Pokemon: Gotta Watch Em All! | Pokemon Hoopa and the Clash of Ages | Pokemon Movie Podcast

0:00 [Music] sinking he only needs the first three on

0:50 he always needs the first one honestly i only need like two but it's just to make everybody feel bald one guy just [ __ ] takes it from everyone everyone can't have fun sometimes my favorite part wasn't even danny's disappointment it was chris immediately oh man hey everybody welcome back to pokemon gotta watch them all the podcasts we watch all the pokemon movies we talk about the things we love the things we hate and then we rank them from best to

1:36 worst worst to best and uh some just stay at the bottom of the list and no in between no in-betweens everything everything is good welcome to the first fully packed table of the b-boy podcast everybody had to be here for this one smash ultimate a podcast sorry my apologies we're not ready for that um but going around the table first i have myself welcome i've got connor hobo monkey himself hello hi i'm back welcome i've got dante hello i'm also back can i hi chris the clap this thing okay yeah i

2:25 didn't want to stick on the platform so we all had to be here because we wanted to talk about this specific movie and that specific movie that's going to meme this entire series all together now three two one everybody it's time everybody's been really excited real quick on everything i got right here i got a warning here and all the lights turned on that's gonna be a good sound clip for dante how's the divorce it's uh it's going pretty well disappear no

3:14 [Music] this week we are discussing pokemon hoopa and the clash of ages just a movie about a bunch of [ __ ] legendary pokemon duking it out um yeah it's pretty good movie but before we talk about impressions i have to go to pokemon.com and read the synopsis that's presented to us children around these parts lies it just says hoopa i know borrowing oh they got money you see the cash they had

3:59 to get for this movie this is also like one of the perfectly named movies like clash of ages is a great name for it i was waiting for ash to be like it's like a clash of ages and then you stand up for an app and walk out of here yeah there's a clash of ages and he just looks at you and hear the soundtrack in fact the mystical pokemon hoopa is the star of the pokemon the moon i don't like argues the pokemon the movie hoopa and the clash of ages when ash pikachu and their friends visit a desert city by the sea they meet the mythical pokemon hoop i wonder how many times says the mythical pokemon who has the ability to summon things

4:44 including people and pokemon through its magic rings after a scary incident they learn a story about a brave hero who stopped the rampage of a terrifying pokemon ages ago now the threat that has been bottled up for years is in danger of breaking this again can ash help his new friend overcome the darkness within or will a dangerous secret erupt into a clash of legends of ages what do you know all the credits he had mandarin because that would imply his fingers have to be in the rings they're not they're not fingers they're not rings anymore right but i would like according to like old mandarin i just imagine a bunch of floating fingers

5:30 like that because they changed it to bracelets connor you're here what you think of hoopa yo so it's been a while since i've i've watched the movies i had a very bad taste in my mouth after gen five yeah the only one man i don't know i lucked out to be here for that but that was probably the best content you were gonna get out of me here yeah i liked it it was cool i wanted to be in this one because everyone kept saying there's a kaiju fest and i love those movies and so it felt right yeah um no it was it was good it it was entertaining enough i did i watched it on like 1.5 times speed because you know busy life same hat yeah right uh so it was a little weird but i knew that going in um noah's good like i i actually didn't

6:15 mind i don't know how far we're getting into it hoopa talks i didn't mind it yeah i had a character it wasn't shaymin he was like [ __ ] you go here turn this way yeah yeah yeah hoopa was actually entertaining uh it was adorable at times um hey man no brock so downside but no green rocks ball bro i i just want to say it was danny this time thank you but but yeah no i liked it it was it was a solid pokemon flick nice nice john what about you sir uh it was good i think that was pretty badass to

7:01 see all the legendaries all together um are not together but still yeah yeah um they definitely had budget and i brought that up earlier because like after the last couple movies they did not look like this at all uh i like hoopa a lot like the pokemon itself i never played with it because by the time this by the time who came out it was like a distribution thing yeah i said i thought about watching this like i don't remember hoopa coming out so hoopa okay and yeah there's the third one and yeah mcdonald's distribution because they gave you the legendary toys what the [ __ ] even though they made a huge pokemon or constantly forget when i see them i'm like because like media doesn't use them the anime doesn't use them or anything so

7:48 i've seen them here and i also never saw this one before okay this is the first i've seen yes i'm seeing this one uh it was pretty it's pretty good i like it and i just wanted to know because you end the last episode way it got brought up since the third movie right uh was not also out there it was it was pretty early yeah that was the third yeah in that three to five the third one specifically kenai has been bringing up how excited he is for the hoople one right and he started in front of me he got excited because i got him excited and then both of you were getting excited as well so i got super excited i was excited for this one since the first movie so i was expecting some dark ride level i love that i was expecting his dark ride level movie um

8:33 but it is on my top six cool now not top five but six exactly you got it come on what you thinking i love tupac yeah uh so like connor said i don't i didn't mind that it talked uh one of the best things about it is it felt like it learned human language versus just being able to let like telepathically talk because it broken like it broke it spoke in broken english so yeah it feels like it learned how to talk versus just being like me mind talk now my mind say word to yourself yeah i don't remember any loose ends with the

9:21 movie and i i like that the side characters were important they had a big impact i loved that the legendaries they used all did something cool as [ __ ] i think that what made it really easy i want to show you chris and dante too there's not much in terms of like here's a plot we have to follow yeah it's like the issue is that there's evil hoopa that affects good hoopa yeah which makes all the legendaries come together and [ __ ] break the timeline it is very much like hoopa is the problem yeah yeah like there's not like it's not [ __ ] we got away from this thing that happened and we have to come in like it's not a thousand-year-old prophecy yeah well it's your typical genie story where you get a negative genie and then you have your good one and they have to assist together except they're the same person

10:07 yeah which the the thing that that i really liked at the beginning was it was just like bigger hoopa just flexing the whole yeah oh my god legendary yeah it was like i tried not to like keep over hyping myself but i kept like kind of like slipping into that so like it was it was well well worth it to me like to me it was like i didn't overhype like i met my expectations and i'm so happy it then because that's what i was afraid of that it wasn't and i was like well i guess it'll go at the bottom so it is like the coolest thing to watch hoopa [ __ ] like because you don't know what this is it's just like hoopa strong and then it summons kyogre and [ __ ] groudon and kyogre and groudon are like

