Brief Summary
In this episode of "Modern Dating is Actual Hell," Cody and Ko explore the wild and cringe-worthy world of online dating profiles and messages. They react to a variety of bizarre and desperate attempts at finding love, ranging from overly aggressive pick-up lines and bizarre personal contracts to religious recruitment and tearful pleas for nude photos. The episode highlights the absurdity and often disturbing nature of modern dating, with Cody and Ko providing humorous commentary and reactions to the most outrageous examples.
- Explores cringe-worthy online dating profiles and messages.
- Features overly aggressive pick-up lines and bizarre personal contracts.
- Includes religious recruitment attempts and desperate pleas for nude photos.
- Highlights the absurdity and disturbing nature of modern dating.
- Provides humorous commentary and reactions to outrageous examples.
Intro
The episode starts with Stegan introducing himself and mentioning his likes, such as cooking and reading, while humorously avoiding the topic of cream of mushroom soup. Cody and Ko then introduce the episode as "Modern Dating is Actual Hell episode two".
Hinge Profiles and Voice Notes
Cody and Ko react to a Hinge profile where a man's love language is revealed to be explicit. They then explore profiles of older users, with Cody suggesting setting Hinge age settings to 65+ to find "boomer wisdom." One voice note features a man reciting a reflective, philosophical message about living in the moment. Another voice note from a user named Kaylee is played, where an unknown person asks why she hasn't responded and declares his love for her.
Cringe-Worthy Pick-Up Lines
The hosts react to a series of bizarre pick-up lines, including one where a man asks if he can eat the recipient's ass. They then discuss a written relationship proposal from a man named Jennisa, which outlines his expectations in areas like wealth, health, relationships, and overall fulfillment. The proposal includes requirements for the partner to stay updated on health trends, engage in constant physical touch, and provide good oral sex. The man also states that he will cheat if his needs aren't met, but will inform his partner beforehand.
Facebook Dating and Manipulation Tactics
Cody and Ko review a Facebook dating conversation where a man insists on immediate sex, stating it's a "deal breaker" if not included. They also discuss a manipulative message where someone claims they didn't disclose cheating to protect the other person's feelings.
Tinder Profiles and Religious Recruitment
The hosts react to a Tinder profile where someone asks "Where are you from? Why?" They then discuss a married couple looking for someone to join them at church, suggesting that people on Tinder might need "a little extra Jesus." Another profile features a couple looking for a third person for casual fun.
Dating Profile Analysis
Cody and Ko analyze various dating profiles, including one from the "contract guy" who wants caresses and compliments for basic actions. They also review profiles with humorous or self-deprecating descriptions.
Intense and Bizarre Bios
The hosts react to an extremely intense bio from "Mr. Manners," which includes aggressive and vulgar language. They also discuss a cyberpunk-themed Tinder profile with elaborate and descriptive writing.
Desperate Pleas and Overly Attached Messages
Cody and Ko review a desperate message begging for nude photos. They then discuss overly attached messages after a first date, where someone declares their strong feelings and possessiveness.
Vulgar Bios and Final Thoughts
The episode concludes with a discussion of vulgar bios, including one asking "Where all the squirters at?" Cody and Ko wrap up the video, thanking viewers and promoting new merch.
