Pokemon: Gotta Watch 'Em All! | Pokemon Heroes | Pokemon Movie Podcast

0:00 [Music] thank you guys for watching we'll see you next week all right let's turn it off really chill at the first time just be like hey everyone this is cg danny b hey i actually just i just did that on the video like my detective video the

0:46 lacuna i just did that i was like hey it starts off starts off with a nice saks rift [Applause] hey you guys what is up cgna to be back again with another episode of pokemon gotta watch them all the podcasts we watch all of the pokemon movies we talk about them we see what we love what we hate and then we rank them and then we do some pull stuff which is cool as always i have the same crew of misfits with me i've got sherry blur himself yo i've got dwarven lion hello i have chris harvey too and i've got john no boy princeton that's what i've got nope mcconnell forever no finger mirror neither how are you guys doing today i'm pretty good i'm doing good i'm excited i'm excited to talk about these two yeah all right this is all new territory for me this is a new take on pokemon like i've never seen any of these movies

1:31 past this point aside from like glimpses and it's a whole new world to see exactly so so today we are talking about pokemon heroes after the catastrophe that was mewtwo returns last week um today uh so this is the fir the last gen 2 movie because it's in that weird transition between gen 2 and 3. um but yeah so first impressions uh chris what do you think of pokemon heroes oh i loved it yeah yeah like it was just like a really sweet story like i i was i was pretty captured the whole time i loved it yeah isaac i remember liking it as a kid and then as like going back 2000's always been like my go-to movie and i was like i haven't watched heroes since i was like eight or nine years old so i was excited to watch this one again yeah i also enjoyed it

2:16 because i definitely feel i'm definitely gonna be watching this one again like this is like like this was probably like the first time where like when i was watching through the movie like i was trying to determine like who my pole character is going to be i can't decide right i'm still saying there's so many that i'm like yeah no they're all good choices i know as we walked in here cuz i was like i know who my choices are you're probably going to take what i'm like okay i'm i'm expecting at least one of my one of my choices to get tonight yeah because i was sitting here trying to think who he'd be talking because i have like two or three save my head i'm like that would be cool that would be cool that want to have a guaranteed vote but will anyone else vote yeah we're good and fine okay anything anything can happen i do i do so i don't have to worry about these two

3:02 this was this was a fantastic movie for me so so good in fact i'm a little i'm personally worried i'm personally worried that this one might outrank my favorite movie on our current poll list whoa talk about that i'm curious i'm curious i'm curious to see it see i could see how everybody else's opinion is and the interesting thing is i have no nostalgia for this movie so i am looking at it with eyes unclouded by hate whatever by joy i don't know i think that's when the episodes are going to get better because of that because yeah a lot of this is like these are all like entei i remember 18 being badass and then like now all these movies are new so you're going to look at them and not judge them because you don't have the memory no i think i think that's fantastic we get to do all this without

3:49 despite this i actually wrote two pages of notes for this movie and this is this is the most that i've written in terms of things that i've written down so i'm super like not all of them are bad either like you would think i i did critique the movie sure but not all of these are bad so i'm super excited i think i found like one one critique that i had and i told you about it on discord yesterday yeah but it's so minor that i just like don't care it's it's a good flick so how do we get into the story here uh it's cold as [ __ ] in this building uh sorry lord i'm sorry in the church i'm sorry anyway start the movie off we have brock setting the scene by telling us about the world of pokemon up until now you know intro gorgeous scenes living pokemon whatever um this one i like this one a lot uh compared to the other intros because the other ones are very stale

4:36 in terms of like the pokemon existing this one you're seeing them like be alive like there's more like gyarados swimming and the technical kind of swims into frame and then you have like the gravelers and jews rolling around i'm like this one felt alive instead of being like just doodle rabbit standing in a field and then draw another one running like this like everything felt active so i think that's where the movies get better because you have proof of concept like here's the field let's add things that live in that field so yeah it's an open field i want to say it's either this movie or the next movie um like i'm not quite recalling right now but one one or two of these shots are actually reused i think so yeah um i think they were actually used in youtube returns yes the movie we don't talk about but but uh but even still like they're

5:21 they're very impressive yeah um just right now i think i assume it's all the same i know some of us watch on different sources so i am reading the intro and i do not remember this intro scene yeah okay so you don't get this i did not say the same way yeah the the kid washed up each thing no i'm sorry the museum thing yeah yeah okay i did see that okay so but i i saw the museum but i didn't see anything prior to it there wasn't like a paper cut out still frame animation i don't think so where it was kind and so so just for like visual reference it

6:07 was kind of like like like disney's hercules like when like the vase artwork like that yeah i saw that in the in the museum there was no voice acting yeah yeah i know like it was just all like moving images oh okay i was expecting like a fully voice-acted scene that i just gotcha it was just like a japanese version you actually had voice acting in there there's no monologue i'm not going to read them all over because right it's true but i do have it but it's essentially um in the american version uh they edited out or yeah they edited out the prologue of annie oakley and they basically are reading straight from the book telling you the lore of like the legend uh of alta altomare which is italian for hi-c this freaking makes the dudes one random ass lying later on in the movie makes so much more sense

6:54 yeah he's like he's like the prophecy i was like the [ __ ] yeah when obviously when you said that i was like oh this is one of those movies no prophecy and he's like the prophecy and i was like where where was it you said that was a plan on the floor not a prophecy it's a different keyword yes there are so they basically give you this long paragraph which talks about like the prophecy the prophecy yeah and the salty and everything but they completely removed that from the uh they explained it there's a couple of changes actually we'll we might get i'll get into it later so we can move on but there's there's another like kind of big bigger thing yeah that they changed too the dmr dmn but uh i realized i have a typo in here it's kind of funny but anyway so backstory there's like these two kids that get washed up on a beach adopted by parents

