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0:00 Terrorist attacks have became the country's top concern. The president will be arriving shortly to address the nation about the government's response. The legendary sniper Bullseye was America's trump card against the terrorism. He was our symbol of hope. The hope that was vanished years ago. Bullseye, if you're listening to us, please come back. We need you now more than ever. [music] Hey, hey, hey, back off. No homeless allowed. >> Yo, take it easy, man. Okay, I'm just thirsty. I heard they're giving out free [music] drinks to the audience here. >> Wait, you're Jake Ryan, the other sort of defense minister.
0:45 >> You're not my son anymore. >> Yeah, I was. >> What? How could this drunk bum be related to the Ryan family? >> Rumor has it his wife committed suicide because he [music] abused her. So he got kicked out by his father. Now look at him. Just a lowife [music] nobody. What a piece of [ __ ] Hey, domestic abusers aren't welcome here. Get back to your dumpster before I make you. >> [music]
1:30 >> How about this, soldier boys? If I can toss [music] this pebble into that bottle, you got to let me in. That's impossible from this distance. I mean, look at yourself. You can't even see straight. Fine, [music] we'll let you embarrass yourself, but if you fail, you're going to shine our boots. You hear me? White trash. [music] Wow. No look. Who are you trying to be? Legendary sniper? Bullseye.
2:26 [bell] He [ __ ] did it. No [ __ ] way. get me the updated casualty numbers from the latest [music] terrorist attacks. >> Yes, sir. Mr. President, President at ease, man.
3:13 >> [music] >> Sorry about this man. We'll get him out of here immediately. >> Well, Mr. President, homeless people should be allowed to vote, too. Wouldn't you agree? >> It's okay. It's okay. You're Jake, right? [music] Secretary of Defense's son. This is not the life you're meant to be living. Stop wasting your life away and start contributing to your country. contribute. [laughter] >> Mr. President, you don't know me. >> We need bullseye. WE NEED
3:58 BULLSEYE. We need >> Mr. President, you're on in 10 minutes. >> This is the updated data from the latest terrorist attacks. >> [music] >> Damn it. Hundreds more casualties. [music] >> We have to put an end to this no matter what it takes. >> Taking out the terrorist leader is the only way. But the enemy is too [music] discreet. Our snipers cannon. >> Bullseye can. >> He's the best sniper the world's ever seen. >> Bullseye. We need >> single-handedly took out an entire terrorist organization. >> We've tried to find him, but nobody knows where he is. He vanished 3 years
4:45 ago without a trace. >> We'll find him. I We need him. >> He's done it before. He can do it again. >> Where are you, Bullseye? put together an assassination op. I want the head of ISIS taken out and handpicked the best agents to lead the team. >> Yes, sir. >> Mr. President, >> at ease.
5:30 Put me in charge. >> Selena, I know you are the best Delta Force agent we have, but I'm sorry, sweetheart. I can't. You're my daughter. I'm not putting you in danger. >> Mr. President, it >> it's Dad. You may choose to be an [music] agent over being my daughter. But I am still your dad. [music] >> Then let me do it as both. Dad, I want to serve this country just like Bullseye did. He's the [music] reason I chose this path. Please [music] >> put her on the list. >> Yes, sir.
6:16 >> Thanks, Dad. >> But you're not doing this alone. I'll select the best sniper we have to back you up. >> Mr. President, if the enemy gets wind of this operation, I recommend Miss Grant and her partner [music] go undercover as a married couple. >> Married? Bullseye is the only man I want to marry, though I've never seen his face. >> Selena, look, you have nothing to prove. If you're not [music] comfortable with this, >> I'll do it if that's what the mission requires.
7:06 ladies and gentlemen, your president, Frank Grant. >> Thank you. Thank you, everybody. [music] Thank you. Good afternoon, my fellow citizens. We will [music] stop these acts of terror. >> 900 yd 10:00. >> But in order to do so, we will need more heroes to step up on. >> Free drinks for your secret protection. That's a great deal. Mr. >> Sniper Bullseye. >> What the [ __ ] are you doing? >> Jake, if this country doesn't need another poor burden, pull yourself together. You're embarrassment.
7:54 I'm sorry, Mr. President. I just >> Jesus. Saber, cover the president. [screaming] >> Take him down. >> We can't find him. He's too well hidden. Only someone with the skills of Bullseye could find them. >> AWM wind speed 3 mph. [cheering] [screaming]
8:40 >> The suspect's position has been identified by our radar, Captain Ryan. Let's go. >> All clear. [music] >> Did Did someone stop the bullet? I came from that direction. Was it him? Was I wrong about him? >> Thank you, sir.
9:26 [panting] >> Mr. President, the area [music] is secured. >> Dad, are you okay? >> I'm fine, sweetheart. Captain Ryan saved my life. Thank you. >> It's my duty, sir. >> Youngest SWAT captain. Best sniper after a bullseye. Country could use more heroes like you, son. >> Thank you, Mr. President. Jake, what did you do? >> Captain Ryan, this homeless guy disrupted the president's speech. >> They made me drop my beer. You should get me another one, brother. >> Yeah, I'll take it from here. Oh, even if you are my brother, I still
10:13 have to uphold the wall. So, I'll bail you out. Half brothers. How is that bomb even related to Captain Ryan? HEY, GET THAT BACK. THAT WAS MORE THAN MY [ __ ] LIFE. You're a total [music] disgrace to our family. Look at you now. You're a homeless drunk. [music] You're a new son of mine. You kicked me out 3 years ago. You remember that? Mr. [music] Ryan, you and I have
11:00 nothing to do with each other. What I do is none of your business. How dare you talk to me like that? But I [music] that that don't be mad at Jake. The death of his wife was just too much for him. >> No. His wife died because she couldn't stand having an abusive alcoholic husband. Do not bail him out, Theo. [snorts] You are the pride and hope of our family. Just leave this this hobo to rot in the dumpster. That's what he wants to do.
11:47 >> Good acting, brother. I would have believed it if you didn't kill my wife. I'm Jake Ryan, an American sniper. Code name Bullseye. Because of the secrecy of the mission, I was tasked to be an undercover alcoholic.
12:32 My wife knew that this wasn't who I really was, but she never asked any questions. She was always on my side. Three years ago, I came home after completing a mission. That was when I lost her forever. Jasmine. Jasmine, what happened? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Don't die on her. Please. Please. No. No. No. No. What happened? >> It's [gasps and laughter] Theodore. What? [screaming] >> SHUT THE [ __ ] UP.
13:20 >> NO, NO, NO, NO. [laughter] >> And everyone bought it. >> He has been. >> It only makes sense an alcoholic would abuse his wife. >> Shouldn't he go to >> especially when the rumor was spread by my brother, the family's golden son. Get out of my house. >> You're not my son anymore. Get out. [screaming] >> I couldn't even protect my wife. I don't deserve to be called a hero. So, I quit the army and I became a bum for real. Atonement and a disguise.
