मुझे तोड़ दों, मोड़ दों, जिन-जोड़ दों पर ऐसे मत तड़पाओ | Rajpal Yadav, Johnny Lever | Indian Comedy

Brief Summary

This video features a series of comedic skits and dialogues. It begins with a philosophical exchange about knowledge and mastery, transitions into scenes involving a "Maharaj" and predictions, and introduces a character who expresses frustration and a desire to be challenged. The video then shifts to interactions with a "Shazada" (prince), a daku (bandit) named Durjan, and a girl named Salih. The narrative involves themes of romance, danger, and rescue, culminating in confrontations and demands for keys.

  • Philosophical exchange about knowledge and mastery
  • Introduction of a "Maharaj" and predictions
  • Interactions with a "Shazada" (prince), a daku (bandit) named Durjan, and a girl named Salih

Philosophical Exchange and Predictions

The video starts with a philosophical discussion about knowledge, attributing all knowledge to God. The speaker claims that by going to their "chattar chaya," one can become the master of their children. This is followed by the appearance of a "Maharaj" who makes cryptic predictions, mentioning Ram Chandra and a scenario involving fish eating fish.

Government and Anger

The scene shifts to a discussion about being in one's father's house and knowing how to escape. There's a reference to the government being present and a character expressing anger, with another character noting it's the voice of a "little government."

Daku and Romance

The conversation turns to the possibility of a "daku" (bandit) returning, followed by the arrival of "dakuni" (female bandits). A car is shown, described as longing for a "Shazada" (prince) to take it for a ride. The wind is mentioned as being unfavourable, but the car is deemed suitable.

Challenges and Frustrations

A character expresses a desire to have their condition worsened, broken, twisted, and tormented, but not in a way that causes suffering. They mention a "Shazada" and a "pagal" (madman). The scene then involves opening a door and a character named "Gajraj" speaking from somewhere.

Rescue and Danger

A character seeks help, mentioning that the daku Durjan is back. They claim to have been taken by someone and need assistance to escape a dangerous situation.

Salih and the Trunk

The scene introduces a girl named Salih. There's a discussion about taking a trunk to save three people and using a cycle. The character mentions taking the police and not being at fault if someone sees them.

भैंस and चाबी

A character explains that someone's भैंस (buffalo) has been stolen and they've come to file a report. They declare that they've given their जान (life) and दिल (heart) to someone. Another character urges to protect them at all costs.

Confrontation and Demands

The video concludes with a confrontation, where a character is accused of looting. There's a threat involving "loha sing" (iron horn) and a demand for keys. The keys include those for a गाड़े (cart), a गोदाम (warehouse), and the दिल (heart).

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0:03 I'm listening to you. I am listening to my knowledge. Knowledge? All of the knowledge is for the God. Your mind will be complete, my knowledge. How, God? Your master is the master of your master. Master of your master?

0:49 Yes. If you go to my chattar chaya, then whatever you get first, you will be the master of your children. Thank you, God. Thank you. Wait, wait. This is the Maharaj. The Ram Chandra has been said, from the sea, will come like this. He will eat the fish, the fish will

1:37 eat the fish. You are in your father's house. If you see the house, you will go down. You will know how to get out of here. If you have any one from here, remember to remember. The government is here. And when they are here, I will remember to remember. My government will go. Oh, my God! My government is very angry. What happened? That's the little government's voice. वह उन्हें रोका क्यों नहीं हमने रोकनी की कोशिश की मगर वह माने ही नहीं

2:24 तुम्हें पता है छोटे सरदार को यह पता चलेगा तो क्या होगा मेरी पुंगी बजेगी फुंगी यह पुंगी बस्ती के सलोगा सरदार ऐसे सुनी गाउं की आभो हबा पुलिस की वर्दी अप अगर वो डाकू वापस आ गया तो? क्या है? डाकू बाद में डाकूनी आ गए, तुम्हारे कलेजेग धगदग ये तुम्हारा मन बहलाएंगी, देखो तो. नमस्कार. नमस्कार.

3:14 नित्य नमस्कार. शहजादे. क्या है? वो गाड़ी देख रहे हो. तरस रही है, सालों से हसरत थी, कोई शैजाद आए, हमें इस गाड़ी में बिठाए और सेर कराए, ये क्या, ये I saw that the wind is falling. Let's go, the wind is not right, the car is right. Stop

4:00 the wind! Or this. Or this. Today is a big storm. The wind is coming.

