[Digimon Podcast] LiT Episode 68 - The Ugly Stick Goes DigiMental

0:04 [Music] digimodified podcast hello everyone and welcome to episode 68 of lost in translation mods i'm may and i'm jay this week we watched battle of adventurers or the adventurers battle for digi news this week the first five minutes of try chapter 3 are available and also an advanced screening of tri chapter 3 happened and the spoilers are available but we won't be talking about each and i

0:49 haven't watched the first five minutes and i haven't read the spoilers so there will be no spoilers for chapter three until we cover the movie this is the delight the lost news lately mom today which will be a few days in the past uh if you're listening to this on our tunes we released a vmon alarm clock video it's gross i hate that thing so much i it just talks all the time about nothing when you move it's trying to talk to you and i want it to die it keeps telling me to do my homework you don't have homework i know it doesn't know i'm 23. and we're also off to japan soon so bye bye bye bye bye bye but don't be boring when we visit terry and you are a gift

1:38 oh that's the best bit of the movie the movie starts with omegamon fighting apocaly mono mephisto mon and it's it's kind of cute because it reminds me a bit of dearborn on strikes back because it's in a big circle yes i would have liked it if dearborn was actually in that this part because a pokemon was in the dub i think the writers are a bit confused with how the different series are in different universes because omegamon references that are proclaimed was the big bad of adventure and how mephistomons trying to do what happened in adventure by bringing apocalypse back or something um the specific reference uh is that a mephistomona is made of apocalypse data really something like that yeah oh okay yeah

2:23 it's uh it's basically referencing adventure and it's the same a pokemon from adventure even though it's from if it's in a different universe it makes no sense instead of a pokemon just being there sort of to show that it's one of the digimon that mephister mon can just spawn that also implies that this is just a random omegamon also i have a bit of a question that i'm going to ask now and not later before that will forget it so my first time keeps on spawning all these like armor level digimon and you know child level digimon right and the trunks he he summons is blue maramon who is a perfect level digimon right sure why don't you spawn apart like 20 apocalypse because he wants to play fair yep what a good guy good game mephistomon obviously we should just give him the dogs no don't do that anyway we cut to takado

3:09 packing his bags and it's hard because he's got all this stuff maybe we cut the oaky something yeah and he says that he doesn't even want to go to okie something so he's talking about okinawa and it's really cute it's like i don't want to go to aki something that's cute in the dub instead of him saying aki something he says he just wants to be playing video games during the summer kiliman shows up and it goes kalukalu what's weird actually in the english he goes just goes back and forth watching him whereas in the english where this unusually in english he just says himself like hey you want to go play i want to get back in this one he doesn't say anything he just stays perfect totally silent yeah it's pretty you know they don't change him that much and i feel like calamon doesn't actually talk during this movie that much no he doesn't know compared to the usual how he doesn't shut up i think he talks about the same in both versions of this honestly

3:55 which is weird yeah no it is we cut gilmon who's wondering what takata is doing so it's really hot yeah and he's like rolling around like it's hot where's dacado in the dub he's snoring yeah because he's asleep yeah then we find out that takata is going to okinawa to see his cousin and then he's he's um his mum's typing on the on the register and he's talking to the dad and makes a mistake and then she says that she's not worried about takado going and then her and then takata's dad says that she's strong in the dub the dad says that henry will be with him which is not entirely true yeah he will be on the plane with him but they're not going on the holiday together yeah he's off to see ruins in english maybe no i think in the original because we see him snorkeling still it's just such a random thing for him to say in the english i'm

4:41 gonna go see those rooms that i read about yeah but it gives a reason for him to be there so they don't have to teleport you know both rookie and jeff wasn't they're still healthy they don't have to write him a family yeah but jen has lots of family no but they're all they're all in this house so then we get bigger streamer as an opening and it's cute in the dub we get the the same opening as dearborn strikes back but it we have like word art titles it's ridiculous so in the english yeah the um i think it's in the japanese uh it's a little bit pasteled out it looks like and this is like it's just the white writing in japanese for the credits and stuff then it comes with a little animation of like oh the adventurer's battle and you've got like kulemon hanging off it and it's quite cute and then it cuts to the kids and they're all doing their big poses as it sort of runs more credits

5:27 however however in the english uh it doesn't have any of that instead it just has digimon written in word art over the building which we've posted on our tumblr and everywhere else because it looks like a uh a 90 sitcom and it looks like it's more like frasier i think because of the city um and then it cuts to the kids where it just says the adventurous battle and like these big blocky words and it looks like a child made it yeah instead of having it in a nice font in japanese it's you know in looks like word art that you would use and you'd spend like about half an hour on the word art designing and making sure the color was colors and shadows was okay i would have put that together when i was in year five basically um and then the credits rather

6:14 than having already been done are done in english through like as they go through the next couple scenes they'll put up these like weird the old like windows error boxes or question ones with like their little grey boxes come up and ask you something that would come up and it would have like you know the director's name or the writer's name and to totally ruin the entire story the v pet dog will come across and eat the names yep and totally foreshadow everything that's about to happen yeah but you kind of know because it's just in media like you see the dog like well that's gonna have something to do with the plot well that thing's evil yeah and you said that yourself even when we were watching the original version you said well that dog's gonna be evil not when it first first first showed up but when i found out it was like everywhere i'm like well it's digimon and there's a v-pet and

7:02 it's not one of the partner digimon so it must be evil i feel like whoever wrote this movie watched our war game and watched hurricane touchdown and said what if we combined these movies what if we made the same movie no both of them at the same time yeah let's have um a threat on the internet but also i want them to travel it to be summertime and there to be family involved i guess yeah they go to like an old dude's house and he's cool and does karate yeah tries to kill an unwelcome visitor so it's summer wars then it's also summer awards yeah it's also something some wars was a good movie it was the best of all the digimon movies in the opening there's just there's a bit of rookie and random on and when shows up in public now i guess she's just walking alongside her in the subway because it's what you do

