Pokemon: Gotta Watch 'Em All! | Pokemon Giratina and the Sky Warrior | Pokemon Movie Podcast

0:00 [Music] hey guys welcome back to pokemon gotta watch them all the podcasts we watch all the pokemon movies we talk about them we talk about our favorite plot points favorite pokemon and then we rank them as you can see this week we are four men chilling around a table because dante i ate him

0:47 yeah i got that in a nutshell um dante had a wedding moment thing going on today um he didn't get married he didn't he got divorced does he watch the episode i don't know he actually who knows this one nobody's news to me yes i honestly just did it he gets when he got to divorce people's like spell don't know our fifth person is currently in limbo dante might show up i don't know um if dante didn't show up conor will potentially be showing up it's a it's we're just going to play by air and see what happens if you hear the door open somebody might join but uh but beyond that if fort announced

1:32 four of us which might [ __ ] up no i have to vote it's fine don't worry about it i'm confused this week we watched gear tina and the sky warrior boy perfect intro what did you guys think of this movie i liked it yeah this movie went a lot harder than it needed to be and i'm perfectly okay with it there's just one thing about it that i just don't like there just wasn't enough greninja and i'm really pissed off that's totally what it was i tweeted out and we're getting a little a little head based on next week's episode um but i remember dark ride more than any of these like cinna movies yeah and i forgot how good these movies are i've seen shaman uh the the guaranteed sky warrior i've seen it a couple of times and i remember it being decent like i remember having good parts

2:18 but like going back and watching i'm like this is like on the level of darkrai they're a little bit below or like yeah like meeting the level but like it's still really good the cinema movies are really good and i ended up tweeting out by the way if you don't follow me on twitter at cjb um it's also the only trilogy yeah and i think that's where pokemon they [ __ ] lose it but we'll get into that i think this trilogy is amazing i retweeted the posters and said pokemon did not need to go this hard at the time but i'm so glad they did because watching all three of them and i forgot how they entwined where like the events of darkrai lead into giratina which leads into arceus but arceus caused darkrai and it's like holy [ __ ] this is so cool um it's like a whole like mcu thing yeah like it's like so

3:05 interconnected and it's just for somebody that like watches the movies it's so beautiful when you see all the points hit because then you want to go back and catch on because you're like oh that happened here yeah and i thought about that because you say mtu when i saw this and i i watched them connect and i was like damn imagine if pokemon actually continue to do this with the movies we wouldn't recognize the mcu as like the big connected world we think about pokemon being like the first one to do that they predated it yeah yeah and that's hoopla could have been the end game it could have been hoopla could have been thanos coming in just snapping in legendary they could have killed ash brought him back five years later i'm on your left halfway through the legendaries you could have just cut off the rings and just killed all the legendaries there's yours

3:52 or the minion oh yeah our kids um but yeah giratina was a kick-ass movie so you know the best way to go about it story [ __ ] hype dude i'm hard just talking about this it's gonna be hard for all three or to let the next two teams have a little lift too yeah listen i fixed it last week in the video all of a sudden i'm just chilling um synopsis time we have a fun intro it's the world of pokemon no matter what corner of the world is you'll find pokemon i think somewhere here they say something about like there's thousands of pokemon i'm like [ __ ] you got like 900.

4:37 calm down you just reached there yeah um fun battle at the beginning where it's like lucas versus brendan i know can i go he's like oh my god i was so i was super excited and then i was like are they doing z moves before z moves were a thing because when magmorter aims you can see luke is doing this and then you can see brendan do this and block when uh riperior doesn't i was like why are they doing that they don't need to do that bro yeah yeah um yeah a cool fight between magmorton and ryperio even though magmorto would have gotten [ __ ] bodied and yeah taught us anything good you're got bodied by a magnolia [ __ ] stupid but that's okay because we're not here about lucas and brad we're here for ash ketchum he does stuff that's cool um so then we

5:23 get a cut of like this forest and there's this little bush crawling around but like why is the bush moving i don't know what that is um oh my god it's like a little [ __ ] hedgehog and he's drinking out the water this is shaymin an important plot point to this movie who's kind of [ __ ] annoying but he gets a little bit better he she it that we never control she i think it says she better give me like a little bit a little bit better because like like a ten to a nine to a ten did you not see the knit slip in the middle of the movie yeah we're from there's a little dip slip in them [Laughter] i have no idea what you're talking about but i'm excited must be those 40 goggles later on there's a scene where uh dawn is like she didn't mean it and

6:09 she's like yeah i didn't read it oh that's right yeah we have over watching it um yeah shaymin rolls up to this little lake and starts drinking some water all nice and casual like and then out of [ __ ] nowhere do y'all just like pick us up i'm just like flies through a portal and just like lands at the lake and shaymin's like what's up big guy how are you i'm just drinking some water don't mind me um but yeah as diagnosis is kind of staring into space all menacingly we see a [ __ ] another portal open up and giratina just flies out of the reverse and just grabs this [ __ ] and blows him up first yeah and then he grabs him and yanks him yeah it's because he just starts off swinging yeah it's so [ __ ] cool i love just all the fights between these people the fights themselves are kind of

6:55 they have their moments but are very like big guy hit big guy said big guy flying and then descent other big guy flying but like they're just [ __ ] titans of destruction guy's getting his fix of uh oh yeah oh yeah just wait till the next movie dude um next movie is basically godzilla king of the monsters you wish but as giratina flies the dimension pulls diago back with him uh salmon gets like sucked in with some weird dimensional gravity thing um meanwhile when they're fighting in there there's some dude hopping around platform to platform with his little shield on like oh man what's that doing here i think he says what's it doing dude uh throughout the script for your guy's sake i didn't know what this movie called it so i have like dimension world distortion world reverse world

7:41 all throughout the script until they actually say reverse world so i might [ __ ] it up so there it is but they're in the reverse world um see as the guy's jumping around he's like oh no something's going on uh like four times diago tries to escape like out of the reverse world and guarantee it's like [ __ ] i'll know where you're [ __ ] going and then pulls them back in um so this guarantee keeps trying to beat the [ __ ] out of dialga uh shaymin gets like launched into the air and after like they collide and the smoke shows up shaymin just like sucks it in we're like i don't really know what that is maybe shaymin he didn't cough on it so he might be like a smoker like in rehabilitation or something um but as he like sucks it in he explodes which like opens another portal there's a lot of portals in these three movies

