Hayrettin ile Kaos Show - 11. Bölüm | Efsane Sokak Röportajları

0:05 [Music] Yes welcome Welcome [Music] you are welcome I'm burnt as you say ice cold ayran Edalı Flirty lahmacun lahmacun lahmacun Alper Baba says where did I fall Parallel universe Well would you invite me to sin Sir would you invite me to sin I'm talking about joy and peace every A you are going to sin do you use this word in normal life annı ha it's over I saw someone who can get by with less words than an individual, brother does he smoke 6 packs a day Mr.

0:52 Sali Sir, if you want to live healthy you need to quit smoking urgently these doctors have lost their minds the rifle makes what is said not to be done the K street interviews special episode [Applause] begins I mean, I didn't expect it to get this big we became an incredible family we reached a total of 50 million views in 10 episodes our program's permanent guest Erkan Yalçın should come Sir with that beautiful walk

1:38 My God Erkan Welcome welcome I miss you What are you doing I'm good, how are you? I'm good too. This week has been talked about a lot. Okay, I won't go into it too much. For example, a football player writes to me all the time every night. Where are you? What are you doing? Should I explain? One of the big four teams here is a football player from the big four. Exactly, is there a Turkish or a foreigner? Don't hear any tabloid sentences. He talks as if he said something normal. Are you ready for today's episode, I'm ready. Very good. God, the guests are bomb. I'm not ready but I'll be ready. They're all mine, one by one. I loved them. Look, they're all the guests that I sent to my friends, one by one. I love them but. Before, I love and enjoy watching them. We thank him very much for coming here and here comes Alper Cool.

2:30 [Applause] [Music] I've stepped on the amino acid, I'm hard as a rock. He said to me. Hayrettin, what will happen inside, what will happen to me? This program has such a beauty, brother. I don't know what will happen to us either. This made me feel very relieved, thank you, brother. Let's take your place, I'm here. How are you okay? I'm good, I'm in a good mood. It's going well for you, we're following. Thank you very much, we're following you too, sir. Thank you, sir. You can't sit here like Dracula and chat. You are a very sweet person You can't just sit here trying to draw charisma, sir. No, don't worry. I'll open up in a minute. I'll open up as I open up, my

3:15 friends. A new movie is out. Our new movie is out, young people. We'll be in theaters on January 31. Basically, if you ask why you did Sümela's Password again, we wrote a sweet script. Yılmaz read and wrote it again. Hilal Kalyoncu directed it. Öykü Gürman is there. Gürkan Uygun is there. Adem Yılmaz is there. Şinasi Yurtsever is there. Salih Kalyon is there. By the way, isn't the Black Sea region yours, brother? This movie is exactly yours. Because, my friends, I say let's start the program. Here comes Candan Reis and his crew. Crazy Emir Arap Kadir is coming. Welcome, he made

4:04 my eyes smile. Hatin Abi [Applause] It's yours. Open up, look at his song. Welcome, respects and regards. Thank God, how are you? I'm good too. You know Alper Kul. I had seen him in the series. He plays Sürmel, not Sürmel. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're always Grayl, aren't we the same? We are entering the match with a combination. We should go through a hard time. Always suffer.

4:58 [Applause] May Allah be pleased with you, thank you, my love. Bilent Hanım, I am something like this. You already know my brother-in-law, a sausage seller. Sani. You are his relative. My brother-in-law is his brother-in-law, you know him. We knocked on the door, he didn't open it with the lady. I put the sausage on, he opened it, how is the sausage, the sausage? Have you seen the sausage? Is that right? He has been looking through the hole for years. He looked through the hole, there is no sausage, I said to my mother. Let's get up and buy a Yaşaran sausage, two coils. Asım, my brother-in-law Ç had come, otherwise he wouldn't buy it. We jump from topic to topic, but when I say Güldür Güldür, I think of course. The others are also very valuable people, but I want to say this. You always come to my mind. We have been exposing people

5:46 in their homes for 14 years, we exist 24 hours a day. I mean, you get used to it, you don't want to, you get used to it. We started in 2010, first as the People World, five by five. Then as Güldür Güldür. And also, something. Of course, he enters the house, I will eat his soul at home, my teacher, I present my respects to you, you are very handsome. You are very kind, I am watching you. I envy you. I mean, I wanted to kiss your hand, I said, let me make it yours for a moment. But you didn't give it an important one. Please, let me kiss you, I loved the lü [Applause] Subhanallah, I swear to God.