7:49 honestly i guess if any of them could do it besides i don't know terrebonne could be a plush toys that's cool yeah tyrone doesn't whereas random ones like she could be a cosplayer it's japan a good cosplayer makes more sense with further does with scales on the plane decado shows henry a photo of him and his cousin and it's cute then calamon starts causing trouble because of course he does and he's uh he's just running around they didn't expect him to be there by the way he just ended up on the plane without them knowing and he's bumping around hopping on the drinks cart dumping stuff on the on the stewardesses at which point takada comes over says oh that's mine sorry about that and the sword is just like forgets it happened yeah the face is currently covered in off in orange juice from you know the flying bunny rabbit thing yeah totally no no this is totally

8:35 normal there's nothing a bit weird about this in the plane did we mention that gilmore's in a suitcase yeah gill one's in a suitcase and it's a very big suitcase yeah so um when they're at the airport uh takado has a comically large suitcase that is constantly complaining because there's a dinosaur inside it yeah um which at which one i asked myself what year did this come out or what year is this based in this is 2001. oh okay so 911 might not have happened yet i wouldn't say so it wasn't oh okay only 02 was based in 2002 but this is based earlier well let's think it's it's k it's summer right which is in japan so that's june july august yeah presumably it would have come out around that time right we know it's 2001. it said 2001 in the credits so i'm assuming that's not going to lie to me okay well then okay 9 11 hadn't happened yet

9:20 sure airplane airport security wasn't too hard yet it wasn't australia was it quarantined oh okay well yeah we wouldn't be able to take a dinosaur into here we gotta take one out though yeah you can take one out just not one in yeah and also it was domestic so that's different yeah we find out that henry's gonna see some underwater ruins then terrymon says bye bye gilmon kind of because gilmore's in a suitcase yeah it was like gilman had just been complaining and so i i'd read it as when tara was like bye because he was on um jen's shoulder like normal that he was being a dick like ha ha i'm outside the suitcase what are you gonna do however in the dub because terrymon like has some damage apparently i love him it's the best if you get bored call me i'll come visit really sure but don't be boring when we

10:07 visit okay okay terry you're mine i love terrymon so much oh my god he's the worst he sounds he's so mean i love it we see a guy on tv is talking about a v-pet and they call him the inventor of the v-pet which is not which is not true he kind of just helps right he owns the business i think which is probably why he would get credit for it yeah and then dakara's cousin shows up and calls him an old man and he's like hey old man i'm looking for takado and the guy's like hey we're on camera right now do you mind and he's like i do mind i'm looking for takata kai's an idiot i love him takata shows up when he's in the security guards i guess they are chasing kai around however in english they say we're going to take you downtown

10:52 i.e the police now yeah i mean i think it means they're more threatening maybe i don't know i think it's just it's just clap it's just sound cliches anyway so this this game dev guy says not to punish the children because children are the future in the dub he just says they're potential v-pet customers and everyone's like yeah future customers yeah give you money yeah we then see that takata's mum's watching this on tv so she calls her husband in and then in the dub whenev when she's asked what was on what he was on tv for she replies with i don't know but it's cool yeah so basically um to sort of recap that because it's not quite clear she says hey husband you get in here he's on tv and he puts his stuff down and he comes over and checks it yeah and

11:38 he says couldn't you have called me earlier because an ad had just started playing she's like yeah i guess i could have so implied that she watched the whole thing where so in the english now either she hasn't seen the whole thing or she's so stupid she couldn't figure out what it was about yeah even though you could hear it in the background so you do know what it was about i'm under the impression it's that it's the joke about how parents don't know about things like they don't know about the things that are cool for kids and what kids are doing so it's like i don't know what's this newfangled digi man stuff i like newfangled it's the word that doesn't get thrown around enough yeah or like you know what's a non-tondo 48 oh do you mean like all these kids with their phones going around chasing a mario yeah no that's it's that kind of thing it's the parents who kind of know what's going on but they don't

12:24 fully know what it is or what it's about but they know they have approximate knowledge i have approximate knowledge of many things so it's a carbon car on a boat yep and they're going along and takado is super seasick and kai's calling him a giant baby because that's what happens and at this point coulomb jumps off the boat and there's a seagull under him and he flies away into the sunset bye bye friends it's completely nonsensical i love it it's so fun wait where are we going i'd like to point out that in the dub kai straight up says that he's happy that takada's around only because he gets to make fun of him but being seasick what an [ __ ] and then kai jumps in the water fully closed yeah and uh so he's just jumping in the water to like swim home

13:09 he's like yeah i'll see you later man whatever you know the way up to my place in the english i remember the exchange going like this do you know how to get to my place no well there's only one road you just follow it yeah okay then he jumps off the boat what are you doing i'm gonna swim home at which point the boat guy goes hey how about i told you not to do that after which the guy goes no way i do this all the time and of course he does it all the time that's why the guy asked him not to do it anymore in the original the boat guy doesn't say anything because it's too far away there's no boat guy no the boat you see someone who comes along but it's more like to look but they just gave him a line anyway because silence is naughty naughty bad bad you get to kind of pushing the suitcase along and kim runs like and it's like the sun's beaming down and everything and then it's like i want to get out of the

13:56 suitcase no you gotta oh you got you got to stay this is hard um because it's hot and it's difficult but and for some reason he doesn't think the dinosaur can help and think in the english they don't emphasize how it hurts hot they only emphasize how it that they're tired and doesn't want to do this yeah at which point uh takado like collapses and gilman pops out and kai's waiting up the road because where's that takado guy looks down the road sees a shape he goes oh there he is and then it's gilman pushing the suitcase with takado lying on top of it it's so cute it's really really adorable there are a lot of cute things in this movie it was like hey so got a new food me too gilmon we then see that an old

