0:00 a b drinking coffee it's not coffee it's hot Pepsi you're the worst husband in the world I hope everything's okay don't you spit sunflower seeds at me you used to love it recording that fake fight was a great idea love making and I hate that cutesy way you make Jackal lanterns I like scary Halloween not funny Halloween County Fair [Music] music hey dinks give me your lunch money thanks wads and I hope to see you both Saturday come to my party or die I
0:45 don't like him I bet Nelson won't even have gift bags Unthinkable is that legal wait what if nobody goes he can't kill all of us if we all Stand Together Nelson's helpless hell no we won't show you actually convince people not to go to Nelson's party you J Simpson how can you be so mean you are going to that party a come on BART the party will be fun Nelson's not bad all he needs is a little kindness Dad don't make me go I'll give you a back rub oh your elbows like an angel's kiss and here we are
1:34 okay just walk in say happy birthday and get out uh-oh do I hear a dial tone cuz this party is off the hook must be a lot of traffic today is highway 88 backed up oh yeah it's a parking lot out there hey kids my spidey sense is tingling tingling because it's a certain someone's birthday yeah maybe I should come back a little later don't go my party Peeps are on Route I swear Nelson nobody's coming but I thought I had some friends maybe you can have fun with just me okay why not stop having fun kids
2:22 come on BART let's knock him down [Laughter] so how was Nelson's party not bad we had pizza cake and then sang songs with Nelson's Grandma but it was a one time thing and now I'll never see him again hey Ralph have I got a half a sandwich for you Bart where you going I saved you a seat best friend um Nelson I was just thinking about us being best friends I don't have time for new friends dude I forgot how cool Bart was yeah
3:08 he's awesome good guy good guy isn't he I've known him for years but I ran into him at a party and we really clicked that's right we're best friends now homie when you're done putting Lisa to bed we can um finish what we started the other day Dad can't you read me a story for a little bit would you mother smells like coconut okay sweetie which book should I read Angelica button on the dragon King's trundle bed Angelica trembled as she looked up at the stern but wise whiskers of Headmaster greyash Angelica poon you are a mere earthin foolish earthin send her to the sorrow mines of Mount purgatorium Lisa
3:54 wake up they're taking Angelica to mount purgatorium Dad I'm tired night [Music] night Nelson do you ever wish you weren't a bully sometimes but it's not up to me it's who I am here this is for you all of a sudden I was a somebody in a school full of nobody's so Scotty how do you like school closed [Laughter] life was perfect H H you must read ahead fiction is your
4:41 passion just take a peek at the title of the next chapter and see if you can resist an unexpected occurrence what could it be as Headmaster grey stash fought a battle to the finish with dark wizard Malo wish's crub [Music] goodbye Angelica hey Bart who else Bart why are you hanging around with Nelson so much he's a bully it's weird to see you as somebody's sidekick Bart Simpson is nobody's sidekick then I suppose you can just fly kites with whoever you want right here in front of everyone
5:30 [Music] blue and red the colors of friendship you're late sorry I was uh stealing loose grapes at the grocery store really you call this stealing loose grapes look what you made me do Nelson get in here the cat's eyes are running and I need you to dab them Ma what happened to the curtains I made him into a dress for karok singing Me and Nelson were best friends and now I think he's going to kill me Bart we need to talk best friends forever no I can't do
6:17 it you're a nut bar a whack job a cuaa make sure your Affairs are in order oh gra stash gra stash oh hello Lisa come on dad read the last chapter everyone says there's a big surprise come on read read Angelica was trapped in the suffer clock of Sandy Doom no book is going to make my daughter sad mustache power [Music] activate oh man I can't believe you beat me but you did I somehow escaped from The Hourglass [Music] end is that really how it ends what
7:04 happened to the marinal council uh they went to Star Wars land and fought Star [Music] Wars dad's ending is better okay field Trippers welcome to the Springfield tide pools now remember these pools can be dangerous so everyone pick a buddy bch my buddy good boy Nelson squeeze him extra tight for safety [Music] you are a bad friend say again there you go again you act all nice and then you go crazy well maybe I get jealous was the water always up to our necks help help put this on where did
7:50 you get it dude gave it to me [Music] ah man lips where is Nelson I'm sorry Nelson never woke up what never woke up because he never passed out he's right over [Music] there oh Nelson I'll never forget that week we were best friends I touched your heart great Das Gra gra Das GE you're really upset about this Grace Dash thing don't say his name in