8:27 there's a lot of [ __ ] portals oh you wait yeah there's so many portals you think we have a lot of portals portals then um yeah opens the portal gets sucked back to the real world um and diagonally uses this opportunity to try and get away again but a giratina says stop uh and diago is like you know what i'm sick and tired of it time rift something or other and giratina gets like stuck in lag and can't escape after dialga yeah so i'm glad he said stuck in leg because that's exactly what it looked like like it's like when you're trying to play call of duty just keep going back yeah so uh diagram gets away uh giratina gets pissed off um and the only way he can really do anything he sees this bubble which like reflects the algae in the real world and he pops it which like explodes into diagonals like

9:12 what the [ __ ] i love diagram at this moment he's like nah then he just flies away he just stares he's like nope not worth it i would love if some of these movies took place in the mystery dungeon universe so they could talk or they just anything with a pokemon actually had some kind of verbal communication about what the [ __ ] just happened because i'd love to hear yaga do that [Music] stuck in time luke can't escape title card um it was watching with canai and the the logo comes in like in the spinning spiral and like reverse and so the logo is backwards so pokemon is spelled

10:00 n-o-m-e-k-o-p so but number cop is lovely and then it comes facing and there's like oh so my my my video froze and i was like no makeup i was like this is a different language this is the right one i just legally watched this so yeah legally so like it was buffering a lot um yeah so title card i put some about the 3d water pages they were weird cg stuff for the title but it's okay anyway the gang they're cooking by the water let's have some lunch oh here we go um ash doesn't wash his [ __ ] hands and don yells at him but how many times have they done this bit with ash not washing his hands i feel like this dumb has this happened before i don't say oh don't they almost all the movies start with here's this person cooking

10:45 and those down time and then shenanigans happens but i could have sworn that ash the ash watching your hands bit has happened before or no i do not recall i don't recall to wash your hands but it does usually start with them yeah eating lunch and then something happens somebody's like fight me let's have a match unless you're afraid to lose you're gonna lose this one ash i thought you said you were too weak to work i am too weak to work but a pokemon battle isn't working good thing his mouth is still working sorry the same oh i was waiting for it uh but yeah so they're ready for lunch and hey pokemon come on out we have cool teams now i forget we have the switch now so now no not this is weasel ashes yet yes weasel is now actually a problem is now dawn's okay not that

11:32 for anything it is okay i know we had empty pom and rcs i didn't know if we didn't hear tina either way it doesn't matter for the plot um no yeah they start feeding the pokemon it's cool but that weird little like bush we saw earlier shaymin just crawls up on the table and starts eating a bunch of [ __ ] pancakes like a little neanderthal who gave you permission to eat my [ __ ] um the ash turns around notices and just goes to start decking this shame and he's like no don't touch that that's mine uh shaving his pissy knocks over a grill sucks in the smoke and just blows everybody up credits are all movie-ended and they then they wash it off yes it says far cry they're like this thing explodes everybody and then the pokemon go to beat it up and maybe yeah dawn's just like no i'm gonna wash it i'm gonna wash the

12:18 bush i'm gonna water the bleach um so yeah dawn takes it washes it off reveals oh my god it's shaymin it's okay it's fine shaymin starts to talk uh i don't think i say anything important other than it's like i'm sick i'm lost i don't know what to do i think it's like i need to go here and they're like where it's like over here and then it like gets all flush and brock's like it's sick yeah and then and the whole bit of it i need to go somewhere where is it it's there where it's there it happens multiple this is this is where chris like hops at a discord he's like danny i watched giratina i really liked it except when shaymin talks literally the only part of the movie that brought me out was just shame and speaking i i i feel you on that so the comment i made was with canine connor in the chat

13:04 i was like i was like i really hope this isn't a common thing where they just give all pokemon telepathy and allow to speak because it's always almost everywhere there's always one yeah there's always a legendary that like for convenience uh i think darkness is the best where it just it's like no go away it's just shaming it's just it's like annoying like it's like like the annoying little brother that's just like with you the whole time and you're like trying to enjoy this um no we have kroger now no going back better moments but yeah so nurse jordan they take shape in the nurse joy because it's sick she's like oh i know this thing it's shaymin the gratitude pokemon which is no it doesn't work out it's not very gratitude

13:50 um but yeah brock's like oh my god there's joy we should [ __ ] kroger does the punch thing there he is um they bring shannon out like are you okay and shaymin's like no i'm still a little confused but i'm hungry so dawn feeds it like a poffin and just goes well this is kind of [ __ ] i don't like this uh eats like three more throughout the movie um but then they learned that like that little smoke thing it does is called seed flare which is shaman's way of being like i sucked in smoke and pollution and when i spit it out i open portals sometimes explodes in light and water yes exactly can i have a little more scientific with it but that becomes the thing happens a few more times throughout the movie um ash and shaman are just not liking each other anything that was the most annoying thing to me when it was like it was like you guys need to take me

14:35 here and it's like well you were sick and you're the gratitude pokemon we just brought you to not be sick anymore it's like that was your choice taking a flower i was like taking to one hour like excuse me um so yeah basically the object of the movie shaymin needs to get to this flower garden uh so it can go on with life like it's just trying to live there it is uh shaymin go there to migrate okay yeah i forget if they mentioned that as i know that happens i forget if that was oh which trust me i have a lot to say about that portion a lot later a lot later um so yeah they're like all right cool i guess i volunteer you guys to take me there and they're like so i guess we're volunteers so we gotta um shaman mentions how like i could fly there i

15:21 just can't right now because you know i'm not really i'm not really ready for that but i will one day so don's like sure we'll help you uh team rockets or little eaves drop anything like they do like ooh shaymin that's a legendary pokemon let's forget about pikachu for the movie and we'll get shaymin um so as they go outside this is the first time we get the official like no this way you know that way and shame it starts like snapping ash's neck to turn what direction to go um you hear roll credit far cry 7. this way now just you know all the times people talk about how when ash died i'm fairly certain he died in one of these yeah it was like over there oh the the the [ __ ] i hate this scene

