Funny TikTok Compilation Of AmyyWoahh !! All Vids From JUNE 2021 !

0:01 [Music] hey hey cutie did i get your attention hey stop throwing peanuts at me do you have a phone number i can have no you can't have my phone number i don't fight stop stop wait hold on my shield my push pop shield i can help black that thing doesn't scare me listen up man you don't want to mess with me oh no oh it looks like you're out of peanuts huh well the turns are tabled take this okay i'm out of here [Applause] mommy mommy look what are you doing take that off that's really dirty look at this hat i'm blessed so many people try that on you can get lice put that down it's not that dirty it's new can i get these socks what about these shoes they're super fluffy look

0:47 so flat what about this scarf it's so cute like look how cozy i look it'll keep me warm forever stop asking me to buy you things i'm not buying you anything okay dang it i don't like today oh it's like music i like this sound oh it's super soft so fluffy i love it stop fingering everything you're gonna break something okay stop touching everything mom you never let me have no friends [Music] where did you get those uh they were right here you want one no i don't want one put those down oh mom can we please leave what are you doing get off the floor it's dirty you're embarrassing me let's go this water's burning hot but you know

1:32 what that's the way i like it yeah all right let's start off with some shampoos i'm not gonna use a lot of conditioner today i'm not i'm not gonna do it oop i did it i'm going to gently rub in the conditioner should i shave my legs oh i have the best idea i'll only shave half of them because i'm wearing a dress and people won't see the other half of my legs haha genius man who could that be right now like who's trying to call me right now hello i'm on the way right now oh no i'm really not on the way right now like i'm far from being on the way oh no i gotta hurry uh oh i'm out of body soap dang it what am i gonna do oh i'll cook it can you use conditioner as body soap yes i can't be the only person i use conditioner's body wash are you serious she's calling me again

2:19 hello yes yes i'm almost there i'm almost there i'm pulling in right now and i'm still in the shower sweetie i was one oh my gosh this room is a mess you better clean this up nobody else comes in this room it's fine if it's like this i don't care if nobody else comes in here you have to clean this up okay fine i'll be back in five minutes to check on this and if this is not cleaned up i'm taking your phone away and i'm not cleaning it up oh no she's coming i should have shoved everything under the bed she's never gonna know why is this door locked hold on i'm coming oh it looks great in here sweetie you did a great job see mom it's all clean

3:04 it's all better good job oh you forgot a sock right here let me get that for you i don't look under there i got it i got it no i got it what is all of this you threw everything under your bed dang it i don't like today you know what you're wrong give me your phone no mom you're not taking my phone in this is not how we clean up give me your phone no i need you to run to the store right now and give me some paper towels mom you really want me to run to the store right now yes right now okay gotta get those paper towels it's so high i don't think i can do this anymore why does she want me to run

3:59 oh no now i gotta run all the way back mom i got your paper towel here why are you out of breath guys mommy told me to run to the store so i ran all the way to the store and ran all the way back sweetie i did not mean for you to actually run to the store but by the way i didn't want one i wanted a whole thing of it i wanted six rolls so can you please run back to the store and get me six thank you dang it i don't like today this is how most people cool down their fry when it's super hot this is how i cool down my fries when it's super hot step one step two [Music]

4:44 just like that all right guys i'm gonna go in the store does anybody want to come in oh i don't feel like going in i'm just gonna wait in the car oh i want to go in i want to go in all right let's go move your seat up really come on move it up more i can't get out you have enough room to get out i'm not moving forward more come on mom mom do you think i can get these shorts sure sweetie you can get those yes thanks mom you're the best you're welcome i love my new shorts they're so nice so shorts are really cute that's not fair that she went in and got stuff what did you guys get for me we didn't get you anything nope well you should have came in you would have got stuff why i never know what to buy you

5:31 you have to be there i'm not gonna buy you something unless you're with me because you guys never like the stuff i pick out i got stuff and you didn't and don't even think about wearing these these are mine dang it i don't like today time to go fishing this is taking forever i'm so bored really gonna go pee i probably won't get a fight when i'm gone i'll just be [Music] i'll just run to the store [Music]

