0:05 (Drummer, his girlfriend Peapack, and the other players head into the 2nd game area) Drummer: Why is this playground so big? Peapack: I have no idea. Squidward: Players, welcome to the second game. We will begin shortly. Drummer: Hey, what do you think we're playing? Jungle gym without falling? Squidward: Players, before the second game begins, choose one of the 4 available shapes you see on the wall. Once you've chosen your shape, please stand in front of it. Johnny Calif: Does he mean those? Drummer: So our options are triangle, circle, star, or umbrella. Brainrot. Bruce, got anything?
0:55 Brainrot Bruce: (lying) Not yet. Plankton: I'm going straight for the triangle just like the note told me to do. Chatham: Boys, let's all go for the star, since we're already star pupils. Fastidious Beaver: This better not be a death sentence. Chuck: I agree with Fastidious Beaver. Mermaid Man: I still trust Chatham though. Drummer: Should we play this together? Brainrot Bruce: That could be dangerous. At this point, we don't know anything. I think it would put us at a disadvantage if we just choose one. Drummer: You think? Brainrot Bruce: There's this saying in investing. "Try not to keep your eggs in the same basket." Drummer: Listen to him, Tom. He was first in his class in SNU Business School. And during every shark meeting, he was a genius. Tom Holloway: Really? Is that so? Well then,
1:42 he's an incredible shark. Drummer: Like Brainrot Bruce said, we should all split up. However, since there's five of us, two have to pick the same shape. Peapack: Babe, please try and pick something easy, okay? I'm going for the triangle. Brainrot Bruce: I'm also going for the triangle. Drummer: What about you, Johnny? Johnny Calif: I choose the circle. I'm actually great at cutting out circles. Drummer: That means we have the star and umbrella remaining. Peapack: (Talking to herself) Oh no... Drummer could end up dead. Tom Holloway: You pick first. Drummer: Are you sure? Tom Holloway: Yes. Go ahead. Drummer: Then I'm choosing the umbrella. Peapack: Wait! Babe, are you sure? Drummer: Oh, growing up, I'd always lose my umbrella so my mom would get angry. So then,
2:32 she gave me broken ones to bring to school. Tom Holloway: Nobody really sees many stars these days. Drummer: Great. Let's all get moving. Once we know what we're up against, let's set up a strategy together. (Drummer tries to leave, but his girlfriend calls him) Peapack: Drummer, wait! Drummer: Huh? Peapack: It's... It's nothing. Brainrot Bruce: Drummer's a goner. Squidward: The time to select your shape has ended. I will now explain the rules of the next game. All players, please take one case each from the table at the front of your line. Please take a moment to open the case and check the contents. (Everyone starts opening their cases. Lynn Jr throws her star to the ground in frustration) Lynn Jr: Wait... I forgot I have my lighter with
3:21 me. I can cheat my way to victory. And then I'll give my lighter to Chatham so he can survive too. Johnny Calif: (sees his circle) What does this mean? Squidward: second game is Sugar Honeycombs. The shape you have chosen is the shape you must remove from your honeycomb. Drummer: (Sees his umbrella) I'm dead. Squidward: The time limit is 10 minutes. You will pass if you trim out the shape without it breaking or cracking within the time limit. With that, let the game begin. (Bruce, Peapack, Johnny, Tom, and Drummer start carving their shapes)
4:19 (Hamm breaks his umbrella) Hamm: Wait! One more chance! No! No please don't! (Hamm gets shot dead by Mr Krabs. Bay Head gets scared and accidentally breaks her circle) Bay Head: Oh no! I'm sorry! Don't do it, sir! Please don't! (Spongebob shoots Bay Head dead) Andy: Bay Head! No! (Andy runs over to her corpse) Andy: I will avenge you. Squidward: The following players, Hamm and Bay Head, have been eliminated. (Lynn Jr uses her lighter on the star. She
