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0:01 [Music] you get the aren't you guys lets me get in I'm not shooting just yet all right let's go up and Lucas play- is he out there they courtyard behind me grabbed his friend was still there I'm down he's
0:53 right up the hill right behind him very fast thunder grenade you chuck grenades yep nothing got me holy crap hey how's it going can you hear me it's just above you're in Turkey it'll be us salute we decide that it's time to change the rules of engagement all armed survivors are now competition and will be treated as hostile if we want to survive we have to stake our claim survivor diary boys are breaking
1:40 bad [Music] I'm in electro okay this car is screwed up [Music]
2:28 Dave you could probably come down and pick us up before we get to each other yeah I'm hoping to find car parts but I don't think I'm gonna look for him here cuz the factory complex I see a vehicle dude if someone has built up the factory look like bunkers and sandbags and stuff this appears to be a u-az a keycard you can hear gunfire boom and shut up that was close it wasn't the shotgun was it no no no
3:21 Rahzel don't you chuckles Joel are you still near us which knee on the East Coast I think so all right honest I run to the east coast then I'm only like five minutes out looks like a full run I see somebody okay wheels red engine orange feels pretty good I guess start heading northeast while you look for cars but I'm heading east to meet up with Joel and we'll look for cars together I'll give him the cz nice good luck yeah he just threw his grenade the guy that killed you and now he's
4:07 shooting shotgun blast so I'm gonna go kill him for you dude he's a Goering zombies from so far away he's still shooting the shotgun he must be in a real tight mind I heard an explosion and a bunch of shotgun blast and zombies are running inside more shotgun blast there is a vehicle here Muggsy under the skirt pass on the road heading south okay I didn't see that one keep on coming North chair mine you give that
4:57 long wooden bar near the factory yep the Winchesters of a side room over there all right I see the guy in the rooftop Joel I'm gonna shoot him with your cz thank you I have a jerrican until a rooftop chill you'd kill him I gotta get these on his I'll be known with a shooter I got so many zombies on me
5:45 you know it doesn't look like the Humvees turning around to come get me yeah so there might be more vehicles but they're all wrecked and there's no loot anywhere darn it aren't even the zombies he ran back inside a zombies spare hey I found a Lee Enfield okay and you know si was the eight be nice that's the Czech Republic's version
6:32 of the a que but it is usually found some snacks you browse put salt on them no I want that going to be to come back
7:28 just be able to get the headshot Joel yeah dude he'd walk right up on me I just nailed him which is better that or the ak-74 I probably take the 74 oh my gosh I just heard so many zombies the whole complex is coming for me now now how many times have you taken my kills I know it I die from that yeah we call it taking your kills we were dead Jules always a bait recently it seems yeah I beat I made the bad guys their crew you
8:14 are Dave I'm on the other side of swords yeah on me I got you then yeah I'm gonna come towards that train station I can see it from the tree I'm high yonder right now I'm dead whoo look at you I got out of the fire station just in time as to other people showed up shooting oh all right I'm coming south here am i I'm gonna have an aka in my hands all right I'm almost to the gas station and I got one zombie still chasing me I'm not sure what I'm gonna do with him I have a couple chasing me as well okay maybe people just path towards a pine tree all right I see a
9:02 guy up there on the beach let's run in the tree line let's kite the zombies past and let them eat him he's not moving [Music] this is tight the hole right past them should be able to see us well he's facing out towards the ocean tear I'll start running towards okay what did you'll find wheels
9:49 Jim I'm gonna break his legs and then let us on again [Music] and that appears to work [Music] thanks buddy [Music] yep they're not running efforts well thank what are you doing chill so I I'm a helicopter right on the road does it work it's all broken or like everything needs repair we still have some food on us the ones
10:35 on ice Jeremiah from my vacation is not from him you took all the good Agra the chopper up here hey that's a big one yeah that's the Russian oh man what is it that's good take a look yeah might as well do you want to do the caighdeán while i check it out all right you're gonna shoot him yeah so all right you got the shot at the infield yeah should you like executed him geez well please be working it looks pretty
11:24 good um Manor is showing us bridge I try to put in the fuel that I have in it and see what happens sure well the fuel is empty though that's gonna take forever to even get to a fuel station it's people get Burkhardt you get a guy coming up the road oh dude you ring the dinner bell there's a few of them coming where is recovering behind you that guy that's not you know I'm over here at the road to meet the road okay left side left side left side he's gonna log cabin back the way that you just ran