6:17 i gotta have something now oh no my fishing pole [Music] the ice cube better not melt my floor not on my floor almost there my wood floors my wood floors

7:02 aha i knew it mom i thought you were at the store yeah it wasn't the store and i had a feeling that this happened you better pick this up how did you know that was there better pick that up right now what did i tell you dang it happy you know the rules of my house i don't like today hey what do you think you're doing i'm just drying my hands four paper towels to dry your hands no let me show you something mom it's fine it's just a paper towel they make them in half okay you only take one paper towel these things are really expensive i don't like when you use four you don't pay for this i pay for this only use one okay dang it mom okay fine i'll start using one

7:49 hey llama you stay right here i need that llama i'm gonna go get that llama hey what are you doing with my llama give me my llama back no this is my llama i think i got my push up 70 000 on me i'm taking this llama it's mine now i'm stealing it you are not taking my llama today listen up man give me my llama back before i launch inside you whoa whoa you don't want to mess with me man give me my llama back okay okay here's your llama back take your llama don't hurt me [Music] yeah that's right get out of here i love you llama

8:34 push pop seventeen thousand saved us again thank you here you go thanks wait a second this isn't fair why do you get the one that's more full well it's too bad i bought them so you get that one this is way less come on i want that one give me that one please you're just going to complain about i'll just take this back i don't know why you're so mad that yours is a little bit less full like it's not that big of a deal okay fine just give me a back dang it i don't like today stop and get some ice creams please what flavor would you like yes uh oh i really want cotton candies okay i'll get you some cotton candy wait right here here's your ice cream thanks

9:20 mom careful now don't drip the ice cream all over my seats i won't mom i won't let it drip how is your ice cream sweetie it's good it's dripping all over my seats what did i tell you you have to eat it faster i know mom i'm trying i'm trying so hard not to let it drip come on you're gonna ruin my satori look it up hurry dang it oh no it's getting all over the place here give me it let me let me look it for you i'm so sorry here so today when i got my truck i saw that llama bean was trying to drive it and i was like llama bean you can't be doing that you can't be driving a truck you don't have your license and then she told me well i actually got my llama license yesterday and i was like okay lama bean we can go get you a car because i promised my little llama bean when she gets her llama license and she passes it i'll get her a car once i

10:07 drove her to the car dealership i was like are you ready llama and i asked her again are you ready llama let's go once we got there long bean knew exactly what she wanted she sniffed the whole car llama bean always has to sniff everything and she was like this is the one mom i really want this one and i was like before you get a caramel bean you have to try it out so when she got in i was like oh you're so cute llama bean you're so cute this is perfect for you and i was like oh my little mom is growing up so fast but i'm so proud of my little llama growing up she's so strong and beautiful now she can wave to me in her car while i'm in my truck and i'm just like hi llama so if you ever see a llama driving a car it might be a llama bean bye mom i'm going shopping with my friends we'll be back later wait wait don't leave i'm gonna go too i'm gonna come shopping wait for me no

10:54 you can't come with me oh why i'm going out with my friends like no you're just not gonna have a good time it's gonna be fun i really wanna go you don't even have any money to spend and i'm not buying you anything you're not coming with me i don't care i just wanna come along like i don't wanna buy anything oh i'm gonna go tell mom i don't care go tell mom i'm leaving mom mom mom what's wrong sweetie he's not taking me with her i really want to go shopping please she's not okay hold on let me talk to her hey you have to take your little sister with you mom she's not coming with me no just take her come on dang it thank you yay we're going shopping i don't like today mommy do you have any gum in your purse no sweetie i don't have any gum i'm sorry dang it i just want some gum right

