Pokemon: Gotta Watch 'Em All! | Pokemon Mewtwo Returns | Pokemon Movie Podcast

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0:47 perfect listen you have thin ice you suck yeah you already picked this up you left me hanging he already picked this shitty movie to make us watch and now you're trying to take my sink i literally said we don't have to do this no you're the one like oh we should watch it because it makes forever higher you did this you started this you are this whole episode is against you you're not allowed to nominate for the poll this time next episode you have a collar you're chained to the table i'm just surprised i'm still here after the last episode you didn't [ __ ] it listen i said i was going to be leaving uh hey guys what's up danny back again with another episode of pokemon

1:32 god i'm watching we've got what whoops start over hey guys danny back again with another episode of pokemon gotta watch them all the podcasts rewatch all the pokemon movies and we rank them talk about how good they are and absolutely how bad they are and how we hate them uh but of course i have my cast with me i have my friend dante hello hi guys no no no you're good good fine sorry i got can i that's the disappointment you don't get your you don't get your tag your ads not in this episode you [ __ ] it um but yeah so this week we watched uh pokemon youtube returns the uh the movie that technically came before forever but we talked about it after because apparently it made forever a better

2:18 movie um and explain things more now before we get started uh can i bring one thing up so watching this i was like oh you know what i'm watching this what this like this uh not movie i realized that i mixed up a bunch of the apps because i'm watching the anime and i mixed up a bunch of the anime episodes with this and then after watching how short this was i was like oops oh yeah this is not it this isn't what i thought um so yeah this one watch from youtube returns um we'll go with initial impressions but first hey john yeah how did you like pokemon you two returned i did it okay that's cool that had a mewtwo in it

3:04 uh and it had three puns that i liked one being the frying pan the dress yeah that's my dry pen and then uh there's one thing that stands out and i like it it's my favorite thing and it's the little the baby monster that was [ __ ] cute apart from that uh i have to rewind the movie a lot because i kept falling asleep reasonable response yeah so then i just opened up a video game and put it in one monitor and then moving the other yeah it's uh i'm just gonna file rate it right now it's it doesn't be any of the other ones like okay well guys thank you for watching this video um anybody else what you guys think of this movie trash okay if the rest of the movies were a member of teen seven from naruto this is sakura oh what he said wait team daddy's looking like

3:52 daddy you gotta put the numbers oh man is this is that bleach is that yeah the funny thing about this is the funny thing about this movie and i was speaking about this earlier before we started recording is it actually is one of the only movies that literally made me just laugh out loud at two certain parts one of them being the drying pant but there's another one that is a common occurrence with what we do here and has now become a a staple in our podcast is like what if ash punched it right there's a particular point in this movie where i'm just sitting there watching what's going on and ash is like it's no use we should tackle this i [ __ ] died i was like okay okay if

4:37 this movie has anything redeemable it's this just because of a pure absurdity uh but yes the rest of the is trash but it's funny because when we were watching that apartment all right ash is throwing hands oh brock's getting kicked tired of ash having all the fun he lost his drying pants well today i have chris's fun little ipad here and we're going to see how this because it actually feels a lot nicer than having a piece of paper but you look very professional thank you actually i like to pull up the notes yeah so i sent everyone the link on facebook if you guys want to pull it up and have it as well um we're gonna try and save the trees this time because i've printed off in four or five episodes have been like 25 scriptures i'm sure they use time as well it does also have a shitty printer that doesn't [ __ ]

5:23 work 90 of the time yeah this just sounds more eco-friendly perfect let's get started with the synopsis of the movie first we get a nice little recap of mewtwo's first movie mewtwo strikes back and everybody's voice actor has changed everybody's voice accuracy yeah honestly if you want to know what that was just go watch the first podcast set up what's that though is it wasn't the version we just watched like a little sped up it was looking yeah when we were watching that's why i said yeah tune it down gotcha um but i think this i think like because while mewtwo's voice actor died if i'm not mistaken so that came right angry yeah it became dan green and i but i think even like the scientists had different voice actors yeah for the for that interest that was a it was a joke it was just

6:10 but not everybody's changed it's just like the scientist was like absurdly different yeah like what in the world why did you go with that voice i'm not entirely sure but i feel like giovanni's voice actor changed i thought giovanni sounded the same yeah okay that could just speed racer mode i see that like it just goes off okay so we got after our nice little synopsis of the first movie we got giovanni and some dark figure chilling in this really dark room with the tv going we gotta find this mewtwo guy i'm still

6:56 after him because he apparently is the only one in the world who didn't have his mind wiped about this mewtwo thing and he's like i'm still after him got to get this pokemon and they're like yeah let's search this johto region for because that's of anywhere joe johto is where mewtwo is at uh so as they continue to watch mewtwo's out there watching over the ocean with pikachu in the out and they're like man we're cool i mean she's like nah clones don't deserve to exist we shouldn't be happy we don't belong on this planet it's just it's basically me she's going through depression it's super sad yeah that part i was like oh man stop yes and title pokemon youtubers hurts uh i will preface this by saying i think there are certain things that mewtwo brings up that i kind of get sure where they were

7:42 going with the character it's just and i have this later on my notes he's like mewtwo's cool i can see his crisis that he's going through it's just everything around him doesn't make a lick of [ __ ] sense so ash brock and missy are exploring the johto region and discover purity canyon a canyon slash mountain range slash something area with a bunch of pokemon and the perfect water that keeps people alive totally not purified best we can but they have to hurry to get there because apparently there's only one bus that goes up there once a month which is the only way you can get to the top of the canyon it's like half a mile away yeah flying types just don't exist in there they don't exist this whole this whole premise as to we can't get there because of this

8:28 it's just a big [ __ ] you the entire movie yeah because they're like we can't do that we can't climb the mountain it's too dangerous but i have to well if you insist what's that i was like why but yeah that's whatever so they start to go running after like we got to catch the bus before it leaves or we can't go for a whole month we can't catch the bus exactly because i'm working on a new recipe isn't that the bus there you better run we better catch that bus and then the rain starts to pour everybody's getting wet but brock the super genius of the crew who's already preparing his recipes like well i can turn my trusty frying pan into a drying pan that's the greatest line this line james has the best one-liners in the