14:16 I will kill my brother myself for vengeance, my love. But before that, I need to gather the evidence and make sure the world realizes what a scumbag he really is. >> Mr. President, the Navy is setting a blockade on Crimean Sea. >> We do, but uh come in. Sir, I'm afraid the casualties of the terrorist attack are stacking up. We're going to have to expedite our mission. >> Selena, I want to catch these terrorists as bad as you do. But we can't rush into this without full preparation, especially with you on the team. Ted, >> Mr. President, the competition to find the best sniper to be Miss Grant's partner has been arranged. This is our
15:03 list of candidates. It's a contribute. Mr. President, you don't know me. >> Yeah. Yeah. I want to add somebody to the list. See if they qualify as a candidate. >> No one is worth our attention except Bullseye. Who is he? >> A homeless man. >> A homeless what? He is either a nobody or he is a hidden legend.
16:18 didn't Didn't even notice me, huh? Are you actually homeless or are you just pretending to be? I guess taking his most precious item will reveal what he's actually capable of. [whistles] [snorts and gasps] Look, lady, I'm fine if you want to ogle at my dick, but you touch my necklace and I'll break your wrist. >> Who the [ __ ] ogled, you pervert? Shut your dirty mouth before I cut your balls off and put them in. >> How did he move so fast?
17:07 >> Did you pass your shooting test? You're just [ __ ] lucky. The next bullet will go through your [ __ ] skull. >> [ __ ] He predicted that bullet's trajectory to the millisecond. How is that possible? >> Why did he choose to identify as a bunk? I mean, nobody in our military has reaction speed like that. Not even Seal Team Six. I want you to find out everything you can about this guy. >> Copy that, Mr. President. >> Uh, you missed again.
17:52 >> You're lucky there's water in my eyes. You'd be a corpse by now. My ears work fine, [ __ ] No, you don't stand a chance. [snorts] Oh, you're all wet. Do you want to kill
18:38 me or [ __ ] me? >> You're [ __ ] dead. >> Hey, who the [ __ ] locked the toilet? >> Don't let me see you and get past her. [snorts] I have never met a woman so fiery. >> That bum is definitely not who we're looking for. He is nothing but a pervert. >> Well, no one has ever bested you like that sweetheart. >> That was pure luck. My eyes were hurt. Dad, just forget about him, okay? We have other candidates to look at. I'll go change.
19:29 >> Put that guy on the list. >> You sure? Selena hates him. >> I don't care. This guy may be the best option to protect her. I want my daughter safe on that [ __ ] >> Copy that. Gentlemen, today a sniper will be selected to marry my daughter, Commander Grant. >> Fake marriage, of course. I will be going undercover with my selected partner and lead the anti-terrorist mission. >> My chief of staff, David Clark, will be judging. >> What an honor to be selected. Only the best man wins. >> All the Kenes are the best of the best.
20:30 Jesus, these are one of the most skilled shooters in this country, especially Theodor Ryan. No one can beat him except Bullseye. >> Huh? Winning this, that'll be a piece of cake. That's my son in the SWAT uniforms. He's going to nail this. >> Let's begin. >> One moment, Selena. I'm adding another candidate to the list. >> What? Who?
21:19 Jeez. Jake Ryan. Jeez, Jake Ryan. He's the homeless trash injected by his own family. And he's a criminal. Seriously, what are they thinking? What do you think you're doing here, brother? None of your business, brother. >> Dad, care to explain? >> Everyone, I know there's a bit of confusion around our latest candidate, Jake Ryan, but let me be clear. If we're going to continue this war on terror, we're going to need better recruitment numbers. That means more citizens to join the army. His involvement will send a clear public message of support and encouragement for our military. >> Why did the president assign me to this
22:04 contest? Does he know? >> Thank god it's him. It's not like he can win anyway. I would never marry that homeless pervert, even if it's fake. >> Selena, your safety is my only concern. Besides, you signed up for this mission, so no matter who wins out there, you will marry Anna, even if it's Jake. >> Mr. President, I am sorry to interrupt, but I don't think Jake should be part of this selection process. He's really not fit for the mission. He's a complete embarrassment. >> Yeah, Jake, I think it's better if you leave for everyone. >> Hey, that's fine by me. I'm happy to drop out, Mr. President. I have zero interest in marrying that daughter of
22:50 yours. >> What did you say? >> Is this another excuse? What exactly are you hiding, Jake? >> You still have 6 months on your sentence behind bars. Correct. >> Yep. You do this, you participate, and I'll pardon the rest of your jail time. >> You're kidding. Well, [ __ ] If that's the case, then count me in. >> Ted, seriously, we're just handing out presidential pardons like candy now. I don't even see how he's worthy. >> Mr. President, please, you do not have to do this. My other son is plenty good enough. Jake is in. >> End of discussion.
23:39 >> Gentlemen, choose the firearm you want to use for the test. I can't reveal too much in front of this murderer before I have all the evidence. Guess I'd better stick to my homeless loser character. >> Hey, bro. How do I How do I use this thing? Do I just What? Do I just like you [ __ ] idiot? Are you trying to get me killed? Sorry. Sorry. My bad. Hey, you'll forgive me, right? Always been such a kind brother. >> Of course. No matter how much you [ __ ] up. Can't be mad at you.
24:25 >> Why is he hiding what he's capable of? Jake, what do you really want? >> According to our source, Jake Ryan has been investigating his wife's death. >> In that case, everyone, I'm upping the stakes in this competition. The winner will become the new head of Delta Force. >> The head of the Delta Force. That's the dream position for every soldier. Even the SWAT captain would be nothing compared to it. >> Head of Delta. Someone in that position is able to access all of the case files. I'll have all the evidence I need if I win. I guess I'll have to play for real now. The candidates from the Navy Seals and Army have both won the expert
25:10 marksmanship medals. They are way out of this homeless guy's league. >> His brother, Theodore Ryan, is the better between the two of them. Unless this loser is secretly bullseye, he'll lose this for sure. >> The first round will be fixed targets. The smaller the target you hit, the better the score you get. Well, looks like Theodore Ryan has it in the bag. His [ __ ] brother never stood a chance. >> Where is that bun? >> I'm on Jac. [snorts]
25:59 >> Mr. Ryan, it's your turn. Your son passed out during the test. What an embarrass Mr. Riot. Huh? [snorts] Huh? Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. Fell asleep while I was waiting. >> My turn, huh? >> Yeah. He hit the largest. Jake Ryan has the lowest score. [laughter] >> Told you not to embarrass yourself, brother. >> Told you, Dad.