7:40 huge storm comes in we have to stop it these kids turn into some dragon bird things which at the moment we don't know what these are and then save the day by sacrificing the male one's life which becomes the soldier which is latios their father which i had a question about at the very end which i wasn't clear on but we'll get there um yeah so dragon bird latios sacrifices itself to save the city from the water flooding so-and-so all tomorrow so we zoom out from this book and we have two very attractive thieves trying to steal them from booms [Music] which i am like what am i talking about yeah that was like explosive um yeah they're sneaking in they're checking out this because apparently it's not a public library so they can't

8:26 be touching these books um so security comes rolling it was like from captain america uh winter soldier when stan lee comes in like oh [ __ ] the captain america suit's missing i'm so fired and they like take a book and he's like well guess that's gone oh well so they hop in a flower yes leaves a flower and like a little calling this movie are they actually okay no this makes mewtwo returns a better movie every team rocket member is known after a flower um but yeah so we're introducing these characters annie and oakley which fun fact and you know we are named after the western outlaw annie oakley much like

9:11 jesse james who are named after jesse and james named after jesse james and butch in cassidy named after butch cassidy crazy i don't know how many more of these we actually get down the road they hop out the window they're reading this book like what what is this thing it's it's the book about some dragons like yeah bloody ass ladios uh the city of baltimore we need to get this machine called the defense mechanism of altibar kind of a lazy title i don't know but we'll go with it it's about as bad as them naming talents at least ultimate's a good one yeah baltimore's a good town name but like

9:57 what makes sense um other fun fact in the english version of the movie annie and oakley are tasked with finding legendary pokemon by uh by giovanni but this doesn't happen in the original movie in japanese uh they are not a part of team rock this is the big thing that i was talking about earlier is like it creates so much confusion for me because there's certain things that are happening in the movie i'm just like but they they're a team rocket they're team rocket because they don't want to have they don't want to show that bad people exist in this world so instead when you're bad they're like oh we'll just throw the team rocket name in there and then you're gonna go like oh yeah they're team rocket they're bad yeah it just like they never uh aside from maybe that like that first little bit they never bring up team rockets and then at some point it creates confusion with their

10:43 motives and i'm just like what's going on yeah and it it i'll bring it up as a critique later as well but it's one of the things that i kind of don't care for about this movie compared to the last ones we'll get to it though cool we'll get to it uh so they hop in their car like we got to get out of here they start driving they drive off a cliff that just turns into a [ __ ] airplane cool it's just cool as transforming the coolest one we've had this is strange this entire this entire i wrote down in my notes this is a very james bond start i'm loving it i'm loving it which uh i i was writing down notes for this this was the point in which i set my phone down i just go so pokemon just says [ __ ] vehicle live they just say forget it like a team double a rocket over here so moving forward i mean we've had boats that can turn that could turn to flying

11:29 vehicles we self repel boats for forget everything i know about vehicles moving forward in pokemon i'm just gonna assume that at some point they're gonna transform and they're gonna do some [ __ ] they shouldn't be able to oh you wait till is a moped that just like transforms like like a gundam yeah yeah okay um yeah so they discover they discover in order to use this defense mechanism to do something take over the world flood it destroy the city i don't know what their motive is but they want to use it uh so they need the soul do which they have to find it

12:15 uh by finding lady awesome audios cut to the title card i did have a question here i kind of wondered has team rocket ever succeeded at anything yeah uh just not jesse and james right like original rocket are actually known like in all well i know they're better at it as the gen 5 unless they actually succeed at almost everything okay jesse and james are not sure because they're the joke yeah but like i said think about i'm like in at least anime in the movies there's very rarely an occurrence where team rocket's like i like iron masculine is like go celebi you did something versus i don't think they ever like air course i don't think they ever really talk about it more so for the fact that they don't they they just want to say that they're the bad guys but they don't necessarily want to show their accomplishments because it's a kid's show not right in the manga they do

13:01 team rocket has captured a lot of legendaries there's actually one of the later mangas were the main characters actually entrusted with releasing these legendaries and they have like a whole supply have you ever played pokemon costume yeah where you catch the pokemon they basically he has to recatch these legendaries uh illegally and then what's that you haven't heard of pokemon call cm but you can catch it over our youtube.com christopher's garvey too let's play started this morning um but yeah started this morning it did yes saturday for us for you it's like four weeks ago so you have more to watch yeah basically they have succeeded in the manga a lot and they actually succeed a lot more most of the time it's you know like team rocket gets blasted off and then these guys are like usually team rocket wins and then they

13:47 take the [ __ ] off and the heroes are like dark they gotta watch the quest dude what uh what a cool thing by the way as well to bring in the soul do yeah in the games i'm assuming this movie has is has what is the time frame in terms of movie versus so this you said it was right between the end of two and three starting yeah so like we were on the verge of having me and max but yeah it was before so that's my only critique is they shouldn't hold off and had an amx all right just me in this movie um instead of misty and the reason i say that was because this movie came out in that awkward transition where japan got it first like not the movie but the series uh i don't know if you guys watched gen 3 as if it was coming out but also warner brothers or on kidswb yeah and they did this thing we're like

14:32 we're gonna play we're gonna play the first three episodes non-stop for like the next couple weeks and they did that to promote uh the episodes because the games were just announced they were coming out and then this movie in japan this movie makes a lot of sense when it came out by the time it came out here we were already so far out in the anime that people are like why is misty yeah so by the time max wasn't introduced but mei was and uh uh by the time that yeah and to be fair it kind of works out because even if it was may like we'd have to change this whole intro we're about to get into yeah yeah just like what's what's making it like torchic she's gonna be like i got it well based off of your uh let's plays torchic exists in the water yeah it just does so link

15:19 uh but yeah see the fire tapes from water maybe that's exactly very uh very cool to bring in like an in-game item it makes makes me feel like the movies and the enemies are a little bit the the games are a little bit more connected are you supposing that i'm escaping yeah they can use the potion because it's like a small detail like that like the attention to detail like it just helps you like stay immersed into the world the great that goes with that and it's nice to see that translated right and like it like it just helps with like players connected to the game because i think it's also because like this was a good way of showing death without saying he [ __ ] died you know yeah but so this is a cool way of saying showing that without having to show like a body or we need a lot of yo's