14:42 man is playing the co i think it's called akoto but i might be wrong it's no maybe it's not it's a little snakeskin guitar yeah banjo and it's it's kai's grandfather it's his grandfather in english i still think it's his dad is his grandfather oh it's probably his grandfather they don't have old dads yeah oh people don't all people don't exist except for this one my favorite thing is that when gilmore catches a fish he says i got a fishy oh no that's weird yeah and um in japanese it's i caught a fishy and in english it's he caught me a fish because he doesn't know how to fish in english at which point ty goes wait grandpa why aren't you freaking out there's a giant digimon here and goes what digimon that's just a weird dog he says it's an interesting dog and they say it's not a dog is a digimon

15:27 and he says no we have dogs on the island and then they say that there's a guardian of the island who's called shisa or in english it's shisaman yeah so they're just straight up spoil that shisaman is a digimon at like in the original it's more like you know it's all just cultural thing you know forget about it it's just a throwaway thing they're just saying something that's cultural about the island but you know and the dub is just like oh yes she's some on i can't i can't handle that just anyone watching oh yes we used to have a digimon looking off to the island that's why i think that's a dog yeah and i mean he continues to to not be able to accept that gunman isn't a dog but is a digimon and it's just oh it's it's kind of funny what if he's

16:13 a dog one no not a dog mon we then cut to ricky's family and there's a dog v-pet on seiko's computer we find out that rookie's mama's in paris renomon smiles at digimon so rookie and ran him on run off it's terramon who's ahmadimon and didier of love and rookie says that he feels different do they fight now with their fight later no they fight here okay yeah so there's a card slash which gives uh random one a giant axe which makes me really miss the time when they used to card slash and actually meant something yeah but also this the um the card slash isn't fully animated we see her face but like because i think they didn't have that much time to do them to make the movie they didn't fully animate a lot of scenes which is like you know they didn't use the stock footage they made it quicker

17:00 because a lot of the stuff that they would have used stock footage before they lazily animate now rather than use the stock footage which they could have done because it would have looked nicer and a bit stock footage takes up a lot more time but it doesn't take much more time to make yeah if we listen for the english you can cut some of the stuff out of this movie and no one will notice including then well the next scene is completely cut in the in the english version so it's staccato on a boat and dakara uses his goggles actually as goggles for his snorkel oh no there's the karate bit first yeah oh yeah yeah that part's there but that is also cut yeah yeah gilmon is and takado are led along karate by the old man which only happens in the japanese one so when he turns out to be a karate master later in english it's a surprise and also kai

17:46 has to explain it kai says oh don't worry he's into karate because they have to explain it because they cut a scene no he's an asian old man all the americans would have assumed it anyway yeah also dakaro somehow breeds underwater with that with the snorkel filled with water well he doesn't breathe he never shows him breathing please breathe for a long time holds his breath yeah yeah but basically he has a snorkel on but he goes underwater with it because he's crazy and who does that no one that's who calamon sits on the water and he's had his he has his bum bitten by little fishies it's really cute he's got a new dead tickles it's very cute i don't know why he floats but he does and he floats with like almost none of him in the water because he's magic he's pretty much i thought he went off on the seagull well he's back now he fell off the

18:33 seagull and then just glided down um gilman tries to eat an octopus which inks him and then kai goes and hunts and murders the octopus and then they eat it and that that whole bit's cut and they're just saying eat in the squid yeah they just they've already caught it already eating it i'm not sure if this part's in the original but kai asks takado he's going to take over the bakery which i found is an interesting point yeah i don't remember that being in the original yeah i don't remember being there either but but it sure is an interesting point to be there and he's like well i didn't think about it and it's never brought up again even though an assessment of their futures would be interesting because we kind of got that with adventure and then it never really went anywhere we then see that a digi shark is chasing a girl okay i mean

19:20 like it's barely a shark digit of reliability because they call it a shark but it's more of a like a it's almost eel-ish if it didn't have the weird fins on it hmm well it's gatomon it's a catfish it's not though so then there's a girl she drowns kai swims and rescues her they bring her back to land it's kind of like a weird maybe they're trying to make romantic with takado moment i don't think they were ever going for that which is nice then uh takado grabs her computer and then he gets wrapped in plastic because that's what happens if you find someone on the on the street actually this is probably good advice if you find someone like unconscious you could rifle through their stuff yeah get grab their laptop and then run calamon jumps around and he's like a cat

20:07 how he just pushes everything over wait when is that isn't that during the food no no no no no he jumps over all the food during the food but he jumps onto the laptop during this part i don't remember that yeah no it's later on when he jumps over the food but this part is where he jumps over the computer yeah i watched his twice i don't remember that at all no i remember it because it was cute susie is playing with the v-pet and it's glitching so it keeps on giving her the wrong answers even when she's putting in the right answers so she's kind of annoyed because why wouldn't you be except that she's not even putting in the right answers the first time it changes it to a different wrong answer i.e three times zero equals thirty no okay three times four equals thirty also wrong in the dub she's she's saying how stupid it is and thinks it's annoying and it's based it's it seems to be insinuating that she's getting the

20:53 answers wrong and she's just salty for being bad at the game i hate this thing but also fine i'll feed you also i hate my and i hate jen he didn't that he didn't leave terry oman for me the horrendously misused sleepy cast everyone is yawning in um and then we get a flashback from the girl and just having a memory of her dog dying a summer memory if you will gilman wakes um wakes her up and freaks her out and then uh kai's grandfather says don't worry she's just a dog just a weird dog don't worry about it no he's got scales no he's a big dinosaur but it's a dog it's a dog saw gilmon asks decado if he looks like a dog and dicato doesn't

21:39 say no so maybe gilmore actually looks like a dog no i thought it was um it looks like it's a weird dog oh it's kind of do i look weird no that's in the dub oh he says takata do i look strange instead of you know do i look like a dog the second one's funnier we find out the girl's name is manami and she's the daughter of the vp creator which at this point in the movie you would assume is the dude with the yellow glasses from the beginning yeah and not the guy we haven't seen yet yeah and which is incorrect then they eat some food and calamon's hyper and it's just it's not really explained why is hyper but in the dub it's it says that he wants he says he wants to play he always wants to play so yeah he's trying to steal gilman's food and get one's having none of it so he bounces over to the table and he's like falling over among the plates like yeah yeah yeah and spinning