11:40 now i don't know what to tell you i don't have any gum hi um hello do you have any gum in your purse i really want some gum yeah i do have gum but you shouldn't be asking strangers for gum well i think it's okay here you go thank you where did she go she's talking to strangers what do you think you're doing i'm so sorry that's okay it's fine i'm just asking for some gum because you didn't have any gum and i really want some gums get over here come on okay mama i'm coming give me that you don't trust people okay this is so embarrassing come on i don't like today i'm going in the store just wait right here okay okay mom be quick lock the

12:25 doors [Music] bubble gum i love bubble gums it's so good i lost this flavor i just want to spit it out should i throw it in a trash can or should i just toss it out the window i don't feel like getting out let's talk about luna dang it oh no mom what happened oh i just stepped on somebody's piece of gum you stepped on gum who just throws her gum in the parking lot this is so gross i hate when people do that these are brand new shoes and now they're completely ruined i don't like today

13:11 [Music] let's see what kind of cereal we got oh we got some frosted flakes my fave i love this cereal let me just give myself a bowl pour some oh yeah there's something about flake so frost that i love oh what are you kidding me right now dang it oh we're out of milk i don't like today now what am i supposed to do i report my flakes of frost into a bowl like i'm not gonna eat them dry but i'm so hungry right now i guess i have to eat them dry amy why don't you just put the cereal back into the box i'm not gonna do that you know why because i'm too lazy i already put the box back in the cupboard [Music] ow why would you do that that hurts so bad it's a piece of paper there's no way

13:56 that hurt you're just being a baby i'm gonna do it back to you it you don't even know how to do it you suck at it i don't like today you know what i'm telling mom this is so stupid tell mom i shot a piece of paper at you she's not even gonna be mad i don't care if it's just a piece of paper i'm telling mom mom mom oh finally summer i can do what i want i don't have to stress about anything here's a list of chores i want done by the end of today mom really i'm not gonna do these this is ridiculous school's out this is my only time to have free time i don't care if it's summer you're gonna be doing chores every single day just because it's summer doesn't mean you need to be lazy and laying around you're gonna spend this time doing chores i'm not gonna do this this isn't fair all my other

14:42 friends don't have to do lists of chores nope you're doing chores and you're not going anywhere or doing anything until that list is done dang it i don't like today ew what are you doing um what does it look like i'm doing obviously i'm cleaning the cheese off my fingers why are you licking your fingers like that that is so gross don't you clean your fingers like this after you're done eating a cheese ball no i don't do it that way i'm a normal person i either use a wet wipe or i wash my hands this is literally the best part like this is so yummy you're doing it the wrong way you are not normal you're supposed to use a wet wipe to clean your hands not lick them you know me germs are just chilling on your hands right now and you're just looking at it you are so gross you're just a weirdo it's not even that gross like these are my fingers and i can do what i want what do you want

15:28 from taco bell sweetie um i really want a burrito a burrito again that's your 20th burrito this week remember you are what you eat please mom i just want a burrito i don't care if it's the 20th one i really want it are you sure you want a burrito yes i'm for sure that i want the burrito please okay i'll get you a burrito here's your burrito sweetie thank you so how's your burrito mommy mommy let am a burrito see this is what i was talking about i turned into a burrito you were right mom you are what you eat you are so right i'm a burrito i'm a burrito yeah what did i tell you make sure everything's in the bag okay let me see uh yeah oh actually no

16:14 mom they forgot my fries i knew it i knew they were gonna forget something you know what we're gonna go back there right now i'm gonna go tell them mama mom it's okay we don't have to go back like it's honestly fun like i don't need the fries no sweetie you need to learn from me i paid good money for that i'm gonna go get my fry and i'm gonna get something free too it was only two dollars do we have to mom it's so embarrassing when you go there and complain it's not worth it i don't care if it's embarrassing we have to go back and we have to get that fry oh make sure everything's in the bag uh oh actually dad they forgot my fries you know it's so typical of them just to forget the fry you can just have mine really are you sure that's okay how about we just share them instead you know that's actually a good idea let's just share the fries i'm so glad you're not like mom like every time this