9:16 entire show yeah but brock for this whole whatever [ __ ] this was that we watched one yeah absolutely no it's funny same voice danny can can we make like a separate list for like ranking movies just based off james one-liners let's do it yeah okay we'll put them in just a list of the one-liners and rank them okay just james you don't count me out like that do we think we had a bigger pot in there james has way more you're right though it's still the point where i actually started watching the dub just to see like how it is in english yeah change it but it's always so much better okay i feel like meowth is a little too on the nose where james is like how i'm gonna make this obscure adult reference last time i got this many strange letters is when i put in a personal head but anyway as usual speaking of team rocket they're watching from above just

10:03 wondering i wonder where the twerps are going and then the titanic kind of what's that they're having a picnic they're doing something that team rocket's never really important you know i knew it was a bad movie because they had food yeah yeah james was repaired with that damn umbrella they kept shooting for the next 12 minutes um see as they're being surveyed team they run down the hill they trip and stumble and roll into each other the bus is already leaving because no one else is coming we could just go up the mountain see in a month does anyone else find it funny i'm going to go back back sure i find funny that meowth has a team rocket guide book to the series because i said that i'm like why is this does he just have like a team rocket handbook he does i like all the technology that team rocket has they created

10:48 but the best i can [ __ ] get is this shitty image super pixelated mewtwo tv staticky and i'm like psychic tight he controls everything [ __ ] that he didn't want i was like he's not being watched and i was like i started going thinking like but they have so much technology they have [ __ ] helicopter like hero carriers and everything but they they have like you know what like people like oh i found a picture of like a ufo it's like the most pixelated team rocket is just a bunch of conspiracy theorists basically uh so as the gang goes rolling down the hill and the bus leaves they're like damn we missed it gotta wait a month but this cute girl whose name i forgot to put in this point but luna uh she's like that's okay i've got a

11:34 cabin come stay with me for a month you total strange kids i just want to bring it into my house um whatever yeah she insists she can't go come stay with me and then we cut to the bus going up the hill and the typhoon hits and starts spinning them around like you [ __ ] are dead and it was a crazy [ __ ] time [ __ ] paper mache bus like that was some kid's science fair project he was like i learned how to make a paper mache [ __ ] buzz and they're like cool we're going to drive it up this thing that only goes once a month and it's [ __ ] flooded with type is it is that why it's just once a month yeah yeah he has to make a new bus let's like really talk about this like what is what business sense is that i don't know it's

12:19 not even business sense too it doesn't make sense [ __ ] periods you have multiple buses you have one bus that you drive up the hill and then what do you just park it for a month it doesn't take you a month to get up there so what are you are they staying there for a month is it a one day tour why is it why is it a month it's a 30 day tour apparently i don't even know how have a bus last that long now i just don't get it because like i imagine they're like let's go up hey everybody this is purity canyon let's go back down and then they just like they don't even stay up there they park the bus at home for a month because they don't feel like going up there i don't i don't i don't know they can only handle the stress the idea that i get from this is i'm assuming like because it's purity canyon that there's some it's like some type of reservoir

13:06 and they're they're trying to conserve it sure that's the only but they but they never talk about it they never bring it up you just have to assume that that's not until they start touching the water yeah it becomes that it becomes a problem until later on when you've made friends with them it's like no that's okay you could the most strength he has ever shown by eating a legendary like he couldn't hit him in the first film but he can throw the whole ass on by the way this could have won the whole league inside there just catch me too by his weakness just catch him be like i have to catch a brother just leave off he brings him to the water you guys you know what no i'll bring you to nurse joy and get in the [ __ ] ball i'm still trying to

13:53 pick the decks bro so i would have done that if you would have died i would have felt bad but then i also would like imagine walking to the league like uh tobias did with the [ __ ] darkrai and ladies imagine walking with me two people like yo what yo there's some donald disney this is just grabbed he's got your boulders literally just picks up the pig actually wouldn't want every lead he won a lola though he didn't even need a mewtwo rangers was there a league in a lola though i'm not sure i'm not sure if we count a little considering rowling you know [ __ ] deciduous listen no no we don't kill lola because how one and his only flesh and blood grandfather said wait a minute oh he just asleep

14:40 he got three seconds to win wakes up tanks a [ __ ] um skirt chapel is that what it is or no they connect i'm sorry they connect with ray bird with whatever [ __ ] uh rowlet use which i still do that i don't know what it is they connect and the situation's like just fully wrong pokemon to their younger version just doesn't make sense bro [ __ ] that everybody that worked in it too evie oh yeah and then uh freaking uh what guzman's pokemon just just [ __ ] on them that was the most competitive like realistic the most competitive thing that i ever done in pokemon because like that happens to confederate time we were like oh [ __ ] that and then you switch out and then like they just happen to hit you yeah

15:25 all right let's bring this back around mewtwo is like hmm the bus is floating i guess i should fix it and then he puts it back down and meowth and pikachu are like the [ __ ] you saved the people for they're like you like them don't you squidward and he's like no if they died out here more people would come and they'd find us that's it i hate people that's why i only let them do it once a month actually what if it's not one of once a month means it's just wiping their memories they were already here last week they wrote once a day and he was like rewrite that [ __ ] i don't feel like that yeah so you just like put them down on their way go to beardy cannon so back at the at the cabin luna's just like oh hey don't you worry about it we're going to stay here for a month we're going to be

16:10 all right um and oh yeah like if you guys really want to get there you could take a boat down the river um oh so there are more ways to get to the freaking canyon but we can't you can only take the bus once a month how convenient unless you want to take the boat yeah but wouldn't that be more dangerous with a typhoon sure but that doesn't matter now because the typhoon doesn't affect the small moment that we get guys because right no sky boat in this one yeah probably what it works they just need a [ __ ] melody to just take them up there yeah um ash's dad so yeah they hop in a boat actually you know at home we're not there yet they mention the river but then they're like let's drink some water so it's storming hop in the boat we'll do that tomorrow storm disappears let me get a bucket of water and they're like let's drink it