16:04 coffin to tell you basically so yeah title card pokemon heroes fun it's in that really cool like bluish kind of font exactly so so we see this fun little race going on everyone's getting ready to start everyone's at the starting line we've got ash rocking his toed out misty rock and corsola and a bunch of other [ __ ] with really fast water pokemon that apparently can't keep up at all [Applause] as a kid i did really hope in this moment as the race was going to finish wilmer's like [ __ ] this evolved and just like just killed everybody in the canal i win again

16:52 [Laughter] yes so the race starts we get that awesome remix of master quest which is another intro i want to tell you that you say it's a mix i tried to look this up because i was listening to it it's not a myth this is the one this is the one that is the actual extended main version yeah and i was sitting there thinking i was like i don't think this is a mix they didn't they didn't need to replace this awesomeness like i forgot how good the master quest was did you confuse it with the previous song i feel like in the movies they're always remixes yeah they have it doesn't sound like i remember it but

17:37 it's definitely master question i thought you confused it for uh like because the the first theme of gen 2 it's just the theme from gen 1 but with a different beauty like the pokemon pokemon like i honestly let's do each one i think i think this one in terms of like i think this is actually the main version and this might have been what they did the the song for but the uh the intro version is just this one cut down yeah well although although intro songs are about three minutes long it's just they cut it down to a three minute intro you ever hear a pokemon theme song and it goes past the anime part next yeah i don't know these words um yeah so race gets started one two three go everyone starts to book it brock's in love with some somebody he

18:22 literally just met unattractive i don't know about you i thought she was pretty ugly but she existed there's the part where he's like well not all of us are trying to be trainers some of us just want to meet girls that's the next movie um girls girls yeah so brock's all like let me bow to you which then like [ __ ] elbows pikachu in the ass who conveniently announced the part of the plot falls in like let's race master quest everybody's racing going through here ash misty and ross are taking the lead um and eventually someone starts to off tilt here and then this little ghostly figure's like i want to play it makes totodile into

19:08 jesus my favorite part is that nobody notices the perfect right angle in his [ __ ] cord which brings which brings up questions but i will bring it up later i'm gonna bring it up later so i will say this legendaries are dicks in all the movies they never just exist they're like let me [ __ ] with this let me know like gladios is like is like yeah let me help this kid and then ladies like [ __ ] off him leave them alone they're gonna know and then that's when ash [ __ ] i would love to go back as a crew and like dub over the pokemon that can't talk yeah like this like like someone's like oh i want to play with soda like [ __ ] the [ __ ] why don't you keep your hands on the cart

19:53 this is never let me do anything fun so somehow ash and missy are just masters at this boat racing thing that they're doing probably for the first time ever um but today misty makes more sense mr says ash is just gifted yeah right out of the way he's clearly being carried by today it's just the enthusiasm of this happy little gator yeah dial is like very clear mvp like any movie he's moment he's in there i'm just like i love this little guy he's great when he gets sad later he's like it's my fault i'm like no it's not stop yeah leave him alone um yeah it turned out ends up running off course and like falls off like a little waterfall and then invisible latias i assume is the one that's like i'll catch you and yeah knocks them in the water they get back up and that's where ladies starts to

20:38 interfere a little bit um but they're just about at the end of the race uh ash pulls out ahead and then again gets veered off course and it's just a weird thing of ash like catching up phone back catching a phone back and then it's like let's kick him out misty wins by a horn courseless faster than wilmer [ __ ] which what what excuse me i was a little i was a little pissed off at this i was like did we need missy to win because like i guess we but like corso is like one of the slowest water types it is a little irrelevant because it doesn't even have swift swim like so she wins that little pendant which then leads into exposition of who ladies and gents are yeah that's it i literally thought that the pendant was like accidentally the soul do right i watched it i was like i was like this is why it's important and then yeah and i was like oh well i like that

21:23 that ash didn't win but misty did because like obviously other team members can be better than other things but it makes sense it did not make sense but i was fine with it i was like okay plus if ross wins why is he like lily gave you rid of a boot like yeah he could have just said wow you were a great uh you're a great competition for me i would like to show you around the town nah nah i want you it's not like after he lost he's like smell you later guys i actually won i just pulled a [ __ ] gary pokemon like the whole thing like i just think i was like ash is ahead he's going the wrong way that's right yeah yeah because they're like they're like it looks like ash and his toenail pulling out the lead and now he's taking a wrong turn looks

22:11 like he's no longer in the runnings like the announcer is just like i gotta make this hypes but he's not doing it right he's announcing the same guy for stadium out of curiosity probably maybe i know i don't think so but i really want him he gave me so much vibes of oh it's and you say oh look at that we need to have a game that brings back the same energy of the announcer from pokemon stadium because i just said that he's down from the word go beautiful they they like harp on this man's name they're like rock returning champion ross his whaler and then at the end they're just like ross oh misty edges out ross just by a tiny bit she's like thanks ross oh i'm gonna take you for a ride on my boat that's really nice of you ross ross

22:58 speaking of which yeah ross takes on a nice little boat ride explains the ladies ladies the guardians of the city they protect altimar but we've never really needed it because it's so peaceful here uh meanwhile annie and oakley have a little drone like oh where is it we gotta find some more da vinci technology more da vinci the sky drill the whole venice setting it's really cool because it's so subtle but it comes out of nowhere um yeah and you know like we got to find this pokemon where could it be and this drone is like oh don't worry i can track pokemon and they find lottios who's like chilling as some girl like in like who has the same head wings as yeah yeah yeah i was like that's a little on the nose but okay i was like i was like that's a little long nose but it's okay it's a disguise by a lot of

23:45 until later on excuse me at this moment i'm like dude i figured out the end of this movie i have it nailed i know how this goes down and then i didn't and i'm like [ __ ] they got me because there's the big thing yeah at the end yeah that's the whole point of the moment yeah so annie oakley like cool let's chase after this thing while we can they splash team rocket we [ __ ] up their ice cream we should go help the other bad guy because that's what we do in all of our this is this is the only time they ever mention that they're team rocket in english dub other than the we're going to help giovanni they go was that team rocket as they flew by at 70 miles an hour and splashed water in your eyes like does that seem rough what the [ __ ] as they turn there is a slight glimpse of an r on one of their belts and i was like oh i didn't see that before but it was never there