17:00 happens with mom when they forget something she always has to go in there and like yell at them about it i know she's been doing that since i've known her i closed second shotgun's mine i'm older it's mine now i'm not sitting in the back i got it i'm gonna use reverse side collagen on here i can't wait to lay down back here it's almost like a bed like i like i love this i kind of want to lay down hey um do you think you want to like trade i kind of want to sit back there now no i'm not giving you the back seat like i like the back seat please i'll give you the front seat you know what okay you can have it yes oh this is so nice you can't lay down back there get up and put your seatbelt on

17:46 it's not safe oh mom come on i'm so cozy right now come on sit up and put your seatbelt on dang it oh i want the front seat back give me the front seat back no i'm not getting on again you better put on your seatbelt listen to mom i don't like today have fun at practice do good today okay mom bye remember to pick me up at three okay i won't forget bye practice was tiring can't wait to go home and get some more water what time is it three o'clock 3 10 where's my man i knew i knew she was gonna do this i knew she was going to be like she's always late she's still not here this is awful my phone's dead i can't even call her this is so bad it's been four hours it's literally 702 right

18:33 now i don't like today i'm gonna die out here i have no water hey sweetie sorry i'm late mom mom you forgot me how was practice mom i was sitting out here for six hours you do this all the time it's never been this bad i'm sorry i i lost track of time i have no water and no food i could have gotten stolen somebody could have nab kid me i'm so sorry sweetie here i'll make it up to you let's get mcdonald's on the way home you'll give me mcdonald's yep yes dang it oh no this is so bad you know that's mom's favorite glass i know this is mom's favorite glasses she's gonna freak out she knows she's gonna ground you and take your phone away what am i gonna do and you know she

19:19 specifically told you not to bring that glass out here and you did dude you know what she likes you way better will you take the fault for this i'm not taking the blame for you this is all on you like what do you ever do for me come on you have to do this for me she won't get mad at you but she'll get mad at me like you're you're younger than me and like you don't really know better please just take the blame i'll buy you mcdonald's did you just say mcdonald's um how about make it a week of mcdonald's and i'll do it okay thank you okay bad i forgot i had a math test today oh no i didn't study it at all oh i have the best idea i'll just go skip in the bathroom there's no way i can take that test like i didn't even study for it so i'm just gonna wait in here this is the perfect idea let's go see if anybody's skipping

20:05 today in the bathroom oh no i think i hear a t-shirt coming i gotta hide and stall gotta stand up on the toilet so she doesn't see me let's see if there's any skippers today nobody in there i knew you were in here let's go uh i'm pooping you didn't think to lock the door where are you supposed to be math class no i'm not supposed to be in math class i just had to go poop no you said that last time let's go i know you're not pooping you're getting detention this time dang it what do you think oh sweetie that is so cute it looks so good on you i love it you like it i like it too i love it so much like look how cute it is can i get it no no there's no way you're doing that that is way too inappropriate oh

20:50 but dad what's wrong with this it's not even that bad it's it's covering everything you are not leaving the house now she cannot get that it's not that bad honey she's covered up i think she should get it she looks really nice in it that's way too exposing she can get something that covers her whole body she's not getting that though dang it sweetie we'll come back here later i'll get it for you okay really we can i'll come back with you when he's not here we can get it let's go hide it somewhere so no one takes it okay i'll just act aside right now so that won't get suspicious i really wish i could get this but that's okay i'll just find something else i called it out of bed this side's mine okay everybody this is my side of the bed mini fridge mom they have sodies in here can i have a soda no why too expensive mom it's

21:37 only six dollars for one can dang it uh can someone show me how to use the shower i don't know how to use it is it up or down like i i don't know does anybody know what channel spongebob is on like i have no idea this is so annoying mom i forgot my toothbrush what do i do use a washcloth with water why oh mom that's kind of gross okay oh where did i get this oh they had them by the mini fridge yeah they have a whole thing of snacks this is only eight dollars oh i'm not supposed to be eating this can we go to the pool now i know it's 7 a.m but yesterday you said that we could go today and it's technically today so can we please go right now i don't want to wait a few more hours i don't like today dude come over here come check out