8:36 your mouth it sounds like dirt guys I just ordered my wife the greatest anniversary present a COI Pond a koi pond you got this husband thing down hom yeah you must be some kind of married Super Genius how about a few tips certainly lenford make every day a celebration of Your Love H this will really help with my speed dating I got 400 nose a koi pond it's beautiful oh you sweet wonderful man [Music] child what was
9:23 that what the hell is that noise that caterpillar is screaming what he needs is visit from kindly old Dr foot hold it right there Dr foot you're about to kill an endangered species Mr Simpson allowing an endangered species to die is a federal offense under the reversal of freedoms Act of 1994 you are now legally responsible for the safety and well-being of this scream app pillar are you sure God doesn't want it to be dead hey what's God going to do make my wife leave me again once upon a time there were three bears the
10:10 end oh fine I'll go back to the beginning stop what you're doing woo he's alive Homer Simpson for attempted insecticide and aggravated buggery I sentence you to 200 hours of community service lousy community service Meals on Wheels eat it up or I go to [Music] jail come [Music]
10:56 in oh I can't let you leave leave now oh thank God I'm out of matches oh no here's another one oh don't be such a nervous pvis that's not a real skeleton it's a Halloween costume oh I couldn't possibly eat all this please join me you're the shud in before you go would you mind opening this jar of butter pickles my pleasure can I call you the next time I
11:43 need a muscular He-Man yellow hi Mrs Bellamy no I'm not doing anything I can mow your lawn cover for me hello uhhuh yes Mrs Bellamy I'll be right there that woman is taking advantage of you and we need you to do things around here Homer's family needs him too and that's that oh Marge you're such a good woman to care so much about your husband did you hear that Gertie had a terrible fall outside the thrift store freshing your drinks
12:31 ladies relative I am so sick of doing her dirty work she's taking advantage of us Homer the Mrs prefers you call me Simpson that man took my diamond necklace don't worry you're going to be just fine so let me get this straight this mysterious man with braces just stabbed the old lady and disappeared well I'd like to thank you both for cooperating with our did you do it no now if you'll excuse us we'll just be does that ever work no n never does speaking of death
13:18 octogenarian Mna Bellamy was brutally murdered last night the top suspect her disgruntled servants Homer and Marge Simpson top suspects do you really think Homer could be a killer I just can't believe a man we sat and drank with all these years could do such a horrible thing oh man what a day I kill for a beard right away sir I I don't want no trouble I'll kill you if you don't give me some peanuts here you go [Music] Mis next on the Springfield death tour is the home of mar and Homer Simpson also known as H Diddy and his murder
14:04 ho what it goes right by our [Music] house hey chief you better get in here Mrs Bellamy's necklace Palmer and Marge Simpson you're under arrest for the murder of Mna Bellamy yeah your wife's going to look pretty good now Chief yeah she's a super lady don't worry Marge I'll cut us a deal by becoming a jailhouse snitch I know who stopped up the toilet I hided the victim her death earned them $50,000 and the necklace was found in
14:50 their [Music] home Mr Foreman have you reached a verdict we find the defendants guil Homer and M Simpson I senten you to death in the electric chair we appreciate you're coming to comfort us but we're not Catholic oh cheer te here well then I hope you enjoy your stay in Hell how can you have such an appetite at a time like this you know this is our last night and our cells are side by
15:35 side that's hard to get in the mold I just keep thinking about everything we're going to miss I killed and robbed the old lady all by myself Marge is completely innocent congratulations Mrs Simpson your husband confess to everything you're free to go my love you saved my life dead man walking on a Green Mile hello yes governor no Governor it's not too late
16:22 CH up Palmer we got to put an electrode there to ground the brain stem thank you you're on frame up Homer Simpson you're the latest victim of the new reality show frame up there never was a Mrs Bellamy only me Carmen Electra I knew it this whole thing was a joke oh I've never been so relieved relieved and angry homie I'm so lucky to be married to such a selfless and loving man I'm glad everyone's all right but I think you should be ashamed toying with a human life for TV ratings uh Homer my
17:09 face is up [Music] here hey how you doing there [Music] [Music] I brought fried chicken biscuit first dibs you have to do more I've never seen this it must have been left by some previous
17:57 owner holy moly a valuable antique car Dad shouldn't we see who owns the car now sweetie according to the ancient law of Trover abandoned property passes to the subsequent landowner chubby dude in a tiny car making friends both near and far in this little town he's a shooting star it doesn't matter where you are there's not a thing that can compar to a chubby dude in a tiny [Music] car Daddy's home hello children for you