22:25 around it seems like he's had something to drink diving into red cordial and diving into people's laps for hugs being really cute um at which point uh they're suggesting you know different like i guess local foods to takado and who is not having any of it and i think that they're offering different parts of pigs that he's not happy about and finally they go like have some of these because what are they and it's pig's feet he's like uh and while he's not decisive gilman just comes up and grabs one like a dog but my favorite part is when calamon says he is only in dreams i'm not sure that's a reference to something but i found it very funny he is only in dreams what in the dub calamon says i like eating food food is super good i love calamon i agree with calum one a lot of the time hey kellerman do you like me

23:11 i like your food my army starts crying for some reason because no one's been paying attention to her for 10 minutes yeah it's weird because the flashback would imply that the like the thing happened a long time ago and spoilers the v pet is based on her dog that died which makes no sense because obviously it would take a while to develop a vpat which would imply okay you you tell me a a fully functional program gui all the back all the back end of it um something of this this size back in the day how long do you think that would have taken to develop for depends how many people are working one person yeah okay so how it would have to have been presumably at least a year of work or at least a few a few months okay that's minimum six months yeah six months ago her dog died i've had a dog die

23:56 i was sad about it i wasn't at a dinner at a at a stranger's house six months later randomly crying i feel like i would i don't know six months is a lot of recovery time i feel like i would never get over langley dying again like you wouldn't you'd be sad but you wouldn't be at dinner being like yeah yeah this is a great day oh no and like just it just collapsed i feel like i would oh that's gonna be sad then uh kai's grandfather says they're all siblings and that emotions are good and then he starts playing the koto again and i'm pretty sure it's not actually the corto because i think the cotto is like on the ground we should mention it's just a small difference and i don't really know why they've done it but in japanese he's playing kind of like one note at a time and it sounds a little awkward

24:42 it's just kind of little steps like dun dun it's just it's not it's really nothing but in english he's quite good he's playing chords the song sounds nice it's gonna be more energy to it they obviously assess that the first one was boring i don't know if he's meant to be bad i think the original's more cultured it feels more cultural maybe but i can't tell i can't tell if he's bad at it or if and that's kind of the joke or if he's good if he's good from like yeah from a cultural perspective it's weird i feel like it's good from a cultural perspective but we don't have that so they changed it because so it sounds better to western ears but that's just what i think so that evening they're all no in in the dub instead of him saying they're all siblings he says

25:28 emotions are good to deal with and live through because what makes us you know humans not digimon though they're made of data no they're dogs do whatever you want with them no digimon dogs now we flash to see what's happening in tokyo and a bunch of car accidents are happening jen's on the phone to his dad who is saying that something is wrong with all the computer systems and for some reason it looks like jen's dad got a haircut we also see that yeah we also see that terry was in the shower oh it's so cute he just stayed in the shower he falls over he goes then he comes out of the shower and mysteriously he is drying his face off with his ears i love him despite having been in the shower with all of him he's perfect i love him so much it'll be like drying off with a wet towel it's so cute we see that rookie's

26:16 looking at a calendar and her mum's coming home on august 1st renamon is laughing alone in the silence rookie asks her if she just laughed and then says that she'll forgive her if she did and then that she doesn't care much for her mum in the dub riku says mums you miss them when they're gone but when they're there you just want them due to them to leave you alone which i mean it's a little bit true and then renamon's laughing at her because she's caring about her mum it's so weird seeing random one laugh like a falling yeah real laugh renamon laughs alone with salad what it's a meme it's it's uh oh i know that yeah woman laughing along with salad yeah but it's minimal laughing alone itself the stock image i know that they go back you know back into okinawa now manami says that there

27:01 are a lot of digimon over there on that island and her father told her to run away from them in the dub my name was told to take the laptop with her because the digimon wanted it which i guess kind of makes sense when you think about the plot it does to an extent yeah but that's not actually said that the digimon directly wanted the laptop and that she was given a laptop it would just imply that that was her laptop well i don't i don't know if they said the digimon wanted to just keep this safe yeah which i mean at the end of it it makes more sense if you think of it as just like keep this safe no one is directly after but it makes but make sure it is safe because especially in the japanese the bad guys didn't know what was in it they knew they if they'd gone it would have been bad but they didn't know what was in it they were just kind of looking for it we'll get there takado keeps on rummaging through some

27:46 people other people's belongings so i'm not sure why but he's looking at her computer to see the v-pet manami says it's the original and it's called may i mean he asks her can i see your laptop i know he sure does want to rummage through it yeah it's not rummaging without a permission he says can i look okay he's like he sits down i feel the weirdest thing for a kid who actually owns a digimon he's like oh my god you can feed it and it's like a dog that's amazing but he doesn't has a dino dog he has he has a [ __ ] here's gilmon i cannot believe that he's like wowed by this v-pet minami explains that that she's based off the dog that died trying to rescue her whose name was mei and was a boy in one version and a girl in the other and also a was said to be a puppy

28:32 in the dub which like i don't want to say that a puppy dying isn't bad because it's bad no one misread me when i say that it is definitely bad but honestly if you've had a puppy i you've had it for a couple weeks that emotional trauma is significantly less than you know a dog you've had for years it if in fact if it was a puppy that means that it's been dead longer than she had it yeah probably well if you're counting what like because i call all dogs puppies but if you're talking about the actual like definition of a puppy which is you know a few months old less than a year yeah chances are you're right but i don't think it's actually a puppy in the original no i don't think it is either manami asks um dakar if gilmon died would takata be happy enough um with just a v-pet to replace him because yeah dakar kind of