10:53 [ __ ] you so then it summons the rings and [ __ ] fires it back at both of them and they both [ __ ] collapse everybody's like yeah yeah you're just like yo that's so cool it was like a wrestling match these people watching these big titans slash such a cool un like non-context intro to that pokemon and then later you get context to why that might not have been as it's exciting as everybody else thought it was and it's so cool but you don't want to cut off everything um i'm not kind of interrupting them more um go ahead i'm going to occasionally turn away because i don't want the whole thing to be you know sure uh yeah it's called cheetah um but the continuity this movie has a lot of continuity to other movies without saying they're from other games and like

11:39 if you've watched them like i mean i haven't watched all of them like you guys have but like i know about a lot of the parts and it was really cool to be like oh that's like that follows what they established in this older movie like there's something in them it's at the end so i don't talk about it yet but like there's something that happens because talking to elder there and it's like oh [ __ ] that's like the exact same effect from that movie and then yeah and like the arceus involvement and the plates it's all very uh yeah there's just good continuity there that isn't it feels like if they like if they wanted to take that moment to be like remember when we like made a universe with jed four what if we tried to bring it back right and they started it and then i don't know what happens with volcanic man they spread the pooch

12:24 gen six is recovering it's okay much like from the games how'd you like left yeah i'm not sure if it's just my environment but i didn't care for the movie it's always [ __ ] okay what did you like about it um like i said it could just be my environment it could be the fact that i just i answered this she just got really just like the whole time i was talking like okay daddy's got some specs to spit okay uh there's just to me personally uh it's there's the the beginning of this movie feels so weird with this comedy like it just comes out of nowhere it just happens it's like okay and then move on to the next thing i'm like it it moved so quickly and i was like okay that and none of it none of you

13:09 necessarily connect the title card we're like not that not that that was really cool i'm talking about the ash yes i think it was so it was so odd and awkward and it's like to me okay and then once they get started getting to the lore stuff i was like okay now we're calming down a little bit but then there's just there's points and times where like hoopa has this odd comedy like it's just it comes out of nowhere it's just it doesn't really feel like it's fitting the gravity of the situation like they're being chased by big hoopa and then ash says something and hoop was just like was that necessary i will say i think it's funny because i i agree to a point that like yes when ash and everyone gets smaller it does move very quickly but i think it's funny

13:56 because in this movie ash reacts very little to the fact that he's meeting this mythical pokemon who can defy the laws of space and time even though in other movies he's seen the legendaries multiple times and every time he sees him he's like oh my god it's a dialogue it's like why is this the time you're like oh yeah no no no i'm okay with this oh cool i've been through some [ __ ] this is okay i'm like dude you've got four generations in before you salt it three times and every time you're [ __ ] your pants over it i figured it out at this point this is the first time i feel like i think that's why it's weird though it's because now she's like okay yeah this is the first time i think even in zorua it was it was a little downplayed but they still said it was like oh you talk you didn't do that at all they're just like oh hey how's it going i'm talking about cool big dog at this point i was

14:42 like why what is the what is the consistency that my mind has been i don't know what connor has a point like the chat's not existed at this point and like like i said maybe it's just me and i could i didn't give the the movie enough chance because there was a point where i dozed off and i had to rewind it a little bit but to me for me it i just i didn't care for it like it sounds like you guys did like and then we'll talk a little bit i guess about plot but there's a certain point later i'm just kind of like what but we'll get to it all right interesting interesting so i think what's nice about it is that you basically get all these dream battles that yeah we never got because like uh a lot of these pokemon like even though they're the box art legendaries we actually never saw them go against each

15:27 other right some showed up in a movie solo or not as themselves again like the jirachi groudon yeah we had kyogre manafee really uh well we have zekram and reshram at the beginning but not towards the big fight um reggie kagas reggie giggs we have freaking giggles in this i love reggie yes like the first time we met [Music] i want that can i just have a website that plays that uh

16:13 i'm gonna bring up something real quick with that though okay we're gonna be talking about continuity ladies shouldn't be there okay i put that in the notes a lot because i think in the world of pokemon moment they go through and start showing like clips from the movie not directly from the movies but i should have been making out with that exactly flying through altimar hey wait a [ __ ] minute you're dead that was your dad and your mom your dad the only thing that i would even bring up to even counter that point is if if he's pulling from random spots in space

16:58 and time there's nothing preventing him from from before he died because then primal groudon and primal kyogre wouldn't have been able to be a thing you're right because they can only do that because they need to have the stones and they never had them you're right those are that's a pulling from different moments but this is how it's working so okay i i can deal with that i can work with that so to bring it how it all gets started so

17:44 we we're in like this old ancient egyptian like village i don't know it's specifically geographically where it is um but just this big [ __ ] ring opens up and some big spiky tooth monsters just like and just starts i don't like his arms yeah i like the arms if you just had two it'd be one thing the fact that he has six rayman arms really freaks me out i don't know why the the whole the dante has a point at the very beginning where it is it does feel a little disconnected from the rest of the movie but the minute evil hoopa showed up and he started like [ __ ] grabbing and twisting buildings and [ __ ] i was like yo yeah okay hold on i was like maybe i'm misremembering like how good this movie starts sure because

18:30 i remember the intro sequence and the minute he started like grabbing [ __ ] and [ __ ] tossing and i was like yes okay yeah so it's actually based on a yokai with six arms that's a different animal that has all the arms in a different dimension which is cool because it kind of relates to this actual pokemon yeah so with the beginning of this movie i'll also preface all this by saying hoopla did nothing wrong that great oh yeah people he probably robbed somebody so i'd say that's wrong because he pulled that gold from somewhere homie put a ring in scrooge mcduck's basement and he just stole all