16:56 brock misty pikachu togepi we love it ash like just water yeah and then we hop in the boat but they're riding on the boat oh it's so beautiful they see the lady on misty's like oh i love bug types they're actually not that bad and then kakuna and beedrill and pincers and it's like let's just backpedal because we're probably halfway there maybe we just [ __ ] it we we can't go this way misty carries that entire team back on canoes upstream i was like damn i do love that shot though we have missy pat and you just have rock and ash like like it was pretty great there are some genuine there's some genuine good comedy in here it's like it gets muddled by everything else oh yeah it's awful um so yeah they go back and let's see so

17:42 we're back in the drawing board trying to figure out how to get to purity canyon but brock suggests we climb the mountain but luna says it's the highest mountain in johto which isn't mount silver the highest mountain in johto is that not the statistic it's supposed to be it's i mean like with mount silver is like a huge like snow cap yeah there's no snow on this mountain so i don't understand so i was cut off it's just like part of the part of me is just like there's no there's like this entire movie i'm just like no and then the fact that that brock has the audacity of being like we'll just climb it no i already said you can't do that you have to take the bus or the boat or the boat uh but yeah the only way to survive is if you're a pokemon of certain conditions yada yada

18:28 excuse me there's flying over there you tell me butterfree they can survive the extreme conditions of the purity lake speaking of the butterfree mewtwo watches and he's like wow they were born on this planet they deserve to be alive i'm a clone i should die again he's just really depressing you know what it is saying nietzsche's been listening to my chemical romance he literally like in this movie he's literally just a emo kid from 2007. he's like he's one of the emo myspace kids from like 200 like seven to three christmas what did you say that's a muse chemical rebirth which is like i i feel like mewtwo is a little bit a little bit better written in terms of like what he

19:13 says compared to some of the other characters in this movie but if we go off of his last line in the in the first movie of is what you choose to do with the gift of life it's almost like you forgot about it it's almost like you forgot i don't think you forgot i think it's just my dude depression is a [ __ ] real thing like sure he's in an island by himself it has an interactive but these bootleg pokemon that he created so like i feel like they still love him yeah to a degree to a degree we we have we have we have like half of the group pikachu and a pikachu who i don't understand why pikachu is so salty but apparently he is rabbit dude i think that the problems that they use this movie or expect whatever to make mewtwo more human and like if you think about it like he is going through like i mean he's the only

19:59 [ __ ] intelligent person in that whole island so like don't you don't talk that dude did he fly away with mew at the end of the first movie with mewtwo yeah no no mewtwo and mu aren't they together yeah and flying away where the [ __ ] is meow yeah you're [ __ ] like why isn't it africa and you appeared at the very end yeah you appeared at the very end of the movie not with mewtwo just like when ash saw him in the clouds okay oh he's probably like a tour guide i think he's right here you go this is working his way to gen 4 my next cameo is instead i love how mewtwo has the audacity of this immediate is like mew my nemesis i was like dude you barely you've just met him in the first movie later how do you know you don't even know you [ __ ] exist

20:44 like mew's not even that intelligent either so i imagine he's like oh he looks like me but great cool um yeah pikachu me out they're trying to convince me to like hey they're giving the same speech like oh the same way the same air the same sky we can all be friends saint moon yeah and she's like ah i don't believe it is [Music] um come back to the cabin there's a nice little knock on the door and these two travelers arrive we have colin colin calyx who's some medical professor supposed to be really important trying to study the water of purity lake so we can heal humans then we've got domino who um i don't know if i ever took it out of the script but that was she was very special ladies we find out she was 15. again at the time of release she's like

21:30 she's like so it's okay yeah yeah so domino's like oh my gosh i love you luna i want to be just like you when i grow up blah blah blah blah blah but anyway he's like cullen's like i want to study the water so could we go up there they're like oh again once a month but i wanted okay you know what i'm sorry not until something happens can we go up there uh team rocket they crashed the party because i guess they went through the back porch dropped some fireworks it says firecrackers at people because like instead of being like hey wheezing he's like smokescreen yeah they're like fireworks they forget their pokemon exist this movie they just don't throw anything out i was gonna pick arbok but it's not there so speaking of which if anyone wants to

22:15 pick me off again please he's really rocking in the polls um but yes the team rocket uses like electric proof wire catches pikachu dip out colin's trying to stop me like hey you could be better people the weather's dangerous and they're like nah [ __ ] it we're still gonna leave why does everybody let them monologue why does nobody do anything why they're just like yeah we got pikachu and we figured we have this this wire we're gonna get away in our air balloons why is nobody doing anything why are they just standing there being like you won't get away with this my pikachu how dare you take it it's called respect you're not gonna stop them from talking there's a few times where they've been i think in 2000 we're like i'll just catch i'll catch the motto on dvd or whatever there's a there's a scene in uh in uh gen 3 in uh holland where team rocket does they're like

23:02 extended prepare for trouble and the whole time in the background you see may and ash and max just saving the pokemon from the cake basically like the tai chi rocket's gone like they're like twin twins all the pokemon are gone these guys are like [ __ ] gone on a car is this the one where james like repeats himself three times is this the movie where that happens i don't know i know that they do the motto like six times in this movie though like when you hear that like i got hype as [ __ ] right this is the movie where unfortunately he doesn't laugh yeah crazily i feel like they tried making him manly but at the same time like here's the manly juice and the feminine juice and then went little mainly juice

23:47 [ __ ] she's like james okay james i heard jews i'm like all james is like wrong but then they try to give him these like manly moments yeah it's a good mixture i love it yeah james is great great character um yeah team rocket they're like sorry we don't care about the weather and they start getting all like tossed around in the balloon and this is where luna's like damn can't do anything about it actually i have to she's like all right i'm a mountain climber by the way and now we go up the hill because now it's convenient because we have to go after pikachu i'm the person that knows this mountain the best excuse me wait a minute i thought you said no one goes up there except me when i want to now we can go because i'm luna the doctor that's probably why it takes so long for the bus because this [ __ ] is climbing the mountain [Laughter] oh let's see so you got team rockets