29:18 is insensitive in the way and says oh but you have a v-pet to replace him and that's pretty much the same as normal pet yeah and minami says but if gilman died you would you wouldn't be happy with just a v-pet to replace him i feel like this is such a weird thing for a for a franchise that is so heavily based on v-pets like in real life yeah but you'll never have a real one the show is telling you yeah i know you love those vpats but they're not nearly as good as what you could have had what you have is a terrible replacement for the thing that you're seeing on this show you will never enjoy did you want as much as these kids do takata then says that he's sure that may was happy to have her as an owner in the dub he says that mae would want her to be happy

30:03 manami then says that she blames herself but then thanks to cardo for listening and says that he's very kind in the dub she just thanks him and it seems more of a snap reaction from crying to thank you instead of just thanks you're kind for listening it goes like this it's all my fault thanks for listening yeah i really appreciate it it's the davis and willis discussion again that they that while it did seem sort of a bit like a snap reaction original at least she said i just need to say that i'll be stressing thanks for listening it's instead of just a direct sort of like uh thanks listening thanks okay i've had my good cry for three seconds now and now i'm fine everyone's asleep and gilman's falling off the deck and crawls back on it's really cute like fully in his sleep including kulamon who is

30:48 actually fully asleep but also flies back up to sleep on gilmon again it's so cute uh at which point scorpion mom shows up yep and gilman falls off the deck again then finally wakes up looks around and gets his eyes all narrow it's like oh digital one's around gotta go fight go put them in a box um so they they go and fight for a little bit uh they damage the house and they get told to go fight elsewhere uh go on runs off to go fight the scorpion takado set pulls out his digit vice for the first time in the episode so i'm gonna go handle this and let's point out this is 20 minutes into the episode and he actually falls out of his advice yeah maybe um and then he runs off at which point a diver mon crashes through the roof to attack the grandfather kai and minami and the ground was like go children i will take care of this one while

31:35 getting into like a manta style uh stance or something yeah he's like i will fight them with my karate and of course he gets beaten because actually i think it's only in um in the japanese that you see him get beaten i don't remember actually seeing him get beaten in the uh yeah i don't remember either i think it's cut i think it's implied that he wins you give me but then diamond one comes back and she's someone kills him i know it's implied that he wins takado slashes to life and uses error wind in the dub we again get um music from digimon frontier because that series is pretty good because that's what they have the rights to yeah kai gets hit in the face with the scorpion mod and i found this really amusing for some reason i don't know why i actually like kai but you know seeing him get hit in the face

32:21 it was kind of funny and then scorpion mom pulls out his nipple cannons yeah they came out of nowhere don't remember him having those but alright you know the scorpio had guns because the blades weren't enough he needed guns on his nipples scorpion one's destroyed and she someone shows up it pops out of the laptop after uh after madame yells the word may i guess it mentions it it's a bit weird anyway so she's the one is basically somewhere between a dog and a unicorn in a statue yeah but also reminds me one of those lines that they have out of like in front of like temples and stuff merlin no the like the doggy lines that they have at the front of gates well it's based on the um on those little statues on top of houses in okinawa yeah it's cute on the shisa like that's just what it is yeah no the shisam on it's based on the

33:07 shisaman damn it god it's so bad so he smells manami and knows her name which is like really that's really stupid i've always known you even though i was only made recently and you didn't want to play with me because i wasn't good enough for you then a manta raymon shows up and steals manami then calamon says uh he's gonna find help and he he kind of does he kind of magically flies to mainland japan yeah where um rookie is fighting um um blue maramon yeah and at the same time jen sees a boat thinks dicardo is on it for some reason he has no evidence to think takata's on that boat but he does think it yeah and a big lobster moan comes out and fights

33:53 seems actually nice to and happy to see i get to make fun of him again um yeah and then so this is this is the sequence of events and it's really weird kulaman is standing there on what is clearly like pavement and he's like and his his forehead thing goes and at which point a cubey monster like you know starts to evolve meanwhile red wants redwater's evolved yeah and then you see cooler one again and he's like and terry one evolves which implies he's at both places it's a split screen evolution at the exact same time yeah and you think you think to yourself like okay uh okay maybe it's just representation because even though he has to be around for an

34:40 evolution to take place let's just pretend he doesn't have to he just needs to activate in a general sense still at the end of the fight because kiwi one kills miramon whatever he's actually there with rookie um i asked i was made at the time how long is the flight between tokyo and okinawa and i was probably might have been wrong but i thought it was like an hour i guess it's about an hour that's why you take a flight generally but let's pretend it's let's pretend it's an hour it's also the water that's also why you take the flight yeah in five to ten minutes krillin did an hour's flight worth of traveling he's very fast so which implies that he's at least six times faster than an airplane which i believe and i could be wrong i think they travel over 200 kilometers an hour like significantly which means that

35:26 coulomb travels at least 1000 thousand uh one thousand two hundred kilometers an hour he's very at least at least that much so i don't know there's something going on here and i think it's wrong in the dub they're called did you destined yeah there's a beam of light comes down from the sky and it's omnimon who earlier in the movie had punched mafisman through a digital gate by accident um and yeah and he goes digidestined i have a job for you this is god and he beams them both up which is good because gulemon had just asked rookie hey we need your help in okinawa or whatever it probably doesn't know what it's called but over that way and she would have had to like buy a plane ticket and like get a flight there's not i

36:12 don't even know there were flights that day and if there were flights that day could uh you know are they full or not the general like logistics of getting her to okinawa without having this god help all of a sudden pop out of nowhere was impossible so they both kind of get teleported through the digital world at which point we cut to i believe staccato is on a little like little boat and it reminds me of the the boat that tai chi and agamon were on when bolero was playing it looks like it's floating through a cloud yeah so that's why it reminds me of that pixie on episode where tai chi and algoma went on a boat yeah which i think um i think it might just be fog yeah it was meant to be fog but it really looks like it's flying because it's like white everywhere kai says that friends fight together and that he'll be his sidekick in the dub he just says he'll help but i