24:32 they just added it to be like oh yeah they are team rockets undercover you know what we'll put this little boat yeah those girls no they're fashionable they can rock whatever they [ __ ] want to prevent a fashion cry this is the wrong way to go about it oh man that moment that island was kind of cringe but you know what we'll get this yeah so anyway the gang's like let's get some ice cream and pikachu's like [ __ ] ice cream i see a water fountain so he goes over there gets a little jealous that this lady's like here you go vaporeon and didn't stay to give him some we're gonna get him water like how dare you not help me i'm the mascot i'm important um but yeah then the magical girl we saw from the binoculars like i'll help you pikachu but she'll say a thing she's silent she doesn't speak she starts pumping she's right

25:17 mouth wide open wait waiting for flies to go in people needs a protein you know um so then ash comes over like hey what's going on pikachu hi how are you girl that i don't know who then is like yikes i'm a shy dog and starts like kind of scurry away no no first off a very awkward like in staring your face like oh that's right it gets really close yeah ashley's like the [ __ ] okay bye this is pokemon italy's week [Laughter] so yeah she takes off ashley i guess that's weird oh well let's get some ice cream meanwhile andy and oakley come around the corner send out their espionage and start chasing after this lady ass girl so here's the thing pikachu's like like at this part he's like he's like they're [ __ ] with that girl how the

26:03 [ __ ] did he see her because she ran down the thing yeah he would have had to like have an x-ray he would have to have those glasses the heat signature pikachu detected the storm of bruins clearly from lugia in 2000 yeah clearly he can see a girl getting attacked by a spider my favorite part is he's like he gotcha and now she's like let's go get it pikachu and i'm like what the [ __ ] can i bring up that it was a very bold choice to do an evil espeon yeah yeah very very dude when they say girl aria does something all right that one makes sense espionage i think everything for the most part

26:49 that that espeon does in this movie could have been done by an umbreon absolutely but they went with espeon i love the choice i think it's quarterback because like every time they show a team rocket member even in the future they always have one of the ev evolutions yeah and even plasma also had eb evolutions so like they're just popular yeah they're very popular i think they're i think the bags are very common in like that world because like they always have like the pokemon cards you have like dark game like the dark version all the yeah and then the manga they all have evie so i love this scene because i like go areados go espeon espeon's like [ __ ] a legendary i'm gonna hold it in place my second power area is like [ __ ] string shots can i break can i bring up as well that yeah that espion has to be super [ __ ] powerful to be able to affect a psychic

27:34 type focus with its psychic type abilities and just lock it in the air it's just like no [ __ ] you you're not moving i just love the area those flex that's like when they're using espeon i think it's it's a weird like plot hole where they wanted to be like we still haven't confirmed to these kids even though they've said lottie asked like nine times yeah we haven't confirmed to the kids watching that this is a pokemon they still think it's a person so it's weak but then retrospect like why could why could you stop that why could you not okay or maybe it's like lady ass is like very kid-like it's very childish so it's like i don't know how to fight back so that's why i took it as because ladies clearly is the most like amateur out of the body the whole time was just kind of like

28:20 kept playing with it and just doing the whole child like yeah so like a child's not gonna know how to fight even if they do have the power it doesn't mean they know how to use it yeah i mean and it also just comes across as she's just more uh empathetic yeah yeah she's more she's a bit more passive so he got caught in five yeah yeah um actually pikachu rolling like hey we're gonna help this girl and then annie and oakley are like hey we're just trying to give her some fashion tips and ash goes i'll give you a tip and then in my head i'm like okay and i hear spin games [Laughter]

29:08 somewhere in the other regions like i feel this i feel disturbed every time um so yeah at this point they start like playing like the games they kind of each take like one turn like i'm gonna smack you and then i'll smack you and then i'll smack you back i'm gonna i'm gonna bring up i'm going to bring it up early what if ash punched it i just had i just had the thought process because now every time i'm looking at a movie i'm like what if ash just punched something but after he gets shocked by the side beam like yeah i think he's like that was a dirty trick and i just wanted him to slug the espionage i thought the same thing because the look in his eye said he wanted to beat the [ __ ] out of this that was a dirty trick that was a weird dialogue choice for him

29:54 to be like using a pokemon move dirty trick you electrocuted a kid while he [ __ ] fought you legally with a crocodile and then just ran away from the ceiling [ __ ] um so yeah they fight a little bit pikachu electrocutes aryados is like i'll chill there's a boat and water and get them so they start they start running down this venice corridor looping around hallways in and out who's going here and they come out to this big open area they lose espionage and like oh brock and misty they're like hey we had our ice cream [ __ ] you let's go should have had some ice cream which the the thunderbolt is the start

30:40 of the 100 paralysis on pikachu yeah always paralyzes because they're just like and then they're just like oh [ __ ] they're getting away because i think it was annie the blonde one yeah yeah [Music] pikachu is getting tough this is on the the chart of power he's going up yeah before we hit the gym after the third movie pikachu just said you know what what are the rules anymore i don't care i also i know drill run i want to give you guys a very funny mental image that i had throughout this entire movie so ladies ability to turn into a person right that's completely illusion based right i said right i would assume based off

31:25 because like they they pull up the glasses and they show a lot of us like walking bouncing think about think about that this entire movie when everything's going on it's just like when ash is running with holding a lady ass arm which does not feel human there's also this lot of gas going he's just clenching his fist so that seems weird because ladies does transform yeah but it's weird to see like it looks like the silhouette yeah i i just i don't know if that was a bachelor i don't know if they were what which direction they wanted to go with so i was when they because i would have said that they could have just given the latias transformed yeah i've been done with it but as soon as the glasses came up and it showed like a different signature like the heat signature lady ass was like at a 90 degree angle yeah i was like that's a little funky which that was i mean it's hilarious i'm not