5:30 जिन्दा है अगर दुबारा मेरा पीछा किया ना तो तेरी भी हालत ऐसी होगी जैसे गाड़ी के हो गई है कब करोगे बताओना कब करोगे मैं चाता हूं कि मेरी हालत बिगाड़ो तोड़ो मोड़ो मरोड़ो जिन्जोर दो पर ऐसे मतरपाउ शाइजादे बच्छोड पागल तोड़े नरग कद्वार खोल दिया नरग कद्वार खोल गया मेरा तस्वर्ग चला जा रहा है शैदादे अरे मैं बोल रहा हूं मैं

6:16 गजराज कहां से बोल रहा हूं मुझ से बोल रहा हूं अजार छोड़ो बोलो देखो बहुत मुसीबत नपासाओं बहुत मुस्किल में हूं Here is my... Here is my friend. And you are listening to romance? That daku Durjan is back. And that's not true. I don't know who took me. I need your help. Get out of here. Get out of here. This is dangerous. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey

7:09 Hello, sir. What are you seeing? I'm seeing you. Look, you're good. Very good. You're your sister. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, where are you? Here, Salih, a girl. बावी, बात करो, मल लगाओ. सलीम का सलान, कसम से जल परी लग रही है. चोटा देवार. अब ही उनको इधर उधर उठाके पठके हो, अब तुम चाहते हो, तुम से लुट जाएए? अरा लुट के आ ना, मैं आ पूछ रहे हैं जाना ना,

7:57 कहां की रहने वाली हो? जी. We are not a Tanki. We are also a very good kid. We know that we are also a very good kid. We know that we are also a very good kid. Yes, kill someone. Let's go, let's go. Let's go. Now Tanki, come on. The people of the people of the world, don't see that they are not the same. पूछ रहा ना कहा यह तो अंदाई से दिखानी देता कहा पूछो ना पराब हो कौन मैं मैं अबलान आरी चंदनपुर में रहती हूं अब तो पुछो मुझे क्या हुआ पुछो

8:48 पुछो पुछो पुछो पुछो पुछो पुछो पुछो पुछो पुछो पुछो पुछो � I'm taking the trunk of the trunk. I'm taking the trunk. We're taking the trunk. We're going to save you three. And take them to the cycle. I'm going to spend the cycle. I'm going to spend the 50-year-old and go on the cycle. I'm going to take the police. And if someone can see me like this, it's not my fault. Yes, sir. If you're like my love, you won't be in the world. What do you want? You have the one who has left us. उसे लेने आये क्या क्या हमारा दुपट्टा

9:46 क्यों है ये क्यों ने ले आया थी तुमसे क्यों रहूं भैस भैस भैस का मतलब क्या हुआ मेरा मतलब उसकी भैस चोड़ी हो गया रिपोर्ट लिखवाने आया थी देखो बलो अगर आगे चलकर मुझे कुछ करबर लगी न जान है निने मेरे पास मतलब जान और दिल मैं दोनों तुमी को दे चुका हो ना जरोगा जी इनके लिए ना जान बाज में दे देना उदर हरिया जार खाकर जान दे रहा है उसको बचलो कहा है वो गर में और का उदर है इधर आओ कुछ नहीं होगा बाबा आप चिंता मत करो �

10:47 No, इतनी जात्ती हो रहे है इस गाउबे कोई साला कुछ नहीं कर रहा है Yeah,

11:46 I'm वाला होके लूट करने आया है अरे दूरजन तो तुझे बात में देखेगा पहले तुझे लोहा सिंग का लोहा चखना पड़ेगा तेरी तोर्थ मेरे शहजादे के साथ बत्तमीजी मैं कभी बरदाश्ट नहीं करूगी सीधी तरह चावी दे वन

12:33 लोहा पिगला के वस्तरा बन फिर तु भी हमारे जमात में आ जाएगा एक तरफ लाली एक तरफ लोहा कतर दोहा चाबी दे और ना गुद्गुदी करके जान ले लोगी चाबी दे पहले गाड़े की चाबी फिर गोदाम की चाबी ये दिल की चाबी एक एक करके सारी चाबी दे दूँगी तुझे तांक्य मेरे तिखे सहजादे

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