19:15 his money and said here's for the bread but that wouldn't have happened if the guy was like hey you're gonna have to pay for that but uh but danny uh jeff bezos can go without it that's fair jeff bezos he can he could be sitting upon yeah because i was very [ __ ] because i was very interested i'm like is he just creating this or is he pulling from somewhere then there's a scene there like he [ __ ] rob somebody yeah [ __ ] rocks basically oh i can really use a glass of water oh water dude sucks it from a pool like he just [ __ ] dropped something with a glock just like this [ __ ] all six hands i'm going to need that water real quick yes we kind of already talked about it

20:01 like the kyogre hoopa shows up kind of scares these people he's like oh you want a show and he goes like ali hoopa ring [Music] they're fighting him but he's putting rings up to be like psych boom psych boom and like after he's doing that i was like okay all right he's like i gotta go bigger and what is his move what is hoopa's movie i don't know i i don't i've never heard of john it's just like [ __ ] you yes belly blast butt cuz i love what they did with the movie because because hoopa is a playful character and that's what i really liked how they accentuated that at the beginning where it's kind of like a young like a kid where it's like he's getting the claps he's getting the attention and he's going to constantly keep keep going and going and going

20:47 eventually it's going to get dangerous and that's when like all the problems occur but like they really just honed it on the fact that he's playful and he's just doing it because he's naive apart from the card game i this is my first time being exposed to google i knew about him i know i've seen him say that like volcano they showed up in like art for horus or excellent whichever one and then yeah who this signature move is called hyperspace fury yeah jesus christ that's right in japanese yeah it's called dimensional rush that's amazing that's pretty [ __ ] dope how does that fit in the text box uh it's a storytelling move by the way what is hoopa psychic dart what does hoopla he's he's psychic dark when he's unbound he's psychic ghost when he's the little dude so goodbye how do you control that um

21:33 there's an item in the game yeah yeah you get the bottle and it'll change his form um so there's there's that part i don't know if it's the movie he was using but this is what it looked like to me when he has zekrom uh and yeah reggie gigas and they're they're using like their [ __ ] biggest baddest moves and he's just like laughs get it out of here [ __ ] belly blast through a portal [ __ ] belly blast throw forward when kieran gets summoned this shit's great i got [ __ ] chills i was like way better the minute amount i won't say my dude the less amount of cure we got in this movie was significantly better than we got in keldeo um sorry i'm just going back to being belly blasted through portals that's got to be an experience just to be torn from your

22:18 reaction fighting because he got pulled forward yeah that'd be that'd be so [ __ ] funny though just to like like hit the ground look around me like did i just [ __ ] wake up what the [ __ ] was that [ __ ] but yeah i'm basically a god what did that hoop is basically causing this like supernatural storm as he's summoning pokemon from different dimensions times all whatever different points in time um and i don't think it was a name for this ancestor but they did later because the the two protagonists that that are helping ash they reference him right like it's like right for the light we can't remember all right we'll call him uh aladdin so aladdin pops in we call it clarence

23:04 he pops in with this cool genie bottle and he's just like nope come here and like captures hoopa unbound so now like that was going to follow that was a move so now he's got like evil hoopa like trapped it's like all right cool this evil stuff gone and now we get to the weird like ash and i i personally i think maybe because i went in expecting like we're gonna get to the big fights and stuff that's what i cared for um i saw the ash intro with all this stuff just kind of we gotta introduce them somehow yeah um they did it the goofy way of being like hoopa stealing food yeah so i i didn't hate that part i just like it was one of those things where i was like i don't feel like i need to watch this and like every now and again i'll be like that's funny yeah that's so good that's how they introduce a lot of the whatever pikachu that movie is without

23:50 pokemon getting food from them yeah and i actually said well what is that or you know but i think it's also like a little more creative because like i think of shaymin is my first go-to when it's like shaymin crawled in eight off the table trying to run away the team tried to you know jump on everybody surrounded shame until it exploded um this was hookah being like all right they didn't see me here's tomato berry and no i do like that he was mischievous yeah yeah i don't know how to prop i i'm not properly explaining it okay but i i might not know how to it's it's more so the pacing and the tone with how they do this i know i know that they have to do this you're talking about like a drastic shift like playfulness and then like seriousness like right up against each other yeah it's just it's just there there are very quick like yeah ups and

24:36 downs when it comes to what's happening here in the beginning that it feels very it feels very jerky okay i don't i don't know how else to explain it i interesting so i i was caught off guard with how quickly unbound hoopla came back because it's this like playful intros like like everybody's like getting used to hoopa and like as soon as everybody's used to hoopa they're like bottle bottle bad hoop bad hoop was here [ __ ] city put it back in the bottle and then it's like okay now hoopla is not okay and that was very quick and i was like holy [ __ ] that's called shock yeah it's whenever like you have a tight constraint or a plot okay that requires you to 180. yeah but this movie doesn't have a plot that requires that yeah well i think our last five movies have been like an hour 20 like yeah just over and

25:22 that's including credits like these are both like 115. yeah um so i i don't think this one felt particularly rushed by it like i think i got everything i needed out of it um but like i could see the the pacing argument with because we get like little snippets of ah yeah uh like going and getting the bottle and then being controlled by unbound coming back um but then we have hoopa being like hi and he goes ash kahn what's the con bit because he's the only two he does that with what is that something like well i don't caught in japanese says whenever like somebody out of respect that's k-u-n though oh that's

26:08 not how it's spelled i think it's just and that's typically like to somebody that's younger yeah it wasn't weird i guess technically they are younger than oopa right but it was weird that that was the only two yeah i didn't know it might just be that something it might be kind of like with gilman where he calls yeah yeah i think it's just like a like an endearing thing yeah like gilman does that way cool i thought it was a little mod because i think it announced it might just be a tactic to be like he's cute and adorable or they're cute and adorable and stuff because it's like oh he doesn't get it she's gonna call it it also might be natural it also might be ash picking you're getting picked on like like how like people are like how do you pronounce your name and i'm like can i and they're like oh connie and then they just call me like it might just be one it's also been used to show his intelligence ashkar p kind of yeah and they show that