18:45 daughter a little rag doll for you son a Florida orange well if it isn't my favorite girl in my favorite room I'm glad you had a good day I'm sorry sorry homie your life is full of fun surprises my life sucks uhoh tissues poor Marge what do I do help me Universe I was just passing in my 1973 citran DS palas when I saw that classic Morgan with the original wood dash interior man I I'd like to buy it don't worry this car is a piece of art going where it will be admired to my secret underground car
19:30 depository you've got it we are going on the trip of our lives really where hey do you still have that that money I gave you for the car sure do well uh I'm going to need it back but I just promised my wife here's your money back well see you unbelievable it opens from here the age we live in I've decided where I want to go um oh the trolley at the mall no Paris and a good morning to you sir here's the problem I've disappointed my wife so many times I can't do it once more I see so I have to take her and our three kids to Paris but here's the challenge I have no money all right there is a way but it is a tad
20:16 risky the mob I mean the courier company will pay airfare and hotel and all you have to do is deliver a package but you cannot look inside the package that's the package what package the package you're delivering o and the clients have asked me once more to remind you not to look inside Homer Simpson just when I think you have nothing left to offer you whisk me to the birthplace of existentialism now if you'll excuse me it's an 11-hour flight and I have to visit the loua absolutely great if there's something in that briefcase and it could get us in trouble
21:01 [Music] better try the other eye don't okay maybe the first eye again what the I found it it's an Amazon blue constrictor I can't break her heart well you can't let anything bad happen to that snake I promise and you have to promise to preserve another endangered species my marriage I promise I'll get the luggage Marge you and the kids grab a cab a Parisian Cab taxi taxi taxi are you casual career Homer Simpson I am here is your money I'm not going to let you hurt that
21:47 snake you have to say Lisa catch before you throw it come on where did they go so back home we call this the tire fire man look at those gargoyles that's from back when religion still knew how to scare the crap out of you oh I have to ask why are you carrying that briefcase I just brought a little work Lisa I've come to understand a snake's natural habitat is not a briefcase so I'm going to set him free it's a shame Lisa and your father had that errand and couldn't join us perhaps Madame would like to order from our extra cruelty menu we have Covan made from an old rooster who was kicked
22:34 to death in front of his wife and children very nice B can you ditch this in the alley for [Music] me H starving models dad I love being on a caper in France with you Dad you just bought a ticket to aant [Music] stop speaking French damn you here skinny skinny here skinny skinny I've never been happier okay you're free not so fast all
23:19 T come to the lou hey it's got great paintings oh yeah name too don't patronize us you make belts from snakes we treat our High fashioned animals in the most Humane manner they're gone we want to be criminals we should keep a better eye on people it's really not that hard do not worry there's one sure far away to find the Americans Marco [Music] po now what are we going to do with the snake we'll just have to keep him with us what is it Lisa do you see a Burger King we're at rud lard home of the three most famous jazz clubs in Paris we need a doctor and someone who can play saxophone oh which is which I'll show
24:07 [Music] you Mar there's something I need to tell you that briefcase I know was trouble yes this is my battle of esling L Napoleon had a more famous defeat I'm not aware of yes they are no no Bridge OA la la la you have despoiled our super models let an American perform with a French combo and stolen Z poor gentlemen
24:53 snake no snake we have searched their room from am while to be there no snake maybe we were wrong about you let's see if the police dogs can do anything all right Simpsons I apologize as for you send the dogs on them prepare to have your ankles nipped enjoy L France and now something we should have done the moment we met you come on you got kisss like Grandma get in [Music]
25:43 there Seymour I'm here to tell you I'm returning to Scotland and you'll never see me again but I have handpicked my replacement Mr journy Ma so beautiful you're late for school say more let me know if you make a BM today oh my special little guy first school dance no why do I have to go to some stupid dance dad help me son for the rest of your life you're going to go to all sorts of horrible events just to spend time with girls dances stores your
26:29 not going to make another tonight if I do it right no more parts tonight more parts night no parts Uncle Homer's not nice to you your name's not stupid it's Ned whoa there Ry someone's getting a little too familiar sorry Mr Daddy thanks a lot Bart would you dance with me where did you come from fifth grade