26:45 That bum had no chance of marrying me. >> I won. [laughter] >> Are you delusional? I think that alcohol is messing with your brain. >> Just go check. Jake Ryan hit a fly. Technically, it's the smallest target, so he won the round. >> He did what? >> How's your ego holding up, brother? >> Does it sting that I stole your spotlight? It >> was a lucky shot, and luck will always be on your side. >> Oh, it will. Believe me, I'll make sure of it. And I'm going to take number one from you.
27:34 The second round will be trap shooting. The candidate that shoots the clay pigeon the fastest wins. >> I have a suggestion. How about we change the target to grenades and have them fly towards the shooter? >> Holy [ __ ] that's crazy. If the grenade doesn't get hit before it drops, the shooter will get torn to pieces by the explosion. Obviously, I can't publicly condone this, but if all the candidates are in agreement, anyone can forfeit at any time. We're all the best in the nation, are we not? Why not pick an event that actually determines who the best is? Unless we have some cowards in this field among us.
28:21 >> Nah. Piece of cake, right? >> I mean, come on. People's lives shouldn't be lost because of this stupid game. >> Are you getting scared, brother? Do you want to back out? No one will blame you. Cuz everybody knows what kind of man you are. A homeless loser. >> That hobo is dead meat if he takes that challenge. Get your ass out of this game, Jake. It'll cost you your life. >> Game on, brother. But don't cry like a little [ __ ] when you realize I'm better than you. You are a homeless, drunk criminal. I can't imagine a world where you're better than me at anything. Yeah, we'll see, shall we?
29:10 Don't [ __ ] this up. Okay, you can do this. >> That guy is a five-time national quarra champion. Look at him. He's shaking. >> Well, real soldier wouldn't be afraid. >> [screaming and groaning] >> David, make sure he gets medical attention. >> Hey, you okay? We'll get you up. Ready?
29:55 3 two one [ __ ] >> [ __ ] I can't let this stupid contest cost more lives. Pull it. >> He hit that in 53 seconds. >> Jesus. Theodore's shooting skill is truly remarkable. >> That's right. Bullseye is the only one that can beat me. You don't stand a chance. But I'll be there to pick up your remains after you. >> It's your turn.
31:02 What is he doing? Merry Jesus Christ. Man, >> it didn't go off. Did he somehow get the pin back in the grenade? >> No, that's impossible. The only one who could do that, Bullseye. >> Yeah, my son would never be able to do that. >> Everyone, Jake Ryan, put the fuse back in. That's incredible.
31:59 You just saved my life, sir. I don't know what else to say, but thank you so much. >> This stupid game isn't worth your life, dude. Go on. Get out of here. Son, that is the most stunning shooting skill I have ever seen. You're the sniper we're looking for. >> So that's it. I'm on. >> Absolutely. >> Nice. >> Well, now hold on, Mr. President. >> Now Jake hasn't gone yet. It's too early to declare a winner. >> Well, I'm guessing that nobody else can do what he just did. Shoot a pin back into a grenade. Can you? >> No. You know, with your skills, you could have become a decorated soldier. Instead, you became a homeless drunk.
32:45 >> Well, to be honest, Mr. Ryan, I enjoy being my lazy, drunk self. There ain't nothing wrong with that. Life's too short. >> Why didn't you ever show us your skills? >> Well, there's a difference between having talent and showing off. I ain't got nothing to prove. Certainly not to you. >> How did he do it? I guess it won't be this simple. He must have been up to something. I'll find another way. >> Everyone, Jake Ryan has shown us his extraordinary shooting skill. I don't believe there's anyone else in this country that could surpass that. Maybe even the world. He is the clear winner.
33:30 You're going to marry my daughter, young man. I entrust her and the mission with you. >> Don't let me down. You've got my word, sir. >> Even if this bastard is a great shooter, my heart only belongs to Bullseye. >> Well, hello. Wife to be. >> Don't call me that. Outside of the mission. It's a fake marriage. >> We're strangers and I'd like to keep it that way, [ __ ] >> Yeah, if you can resist me anyway. I guess I'm the leader of Delta Force now. Do they all report to me now? >> That's right, Jack. You're in charge. >> Sick. Now, Mr. President, I have no personal issue with my brother, but he
34:16 is a homeless loser, and he's not fit to run a mission of this caliber. >> He has shown that he's more than worthy. Anybody who can defend this country is a hero, no matter of their past or identity. I believe in you, Jake. >> Are you jealous, my dear brother? Oh, you'd be happy for me. Of course I'm happy for you. I just didn't want to see you get hurt. >> This position is mine and I will do whatever it takes. >> Son, if you don't have anywhere to stay, you can come home. >> Oh, no need, Mr. Ryan. Bum like me doesn't really have any business living in the Secretary of Defense's mansion. >> Please don't be childish. Someone who's a captain now can't very well live on
35:02 the streets. Please don't embarrass me. >> George, for the sake of authenticity in this mission and for Selena's safety, Jake will be staying at her place. >> What? Rule number one, no sex. Number two, no love. And number three, you do as I tell you in the mission. >> Okay, relax. I'm not some desperate dude that you think I am.
35:48 >> Wow, you're uh really into Bullseye, huh? >> Are you not? He's an idol to all the agents and soldiers. Yeah, well, he uh he's not worthy of being called a hero. >> Say one more word to insult Wai and I am kicking your ass out. What do you know about him? >> Where'd you get that? Bullseye gave it to me.
36:38 I was kidnapped 5 years ago when I was in college. He saved me. >> Is he the reason you became an agent? >> It's none of your business. >> Okay, I'll take that as yes. You know, I didn't think a black widow like you would be so loveruck by some loser. Easy, honey. >> Don't touch me ever again. >> Whoa. >> Oh. Oh, come on. You're going to tell me the greatest agent in the country is afraid of a bug? >> Kill it. Please kill it.
37:23 I'll clear, princess. Can you get off me now? >> Don't tell anyone about the bug or I'll end you. You're sleeping on the couch. >> Hi, Miss Grant. Uh, sorry to eaves drop, but I'm afraid the mission is going to require you and Jake Grind to sleep in the same bed. What? >> Behave yourself if you want to keep her balls. >> Wow, you're a real charmer, aren't you? Listen, I wouldn't touch you if you're standing completely naked in front of me. All right, wifey. So, don't get all
38:10 touchy with me when we're sleeping, either. It won't be long, Jasmine. [sighs] I'll find the evidence and kill the murderer. What? The evidence has been deleted. I must recover it and bring Theodore to justice. Jake, feel like having a drink with the president? I'd like to get to know you a little better before you dive any deeper into this mission with my daughter.
