0:01 Hey you guys, welcome back to the channel. My name is Stephen accompanied by Queen Taylor. And we did a whole Cockney rhyming slang video just for Mickey Flanigan. And since we've done that video, we're going to do more Mickey Flanigan, right? It just makes sense. Also, just because we love Mickey. Well, I'm a little biased. We're a little biased. He I've been hot for Mickey since we uh got introduced to him. So, we're going to do What do women want? because we got a s ton of recommendations in our videos for what to do with him and uh this was one of them and this one spoke to me. You had never used the knowledge if you had it.
0:46 Whoa. Shots freaking fired. What do you mean? I don't just mean you. I mean you as a generalization to men. Wow. Because generalized generalized Oh, it's fair. It's fair statement. [Laughter] On that note, guys, let's find out what women want. Let's hop on over the video. Women love a new top. You see a woman a bit chipper, say, "What you so cheerful for?" I've got a new top. You see a woman skipping along the road. She bought a new top. She wore it to the party and then she took it
1:36 back. Got me money back. Not even a [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] credit. Now, there's only two things I know about women. They love a new top and they love talking to a point where men look and think, "How do they do it? How do they keep talking when there's nothing to say?" You never see two women just staring past each [Laughter] other. They just look at each other and they go for it, don't they? Ever see the woman try to end a phone call? Takes my wife about an hour to end the phone call. She says bye about 50 times. Bye then. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. Oh
2:22 my god. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Does that remind you of somebody? That is half the women in my family. Can you guys just get the f off the phone? I'm like, I love you so much, but we've said by 16 times. I really would like to go. The first time was good. All right. The second time was all right. Is it always like by Oh, but did you Oh, yeah. Oh, and then I blah blah blah blah blah. And did you blah blah blah? Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Now, for real. Jeez. Excuse me. Now the internet knows how you sneeze. Don't worry. Hey, that's one of 20 different bye-bye.
3:08 [Laughter] [Music] You go. I don't know what's happening. I have like a really bad tickle. Does that work? scared me. You know when people do, have you ever seen someone do that in a movie? I don't think that works. Good, man. It's like toying with me. It's like, yeah, it's like working up and then it's like psych. Okay. Do you want me to suck it out? Gross. I'm not our son. No.
3:54 Okay. Context. Context is everything. Okay. What I mean by that is our our one-year-old son has this thing that you it sucks his snot out cuz he's a baby, right? And I thought about using it, not going to lie. It's like a little pump on a stick and it's uh it just goes the tip of the nose and it sucks out the stuff. Don't worry if you're a parent. You know what I'm talking about. Everybody else is like, "What the wait, he was just saying bye." Oh, that was still And my wife really loves talking. And I cannot fulfill all her talking needs.
4:40 That's the bottom line. Thank God she's got friends for that. And often she'll have what she calls a girly night in. So they can all get together and talk. This is inspired quite a lot by the fact that one of them is down. If a woman is down, her sisters gather around to build her up. And we know why she's down. Cuz of that [Laughter] bastard. They told her he was a bastard. [Laughter] Did she listen? No. She said she loves a bastard. She loves the thrill and
5:26 excitement of the bastard. The unpredictability of the bastard man. Who wants a kind, reliable man. And now he's [ __ ] her [Laughter] mom. Are you Oh my god. He stickked that in there. I know. He has got the best delivery ever. It makes him so much funnier. Oh my gosh. Oh, look at Did you see all the women, too? Yeah, we're backing that. We're backing that up. That was funny. Look at
6:13 these women's faces. Especially hers. Watch. They told her he was a bastard. But did she listen? No. She said she loves a bastard. She loves the f and the excitement of the bastard. The unpredictability of the bastard man. Who wants a kind, reliable man? And now he's [ __ ] her up. He's done the mil combo. Legend or bastard, you decide.