32:10 gonna i'm not gonna knock knock the movie it's just a hilarious mental image for the entire movie this girl's running around but it's a lot easier i love i love when they put the glasses on and they're just like pokemon are colder than humans and i was like what slug i'm going to get to like those goggles later fire tight yeah yeah for real cause there's a moment later with those goggles where i'm like i don't really know how that works yeah imagine their world that they saw groudon oh god so ashley's back with the gang they head to the museum let's see what altima is all about uh meanwhile annie and oakley continue to spy like there's the kid but the ladies is gone so keep an eye on them uh and they meet this little old

32:56 man who's like hi i i'm here you want to know about all tomorrow like sure well we got these fossils they used to belong to a really evil trainer who tried to [ __ ] up the town but then this ladios dude sacrificed himself and then killed these pokemon and put him 10 feet in the ground and now we build a museum on top of them which their fossils were really cool and they were like look at this pokemon fossum like that's a that's an aerodactyl exactly and they're just like in that one i got the bootops just saying it's a kabuki just saying just say that's what they are we don't know what deadpool well the guy the guy said you're a [ __ ] nerd yeah absolutely lorenzo said mention the aerodactyl yeah he does and then when they go go across later and we have this one and then misty's like that's kabutops right and it's like okay now you've completely thrown me for a loop because do they know about the puzzles or don't just yeah yeah

33:42 they should because of togepi yeah well i mean at this point again it depends how i know the movies aren't canonical with the anime but the anime is sometimes canonical with the movie so at this point they should have like when charizard evolved they already met all these fossils at least once but then ash is like oh a new pokemon again so hit or miss this is this the movie that has the continuity at the end of it versus the next one uh regarding where you see uh clarence iii that's this movie okay that is this movie it does show that the movies do in a way in a way somehow connect yeah why but but there's always the next movie also does in the beginning though yeah both movies do and we can all agree the lack of helix fossil is disturbing right yeah no they didn't they didn't put them in there because

34:28 it was too much power too much power helix man just drowned the whole city by itself there's no lorenzo's showing him around he shows them the defense mechanism of baltimore brock looks up at some stained glass like holy [ __ ] i'm gonna get a girlfriend and that worked out oh by the way is this the first movie where everybody has a name it looks like it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like i said which way that they harped on ross that there's like food ends have disappeared yeah and then lorenzo throughout this whole script if they said lorenzo's name here i missed it because i called him grandpa throughout the entire thing he said it once or twice i think ash brought it up what did he say his name okay but i'll take it later in the courtyard they call him lorenzo yeah got it i this is the first time i'm hearing it

35:13 yeah and yeah i missed it in the museum as well but there's a part where he's like lorenzo you're her grandpa and i'm like and i'm like oh do you have a nametag hello my name is lorenzo lorenzo loro it's just one of those melanie situations where they just know each other's names oh and misty is that time see ashley ashley's looking at museum any seasons what's that actually just proving his omnipotence exactly he just knows he's good but he's like not um but ash looks up and sees the girl from earlier with a nice little hat now it's like oh hey that's the girl i know her and he touches the dma lorenzo freaks the [ __ ] out ashley sorry sorry i'm rude i gotta go chase it after this girl with our easel and everything um so i love the music the italian music like that anything for the chase just

35:59 existing that like i love that music accordion solo this is this was that this was that moment in the movie where i was like they're flexing on us yeah because it's like look at all these 3d alleyways i'm like was this necessary see they tested this with the last movie with pikachu's peekaboo with the short that we didn't watch for the show but while they're in like the garden labyrinth they do the same thing i think it's this like when disney agrees i think it's the same flow of the hall just now it's city streets instead of bushes and it's really cool because i mean it's a nice touch yeah because historically when whenever there's like an update and like the technology of what movies can do they always do this thing where like they always have to be like hey here's this new thing we got like uh in the in the one of the friday the 13th movies

36:46 when they started doing like like like when 3d movies like just started becoming a thing like the whole movie like anytime jason did anything like it was like all like like like all the stabbings were like pointing towards you so they were like look at this new technology we have look what we can do that's the entire uh jason versus freddy yeah it wasn't announced it's three movie but then they released it and they're like oh yeah it's a 3d movie now but they didn't add anything right just did it yeah so it's like historically they're they're just like following that look what we can do we can use these things like show it off budget um so ash chasing after this girl finally catches up like hey where'd you go she's like i don't [ __ ] know you please leave me alone um so he's like damn i could have sworn i knew her and then he runs into other girl without the hat

37:32 and it's like oh hey it's you again now you recognize me what's going on um who then starts so latias obviously at this point starts leading ash down this hallway in like a dead end and then just like disappears through this like magical hole she like stops runs in place and then yeah pikachu says [ __ ] this wall me too yeah it books it uh so they go and they start to see this cool garden what did i put here about i'll find it okay i got it i was like what are they saying my notes um so yeah they go through the thing cool a bunch of water wind starts to happen they're in this beautiful like courtyard and they're like i don't know what's going on and then another ghostly figure is like oh there's some [ __ ] in my house my favorite thing is what ash says right here because he doesn't try and figure out what it is he's not like what is that he's like

38:18 fighting pikachu and i was like yeah this is where we have to like define in media like at what how invisible is this that's that's what i wanted to bring up earlier okay so from what we take in the the water race is that they're completely invisible but now it seems like okay is it like i can see it's more active camo-ish right halo to where things kind of look a little off maybe it's like a blur but it was so fast that it was hard to tell whereas this one it like it like zooms by then stays stationary then zero doesn't have much energy that you get right because she's been holding that form for a while yeah well this one now is that that's right yeah but then this it just it just it gets challenged again later on with danny now and that's what

39:03 i'm talking about so the glasses are stupid because couldn't you use the cellphone scope from probably there's only one pair of those right no because you have the ones from gen 3 for the cleon same ones same ones it's the same thing see as the ghost is flying by it's trying to beat the [ __ ] out of ash uh the young girl walks in she's like hey knock that [ __ ] off and then the ghost turns into ladios and ashes ash like wait a minute you're that big dragon bird from the ladies we know who you are um so they're fighting back and forth ladies is getting up and you're like don't [ __ ] do it meanwhile the other girl comes in with the hat and we have two of these girls like what the [ __ ] going on and with the hat girl uh we'll start calling her bianca now we know it's bianca that's not bianca bianca is existing gen five i