22:23 this fish where hurry come on you're gonna miss it it's right here where is it dude it's right there look look it's right there like where is it at what are you doing i'm standing right by the water you're about to push me and there's sharks in there my phone's in my pocket i got you there's actually no fish there i just wanted to scare you don't play around like that dang it i don't like today i don't know about you but there's something about when i walk in a store and i see something super fluffy i gotta touch it like i'm just casually walking along i don't even know that i'm doing it but i'm doing it like this i just run my hands across all the fluffiness and textures and all that good stuff and sometimes it actually catches me off guard i'm like oh wow that's nice maybe i should buy it especially when it comes to clothes like i literally cannot pass

23:08 a piece of clothing without touching it and then sometimes i come across like the plant section i got to touch all the plants and then people look at me weird like what is this lady doing touching plants i'm just like you gotta try it and then you'll know you're probably thinking amy do you really have to do this i'm like yes yes i do because i like all the soft textures oh look at this basket this one's nice it's actually kind of stress relieving like check out this little llama oh it's so cute i gotta touch it you you know more about stuff when you touch it mom can i please come on vacation with you no you can't come with me please mom i really want to go i'm going to go to the bathroom and then i'm going to leave just need these where's my suitcase on the ground why is it unzipped maybe i'm just losing my mind

23:54 oh so bumpy so hot in here gotta stop and get some gas first did she just stop somewhere she'd probably check on my suitcase i really got a fart oh no don't fart don't worry hold on hold on oh pretty good can't hold it anymore wait did i just hear a fart come out of my suitcase i swear surprise are you serious not again i just wanted to come on vacation with you now i have to take you back home you're not coming with me dang it you're wasting my time we're going home okay what's wrong sweetie why do you look like that nothing's wrong mom i'm fine you can tell me anything and i won't get mad promise you won't get mad i promise

24:42 you know this morning when you let me borrow your credit card well i don't know how this happened but i accidentally lost it and i can't find it you what i lost your credit card you lost my credit card why are you just now telling me this because i knew you'd be like this so i was gonna tell you but i don't know when because i didn't know how to tell you because i didn't want you to get mad at me oh no no no no no no this is so bad somebody's out there probably using my money and taking all the money out of my bank mommy promise you want to get mad i'm furious now i gotta sit on the phone for like three hours with the credit card company i am not happy it was just an accident i don't know it just disappeared let me get home you're going straight to your room dang it i don't like today

25:30 look how cute this purse is that is really nice where'd you get that do they have any more it's the last one and it's mine man you always find the cute things oh my gosh i can't wait to wear this look at it i'm so happy i gotta go show mom i really want that purse i'm gonna use reverse psychology on her this will definitely do mom loves this purse too his purse is so perfect i've never seen anything like this wow i like this way better than that one this will literally match anything i guess that one's okay i'm gonna get this one for sure maybe her purse is better than my purse you know i think i actually want that one do you mind trading switch with you no way this one's like so much better like i found this one this one's mine please please i really want that one well i guess i'll switch with you

26:18 yes this went so much better thank y'all got it i really gotta pee right now but i'm too lazy to get out and it's gonna be so cold when i get up oh i have the best idea i'll just pee right here make sure no one's looking oh yeah that feels so good it's so warm i kind of like it you want to play a game wait a second why is it so warm over here oh did you just pee in the pool um no i didn't just pee i would never pee in the pool yeah you did just pee in the pool i feel it's super warm even that's so gross you know there's actually a chemical in here that turns the water blue when you pee let's just admit like that's not actually like a real thing

27:04 like i swear it's actually thing like look it's right there i see you peed dang it oh you literally peed ew everybody she just peed in the pool you just ruined all my friends it was an accident mommy mommy look look how fast i got it wow you're so great sweetie mommy look how fast i can swim to that side look look hurry look did you see mom did you see good job sweetie keep it up wasn't that so cool mom check out this cool trick i just came up with look [Music]