7:02 So my wife says to me, "Oh, the girls are coming round on Thursday night. What are you going to do?" This is her way of saying, "The girls are coming around on Thursday night. You must leave the building." I'm happy to go. I look in the fridge before I leave. There's eight bottles of carver there. Of course, there's five of them coming, man. And when I leave, they're all in the front room. Chit, chit, chit, chit, chat, chat, chat. And I say, "Child, Bella. Chiao, Bella." And I leave. And when I come back, I would have thought things would have calmed down a bit. No, it's chaos in the front room. No one's listening to anyone. There's always one who's just drifted off to the stereo to have a little dance on her own. I was afraid I was
7:48 petrified by my side. Bastard bastard. Oh my god. There's always one crying. There's always one crying. Come on. Come on. Come on. They say come on. Come on. And I see all this through the window. And as I come in, my wife comes to the door. She goes, "Don't come in here. Somebody's crying." And I say, "Funny enough, babe. I was going to give it a miss." And I go to bed. It's got nothing to do with me. Nothing to do with me. And I say, "No more of it. It's her night." Yet, if I go out for the evening, my wife is deeply interested in
8:34 every single detail. Starts in the afternoon. No. She starts following me about. So, where you going tonight? I said, I don't know. We've not decided yet. What if you can't get in? What the pub? You have to get in the pub to drink laga. Who's coming along? I don't know. No one's really confirmed yet. Oh, babe. This sounds like a disaster. I say, "Look, I'm not worried about it. Don't you worry about it. Really, it's fine." And as she says, "Say hello to everybody
9:21 for me." Can I tell you here and now, girls, we never say hello for you. She's dying. It goes in one ear and out the other. can carry on asking till the end of time. No man has ever walked into a booger. My wife said to say [Laughter] hello cuz men would say shut up you [ __ ] No one passes on the salo for me. It's from air world. You're in air world now.
10:10 And when I get home, she's on me again. All right. Did you have a good night? So, yes, thanks. Yes, thanks. Any gossip? Any scandal? And we just had a few drinks and a few [Laughter] laughs. She said, "So, how's Sue then? How's Sue at the moment? How is [Music] Sue? I said, I don't know. Do Sue weren't there? Did you not ask Tony how Sue was? I didn't even ask Tony how he was.
10:56 [Applause] You at or where you at? Oh my god, I love Mickey. My chest hurts, by the way. I don't know if you guys noticed. I don't know if you guys noticed that my chest hurts. Yeah, my chest hurts. I probably did not notice. It's nothing serious. It's uh all the howling I've been doing the past few episodes. Um Mickey's the best. He really is. I We've come across some other funny comedians. I don't think anybody's going to top him for me. Probably ever. Did you notice some uh cockney slang in there? I'll give you one. I guess I didn't. What?
11:41 You ready? I asked what? No man ever come into the boater and said about his wife boater. Oh, I think it means building. Not sure. Nobody ever enters in a boater. Is it Is it building? Is it building you guys? When he said a pub. A pub maybe like boater club is pub. I don't know what the other word would be. Frick. That's good though. Maybe boater. Boater club. Yeah. I guess I didn't pay enough attention to notice any cockney. Yeah. But yeah, I think there was another one, but that that one was the fleeting moment and he said it in the beginning, but that one just cuz we just listened to it, I was like, "Oh, Cockney slang." Yeah. You're picking up on it now. Picking up on it.
12:27 That was hilarious. Hysterical. I think I laughed mostly throughout the entire thing. Yeah, it was great. That was really funny. And there was one like his little end card or there was like a little screen over there that said relationships. I was like, I want to see this. Yeah, that's going to be a really good one. But uh all right, you guys, that's our time. Let us know what do women want and uh let us know what you guys thought about this performance. What do you guys think of Mickey Flanigan in general? And if you're new to the channel, what? Nothing. You just derailed my whole If you're new to the channel, if you're new to the channel and you like this video, give it a thumbs up because it helps us in the algorithm spread across all of the internet and all over the tubes. All
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