24:34 like pikachu colin try to stop him suddenly a rock climber in the middle of the storm uh so the rock starts to tumble as it's going down the hill they're they're walking up they're like yeah we're gonna do this and domino's like it'd be so scary if i stayed back there by myself and then a big rock falls colin's like i can't see and domino does like a [ __ ] would you guys call last night [ __ ] they get naruto and maybe yeah she literally jumps like 13 feet above colin in front and she's like did you really like this character i did like domino oh my goodness i liked her not for her personalities that's i just i remember liking her design i think she's a good character but she does kind of suck and she has a lot of just like i don't want to call it

25:20 plot convenience because it doesn't work out but like we get to the staff [ __ ] later yeah but um the black tula exactly yes she dodged the boulder storm picks up team rockets balloons getting thrashed all around and somehow as the balloon flies by the mountain the hook that they have in the mountain moves to the [Applause] the clip comes off of the mountains and gets attached to the hot air balloon it's just like if my elbow hears the balloon and all of a sudden it's just like whoops it just happens um but in doing that that's how convenient not to mention that basket [ __ ] her um luna should have been dead

26:06 just drags her across the side of the mountain but during the chaos this is the perfect moment for domino to be like hmm ah there's mewtwo with her binoculars hey boss i got him and then she parkours up the rope and you remember those like fuzzy images that we were having back in the base yeah i fixed that [ __ ] too i got the new hd 4k guys they caught you in 4ks uh yes domino she's up there the whole team climbs up like wait a second domino what's up she rips off the clothes she works for team rocket i'm the you know me is domino but they know me as agent0596 domino s-a-s-a-09 i hate it

26:52 also known as the black tulip yeah i never reveal my real name only people don't know me as this even though she's probably like her name is probably domino she's only she said that's how she's just like messing with everyone she's like like oh i need a secret identity i don't really vibe with any other nail i'm just going to call myself domino i'm going to tell them that's not my real name yeah there's drew they run to facebook oh hey domino i found you yeah dominator actually chris no no it's crystal oh yeah this is where domino she's like she just defies [ __ ] gravity yeah and like out of the out of the the ship and like hitches on with her heel or something and says bye balloon and pops it with the tool up kills

27:38 kills balloon for kids and adults she don't give no [ __ ] [ __ ] and i'm like okay i'm fine yeah balloon falls the the crew and team rocket gets separated everything happens your body pulls in with the ship it's crazy to see competent team rockets yeah really but yeah she pulls out a glider rocket oh i see his losers i think it's the actual line i wouldn't doubt it you could tell me i'm like yeah it was in the movie like i just i just like how like every time they meet someone else from team rocket they just get [ __ ] who are you right whenever they meet her i know let me just say oh you think you're team rocket [ __ ] you you're just the grunts that like we

28:23 you're on payroll but well first of all they're kids because yeah so like when you compare them to the full-grown adults or actually okay so yeah domino pulls out a glider flies to giovanni ship as they continue to like pull into mewtwo's area um and then pikachu somehow escapes the wire and team rocket the comedic part jesse james meowth are like oh no i wonder what it's gonna do all of ours yes so they get shocked and then all of a sudden i think i put clone at you in here to differentiate um yeah climate change pops up and he's like listen [ __ ] i don't know what

29:09 you're doing on my island and ashley's pikachu's like i'm sorry who are you i i'm sorry i didn't want to be here but like could you help me he's like oh [ __ ] what are you doing on my island i'm real tired of your [ __ ] which i don't understand like why is clowning you so [ __ ] mad at pikachu after the first movie happened and there was a great oh he never agreed with the view he's like yeah mewtwo might feel this way i don't let him represent me like [ __ ] this guy [ __ ] everything but we had a beautiful like i like to imagine that cocky little like the bye like pikachu at the end of the movie like i'll see ya was more like a [ __ ] you i'm gone i kind of won miss your memories do you see a little piss that's what all the sparkles were oh she was like cloned she was so

29:56 goddamn angry can we get clone shoe like as a gift from one of the games i'm curious i know i'm not picking first unfortunately but it's clonachou actually and not like the the normal people we discussed this last night yeah i said what if i chose clone meowth is it still just me out oh yeah yeah that was like if you pick venusaur two i think you still picked venusaur unfortunately yeah so pikachu would still fall under the one-time use one even though it's like not pikachu it's pikachu i'm not picking it up yeah i was just asking well pikachu carried this movie so i could see if you would want to it took there wasn't much to carry the movie yeah it really wasn't um but at this point yeah peek it clone and choose right in his mouth mewtwo pops in and says hey it's not worth the fight you probably shouldn't

30:42 cloneachu says [ __ ] you ghost of attack and mewtwo's like stop stop this i i literally was like mewtwo's about to kill a poke like i thought it's either gonna compress [Applause] my first thought is but then as i saw the scene i saw him stop and i saw this going down i was like is mewtwo just gonna do the parent thing it'll be like no stop which is what he did she's gonna smash throw him off the side and then clone and she was like oh uh so yeah at this point mewtwo's doing this like hey we're useless

31:27 it's not worth the fight blah blah blah and james is like this is like the sequel to a movie i missed it's like ah it's funny because you were there but you memory white it was a funny moment um but in this moment the real team rocket like they're swooping in with all their planes they're going to avengers assemble and all the strange things on your left yes you mean to tell me that like helicopters air balloons have not flowed over this passage before no oh okay cool this is the highest mountain in johto dante that's them pulling this off but not having to believe it was because of the lack of aircraft the mewtwo is a [ __ ] they found a way they found a will they have flying types i must kill the people uh so here

32:13 clonachew now i'm trying to remember how exactly maybe it's like we saw them come in but they didn't officially approach they're still like miles out but then pikachu clonachews ranting like that's not fair you get to see the world and i [ __ ] don't it was like a little montage of waterfalls and [ __ ] and pikachu's like i'm sorry i didn't i didn't know you existed until five minutes ago like i my existence isn't like it's so collapsible isn't your problem coach is the greatest thing because when you think about it there's so much hatred in that clone uh that i swear to god that clone has to be the original bbq because there's so much hatred in this little guy imagine i just like part of me is just like okay i i can understand close to maybe getting some resentment but like how how long have they been in