6:31 Hani, it looks like a highway six-way stripe, a super suit. I mean, look, there's no suit, the stripe doesn't call you a highway. I mean, there's no suit, no, bro, the suit is the same. I can think of other things, bro, you didn't buy the man's suit, right? Well, can we have a song for dear Erkan, too? Or should we have lahmacun? Let's have a special song for him, too, which one is it? Let me read biscuits, read wafers, make nuts, and shock him, let him eat it. It's not important, bro, but just a second, can we take Erkan there, too? Should I take Alza, please? Here, say something. Ar, let's take you like this, welcome.

7:16 Was this water yours? Do we give the same tempo at all? You don't give anything, we will just sing. Sir, I am making the melody. No, we will do it like in that video, that's why. Yes, I will do it like that. How can you do it like that? You don't do that, you obey the rhythm Erkan, you obey the rhythm I'll sit politely, my dear Follow the path, your head travel the world, there's nothing like it, çıpalı çıpalı lahmacun lahmacun lahmacun lahmacun, you're at the table There are many dry Yaman lahmacun lahm lahmac

8:02 travel the world, there's nothing like it, healing healing healing healing I say, ice-cold ayran Edalı Flirty lahmacun lahun lahmacun lahmacun if you squeeze it with lemon, healing healing lahmacun lahmacun lahmacun [Applause] I'm not singing this without my saz I don't enjoy this piece without my saz But I'll do this to you with my mouth, okay, okay

8:54 [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I'm mine, my g, my ül, my shock, my ktim for that [Applause] this I love you all so much, say this life won't pass like this I Won't Come Back to You Bıkçü I can't stand it

9:41 B No matter what you say, this life won't pass like this to come back to you Alper Baba says where did I end up Parallel universe I will say something there is something missing here only Of course of course there is something missing Let's take that too Shall I tell him brother should he come Should I call him on You call him Kader the stick fell down the stick is coming here Kader sister welcome How are you good I'm good I saw you it got better I swear I saw you I got better someone was missing in this team You came and completed g Thank you, thank you for

10:27 everything brother brother what is the name of this it is Kaf ses dlü horse brother this is short and short bullet ym I have loved you I have watched you since my childhood mi girl my age came out let's not tell it between us Ar sister How old are you I won't tell my age Maybe a husband will come out B That's why I came mostly Really Tab I came to get married I found you mostly sister he will be insured he shouldn't have a car our house should be rented he should make me happy he should hold my hand

11:12 Brother now look now he has a luxurious villa for me during the day lobster I looked at the man at night and he died, he's going to die. What should I do with that? Let's eat cheese and bread. Have a good night. I'm looking for candidates, come on, come on. Ada, follow me on tiktok. I start broadcasting at 11 o'clock. Every night I'm looking for a husband, but who do I find? I find him old. The man died. I tell the guy that I work with a shotgun, the guy doesn't click. What should I do now? I didn't work, I'm a victim. I mean, I want some attention at night, sister. The shotgun didn't work, but he has a lot of money. How are we going to do this, we're going to make this rifle work? I'll eat your soul. If we don't work, may God damn you. I'll eat your soul. Don't sit down and hit him on the table like that, I'm telling you, let him break his adze on the table. The

11:58 last thing I want to do is approve. Now I want to ask a question to dear Alper Kula, brother. Who will you take from here? Güldürü Güldür. We can't get in here. My son, we want to broadcast with you. I'm ready, brother. Always on the number. Ar sister. I'm scared, but I 'll come. I swear. His pajamas are very nice, brother. Do you like it, brother? I'm like a rock, I'm like coal. Üren. I'm cursed too, my child. I'm like a rock. These are all plays on you, friends. Applause is great. It seems short, a little strong, for my love

12:44 Kader sister, have you ever worked? Have you been in business life? I will tell you, si said to me, a friend of mine said let me put you in a hotel Kader sister, at that time I had met Bülent, I said okay, let me come, we went in the morning. Of course, we went to the hotel, it was a cleaning hotel, but it was a crappy hotel, I won't give a name, crappy hotel. Of course, I immediately tied my accident, what do I know? There were things going on there, I tied it to my sweater, I have pastries in my hand, wait, let me see. Let me go to a balcony, I will have a cigarette, the one in front of the balcony, the one who pointed at me, I filled the door with people, I don't know, the customer, I am a smoker, guys, hop, guys, hop, that's not your intention, that's not my intention. I am smoking, if you greet someone who greets you, I call the man inside, I filled the door, I said man, I am leaving work. Look, now the sweater is mine, then Seda, the countdown has started, Oh, did I hear, let me play, nobody cares,