39:49 refuse mommy that's clear because she shows up in one of the movies and her name is actually bianca bianco like five bianca this one donald ranger but yeah so this girl comes in with the hat bianca she's like all right i'm tired of your [ __ ] ladies [ __ ] murder them and then lorenzo pops in like hey hey calm the [ __ ] down bianca ladies ladies you want to go play with your friend she's like [ __ ] yeah grabs ash puts him on the swings like ladies this is weird you look like a girl and then she transforms ash freaks the [ __ ] out falls on his face it's like no wait a minute you're a pokemon i don't mean to be rude but isn't that a pokemon's name and it's like

40:35 oh and it's [ __ ] yeah she's like he finally got it uh let's see so grandpa stops the fight tells ladies go play with his friend hatless girl agrees to run off with ash yep on the swing blah blah blah thank goodness they gave us legendaries for once that don't talk sexy cheeky it's nice i get when they do it sometimes i don't think they need it like i was telling can i and chris i think yesterday on discord i remember absolutely hating shaymin when we get there yeah it's like a little [ __ ] but like i guess it makes sense that it talks if any danger it's gonna talk it makes sense for a psychic type stuff i feel like if these talk that would have been like oh yeah they're like most of them like and that's the thing is that their psychic type they could have made them talk but i think the fact that they don't talk is what makes some of these story beats a whole lot better yeah

41:21 right 100 uh so yeah they're sitting here ladies is like yo look i'm sorry pikachu it gives him the sexy cheeky licks like i love you she's like okay damn i don't think it goes this is actually a critique of mine personally though i feel like no not that i feel like a lot i feel like this is a little too easy to just kind of uh switch hearts that's like how to change your hearts would be like no we got to keep up with the tradition nobody can be in here and then all of a sudden it's like okay cool that's fair because yeah ladies is like the i'm the older brother that has to look after my sister i would have preferred that a little bit

42:06 more to show some character growth sure later on as opposed to just being cool that's fair i understand that um so after playing for a little bit ladies and gents like you wanna do that cool [ __ ] we do like okay so their eyes start to glow and ladies just [ __ ] dives underwater like i didn't know you're a water type but okay do your thing it looks shiny yeah well he's [ __ ] breathes for like 20 minutes down there so like another instance in which something that is like the first viewing without playing the game you would be like that's a water type right like the same thing because he's blue and then it's like psychic flying for lugia it's like like you would say like dragon right yeah and then and then when you catch them in the game and say psychic dragon yeah so they start doing the sight sharing thing so it's basically like as

42:52 long as they're connected mentally whatever the one sees the other could show to whoever's surrounding so they're showing ash bianca lorenzo pikachu how like gladios is swimming through the canals you're seeing magikarp brothers [ __ ] it's a really cool thing which happens like two or three more times throughout the movie um the end one's really the important one but yes uh so yeah grandpa explains is what happens these were the babies we found them one day which comes back to the original prophecy of the we found two babies we brought them in uh turns out their dad was the one that sacrificed himself and now we have this cool rock don't take it out of the pool the stone instructions in the middle of the garden yeah because so then it's like did we inscribe these down here or do we just happen to build our greenhouse on top of it is it just natural because pokemon are magical whichever happens lorenzo has a really weird design

43:40 mind you there's a there's a particular there's a particular point in this where he has such a blank ass stare that it is unsettling okay and hilarious yeah his eyes are just slightly wide with these like super like go go back freeze it and i can i swear you you turn it into a meme it's just it's just like the blankest stare in the world i'm like oh my goodness that is disturbing a little uh so after some sight sharing and some story about the soul do a lot of like let's keep playing and actually like nah i gotta go find my friends i've abandoned them twice today i should probably hang out with them a little bit um yeah as they leave spoiler alerts it doesn't happen much more in the movie either you know they kind of get separated again as they leave annie and oakley are like oh we found them now we just gotta make our move when it's clear uh i spelled beyonce i put b ants oh

44:26 well uh so bianca lorenzo's like hey go take bianca go take ash back to town find his friends they hop in a boat lorenzo's like i'm just gonna sit in my workshop and make a boat or something you know it's what he does never slow time here i always make boats in venice out of logs he he protects the museum and makes boats um let me get this cool shot of annie and oakley like doing parkour over like the buildings and [ __ ] and like we don't see everything it's like really sexy like tight outfits love it um but we'll see it in a moment anyway uh and then team rocket like comedy ones are like trying to follow but they're kind of clumsy about it whatever then we cut back to lorenzo's shop he's working on a nice little boat and espeon rolls in like no tires like what's wrong with you little buddy and then

45:13 just [ __ ] kills it um knocks it's like sbi kills grandpa you weren't expecting me to be pink and evil um then andy and oakley pop around the corner like the skin tight blacks the girls in these women need to [ __ ] cool it i can only buy so many body pills at a time but i just wait till diane what is i wrote mommy's step on me okay yep uh ladies and gents are sleeping and then the wind starts to pick up and then ladies is like oh oh we got some [ __ ] going on let's get up now so a lot of us goes invisible and starts attacking and they're like oh i gotta dodge i gotta get away and they're doing cartwheels and [ __ ] the weird weirdest animation is these girls cartwheels this is like they do it like two to

46:00 three times and it's like uh okay but again so like they're either like sensing the energy or just they can see something um but then they're like you know what we got this they put on those special goggles and they're like oh i can see them espeon go i'm like well espeon didn't get the goggles so how was espeon i mean you pointed sure but that's only so vague so it's just like invisibility needs to be clarified in these movies i swear to god it's worse than tight trouble it kind of is it's about disabilities just hear annie just like oh is that time travel night shade and the grandma with the bread is somewhere like this