32:59 this this this island it's like why haven't you just left at this point bro nothing later on in the movie mewtwo's just like should i let them go or should i keep them here it's like i don't think mewtwo would have done anything if you would have been like nah bro i'm gonna live my life you know what you learned at the end of the first movie you should have kept with i'm going out there and i'm gonna i don't know remember when youtube did this and the whole [ __ ] world started like tsunami and now he's just like oh no they have balloons dude oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] they can't do that next quick just yeah yeah he's got like a little spoon shown in there like can i have some no i am a i'm a clone i don't deserve to

33:44 live papa chalky dude you two in the chat i also want to bring i also want to bring up how they're all living and like they're all living in a cave but yet they all like mewtwo has just one singular tv just set up in there it's like oh is it am i trying to watch teletubbies no i'm watching the bus it's it's that time of the month again can watch your cartoons later um but yeah so that's the game giovanni has some little monologue he's like we'll meet at sunrise like why sunrise like why why do we have to wait like six hours before you're right there so i remember hearing that and i was like oh you're just probably weaker out there like as a kid that's what i thought when i saw it yeah it's just like uh he's weaker at night there's sunrise and as we're pulling i mean your theory

34:30 by the end of the movie might prove true i don't i don't think anything's out of the real possibility with this plot um yeah we back to the the regular crew who's been washed up on another island like oh we got to get over there that's where everybody is uh so how do we do this luna is like that's a tree and ash is like i got this bulbasaur chickarito razor leaf make a boat because precision oh this this part pissed me pissed me off so bad okay because it's a hollow [ __ ] dead tree it's basically bark and just rotted wood there's a big ass hole in the center of it they could hit with two razor leaves and it fills in the center and then makes a [ __ ] canoe out of it it's like what hold the [ __ ] up because convenience we need to get to

35:15 the island and we're out of a boat so yeah they start to row across the sea say you know let's go save pikachu mewtwo's watching like all right we'll see what happens see what happens when they get here uh meanwhile klonochi is giving his little like soapbox speech like hey listen mewtwo is dumb ass we have to go fight otherwise we die or they're going to capture us and experiment on us whole nine yards we gotta fix this pikachu that hasn't looked mewtwo right in the eyes he says hey look at me i'm the captain oh do we forget about the rocket balls that are just like one shotting not yet okay that's not yet they haven't started to decide okay so at this point basically all but like six pokemon are like well cmu2 and they take off to go fight team rocket um

36:05 it's weird because it's like venusaur charizard rapidash i think vile plume and like two other pokemon are the only ones that don't go okay poison poison i think grasshorn practically all the water pokemon go yeah blastoise is the only starter that goes right the [ __ ] beach has no moves to hurt him who uh blessed us rip his shell off it's not super effective but it's still going to hurt yes water cannons removed oh don't not like gore and viscera um but to make sure that no trouble happens the pokemon lock team rocket up in a cage except for meowth because he can talk to humans so we might need him they don't have to lock me up

36:55 ah the same voice opportunity to get pikachu because that's what's priority right now not not that our own team is coming to maybe kill us by accident but it's a it's like the boss is here don't give a [ __ ] this pikachu get them right in front of them we'll be mad hey boss i finally did it i got the people all the tip was you putting the fear of god into everybody so yeah the clones they all hop in the water swim right on whatever they need to ash's pikachu decides to go along his riding on dugong and mewtwo is just watching like i could stop them but should i they should make their own choice i don't deserve to be here so they just they kind of just do this thing um as they reach the [ __ ] the island we cut back to the gang who's like oh man we gotta

37:40 we gotta start charging up these stairs because we they got bypass each other somehow yeah we're like the gang the pokemon go to fight team rocket while ash and everyone arrive on the island like where'd everybody go um and then on their way up the stairs they find like a little bit of water and colin takes it like oh yes this could save the human race but luna's like probably shouldn't do that we're gonna [ __ ] up the water and this is where we meet kenai's favorite part um can i talk about uh quality of life equals quality of water yeah is that is that what we're coming up on yeah i mean if that was true then obviously uh alpha sapphire would be rated way better yeah i want everything when it shows quality of life at this point for a new video game where it's just like oh we're doing an enhanced port for ps5

38:27 here's some quality of life changes water it's water more water more water could save the human race too much water um see after they're checking out the water to get a little sample out from the bushes come out little baby rye horns and little baby needle queens um problem is this is a [ __ ] neato tree so oh fun fact nato canada queen can't breathe yeah yeah they're different egg groups yeah so you can't breathe period yeah queen can't breed period yeah like once it becomes knit arena it is not able to breed mechanic-wise which is weird which admittedly is weird yeah it's weird so i'm okay with them having a knitted queen being able to breed that's not the issue though it's that it's a [ __ ] nino queen

39:14 it's a fully evolved pokemon and it's like which i'll give it to i'll give it to them they are cute yeah they're going logistically doesn't make sense why i read it's because it's the clones all the babies that doesn't make sense i understand that's just what i read it still doesn't make sense if it's cloned and it has everything processing lies as a normal nidoqueen should be it should still be popping out meteorands just say if i clone myself that's a bad example if i clone a woman and she gets impregnated is she giving birth to a full-grown person an adult that is just minuscule like a baby so we don't know because we don't know how the clinic works sure we don't but it sounds wrong right yeah yeah yeah so i think you know things wrong i don't

39:59 know my favorite part is i was like oh they just [ __ ] up it's like when they said alexander instead of spicer it's not they just drew needle queen instead of like baby kangaskhan that's all it is and then one goes look at the baby needle queen i was like think about how powerful this little [ __ ] is going to become nobody is [ __ ] it's gonna know like it's gonna struggle for like its entire life until it's like 40. it's going to murder itself dude look at the endurance that builds up though that would have been like if team rocket would have said that they should have caught it how rare in the black market will be a baby oh yeah absolutely because it doesn't it shouldn't [ __ ] exist it's freaking nature where i can't imagine how that whole sequence would go be like really like a woman initially she was like she