12:12 from the tablecloths in this game what blue tablecloths and the vehicles in seven houses alright he's heading that way became Jeremiah that was nice shooting he's almost back of the tree line no he's at the train station he's running down the train tracks I'm gonna get out to try to take a shot he's running South the way that we came in the trees I'm on the road do you see me I got a zombie train chasing me okay I see he's on the train okay he's got a
12:58 shotgun I think he's up in the tree line you want to chase him down okay [Music] about 120 yards past the train station moving south will run he's out Nathan right now may not be full run - that's the issue he's happy to shoot zombies he just fired the NI crash are you firing - yep that was me firing I got zombie zombies like I can't stop - hey I just shot a survivor on the beach and now I'm not a bandit like you should denim I took yeah they
13:45 let you become bandits a statement I'm abandoning yeah that's is he still bring himself to your mind I lost eyes I lost eyes as well yeah it that's not you running across the road right now is it nope yep that's him he's running towards the factory towards the chopper let's be on the beach yeah you just fired I'm sure get him he's in the road I see you not close up take a shot okay I think he's trying to flank me but okay I can't stop the shoot for
14:30 more than a second cuz I've got so many zombies on me I see you coming up I lost eyes on him where did he go so I thought I'd see you guys later I mean if I might go do a little editing this [Music] hmm yeah it's running so slow right now okay it's it's so hard to enjoy it it's I think so yeah I'm gonna go back to bed okay
15:17 hey I'm going back no I'll go back the way we came to check that body that I have the woman that I shot okay it's only one body but there's still me zombies I'm the fokker nade you should have a smoke grenade it I'm buying well it's just through my father
16:07 [Music] all right zombie down on the body who me check a suit this guy has I don't have room to carry this stuff just going fishing that's all he has nothing on his body at all well me he's got all the basics huh not the guy I killed on the beach like his inventory to put the empty I think it glitch I grabbed some shotgun slugs are you shooting again yeah I had another zombie aggro from Talan alright I'm running towards you again yeah this guy's got nothing on I don't know I saw his body flicker because it was a woman that I killed but the body
16:53 flickered and became us normal fibers I guess that was that guy's just running that behind you like to try to kill me and then you saw me yeah anyway yeah when you turned around is when he took off the other direction hey wait you asked me that man that's him okay you waited that long shooting why thought it was you I didn't see the bandage another shot hang the chopper yep I hear a case I take the treeline Chris are you still telling north yes all right I am just I just passed the area on wasteland where the plectrum shop is okay I got a drink something Dave hold
17:40 up Omaha this bush he was firing from like all the zombies earning dissolution so I think we're all right yeah I'm looking with binoculars I'm gonna hunt him down I see the aggro at the bridge I don't have eyes yet I think he was wait wait possible eyes it's behind a pole think he's right at the edge of the river at the bridge I'm gonna go floor let's do it he is on to the take hey it sounds like I got to eat up yeah but kind of beans I still got about a mag left why does
18:27 everyone keep using grenades get this figure that you figured that you spawn with them why not right it's gonna knock it out of them all right looks like he's running a busy wish me into the factory area okay let's take the tree line take it nice and slow and flank them alright we've got 15 1 mag and oh wow 15 in the other look at that is design and field shots yeah you're definitely the sniper here that that will kill anybody with two shots one shot usually knocks in Alex hear what it shakes around yeah I'm here shotgun glass I'm gonna there's someone else there he's gone into a shotgun lots of zombies moving towards
19:13 the center factory that's interval yeah zombies I'm moving into they see the guy no I see I see all the zombies ok there's also a horde moving into the glass factory it's an SPS job as well I'm not sure what's going on holy crap there must be two of them in there where someone's just having fun and that's why though fights with mermaids like that is really inefficient and dangerous I think you and to the whole horde got inside the building and tossed a grenade I'm on your right flank coming up behind you by the way all right I see you I think he just jumped off of dude I see a zombie like hopping in the factory I
19:59 don't know what that was I swear he jumped no easy spin again he jumped up and down the zombie is hopping up and down like 30 feet I see a bunch of zombies I see a zombies yeah inside the factory there's a zombie like Willie's going on in there did you come to an occasion you know there's a lot of zombies so I don't really want to walk straight into it yeah and if that guy with a K is still alive puzzled over broke I hear there's a lot of I see one dead survivor take you out in the field nope nope check out a guy out in the field West West West towards you of the he's west of the granary towers in the