38:55 >> Yeah, sure. Where at? I reserved a seats at the Hamilton's. >> Yeah, I don't know, sir. Uh, fancy restaurant like that feels a little out of character for me. >> You know, I've got a better place if you really want to get to know me. >> [snorts] >> The president of the United States having a drink with a young man like you. I didn't see this one coming. >> And I'm sleeping in the same bed as the president's daughter. Didn't see that one coming either. >> Easy. [laughter] Walked right into that, didn't I? >> Yes, sir. You did. >> So, um, why here?
39:40 Well, I've lived here for years. Ever since my father kicked me up. >> What's with all this, Jake? This homeless thing. I mean, a brilliant young man like you could excel at any job. >> You know what the most important thing is for a sniper? >> Enlighten me. >> Camouflage. You have to become completely invisible to your opponent before you pull the trigger. >> Well, who's your opponent? >> I'm afraid I can't tell you that yet. But you'll know when the time is right. In that case, I got to pee. >> Where am I going? >> Uh, toilet's right down there. >> Yeah. President's got a little buzz
40:27 going. Jake Ryan has shown us his extraordinary shooting skill. I don't believe there's anyone else in [music] this country that could surpass that. Maybe even the world. He is the clear winner. >> Have I been wrong about my son this whole time? Maybe Jake is not who I thought he was. Dad, somebody called the police and Jake is dealing drugs. >> What drug?
41:28 Dad Theo, what are you doing here? >> I'm sorry, William. >> What? What the hell are you doing? >> What? You can't just arrest people whenever you feel like it. I didn't do anything. >> I thought you started a clean slate, Jake. The president entrusted you with a mission of this magnitude and this is the kind of stunt you pull. You have disappointed me for the last time. >> Yeah, we got a call saying that you're selling drugs. >> You believe him, Dad? >> [ __ ] typical. >> Yeah, I would much rather believe a trusted SWAT leader than a drunken bum. Doesn't that make sense? Use your brain, Jake. >> Oh, come on, Dad. I know he's always
42:14 been your favorite, but I'm not a [ __ ] drug dealer. >> You're not. >> You framed me. You [ __ ] framed him. No. >> I want you to take him to jail and get him out of my sight. And don't you bail him out. No. No. He needs to learn his lesson. >> Get your ass in that cop car and don't make me force you. Let's go. >> Hey, what the [ __ ] are you doing to him? You should have told me that you were staying out tonight. I thought your identity got exposed and the terrorists killed you. >> Oh, so you're worried about me, huh? >> I'm concerned about our mission. >> Mr. Grant, he's been arrested for dealing drugs. >> What?
43:00 No. No. You shouldn't put him in jail before thoroughly investigating this. He's on an important mission. >> And you shouldn't stick your nose in this. Once I get rid of my loser brother, you can have a name partner. Better one. But after I arrest him. >> Yes. Please don't defend him, Agent Selena. You're only going to end up disappointed and he'll fail at his mission. >> What? Just take him away? >> You're kidding, right? >> What? You're seriously going to abandon your partner? >> She should replace you with a new partner. One that will be better for the mission. I'm going to get what I want. I'll be captain of the Delta Force. Who else were you drinking with? Do >> you really want to know?
43:46 >> I was drinking with the president. [laughter] >> [ __ ] Why would the president be in this [ __ ] hole? >> You're still lying, Jake. You know, I thought I had a glimmer of hope that you changed during the contest, but I guess you're still as hopeless as ever. And if he's drinking with you, he's also a homeless blumber wars. A [ __ ] drug addict. And I ought to arrest him, too. Get to the bottom of this. >> Yes, sir. What the hell happened to you, Jake? >> And tell us where he is. >> Well, let me put it this way. The person I was drinking with is not somebody you want to mess with.
44:31 >> So, he's a tough guy. Is he tougher than my bullet? >> What? You're just going to kill him if he doesn't comply? >> [ __ ] have to. All right. Well, he's right behind you. That true. The Ryan, you better kill the president. That true, Theater Ryan, you better kill the president. >> Told you. Tap. >> Uh, Mr. President, uh, my apologies, but there is a big misunderstanding right now. >> Mr. President, uh, Theo didn't mean any disrespect at all. He was just trying to do his job. >> I don't give a damn if he respects me or
45:17 not, but I can't have my SWAT captain threatening to shoot people as he wishes. Release him. >> Release him. Made a mistake. Because my brother is dealing drugs and here's the evidence. >> I was in that tent minutes ago. There were no drugs and detaining somebody without evidence is unjustified. Jake does not look like a drug dealer to me. Thanks for believing in me, sir. >> Mr. President, this man said he stash of drugs in the tent. >> D Ryan is behind it. Wait, wait a minute. You framed your own
46:02 brother? >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's just some guy that he got to turn on me, Dad. Why are you siding with him anyway? >> Well, looks like you got a choice to make, buddy. You going to tell the truth or decades of jail time? >> He He gave it to me to put the drugs inside your tent. I'm sorry. Now, why would a bum like me be handing out wads of cash like that? >> I don't I don't know. That could be anybody's money. I I I didn't do it. >> Oh, shut up, Neo. What do you think? We're blind. >> No, Dad. But everything I do, I do for our family's honor. And why are you siding with this homeless bum anyway? >> You know, I always thought Jake was a disgrace to our family. I think I'd
46:49 rather have a homeless bum than a snake. How's it feel being the black sheep of the family, brother? I'm going to rip off that mask of yours and show the world who you really are. My mask, huh? I'm so tired of you always [ __ ] winning, you stupid [ __ ] It's going to be my turn soon. >> Yeah, go ahead and do your worst first. It's about time you spend some time behind bars. >> Hey, we'reing evidence to frame somebody is despicable. You're disgusting. Throw him in jail. >> No, no, no. You can't [ __ ] arrest me. I'M THE SWAT [ __ ] CAPTAIN. YOU SAVE HIS LIFE. >> YOU BROKE the law, Captain. And when you break the law, there are consequences.