26:55 he graphs it but not completely yeah i i just left it as it was a cultural thing i thought it was a cultural thing what is it like arabic [Laughter] like i've never seen a a pikachu before and then he's something and then someone's everyone in the [ __ ] house that was like one of my favorite things ever because i like i like when he started off which one is yours i like to think that like ash and pikachu were like pikachu go pee over there and while ash went this pikachu got taken away and he's here now and

27:40 make his return so hey pikachu how are you doing it's like a trick question they're all yours they're all actually true from like they're sleeping they're all variants just like walking i was like there's pika library i love that little thing i was waiting to see a few more because i i'm like i expected sparky uh richie's pikachu puka um i expected at least like a female with the heart maybe we got a hardtail one i didn't see all the content honestly if i'm looking at pikachu with

28:26 a heart tail that's just regular pikachu or if i'm looking at pika libre i'm not looking at the [ __ ] tail i'm looking at everything else that's like all right luchador buddy i absolutely love that scene and pikachu just still like i talked with thunder again yeah cause pikachu everybody saw the [ __ ] yeah he's like oh god which one they're all [ __ ] pinky big big [ __ ] actually that moment should have died all of them lightning can you imagine like team rocket how they struggled at pikachu and seen this going like this one the same oil the walk style one let's bring the lucha door on to the boss goes into the scenarios where he narrates it yeah this is like the quick little like goofy thing to like

29:12 introduce how hoopa works uh for us and then after they send the pikachu's back they bring you know sri and everybody else hey this is hoopa he travels and [ __ ] um he's gonna take us to the tower that we talked about going to see getting the special donuts that we never actually got um and just kind of like putting the pin in here's where the plot's gonna go but then we learned that hoopa can't go through the portals because the whole unbound thing and like you need to learn why you're a [ __ ] up before you can fix your [ __ ] up yeah it's like hoopa's whole character growth thing which once we get towards the end i kind of want to i i feel like i wasn't satisfied with the answer it didn't make any sense it doesn't make any sense at all because i don't even remember what hoopla [ __ ] yelled like that didn't seem like an answer i'm gonna stay here yeah it was like was here for everyone or something and i'm like yeah okay

29:59 how does how does how does that reflect on your [ __ ] up right yes this is when bizarre browsers comes in confusion just like i got the bottle and just like pops it off like what the [ __ ] are you doing and we see hoop on bound we see the building [ __ ] ripped apart that was a little bit with my grievances with this movie the moment where he was pulling freaking buildings hopefully no one was in them right here when you said he did nothing wrong i'm like well in the beginning in the beginning once he had the 100 year wrath yeah he did a whole bunch earlier i was like wow there's a dead guy in there sure oh at least one dude like didn't wake up on time you

30:45 could you could argue that all those riches didn't really need to me be like to imagine someone in the building like didn't wake up to that he was on the last floor before it got ripped off and he just woke up like oh skylight like that was me outside i would have slept through it yeah i'm like my other favorite thing about it looking up to the broken roof tomorrow my other favorite thing when it comes to hoopa and uh what he does in this movie is he'll just take random blasts and teleport them to god knows where yeah yeah oh my god yeah you just [ __ ] murdered somebody out there

31:31 yeah so we have team rocket then like ooh i could steal i love that that that was like the funniest team rocket bit for me in a long time or maybe i was like oh that bottle makes pokemon big and strong it could turn me into mega meow speaking of which why was that not g max neon that's right you mean also because percent better than long do you mean ultraman yes i thought it was interesting because that the allusions to like here's something we could do those family guy cutaway moments yeah don't normally happen in the movies right it's always the anime yep i think it's like the first time we've gotten one where like meowth's like i want to be a robot and then uh gen 7 is when they started including me out now he's like the new eevee or the new yeah where he gets a new form

32:17 where's let's go eat let's let's go meow yeah come on we finally get to play his team let's do it i'm for it um let's go talk about children dude i always have been games where you get across the nugget bridge and then the guys say do you want to join team rocket yes or no it's like i click yes every time oh you're only allowed to use subat and probably like to use the trial sequence oh [ __ ] that can they evolve for some reason for tuning into your rocket never captures like a [ __ ] random right door over there oh thank you i'm trusting this if they can evolve i'll take it they do they will okay oh wait a goldberg though i don't know about oh [ __ ] nevermind you don't get crowbar unless you're cyrus that's fine not worth it that that one person is only gonna name i can't

33:04 okay side note we were talking about cyrus having a crowbat in seoul but didn't specify what he was referring to he's like oh but cyrus has a crowbar like normally yes but this is randomized so he doesn't have to throw back like but he has a crowbar like yeah normally but he won't hear he's like that's not like i'm like what is your [ __ ] point then and then he's like well because cyrus says cyrus says something about he doesn't believe in friendship people use pokemon and blah blah blah blah and to get a crowbar you need to have friendship i'm like shut the [ __ ] up kid let's go back to the game you guys remember osmosis as votes is joke i made the joke almost every time but she's not that old um

33:49 yeah so team rocket they steal the bottle again which then like transitions back into hoopa unbound like breaking the bottle and then the actual like [ __ ] the rest of the movie happens uh which is from this point on is just like how do we stop hoop unbound from getting hoopa so this one was just a giant defense service yes which is and and done better than in my opinion than genesect so um this movement in terms of failure but this movie was an apology for the chain of batmobile yeah that's 100 you guys survived gen 5 here's your reward yeah hoopa was it's like end game where like end game is like 90 fan service but it they do it in a way that it's like this is what i wanted all along and it's in a story that makes some sort of sense and that's basically what hoop is i could

34:36 easily see there's been like they came up with hoop as a concept while coming up with the new pokemon for just the portals yeah and then as the all right hoopa does this it does the thing it'll be a mythical [ __ ] and then afterwards like you know we can make a movie where hoopa just brings them all together and someone's like get scripts go go go so they shouldn't revisit this plot again because we have a lot of legendaries that either didn't make the cut or it'll be an interesting matchup i would have liked to see it volatile like yourself i understand a lot he had hand bird yeah like you've elton being in the same way we can't in the same space based on their lore alone yeah that right there will make me create my [ __ ] pain legendaries being there at the same time almost ended that section of the earth and you wanted two hand birds to do the [ __ ] tango that would have that would have erased time fan