20:46 open field with a shotgun you get him I think I might have broken his legs make a shot to the treeline West Street line I see it liking alright he's down okay there's a guy with an aka West I saw the smoke trail up just past the white double storey barn at the Red Roof Inn the tree line he's laying down with an ache a back up into the tree line drive
21:32 room to loot this guy should I keep running oh don't stop moving cuz I take a guy is laying down camping the field a popular area tonight do you see where I am you know where are you I'm running towards the barn right now like I'm running past couple trees I've got Tom afternoon okay have you set all unfortunately no just been to keep his attention Jimmy I'm gonna get up behind him on the hill where is he you know I can't see him draw a line directly west from the Red Barn up the hill he's right in that tree line choose now I'm like yeah you like when you write towards him
22:18 he was laying under a bush I saw his smoke clouds from his aka coming out from underneath the bush I may try to grenade the bush like the whole area I wonder if you're working together he didn't seem to maybe even the booster yet no I have it I find a car and a bus here I haven't had chance to check it out I'm pretty close to him he is not taking a shot all right maybe huge I'm cranking mile I don't I think I see you running down at the bottom of the hill yep all right I'm up the hill with the bayonet skinny looking for him I don't
23:04 know where he went he may not be here anymore two people died when we were shooting do you think yeah I think I've heard through the guy in the fields legs dak shots when I was shooting through grass I didn't have a good shot in his body he did lay down after you started shooting okay I'm shot in the head hey I think the guys okay might have been engaging you maybe but I mean I'm oh I see him I see him oh wait Bennett skin I'm on the other thing that skin up the hill from you that's me that's me that's you that's me easy comrades no that's me Jim I look at you right now sure yeah all right the band of headache
23:50 does not okay we'll see him he's running he's running where's you is running so okay there are two buses here and one car operable we'll see how can I check it out slowly and carefully because there was gonna play around always easy stop yep back out how close was a grenade to institutions demons but there's only one oh nice he's unconscious hey I'm gonna execute with the revolver
24:36 all right just you cover me in case he wakes up please this is a shotgun guy this is this isn't vak guys oh hey I kind of the car over the players mean I should have run up there and got in it hey Jim I hate to see a guy just spawn next door what's the do you just see that yeah yeah one of them's working but it happened to be a player's car we got zombies coming June laughs let's
25:26 head south towards Chris try hit some tree stands I'm getting low on a cane come up that was an ape a guy wears a cake at you are you sure it was okay I heard was yours definitely I heard a very distinctive tribally AKM shot ak-74 and I was walking so close what could it kill me I don't know that's weird he could have been shooting at two and then decided well once he realized how many of us were down and he decided it wasn't worth it yeah I couldn't figure out where you were saying he was looking down at us and I threw the grenade and turn to the
26:11 right and he's just standing there in the open like stared at me down the weekend we're done the shotgun I was like ah crap the guy came over got in the bus I was hiding behind then I'm pretty sure he switched a third person and saw me so now I'm running he got out of the bus and I believe he's chasing me mmm yes all right up the hill up the hill from a rock up the hill from us I said I see you behind a tree [Music]
26:58 I'm dead oh Jesus guy right next to it it's holy crap that was it is 50 okay I just heard another shot takes is you hear that shot no I'm still pretty far south I'm just off the shore what's that it boosts to argue on Jeremiah I'm I'm I mean I'm really just north of electro oh no I'm running I'm running up the road towards boost oh I'm off to your West I'm in the woods to the south it's
27:47 really weird cuz I like that guy he's the closest enough I should have seen him or if he's shooting at me he could have shot me right now maybe he's facing the opposite direction under a bush should be down into the city possibly I'm still hearing shots well there's two guys here I'm moving east towards you Jim I'll become honest I'm very I'm pretty close to Chris I think our youth crouched near a tree right now no no I'm running across the field our two players here I'm running hundred yards from the tree line I see you is that you uh are you like in the hedgerow yep all right the tree line and often stupid zombie all right
28:38 Christian boys are coming we got shot ease nobody messes with my brother well Point Blank Massacre someone if we get lucky aim for the legs alright there's one of them that's in the bus right now trying to move it but they don't have the real repair it but you have the wheel I have a wheel yet they only need well there's a car going running there's a bus one but I was in the car and the car has some of the fuel there's actually cornered us this year there were two players here just a second ago he was in this area because he killed Joel at the cliff just to our