16:08 or he's just like he's like you can fly he's like yeah can't you and ash is like no and i'm like you float every movie i was just like i don't think so mr king of the sea [ __ ] did you do a tick tock and do the whole and then show all these things i can see spaghetti [ __ ] uh i might steal that idea oh man follow me on tick tock i see you danny b anyway uh so dawn like takes shaymin off ash's head and gives it a hug and these little flowers start to spawn on its back which is weird because they just end up disappearing and then coming back i don't think there's ever a moment where we see them you know it makes it more weird they're the flowers he needs to so he fly his own flowers that he needs to

16:53 fly but they're not the same they're not legit but he can't sniff his back so he can't i'm gonna fly exactly shane mccoy do so much my dog sleeps he sniffs his back he could do it as like he sits like a human and his head it's like right on his [ __ ] and he's smelling like the back like his very back where his toes start shayla can do it if my dog with a back back can do it she can make sure that it's easily shaven's a cartoon it can do anything um yeah as these like flowers spawn giratina has this weird connection to whatever shaman's portal power flowers are so whenever that happens guillotine is kind of like alerted like oh shaman's around uh but they're they end up realizing that anytime they're near a

17:38 reflection guillotine can basically scoop their ass up and take them away which is really [ __ ] scary which leads to a lot of beautiful shots yeah yeah so good um so the gang starts running through this garden which is just a bunch of mirrors cool structures that have reflections um but they get cut off by [ __ ] team rocket who says oh look a shaman and they tried to run off with it and then giratina's like comes in grabs team rocket and the shame and just like sucks them to the reverse world um dawn and ash end up going in after him and this is like the first time i think in these like two or three movies where brock gets left behind like oh it kind of happens in dark dark guy where he goes yeah when he's going to like escort people out because i i mentioned when i was watching uh arceus with

18:25 connor yeah i was like brock just always gets separated he's always like doing something random he's like oh no i'm not supposed to guys friends bring me um yeah you see that flies in the reverse world and after sucking in shame and is trying to like find it um but ash is like oh no we gotta we gotta stop whatever the [ __ ] happening and get back to where we belong um i think they have like pikachu's thundershock a couple times to slow down and get rid of giratina but that dude from earlier with the shield on was like hey kids you want to survive follow me flash cannon shield on isla i love it um yes they pop in shieldon uses flash cannon and they start running up these like

19:11 zero gravity stairs to get away from giratina i don't know if that really mattered for the plot but it was cool to watch i guess um but guys are like my name is newton i'm newton graceland uh i'm here to study the reverse world there's two different worlds there's the reverse world in the real world and people normally can't go between them but gear tina can but for right now it can't i don't know what's going on but we got a science this thing also kind of shaven also kind of you know when giratino and stuff um yeah so i can also drag others in and out which explains like diagonal stuff like that um so newton's like you guys want to get home i can help you with that um and as they're like exploring the reverse world to find whatever portal will allow them to exit um they're running into these giant like toxic clouds which like don't touch those

19:56 those are like abnormalities that [ __ ] got [ __ ] up in the real world which [ __ ] up giratina's world that's why he's pissed at dialga and palkia because their fight [ __ ] up his home and now he's trying to [ __ ] them up in return continuity they should never clap exactly and that's when we get the first ever continuity and the entire pokemon yeah it's so good except ash is all captain lucario i also forgot about when sweet coomb was in yeah yeah yeah youtube returns i think i forgot when he was in the street because is um ah [ __ ] it the kid purified the water it's fine

20:42 so yeah anyway once they collided they [ __ ] up the reverse world and that's why guaranteeing is basically all bitter about tiago and palkia so when i see shaymin budding flowers gertina sansa that's the whole thing ashley's like a bubble which is like reflecting brock and he's like brock is that you and as he goes to touch it newton's like stop which pops the bubble and in the real world there's like a little explosion next to brock which is damn right he's surviving we were immature watching this scene because as like everyone got sucked in and brock was watching like this weird ripple like shrink i couldn't watch the nurse drama [ __ ] the mirror i wonder if i could put my dick in this

21:27 we made the jerk then as they come back out we were like did you guys see like any white stuff floating around there but um they weren't working yeah so whenever something gets destroyed in either world it affects the other so when you see these reflections of the real world there's like little explosions that occur which explains earlier when giratina saw the bubble of dialga and popped it it like jerked the alga so the same thing happened to brock um so yeah giratina flies in like oh i see these kids trying to escape snatches up shaymin but don't worry it's not the real shame and it's uh is that what it's supposed to be substitute okay i i assumed it was

22:14 something of that argument double team it's a legendary you can do these things um yeah and shaymin was just hiding under ash's hat like i'm fine guaranteeing didn't actually get me uh but he's like quick kids we gotta get away before guaranteeing eats us shows him a portal starts shoving pokemon through ash as well um and that we made the joke again about as they pushed on through it's like you could just look up her skirt stop old man you're kind of creepy uh newton was like hey watch your step be aware of mirrors because if you're near a mirror gear tina can get you misleading by the way amazing concept for a horror movie like live action detective pikachu style call it pokemon mares i swear to god this will be they did do that for a horror movie yeah it's called mirrors yeah no i meant for pokemon oh yeah like a

23:01 live-action pokemon using geratina like uh detective pikachu it's called mirrors there's even mirrors too john but as ash goes through the portal team rockets like wait wait for us and they try to jump through and miss jesse [ __ ] whips it i think that like grabs her away grabs her ankles she wow she likes right into the cliff yeah she just drags her face up and we're like he looked through her skirt too goddamn your horn she's 18 or whatever yeah she's probably 16. osmosis um see at this point team rocket's like well we can't get out by ourselves so we got to become an assistant to this newton guy just [ __ ] gargle they just i love

23:47 this guy newton's oh newton's figure now um see as the gang's back in the railroad gear tina tries to like resurface and get geared t uh get shaymin again uh it's like we gotta get the [ __ ] out of here also there was a white guy at the beginning well he was white white hair at the beginning of the movie that was like his team eve's dropping on he did and i was like cyrus i thought the same thing i'm not even gonna lie um yeah this homie is just like first we see him just in a chair so we don't really see his like whole get up this point he's like hmm i see giratina is trying to do some [ __ ] time to make action and like he gets up and walks away and he's got like a whole like jumpsuit with like spikes and braces and [ __ ] that he just looks like giratina in case you forget his name it's imprinted on his chest his name is zero

24:35 it's there the whole movie um it's just his motocross jersey you actually saw the [ __ ] sick [ __ ] two spikes on the front yeah the mass marauder dark ball um so yeah the gang regroups they're like let's get shaymin home oh no but zero's gonna come after us uh as you're sitting chilling a bunch of [ __ ] magna light and magneton i have to figure out how i'm gonna say this this whole episode because i can't keep saying magnemite and magneton and magna uh the magnus the magnet warrior just group up and start surrounding the gang and i love it because they're like this can't be good oh no um so yeah they're all just like we got to take you back to zero you got our shaymin we want it and the gang's like oh we could run away

25:22 so they do that um he shocks me he does these thunderbolt magazines like oof that hurt please stop um doing this little chasing you just have magnemite and magnetic flying through the city it's very reminiscent of like the unknown from three just like flopping around and doing everything it was really long delivery man yes exactly i might always get used to by the villain team like yeah rocket has a lot of them and they have like all the other i always like how they use them because they always make like three of them link up and make like a lock they always just like stick them together yeah i'm like they're probably dead if you think about it but sure there's a there's a in the manga there's like a fight or like one of the characters loose it's like oh yeah and then he just releases three magmites puts them together to evolve it's like

26:07 now i got a new pokemon i was like that seems illegal homie just gets three diggers and just shoves them into the dirt duct tape they're still going like piglet no your name is doug tree they have sharpie right here like he's the one there they're like diglett diglett real crew like the trainers yes walkie-talkie yeah true trio it's taped to the back of the big one's head just with like a megaphone it worked out it worked out um see as the magnemite are chasing these guys down they hop onto a train sneak away i don't know if they bought tickets they probably didn't um no so they use this train to like get out of town like all right cool we escaped the magnemites we're good we're fine

26:53 um dawn's all excited to be on this train and just starts talking to people because she's got a little bush thing hedgehog i'm glad you finished a sentence yes she's got her little motion your body's going through a lot of changes sorry dawn um yeah so they meet this like nice pretty handsome and beautiful couple who are like oh yeah we've been to the uh the graca dia garden this is where chamonix is the quesadilla garden it's the swinger couple um what did i say the swinger cup this weekend yes they're explaining like yeah there's this flower here i have a bouquet in my hand if shaman uses this you know they use it to exist and do stuff but

27:40 we're human so we don't get it so shaymin's like pretty flowers and starts sniffing them and just turns into a flying deer with a little scarf and [ __ ] um i i don't know because you mentioned it was like a dog it looks like a dog to me and i was like this looks like a little deer or something to me yeah i i've had other people say that it looks like a deer and i'm like i get it and then did we bulbapedia this the same people the same people are like a deer reindeer fly and i'm like fake reindeer fly well real reindeer fly too yeah sure they do have you see out of a catapult the same thing to a dog oh no yeah but the dog ain't sticking the land and those reindeer aren't but the reindeer right here i have been waiting my whole

28:28 life launch me i just needed some help getting off the ground um so yeah shaymin sniffs the gracie video flower while john looks that up um and turns into its sky form uh so it's much cooler much slimmer just kind of flies around gets all tricky with it all around the cart um like oh wow this is such a happy moment until a bunch of [ __ ] magnemite just slammed through the windows oh did we mention a window scene yeah right that was probably my favorite when they were in the tunnel yeah ready for this yeah saw his landform he's a hedgehog and a chia pet by the way which is kind of like sex okay and his sky 4 shaming most of his traits with a small young terrier type dog weird shaman's sky form has a few aspects that resemble a

29:14 reindeer as well dear dogs chopper actually basically yeah so yeah while they're like talking about the grey city garden and everything like that everyone's distracted so you don't see but in the reflection of the mirror as you're going through a tunnel you see like guaranteed like ripples it's so [ __ ] cool i hate you because i'm reading ass quesadilla the minute i heard it i was like i'm sorry the quesadilla flower i got mexican food that night i was hungry this this part was my favorite because can i had a condition so they're they're fighting the magmite they're knocking them all out killing them everything the last one left is the magma zone who wedges itself in the window so the way they stop it is they have a

29:59 weasel a grass type a water type and an electric type i'll attack the electric steel type nope and i was like was something i was like i was like there it's at least two times resistant to all those and i stopped and i was like i think it's four times resistant to all of those why did it knock it out of the window so i was like it's 12 times resistant to this entire team i'm so mad it's because i remember seeing the pikachu like i'll let the pikachu go they do that all the time i'll let pikachu go piplup was like ooh bubble i'm like wow and then shaymin jumped in with energy ball or [ __ ] or something and i was like huh tonight he's like let's lay into this

30:45 let's be real the only one that did anything in that situation was shaymin kind of yeah at least this is chris never seen pimple up in the anime where he's like like they exaggerate pimple off like we're not kidding yeah i think electric res is resisted by grass yeah but grass is uh resisted by steel so it's four times to the first two one time to grass okay so it's five nine times resistant ten times eleven times resistance you know it's the enemy they gotta explain to the people and be like hey it's the protagonist [ __ ] use imagine exactly you couldn't like go

31:30 flamethrower or whatever but it would have been kind of funny if they all attacked and magazine's like the [ __ ] was that yeah why'd you [ __ ] do now you're dead and just [ __ ] flash canada through the [ __ ] train i don't understand why pokemon see the attack coming and they're like they don't [ __ ] like they don't they just [ __ ] sit there like trainer didn't give an order he can't just move he doesn't have a trainer he has zero who's over chilling in his ship or something yeah he's not getting older exactly that's why they lost his fight it was because the leader wasn't there zero's a degenerate anyway back to the point um so they survived the train magna zone and all the magma might just get slammed into a wall like an old like looney tunes cartoon this is where they go on the tunnel here's where they go on the top gear tina that's right you're right um so yeah the game they end up at a boat

32:17 like all right buy new friends and swing your couple my favorite way that they travel in a world is right here yeah because they just they give a destination they give it like you need to go to this town to get on a boat to get here and they show an entire map of the area and they're like this is where you need to go you're going to have to stop here and it feels like a real world it's not like kids get in the rv we know where we're going and it's like where are we going it's like shut the [ __ ] up get in there we're swimming this thing was the most dora to explore like first you got to go here yeah and then you go here you guys just see the waterfall it just felt like a world yeah to me it was like it was like oh cool they're on a train to go to this town that like on in the town they're going to get on a ferry to go here and i was like that's dope that was an existing

33:03 environment that didn't necessarily it wasn't important to the plot no one had to stop and do anything right they did and while they were swimming like pitbull jumped the water so yeah shaymin while they're all living his way wow because they got that dark rhyme money [Music] background well the uh while the fairies on the way to its destination that's when they did it they didn't stop to [ __ ] go swimming when they're already gonna be on the water yeah it was or when you go through flowers that give you memory foam yeah yeah um let's see guaranteed uh zero calculator oh yeah somewhere where zero's like oh i can tell where guaranteed is gonna enter because machines um brock's looking at a travel guide about these glaciers this is where we gotta go to get to the

33:49 flower garden um they have another one of those beautiful seeds underwater where it's a bunch of water type pokemon that i live for um i'm gonna you see this thing about tic toc where people put like the projectors on their wall to have a fake i love them i'm gonna get that with just underwater scene of pokemon send me a link when you get that i want one time i might have to yeah i'll do that um yeah ash is like sitting he's like oh no shaman's flying around and being all free i might miss this thing and don's like i thought you hated it he's like yeah i kind of do so don [ __ ] kicks him or something um then they have like this flashback moment uh no it's not a flashback someone's watching a clip i don't know if it's just us seeing it or someone's actually watching it uh but it's newton doing some studies in the reverse world it's zero zero as well so zero's watching yourself okay zero's watching

34:34 it on the way to intercept guarantee okay so yeah he's watching this old clip of them doing their research studies and newton's like oh no [ __ ] and something happens and zero's like professor are you okay it's like oh my god zero was the assistant anyway um so yeah what's next that reflection in the water you know what that means uh guillotine opens up the portal and just sucks the entire gang in not the whole boat because that'd be a little extra just the ones involved in the plot oh i'm not not brock yesterday except yeah that sounds so bad for my man so yeah at this point like as the portal opens up zero shows up with all his magnemite and

35:20 says oh hey you guys and follows them into the portal with giratina just because whatever i put how to get here so fast because he was in a ship being like i know where guaranteeing is gonna come out it's that sky segway dude yeah the sky segway and then he flies in on his little uh thing from the avengers that black widow drove like what's up let's go magazone and um so yeah they go in there gertina flies back oh god shaymin i'm going to get you what i put here your team flies back so shaman shoots it yeah so guaranteeing is like flying uh all right yeah they're like trying to hide nationals like oh if we can just find another portal and shaymin's like energy ball and it's like as i'm reading it i'm thinking like bush shame and i'm like

36:06 the [ __ ] did he do that for yeah and he's like guaranteeing i challenge you and i'm like you know yeah because this is where shaymin is like like that's where he follows the idea he's got a big dick he let his nuts yeah and it did not pay out satan said no um so yeah as shaymin's like fighting guaranteeing is like no stop get out of my mind did go this time i think yeah yeah um yeah shaming gets knocked out of sky by giratina and like reverts back to like little hedgehog form um but good thing star aviate came out and like caught [ __ ] the best way i can put the comparison and i apologize for this ahead of time um that there is a moment where super saiyan 4 gogeta was about to kill shenron omega shinron

36:52 and then right before he could kill him reverts back to the two and then he's like all right bob i zoom in in danny's face you do this yeah just please makes me just zoom in storage is call is my face [Music] and brock's just like i i guess it can only be sky form in sunlight that's the distance yeah yeah because they're like what does that mean rocks around that it could in theory maybe because the rock emits the same energy that sun does i guess you have to do a double battle

37:37 to find out because making the games it's just it's always a matter of the flower yeah so i don't know the quesadilla yes you have to go to taco bell stand in line hey i have a shame in like oh you're here for the special event here you go is there diablo sauce on that how much money will taco bell would make though if they added the quesadilla flour yeah like basil pokemon i think if they did it in 2007 it would have been a banger i think i'll do it now i mean they could definitely do it so right now we want to do a video review on the [ __ ] quesadilla that we had a million times but because it has a shame and [ __ ] stamp into it oh

38:24 sure delicious what did they do oh they added flower petals to the recipe there's just to the wrapper there's cherry blossom things in there they spell pokemon wrong but it's okay i get it no no no no um see how the gang yeah star avia saves [ __ ] shaymin uh oh right they i think pikachu's on star avi as well the gate's flying around oh he took it out that's it chris called it he's picking pikachu oh no i'm touching me um and then i whatever happens like they're flying around and shaymin goes it just lands on ash's face very headshot i was like why did you do that um but anyway the gang's like newton

39:10 help we need you uh they're like let's get out of here uh zero's all like it's nice to be home he loves her they'd show it a few times i didn't mention it but like zero has a ship very similar to like lawrence iii from 2000 just a big mechanical mess that flies in the air so we kept saying like lawrence iv or like lawrence jr or something like that it was yeah it's funny um so yeah they end up following newton back to his like reverse world home where they run into team rocket like hey careful these are bad guys they've actually been very helpful um what was the joke here shaymin's like i want food and meowth

39:55 calls him a no-no word what did i oh right okay i can't say this in the video i don't know cause he's like he's like back off greenback yeah he does that oh no oh i feel like give a time stamp over there uh 40 minutes okay so i actually don't think that's that bad i know it's not you know i just i need to i've assassinated his research i just i don't know i mean pokemon said it so it can't be that it's so funny but like don't see what's wrong with it we should we just heard it in that moment you know it sounds hateful i'm hungry back off greenback sounds like something and it sounds

40:41 hateful yeah take this part out it's at 40 minutes in 30 seconds but it's not something donald trump will say yeah no other day my dream back from the garden you know as they do always like remember these timestamps like we'll see if a week from now if i remember to take out all these you know what meow said it it's fine the same always it's the same right um but yeah so this is the moment he just yells at sheamus who's hungry um and then right here just a bunch of magnemite come flying in they grab the shaman take it away um this is where they're just poked out of their mouths crazy they're just they link up and they're just encasing all the trainers and they're eyeballing like there's the eyeball and the people's like just little like it's like yeah like like they didn't even try they

41:26 like accidentally hit the circle tool yeah and went to go like dragon objects and like illustrator photoshop and they [ __ ] made a tiny circle it's wild there's one like specific frame where they cut back and the one that's holding dawn is just a [ __ ] blank eye and i was like yo that one's dead they killed that man that one's out of a charge um so yeah newton's all like oh no this is zero he used to be my assistant he wants to control the reverse world because he's zero and i forgot to go on the motivation he would to me alone i wasn't damn that's a sad life yeah he was like nobody can bother me here poor zero that's depression kinda um so anyway the magnemite are like funneling in a bunch of like the smoke that was flying around they're like

42:12 trying to push it into the uh zero actually tries to murder children yeah he just has a bunch of like spin to create this vortex which grabs the cloud and pushes it at the kids and they're like don't breathe that in and shaman's like it's okay well don't worry ash and he and he still handles it so he's like zero that's right zero force ashamed to like open the portal by putting it in the smoke using seed flare um and this is where guillotine is like oh i sense the shame tina did you see him he turns his head and moves the whole bison i got you [ __ ] yeah but then he just starts blowing away these magnemite like [ __ ] stop shaman's mine um but we realized wait a minute guaranteeing is not interested in eating shame entertainment is trying to hate me but like shaman doesn't get that the gang's like shame and it's fine guaranteed at

42:58 once i love it because it flies up and it it says giratina still wants to eat me and it's like oh no he doesn't understand and then [ __ ] dawn is just like oh no he doesn't understand i'm like i just said that you don't need to say i say i concur because like the other crappy thing is if if shaman didn't use substitute earlier geratina was just holding it yeah and it was flying with it and then when it went away he was like guaranteed did the deep inhale just no i gotta find him again i'm trying to get out of this but as guaranteed is like looping back around shaymin has like a little panic attack like again doesn't get it so it see flares open another portal let's just start sucking everything back to

43:44 the real world even giratina just right back into it which turns back is it just what do they call non-origin form it's just is there a tuna which is guaranteeing there's not like a normal form oh no it's not called the previous one i think so i think the grievous orb is what turns out that's what's good yeah i think it's just you know okay i didn't know if there was a let me know in the comments or chris could look it up he's not actual satan yeah guarantee turns back in here altered the altered is where he has the the three legs the original form is when he is the snake yeah okay remember giratina but just the noodle

44:31 when we finished the movie we were looking up muradina and they took origin form and took off all the spikes so it was just the all the spikes all the mandibles it's just eyes and a [ __ ] pointed noodle it sounds like a mega guarantee yeah like that's bars uh just a noodle um yes as they fly out like zero shows up in his big boy ship and just shoots a big [ __ ] laser at giratina and like a giant like machine mechanism of cages and i'm like it's literally lawrence iii from 2000 where he's like taste the pokemon put them in cages suck them in take their energy could have made a really interesting uh connection here if he was just like both my students have stolen my technology now and it's like who's here

45:17 lauren's the [ __ ] third yeah he tried to catch lugia was a descendant um see as they capture giratina they start scanning its data to be able to go back and forth between the worlds so that way he's the king of all realms and everything um then we get like a flashback of newton me like nah this project ain't good that's going to ruin guaranteeing his life we can't do this yeah so he's like i'm gonna delete the [ __ ] like no hesitation zero's like no you have to stop he's like no zero it's okay don't worry about it homie and then i guess zero just burned all the schematics to memory and rebuilt everything that the new newton deleted or maybe had on a backup drive could be either see probably backed it up or with the assistant ai he had she probably helped help them

46:02 figure out some of the uh mathematics um is that was that the name i completely missed that i forgot i feel like they mentioned it they don't say it was like a subtitle thing so like it mentioned who was talking and it said i am fi okay yeah which is like wi-fi and infinity in theory stuff welcome sir how are you doing this eve are you not recording no we are oh well i was trying to be on my phone that's fine connor's here he's drinking i think um so yeah we come back from the flashback uh newton reveals the big machine that he's like cool this is gonna kill giratina we gotta stop it uh and then he steals like the little sky bikes skype segway thing and at this point

46:47 it was a little annoying it put pieces of everything flying on because he hits on and then ash is like i'm coming too don't make any crash landings um yeah i figure if they leave shaymin on the ground whether anyway shaymin's like oh look quesadilla flowers i need one of these so then it transforms back into sky form so i can start flying oh yeah cause uh shaymin like wiggles its way into the flower it's like we're already at the flower field [ __ ] snorts and starts flying in um

47:32 so the gang starts flying around on the segway they're fighting a bunch of magnemite and stuff uh zero returns to his chair and starts initiating like the transfer of giratina's data so they can start going back and forth to the reverse world um newton's like shield on i need children who's on the segway too yeah they're like i need your help [ __ ] explode this door and she was like right on it it's like well who needs a base yet i need a [ __ ] shield i just ends everything um so newton goes in and finds like the inner workings of the machines like i'm gonna shut the [ __ ] down i'm gonna save your tina his best hacker voice just i'm in i mean i imagine he's just like i forget the

48:21 password shield-on right here that key right there flash cannon you want to hit the last button buddy just like oh [ __ ] [ __ ] i i deleted my uh i need to start over again uh let's see jerry's getting guaranteed that's right they're like 80 of the install now for giratina uh newton's like really close to shutting everything down excuse me he's so close to getting that guaranteed that's gonna stop me bless you thank you he was trying to cheat audience appreciate it so zero tries to stop newton newton's like nah i'm going to deactivate this sheet anyway he hits the final button and uh gear

49:07 team is set free but is totally knocked the [ __ ] out so this is [ __ ] blonde yes he's like floating in like altered form and then just drops and it's weird whatever's between its first two sets of legs we was like is that the stomach is that the neck is that the ribs i don't know what that is for him but he just like dangles over like the cliff of something um it's his grundle his little grundle area um yeah as i said guaranteeing a free newton's like cool we did it get back on the sky scooter uh this is the sky scooter segway uh but meanwhile gear team wakes up and just like so bad it literally wakes up it's like it just [ __ ] tilts back it just starts falling it is kind of dupey that he just

49:52 like falls off lands in the water and just like crawls out like oh man yeah dude that thing [ __ ] nose dives it's like um but as they shut everything down the ship also starts to like plummet um and it almost hits the fifty dollars like [ __ ] stairs for [ __ ] forever that was like hey all right i brought it where they needed to go well that showed up once and then walk them to the next guy again i'll make the same joke somebody got paid yes somebody got their standards and i was just like when did we get started like gen 5 is like we don't have the good one yet um yeah your team starts like marching out of the water he's like i'm tired i'm so

50:38 tired my my rib cage neck grundle hurts i don't know what happened to me they decided to uninstall that 91 all the pokemon started to gather around guaranteed is like oh i'm okay i guess uh shimon lands on giratina and starts using like some grass-powered cpr which is just aromatherapy yeah because the the he's like what's shaymin doing and uh newton's like that's aromatherapy he's healing giratina i forget how this was delivered it was like shaman screams shea for about two minutes and thank your tina wakes up he like bites his arm he's like he's like and he like bites his own arm and that like intensifies it's like drilling he's trying to dribble um we're just heals guaranteeing he's like oh i'm healthy again pikachu's like yo we can be friends now right he just

51:25 [ __ ] climbs this big towering pokemon that sits on its head the grace of dia flowers are just pcp he's just like poked out of his mind um and then as this like happy ending is we have like the iron mask marauder moment where the [ __ ] machine comes out of the water it's like a what did you call it the yugioh card dragon cannon or something barrel dragon barrel dragon the ship that zero brought out the little giratina boat did i yeah it came out and you're like oh my god that's a barrel abc dragon catapulter yes yeah xyz dragon cannon or whatever the [ __ ] that's what it was because it looked exactly like it i don't appreciate it we have a live studio which is perfect yeah i don't hear the left track better than the last one guys

52:14 um i can't wait for all my parts to be cut that's a lot of editing i just put this together in an export um you gotta already cut out greenback connor daddy's gotta do it kidding listen if again episode disappears you guys know what happened um zero's mini giratina flies out of the water blaster tina oh yeah just blast your tina with some laser and they end up teleporting back to the reverse world uh so zero starts like blowing up all these different materials in the reverse world which is like destroying the real world which my i'm with his pull with everything this character is until

53:00 this moment yeah because if the parallel world well the reverse world and the real world are connected and they're intertwined one can't exist without the other if he's trying to cut him down and it crashes this reality the reality he's a part of god so he's just in a ship just in the void just wrong chris this is called the spell though i appreciate that of course his spirit's with us think about it don't say it yet in about five minutes i've seen you to scream jirachi fishmaker and we can do that that's what that just ring about he's too busy we're dealing with the divorce [Laughter] although

53:49 zero starts to blow up the [ __ ] which causes this big glacier to shift and all of a sudden we see this tomb it's like oh i wonder what that is that wasn't part of the plot yet and then as everything starts to slide [ __ ] richie giggis gets up and starts marching around slow start but because i was with me when i was watching that part i got so hyped for like no reason what the [ __ ] he's in here yeah yeah because i remember once they started moving the glacier i was like i forget if it's this or rc it's like something happens and i in that we had a discussion i'm like i forget if palkia shows up he's like it's not pocky it's another legendary all right then i know what happens i just wasn't sure which movie it was because i got like i just like how to say everything is shifting he's like

54:35 it's my time just like say it's time to wake up seeing the like the lights and just stand up like off his throne i popped for it too i was very excited it's [ __ ] awesome he was not needed for this movie by the way i don't know yeah they just they were just flexing the budget yeah because i think honestly i think the three lake spirits and cresselia are the only gen four legends that aren't in movies they were in special stuff specialists but not in the movie isn't the one opening cresselia is in the opening so i guess just the three layers i like to think that for this movie they just grabbed like a d20 like uh yeah let's throw in uh rayji gigas yeah we got this guy i guess at the time i like to believe like they were like what worked in previous movies and people were like hey guys you remember lucario everybody really loved it when they

55:22 threw the reggie's in there and then that's what they're like reggie gigas for his gin it has the same energy where it's like throwing a reggie at the end just to kind of wrap things up but it was done better because there's actual reason because i like to believe like the regis will only get involved like because like this because it's like the rock steel and ice so like it's like actual like earth things and reggie giggis is supposed to like the entirety of it yeah i like how reggie giggis is like now my home is getting [ __ ] when i'm getting involved he's big time to big time yeah that's slow starting so well see originally gets revealed he's like well time to save the planet from getting crushed by ice he just stops the titanic two from happening um and then as he's marching downhill a

56:07 bunch of mammoths why are like me too i wanna help um i love watching the famous one just holding they're so gross back in the reverse world giratina is like hey i'm here i got ash and shane and pikachu fighting with me they're fighting zero and his xyz dragon pulp cannon um just it just had a guarantee ahead i said um right here it just flips a lot between reverse work because everything's reacting with each other um so back in the real world then don is like swine up in eerie you two little baby bonds i need you to use ice beam so you can stop this just nice shard and i'm sure slide up throw rocks at it goes damn um but then as they come in a

56:56 bunch of [ __ ] pokemon all the mammal swine a bunch of other ice types even all the [ __ ] aeron evolutions come in like ice beam yeah i was because you said something like i don't [ __ ] care they brought in aggro on i ain't even upset are you actually learning yeah i think he was like all these pokemon no ice beam probably [ __ ] tyranitar learned surf john listen antioxidants the movie start was it dioxis i'm not whatever i'm starts the movie with just like ice beaming a soul rock and says [ __ ] you [ __ ] and then monetary [ __ ] thunder skulls a [ __ ] ship tree

57:50 the battle rages on the reverse world causing the glacier to shift even faster the more things that zero is breaking the more ice is getting like shoved around um ridiculous gets like the base of the mountain him and mammal swine are like stop right there they're holding this thing up it's not doing too much that's a big ass iceberg um only reggie ice was around he was being like ice beam he's still spinning [Music] um zero starts knocking a bunch more ice down on top of giaratina who's now like pinned to the floor um we weren't sure what exactly happened back in the real world ridge gigas does some weird energy i think it's strength because strength is the only thing that can move large objects in the game yeah so i think it was like he's using

58:35 strength but yeah it's exactly right giggs does something but jirachi [ __ ] makers i was gonna yell that at the end of yours uh let's see ash stop zero from blasting your tina with a big laser zero's all like you're getting in my [ __ ] way uh it gets gets knocked out of the air onto the ship oh yes action on top of the ship now zero tries to run with the ship into the toxic cloud so he can choke out ash he's like this is the only way i can kill this kid seaman says no that's okay i'll take some smoke uh absorbs everything explodes and does whatever uh and as you're trying to like [ __ ] ash up again giratina who's like pinned to the ground

59:22 uses his claws and like grabs the ship i love that he was holding him he's like you're using this now did you mention the part where like guillotine is fighting the ship and he's just like you forget i have all your powers and he like does the [ __ ] fire blast and giratina and they like do the they do the like spiky arm blade shift clash yeah so there's a there's a part where they're like in passing because he has that big blade on the bottom of the ship which is the thing guaranteeing grabs yeah that's what he's breaking all the pillars with right because he's using some power that giratina has it to me it looks like krogan's poison jab but they like go and they like clash and then they turn he's like you forget i have all your powers and he does like the [ __ ] fire blast thing at hiratina that's what knocks him down yeah but yeah i was like fine that's kind of cool

1:00:08 but yeah then his [ __ ] rib cage arms she's so [ __ ] cool guillotine is a badass it's like see as they're like guaranteed down shaymin uses c flare which creates another portal pulls everyone back to like the real world except for like ash uh pikachu and giratina uh the ship that zero is currently driving crashes into the ground um almost killed a bunch of [ __ ] mammals it just would have punctured these little elephant things poor little guys um and in that moment a bunch of ice types just start freezing the ship so that zero can't go anywhere uh shaman's like i'm tired now reverts back to its regular form falls to the ground don catches it uh ash and guaranteed are like wow that was a good fight you want to go like you want to take me home sure

1:00:54 fly fly on me like you said you couldn't do at the beginning of the movie i can't fly child child you're going to fly for the seventh time i hate it um yes they go back to the real world guaranteeing that flies around makes a bunch of rainbows uh oh he rebuilds the reverse world and fix everything that zero [ __ ] up this one means friend this one says where are you this one smells like [ __ ] and then in doing this fixing the reverse world is fixing the real world so slowing down the glacier as they return the world drops ash off and everything uh and guaranteeing is like hey kids this was great no i appreciate it i still need to find the album i gotta go [ __ ] up time so i'll see you guys later i smell [ __ ]

1:01:40 and it's come from up there um so the gang starts to watch the night sky as a bunch of shamans show up and they're all like oh look quesadilla flowers and they start eating them or sniffing them or doing whatever they do and this is the point in which i lost my damn mind okay there's all this [ __ ] if there's all these shaman why the [ __ ] did none of them go to help the one that's trying to [ __ ] save everything because chris that's that you will [ __ ] [Music] about they're in the sunlight like there's so many but now they can they can transform is a little [ __ ] i feel like

1:02:27 i feel like celebrity scene yeah essentially i feel like actual shaymin like the one that the movie focuses on was like if i don't deal with the big [ __ ] i'm gonna get eaten all the other ones were like i want to fly like i feel like that they weren't they were at the end so the one that we have it's like hyper intelligent the other one they're just animals so like is the other one from the reverse world then because yeah it was the only one in the reverse world all the other ones were on earth and earth so are shaman was on earth was he not in the reverse right right he was in the lake yeah so he was the only one that ever went to the reverse yeah okay yeah so i mean like i guess in that context they could give it well this shaymin went there and something in the reverse world is what helped trigger

1:03:15 the him being able to evolve but yeah is she all did the same thing because why don't they just sniff each other's backs maybe that's how they speak to each other i can fly down [Laughter] gives us running and doing the sound effects um

1:04:00 so the great city of flowers all the shame and transform it's great shaman's like starts the ball like i'm gonna miss you all then transforms itself flies away this is a sky bouquet they all i think they mention this as the swinger couple like hey the way that a bunch of shaman fly there there's kind of like that one like the sky bouquet is when all the shaymin fly together um like that's fine they fly away a bunch of flower pedals fly through the air roll credits not too much happens here in the credits uh we see the gang having lunch like ooh food's good we finally get every [ __ ] pancake yes they get another pancake shaymin won't eat him uh zero gets arrested this moment's pretty cool because it's been like a couple hours and stuff that the movie yeah this all happened in like two hours yeah they're like hey we got some let's give her a little bit of a slice of life it's still it's still ten

1:04:46 o'clock guys we still gotta we can still go to the movies keep going um as they're like pulling zero out of this machine a bunch of police officers like you know digging through the ice and getting them out so they can put them in jail i think is newton there for this one like yeah yeah yeah why were they digging through the ice if they had a bunch of graveless and arcanine because that's too much work no yes it's the opposite no pokemon can't use ice powers in the tundra can i they would be using fire nope okay let's go arcanine ice beam oh can you think of the credits all the main characters send like a bouquet of uh quesadilla flowers to their mom that was cute that was cute not needed but very very [ __ ] like i like credits yeah yeah and then you get the uh uh after

1:05:32 credit scene with giovanni saying i'm trying to build a team and he uh was like puts his foot up like this like trying to do this he's an eye patch and he's black he's just actually ordering tricks trainers it's just guzma paul he's not a team leader oh after they send the flowers they show all the little aeron are on the ship that crash and they're just eating it it's a little [ __ ] adorable the aaron and lyra made me [ __ ] happy dude i love these pokemon um oh team rocket they're still in the the [ __ ] glacier they disappeared for a while they slipped and richie's like [ __ ] doing my swamp [ __ ] and just started he's so linked them he's so like keep in mind this point he doesn't have slow start anymore because he's been a while

1:06:17 so he [ __ ] him up like he robbed him he literally just marched back up the mountain sat down then the camera started to roll team rocket fellaini's like jesus christ oh [ __ ] here we go again um and then shaymin wakes up in the forest and then the actual credits roll and that was giratina and the sky warrior what a lovely movie

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