46:45 which by the way good on her for using a dark type move on a psychic dragon and he's smart and he know [ __ ] and he's the one with sense in this movie yeah yeah she really is i mean we'll see later but so yeah ari knows hurts the pokemon knocks them down at this point like lady ass comes in like i need to help my brother and lady says like no you need to leave get the [ __ ] out and ladies just gets the [ __ ] beat out of it the entire time like anything aimed at enough like lady ass a wall the [ __ ] ground so gladios just like bam boom like touch me like team rocket are just allergic to regular pokeballs right so we had like a weird [ __ ] science adam thing and then we had like the weird the dark ball and then now we have this weird like [ __ ] echo yeah and it's like it's wrapped up and it's like ah i can't move and then

47:31 lotion shows up and it's like nah it's like i can move and it's like slides in front of us you know what that is that's the whole ambulance not for me yeah that was i like the i like seeing ladies like really fight though yeah sister you don't see it a lot so yeah so you see a slide it was pretty great though when they go to attack and also you just see this [ __ ] giant [ __ ] dragon just like flop over yeah stop which does also raise the question how the [ __ ] is team rocket losing if they have technology like this that's that's what i want to bring up is like every time they face a legendary pokemon they just so happen pokemon of legend that aren't really talked about and they just have information on it they're like oh they're gonna go invisible let's put on our damn glasses

48:17 right like why do they always have the tag train because they're good they're information exists like i don't know but this town has knowledge of the latinos yeah they're playing scouting locations they went to the white house if team rocket has a uh a guide book then a guidebook to some mountain nobody knows about them sure they bought the strategy guide on launch yeah they're hardcover james keeps the little books that he uses every gen yeah and i'm like jesus dude like do you get that homie's informed it's more it's more filled than i just pulled 25 bucks

49:02 uh yeah so a lot of us are ladies like look you really need to get the [ __ ] out loud dips and they're like well we got the one that's all we really need right now uh so they take the and then they reach in the pool they take the soldier which is this is the moment where i expected everything to go wrong but this part was weird because they're like oh it's so hard to really get out why is it so hard and i was like oh they're gonna have to do something special and they're just like oh wait yeah and they're popping out i'm like what what was the point of saying this yeah why don't you just yeah why don't you just eat that's fair i think i would have been a little more effort like when they took it out like one little arms like or even just like one of them helped the other this is the equipment this is the equivalent of you trying to open a pickle jar and you're like i can't open it and then your mom comes over the japanese they talk about the texture oh really which yeah it's slimy like i know it's like it's about the texture not i

49:48 couldn't get it out yeah what's because america we suck this is why you should only watch subscribe there was a better name for the third movie um yeah they take the do and now they're like cool we're gonna look at these etchings on the ground uh i'll look instructions oh oakley's using her laptop which is now missing keys every time she puts click something yeah i'm talking about some of the ones shift was like [ __ ] it was almost [ __ ] and i was like what it was like because the version i was watching like he kept like pausing like every i think every now and then just like a buffer and it was like her hand was completely off and it was date [ __ ] and then there was like like like a smut like a laughing face emoji yeah so so the emoji it was it was the scent it was the colon

50:34 and the less than symbol but the way everything was actually drawn the colon was on its side so it looked like eyeballs and then the the less than was like wrapped up at the bottom so it was like down whoop so it came like a smiley face it was really [ __ ] up yeah and i was like i was like wait a minute i was i was like i'm writing this on a sticky note i'm brain i didn't bring the stick you know but and i did have it mark because i lost my cl like i laughed i had to pause it just buffered yes i had 10 minutes because there was buffering that i'm like you know what just in case um so yeah they dip with the soul do and ladies and then we cut back grandpa and bianca have come back we're like oh no the soul dude's gone i guess we should go to the museum because that's definitely where it's at i like how elattios who's always is supposedly always there they're not like

51:21 where's ladios where's this soul they're just like oh no our stone this is a rock you've got my invisible bird who's definitely still there uh why do the side characters never have yeah why do they never have their own pokemon help fight i just i think later it gets fixed like i know dark ride we get licky licky and stuff but most of the time these trainers just don't have pokemon yeah i didn't write that down but i did i did take note of that yeah i was like that's kind of odd i feel like this this could have been avoided if they if any of them because the beginning of pokemon like a lot of like the anime in the show or dynamic movies do a thing like i'm not a pokemon trainer so i don't have pokemon like after a certain movie it's like oh yeah i'm a farmer so i use them a champ so i got somebody so like they use pokemon for like

52:08 everyday jobs later on but right now i guess the budget didn't allow for anyone to have a pokemon or like people are like yeah i don't know i'm just a lawyer do i need a pokemon well if you didn't give ross the [ __ ] whalmer someone else could have had it yeah which would be the first time we sold over it would be yeah because again there's no weird like we knew gender is coming but also it didn't and like ladies and gentlemen legends and life's imagine if there's a sharpie in that race that race would have made so much more sense if foreign well it would have made less sense that misty won but or if they would have uh actually i just saw his corsa is actually really [ __ ] fast yeah yeah that's a [ __ ] coral that just stands still it's whole life till it dies leave it alone um so yeah now we cut to the museum oakley's chilling out with the soul do like let's get this machine

52:53 up and running and oh boy we're gonna do this pull some levers hit some things some more 3d animation starts to happen they put lottie house on a big like platform which is super cool because it looks like two thousand rings and i'm like oh my goodness is that the same technology this is why that freaking guy i don't know his name has all that technology because he stole it from waltermark it's a clarissa it's lawrence because we made fun of his his brother that is less is clarence um yeah ladies flies in the window turns back into bianca and he's like oh my god ash wake the [ __ ] up i need help wrangles him in his sleeve yeah basically uh so actually i think pikachu gets up says ash hurry up uh actually i guess didn't introduce like didn't say where have you been all day i was hanging out by the way i met this girl who's