13:30 what is going on there, On the other side, they are flying, running, what happened, all of a sudden, I can't stand it. Now, even if the door rings, I am dancing. There is a throat, I need to get rid of this Ok, we will save you from this Oh, does a person's father's funeral make people laugh and then get kicked out of the funeral? I didn't do anything, my father died, may Allah have mercy on him May Allah have mercy on him Tell me where you spent the money and what you spent the dollars on, brother, is it any different from what you watched in this environment?

14:16 What do you say? Thank you very much. Alper Kol's movie is out, Sumela's Password. Let's watch a trailer together, friends. It will be on air on January 31st. [Music] Its color is grey, there is grey, there are five shades of grey, it is a silvery color, it is silver, the color of anchovy is silver, and there is silver in it. E I can melt the anchovy and extract the silver in it [Music] Basic. A moment ago, you said, do you get silver from raw material, but don't tell anyone this yet. It's

15:04 not something to tell anyone, people are laughing, he will earn us a lot of money, think hard, Trabzon will become the financial center of Türkiye. God willing, may the path be clear and beautiful, brother. Upper password, password of January 31st, Alper Baba, well done, well done to all of you. Thank you I do Alper Kul power a round of applause thank you Goodbye goodbye goodbye my child goodbye goodbye to

15:49 you Yes, we will play the game Who are you that we played last time again Because we received very good comments About that episode, the audience immediately came back Who plays this game with me Let's get you with applause Are you curious about how people registered you Yes, it's great How will we learn this With the Get contact application I immediately go to the Get contact application and write your number here Let's write your number like this Okay, let's see Are you excited I'm excited Let's see how people really registered you What was your name Sude Sude Okay Sude dental K Isn't that normal? Normal sales Sude What is that

16:36 normal What were you doing Because I was meeting with the islands as a duty Oh, because you were making sales Okay, sales Su, it's a little different Minister of Dental Affairs That's probably normal too Well, I'm single for sure I haven't gotten married yet It's like that For connecting patients To connecting patients Yes, this is different too I really didn't understand this but tulum cheese for sure I'm from Erzincan beautiful e and flt 2 Thank you very much You're welcome, thanks Whenever I wonder who me how You download the Get contact application immediately because it has been recorded, we are taking it to Syria with applause. Thank you, thank you, if you

17:25 want to look at your labels from Konak, you can download the application from the link in the description section. Now call my job and have it come. Köfteci. Come here, guys. We have a section where are friends now. Do you remember many, many years ago, a question was asked about Popular Culture and he said, Everyone has a pop, Ekrem [Applause] comes to you. Hakki is normal, everyone's culture is different, everyone's popular is different, everyone's changes are different, Everyone has a pop, everyone

18:12 needs to be happy with themselves, I will say something. Let's ask this question again. What is Popular Culture, Ekrem brother. Popular Culture, popular. About Popular Culture. 20th century, 20th century love. Brother, who collects all the concepts that come to the forefront socially and then affect people's lives negatively and positively. How is life going? How is life going? You work hard. How many years have you been since then? Well, they really know you on the street, aren't they? They are turning you around. Believe it or not, no celebrity has a celebrity, look, there is no one who has a tfi, I would

18:59 eat their lives with the public, let's get a round of applause. lü I mean there is no such man he is crying he is crying and does he cook meatballs very well The news came Yes he really does he turns them upside down and puts them in his mouth Muş meatball brother I will tell you something but you do n't need to tell me about meatballs right now I almost had half a loaf of bread I would have stuck to Ekrem Wait let me see it smells like barbecue Duran Duran is something like this Ekem brother Your real fans came out here I liked it I met a lot I liked it I have never seen such a guy I really got a lot of electricity from Ekrem If he hadn't been married he would have gotten married and ended up here Thank you AB Me too sister wouldn't Laz be at the door in the future So do the criteria fit Kader sister Ekrem brother does the criteria not fit I have Kırıkkale in my hand What are you