27:56 i was looking i saw it that was great oh now i gotta do it again mom mom check out these super cute shorts i found do you think i can get them yeah you can get those yes but you have to go get your sister something too we don't have to get her anything she'll never even know look it's not fair if we don't get her anything just because she's not here doesn't mean we can't get or anything dang it you know what go find her something and bring it back so i can see it okay fine i'll go get her something okay mom i found her some shorts let's get her these really those are boy shorts she's not gonna wear those these are perfect for her she's gonna love them go take those back and get her the same thing that you have now oh come on mom i don't want her to have the same exact shorts as me like i found these like these are mine it better be the same exact short or you're just not gonna get those shorts okay fine

28:48 she's not gonna like these anyways sweetie i think i found the perfect shirt for you look at this uh mom no offense but that shirt's really ugly i would never wear that mom no thank you are you serious i'm offended you think this is ugly and besides mom that's an xl you really think i'm gonna wear an xl you don't have to wear tight things all the time how are you going to get mad at me if you don't know my style like yeah if you buy that shirt i'm never going to wear it because it's not cute this is not ugly this is style right here i never liked the stuff that you picked me out i'm sorry what i'm not going to buy you stuff anymore you don't have to buy me clothes anymore i'll just buy them myself that's fine i'm never buying you clothes again i'll just ask dad to buy me clothes here you go what do you want to drink with your snack um can i get a

29:34 soda please a soda your parents specifically told me when they left not to give you soda though i know that they said i can't have soda but i swear i won't tell them if you let me have it okay only under one condition if you don't tell them i'll give you this soda please please i swear i won't tell them please this is the only one you get okay here you go yes you're the best babysitter ever yay i love sodie pops dang it i did so bad on my test this is so bad what am i gonna tell my parents yes i'm so happy i passed i gotta see why are you crying no i i don't wanna talk about it i don't wanna show you let me see it i won't

30:20 judge you okay fine dude you got an a this is awful this is horrible this is not me i wanted to get an a plus you have no idea how much i studied for this you should be happy for yourself that you got that score i literally got to see and i'm seriously like amazed yeah i guess it's an okay score but this is an a minus like i've never gotten this score in my entire life you're just overreacting i don't like today hey i was wondering if i can hang out with you guys i was thinking maybe we could play this cool game what are you doing get out of my room do you see that i have a friend over oh but why you don't want to play any of your games you're way too young to be hanging out with us oh dang it i'm not even that young i turned seven in like three days

31:07 i'm telling mom okay fine go tell mom oh i'm so scared i'm sorry she does this all the time she's so annoying my little sister does the same thing too it's so irritating hey so mom said that you have to hang out with me like she said that i can hang out with you guys so hi oh my gosh fine but we're not even gonna play with you we're just gonna sit here you're not gonna have fun dude you're trying to skip school today skip skip school i i've never skipped a day in my life come on it's the last day of school we don't have our book bags there's no point in being here let's just go walk to the park but what happens if we get in trouble like what happens if someone finds out that we're skipping nobody's gonna find out i guess spark's kind of dead right now you wanna go to mcdonald's oh yeah i could really

31:52 go for a chicken nugget okay bet yeah i'm at the park right now i'm gonna head over to walmart soon get some eggs for dinner um hold on hold on i think our daughter's skipping well let me call you right back what do you think you're doing why aren't you at school because mom it's the last day of school the teachers don't care like we're literally doing nothing there there's no point in being there i don't care if it's the last day of school oh come on mom don't do this to me i didn't raise you to get school get it i'm taking you back to school right now can we really stop at mcdonald's on the way get in dang it i don't like today i'm just gonna go i told you this was gonna happen mom can i get a coke no you can't have a soda it's 3.29 dang it mom you never let me get a saudi