5:09 sees Chatham struggling) Lynn Jr: Don't worry, Chatham. I'll save you once I'm done. (Plankton is the first to pass) Squidward: Plankton, pass. (Johnny and Peapack successfully carve their shapes) Squidward: Johnny Calif, pass. Peapack, pass. Ally: Hey Squidward! I've done it! (Shows him her triangle) Squidward: Ally, pass. Squidward 28: Piers Dolan, what's your duty today? Piers Dolan: My duty is- Squidward 28: Piers, your duty is carrying out eliminated players. Why are you here now? Piers Dolan: I'm sorry. I got confused. Squidward 28: Wait here till after the game ends. I'll have a word with you about that confusion. Russ Bray: 180! (Shows Squidward his triangle)
5:59 Squidward: Russ Bray, pass. Squidward Guard #1: Plankton, to the left. (Plankton follows him. Peapack goes over to Johnny, looking upset) Johnny Calif: Oh, hey Peapack. You all right? Peapack: No, I'm not okay. I've gotten my boyfriend killed. I've told the wrong person what the next game would be. Johnny Calif: No you didn't. Brainrot Bruce is my best friend. Peapack: It's not about Bruce. My boyfriend Drummer chose umbrella and now he's very much dead. I should have told him about the next game. (Beginning to cry) And now I'll never see him again! (Peapack breaks down crying. Johnny comforts her) Johnny Calif: Hey, it's okay. I'm sure Drummer will somehow survive. I believe in him. Conkdor: Hey keep moving
6:47 and stop blocking the way. Eggman: Yeah, we just passed too. Ally: Guys, have some manners. That girl is crying. Johnny Calif: Let's go, Peapack. (Peapack continues crying as she follows Johnny. Sticks shows Squidward her circle) Squidward: Sticks, pass. (Brainrot Bruce shows Squidward his triangle) Squidward: Brainrot Bruce, pass. Brainrot Bruce: How did Johnny and Peapack pass before me? Oh, and good luck, Drummer. Drummer: Thanks, buddy. I'm still struggling. Woody: Me and Lloyd work together to carve out our circles. Squidward: Lloyd Garmadon and Woody pass.
7:36 (Drummer realises his sweat is melting the honey) Drummer: Hold on. My sweat is melting the honey. I know what to do now! I can lick it! (Lynn Jr shows Squidward her star) Squidward: Lynn Jr, pass. (Lynn Jr eats her star) Patrick: We did it, Knuckles! Knuckles: Let's go show Squidward. (They both show Squidward their circles) Squidward: Patrick and Knuckles, pass. Chatham: Huh? Who gave me a lighter? Lynn Jr: You're welcome. Suffern: (To her boyfriend) Babe, we did it! River Edge: We even worked together! Let's show them to the master! Squidward: River Edge and Suffern, pass.
8:26 Chatham: I can use this to my advantage. (He starts using his lighter on his star) (Drummer licks his umbrella. Fastidious Beaver, Chuck, and Mermaid Man look at him) (Tom Holloway also looks at him. All 4 are struggling with their stars)
9:13 (Tom Holloway, Fastidious Beaver, Chuck, and Mermaid Man start copying Drummer's strategy) Squidward: Chatham pass. Squidward: Tom Holloway, pass. Squidward: Drummer, pass. Drummer: I can't believe it! I've done it! Fastidious Beaver: Hey, we may still hate you for being Peapack's boyfriend, but thanks for saving our lives. Drummer: You're welcome, I guess. Squidward: Your time to remove your shape is now up. All successful players, please leave the playground.
10:05 (AshCat is shaking in fear) Squidward: (To AshCat) Move your hands. (AshCat shows him his broken umbrella. He becomes enraged and pokes Squidward with his needle, and shoots another guard) AshCat: YOU ASSHOLES!!!! God damn it! What kind of sick game was that?! Why do some people get easy shapes while we all get shitty umbrellas huh?! AshCat: Hey, you assholes, step back in there! I'll shoot! I'll shoot him right here! AshCat: Take off your mask. Don't make me shoot.
10:53 (The Squidward Guard takes off his mask) AshCat: Turn around. (Squidward Guard reveals himself as a kid) AshCat: You're just a kid. What did they do to you? (AshCat, guilty for what he did, shoots himself dead)