40:45 was like she looks at her husband and she's like i really want a baby nidoqueen like imagine and he goes babe that doesn't exist baby right like small rhyhorn's logical yeah compared to oh yeah i'm just saying how small it is oh gosh oh this movie so come back to the clone army they're here like hey we're on the island let's get ready to fight when team rocket just like busts out over the horizon and just starts shooting like red lasers at all the pokemon which is just like knocking them out like oh i'm dead imagine shadow ball with pink

41:32 basically yeah which it's something i don't know gyarados at any point was like i could do like a sick backflip smack this thing out of the sky i'm just going damn what's that yeah i'm sorry damn watch that this is john hinge just scaring me i love how like you said that they came out from the mountains or whatever didn't we just see them like fly over yeah yeah so did they go back into hiding and they came out again and why was anybody surprised it wasn't sunrise yet so they had to wait and then here we are okay we're gonna sleep so as every pokemons get hit with this laser they're becoming immobile they start to pass out and then the team rocket pokeballs master balls labeled with an

42:19 r on them from the [ __ ] sky the absolute convenience of master balls in this game they're not missing they're not they're just dropping because like i think i'd probably be more okay with it if i just saw them raining down it's like just like a crowd rusting a pokeball yeah but you're like not this one it's like like lasers set to be like yeah or just like it just hit everyone but it's okay instant capture and then mewtwo goes no and breaks them all and i was like why don't you stop them from why don't just force field over them there's so many weird things with this movie we're just like okay mewtwo definitely displays like huge bouts of power yeah why is there any issue yeah

43:05 why why because he doesn't belong here he should be conflicted with the idea of being a god like yeah i help my creations i understand that but there's part of me that that really that realistically thinks that at some point as everybody got there uh you could have just did exactly what you did in the first at the end of the first movie yes storm yeah just like ah at that point everybody's memories are erased they don't know you're there do that we don't get to watch mewtwo get eaten in the water that's true you're right you're right you're right but yeah so only pokemon that don't get captured are the two me out the two pikachus um they're running from everything about to get shot by laser mewtwo's like yup stop whichever record that clone of you was about to get captured he was quivering and then ash's pikachu shoots the ball

43:50 and then he grabs things like we gotta go and then there's the part where like clone off gets tased yeah and regularly off is like hey [ __ ] sorry i didn't mean to hurt you the [ __ ] out of his face he goes i'm sorry did i hurt you no there's visible scars in my face because he [ __ ] tickled me i'm sorry the same way you tickled me so hard that i left march permanently [Laughter] um yeah as their mewtwo pops in to save the day lets all the pokemon loose et cetera et cetera um giovanni's like oh man must suck to be the pokemon you left on the island my team's already going to get them so mewtwo is like do i stay here and fight do i go protect my other babies i don't really know what to do

44:36 we don't belong here we don't belong here maybe i should let him die i don't really know oh this whole movie man uh cut back to the island we have ash and the crew walking up and we have team rocket just put these like bracelets around their torsos like sorry we can't have you in which you don't do anything which literally you do nothing yeah it just keeps them like this two whole ass pikachus one in each hand he's like you good are you guys yeah he's like he's like you're good why they literally have fun why do they show such confidence in certain things and then when it comes down to like doing one thing right it's just like where is the consistency but yeah to get to this point they're captured mewtwo's like you know what fine i'm gonna save my pokemon he takes up all the clones that left

45:22 goes back to the island and we have oh what um did he did the pikachu's got heated yet i don't think they got eaten no not yet okay well anyway they're about to get eaten into a rock yeah so um yeah as the crews getting captured domino's like oh look baby needle queen that's when she acknowledges it it [ __ ] ruins the fact that they could have just been like oh we drew the wrong pokemon oops uh yeah this is where they're like hey mewtwo uh we're gonna hurt these babies if you don't surrender you know they're evil with they're threatening babies the baby knitted queens yeah so mewtwo's like all right cool we're done uh we're gonna go save the babies they go over there they use the leverage uh and team rocket like launches the pikachus into like a rock

46:08 and they're like dead now um youtube's like all right stop don't touch anybody else i'll i'll surrender and then these two machines that look like dumb freaking domino's tulip just displaying multiple different functionalities shoots lasers attacks yeah like scyther coming down right now she's gonna be a samus in smash because like she has the omni gun tattoo do you know what that's you know what omni gun [ __ ] just because we always make a reference to this series you know you and you yo and kava just the card to stop somebody from shooting the gun that's right with the tools just because of making you your reference in every episode this [ __ ] turns metal like [ __ ] it popped a balloon it turned into a staff it shot lasers

46:54 they they all uh yeah you know batman has better why isn't that a poke ball why like you know things in her head it's just yours now yeah you know the battering different functions that's the same thing bro yeah yeah that's what it is the black philip yeah i just i don't i don't know if i'm okay with it that's all that's all so yeah these two machines start capturing you two and they're hurting him zapping his energy whatever but he's like fighting back as well also i love i love the line earlier where giovanni's like you can't do anything to machines i was like bro what the the thing about previously being in my clutches is that i know how to beat you mewtwo wrecks the machine he goes aha now i see that my machine house

47:39 flaws you taught me that my machines do have limits so here's two more that are the exact same but they're stronger is just like i wanted you but now i'm going to [ __ ] talk you um well you know how you can fix this whole special if your body just just delete it no no no i want to show it to this island and then if we go from two to z it makes more so it should be me to z

48:25 yeah yeah not even mega music music it's on the outside so we're welcoming and uh [Music] so all the pokemon are being consolidated one spot pikachu met back up and ash is like oh my god button this is where he picks him up with the bracelet he was like what do i do and then luna and connor like don't worry we got it while they're contained they pull out the water and like rehydrate both pikachus and they're like oh everything's better now it's just again like they're confined as they shouldn't yeah and then after they save everyone the pikachu is like we're okay domino's like shut the [ __ ] up over there

