0:00 Hold on. Look up. Look up. Look up. Look down. Look down. Look down. You need to check. You need You need You need You need a cranial nerve. Quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick cranial nerve exam because I don't think that's normal that you that I can just brush your eye like that. Just brush brush brush brush brush and brush brush your eye like that. And you don't feel anything. I think your cranial nerves I think your cranial nerves are not okay. They are not they're they are not okay. Can you
0:46 feel Can you feel this? Can you feel that? Can you feel this right here? Right here. Can you feel this? Okay. What about if I go like that? If I go go like that. Just just go like that. Can you feel that? Can you feel that? Can you feel this? This. Just want to I just want to squeeze your face. Just like that. Just want to squeeze. Squeak your face. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Just Just want to squeeze your face. Squeeze and see how you react because
1:33 you don't react. You don't react. Your skin does not react to that. You don't react to that. That's not normal. That's not not not normal. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Your ears. Let me look inside your ears here. Let me just inspect your ear. Oh, sorry. I just I just want to open open up your ear because your ears are so small. They they are so so so small. So, so sorry. They are they Sorry. Sorry. They are so small. They are so so small. Let me just let me just open up your ear. Just open up your ear and look look in there. I don't know. I don't know. Let me see
2:19 this ear. Let me see this ear. I'm just going to open open open this ear and look inside there. Wait, if I just if I just use this tool, this tool, this tool, this tool. Can you see it? Can you see it? Um, make a guess. What does it feel like if you were if you were to take this and go like that? Go like that with your with your fingers. Give me your hand. Just look at your hands. Just massage it a little bit. Massage your hand a little bit if you took these these fingers and went like that. What would it feel like? What what what would it feel like? Can you feel this? Can you feel this?
3:06 Okay. Give me your fingers and go like that. Here you need you need to take it like that and I will go like that. Okay. Grab grab grab on this. Grab on this. Okay. And I'm just going to one more time. Grab this. Okay. And how did it feel? How did it feel? Were you accurate? Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I just need to know if you were accurate. If you were if if you were if Sorry. If you if you were accurate accurate. Okay, I'm just going to open open open up your ear. Open up this ear. Just
3:53 really look inside of there. And I'm going to take this tool and just go in there and just to clean it. I need to take all this gunk out. Just hold still. I know it might hurt a little bit. It might hurt a little bit. You just need to hold still and Okay. Okay. In this ear. This ear. This ear. I'm just going to open it up. Open it up. Open it up. One more time. And I'm just going to go inside there and just clean. I'm just going to twist it. Twist it around. Twist it. And just take it out. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wow, you busted out. You busted out here
4:39 for a second. Let me Let me check. Just let me just check your temperature. I don't know. Maybe you just Maybe you just malfunctioned. Malfunctioned. Okay. Can you see me? Okay. Is your vision blurry? Maybe. Do you have any any any blurry vision? Any face numbness? I think you have I think you have face numbness because I just I just can't squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze your skin like that and nothing happens. Okay, open your eyes. Open your eyes. I just I just need to check if if you would react if I just went with
5:25 this tool right into your eye and you don't react. That's weird. That's That's your cranial nerves are not fine. They are they are not fine. I just I just almost ripped my hair out. What about your hair? Can you Can you Can you Can you feel me touching your scalp like that? If I just took your hair and just I just took your hair and just I just took this this little strand. That is I know that's not that's not um health healthy for you. That's not good for you. But I just love to do that. Just just take this strand, twist it, twist it around, twist it
6:11 around my finger. Just take this strand, twist it, twist it, twist around. Just Okay. Perfect. Perfect. Okay. What about what about what about what about um your hearing? I cleaned your ears a little bit. So tell me if you can hear that. If you can hear that. This ear. This ear. This ear. This ear. Okay. And do you know what that is? Do you see this? Do you see this? Do you know what that is? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me if you know. If you know if you know what that is. If you if if you know what that is, there is a little bone bone bone bone. B
6:58 O N E. Do you know? Do you know your letters? Do you know your letters? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. I am worried about you. I'm worried. Wor worried about you. Okay, let's just do. I need you to repeat after me. Repeat after me. Repeat after me. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. It might take a while. It might take a while. Just Just let me move this hair out the way. Out the way. I'm just going to tell you to show you some words. Apple Maps. Apple. Apple Maps. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Say it back to me. Okay. This ear.