29:24 west right here Jeremiah we still got a little ways to run yeah just slightly over halfway there hey there's one dude that was just in the bus and they're both running up to the other bus now there's two of them do you have an awesome if it were on st. Thomas what just thought I'd ask crap one of you guys will do that they're gonna take the bus maybe they take one that you can just fix the car and we're good yeah yep hate the bus guys take the party bus we're approaching your six now I think don't see me I've got an eight to get my back down yeah you should be just out
30:14 here guys see you guys well just in the Pinetree your everybody I see you I see you all right I feel blind here with these I just moved out okay all right at our 11 o'clock there's a bus okay I see there's a bus there's actually two buses there's a car run on the road into the town there's the car in the middle of the field and the two guys last I knew we're heading towards the bus I lost them which bus left or right right one all right well they don't leave there yeah
31:04 so if you think we should just go and repair that car and we can I get Roland I can cover their repair the car and try to cover moon no you should cover because you arrange weapon no I don't have any grounds for the best we're gonna stand right next to you okay safety in numbers and such to be moving super close do you think yeah I'm running up to the car like if he gets it started I'm hopping in that's good just go for it all right guys let me go in first I'll kite zombies away from you guys are you
31:51 gonna like run through the bar in the background yeah I'm just gonna run right through right here he's Wanderers out of the way a zombies tasty meat yeah I'm gonna go north in the Midwest and then double back I'll keep an eye out for those guys for you fish you go oh yeah that's the very same just if you need to all take I
32:43 can come back and get some in a minute guys I got two rounds of slugs for the shotgun a 2 now we have I'm in the car driver seat can I come pick you up pass out yeah run run run Chris ride you didn't warm up dude your legs are broken should I oh my goodness
33:34 looking back there are so many people on you holy crap alright be cable Krista they can't pull you out of the car if it's damaged enough Jeremiah where are you I can try to get them off of you I'm at the back of the bus oh dude I'm dead what you guys yep we've got a car alright I just flagged all those zombies that kill you Jim I just killed like 13 of them yeah he's turducken aid that was me that was me killing all the zombies I blew up the bus - whoops there's a giant pillar of fire and dead
34:21 bodies now knock my hearing now it's coming back slowly Dave where are you meet you somewhere yeah I'm gonna treat bandaging real quick okay just all right you have to search from here and change it they'll be interested I'm at Kent Bulova so that's not good pretty close alright so looking at a sniper Hill overlooking sure know which way you want me to run just onto the electrode start running towards electro yeah all right Chris I lost all the a
35:10 girl I'm heading south near the road there's some zombies wandering that we're chasing you apparently that's kinda Shh so we never know what half of those other guys they sure didn't seem to come around if there were anyone your body definitely saw the smoky fire from that explosion I see Chris I use the doctors IG weren't going fast that was awkward but look Chris if you gotta stop and you know do your business
35:56 you gotta ask first all right oh hello your honor car once again up those two two cars well how about Chris and check them out three cars will get out you guys should be pretty close to me I'm going to get your mind damage check the gear - all right my goodness echoes yes yes indeed find this like gangster black sedan up
36:44 here a limo I can't hear [Music] not a party car right here on the side anything in the year I couldn't find it here on that one sometimes the best way to get to the gear is go to the back seat back to the driver seat back to the back seat in the depressive gee look at this classy old car is got a great front wheel damage really a shame you couldn't strip them this just needs one wheel this one means are we up to our necks
37:32 the way we parked our car just some two deals now just grass never mind none of these cars have a wheel no they're almost that one's all burned out there [Music] oh yeah let's take the pave roads we're gonna get pulled out of this thing
38:25 Mangala butters just made a noise with it one of us just need to know is like they got hurt yeah I think I'm a bit injures whoo dirt road speed is pretty bad your left front wheel flattening it's about half plot you know something all baby I've missed you okay no gas how is the health look engine red instruments red main rotor yellow all
39:13 yellow it has the main rotor so you just need the engine and fuel let's keep that in mind oh that's it okay yeah never mind that's a good boy where there's a will we can find a tractor and push it out into the road like before we know how this game is played [Music]
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