49:11 that's like [ __ ] [ __ ] like that's all she does to stop him is really inconvenient but anyway let me see all the pokemon trainers are locked into a cage team rocket starts sucking up the water which is polluting the lake like real team rocket not goofy team rocket uh and then this pisses off all the bug pokemon the lydia and the butterfree the b drill we just start to swarm the island um the first time the giovanni's persian ever shows fear it's like i don't like it persian turns into misty for a second and it's like all right bugs jubani's just like shut up yeah when do you ever attack all you do is sit by my side gary was beat by mewtwo

49:57 i want the other cat shut up you just i just it's like my favorite moment in the movie where like i think it's the first time we see persian exist outside of being like this it just stands there and smiles and then it's like it's like shut up it's just like everything they were trying to do with the anxiety terrain it's hard to try to apply it to a person it didn't work depression just imagine like tyranitar comes out like the mastermind is like shut up get in the dark dark evil tyranitar um as these bug types are flying over the island they're using sleep powder which knocks out a grunt which starts

50:42 like a chain reaction which then just blows which is another great moment of the movie where he's just like oh what's good yeah because blow torches should have the savior when you let go they stop but this one's jammed or something so it just falls into some machine we don't see it you see it fall into the abyss and then everything blows up so i assume a lot of team rocket died that day and i i assume mewtwo was just okay with this happening instead of just resetting everything from the get-go was okay with team rocket members dying they tried to hurt his pokemon i just want to say the first problem with this is clearly in the first movie from when you two first decided to blow up the mansion giovanni should have been dead he's somehow alive he found him to live what is this suit made out of because i want that vibranium

51:28 this is he just pops the collar i'm saying i saw uh he just puts persian up in front like protect me so that's like a he has like a liquid kevlar suit like it's made out of like shedded mewtwo flakes i don't like mewtwo flakes what about sure that's better you'll see flakes so this explosion somehow like blows open the cage and everybody's free all their bracelets just fall off yeah just break i guess they were scientifically configured with something that blew up which then broke the latches it all works out in the end um so everyone's like let's go protect mewtwo except for colin and luna like i want to go check on the water make sure that's at room temperature so they run off to go do that um and then domino gets into a fight with a bunch of scyther

52:14 and this is where she's like ah not today turns into a stab and she starts swinging it and jumping and dashing uh and as she launches over them there's a little moment which i thought was irrelevant where she's like team rocket mop the floor like jesse james um and because they mop the floor [ __ ] black tulip slips for like 30 seconds it eventually just like slams into a bucket which gives like this perfect upskirt for the lady and they're just back there like okay i see you just a whole swarm stop because a woman fell over um yeah now we're back at it cohen's up there he's like oh dude the water's safe there's like a four second moment where we see the lake colin's like okay it's safe and then we cut back to

53:00 the action like i feel like we could have put that elsewhere yeah like later but it was just not at all we're not we know the water's safe uh so this is the best part so we see mewtwo being attacked um he's out here like what's going on how do you know who i am and actually like team rocket told us by the way we're going to try and save you because you saved my pikachu so i guess we're at the part where what would happen if ash tried to punch this thing because i guess the legendary is not the villain this time so we're looking at the machines and i guess you don't have to guess because we see what happens i start slowing hands with the machine and brock's like and then broccoli is like you know what i'm getting in too like he's like so hyped up for it he's like yo what you're doing i'm feeling it because i just i don't i just love the fact that this movie is just like okay

53:47 ash and brock have two brain cells then the pikachus get in on it yeah they knock it over and like yes we did it and the thing's just like say what yeah and rotates that's where all the animation budget went and the scenes where misty's pulling brock away because it suddenly goes from like 20 frames to like 800 when she's and he's like whoa like brock's movements are stupid fluid i missed he's pulling him away i just love the fact that like mewtwo is essentially a super saiyan because there's an animation later on

54:32 yes yes yes the aura so he goes because kaioken here later on so i paused the movie i was like oh wait a minute he just went super saiyan oh daniel i'm making a reference um so yeah at this point they knock over the schmidt the the champion the machine they knock over the meat they not over the machine uh which is literally nothing so you two's like all right i'll use the last of my power to fix this because you guys are useless which he blows up the machines with psychic power which then drains him of every energy he has like don't worry we'll take him to the lake and we'll save them is that what happens yeah i thought the second machine literally just blew up by itself it freaked out that the one got blown up it was like oh my god and then geoflossa gioman is like thanks machine you showed me the weakness of my

55:18 machine here's the third set which i like how domino was like even if you destroy them we'll just we'll just make more okay shut up you're gonna have to wait till next sunrise anyway you're gonna have to wait a month for the next bus i know oh [ __ ] our airships are useless until next month i know we have i know you guys haven't brought it up yet but have you talked about freaking giovanni's wanking hands no it just crushes machines like nothing yeah i was like do we need to show that why is he just crushing things with his right hand

56:03 yeah leonardo dicaprio would have never got inspiration you know when uh tim rocket uh with me out this though oh if we catch this pokemon and the boss in the morning and then they do the whole like here's why we need to catch spinner acts yeah if you look the boss is always [ __ ] yeah like he's always buffed and no matter what the snare is swimming dancing like they always have giovanni like super shredded those like the first two gens were like giovanni was like a mystery yeah like you only ever saw like chin and chest and it was like giovanni shadow and then eventually it's just like oh there he is we know what he looks like his flashlight is right i don't think her father because that's when giovanni it takes place during the mewtwo movie so giovanni's doing the thing with the lab so

56:50 at the gym is jessie and james i think they have nida i think it's neato queen yeah or needle king and arcanine or something no dog right on that's what yeah uh gary has yeah giovanni it's a bucky anything and then they they reference giovanni again and um you actually see him he's related giovanni in his bright ash orange suit uh mewtwo's like i'm dead and brock and ash like let's carry him into the lake team rocket pulls in like hey you're not going anywhere that's mine i don't remember him ever releasing them from their balls but at some point it is him carrying mewtwo over his shoulder and then chicorita and [ __ ] bulbasaur just magically appear behind sticking their [ __ ] hands up before you keep going i'm gonna tell you this is where my confusion came in