35:22 birds cannon as a plot to bring the delorean and the regular ones and then they'll take it off yeah that'd be [ __ ] that into my veins yes like the basically the rest of this movie is like we need to get hoopa away from hoopa hoopa can find little hoopa away from hoopa unbound because they bring the bottle right so the projects unbound yeah they have the pieces just to build a new bottle but they have to and then this is where they start going into like hey these two uh guidance characters like we are we have a relationship with arceus it gets kind of religious but not um i thought bringing an archus was really cool yeah it was great and they didn't really argues kind of kind of pulled his earnings of like i showed up at the end just to save the day and you know um which is

36:08 [ __ ] the character the pokemon that that's very frustrating it's better than him being like if we were gonna have some continuity with this thing and like and lugia talked and arceus talked i think there's one that i would have raised this movie i'm sorry oh they could have done your homework is that you i would have wished they say no you knew about the town you know how we're always joking about the martha thing yeah the continuity is like save ash and they're like all of them are like ash ash that kid yeah yeah like the earth will turn ash ash i i also like that uh when they're

36:54 talking about their necklaces and they're like that's ernest is simple the only thing i don't like is that like it's the same exact shape and i'm like okay hold on it's the same shape as it's like belly piece it's not it's not the whole llama so in theory if somebody does capture hoopa they're kind of like the strong stranger because i imagine hoopa can use disability captured wasn't that a whole thing in the show or something where like team rocket captured hoopa and he said [ __ ] this and then and yeah and they like teleported a base into the middle of the desert or some [ __ ] there's definitely a clip of a hoop of being like hey this basement [ __ ] that and just dropped it in a desert it's like oh die i don't know i i swear to god after [Music]

37:44 it wraps up with the greninja you're the guardian of callows help us find the design [ __ ] before current journeys which journeys was like snippets from the you know different people in anime yeah all the generations here are the important game moments like they had team aqua awakening you know what that might not be i think they referenced it or something boris okay i i definitely feel like there's a reference to being like yeah this serious pokemon just like moved to base or something and i'm like

38:30 i love the big dick energy off of hoopa that's just like hey man no no um yeah like at this point the kids explained like hey we can make a bottle but with you know power vars we have this and this but we need fire water ground and like we have frogadier and we got brakes in we don't have a ground type [ __ ] hip-hop i love that like i have an idea and they just open a ring and just like slips in i'm like i need your help and he just kind of derps around the rest of the movie until they beat him but i was like it's great that they understand speech yeah because i would have imagined they would have been like one of the kids the two like guiding the brother and sister have a ground type for plot like now let's just pull up

39:16 i loved it um i loved it yeah so then they basically split up it's ash who pikachu the rest of the gang like we're gonna go make a bottle you protected there are so many good scenes of unbound hoop of chasing too yeah uh like the same where they duck into the warehouse and you just see the [ __ ] face yeah the face caught but it's like that shit's terrifying it's like the lights back in so all throughout that like hoop on bounds just like i don't care what's [ __ ] like in my way yeah i just want to find pupa but before they run like how do we stop this thing who was like i know lugia yeah just lugia shows up and like real talk lugia probably could have won this [ __ ] movie if hoop hoop on that wasn't just like go home stop yeah like it was

40:01 [ __ ] him summons a legendary pokemon and they're just down to [ __ ] with whatever wants i love it like does hoopa have knowledge of these pokemon because given the principle he has to have knowledge that they exist and they have to physically be present so he has somewhere to pull them from because the prime rules like he has he had to have knowledge right and rayquaza is not a pokemon that a lot of people know about so that's the most out of all of the nelson most impressive ones because brock just knew all those yeah is that the legendary pokemon insert name here rocking jeans yeah this isn't like gyms are like

40:46 like as as old as time so if going going by that like it's not out of the question that hoopla just has this knowledge it's also possible hoopa when he was unbound before he got like separated from himself would just pop in and out of different points in time yeah and that's what i got that's what i thought he had to be able to travel to meet these things because he's he knows exactly which ones to summon yeah but i want a whole new spin-off and just hoopa like starting no this movie before he got to the town this plot can be copied with the mythicals or this plot can just be copied and just do like hoopa two didn't make the cut it's so easy to do a sequel to that it's all electric types there are it's just like a bunch of like chapters

41:31 reggie you're lucky reggie i hate i don't i love it i was a hipster and i talk [ __ ] about them i love them now okay that's a whole different discussion life sucks way better way better than the original three i don't care what you say i get the dragon one [ __ ] but not as good as reggie give you something all right not like the dragon one because it's half a charizard so that's unbalanced because charizard's not a yeah like no no that's why it makes me know it's dragon mad because it's the dragon type [ __ ] reggie but it has the skull of a not dragon game freak likes to [ __ ] around yeah it's a school for mega charizard x it's a name is this

42:33 [Music] i just love how it was kind of like a call back to 2000 yeah with like that thanks lugia like he tweets away oh look it's lucia that's what i'm saying this entire movie there's continuity like um actually it's more comfortable with lugia specifically yeah i go go see slow yeah and actually like oh yeah i see i met him like five times i was like because misty and brock were there because they they added them in their anime now and they're like oh we seen lugia before and i was like dude i just i would love to see no just who are you no they could have been referring they could have been referring to these with the baby

43:19 but the way they said it they're like oh we've seen lugia before so i just they've talked about dark cry too yeah they've like even with the baby they still saw a full bro lugia yeah yeah and then the picture i showed you guys i can't remember which legendary it was it was dark right was it dark yeah it was dawn and ash talking about dark starcraft yeah in in the yeah in the new journey yeah a couple of times they keep referring back to the movie the good ghost like you've seen darkrai on three separate occasions unless then they're referring to tobias's darkrai which yeah i think that is well done specifically uh name drops poke okay yeah gotcha uh since we're still in lugia real quick whatever move it's using is amazing yeah i put bravery for your notes it looks it looked dragonish to me so yeah that's