36:59 can't see does he ever actually help no he stands there awesome that's a problem did you mind that having kids around is just like what do they do they try not to die gilmon then uh tells them that she's mon she's a man's name is shisaman which is weird because in the dub he'd already been called shisaman by kai and everyone there yeah there you go it's shisoman and at least yeah at least it was a revelation in japanese i love in english how he sounds so proud like he's he says his name is she's someone yeah instead of actually good job he was already called jesus yeah i love their poetry cliff and the line goes exactly like this oh there must be a secret entrance around here somewhere there it is there's like no delay they just immediately find it it's worse than the dub it's

37:44 it's uh yeah it's like door it's directly after it's like oh yeah there it is we did a good job everybody at which point they um they find i think they fight manta raymond and they kill it yeah and they find the the secret entrance they also find knife turtle which is the best best armor evolution knife turtle um then minami's being held captive inside what appears to be an underwater base with lasers we'll get there we'll get there underwater base then uh overlooked by um there is man in yellow glasses who was called the the um inventor of vpats before but he's speaking to the actual inventor who is a generic scientist man who invented v-pets and everything and they are then

38:29 threatened by some digimon of hey give us something what did they even want huh i think they wanted the computer that had the vaccine program on it yeah right in english sorry in japanese they knew there was a vaccine so they want to go and destroy it whereas i believe in the english they did not know there was a vaccine they only find out later that there was one they say oh that's quite clever but then basically they've taken over this base um and manami's in this weird chamber like the big cylindrical chamber at which point these like spherical laser laser guns pop out and start trying to shoot her and then she only dodges it because she's someone bust through the wall and like drags her out of the way at which point i've turned to may and i've asked this place is the like headquarters from which they

39:16 made the v-pet there is nothing else that this place has done it's a team of developers why aren't they in an office they probably bought it from like some james bond villain yeah it's an underwater base complete with like lasers and hallways with all like weird mysterious pipes along it um an entire room that's just like an ominous you know uh like piss of more pipes and circuitry i couldn't figure out why any of it existed in a business that was there to make v-pets especially the death lasers they bought it cheap on gumtree [Laughter] uh but it's um it's it's japan so it's cherry blossom tree sakura tree yeah close enough that's what i meant so yeah the digimon are

40:02 basically trying to kill manami in front of her father to say give give us the vaccine or else and yeah he just punches poncho on in the face also there's a very like racially insensitive group of digimon attacking them there's like the weird aztec drag no not dragon aztek like weird face one there's a cactus with a poncho and there's the an african like one yeah it was like a monkey with like a mask it's really bad yeah but i don't know it's fine to have to be vast in your character designs but not racist manami wishes to be saved so shisaman shows up and blasts through the door then she's someone wants pats and it's really really cute she's simone and like um grandma evolves and he and she's someone beat up all these racially insensitive digimon and

40:48 kill them all and actively do not load their data even though earlier in the movie random one randomly loaded that um the terramon's data because she's still kind of vaguely evil i guess even though she already said she wouldn't yeah that she didn't need to and that was in the qb1 episode yeah well that doesn't matter character development doesn't happen some water some water starts floating down they've busted up a wall and kai says that it's the barrier that they broke earlier in the dub kai is surprised when the water breaks through and says that they must have broken something even though they're the ones who broke it the guy who isn't the dad says that no one will interfere with his plans so i guess now we know that the other guy is evil i was always evil nobody knew even though i want my douchey yellow sunglasses

41:34 even inside even though while the developer has generic scientist guy look he has generic bad guy look he really looks evil like from the beginning like late 90s early 2000s tech baddie what a scum yeah we see that omegamon and jen and rookie are flying through some things because of the world i guess yeah why not we see that shisomat is scared manami's dad says the v pets are infected and they have to fix it by using a vaccine grandma says this person this person is a digimon when he talk when he refers they end up in the like observatory space which again why do the developers of v-pets have an observatory i told you they bought it from a bond villain yeah you mentioned that i'm not sure i believe it necessarily uh yeah at which point omnibond delivers

42:19 jen and rookie to them but does not come out himself he does not help he does the teleporting and then he is never ever seen again i feel like he could help though right i mean he fought memphis mon before so he's obviously willing to do that but he's not willing to help these children because he's a dick so yeah um the develop the uh what's his name the inve the i don't even know his name owner of the company of the inventors of the v pets i guess yeah not manami's dad that's the name i don't remember he becomes he's memphis yeah yeah he gets identified as a digimon by um by grandma he begins this weird transformation where he gets halfway but his face is still the same yeah and it's really gross and then he attacks shiseimon shisamandi evolves in the dubbed cardo straight up says

43:04 oh it devolved to labramon yeah because dakadu knows all these names i guess well he doesn't like if he looked at his did you race for half a second i'd believe it but he just picks it up his head yeah yeah he doesn't use the digivice analyzer at all in these episodes what if it was a ditch one card i think rookie might have maybe once maybe i'm not sure then yeah mephistomorph starts talking he's got the same voice as myotismon in the dub it's really annoying my oldest one is always the bad guy we see that rookie's mum's plane is having some problems because there are dogs eating all their meters and same with the hospitals why is this v-pet needed on planes and in hospitals they just look so one of the nurses was really bored right and they just thought

43:50 you know what would brighten up my day i'm going to install the little dog on this heart monitor because this needs it is that even possible though i i don't think it is neither of those things are programmable and don't have like desktops or anything we also see that there's a cocoon on at the uh in the hospital and the taser one yes it's really cute it's not cute i love jesus i love him made of tasers he's my favorite the bad magnum and at this point in the movie i'm wondering where your maki is because i feel like yamaki would have would like to have a hand in all this oh he would love what happens at the end he would love a shisaman kill all digimon okay kill all digimon mephistomon blows up everything and takes them to some underwater place in some digital realm and then mephistomon says that it's a world that he created