47:35 Get him out of here. >> Turn yourself in, Theo, before we make you do it. >> So, just like that, he's out with that homeless [ __ ] loser, huh? Why is he so [ __ ] special? Are you even homeless? Are you just pretending? >> Tell me the [ __ ] truth. Tell me the [ __ ] truth. >> He's right. He's right. I I do have another identity. I'm her husband. Isn't that right, sweetie? >> Fake husband. Oh, and I'm also Delta Force captain, so
48:21 there's that, too. >> Just keep on [ __ ] talking. I will get to the bottom of it. >> Wait, wait. >> The Ryan's grandfather, Senator Rowan Clint, Dian [clears throat] could cause trouble in Congress. >> Release him. I'm not taking you to jail, Theodore Ryan, but you are no longer Captain Awat. George, as my secretary of defense, I thought you'd have better judgment. At least you know which son to be proud of
49:08 now. >> Maybe I was wrong in calling you a disgrace, but no father would be proud of a son who's a homeless drunk. Sir, I'd like to have a moment with my father in private, of course. >> Dad, >> it's all planned. >> Plan? What do you mean? >> I did it for Jasmine. Wait, your wife killed herself because you're an alcoholic and you abused her. What are you trying to say? >> No, Dad. Theodore murdered her while he was trying to rape her. This whole story
49:54 about me abusing her was just a lie that he made up to frame me. >> Okay. No, Theodore. That can't. >> Jasmine told me before she died. Theodore destroyed the evidence, but I'm going to find it and I'm going to bring him to justice. So this this homeless disguise was just a cover up so he wouldn't be suspicious. >> Yeah, exactly. >> Dad, I don't know if you believe anything I say anymore, but please keep this a secret until my mission is done. >> It's okay. I thought you
50:42 [clears throat] H my meds. You remember I keep them in my right pocket. You're my father. How could I forget? >> I'm sorry for what I did to you, but I do believe you. Time to complete your mission. Thanks, Dad. Get back to the president. I need some time to process all this. You take care. >> You, too. Be safe. I love you, Dad. >> I love you, too. >> You shouldn't help, Theodore. Selena, >> I don't want that homeless loser to be my partner. [clears throat] >> I think someone owes me an apology.
51:30 Selena, >> fine. I'm sorry. Happy? >> No, not quite. Uh, you know, if you really want my forgiveness, spend a night in the homeless hell hole with me. >> What? Are you crazy? That thing is crawling with bugs. I would rather die than sleep there. >> Oh, that's funny. I just thought, you know, the greatest agent in the country wouldn't be afraid of anything, let alone a few bugs. Uh, unless it was nepotism. Jake, my daughter is a fearless woman. She's earned that. >> Well, actually, Mr. President,
52:15 >> of course. Not afraid. It's fine. I'll stay. >> Don't you dare tell me to. >> Mr. President, about the bugs. I'll take care of it. I'll make sure my wife is very comfortable. Don't worry. Good. Good night, sweetheart. >> After you, wifey.
53:05 stiff neck. >> Yeah, thanks to you. >> Here. Here. >> Get your hands off of me. >> Just relax. Okay. Here. >> Mhm. Payton away. How'd you do that? >> Well, aren't I full of surprises? Just look at that [ __ ] Stole my [ __ ] position. Grandpa, look.
53:50 >> Don't worry, Theo. I promise you'll be Delta Forc's captain soon enough. >> What can I do for you, Mr. Clint? You know you're my father's political enemy. >> There's no such thing as permanent enemies in the world of politics, Miss Grant. We're all just doing what we have to. building connections with common interests. >> Still, I don't think we have any common interests. >> Bullseye. [clears throat]
54:35 [snorts] [sighs and gasps] I know he's quite an idol of yours. If you can help me get rid of Jake Ryan, I'll tell you where to meet him. >> I thought Jake was also your grandson. >> Not without Clint blood. He is it? >> How can I trust you? No one knows who or where Bullseye is. Not even my father. >> I'm not your father. I have my own connections. [sighs] I have an offer. Seeing how you want to see Bull's Eye so badly. Seduce Jake Ryan and charge him for rape
55:21 and you'll have bullseye. Bullseye saved my life. He means the world to me. But what are we going to do when she realizes that we actually don't have a connection to Bullseye Grandpa? >> We will cross that bridge when we get to it. We will do whatever it takes to get what we want.
56:18 thirsty. >> Why do you care about me all of a sudden? I thought I was just a homeless loser. >> Relax. Still a decent human. Just asked if you were thirsty. Thanks. Why do I feel so hot all of a sudden? [cough and clears throat] Um, I'm I'm going to go take a shower.
57:09 >> [sighs] >> [ __ ] I'm getting hard. What is happening to my body? >> Should I do this? Jake is innocent, but I want to see Bullseye face to face. So tomorrow everybody's headline is going to read that my loser brother is some perverted rapist that sneaks into women's bathrooms, and it'll be perfect. Mr. All right, I think it's time.
58:00 >> Selena, what the hell are you doing in here? This is the men's bathroom. >> No, it's women's. >> What? I Oh. Uh, sorry. My head's a little fuzzy right now. I'm uh I'm just going to get out of here. >> I I think I've been drugged. >> This is a very strong effort. If you don't have sex within minutes, you'll die. >> Wasn't that a [ __ ] funny way to die? I'm starting to think >> Jake is not a bad guy. I can't let him die because of me.
58:47 >> Oh, >> what? What? What are you doing? >> I'm helping you or you will die. >> What? No, no, no. I'm not going to take advantage of you because of some stupid drug. >> He would rather die than lay a finger on me. How could I frame him for raping me? >> I have to stop this scheme. [sighs and gasps] [laughter] >> [ __ ] We don't have time. >> Hey, [ __ ] me. I'm giving you consent or you'll die. [laughter] Oh [ __ ] Oh, [gasps]
59:33 [sighs] >> I'm not letting you die on me, Jake. >> [ __ ] I can't move. >> I guess we're doing this the hard way. [gasps] [snorts] [laughter] >> What are you doing? >> Giving you a hand job is nothing compared to saving your life. >> Uh, thanks. That's it. It's your fingernails. Don't Don't hold so tight. >> Sorry. I've never done this before. >> Is this your first time?
1:00:19 It's okay. I'm not I'm not judging you. I'll um I'll teach you here. Uh just like right here >> like this. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. >> Oh, okay. Um >> you're a fast one. >> Oh, [laughter] okay. >> Uh yeah, that's that's good.
1:01:08 Thank God you're okay. >> You uh >> you saved me. Um >> thanks. >> I mean, yeah, >> we're partners. I'm a savage creature of the night. I'm a ghost. I'm whatever you like. I'm a savage creature of the night. I'm a ghost. >> Hey, we received a call about a homeless pervert sneaking into the female restroom is trying to rape innocent women. >> What the hell are you talking about?
1:01:56 No, no, no. Hold on. No. This is a huge misunderstanding. I Wait, you're the only person who knew I was in there. Did you call the police on me? >> Yes. Yes, I did. I'm so sorry, Jake. >> And you called them before you even went in. I should have known. You and Theodore set me up. >> Jake, I can explain. >> I sorry. She can talk to him during visiting hours. Everyone in this country will know what a scumbag you are. Low life trash, a
1:02:42 rapist. should be happy, brother. You're famous now. Theo, I saw the news. I don't believe your brother could have done anything like this. Why the [ __ ] are you so fond of him now, Dad? Is it because he's better than me at the rifle range? Is that why? Because he's still the reason that Jasmine committed suicide. At least I still remember that. Theo I look, I believe that Jake is innocent. I'm going to ask the president for a
1:03:27 pardon. Thanks, Dad. You do whatever you want. My grandfather will never allow that. Don't you [ __ ] off. Once you're scorched by this scandal, I'm going to be the new captain of Delta Force. >> Get Jake out of jail. I don't want Bullseye's whereabouts now. >> It's too late, Miss Grant. I mean, the entire country knows he's a rapist. >> If you don't release him, I will tell the press that you've set all of this up. >> And if you do that, I'll make sure Bullseye knows that you're in on it. No, I don't want Bullseye to think I had anything to do with this.