7:46 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I just have this problem. I stutter. I stutter. I stutter sometimes. Sorry. Sorry. Google Max. Google Maps. Repeat it. Repeat it. Repeat it. Okay. Good job. Good job. So, tell me. Tell me. Tell me if you use Apple Maps or Google Maps. Apple Maps or Google Maps. This is Apple Maps. This is Google Maps. Pick pick pick one that you use and follow it with your eyes only. Don't don't walk your head. Follow or either Apple Maps or Google Maps with your eyes only. Okay. Ready? Go. Go follow follow.
8:33 If any of these go out of your field of vision, you need to tell me. Okay. Follow. Okay. One more time. Follow. Now switch. Switch. Switch. Switch. Switch. And follow the other one. Follow the other. Follow the other. Follow the other. Which one? Which one did you pick? Which one did you pick? Apple. Yesterday. He said he was face just a bit.
9:26 Did you get that? Did you get that? Do you understand me? Do you understand what I'm saying? Please stop. You're not sure. That's weird. That's That's That's weird. That's weird. Your temperature. Um, I don't have anything to measure your temperature with. So, let me just feel compared to me. I'm not sure. Not sure. I'm not sure. What about on your nose? On your nose right here. You said I'm not sure. Not sure. It's the same as mine, though. That's weird. That's so
10:13 weird. Okay, I need you to stand up. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up. Come on. You're standing. You're so small. You're so little. Let me just pet your head. Your pet your head. Put your You're so small. You're so small. You're so little. Okay. You just stand up and um raise your hands. Raise your hands. Hands out. Hands out. Just like that. Hands out. Hands out. Phone box. Hands out. Hands up. Sway. Okay. Hands out. Hands out. Just like that. And I need you to go like that. One, two, one, two. Keep doing that. Keep doing that. One, two, one. Okay. I got your arm. I got your arm. And I I will try to hold it in
10:58 place. And you'll try to go like that. And I'll try to hold it in place. Okay. Go go go go go go go. Okay. Now, this this this. I got you. I go to I go to go to your arm with your hand. You'll try. You'll try to go like that and I'll try to hold it. Go. Don't let me Don't let me Okay. Okay. Let me just Let me just feel your body down your body. Feel your head. Feel your Can you just go like that? Maybe. Thank you. Thank you. Feel your torso a little bit. Feel your torso. Does anything hurt? Tell me if I go like
11:45 that on your chest. I just go like that on your chest. Tell me. Does it hurt? Does it Does it Does it hurt? It sounds It's so weird. It sounds like like it's wood. Like you're made out of wood. Wood. If I just knock. That's weird. That's really weird. It's really weird. Maybe that's why Maybe that's why you can't feel anything because you're made You're made from wood. It's weird. I just I'm just stepping on your collar bones. Stepping on my collar bones. Step on your collar bones. So interesting.
12:33 about my color pot. Okay. What about what about your reflexes? Let's check your reflexes. I just take take my light because I don't have anything. I don't have anything else. Take my light. I need you to I need you to um relax your arms. Relax your arms and I'll just check your reflex. Okay, that seems to work. That seems to work. Whoever made you, whoever made you did a good job. You did a good job on reflexes. Okay, now this arm. Let just relax it.
13:20 Relax. Relax it for me. And just Okay. Okay, that works. Now your legs. Your legs. Just um relax your legs. And I'll just Okay, this knee works. And other one. Other one. Can you feel me? Can you feel me going like this on your knee? Okay. And I just took your reflex. I think I must have called something. I must have called something from you. You must have contaminated me. God contaminated me. That's not good. That's not good. I need to wear my mask, but I
14:07 don't have a mask. And I have my glove, but I'm not going to wear that. I'm sorry. I'm just going to um go with this latex over your face. Over your face. You need to tell me what to feel like. What does it feel like? Just go like that. Over your face. Does it feel nice or do you feel anything at all? Put the snacks right on right onion. Right onion. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let's do a taste test. It's a taste test of what I hate last. Okay. I do that
14:53 every time. I need to stop. Okay, I will um put different flavors on your tongue. Open your mouth. Open your mouth. Stick out your tongue. Stick out. Stick it. Okay. Can you feel me? Can you feel me going like that on your tongue? Just going like that. Just going like that on your tongue. Okay. I will put Let me think first. I'll take this flavor and I'll put it right on your tongue. Just just get it in there. Tell me what what do you taste? What do you taste? What What do you taste? It was a raspberry. It was raspberry. Raspberry. Raspberry. Let's do this one.