44:36 and it's his vision for humanity oh in one version it's this is my vision of humanity after i destroy you all then i will make it go whereas in english is it's this is the world i created to destroy you which is weird because if you you know what you would do in a world that created to destroy people fill it with poison gas it would make a lot more sense than just like having it be a big arena where you have to fight you're still yourself yeah no that that's fair in the dub there's a wonderful line you can never defeat me with a pathetic attack like that and you'll never get us to stop battling you with pathetic speeches like that we will take you down beautiful oh what a sass that's good he's picking stuff up from terrymon

45:21 that's what he needs to do they blow up a boat and it it falls on memphis no um somebody yeah the exact situation is it's really it's the classic like i think grandma maybe throws a fireball and he goes ha ha you missed me and they're like no we didn't it's so cliched but the thing is in the original they don't really play up that cliche but in the dub it's like word for word that cliche is haha you you missed haha that was such a weak attack you missed haha why is like that imagine vanderlaan's voice and he's like ha ha you missed me he's like a five-year-old so yeah he a big flaming oil tanker falls down on them and the explosion is like so massive and there was they were only like i swear they were only like 20 meters away from him they were pretty close so everyone

46:07 should have died well they jump away and then manami's running away from it and then labramon jumps in the way and gets hit and dies again because yeah that worked out anyway so everyone dying released the vaccine no manami calls him may okay and then that i mean it's hinted that that releases the vaccine i thought it was the death directly oh well this sounds kind of sad he's made to die that's fine well the vaccine pops out and starts eating all of the v-pets in the world and also all the digimon that they created i guess or were summoned by it yep in whatever way at which point they're like yeah we won wait a minute why are we still in the weird other you know the weird other dimension that was created by memphis one if he's not dead so if we killed him and then surprised

46:54 no you're missing some bits so rookie's mum wakes up and she doesn't really say anything in the original but in the dub she says oh long flights are so boring because it's a joke because you know she missed almost dying then susie is talking to her dad and says is is it dead and he says oh yeah don't worry it's dead in the dub she says see dad i told you it was annoying and she was like yep you were right and i'm gonna tell you i'm see me i told you she was annoyed i never said that suzie wasn't annoying well she's awful manami runs up to her father starts crying because you know her dog died again which one i'm just like well he can just make another one yeah but he wants but she wanted a digimon he has this but he has the secret of making digimon he can do it also it should have been obvious that this was not going to end well for

47:40 labramon because she doesn't have a digivice yeah there was a toy that was released for this movie and it was a translucent blue one what it was that the shell was blue with silver so it was kind of like imagine an inverted reekers but it was translucent blue and that one has labramon and shisaman on it oh wait like a digivice for it yeah a toy device weird and so that was released like sort of for the movie because it had labrador monitor someone on but she doesn't actually get a device so when you're buying it for a thousand dollars how do you have it boom it wasn't a thousand dollars i have all the deox that's so sad [Laughter] why is it sad i don't know it just seems really sad it's also the

48:26 one i showed you it's the one you have in out in the in the artic mission oh no it's different that's mine that one's different because it all works yeah and then mephismon evolves to gulfmon in the dubbed carter knows his name mcguff guffman golfman what the hell does that mean that's his name golfman it's the one when he grows big legs and he gets bigger so yeah digimon has this huge problem where they think that making a digimon bigger makes it scarier what they don't understand is that actually making it smaller and closer to man's size makes it way scarier because i mean you look at cell right from dragon ball z and he looks like a weird monster at first but at the end he looks like just a dude and he's way scarier at the end because it's the uncanny valley is like the scariest thing ever yeah and

49:12 also the golf ball looks exactly like venom yoda's mom with an extra pair of legs yeah because he's got a crotch vampire he just he's exactly the same and now doesn't talk anymore he's just like and has the same voice and at this point i'm just like wow the ugly stick has gone absolutely mental in this movie and from then on may never stop talking about the ugly stick ever again it's a really good phrase it's not so the children get their digimon to evolve to perfect and i guess oh just this part it works the best and no one needs blue cards anymore i guess a no one needs blue cards anymore and also the evolutions are really weird like megalograms one is totally normal and then rapidmon not only doesn't get his like instead of doing any of the 3d

49:58 animation stuff it just cuts to like a still drawn image of him and then also um taumar doesn't get any of her cool animation with the moon or anything it just it's just a standing there and then it cuts to the mid to the end of megalo grandma's one and it sticks both of those images either side of him and it looks photoshopped to hell see i just believe that they did that because of timing not because of like because they wanted to try something new tack on another 10 seconds who cares rapidmon says a great line which is the bigger they are the harder they fall ah classic never heard that one before then they combined cast trinity burst which doesn't get named in the dub also it doesn't make any sense they all sort of jellify into a big attack and then they go

50:43 through him and then they're unattached and no one ever mentions it what did they do how did they do it can they do it again what the hell then that so they defeat golfmon and then they all go right to the surface and no one dies and they're all very happy and then calamon jumps into the air and the movie ends and in the original we get credits which are the photos from dakata's holiday and also they thank windows 98 in the credits and i think in the english they just recap they have little clips yeah they just other stuff in the movie yeah to the uh the opening same music as the opening and it it's a cute movie but also like the last 10 minutes with the with the the main plot what'd you think of this movie as someone who was new to digimon it's not very good i didn't like it very

51:28 much i thought it was cute it had some really nice parts i liked it it was it was nice to see them relax and do things that weren't typically digimony and it's a nice cut before you know we get back to the plot and it's i mean i know a lot of the movie you can just skip i feel like you can skip a good 20 minutes or half an hour from this movie because it was just fluff it's a 50 minute movie and you just told me you can skip 30 minutes of it you could that's not a good movie i know but the parts that i watched that you could skip are enjoyable and they're cute and they're funny and i enjoyed them i'm just saying that like if you wanted just to get the plot of the movie you could skip a lot of the cute parts this was a great meal but if you took all the food out it would be a nice plate and that's what i would be happy with because like all you have to know is about the the