1:04:16 >> Leave Bullseye out of this. I won't tell. But I am bailing Jake out. Do whatever you want. I mean, the entire country believes he's a homeless rapist, so I already got what I wanted. >> Sign the papers, please. You're lucky. Miss Grant paid a fortune for you. Jake, I'm so sorry. I only did this because your brother promised me to tell me where Bullseye is. I didn't mean for
1:05:02 any of this to happen. >> Bullseye? Huh? I think we should end our marriage here, Miss Grant. >> Hey, look. I completely understand if you want to get a divorce, but I can't agree with that. [clears throat] Not before we finish the mission. For now, we have to live under the same roof. Let's go home, Jacob. >> No. No. Look, I don't think there's much of a mission to carry out at this point. The entire world thinks I'm a rapist. I think it's best that you find another partner, Miss Grant.
1:05:47 >> My father, the president, hasn't terminated your role yet. We're still partners. We're doing this for our country. >> Whatever. Do what you want, but I'm not going anywhere. What are you doing? Aren't you afraid of the bugs? Well, >> then let them bite me. How's punishment for betraying you? >> Okay, suit yourself. [sighs] >> Also, I thought you might want to know Theodore is asking his grandpa for help to secure the Delta Force position from you. You should be careful.
1:06:33 >> Thanks. But don't worry, they have no idea who they're dealing with. I guess this is it. It's time to reveal myself as Bullseye. >> Defense Minister's eldest son faces allegations of attempted sexual assault. Oh, look at the captain you picked. What a joke, Mr. President. What do you want, Mr. Clinton? >> Simple. Sack this piece of [ __ ] And make my grandson the new captain. Theo's the best option this country has, and you know it. There's no match for him except Bullseye. The press today loves
1:07:21 to hype things up, so Jake may not be guilty at all. I need to do some digging first and confirm. Jake Ryan is caught on scene. >> I've made up my mind, >> Mr. Clint. Thank you for your visit. [screaming] >> Why is the president STILL SIDING WITH THAT [ __ ] homeless loser? >> President will certainly find out we're behind this if he keeps digging. And if he does, it won't be good for us. Then what the [ __ ] do you think we're supposed to do? >> Prove Jake Ryan guilty beyond reasonable doubt before he finds out. We need to spice things up.
1:08:12 [screaming] >> THIS PLACE UP, BOYS. LET HIM KNOW WE'RE HERE. [screaming] >> [screaming] >> A group of masked men set a government office on fire. An employee was raped and murdered. One of the suspects may be Jake Ryan. >> Good job, Theo. Looks like this might just do the trick. Police forensics have his fingerprints and hair from the scene.
1:09:08 You'll be testifying against Jake Ryan at the trial. It will be in three days. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Please, please don't shoot me. Don't shoot me. >> You're a disgrace to the steel team. [laughter] >> MOTHER DAMN IT. SHOT ME IN THE ASS. How did you How did you know I was in the SEAL team? Who the [ __ ] are you?
1:10:00 Oh my god. Who was that? Oh my god. I I didn't know. I didn't know. >> I saved your ass on a mission. You came back and you raped and killed an innocent woman. I should have left you to die. >> Oh, please, please. No. Listen to me. Listen. [laughter] You're like a legend to us. You, the guys idolize you. You're like a god. Don't kill me. >> Why did you frame Jake Ryan? >> Rowan Clinton. He He paid he paid me off. Okay. He wants me to testify against Jake Ryan in court. [laughter] No. Please. Please don't don't kill me. Tell the truth in the trial or my next bullet's going through
1:10:45 your head. >> Okay, okay, okay. Got to get out of this one, my dear brother. The truth will reveal itself in time, dear brother. to the rapist and the murderer. To the rapist and the murderer. Jay Ryan, a rapist and now homeless, has said to be the ring leader behind this horrifying incident. The trial is about to begin.
1:11:34 Jake, they've gathered a lot of evidence against you and it doesn't look very good for your defense, but uh I believe you're innocent. >> Me, too. >> Thanks, guys. >> Mr. President, can you investigate the people on this list? I heard you gave up your right to an attorney. I guess you really want that electric chair. Don't be so sure, Theo. [clears throat] The world's going to know who the real
1:12:19 criminal is very soon. Sure. A female official was brutally raped and murdered. As a member of the government and a former lawyer, I will be representing the prosecutor. This is surveillance footage from the scene. It clearly shows Jake Lion's face. There is no doubt he committed the crime. >> I heard already killed his wife because he abused her in the past. I mean, this tracks that he would kill another woman. >> That bastard is the devil.
1:13:05 >> I hereby ask the suspect to be sentenced to death, your honor. >> I object. First of all, the news says there was three masked men. So why was I not wearing a mask? Secondly, your honor, look at the man's neck. I don't have that tattoo. The video is obviously fake. You can fabricate anything with AI these days. >> Apologies, your honor. It seems we were misled by an unreliable source. However, Jake Ryan's hair and fingerprints were still at the crime scene.
1:13:53 Thank you. >> Well, your honor, fingerprints and hair can be easily obtained. It could have been planted there. Your honor, my wife can prove that I wasn't even there that night. >> Miss Grant, you may speak from your seat. >> Objection, your honor. Miss Grant told me she was not with the suspect when the incident took place. Please refer to document D. Those are the records signed by Miss Grant herself. >> What? >> Sign the papers, please. >> They set me up again. >> What Ms. Grant has confessed in the file shows that Jay Ryan lied about his alibi
1:14:38 and also abused her frequently in their marriage. Selena, did you put me in another scheme for Bullseye again? Selena, I don't understand. [gasps] >> I know nothing about the record, your honor. >> Silence. Order in the house. >> Jake, I can explain. >> Miss Grant, since you can't obey the orders of this hearing, I will have to ask you to leave. Your honor, everyone in this country wants Jake Ryan
1:15:24 dead. >> The people deserve justice. >> No one would believe your [ __ ] if they knew what you've done, Rowan Clint. News about Rowan Clint may affect your judgment, your honor. >> What's happening, your honor? >> Mr. Clint, please check the news. We want to clarify your integrity for the oath of truth before we can proceed. >> We just got news from an anonymous source that Jake Ryan was framed by Rowan Clint and his very own brother, Theodore Ryan, in his rape scandal. So, is Jake Ryan really guilty? And who is
1:16:09 the real criminal? We will deal with you later, Theodore Ryan. Who is helping me? Who? >> I will watch them put you on thrill. >> Oh, your honor. You know how the press is. They like to fabricate things. My grandson and I have never done anything of the sort. If what I said can't convince you, I'd like to call in witness. Please.