57:36 okay so i grabbed pokemon forever right which i haven't seen in a while but a lot more recent this i have only ever seen this once and i combined those two movies with some anime stuff right so in my mind and this hap remember when i said i was watching do you remember when i said i was watching pokemon forever and i'm like wow this is a lot different than i remember so here's what happened in my brain i don't know how now we have to watch these episodes let me transition i have this line let me transition into that because i put to because when team rocket attacks brock's like hey me and misty got this they bring out the pokemon and at this point brock has a goal back but we know forever he's got a crowbar which means this movie came before so if we just didn't watch it it wouldn't have [ __ ] everything up which is this should have come before forever he does don't trigger it exactly which means john you're a [ __ ] suicune isn't even in this movie so here's what

58:22 i remember i remember the lake being polluted and then there's mewtwo and celebi yeah right which obviously didn't happen and then i remember they went to throw it to the lake and the lake was cropped and i remember uh suicune going like you see the waves right that happens in the [ __ ] anime and it's nothing to do with legendaries uh it has nothing to do with that lake it's just a lake that's polluted and then they show you the scene of me too walking just to show you that he can purify water that is it like he there's that part of the story so i combined that for some reason with this movie and then for some reason i was like oh mitch and sylvia are on this in the same movie yeah i think it was the whole idea of the lake it's what i put together which is what i figured was the case

59:08 body of water is same as other bodies yeah so i mean water is quality life this time they're kind of the same thing like a lake of purity that can cure anything and then a lake that can purify like except in this movie the lake worked we didn't like time travel right right and uh the other problem i had was this that i think i mixed it up too because of the jodo stuff because like they both have jodo months yeah so i think that because i haven't seen this one so long but when i watch forever i was like something's not right what when did you because i could say like me too when does me to come in do you like to go super saiyan youtube a lot in that movie like it was just like like how like when like threw him like over the shoulder like ash put all of like his weight into that throat and you hear me

59:54 two just go oh we need the line that goes with that let's transition into that so yeah ash bulbasaur and chikorita shoving their vines up his ass up the hill i mean she was like literally why are you helping me i don't belong here i'm trash i should be dead and ash is like you're a good guy and then ash our beauty's like you must be one of those humans the good ones uh you're one of a kind you're unique you're willing that's what unique means me too thanks isn't everybody unique you know what i mean uh but he doesn't remember ash or doesn't think much of him beforehand because you two remember ash because that was the whole thing i'm like you know what you're a good kid i could learn a lot from you and now it's just like wow you're a good kid i can learn a lot from you like he

1:00:40 me too does remember him because he he remembers obviously child's flying in it's like those kids again yeah but here's like i forgot how good of a kid you were thanks man i appreciate it he was probably he was probably like the whole thing was he was like um this could have just been a fluke time changes time progresses he couldn't and that's why he's like huh so you really are just a nice guy so uh ash is like well mewtwo you're pretty unique too and he's just like no i'm trash uh so ash rolls up with uh mewtwo and actually like yeah we gotta get mewtwo in that water colin's like you can't you'll ruin the planet he's like i don't [ __ ] care whole ass mon into the center of the

1:01:25 lake just just just just for just for reference because if i'm recalling this correctly mewtwo is about as heavy or heavier than charizard that's right i think so god damn why that just shows ash could pick up charizard if he needs this this is why ash literally throws himself into every everything in every movie that we've seen so far well i've seen there was a grav and this is totally off topic but there was a graph of ash like being able to do different [ __ ] and just be human like there's a clip of him with flesh ender on his arm and fletching was like 80 pounds or something and he's like what's up bird and that's just like what about holding cosmium yeah it was a whole graph of those like

1:02:13 ashes just obscene human strength and it was all right when he picked up the entire um because cosmium's like nine 999.9 tons or something he picked up on entire entire universe yeah whole series for once ash actually carried a series i was like i was agreeing with you and you're like yeah when you picked up the alolan region like is the only good thing that came out of that whole like i know ralph was pretty great now [ __ ] her [ __ ] you it's about hold on um yeah so music is launched into the lake and just starts to have this because he's i guess he's like dead but then the water gives him like a rebirth so he starts to have like the same memories from the first movie he falls in that water for like a silence that's a deep lake

1:02:59 it's a very deep lake that must be where the baby nidoqueens were drawn i'm which is going to bring up questions for later events um see he's diving down there living his life and he starts to like receive mew for the first time like i'm ready to be and then it kind of just chills for a little bit um but then so giovanni flies in like where'd you put the [ __ ] mewtwo i need him so much breaks out of the water he's just like you know what super saiyan youtube i'm stronger now because i'm born it was it was a very christian-like moment where it's like i'm a born-again christian and all of a sudden like i have the power of jesus except i have the power of mewtwo and i'm about to kill you

1:03:44 i have the power of being hydrated this water helped me have you guys seen team foursome when vegeta loses a dragon ball and he's on the water that yeah yeah right original as well um so yeah big beam of light which shad covers everything and then team rockets like tell i don't know exactly what this beam of light is if we're doing the time travel teleport rewind thing again it evaporates the lake moves it to night time yeah it changes the time of day gets rid of all the water um teleports team rockets to the beach and all of them collectively don't know why they're there yeah like literally it just does everything he just big bang that island freaking transferred the entirety of that top plate into a mountain what's the move that

1:04:31 diagonal uses uh raw time time that i think that's what mises what happened to the rest of the mountain that was there where did that get transferred you mean to tell me we read this entire movie where mewtwo could have did this [ __ ] and just didn't do it so this happens that colin and luna are just like oh man the water's gone but we do have this sample i guess we could try and recreate it i don't know what it's like why so we could heal humans why did we need this subplot in here so we can fix society it's water with sugar what is this subplot oh i found the water okay but we can't use it i'm going to create a synthesis of this synthetic water so

1:05:18 this is where we find it mewtwo teleports everything underwater the pokemon everything is like yo this is where everybody's gonna be safe but like okay we'll get to it it's it's he's like everything's gonna be safe now i moved

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