32:39 i don't want no water well can i at least get this to jumbo hot dog meal it comes with fries oh that's way too expensive that's 12.99 for that why don't you just get something off the kids menu i know you're not gonna eat all of that i'm so hungry right now mom i will eat every bite of it you never finish your food when you order a meal like that no well can i at least get this ice cream sundae sandwich dessert please dessert no no we have ice cream at the house i don't like today are you gonna pay for it no i'm paying so that's what i thought oh dad can i get a soda sure sweetie you can get a soda yes how about two jumbo hot dog meal yes of course you can get that yes i'm so happy oh and what about dessert do you want ice cream or a brownie i want the ice cream you're the best dad mom never lets me get anything

33:25 she makes me get water well your mother's cheap okay when you're with me you can get anything you want don't tell her i said that though i promise i won't tell her hey cutie you want some free candy free candy where it's in the back just hop in the back i got all the candy for you i don't see any candies in here yeah there ain't no candy back there this is a kidnap get in the back no thank you i'm good you heard me get in the back right now look man you're not kidnapping me you know what that's it you don't want to mess with me i told you you can't kidnap me okay okay okay i'm not gonna kidnap you i'll pop your tires don't put my tire yeah that's what it thought

34:14 today is cool sweetie bye oh wait i'm back here sweetie you're about to give me a kiss you're embarrassing me in front of all my friends i'm not gonna give you a kiss i don't care if all your friends are watching just give me a kiss bye okay honey bye have a good day see you at 2 30 i'll be here at 2 30 on the dot how was your case is she playing outside with no shoes on uh-uh i just cleaned this house what do

34:59 you think you're doing uh i'm just playing where's your shoes at uh i forgot to put them on they're inside we better come back inside and put your shoes on dang it oh but i don't want to put on my shoes i don't want you trapping mud throughout my house you need to wear your shoes how many times have you told you to wear shoes when you're outside mom my feet aren't even that dirty it's not that muddy it's not even raining it's fine well it's either you put your shoes on or you don't play outside so you choose i don't like today [Music] mommy not now mommy hold on sweetie i'm on the phone look i'm a burrito yeah get up

35:46 sorry about that my kid is just she's on the floor right now she's being a burrito i am a burrito she always does this in public i tell her to stop and she keeps doing it have a burrito if you don't quit this we're not going to mcdonald's i don't know what to do with her these days yeah here's your happy meal sweetie yay thank you mom oh mom they forgot my fries they only gave me apple slices i got you those on purpose but you got me these instead of fries why because you need to start eating more fruits we gotta go back and get fries eating greasy fries all the time is not healthy for you dang it mom can we please just go back no we're not

36:32 going back and getting you fries you're gonna eat those apple slices sweetie i don't care about eating my fruits and vegetables i eat enough fruits please that always lets me get fries these aren't as good i don't care if that gets you fries or not you're not with that right now you're with mom and i choose for you to eat healthy today oh i don't even want my happy meal anymore i don't ever want mcdonald's ever again okay i'll remember that okay we're never gonna go to mcdonald's again the only one with dad because daddy lets me get fries you are so ungrateful nowadays today i'm gonna show you how to make the most epic candy weapon ever the push pop 16 000 the first thing you want to do is go and buy 16 jumbo push pops and you want to buy four pipes and some duct tape then you want to turn all the push puffs into super super sharp weapons then after that you want to wrap all the four pipes

37:19 in the white duct tape and then you want to take the white duct tape again and wrap all the push pops in the duct tape too after that then you want to tape all the pipes together to look like this then you want to gently take all of your push pops and tape them on the pipes like so and then boom pop your push pop 16 000 is made this thing will save you from any creep that tries to attack you you want to take this everywhere you go guys if you carry this on you it will save you from everything you tell the creep in the white van you don't want to mess with me man and he'll never want to mess with you i bet ya ready go sweetie coming dad wait for me dad open the car