52:15 v-pet and you wanted in about manami having like a dog that died and the dog was reborn as the v-pet and that's we'll get to know him he also take jen and rookie out of this basically except for the final blow they can just show up at the end yeah but they like you could have done that in a different way i know to know that her mum's on a plane that's going to die that's irrelevant no but it shows you that something's at stake you could have turned anyone on a plane yeah i know but if you know the character who's in danger it means more potakata's bomb on a plane or anyone's smart but it doesn't make sense that takaras might be traveling for grandma on the plane it doesn't matter the plane isn't the most relevant part you could have removed both of them i'm just saying it to show you that things are at stake it could have been someone else yeah yeah it could have been you know it doesn't take specifically rookie's mom the parent we hate the most

53:02 but she's fine in the original she's okay it could be any character but it needs to be i think it needs to because that we know i don't think that's true worry about it did we care about the pilots yes no well he was a bad person i forgot what would you rate this movie six i go to 6.5 yeah it's generous it had it had nice cute moment how was the 0.5 difference generous there's more than i gave it generous i just feel like it had lot of cute moments and i like seeing like characters on holiday and it's cute and you know it was it was sad because it wasn't as sad as when i first saw it i remember being really sad but it wasn't as sad and just dogs were there and huh you know i i it was it wasn't terrible at 6.5 how does this movie compare to the other digital movies we've seen so far well it's a lot like two of them better

53:49 than hurricane touchdowns yes worst nowhere game yes better than the prequel no i'd say it's better than the prequel but the prequel is also much shorter yeah which makes it way better but it was it will never be as good as our game what about our war game too dear boring one strikes back it's also worse than that it's the same story of like something getting into the system and ruining everything this is the third time they've done that story i would agree with you but it's definitely it's definitely what else are you gonna do with digimon right it's definitely definitely better than hurricane touchdown what was the major difference that you noticed besides word art because that's not like a huge difference um i guess one of the primary differences i noticed was in the plot was that and i know it feels really minor but it's not when um the guy who owns the company

54:35 comes down and hears them talking about that the vaccine was in she's the one all along in the original he goes ah that's where it was ah very clever whereas in the in the english one he was oh you had a vaccine that's very interesting which is to imply in the english that he never knew there was a vaccine which means that he was never looking for it which means that they never had to send minami out on the jet ski in the first place because he was never looking for the thing that they were keeping safe that changes the entire movie yeah you're right see the what i thought was a pretty big change was also involving mephistomon's human form and it's when he's at the airport and in the original he says these these are the children and the future

55:21 so he's like this he's suave and that's always a scary like he's nice and marketable yeah you know those like suave but also other devil characters yeah he's one of those you mean the devil but in the dub he's just this gummy like don't worry they will give us money they're you know potential customers it's just like that's not suave that's not smooth and it's you know the bad guys are always scary and you know demonic when they're just very suave and charming and they have a way with words and people listen to them and that's what this guy is supposed to be it's what makes him creepy also how long ago do you think that omnivorn punched the mephis man in through the to the gate because like the if the timeline of the movie is to be accepted it appears that it was like the

56:06 day before the movie started yeah but was he the human guy the whole time i think he probably just charmed his way into getting there so so easily and so quickly it could have been a week or two i don't know it doesn't explain any of that and i think it's important yeah but i feel like they only had 50 minutes and they didn't want to use it up i mean i could have cut out some cute scenes but i really like the cute scenes okay another one that i noticed was how he references the apocalypse from adventure in the english version when it's clearly not related to the apocalypse yeah but it's really throwaway line at the beginning yeah i know but it's still it's still a difference my screenshot of the week was the word out comparison where in the no i think i'm going to choose the first part which is we just have a cityscape and the opening credits in the original

56:51 and in the dub we have digimon in yellow text over the city city line yeah it's a ninety seconds uh mine is his um terrible falling down in the shower fall down go boom it's really cute i just usually whoop and he just he looks like he just like accepted his face it's so funny i love that image we've made a lot of digimon in these episodes oh my god we met uh terramon it's it's yeah it's a fighter plane i guess tyler mom i don't know what that is the shark i feel like we've seen that one before we haven't oh weird i mean it's okay it's one of those really digimon designs where like it's almost a pokemon but

57:37 then instead of like fins you gave it blades point what about depth mod it's one of the other sharks that we saw briefly what is that i don't remember that at all it's kind of cool veeamon with a digi metal of reliability it has like a diver suit on even though it's clearly a fish yeah it's pretty cute i know it's kind of cool uh what about akilomon which is the uh knife turtle uh knife to meet you i think it's cool i don't really remember knife turtle it's very cool baron i thought it was really weird that it had like nipple missiles as well it would shoot them out of its digimon yeah i don't know it just i think it was uninspired it was a face with like robes under it yeah what about uh sepikmon pretty sure it was too racist for my tastes what about peppersman which was

58:23 like a little bat no clue it was also hanging out with them i have no idea what that was it left no impression of me whatsoever it was really cute i like him but it's kind of like a yeah that that has once again left no impression on me whatsoever very cute uh what about poncho mon which is together mom with a poncho it just reminds me there's a character from capcom versus snk no marvel vs capcom 2. that looks exactly like that it's it's a cactus it has the um the sombrero on i can't it's it's that character showed up in digimon and i can't believe it i think i've shown you that before and you said that what about mephistomon um it's kind of cool actually oh yes definitely as like a weird devil goes what about golfman

59:09 um it's slightly less cool that's because it's it's um more is less yeah it's a terrible centaur and kakuamon which is taser i liked it it was a door like you said you know it is cute you're right fine it's a little beetle and i like that it um it's not a beetle it's a beetle it's a synthetic beetle i didn't think so you haven't seen what it looks like properly this like a little man no he's not he's a little beetle he's wise it's a little cute little beetle okay yeah he's okay that's all right oh he's so cute he's a beetle i like that i like that one that's that's a digimon robot for that for the ages yeah it's perfect well not at not perfect level and we also have labramon everyone's

59:54 adorable i love it it's a dog yeah she's someone it's less adorable

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