Brief Summary
Michael McIntyre humorously explores the quirks of the English language, particularly focusing on silent letters. He questions the purpose of these letters, using examples like "hour," "half," "subtle," and words starting with "kn-." He proposes the idea of a "Silent Letter Day" celebrated in the "autumn" or "February," filled with activities and traditions centered around silent letters, such as using only kites ("kites") and exchanging gnomes.
- The humor revolves around the absurdity of silent letters in common words.
- A "Silent Letter Day" is proposed as a celebration of these linguistic oddities.
- The comedian uses wordplay and absurd scenarios to highlight the inconsistencies of English spelling.
Silent Letters in English
The comedian begins by questioning the existence of silent letters in the English language, specifically the letter "h" in words like "hour." He wonders why the "h" is there if it's never pronounced, using the example of someone saying "half a hour." He extends this to the word "subtle," asking why the "b" is necessary when it remains silent.
The Silent "k"
Michael shifts his focus to words that begin with "kn-," questioning the purpose of the silent "k." He uses "knuckles" as an example, pondering why the "k" is included if it's not pronounced. This leads him to the idea of creating a special day to celebrate silent letters.
Silent Letter Day
The comedian proposes the creation of "Silent Letter Day," suggesting it should be celebrated on a "Wedness day" sometime in the "autumn" or even in "February." Activities would include "talking" and "walking," and people would save up their "kitting" to use only kites on this day. Only "kites" are allowed, and food would be buffet style with "Salamon" and "SW fish."
Silent Letter Day Traditions
Continuing with the "Silent Letter Day" theme, Michael suggests that the gnome would be the symbol of the day, similar to Father Christmas at Christmas. People would exchange gnomes as gifts. He jokes about keeping a gnome hidden in the cupboard and wrapping it up with "skizzers."
More "Silent Letter Day" Humor
Michael continues his comedic routine by incorporating more words with silent letters into the "Silent Letter Day" scenario. He humorously questions if a sign is really necessary, using the word "honestly." He then jokes about taking the gnome back to the shop because someone didn't listen.
Celebrating the End of "Silent Letter Day"
The comedian describes the end of "Silent Letter Day," where people celebrate with "champag." He jokes about a "koock" at the door and welcomes his friends Chloe and Isa from "SK." He invites them to grab a "knif" and help themselves to "laaga" (lasagna).
The End of the Day
Concluding his routine, Michael jokes that at the end of "Silent Letter Day," when everyone is "kaked," they go to sleep at half past the "how."