15:40 This one. This one. This one. Just open. Open. Just put that right on your tongue. Put that right on your tongue. Okay. Close your mouth. You can just go like that. Take your time. Really taste it. Really get the flavors in in and and and make a decision. Make a decision. What do you taste? What do What do What do you taste? Did I Did I say that right? What? What? What do you taste? That was apple. Apple.
16:27 Apple. Let's do one more. Let's do Let me take a clean. Let's do this one. Open up. Open up. Open up. I'm just going to put the flavor right on your tongue. Okay. I'm going to be gentle. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was so rough with you. I'm going to be gentle. Going to put that on your tongue. Close your mouth. Really? Take your time to maybe swirl swirl your tongue around. Like that. Like that. Like that. Okay. And taste it. Taste it. Taste it. Tell me what what do you taste? What? What? What do you taste? That was blueberry. Blueberry. Blueberry. Blueberry. No, that's not
17:13 grape. Open. Open your mouth. Open your mouth. I'm just going to just going to go like that on your tongue. I'm just going to go like that. I'm gonna taste it myself. I'm gonna go lick that on your tongue and I'm gonna taste it myself. No. No. That's not great. That's not great. It's blueberry. Blueberry. Let's taste your smell. Sense of smell. Smell. Smell. Smell. Let just take your nose. Close your nose. Close your mouth. Can you breathe like that? If I just If I just close your nose nose and close your mouth. Can you breathe? Okay. Okay. You can't breathe. You can't breathe. You can't breathe. That means that you are
17:59 human or you are a living creature, but you're made from wood. Wood. Wood. That's weird. Okay, let's taste your smell. Smell. Smell. Smell. Smell. I will just give you Smell smell for me. Smell it for me. Smell this. Smell this. Smell this for me. Okay, let me me give you the whole the whole bottle. Just smell it. Smell it. It smell it and tell me what does it smell like. No. No. No. No. No. What's that? What's that? What's
18:45 that on you? Okay, that was horrend. It was not what you said at all. Okay, let's do a couple more. Just going to just going to spray that on here. Sorry. And I'm going to go stick it up your nose maybe and just smell it. Smell it. Smell it for me. Yeah, I know it's tough because it must have mixed with the apple with the apple
19:32 because what the thing that tastes like tastes like apple also smells like apple and I just put a new smell on it. But you you really have to you really have to take the apple smell out of it and just just smell tell me what does it smell like? I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm all ears. I'm all Oh all all ears. What does it smell like? No, I'm not sure. It's must it should smell like roses. Yeah. Beautiful smell. Beautiful smell. Let me take give you another one. Yeah, it's it's the other.
20:18 It's another another bottle. Smell it. Smell smell. Just let me smell you for a second. Maybe maybe that smell that you have it um messes up all the other smells around you and you just you just smell this this weird smell all the time. What's that smell? Is my is my sense of smell working? I can't I can't really I can't really get the smell. I've never smelled that before. So
21:04 weird. Okay. Try try that one more time. What's that smell like? No. No. No. No. No. No. And the smell. It smelled like cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Not um dirt. What? What the hell? What the hell? What? Why? Why? Why would you say that? Why? Why? My god, why would you say that? That's so weird. Okay. Um, so I don't think your cranial nerves are fine honestly. Because um I think you're made from wood and I think that messes up all the all your cranial nerves. But I don't
21:51 really know what to do with you. I don't really know what to do in these cases. So, So, um, you're just going to have to leave like that. You're going to have to leave with that paint a little bit. I hate myself. Here. And I'm going to here. And I'm going to mix that. that. And I'm gonna Can you turn your head? Turn your head a little bit this way. I'm going to just Okay. Can you turn your head this way?
22:45 Okay. Turn. Turn. And I'm just Okay. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Bye. Fight.