1:16:57 According to my witness, he saw Jake Ryan commit the crimes at the scene with his own eyes. I've been a lawyer for decades. Before I got into politics, I never lost a case. So if I want you dead, not even God can save you. >> Well, then I guess I need to be better than the God that you speak of. >> The only man in the country beyond God is Bullseye. Drunk homeless trash like you, you don't stand a chance, sir. Tell everyone here today what you saw at the scene.
1:17:52 Don't be afraid of that loser. Just some drag of society way beneath anyone in the room. >> What do you think Bullseye would want you to say, soldier? Bullseye that I lied. [laughter] There would be severe punishment if you changed your statement. Think again before you speak. >> Bullseye is listening. He'll keep you safe. He protects justice. Rowan Clint paid me off to frame Jake
1:18:38 Ryan here. And that's the truth, your honor. >> [ __ ] He He planned the whole damn thing. >> Shut the [ __ ] up. Your honor, don't believe him. It's It's nothing but lies. Jake must have bought him off. >> Sorry, pal. Your first loss. Hey, there's a first time for everything, isn't there? How did you manage to turn him? >> I guess I am better than that god that you worship. >> This isn't over yet. Your honor, uh, I insist my witness was bribed or or threatened by the suspect, so he dare not speak the truth. But I believe your judgment.
1:19:24 Based on the information received, I hereby declare that Jake Ryan is guilty. >> What? >> The witness's testimony was too capricious to be valid, but based on other evidence, the suspect will receive a death sentence. Oh, [gasps] I can't be guilty. >> Bravo. Really well done, Mr. Clint. >> Whatever you do, you can't defeat me.
1:20:10 Just like I said. >> Case closed. >> Your honor, Rowan Clint is obviously behind this. How could you be so blind? Your honor, this ruling raises some very serious concerns. I urge the court to reconsider. >> Order. Mr. President, we respect your presence here today, but the court operates independently. The sentencing is done. >> Adios, my brother. right on time.
1:20:56 We found something, Mr. President. >> Arrest that man. What? What are you doing? You have no right to do this. Even if you are president, I'll sue you for abusing power. >> Rowan Clint bought you off. These are your account statements from your offshore accounts. And you, Mr. Clint, you will be suspended from the Senate. >> [ __ ] No. You're a disgrace to the bench that I am having you removed defective immediately. And your verdict on Jake Ryan's guilt is now void.
1:21:42 What? What? What? Jake, the file. How did you know the judge was going to be a problem? >> I did some research. Rowan Clint has had the same judge for years. That's why he's never lost the case. >> You out foxed the old man. >> You're damn right. Well played. Everyone, Jake Ryan, this brilliant young man next to me here, is not a domestic abuser. He's not a rapist. He's not a murderer. In fact, he's not guilty of anything at all.
1:22:31 Not so fast. Yeah, I'm afraid this trial isn't over just yet. Go ahead and take a seat. Ladies and gentlemen, three years ago, Theodore Ryan, my half brother, raped and killed my wife. >> Jesus, I thought he was a national hero. How many plot twists are they going to give us? >> So, Theodore is the real criminal? I guess his homeless, drunk brother isn't
1:23:17 so bad after all. No, that's not true. She [ __ ] wanted it. Yeah. Do you ever think that she'd actually choose you over me? Huh? Huh? >> YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE BROTHER. >> JAKE, HE'LL answer for his crimes legally. Don't stoop to his level. Put those two in jail. >> No. No. No. No. No. NO. COME ON. NO. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. DAD. You got to help me. No matter what I've done, I'm still your son and you cannot let me die. >> You are no longer my son. There's no way. You're just homeless trash. Who are you? What are you hiding
1:24:03 from me? Sir, are you Bullseye? Well, it's just that I've seen Bullseye before. He He rescued my men and I back in the war. He He's got the same build and the same voice. It's just It's just too familiar. >> Bullseye? How would that even be possible? >> Jake? Are you really him? >> Bullseye is a living legend. We've been looking for him for years. Jake, is he telling the truth?
1:24:50 >> Rowan is not the type of guy to sit and wait for death. I can't reveal who I am yet. >> Answer me, Jake. >> No, no, he's uh he's got the wrong guy. >> Oh, I [sighs] I'm sorry. I I apologize, sir. It's been a tough day, Jake. Get some rest. Prepare for the mission. Thank you sir. >> LET ME OUT OF HERE. LET ME OUT. I DON'T WANT TO DIE. I DON'T WANT TO DIE. >> Stop being a [ __ ] >> They're going to execute us in two days, Grandpa. >> Don't worry, Theo. We won't die. I'll have those sons of [ __ ] pay.
1:25:43 The mission isn't over yet. You can't leave. >> I'll ask the president for permission to live separately. We'll continue the mission. >> Are you still mad at me? Look, I didn't sign those papers to go against you in court. They set me up. >> Selena, I don't know if I can trust you anymore. Please, Jake. We're partners. I know I've made mistakes before, but I promise it won't happen again. >> Will you choose Bullseye over me?
1:26:29 >> I don't know. Maybe I will. Then goodbye. Why does my heart hurt so much? Do I have feelings for him? [ __ ] What's wrong with me? Concentrate.
1:27:17 What are you doing? >> Just keep your arms straight and steady, then pull the trigger. >> There you go. >> [ __ ] Why is my body burning up for him? The only person I'm in love with is Bullseye. Why are you being so nice to me? I thought you said you didn't want to be partners. >> Look, I just don't want you dying on me during the mission. Okay, >> Jake. Selena, get ready. >> We just received intel on the terrorist leader location. >> The assassination target. We stay at this hotel. >> Be careful. It's going to be dangerous. >> Don't worry, sir. Your daughter is safe with me.
1:28:23 It's time to show my trump card. All right, this is it. I'll go first. [ __ ] Fell into their trap.
1:29:10 Drop your weapon. It's good to see you again brother. You're supposed to be in jail. >> You don't know what we're capable of, kiddo. Say hello to my friends. >> You're allied with the terrorists. >> You left me no choice. I should be head of this country instead of your father. Man's got to do what he's got to do. I will be president, whatever the cost. >> How about this? You give up now. Turn yourselves in and uh maybe I'll spare your lives. [laughter]
1:29:57 >> Oh, don't be delusional. Look around you. Your body will be riddled with bullets. >> Only the legendary Bullseye could get out of this dangerous [ __ ] homeless trash. >> Don't provoke them, Jake. They'll kill us. I know what I'm doing, Selena. Try me. >> No. Please don't kill him. >> You're risking your life for him. >> Step out of the way, Selena. Let me handle this. What is with you and Lynen risking their lives for you? What's so [ __ ] special about you? >> Maybe I'm just better looking.