38:07 dad sorry i forgot about you i thought i hit the unlock button finally dad you have to hit the unlock button twice not just once it just unlocks your side if you hit it once i was out there for a long time i did unlock it i i don't know what happened well vehicles these days they're not like they used to be no dad you always say old stuff is better let's just go me mommy ice cream go get ice cream hey sweetie we need to get you some ice cream come on yes look at my ice cream oh look what you did no it's okay five second rule don't pick it up no it's full of germs dang it

38:54 come on let's go oh mom can i just put a new ice cream here really you'll give me yours thank you oh dang it where did i step in oh so gross and nasty gotta use the hose oh yeah much better hey where do you think you're going this hose is not wrapped up get your butt back here and wrap this hose up mom the hose is fine what are you doing it's ridiculous i'm not wrapping it up my stuff wrap it up when you're not is that so hard easy to use it no what's the point of wrapping it up if we're just gonna use it again how about

39:40 because i said so that's a good enough reason for me you live here my house my rules wrap it up better you don't want to get back thanks wow i don't like today what do you think you're doing opening that right now uh i'm so hungry right now i just spent all this money for dinner i'm making dinner tonight you're gonna ruin your dinner if you eat that oh i already took a bite it's not gonna ruin my appetite i'm gonna eat your dinner too i'm just so hungry right now just let me eat this i don't want you ruining your appetite for dinner okay i already opened it mom it's fine i don't care if you just opened it just close it and save it for [Music] i later wait to drink that later

40:26 i need a cold drink right now see what's in here oh what's this i know i can't wait to get my drink is so high um where did my drink go dang it oh oh heck no that's my drink why would you take my drink i literally just put it in there and it's mine i didn't know it was your drink it didn't have your name on it oh well here just take it well i don't want it now since your greasy lips touched it all right well it's mine now now you owe me a new one you have to go buy me a new one i am not buying you a new drink that's your own problem next time just put your name on it i don't like today

41:14 oh no we're getting pulled over right now just my luck wait why are we getting pulled over i don't know i think it was because i was speeding just act normal okay i cannot believe i got a ticket for just going 10 over like this is ridiculous you gotta take it i'm telling mom you can't tell mom no nope mom definitely needs to know about this and i'm gonna tell her seriously do not tell mom she'll take the car away from me you can't go anywhere either because i'm the driver today i'm about to call her right now okay i won't tell mom if you buy me chick-fil-a or right now okay fine i'll get you chick-fil-a and i want a large sodi too you should get pulled over more often how was school today sweetie

42:00 it was what was that did you just say you got a detention oh did you just say she got a detention um oh so none of you want to speak up huh well you know what when i get home i'm calling to school so i can find out dang it i think we can make it this weekend we can do pizza mommy mommy i gotta ask you something right now pizza um yeah that'll be good for everybody a good thing mom is really important i have to ask you something right now at 4 30. right now stop

42:46 sorry um meet about 4 30. please please over here mama what could it pause hold on my kid is being ridiculous right now what what could you possibly want you see i'm on the phone i'm really busy right now what is so important that you have to ask me okay what is better than 24 i don't know 25. see this is why i don't like bringing you to the store because you asked me stupid questions like this when i'm on the phone please don't talk to me it's rude i'm sorry about that cindy oh dang it sweetie stop running around the pool right now you're gonna hurt yourself ah come on mom i'm just having fun i don't want to take you to the hospital today okay fine i won't run around it anymore

43:39 that's so fast what did i tell you what you're grabbing from the pool ah no no no more pool go dang it no pool i don't like today it's great catching up with you it's been way too long it was so nice seeing you it's crazy that we saw each other here okay bye have a great day you have a nice day too i oh you're walking this way too uh yeah my car's actually over here oh that's funny it's really awkward you know i i think i actually left something in my truck over here bye oh okay bye oh my gosh ugh why is this door not opening i think

44:26 this door's broken or locked we have to find another way to get through come on well maybe if you read the sign you'd see that it said pole i didn't see that oh this happens to me all the time gotta stop saying things are broken if it's not working one way then you should do it the other way you are ridiculous [Music]