53:38 actually a dragon yeah um could you turn into him for me and she turns back into lady ass and they're like i love how easily they're just like oh lady ass yeah okay what's up that's what you've been hanging out with all day yeah you know why because they having a bunch of times yeah like they don't have time to explain they're just like very understanding like oh yeah okay that makes sense yeah oh that makes more sense than you coming in with a girl in a random middle of the night uh so yeah they uh they wake up like hey cool let's go save somebody uh cut back to the museum bianca grandpa show up lorenzo that's right here's where i found out what his name was so then arya does ties him up and string shot again because we gotta hold him back uh that nightshade great move could have been avoided if you just had pokemon pumpkin the ariados watch it has sacred

54:25 fire later but but but this one doesn't have drizzle so this one is actually this one actually doesn't [ __ ] itself uh so the machine is operating and uh well adios is using its site sharing hey sorry a lot of hosts is using site sharing so tell a lot of us what's going on they're using the machine my favorite version they're still moving while this is happening so they're just like oh no there's something terrible happening to a lot of us there's like eating popcorn it's like damn we should really probably get there uh so at this point oakley's like all right cool time to start [ __ ] [ __ ] up she uses the machine to revive the aerodactyl and kabutops that are buried underneath the museum or or engraved in the museum or whatever the case is about question okay so from what i understand

55:13 either something is the people in the past of ultima or latios and latias of the past has made this defense mechanism yeah to protect the the the town from future danger why is it able to revive the pokemon that were the problem i don't truly it's called a defense that's why i don't like the name because you're like it's the defense mechanism of baltimore but it doesn't necessarily define what it does yeah so like i don't know depending on the writer like like my my my entire my entire process is that the thing can just happen to bring pokemon back to life but and that kind of shoots shoots down my theory but i'm still kind of bothered by the fact that it can bring back the pokemon that were causing the problem for the town

55:59 like why would you create a device that is able to do that yeah you know my enemy like if you play it like like x and y and you do like the whole like post like like like champion fight with with az and then like they're going through the whole machine yeah he built a machine that [ __ ] up everything but revived his one flower he's done it completely wrong all he had to go is go to his city go can you resurrect my flower please and then just just brought back to life no one had to die yeah so a funny one would i add here so oakley revives the pokemon hey go find lady ass so my movie buffered as like they flew out like aerodactyl flew away so it was right it was the ass with the tail lifting up on my screen and the little buffer was

56:44 speeding up like a little bubble so it was just aerodactyl's ass in my face like aerodactyl's a cat yes i thought it was funny it made me giggle oh that's a terrifying cat so ladies cuts off the site sharing lady ass is like yo guys we should go um so oakley's like no power hungry i'm gonna make sure nobody can get in or out and starts putting these really well animated like gates and [ __ ] like 2 000 technology very cool pokemon 2000 technology somebody somebody had to be in one of those archways and like it's just absolutely right like somebody was just like oh what a beautiful [ __ ] i'm like eviscerated by that [ __ ] game later ross everything went down and i was like i

57:30 guess quarantine's up and they walk down like somebody left their house like oh [ __ ] there's just blood and fingers outside of my house someone imagined that they would have caught like a snorlax i can see sector 12 is still open [Laughter] um see at this moment ash and then they see that their windows are shutting off so a lot ash and lady ass like dive out the window brock and miss you like [ __ ] wait we'll catch up i guess have fun um meanwhile actually i just give it a [ __ ] ash left his whole [ __ ] belt so the only pokemon he has pikachu um so they're uh they're chilling they're like this was just an excuse not to have that she uses pokemon yeah potentially

58:16 it gives us very few pokemon to pick for the pole um yeah ashley ladies jump out the window at brock and misty hang out behind and they take a boat down the river like let's just casually swim to the museum we'll get there until all of a sudden just [ __ ] aerodactyl comes in from behind just starts trying to murk this guy kill him beat him up uh let me see aerodactyl's right behind him the attacks latias pikachu frees it with a thunderbolt what's aerodactyl's type rock flying it's actually it's actually super effective because rock rock is neutral to that's what i thought weirdly enough weirdly enough because i think we were discussing it is rock but i always during soul link we're always like it's a rock something but i always think it's ground something for all the fossils yeah so i'm like xerodactyl ground did they [ __ ] this up again that starts later it's

59:03 rock for the first gen it's rock water rock water rock flying yeah yeah this is why i was like okay because then gen 3 we get grass rock and then bug rock cool which ground makes more sense because the fossils are fossilized right right and that's why i think i sat with him like that's true the pressure of the earth's crust rubbing weirdly enough it's still it's still a type thing that i'm just kind of like why is electric neutral to a rock if you shock a rock like my this is this just comes down to i guess my dumb memory but like i feel like rock should resist electricity yeah but yeah that's because all of brock's pokemon are rock ground yeah so you think rock yeah i mean yeah but and realistically

59:48 that typing could have just been formed yeah it could have totally could have but [ __ ] you but you won't keep sound type [ __ ] normal in fighting kind of like yeah air dactyl's like oh look at this little boy i'm gonna kill him with the hyper beam he misses air duct uh aerodactyl loses to latias who he's like i'm gonna beat the [ __ ] out of you goodbye and they find the more ineffective hyper beams i see in a movie the less impressive that move becomes i'll just wait it's great oh yeah there's some great hyper beams in the later movies so they discover the uh little wave riders from the race to the beginning like now we can go and now lot else gets to show its true power and just fly up the canals using these things so use it to outrun aerodactyl almost as fast as my toenail i don't think he says

1:00:34 that but i would have been a great one just like another great line if you would have punched espeon just be like don't worry it's not super effective it just like runs away once again we get into a situation with a pokemon movie where it's just like she's why don't you just why does just take you there yeah because it carried ash previously in the middle yeah um so yeah they're riding through these tight corridors you get away from aerodactyl brock and miss you're like oh we can't get out i guess we should use our team to help so they let out it's what polly toad uh i haven't heard so i'm just saying i love the voice they gave polly totally the same that that gave me so much life uh

1:01:20 there's also that great like uh two brain cell moment of rock trying to rip open these bars you're just like ah it's not budging it's great just because we talked about politics there's a meme i wish i had saved um but it was a joke about how all of the frogs in pokemon are blue instead of

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