44:04 why i got that [ __ ] dude it's a breakdragon when it just shows up and just starts [ __ ] slamming into hoopla and hope it's like what the [ __ ] it's like [ __ ] off me you know it's like i am surprised [Laughter] something the center is full of like animated like a [ __ ] kaiju movie thing where like most of the pokemon are like lit from the bottom yeah a lot of them like it's so good and the fact that it's like a night scene

44:50 in the city it's the only thing i would have said better is if we got more shots of them like fighting and it was like a low shot so they looked even bigger right i agree yeah but the fact like you guys were right but this is like oh yeah it's a kaiju movie like this 100 yeah like just a thing where they're just beating up on each other dealing with luke and then like [ __ ] leaves hilarious um i forget how i think the three here the rayquaza and the ladies they come first yeah because ash so actually getting off against hoop he's stupid smart in this movie right he's really noticing like ash is actually like a really confident trainer right now yeah because he uh because he's like hoopa we're gonna need to be fast if we're gonna compete with something that strong

45:37 so then it summons like the three fastest legendaries and then i guess at the time i don't know if there's anything really fast it could it could it could be argued yeah because the game doesn't always translate to right yeah i guess we see we don't want to go with more box art right yes yeah more box our legendary yes for the villains those three specifically we're like we're promoting auris with hoopa so they're going to be the heroes but and then yeah yeah so uh they summon all them which the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] the summoning animations dude that's right that's what that's my favorite part yeah the [ __ ] shiny equation just like spiraling out of the thing and just being like and the the [ __ ] pops out of the ring and then big hope of being like oh okay

46:24 we're playing yeah and then we get the coolest [ __ ] on you i got six rings yes the coolest summonings of the whole [ __ ] movie because uh you get them like basically like clawing their way out and they're like corrupted by the fury and [ __ ] it's so cool because we have kieran that was like a note i had like they started off with lugia so they won gen 2 to gen 3 to gen four and then five so then yeah if it was the gen three rayquaza in the long run it would have been private yeah and then we see uh after they show up uh i thought it was guillotina first and then yalga and palkia maybe one with

47:11 yeah because i feel like they did diagon pakistan and then giratina and kyra as a set because there wasn't yeah like i love this shot with guarantina jessica in general because i just love the first thing you see is just the eyes glow and that illuminated the rest of the body i would have loved to see it like platinum when you encounter him and he does that comes out the portal with just like the black silhouette and the red eyes right like if the ring opened it was just like and they like crawled out dude i wanted to see gracias receives great i don't know how you pronounce it or origin mode is origin yeah i wanted to see that version obviously it's mirror dimensions now that worked but i would love to see that along with the white cuisa and everybody else just switching forms out there i think we're really [ __ ] kiran stole the show for me when i saw him like when i saw the gen four people okay

47:57 that's [ __ ] high but when i saw kenron like i said i got [ __ ] chills off because i never seen this movie i get it so i was like oh this is [ __ ] great like he saw the show the animation everything like you said the way that like the clawing and everything oh dude it was so [ __ ] thing again without the splicers but i'll forgive you yeah this is the way i want to see him i'm just [ __ ] obliterating not just beating up a unit not just like hey i'm training you kid i'm going to [ __ ] murder you if you're not careful i like this kid i'm not the mystery yeah uh dragon ascent in this movie was [ __ ] dope when it just like spiraled went straight yeah [ __ ] clashed it was so [ __ ] cool but yeah the everything about it actually like we gotta evade we're gonna dodge this we got that [ __ ] palkia does the spatial rand and it just slices those two

48:43 buildings in half the best it's ever looked yeah yeah just a more bubblegum yeah no more bubblegum blast so much dude everything about this [ __ ] whole section of the movie is so this is like 20 30 maybe 40 minutes this was the best part of the movie yeah like this right here it's you know that scene in civil war the airport scene that talks know against each other yeah except hoopa

49:28 kind of just like said what's going on who bought and bound except for the part where he surrounds him with the rings and the [ __ ] fists just started oh that was cool it was dope i said that i was like a side smash i got uh i got well that makes sense too i was thinking of the thing i think i enjoyed the most about this was it was hoopa and ash on the run and then hoopa and bound is like i'm gonna pull the strings these are going to go they're going to wear you down and then when then after you're beaten up and you've had and you're out of energy i'm going to come in and i'm going to i'm going to get what i want it really felt like like it was just hoopa just pulling like the ultimate power play of you want to play big guns boy

50:14 you better be ready this this was another i might be old but same with your chest there's another cool thing about the movie where the you didn't need to teach the mythical how to use its powers yeah it knew it was very well love that it was very used to using its powers it was dope and then when ash is like [ __ ] i can't do anything okay just focus all defense on the tower the bottle is what we need again ash being like a super competent trainer like dude if you do this the minute i heard him being like he's like he's like [ __ ] he's like request a twister now yeah i was like yeah that doesn't make sense

51:07 [Music] first of all you're not my trainer i'm here to help hoopa so calm the [ __ ] great way great way to show off megas by the way is to be like three magazines like six others my only complaint is they just kind of megan evolve because they were yeah yeah and i'm like that's not his favorites i can't give that a pass with the mittens the mythicals and legendaries that those are the only pokemon i can because they have to rely on themselves and they have to be pat and they should be that powerful to do that where like all the other pokemon like anything that's not legendary having the stone and bonds of friendship that makes a lot more sense for them i could give a pass with the legendaries i could give

51:58 so i put that in here i was i kind of took like quick play-by-play like what happened uh all the villains show up heroes show up the dragon villains all dragon pulse and then that's when all three mega evolved and then like the [ __ ] chase starts and there's a point where groudon's like i'll stop him and he uses like lava plume or something and as they dodge his [ __ ] bodies cure him instead and like they start going back again because like they're later they're kieran's chasing him and uses ice me keeps missing and as they fly by groudon he just freezes groudon in place the entirety of the fight where ashes on the lady houses whatever you call them lies