1:30:44 >> You know what? I did rape and kill your wife. I'm going to [ __ ] your girlfriend right in front of you. >> You leave her out of this. >> Let's play a little game before I screw your girlfriend's brains out. See, in this duel, you're going to fight me with a slingshot. And if you dodge, my bullet will go straight through your love bird skull. >> Don't worry about me, Jake. I know what I signed up for. >> Ooh, this will be fun. Your life or hers. Not an easy choice to make, is it, kiddo?
1:31:33 That is a large caliber rifle. My slingshot is just some plastic [ __ ] Even if I hit his bullet, it can't be stopped. I'll pick up the [ __ ] slingshot and don't waste my time. [ __ ] >> You are one lucky son of a [ __ ] >> Theo, do what you want to me, but let Selena go. >> Jake, we're in this together. We're partners. >> Finish this stupid game, Theo. We're taking over the country with our new friends. We don't have time to waste on these small fries. >> Just a minute, Grandpa.
1:32:19 >> Neither are you going to walk out of here alive. What are you going to do now? Huh? Don't touch my partner, [ __ ] >> Thanks. You think this is over? I still got plenty of bullets. >> Oh, enough. This isn't a game. >> Kill them.
1:33:07 >> I guess this is it, Jake. It was nice knowing you. Too bad I never got to meet Bullseye. >> Selena, you're going to be okay. And you'll meet Bullseye. I promise. >> You still playing the hero? Never learned, did you? Kill him. >> [sighs] >> Sorry. [music]
1:34:08 GOD DAMN IT. >> We're not leaving this country in the hands of people like you. >> No, no, no, no. Easy now, sweetheart. You pull that trigger. Thousands of innocent people go with me. >> What are you talking about? All your men are dead. >> One simple click and boom, hundreds of plazas in this country will be blown to bits. You don't want that blood on your hands, do you? >> Yeah. skills, brother. My grandpa here,
1:34:53 he's got the brains. Drop your [ __ ] gun before you regret it. >> What now? You bastard. Give me the remote. You can take my life. >> You still don't get it, do you? You're not in a position to negotiate. Your life means nothing to me. These are the sites we rigged. And your stupid father is holding a campaign event at one of them. Yeah. After he dies, I'll use my
1:35:40 influence in Congress to take control. Maybe I'll get rid of the elections and rule for the rest of my life. No, no, no. You can't do that. >> This is going to be bigger than 9/11 and I'll be a hero while you two are buried with thousands of others. Theo, stop. It's not too late. We can make a deal. Okay. We can have the president step down and position you in power. You do not have to kill anybody. >> Tempting, but no. I like doing things my way. Why isn't it working, Michael? Why isn't it working? [ __ ] Why isn't it working? I don't know what's wrong with this.
1:36:26 [ __ ] >> You know, I gave you all the option and you still said no. >> Shut the [ __ ] up. Why isn't Why isn't it working? I don't know. >> It's not working, dumbass. Because all of the bombs have been dismantled. >> What? How's that possible? You were here with us. Oh, I didn't say we did it. [sighs and gasps] >> God, this acting thing is exhausting. >> What the [ __ ] are you talking about? >> You tricked us. Come on in, guys. Surprise, Mr. Clint.
1:37:19 How is this possible? You're supposed to be at a campaign. >> You guys still haven't figured it out. We set all this up. It was all part of the plan. >> You see, Jake broke contact with the terrorist after the last investigation. And >> that's for all the filthy [ __ ] you've said about me. You let us escape the prison deliberately, didn't you? So you could use us to track the terrorist leader. >> [ __ ] Exactly. We knew you were planning an attack, so we fed you a fake campaign location. And well, >> we took the bait. Your acting job bought us enough time to disarm the bombs.
1:38:05 >> [laughter] >> I never thought a prestigious senator like myself would lose to a homeless loser like you. How ironic. [laughter] GET YOUR [ __ ] HANDS OFF OF HIM. >> I'LL handle this. You can't just be a low LIFE HOMELESS LOSER. WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING US? TELL US. I CANNOT LET YOU IN. You're right, brother. I lied to
1:38:51 you. For 3 years, I've been pretending to be a homeless and a drunk. So, you would lower your guard and I could stack the evidence against you. look familiar. Your bullseye? How is that possible? No, no, no, no. There's no [ __ ] way. You're bullseye. You've been a loser to this family your whole [ __ ] life. You're a loser, a coward, and a criminal. >> How does it feel to have your ego shattered to pieces? I'll bet that's the most important thing to you. No, I will not lose you. I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS. [snorts]
1:39:38 >> This is how you murdered my wife while you raped her. You remember, brother? [clears throat] I dreamt of killing you every night. And no, not yet. I'm going to make sure you feel the same pain. Jasmine felt. And I'm going to tear away your mask bit by bit, revealing to the world who you truly are before I end your life. [clears throat] [snorts]
1:40:23 Goodbye brother. David. >> Yes, sir. >> Take this trash away. >> Thanks, >> Jake. The bullseye that I've been craving to see. You've been right by my side this whole time. >> I'm sorry. I didn't mean to lie to you. I didn't know that you were pretending to be homeless. Let alone a drunk. You must have endured so much pain all these years.
1:41:08 I'm so sorry that I misunderstood you for so long. >> It's fine. It was worth it to avenge my wife. >> Jake, I'll make sure the press publishes your story, clears your name. You're not a domestic abuser. You're not a rapist. And you're certainly not a murderer. You're a hero, son. A hero this country needs. It was an honor to serve my country, sir. Well, now that our mission is over, it's time for us to get divorced. No. No. Jake, [gasps] or should I call you Bullseye? I'm so sorry that that I
1:41:54 hurt you before. Uh, who's blind? >> It's all right. I forgive you. None of that matters anymore. [gasps] But I think it's time we went our separate ways. >> No, no, no. Jake, I don't know how else to say this, but I've got feelings for you, for us. I think I love you. Don't you have any feelings for me after what we've been through? Oh,
1:42:48 Selena, you're a good girl. But I'm loyal to my wife. I'm sorry. That's okay. I understand. We can get divorced, but I'll always love you. You'll always be my hero. >> [snorts] [gasps] >> David, what's wrong?
1:43:34 >> Emergency. I don't think anyone can handle this but Bullseye. >> You two can't get divorced right now. There's been another incident. We need you on the next mission as husband and wife. >> What?