27:15 be careful Bart if you take her hand now your puberty has started you can join me if you just take her hand I'd certainly like to help a demon but do it enter the world of body spray wiry hairs and wondering what boobs feel like do you know sure sure and tonight's best dancer Bart Simpson this is for you I'll meet you outside Hey look it's someone who does stuff hi this is for you let me give you a life lesson this isn't your fault but
28:01 it's the end of us forever sweetie what happened bullies broke my trophy bullying is wrong and I'm going to work to change it our final new business is a proposal from Mod Simpson ladies and gentlemen I'm about to show you the world's filthiest word now M thanks for coming at alls but uh since frontier days we've needed bullies to steal land from Indians and uh punch locusts but not anymore so moved all in favor hey Simpson come over and get your Christmas socking by the unregulated power vested in Us by the hastily passed bully law
28:47 you're under arrest take them away boys is that a candy cane MH house cuz uh yeah that that's also evidence uh yes Kent the law gives us broad Authority here we're not just going after your Garden variety nerle purpler no no no we're also arresting adult bullies all you worthless Riders ever do is stare into your phones why don't you text me some freaking jokes a TV star criticizing his riters uh yeah a car just cut me off licensed jdb 653 He's a Bully oh and the guy that filled my Sola gave me mostly ice bully what ha mom wrought the police are arresting basically anyone they want to
29:34 Daddy can we make Coco boys I'm afraid Mr Simpson borrowed our mix and our mugs why don't you ask for things back are you being bullied dear Lord please demonstrate unto us Uncle Homer's not a [Music] jerk see you in hell old ped Springfield PD Chief speaking hello we'd like to report a bully this Bully's going down Homer Simpson I'm here to charge you with multiple counts of bullying your neighbor Ned Flanders I have no comment at this time I sentence you to 90 days treatment in our new Biff Stiffler bully reeducation
30:20 Center is it a school more like a prison thank God I know what you're going through because I'm a recovering bully myself I was bullied for years and years I tried to solve it in a way that I don't suggest I shot a man but that didn't fix it it fixed it for him he died time for step one on the path to empathy you maggots can I do yard work like the kids your work is internal you mean like vacuuming do you know that's why that Dyson is a billionaire something is wrong with you when you think vacuuming I'm talking about inside your head you find the toughest one you cracked that person and the rest of you fall in line You'll Never crack me ah you're probably right just like
31:06 you never heard your mother say I love you every bully is woven from the colorful thread known as humiliation Gary who humiliated you which way is love Daddy which way is love he made me go to a m ah breakthrough just sit down Gary what about you Homer why do you hate this Flanders well he thinks he's so perfect with his organized garage and his barbecue grill that never has crud on it that's very good keep exploring I'm already hating him a little bit why do you hate Flanders oh everybody hates Flanders no just you that's right he
31:52 ain't no Cho H you've got to find the answer to this it's been bothering you your whole life all right I hate Ned Flanders because because he's better than me in every way I used to be a jerk I never cared whose feelings I hurt as long as it got a laugh I took a dumb when a pinky would do but we have learned our lesson so I hereby promise I promise well surprisingly that was a best take a question what will this video be used for oh in schools by police group CNN they're doing a lot of things now that have nothing to do with news and here to throw out the first pitch reform bully Homer
32:38 Simpson you're a hero no you're you're the hero no no you're wrong you're the hero I no I just I I just have a little pts no if you see a hero you're looking into a mirror man because you're the hero Jenny the conington float contains 10,000 one flowers and work started the day after last year's parade finished you say that every year and it's just not true wait what do you want me to do with this how about writing I'm sorry Ned wait what are you doing here Homer sorry is not just the most exciting board game ever devised it's a word I need to hear from you I'm starting to think you don't want an autograph this is what I want I want you to understand how you make me
33:24 feel Homer Simpson you made me less of a man in my son's eyes you can't push a guy around forever Dad you better take a long fat look in the mirror I know and I'm going to wait right here on my knees till you change your mind o do on my knees mhm I hear you not too comfortable nor should it be [Music] and when you stand praying if you hold anything against anyone forgive him so that your father in Heaven May forgive you your sins that's from that ribbon
34:10 book yes it is Homer and I forgive you transgress arino e