52:43 where ash is on the lotties uh they're purely on defense yeah and rayquaza is like i came here to [ __ ] you up yeah and he's like i'm a hundred percent offense baby i don't see deontay so somebody's gotta fight right he's just going hard on everything that comes near them and it is so cool uh there is one like weird inconsistency and it's when kyogre cannon can't fly because when he comes in he's just like ah and then sometimes he's like oh wait water okay bird i must hydrate every 20 minutes i think it would have really been really cool because the we had the megas from the heroes side uh but we only had uh curium transformed i think if at that point we would have seen the primals yeah for

53:30 kyogre and groudon come out then turn into them turn into primals that would have been a really really nice product yeah yeah yeah i get that but uh i guess they they wanted to do that by being like what's that yeah [Music] around its release okay it was definitely no no not like the same movie isn't it oh yes i was referring to the pokemon oh gosh i know who was such a big thing on six and a seven okay i love it danny was like i i thought you were telling me you're like no my gear now the pokeball skirt opens up volcano

54:15 like what i have a problem with the auntie maguirina they're like the same pokemon like they are uh volcania all of these guys i never know the giant even like uh sarah ora i struggle with their gym because i always want to say i always overshot it by one genitals do the word mythicals that wow they just kind of popped up at a distribution you must love mel tan who isn't a jen at all yeah okay so for just quick clarification omega ruby alpha sapphire released in 2014 hoopa movie with the japanese release released in july of 2015. all right so so so it's definitely the hype and the post game industry district is that why i don't know

55:01 i feel like they might have been in an event they did that event where they because gave might be why they did shiny that was an event yeah is the best design they're normally the shiny legendaries i think so yeah because those kids used to come in and ask for those piles of cards yeah just like leave i took them off you want three i have i have 16. i gave it to my college friends that means i can summon 300 i wanted i wanted to give a shout out to wubba fett for oh my god

55:53 [Music] moment yeah there's in uh gen 7 where beware goes [ __ ] crazy one of the b words go crazy and jesse and james like wait to it and you're not supposed to wave to them yeah they thought those stairs and he started going crazy and well fitting this counter and he like punches it he knows the thing when he comes like this and they force the frame and just broke every tree and i was like i constantly forget how amazing wobble fit actually because he i think it's like once again that they he does something yeah badass his [ __ ] just to be the annoying one that pops out and then everybody's like right you do stuff so i'm just saying this movie proved why

56:39 wabafete is called the nuzlocke ender yeah yeah 100 i'm sorry i i mean we all definitely did but i definitely clipped the [ __ ] out of your mic there yeah all the lights went on and i was i would give a shout out to one yeah he's the unspoken mvp of these so good i don't remember how exactly it happens but one of my favorite moments in this whole fight is rayquaza's [ __ ] [ __ ] up and then cure them comes out of nowhere i think where crazy is fighting your tita dude no that was he's probably fighting downgrading somebody kiram comes in i think as white kieran tackles him into the water and then like freezes in the freezer yeah and they both become crashing out because all right so like with that scene like

57:25 rayquaza was flying down iq wraps around him and getting yeah and that's when i like i lost my [ __ ] mind because i'm like the space noodle did something else taste noodles so good because like i'm like like i always was like why doesn't he just wrap around just drag this [ __ ] wherever he [ __ ] did that and then i got like i'd like the collision just the calmness the ice over the water and then just them ascending back up that was i sliced my mind this whole part of the movie is like when you [ __ ] on the kid that goes and plays online with a whole team of legendaries this is one [ __ ] dog yeah this is the cool version of a 6v6 well obviously not 66 but two full teams of legendaries just [ __ ] swinging at each other like this is pretty great and then hoopa's just like [ __ ] i gotta be smart okay

58:12 portal through the storm yeah and yeah which i was a little confused because he put the portals in front of the legendaries he's like everybody's screaming to the portals and i'm gonna open up portals closer to them because the beams are stronger when they hit closer objects he also put them around yeah like because they were all hitting him from one angle but i think the thought was like i'm gonna hit it from everywhere and it's harder to deal with yeah but uh then he gets inside but yeah because because like i was going to mention that part because that's just like it kind of shows like how smart unbound hoopla is like okay i'm just gonna hit from because like he might have thought like they were bolstering just like once so he's like i'm just gonna hit you from different sides and just you yeah the only question i have out of that whole thing uh why didn't groudon just use

58:57 precipice blades to just [ __ ] you up destroy the continent everybody was too high he just didn't think about it he was like groudon is the aquaman of pokemon where you can go up you beat him i put this in the note at the end i was like after everyone's solved and everyone's not brainwashed anymore i'm like everybody flies home or swims or groudon just like a question for me because if we're bringing up the whole time space uh continually where'd they go why are they why didn't hoopa just send them back where are they going okay so this i'll give you this is my argument for the plot okay because when the world started to shatter okay okay i just like the idea that graham was like i guess i moved yes i live here now

59:45 but yeah so they they clear up the hoop okay well i guess that's probably important to go over first hoover breaks to the the twister they get the new bottle capture it comes back out but hoopa kind of like you know we don't have to i think it's through ash oh my god we have a happy life i'm not angry about being trapped in a bottle for a hundred years or whatever look at the picture of this sun we ate donuts and he's like i just love them better no this will pull off better than genocide yeah yeah don't get me started on half the seismic toss and look at the sun and then they're fine

1:00:31 um yeah and then after this is when like the whole dimension starts to shine like there's too many legendaries in one space so my mindset because i don't remember what happened i watched this i'm like oh well hoop on bound comes out and just sends everybody home but they don't do that so they just so two of them can go three four of them can do that themselves yeah yeah yeah yeah tina can do it pokey and young can do it and uh it's just one of the fourth person i don't forget that was that was uh they have the rayquaza the lottie's groudon coyote

1:01:30 [Laughter] primal in this moment did they no no i i i agree with whatever chris said we're like or whoever said i don't know um well i i don't remember things five minutes ago um where he just took him from like ancient history and that's just that overpowered i will say this this is the main thing that made me think of the continuity because it was like oh my god space and time are disintegrating because pal came down they're here and i'm like okay it's like that darkrai movie that's it's crazy but like they all start trying to attack the [ __ ] decaying space which is yeah which is it's not a smart thing for mesh