19:48 talking about his pump gun is working My son if I don't hit this table today Eko Also a very old Phenomenon since 2009 Of course I don't know if there are any of you who remember He has been a phenomenon since 2009 and is very good and he sings folk songs Uzunova sister Tab I will tell you something Ekrem brother Your voice say it's nice, come on then let's get a round of applause Ekrem brother Ekrem come, oh come on come on come on come on come on Who broke who Ekrem Ekrem I was going to get a round of applause Ekrem my eyes got blood on my cruel blood, my

20:35 son Father it's too late Oh come on come on come on come on come on TÜFE [Music] continues where it left off Yes friends, let's never stop the applause and we are in front of you Do you understand uncle Celan's debt Do you understand water debt Do you understand

21:24 garbage or something? Do you understand the one who says it's not harmful to health? What should we do to you? You will quit smoking? For example, what can you give me if they gave me 500,000 L? Would you quit smoking? Would a person sell it for money and reputation? Do you use something harmful anyway? Of course, since smoking is harmful, how do you know? From God, are you knowledgeable, my son, look, go, Yasin is coming Applause My son, look, go, what will happen, will something happen, patience, patience

22:13 Come on and knock the bomb over, uncle Of course, all of you have a bomb By the way, don't misunderstand, the pharaoh of Moses and so on is coming, the Chief is coming, Father, where are you, where are you, there was a pharaoh, what was he doing to Haz Musa, brother, etc. What happened, it became a museum piece, son, what do you want to be, tell me, my Lord, let him do it to you immediately, Haz Musa, etc. wasn't he saying, brother, you are a witness, how did this incident happen, tell me, tar, did this Pharaoh talk come from fishing, what happened, now I will explain the incident to you from beginning to end, Ed, look, I do them on purpose, actually, I do it on purpose, so that people can be

22:59 motivated, I mean, is that so? Of course, people, if I had told them something normal, there would be Haz Musa, if I had said they would pass directly in transit, but now I do hand gestures like this, I dress people up with facts mixed with jokes, do you understand Arif? Yes, Arif brother, what happened, they had an interview there, did n't you? What happened there, Arif brother, he said, "yard house," he said, my house was demolished, what should I do, it's not my fault, there's nothing, what? Let's do it Yes, what happened there afterwards I also shouted and called Yes, I also went to the coffeehouse I went and drank my tea I sat down I went to my house Do you understand where the incident came from? I understand What should we do? Is it my

23:46 fault? It's not my fault, there's nothing, no Yes, what should we do? That's right. How is your daily life going? What do you do? I listen to Aben, I watch a movie, drink my tea I get up and go to the coffeehouse, I have a nice walk around I walk around it's not my fault, there's nothing, it's not your fault. No, it's your fault. In any case, it's obviously not your fault, but you've obviously done something right now. You're giving yourself away. No, there's nothing, no. So, did you understand? Did your tongue get stuck there? People probably got stuck there. Did you understand? Did you understand? He says with you. I understand, he says, he told me. Do you use this word in normal life too? Oh, it's over. God is one. Of course, of course, I saw someone who gets by with fewer words than an individual? Do you have

24:34 friends? You have friends. How do you get along with them? What to do? Good, what to do? Good, what to do? Good, what to do? You came to Istanbul. Yes, you will travel, I will travel a little. God willing, what to do? We too we can travel, maybe we can have a meal together, okay, I am your fan, I love you very much Thanks, at least give me an autograph for your hat, brother, no, there is no water, there is nothing, what can I do? It's not my fault either. What can I do? Let's take it and make halva, brother, who is to blame? Well, here is my dear brother, how are you, do you know him, thank you. Are you okay, thanks. Are you in a good mood, of course? Your joy, morale, joy and

25:21 happiness are thrown all the way to the village. What happened to this cigarette issue, a lot of people don't smoke and die? I cannot find an answer to my question worldwide. And they also say, Okay, Iraq. How to drink raki, raki is drunk with water. While drinking raki, you will drink it with your friends. While drinking raki, you will drink raki with your friends. You will drink raki in the middle of the sea. While drinking raki, you will drink raki with your lover. Your lover's mouth will smell of raki. It will smell of joy, peace and love. From earth to sky. Okay, brother, my new raki, will you excuse me? