Pokemon: Gotta Watch 'Em All! | Pokemon Zoroark Master of Illusions | Pokemon Movie Podcast

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0:46 all right he's getting his divorce there's just divorces going on he's on a plane on his way to vegas to get the shotgun wedding so he can then come back yeah on the way back he's planning like his girlfriend's excited he's like come get this [ __ ] [Applause] [Laughter] now no you could you get some water we're gonna go to the gas station grab some more thank you hey guys cj back again with another episode of pokemon gotta watch them all the podcasts we watch every single pokemon movie we talk about the things we love the things we hate the things we absolutely adore and the times we don't like movies because they don't have a father-daughter relationship

1:32 but that's okay absolutely and then we yell at said person for having such an opinion right roast each other thank you guys so much for watching today we have another cacophonist i hate using that word when it's not meant to but i like it we have a group of people that's not the normal dante's hey good back have you back again uh can i die this week um can i say hi sure he choked on an ice cube i thought you were gonna say like a whole bag

2:19 he drowned on the ice cube while the city travels on the ice who else can i yes he's gone he's currently in a secret lab getting rebuilt um joking yeah for the next two episodes we have connor hobo welcome back again sir thank you so much for showing up no problem i've got chris halford hello christopher of course and i have jonathan my production man with the camera couldn't you know i care because i have to sit down for almost three hours straight to watch these and i don't sit still for three hours did you watch them today yeah yeah so it was last so we had a discussion with kane throughout the week he's like i might be there i might not be there i don't know because i'm doing this this thing with whatever so we didn't

3:06 know if he was going to be here and then last couple days it was like air on the side of me not being there i'm like oh no so last minute i don't want to ask connor to rush these two movies it came up in conversation like i'll do it so what did he do he watched all three movies in some ways well i asked him on thursday well we have a story about that but that's next episode because this episode is zara arc master of illusions uh our transition between gen four and gen five so would you give one it's a weird transition it wasn't bad so okay then i'll start with you what did you think of zoroark i like it a lot um i think i liked it a lot because it's still a gentle horror movie yeah sorak is not my favorite pokemon but

3:52 after this movie i was like i gotta i have to have him like he's a badass he's really cute i like him a lot this one did a lot for him so yeah chris what did you think of this movie i think in terms of story i'm still as of right now trying to figure out more to the charac to the main antagonist's motives because that's a little like why it's time travel chris where's the bread chris there's a lot of visual beauty to a lot of the effects absolutely and i feel like they could have expanded upon it more but i mean it's not the worst it's not the best premiere is like very middle of the road

4:38 okay colonel what do you think of zoroark i haven't watched all the movies and stuff but uh i would put this on the better side of mediocre like okay like it's definitely in that gray middle area but it's like maybe it's a fine movie yeah it's it's not the best there are worse yeah but it yeah you know it's an alright movie like i'm sure as a kid if i watched it i would have loved it but all right well now that everybody's giving their opinion does anybody want to have a prediction of what i would say just curious because i i saw i saw two podcasts so here's the issue i saw two people everything i know is you always go with the other opinion and we were all like it's very mediocre so here's the thing better than the x i

5:23 learned that he doesn't do this on purpose i learned because uh i know doctor for like five six years now and your taste it's not bad it's very different than mine 100 it's just very odd there's there's a reason why i disclaimed a couple podcasts ago and be like hey i have weird taste sorry so i think that i think he enjoyed del movie plot wise i think you [ __ ] hated it okay okay i thought you were going to bring up the three things but it's not better than three what three things so my only prediction is it's gonna be the pacing is gonna be off okay yeah it's the only thing i got okay that's that that is that is somewhat true but i'm gonna i'm gonna quote

6:10 a very memorable meme maybe to some of you whoa yeah baby that's what i've been waiting for that's what it's all about whoa so you really like zero i actually enjoy this movie there there is there is the pacing thing but there is something that there's a payoff in this movie that happens i'm like [ __ ] that was incredible yeah and that just kind of erases everything bad about it everybody else get chills when he says is it better than three and then i kept debating it i went to work and i was like what the [ __ ] is it am i gonna say it's been right there i i debated on it so long and i was like [ __ ] it can we compare it to one movie though i

6:56 want to see how we can fail right now do you want me to wait till the end i'm down with either cardio if you will you put this i i think it's the same energy as that's how it's bringing it up i think in terms of structure and plot i think this is better though okay i agree with you what about we are touching on oh my god if we're going under the same pretense of both of them are in front of me and i have to choose which dvd to put in i would probably go lucario okay just keep in mind one of these went through because my problem was the entire middle portion i just they could have shortened it i

7:43 could have cared less like dan green's in this one he plays zoro right yo i don't know dan green is in the later year we got a movie who i gotta find me don't forget a [ __ ] boat i'm losing and i'm losing by little very little [ __ ] points there's like maybe seven people voting yeah get your [ __ ] together because i picked some baller ass pokemon for the next three yeah and i was like whoa you guys are [ __ ] me over so get out there i've only won one poll my win was a time my win was a tie with slow chase you're welcome for me predicting your pick but yes oh yeah

8:29 so that's one thing the fans oh yeah all you have to do is just say arcanine yeah he won both types all right so how about we talk about this freaking plot am i right that was a lot of energy okay so let's start in the world of pokemon we start the movie off we have our fun intro this is actually like really short they just kind of happen there's [Music] yeah i love seeing them oh i was kind of confused because i was like why is why him why is he here

9:22 uh that came out six months before black and white yeah yeah also anyone knows where to get one of those hats like the sweet gen two hats hit me up i've been looking for you put the link in the comments well yeah i'd be surprised if etsy didn't have that um so yeah it's ethan with his dawn fan versus ashley's pikachu pikachu just for bodies the [ __ ] don fan because that's how types work but that's okay because now the gang is rushing to a pokemon center to sit down in front of a tv and watch some strange pokemon football soccer basketball it's called what's it called foosball it's backer you lost my [ __ ] mind this is the third time has body at dawn fan yeah you didn't know that this is the third time i have i lost my mind when i heard

10:08 i had to pause the movie and rewind to make sure i heard them is that a thing is that something i'm not no it's just something for them let's make let's take soccer get rid of the s and one of the games was just soccer so they a soccer and what pokemon it exists in the pokemon universe yeah it's called soccer yeah i guess i just low-key chalk it up to this one dude for reasons we will get into just like oh yeah this is this is yeah oh oh okay cool and then people just went along with it for some fun there's a great part where they introduce bocker where the announcer is like

10:54 balls and i don't know why i wasn't stressing balls so much it's not just that he was the gang sits down they start watching this event it's ellicott electabuzz and electabuyer versus beldum metang and metagrams that's adorable i love that pretty great because that's all the teams seem to be structured it's a three-stage evolution first third second and third stage all fighting against another first second and third stage you see it again in the credit score unfair because one team can [ __ ] levitate but they they got body they got bodied by the ellicott team though because they had hands which by the way i'm scared of that trainer that had all the different lines of the

11:40 of the metagross line because it's how they had to breed or even worse yet they had to catch so that person could help didn't work yeah even training is annoying just take it down you have two belgiums to evolve in the anime yeah yeah yeah and then you need four beldums and in the tank don't you jesus always trying homie wants it he wants to win [ __ ] that's the worst part the man lost blocker but anyway you're all excited like oh what's going on here team rocket playing cleaning staff says what's going on kids brock says pokemon backer it's really exciting we're going to crown city to watch the main event which never happens until the credits but it's okay because we have other

12:26 things that happen uh it's all right the uh the contest didn't happen to the credits of dark rise that's also true but and she lost anyway um but they show on the tv like hey this was the poker ball tournament really excited because the ultimate top player mister i kept writing it it's grings kodai uh who's got the team up he doesn't have an evolutionary team oh no no no he's got the three legendary beasts which i kept writing dogs but i know that's controversial so i just put beasts uh but he's got a team of entei suiku and reiku raiku yes who just like oh [ __ ] broken kitty yeah doesn't really care about bocker ball but we don't know that yet but yeah this guy has just got who

13:13 talked about he invented bocker yes but not yeah walker's just bullet ball so yeah so there's a few things brock's playing with nurse joy no one cares about that but brock says hey gang you want to get to crown city i know shortcuts i have this device in my hand i'm glad uh in this movie they got rid of the book because the book was always a creepy joke with me when it comes we came to brock he's like i don't have you in my book yeah they just completely dropped it this time i was like thank you well he moved into the modern centuries you know it's beautiful and boston city has the greatest theme ever

14:02 [Laughter] that's just the best in the world hey it's not goldenrod the game that's fair the game you know let's go to crown city but we cut to this big old airplane just flying in the sky but inside we have this little i don't i see a little we have a stowaway it's zoroark who's just kind of sleeping being all tired and shitty and [ __ ] and then inside of its big mane which i don't lie i i like the mane but something about it in this movie i just felt uncomfortable at times it's weird because it's like it's felt nappy yeah for someone with black hair that's had to pick knots out of the back of my hair like i'm just like how is this thing not tangled and it's also that like

14:49 as well you can like just literally just like nest himself in there yeah and stay and that is okay like it just forms back like now [Music] look it up right now i'm sorry jenny i know it's getting off track he saw me so wrong you look that up i'm gonna keep going all right so you think kangaroo gives

15:35 birth and the baby just take the time floor can we time stamp the oh i hate that i have to look up where is the kangaroo's vagina now your cars fbi asians just don't want them what is he doing it's called reception oh this is new we figured i'm like can is not here we can stay on track he's just going boston monster hunter oh that's a kangaroo okay put safe search on anyway so wazar ark is just kind of chilling there with a little baby zoro this big garage door opens and then there's our three beasts just staring down zoroad radio so kudai's watching from this like upper area watch tower just like go ahead start uh

16:21 and zora is like no don't don't touch my zoroar because we didn't get the nickname yet but we'll get there um bizarrox no no no get in here hides it in the hair and just starts to fight zoro uh ryko reiko electric dog say it how you say it turns into raiku it's just like time to fight here we go uh and greens we reveal that he has this like bracelet we don't quite know what it is uh all right i forgot anyway so yeah griggs uses this bracelet to produce some gigantic storm that just starts to take over the room um but then we see like he has this really hot assistant yeah absolutely the womb isn't the vagina yes but when you look at the um do you think you can't wait

17:08 can we save this can we save this this is happening on life sucks all right this is happening let's show this we're done on youtube watch live songs the kangaskhan isn't even in this movie but yeah so this storm starts to expand inside this small room and kodai has no reaction whatsoever because he knows it's an illusion he knows it's fake because his bracelet is an illusion canceller and zoroarc is the illusion pokemon it creates illusion and turns into other pokemon it makes things look super realistic to everybody unless you have this really cool bracelet

17:55 so kodai is like i'm good i know it's fake i know what i'm going to do with this rock but we don't know yet but it's it's some crazy [ __ ] am i right yeah i i legitimately thought he wanted the zorg for bocker i'm not gonna i was like are we having a bocker center villain so if that was true though i would be okay with the plot for like him being like a super sports fanatic yes that would have been yeah that would be hilarious i just want to have the ultimate prize the high school it becomes less of a good and even more of like an ethics yeah just just have like a little kid leon just like sitting on the street like a little see after the storm fades uh we see the three legendary dogs turn into like pixels and triangles and fade away we're like oh [ __ ] they're holograms this was all fake just

18:42 to get a stir out of zoroart to make it show what it can do and prove these bracelets are working um and then i know where just this [ __ ] ninjas comes in and just snatches zora and just flies off says come here which feels weird because everything else is technologically advanced and we see a little robot grabby hand later in the day why are you seeing a ninja asked my guy there's a budget he's on a budget you tell me ninjask isn't smart no he fast fast as [ __ ] he had speakers yes he's like i caught it i caught 100 of these things i i was trying to get a [ __ ] ninja and i kept [ __ ] yeah i did a wonder trade and i just got this yeah three secrets i was gonna bring up the speed boost thing they were probably

19:27 going it's faster and then even if it outruns it's gonna it's gonna catch up quick because that's okay because it doesn't this is not a speed booster because there would be no plot exactly um so yes takes it away and they electrocute zara so it doesn't chase after it and while they're flanking these little vets zara is just like [ __ ] your [ __ ] it starts slamming ninjas in the walls jumps through a vent escapes from it's like two ninjas and two scissor um but it runs into a sizzle or like turns into it to like confuse the [ __ ] yeah the little giggle is hilarious yeah the pranks are getting it you know what it almost seems like a nervous stick yeah it does

20:17 that's the thing that bothered me i was like oh wait scissors mouth is there oh okay um zara jukes around him jumps over him dives through a vent and ends up just outside of the plane it's just the most unsafe thing it just gets launched into space falls down and it's about to fall it just hits a horde of jump luff and skip loom turns into a skip bloom and floats down safely i don't want to be a neil degrasse tyson why not argue the logic of of movies especially pokemon movies but if they are illusions yeah why the [ __ ] does he obey the same laws as like skip bloom spell the other to believe it what believe it okay no i was i i was also thinking about that because if we go by like the actual ability it just takes the physical appearance

21:04 it doesn't get any of the abilities or any of the extra bits like so it's basically transformed without taking the attack yeah pretty much it looks like it from like that because like i always thought it's like a oh if i went to touch it it would it would be yeah yeah because it because it's like like the thing like the easiest way i could i could put it if it takes on like the form of a charizard obviously you're not gonna use earthquake but let's just say by chance you did that thing is that charizard is getting rocked by that eq when the illusion is going to get broken because you broke the illusion it never takes even music here's the thing the illusions are so powerful with such a master of illusions that it tricks reality well what i think it is i think that you're like i know you're [ __ ] around

21:49 but like i do think there's something later that proves me completely wrong which is why i was trying to uh because there's a later point in the movie but my idea is that at least physically it kind of takes on the form because how it interacts with the world like there's points where certain things later grab it and they actually grab the thing yeah the illusion yeah um um exactly see as our uh like jumps out of the plane we have this weird dude with some kind of like spiky hair and the weird shadow on his face looks

22:36 like a hitler stash i don't even notice that or charlie chaplin yeah we play us safe could be either or you could be good guy bad guy we'll see he was a big theater fan mr ryan um yes as there are exploding down safely um kodai is like you have its visual data right he's yeah we have that not sure exactly what that means but that's the way to be like we can track zoro because we have its visual data no i use it for later for late another plot pointer yeah yeah okay then i don't have to bring it no i thought i thought it was a weird thing too yeah so i was the same thing like you could also just say we got video oh wait yeah you're right but i know exactly what it is i just don't remember [ __ ] um it's weirdly delivered live though

23:23 it's like why uh so that as they're like we have the visual data good kodai says just one more day and the time ripple's gone i must find it before then uh i don't know why i put this as a quote like kodai 2010. maybe maybe the way he said it felt really impactful i don't remember right you're making fun of coney 2010 maybe i don't think that was 2012 i think it was doing it a bit i probably just see that he's just like oh just one more day and the time ripple's gone i must find it before that i just really don't like the plot point in this movie is a time ripple i don't i don't know something about somebody having to say time ripple a lot yeah there is a couple times i misheard it and i put instead of an r there's an n did you get wrinkle in time flashbacks from high school

24:08 but as they show this time ripple that we're after the whole movie uh we see celebi come flying out of it and exploring the city crown city and i put the bit oh this time travel or maybe where they're bread this is like her fourth stroke of like every movie zombie star this is where i have ptsd imagine visibly shouting my house [ __ ] when celebi shows up because i'm gonna like oh it's gotta deal with time travel i've actually said the hospital with the little thing here but yeah she's never gonna get up so uh she wakes up oh here it is um it's not transform it says that uh to pull the accenture for pokemon white since that it can change the

24:54 the landscape with evolutionary scenery powers so not only does he change himself he can change the surrounding i don't know if that explains he kind of does that in the movie yeah they do it towards the end i guess i'm just wondering still if that is an illusion or a physical well so because theoretically if it's changing the surroundings that means it's changing the properties which means it's totally plausible at that point i'm trying to i'm trying to read more history to see if i see anything so that just means he's like shaping reality to his whim which is totally plausible so i think unless you know it's an illusion correct careful spoilers um want to [ __ ] doc i usually don't don't make comments on title cards that often but this one looked like it could have just put it on a trading card pack yeah like it was the most

25:39 trading card like like you could have told me that there was a pokemon pack called like zoroark master of illusions and i would have bought it because i'm like i mean i would have bought the pack but i would have believed you yeah because i'm like yeah it sounds like yeah it looks like it's just slapped did i fever dream the uh the guardians of the lake showing up in this in in this title card or i don't know maybe i just dreamt about it because i felt like there was a movie that had the guardians of the lake and the title card and i was like they're not even in the movie feel like you're [ __ ] with me but i can't tell right now because that's what i did with with sweetland they came purify the lake so we could save celibate but that's just foreign whatever um back to the gang they're walking through the forest no idea

26:25 how to get to crown city they're like oh we're lost beautiful i fly by and make everybody happy team rockets up above like look the kids the twerps they have pikachu we still want that thing anyway um until this mischievous skip loom bumps into him and just knocks all them out of the [ __ ] sky and they're this yeah this is the one with the hand mega ship right yeah i want to say yes yeah that [ __ ] gets crashed into a tree it's funny um but then the stick loom loses all recovery from wind that it's had for the last like five minutes and just knocks the vigor off out of the air and they're like well you [ __ ] with one of us now you [ __ ] with all of us so zoro turns away from skip bloom runs away and has to like square up with five figure off meanwhile the gang sees the whole thing happening they're like hey don't [ __ ] touch that little pokemon

27:10 bro that's the circle of life of pokemon you can't stop everyone well ash can because he does in the next movie too that dearly should have [ __ ] died there's a lot of things i should have died in that movie anyway um so ash ash and dawn they jump into action like let's save zoroa or this little black wolf fox thing that we haven't met yet by sending out infernape and mammal swine just to surround these bigger authors which is such a power player like they they they have such good teams and the fact that like i think this is like the one time in fernand shows up in the movie it is he's back again in the enemy yeah yeah oh i just anyway it's just like the last movie you didn't even have a chimchar what the [ __ ] happened ash

27:56 well we had monferno you know oh did he have arceus yeah oh yeah he did that yeah right just like a low kick just knock all you know they have anger issues like bro just oh sorry go no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you go ahead go go i like how infernae did nothing though it just stood there he was like yeah i mean let's basically you know why because look they're both like apes right yeah he's just like it's a sloth you're gonna tell me slacking isn't like he's not he's [Applause]

28:44 all right all right i'm sorry um so the bigger i feel like all right cool we're done oh and pimple does a weird thing where he's like i'm tough too trips and smacks into a tree i think this is like two or three more times in the movie but it's threes yeah so he hits a tree ouch that hurt bigger off like you know what my bad i'm sorry i'm out uh and this is where zoro was like it was worth it i was like listen dog i didn't need your guys help like sorry for being shitty and like wait a second you can [ __ ] talk who are you they're like why this is surprising yeah at this point right like they constantly run into me out yeah at this point you should just be like okay now they're talking about so actually so we can bring up just to translate yeah he got him back so it makes sense for a

29:29 movie and it [ __ ] talks so yeah and that little [ __ ] of a shaman that's just over there you could talk so you can fly i'm gonna bring it up here they're pokemon should know what dragon ball z did with this [ __ ] just make a movie company go ahead make like a movie continuity and the show continuity because i would have like it would have made life a lot easier if they're like okay like all this all the movies happen in the same timeline and therefore this [ __ ] is way more believable i would like a world if it was just all one continuity honestly i get you know timing makes that not necessarily possible yeah i would just like to know that the [ __ ] that happened in the show they're getting mad in the movie because the later movies are a little bit more self-aware like the soraa so no sort sarah oro movie is a little bit more self-aware

30:15 yeah that's also part of like a weird reboot yeah but it's like it's in its own timeline yeah welcome to the multiverse but anyway they're like yo zoro what do you want and she's like uh she zorro boy girl they yeah okay i was under the impression that zoroark is a female zero arc is a female yeah implied that don't say this and it's probably a boy just for plots i assume he's a little tougher and like the way a writer usually writes uh who goes or is a boy zoroark is female zoro goes if mima told me not to talk to strangers and they're like meemaw the [ __ ] up he's like nemo is nemo it's over there it's i need to get to crown city to save nemo the gang's like yo we were headed there anyway

31:01 come on buddy which i did bring up because like last night i'm like i swear to god they're going to do the it's over there where is there there with this because like the whole thing with like the what's a meemaw yeah because can i can i put it in a way that he's like if that's the only thing it knows to call it that's the only thing it knows so you kind of have to understand like can you imagine when he evolves and he's like holy [ __ ] i'm a meme the ball is damn green i am a meme now what pokemon is that mean you are me that's a zoroark no um so as they're walking through towards town zoro's like i could turn

31:48 into [ __ ] watch and turns into ash and they're like okay that's weird i mean we saw it transform once but i guess it makes sense that we're confused about your trans uh transformations but it has thousands of pens hitting paper every time it turns into a human it can't change its tail i assume this was like it's still learning how to transform yeah so they're like stop [ __ ] with me grab the tail and that's like a little ass grab like oh and it turns back into itself because zoroa uh but then it's like i'll turn into pikachu because this is much easier i can ride on ash's shoulder uh now we cut back to the ship kodai's up there looking at zoroark like hey guess what i got you a little [ __ ] you're gonna do what i ask i think and they show on the screen this projection of zoroa inside of a cage

32:35 and zoroark's like fine whatever that's the visual data yeah and that's why i remembered yeah i was i don't know why i forgot that but as soon as you said it happens later i knew what it was um but yeah so zoro is in the cage like zoroark go into town we have a thing we need you to do so it gets ready to leave the ship uh and as it leaves like the image of zora just dissipates it's like oh it was a hologram because now we're messing with the mass revolution by using holograms we're two-sided here it's a battle of width um yeah socona is just like zarg i need you to go and show the people of uh crown city your illusions and then we'll release aurora so uh let's see his ark takes off said and a bunch of drones got to follow it so we have a fun little video

33:20 live feed reality show thing going on um this happens like night so i don't know what zoroart does for the next like five or six hours till the sun comes up but the next day we have celebi come out of the time ripple and just start touching everything like i love you pokemon here's a flower i love you tree here's another flower but everybody's getting happy we have this one chick like walking down the street being like i can't wait for team magnum to [ __ ] win the girl right out of the 90s mom yeah he's like holy [ __ ] that designs dated yeah why is why does she have such a unique design that is not yeah i'm like okay so she's going to be like the movie character yeah and then that's right i think it's because i think the movies and we talked about this where they have the the after credit scene where they always got the villain and then you see the past villains i'm 100 sure that at one point pokemon

34:06 intended to have all these baddies team up avengers style and then something happened and then they can't do it anymore whether it's rights or something because like a lot of these movies not only are they throwbacks to each other but like we see the continuity between them but they do nothing with it i'm just saying clarence iii or whatever his [ __ ] name is still out there no one caught that [ __ ] he's living he's doing his best he sold his one car to rebuild um so yeah as this chick's like hyping up the magnemite team this little old lady she's watering her flowers with her gorgeous adorable 10 growth i love tanques so much um and all of a sudden her plants start to bloom she's like wait a [ __ ] second celebi's here i gotta go tell my old man best friend time says so she i love this scene it's just

34:52 [ __ ] funny and cute where like she hops on the bike with a big ass [ __ ] cart that's carrying tan growth and just starts booking it down the street with this huge [ __ ] pokemon in the back seat um yeah she rolls up to this old man it's like hey um weird celebrities in town you guys see that it's like oh no i don't know that was cute i guess um but then we cut to zara who is in this bell tower jumps down and just ha i don't know if it's not dark pulse i don't know what it would be but it's just a big [ __ ] explosion of dark energy was that dark balls is that what it is i just i just call it a chaos blast for this because there's like a little like wave

35:38 thing that it does or later on in the movie that i was like oh that's dark pulsing are you thinking it's not dark pulp is in the games it's like a wave because sometimes it's a wave sometimes it's like a beam where it's a beam of rings so it's usually a beam but there's been other pokemons that when they use like a sludge wave or uh dark pulse either comes out of their hands or like they secrete it or stuff like that because i know when gengar uses it in their anime it's just like a yeah i thought it might have been copy top but i wasn't sure dust clubs yeah so credit is just like all right zara turn into suicune and drown the [ __ ] city so you see zorak turn into suicune and start running through the streets and start flooding everything and you see everyone in town start to run for their lives they're jumping on poles and on top of roots that they don't get flooded

36:24 uh strange that nobody gets touched by the water really weird uh meanwhile kudai is catching all this on film you know the scary part now that you're saying that though if somebody got caught in that water they would believe that they were drowning and they would die yeah because if you die in the dream you die in real life so this is just this moment is just uh far from home kind of i think i so i made it i wasn't gonna bring it up quite drunk but yeah i made a joke that this guy is just pokemon mysterious yeah he makes people believe can somebody watching make a meme where it's kodai kodai from this movie from zoroart put the fishbowl on his head and put him

37:10 next to a picture of jake gyllenhaal i would love to see that i have it saying nobody cared [Laughter] i was born in the doctors raised by him i didn't see pokemon poker until i was already a man um see ya meanwhile kodai has his very attractive assistant just live editing and she's and later she doesn't matter later my note is she a daddy i think at some point we need to come back and go through like the wifey's

37:59 oh yeah she's live editing all these other thoughts and this anime and shows they don't compare so all right i love your life you're lost bud anyway uh so they're like a live editing so they have a clip of zoroark suicune running through the streets and this statue of the heroes ante suicun and reiku just get like obliterated but they edit in the particle effect so it explodes so they can show the people of the town later like hey look what zoroark did it hypnotize these pokemon [ __ ] we got this [ __ ] broly sorry all right get one yeah go ahead keep going dragon ball z uh

38:45 but then zoroark turns into entei starts right through the streets doing the same thing except water uh turns into fire it's just burning everything to a crisp you have a bunch of old people running through the streets again about to die uh we see kodai uh edit again to turn like a bus stop into just like smoldering mushy ash um and then kodak goes live on tv like i have to apologize for this act of terrorism uh zora captured my pokemon and is making them attack the city we have to stop zoroark it's a villain he's taking my pokemon they're good pokemon we gotta fix this uh and then zara climbs the building turns into ryko just launches a huge thunderstorm uh and in doing this uh koda is like everyone's gotta leave town we gotta cut off this center of the town make sure nobody gets in here um and then throughout the world we have the actual

39:31 beasts which canonically i don't know if they're the shining ones yeah they are unapologetically shining because they show the sweet goon the streak is like i might just been like weird lighting yeah and then like and then they show and tan i'm like done yeah yeah shiny and tight yeah i guess it's just who breaks the lore of kanto or jodo yeah of being the shot yeah oh what they're only being one or whatever yeah yeah so the legendary dogs there should ideally only be yeah when they died in the fire because they died in the fire and they were created from you know that jolteon flareon emporium it's that i mean i don't care it's just something that i noticed while watching this and uh yeah the first act into my mind's like okay so ken jodo [ __ ] liars move on i don't care those [ __ ] are shiny yeah i

40:16 don't care i was like oh damn this is where the shiny intake came in okay oh it looked great because then this was the distribution event i remember watching this movie when they distributed zoro uh you could do the zorak event and the way it would start in black and white as you would walk up to this street oh that's long where you get the little cutscene yeah you walk into this trailer and then suicune would show up you'd fight suicune which then turn into zara caffeine in the fight i think then the three shinies would show up as roaming encounters i don't remember if anyone in the comments i think they were yeah they were um so that was cool because i think that's the first time that we got an actual cut scene like that right because in four and gen four we had events all of them were supposed to be that just none of the events came yeah true fruition the dark ride the rcs yeah um

41:04 i forget if um yeah i did it yeah see i don't remember that one visually if you have one or was that from rangers cool i think that was something that was from dangerous i think i think the weird thing is you got an egg and they hatch manafee and then it also is the only one there's they were supposed to be events for gen 4 that just never happened j5 actually got it which is why when we talked [ __ ] on gen 5 i just think we got to think about the things that didn't happen hey hey next episode okay next episode we'll get there um see as the bees start to like head towards the tower we assume they're going to town uh we see all these bridges from the center of ground city start to lift up like we need to cut this off the the blocker tournament's cancelled it's set off we don't need any of this we got to get zara right but it shows the footage of zoroark like

41:51 wreaking havoc uh zora was like no no no no i know who my mom is and meemaw would never do that so uh means family that's no one looked back means nobody gets loud or forgotten forever zoro turns into brock and tries to like jump into the river and swim across um until this one dude walks up like hey i have fluffy hair and a woobat on my hat but we don't know what that is which is the which is the most misleading thing for me who was already going who has already gone through gen five and it's like oh man is this guy actually gonna bring out a woo bat or swoo bat no bronzer um yeah homie's just like oh hey what's up he's like brock's sorry my twin brother's just really [ __ ] my weird

42:39 furry twist he's like weird your brother's got fluff on his ass and just maybe maybe pokemon's different with their etiquette i don't think if you ever meet someone for the first time you just reach around and grab their tail to prove a point if you're not a convention you're gonna get a little moan yeah well yeah right after you hear them this last time we see barack spoilers oh don't even get me started ken can i this is this is the first pokemon that brock did not actually know every other time he's like oh is that groudon with huge powers he always has that [ __ ] bulk every pokemon wants to be but the pokedex is not failed he's like oh that's dialogue i all got

43:25 the pokey i know about those guys he's like hey what's this pokemon i don't know i was like what the [ __ ] he knew he was getting cut for gen five she was just like i don't know i don't give a [ __ ] anymore it's a [ __ ] dirty growlithe i don't know is it because broadcast was like like the new manual that had like all the pokemon he's just saying i don't want any good bit of this you all have phone the rest of your genders oh that's why i like all of that a [ __ ] trash bag i'm out see ya the [ __ ] is this weird this isn't machamp this is some weird clown with cylinders in his head okay we're done um but yeah so this guy's like hey don't

44:11 worry about it i'm gonna grab your brother's ass and make sure oh zorowa i know you you have lore and [ __ ] um meanwhile selby's like flying through town koda is watching it uh he's got this guy's name is carl carl not not quite as fast as kevin it's almost as bad as kevin kevin carl elise yeah so kodai is watching celebi fly to town through the security system and then has like a vision of the future where he sees himself losing to a bunch of kids and a pikachu and some really hot chick that looks like his assistant strange um but he realized like i must be reaching my limit i'm running out of

44:56 future seeing power i need that time ripper juice and my future my future juice is running low so he sees the sister arena helping the good guys but he hasn't said it out loud but we know he knows uh so koda is like i know someone's gonna try and stop me so we need to shut that [ __ ] down so so real quick i'm just getting it out of the way now up until this point i did not know that kodai's voice actor was sean schemmel until he was like who are these people because honestly i was like wait a minute i because i heard goku black that's when i started to hear and i couldn't like hear that thing i'm like what is it with him getting characters that are getting involved with time travel no no no no no i don't know when you first heard goku black you heard kodai

45:43 yeah 2010 chris yeah um so i'm like oh no goku black they're just coded i see danny's gonna [ __ ] hate me nah it's happened enough souling's cancelled sawing's cancelled already not again chris killed coco it's alright yeah as soon as i got a moonstone anyway fluffy-haired guys like what's up my name's carl i'm a journalist and i'm here to learn about pokemon and [ __ ] so he's like you want to get to the middle town i know the way i'm not from this region but i know all the secrets because my wild spoilers i won't get to that game anyway so carl takes the game to some secret basement that's a little creepy maybe a sex dungeon but it's not so they go down into the sewer and use bronzer to light the way

46:28 walk all the way to the middle of town and come up meanwhile uh kodai is like is known as the man who could see into the future and he used his powers to get whatever he wants because now he's rich and [ __ ] because he knows how to predict stock markets and dogecoin and all kinds look i'm just saying there is a very important movie that told us not to do that especially with the sports i'm not just saying terminator clearly that's different because he can see the future he didn't have to go back and try to change it he just knew what was going to happen exactly so he changes that to his advantage i would love yeah he didn't have to change he learned that kodai got his fortune not from inventions but from a lot of really like underdog

47:14 bocker bets i would love that so much i'm gonna put my money on the [ __ ] i like how this bonker thing like we're get we're giving it more an services to just save backers we're getting that illegal legends rip off and they could have just gave us walker yeah oh my god i would have played a pokemon boxer how can we incorporate pokemon in the game of honor we'll talk off screen yeah we'll talk about it i actually throw them away earlier but we were shut the [ __ ] up um so anyway yeah code eyes like uh whatever we have the strange hitler stash guy drives up out of the water with the sizzle and the ninjas like hey search the city we gotta find you know what his hair reminded me of like he had like a black rubber glove and he tried

48:02 to stretch it around his head so it's just kind of like up here it's stuck now um so we see as he pulls out of the water we see zoro running through the streets and it runs into zara and zarik's like oh my god my child and zoro is like mima [ __ ] as they run to embrace each other a big [ __ ] cage comes in and you just saw electrocutes dumbass [ __ ] got you again and then boom here comes a giant fist zoro fades away oh my god it's another illusion [ __ ] um so yeah homeboy hitler stash man like we got his goon goon's his name it's his name

48:48 actually goon yeah i think you say like twice that i had subtitles on it so i would have missed it otherwise i thought they were just calling in the goon but uh beat zoro fades away goon is like i'm gonna capture the zorak take it back for the boss because that's what you really like um meanwhile kodai is like hey uh rowena i've got some [ __ ] to do uh i need you to continue just to transmit that footage that way everyone sees zara's bad guy and i'm gonna get some real work done the the gang ash and everyone they're making their way through the ground they come up and they see this statue of celebi a bunch of trees pretty town building oh man this place is gorgeous and carl tells him a story 20 years ago some dark energy took over the town

49:34 destroyed all the trees the buildings the the far everything was [ __ ] up um but the people of crown city worked together to bring it back to life congratulations we did it um yeah well it's just like this land was barren and now it's not because of pokemon but now it will be again because of pokemon and that's just every plot of every movie i've stood in for um so after carl tells the stories or was like ooh i smell meema and like calls out for me ma but no answer oh no uh and carl wasn't like what's a meme is this the the one brain cell ash

50:21 moment where you're sniffing the ground oh my god she's like what's [Music] yeah carl notices on the screen or as he's walking down the street like hey there's that bus stop that was in that video shouldn't that have been melted unless somebody came and repaired that real quick but i don't think crown city has actually got the service i'm okay with this because carl is a journalist yeah like he's meant to pick up on this stuff kind of like i'm like you know what finally we have a character who does [ __ ] and it kind of makes sense yeah otherwise things will be like oh that's just a different bus stop yeah he's like another kevin yeah yeah if it was like

51:08 carl i'm a janitor but i'm coming home because i'm on vacation then it'd be like shouldn't that bus stop shut the [ __ ] up go clean the alley somebody got paid to play the role of kevin in like um yeah so carl's like kodai's been faking these attacks guys i don't know how he's probably editing files but he's faking him uh speaking of kodai he's flying through town feeling good about himself he's like oh i predicted the future i'm winning like he should what is sweet star wars like his [ __ ] segway from giratina

51:59 that's how they beat the stock market which is what funded clarence the third ship and then because his name actually clearance or is the lord i don't even know anything clearances are made up um yes the kodai he has a nice little flashback of rowena starting her first day and uh he has his first vision in front of her and she's like what the [ __ ] is he having a seizure is he okay and uh goons like yeah it's fine the boss does this all the time it's his future mission his what his future can you not hear is his future sometimes the future juice leaks out of his ears it happens i gotta mop it up but that's your job now yeah this is where kodai sees the time ripple he sees celebi along with the

52:45 three beasts in zarak attacking the city and he's like all right this all means something now i have to figure out how to make it work in my favor how do i make this all fall into place and how do i get rich and he's like i got it i'll just [ __ ] in make illusions happen it's gonna be great um let's see at the end of the vision before he can see where the time ripple is he's like [ __ ] uh it's around one of these clock towers i just got to figure out which one we'll find out one day uh back to the president kodai searching for the countdown clocks he's like look at this one hey uh shop it use your [ __ ] foresight for some foresight get to use use foresight to find the ripple nothing here all right we got 30 more to check so let's just bring the question why isn't he just using psychic type pokemon to see into the future

53:31 because he is time travel because he can't talk to him he can't cause there's gotta be a pokemon he could pick up that knows future so that would that would make too much sense although that would make sense because when he used foresight i was like if they wanted to rock it and put them with the bad guys like they always do then he can use the psychic tab to use future sites right and then meowth will just translate but that also makes sense and up they they literally show up to comment on later events with with the legendaries okay so and that's

54:17 like all i can think of what they do so so no i have to ask what exactly is team rocket's goal are they so they're still on they get the pikachu because that's still a theme that for whatever reason is still going on today why do they still want to pikachu when there's all these other because we need the pikachu we're stubborn because pictures are supposed to be supposed to be rare the logic that breaks everything is go back to that forest i had all the pikachus that actually go lower knee around right so plot armor it's not around it's just literally just grab one of the baby ones and do this i think it's just tonight did you not see when they went up to misty and brock and they're just like being super chill yeah i think it's just tenacity at this point it's just like i've done this for like i think 15 [ __ ] years well they have scary i think black and white is when

55:02 they become like badasses they become badasses yeah they make they still lose but they can wear like black the black outfits and they're spies and they don't don't head off anymore yeah their story has nothing to do with ash they have there's a whole second subplot that has to do if they ever do run into ash and they lose they're not like we're blasting off again they just like watch in the air and then jet packs and fly away like they're gliders yeah they also change the model to like instead of like team rockets people like whatever and i was like laying down the hammer of justice upon all evil within i was like what it was cool but good guys no there's still bad guys she had five ruins everything because to me like at this point i really feel like like they're like how do we get the old audience to watch this movie and really relate back and they're like you seem

55:48 rocket and it's like why is it because the people love them during the first gen and then they're like i do something new i'm tired of seeing jesse and james and meow the worst part is you're probably right then they fixed them in gen sex by giving them strong pokemon stronger than the [ __ ] main characters but they lost because of you know conveniences sure i think it gets i think it's lost a little bit because i think team rocket used to be for like the comedic relief for adults uh because that's a lot like what the first couple movies were but uh it definitely it's like now they're just kind of for comedy and a lot of it doesn't hit yeah either way i love team rocket they just kind of suck sometimes

56:36 uh anyway zoro chilling out being like [ __ ] [Music] that one should pick up zazora takes off the gang's behind like [ __ ] we gotta catch up with zora oh no zora sees the tv of code i being like meemaw's a villain we must stop mimo is like [ __ ] your [ __ ] breaks a [ __ ] ball um i don't think i mentioned earlier but the old man um that the old lady's like celebi's here his mighty anna and the old ladies tangrove show up like hey zora tvs aren't cheap stop so they put it to sleep with sleep powder and everyone's like oh no it's going to kill zoro try beating this baby okay actually when i saw the tangerine

57:21 that way he's about to is he about to hypervenous like just point blank like you die can you imagine giving you a match she's just the credits roll nemo's like all right i have no reason to live anymore with her just like i actually saw but he's about to try being this little guy just crater this kid see how the gang runs up like hey what are you doing to zoroa and the mighty anna's like oh i'm about to [ __ ] eat someone comes in and attacks carl knocks him on the ground [ __ ] he's gonna it's like it's actually kind of scary right because he attacks yeah and he's like oh no what happened wait why would pokemon do oh he's licking him wait a minute these two know each other old man shows up like money yeah what hey grandson what's going on

58:07 are you ripping out another man's junkies because like oh man it's my granddad this is joe and his lady friend who might be [ __ ] him dude this is tam the lady friend looks a lot like carl that's all i'm saying they got the same hair color and everything [Music] um so carl explains the old people here's what's going on you know kodai is doing some [ __ ] the old people are like damn that's crazy we saw celebi and they're like oh that's just the euphemism in the pokemon universe we fought did you see celebi last night oh bro i saw celebrities so zarik's still trapped in the cage that goon put him in earlier is attacking and screaming getting electrocuted still pissed off um and zora and zorak just had really good hearing because

58:53 anytime something happens to either miles the [ __ ] out like oh no they're being hurt i gotta save them i assume there's some deeper connection there's like yeah it's like a parental bond thing yeah yeah it's like with this is why three's so good i just had spidey senses now because we're boxing after this experience are you gonna dodge everything you ever seen those videos though you're like the parents she's crazy it's great i'm just gonna go home go go he says zoro hears or getting hurt in

59:39 the cage wakes up and says i gotta go but it's all right zoro is a little hurt but he's gonna make it squeeze through a little hole pikachu and pick up follow the gang tries to follow like around the garden because they can't fit through the fence they're too big they're peoples was it did they explain the whole like oh yeah no that was all illusions yeah they explained like the old couple i love that because the old couple like the lady tammy or whatever he's like it was all a trick i'm like [ __ ] look outside yeah this town's fine yeah it's totally okay yeah fire ran by your house you think the trees would have been rabbits they're [ __ ] great i just thought they grew back already celebi we were we were busy seeing celebrities yeah we're in business um zara's trying to run get past the

1:00:29 garden when then braylon shows up like listening little [ __ ] you've been you've been pissing off her town he was pissing off our town i'm getting real [ __ ] tired of it and so i was like [ __ ] fighting yourself into the whole [Applause] the whole garden shows up there's bug types and other pokemon all remember braylon honestly but a bunch of pokemon and it's about to be zora piplup and pikachu versus like 40 pokemon oh [ __ ] here we go again

1:01:20 that's that that's why i imagine team rocket when actually like pikachu keep rocking i can't believe it was like all right yeah that's 20 years we've been doing this for 20 years i need a smoke break that's when we get the invincible episode of pokemon immune to pikachu's electricity now that it matters because he loses it but yeah yeah um anyway so as the teeth everyone's about to fight in the garden selby's like everybody stop i have time travel we love it and they're like these are good people don't touch them

1:02:07 i'm gonna turn every flower into little berry so i love this one here so yes it's a little weird sally's turning all the flowers into berries but what i love i don't know if anyone else recognized it the sound that's playing during this moment is like a slower ballad version of like the celebrity revival scene from forever i i thought it was i was watching a 1.5 speed yeah yeah i can't like sing a song in the head yeah like it's as celebi's like all the other sony come in and revive it that song is playing while it's touching everything it's really cool for context anyone watching i had to watch the movie and the next one we're recording uh today so i watch both on like 1.5 speed um so some shit's a little weird in my head because it's all like yeah yeah yeah yeah like some lines are

1:02:53 delivered really oddly i'm just putting that to the side so weird you're not wrong dude okay when we get to the scene where it's like the flashback to him getting the future juice yeah zoro was like i guess i'll let you be my friend celebi since you let me not get killed by a bunch of pokemon turns in the psyche and celebi's like wow you're me holy [ __ ] let's fly and zoro was like what the [ __ ] [ __ ] i can't fly i can't actually fly so so the thing i love the most about the scene is when celebi grabs the berry drops in front of zarua it's like is this for me that was like so wholesome yeah and i was like this is adorable i love

1:03:39 this and then zara is like i eat meat i'm a wolf that is because they're canines nonetheless and they they chomping on some beef yeah i don't need berries i need meat damn it and you're an onion [Laughter] where's me so the gang of pokemons are like we got to go fight zoroark so he's like hey bro follow me they exit the garden as the humans of the group come around the corner like there are pokemon let's catch up with them but too late goon and kodai are like sup [ __ ]

1:04:24 [ __ ] kids capture them in a [ __ ] cage i just i can't believe the writers did that like they're just okay they're like what should we name this guy oh we're gonna be like mark we could name him like [ __ ] steel we want to reuse kevin we [Music] none of them are normal names i'm fairly certain that they they were like all right we need to come up with all these different names for all these characters what's the best method they slam their head on the keyboard delete like one or two letters and they're like that's the name that is valid yeah his name is xxlmlp pretty much um

1:05:10 so yeah the game gets captured by kodai kodai says yeah he doesn't know who the kids are but i recognize you from my vision and i know you're an obstacle so i have to stop you now before you [ __ ] everything else up which i appreciate that it's smart yeah it's until it gets [ __ ] up but we'll get there uh the gang you know they take off down the river with everybody in the cage pikachu zara celebi and piplup just climb a big [ __ ] tree in the middle of nowhere yo i want to see a penguin climb a tree though watch this movie i i did it i did and i did it in 1.5 let me tell you comical um so they get to the top zora calls for mima by howling me like [ __ ] you can't hear me uh bizarrox is like so [ __ ] tired and still trying to escape his cage he's not making a dent

1:05:58 it gets zoroart gets [ __ ] up in this movie oh yeah i don't think there's a moment up until the end when it's on screen not getting the [ __ ] kicked out again like this thing took a [ __ ] beating so this is actually on unfair tropes in writing it's when you beat the [ __ ] out of the parent beyond the limit that you know that the parent can take but they're keeps getting getting not to help their child it's probably one of the coolest uh tropes and like writing yeah but they added it to pokemon and i was like why didn't they do this with you know cubone and marijuana sure and then show them that like there is a limit and then mayor watchman would have died it would have been dope but they did it here and i think yeah i think it's nice well they kind of they kind of get we'll get there um because zaryk's just so [ __ ] tired from trying to escape

1:06:44 but it can't give up it's got to keep trying she's got to save zoro because she's mimo um celebi does this like hey zara it's okay little buddy look at this and this little sprinkle of light uh and then like grows like plants around zara which is to mimic zoroark's fur so it feels a little more comfortable turns his head into a berry such a cute little moment zoro is like it feels just like nemo's fur back on the ship rowena's just looking at facebook scrolling through some [ __ ] she's like oh looking hot look it's so [ __ ] hot she's going to live i mean there's buy lith and then rowena's in here somewhere i mean

1:07:29 good thing i got that divorce right it's a good thing um so yeah she's scrolling through a bunch of files of code eyes like i got to figure out what's what he's got here what he's trying to do um until she finds like a blocked database she's like i wonder what his password would be vision like that's it like i get he's pretty much got a superpower but like you would think top secret like if you pause you can look there's some schematics in there yeah that are probably like some big money makers for him he's just like ass out in the open that's how my [ __ ] crazy goddamn paranoid ancient texts that [ __ ] behind me [ __ ] that anyone would look past like oh smart enough to trap yeah trap kids that may uh may interfere with his plans yeah not smart enough to uh put any

1:08:16 numbers or any type of things in his password good thing she didn't click the folder that said see in celebi that would have been a [ __ ] problem that she [Laughter] so yeah she puts in the password vision reveals a bunch of like ancient prophecies and weird [ __ ] that she's like oh this explains everything now i don't we don't understand but she gets it she's she gets it um so goons like he pops up on the screen like a skype call she freaks the [ __ ] like oh damn he knows i'm up to something he's like hey we're gonna be busy stay there keep doing what you're doing we'll be back eventually she's like all right sounds good he clicks off she's like god i thought

1:09:02 they caught me but while she's talking to goon she sees in the back the cage is coming in i wonder what's in that cage couldn't be zara arc that's already here i don't know what's in there but now that she's figured out everything she needs to know she doesn't have to be sneaky anymore she goes down there opens the cage and they're like who the [ __ ] are you and she's like i'm marina i am i'm kodai's assistant and carl's like dude shut the [ __ ] up yeah i love i love that relationship like okay i'm my own grandmother whatever she's like get [ __ ] right i'm not saying they're together but i'm saying they've been like we've been on the same case before we [ __ ] yeah like lucky carl yeah they saw celebrity yeah yeah rowing is just like oh yeah so i'm a journalist i'm undercover i'm getting in from kodai and now i have it so i don't

1:09:48 have to play friendly anymore she let her hair down and i was like god damn girl goddammit like god damn i didn't mind the buns either but like that's way better down though he's way better down daddy i got something to do myself so uh anyway she's like yeah i got the information i need let's get out of here they escape uh kodai wants the time ripple so he can steal time energy so he can absorb it and re-fuel the fuel his future juices

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