1:02:18 even though he's done all these smart yeah he gets like 10 to use he's that twister he becomes super saiyan in iq for like 30 minutes at a time he's like i didn't think we'd live this long attack i tried to i tried to punch something that could crumble me like an aluminum cake back to the game of what if ash tried to punch it let's talk about it i missed i miss ash trying to push this next part is the most unbelievable part of the entire movie uh which is unbelievable or believable unbelievable like like the most unrealistic my immersion was ruined when hoopa opens up rings so everyone can get out and they all calmly and single file walk out i'm like bull [ __ ] [ __ ] i think the only one that

1:03:03 would have been calm just like because after they capture hoopa and bound and everyone's like ash wait and they rush to ash we just have what tosh just like when do i get to go home i have a child you stole me from my family just cut for in the credits i think they opened the ring and just like tumbles in the sand um but yeah so this is where like the weird like hoopa learn his lesson but did he really it happens this hoopa can't go through the ring correct because it doesn't fully understand why it's unbound form was captured in the first place correct what problems it caused so they try and like jump through repeatedly like come on i'll pull you with i can't do it i can't do it so they do it one more time and hoopa yelled

1:03:50 something hoopa yells uh hoopa wants to stay for everyone or with everyone or something like that um and i think i don't know how it translates i don't know what it's what it is in japanese um but the way i see it and it has nothing to do with what hoopa said but it has everything to do with what hoopa learned to me is that hoopa in the past was like i have these powers to make people love me versus i could use these powers to help people which is what he learned with the guy and i i think it what i think the big thing was shoving or like trying to get brazar out first and being like no i need to but then he's like i need to learn how to get this power so i can get him out because he's going to

1:04:38 die and hupa wants to be with everybody so i think it was like hoopa doesn't want brazar to die or bizarre whatever his name is yeah the thing is i don't know if i s flipped the r and the z throughout typing this so it could be zero yeah sounds right yeah i basically i think he's like i don't want big brother to die so hoopa needs to learn this what and then he's just like hoopa's lesson who wants to save everybody yeah so i think hoopa's thing was like i could use these powers to help people versus i could use these powers to make people love and worship me so hoopa i have here says hoopo will stay with everyone yeah and i know after they said he solves this like you can go home to whatever the [ __ ] the town was or whatever and hoop is like i can't i have to stay here because i have

1:05:25 things pokemon mister yeah yeah yeah he's like oh yeah no i'm going to rebuild this yeah which i have yeah and then he's thinking about like when the guy taught him how to like plant the seeds and all that stuff and like how to raise a city that he ruins did you imagine yeah it's like the arc valley or something like that um let's see hoopa saves day happy everyone goes to the portals the ring light shrinks almost as small as it can before they get out and arceus is like oh i'm god i just like this there's the [ __ ] pokemon clerics in this movie it was like that was so jarring to me like these guys have like legitimate magic they should be more shocking than any pokemon you can run into in this world right

1:06:11 um arceus descends doesn't say where's deimos honestly i was waiting if if any moment it would have been now i thought they're gonna be like the kids have their parents who are cousins to the girl from arceus who are then both kevin damos not kevin [ __ ] i thought about that i'm like they're going to relate to the game right i thought i honestly i said this to danny i don't know if anybody else is listening to it yesterday i was like so like if the other people were like the disciples of jesus in like the whole darker eye saga right that makes the guy who trapped hoopa basically muhammad right of like the muslim faith kind of yeah yeah like again not exactly but like

1:06:56 any terms of speaking if you had to make a comparison between real world parallels that that's what that is yeah where it's like same god different descendants different teachings different ways of living but the same god either way just arceus says another group of worshipers what's up i'm just a llama i'm just a he's just like you could choose all the things to wear around you you choose my weird belly thing okay i have all these discs you could wear like this oh you could have been like a cool beanie that's like my no okay the city you guys go to your thing ash

1:07:44 good luck being a pokemon mister oh it's like a [ __ ] oh a master he's like yeah whatever it is it's mr mister you never know what that means anyways talking about master yeah it is weird because like there's there aren't any parameters for it it's like nobody's ever been to pokemon doesn't owning a pokemon go dude it's like it's like in the same head as like um mjolnir it's what you want like how do you define being worthy how do you define being a pokemons it just stands for gobstopper that's why it's everlasting oh he's got it so all actually is so um

1:08:30 yeah credits roll a bunch of desert stuff hippopotamuses home flops huh do they get the donuts in the credits uh if they do they never got their donuts [ __ ] up that's because it wrecked the [ __ ] donut shop hoopa was like oh you want to do it that's what the building was that yeah yeah yeah it was the donut enterprise just like [ __ ] your donut america runs on token [Laughter] because nobody mentioned that but it's like when they were creating the bottle when when hoopa was like they're using that little she has a distraction and then looks over and he's just like they're [ __ ] building a bottle i

1:09:15 destroyed that [ __ ] i didn't like that moment yeah and now she's like [ __ ] they caught on [ __ ] okay i actually do have a quick question about that no so it was really implied for a lot of the movie that where they were making the bottles at like the top of the tower am i wrong with that but then it the tower's destroyed it's at the very bottom of the tower you could go to the top for the view but you don't have to stay there you can just so the whole time yeah i so what did i say here

1:10:00 uh i was getting really greedy throughout the whole thing i was like y'all just [ __ ] more legendaries baby give me lydia back where is he belts all where's zygard where are they at where the [ __ ] is hello that's what i just said that's what i'm saying uh who uh did the first movie or the first couple movies in the the first two seasons of the anime said that uh the uh pokemon company which is nintendo has a strict rule when they were using a movie why i don't know it's but they do they have a power of one right yeah they have power ones they eventually do but this was during the first two seasons oh sorry no i choose you i choose you power of

1:10:46 uh back around gen 3 when he gave this uh interview because he was only in charge of the original movie in the first two seasons so uh i think it's that's i mean it's with ash's like the legendary he saw on his first day whatever maybe i can only assume it's because like what it means when you see hello like i think it's heavily lord dependent if they ever decide to end pokemon i'm sure it'll end with him seeing her but then i guess the movie kind of takes the wind out of the sails on that ash you died that day you saw hollow this is all the

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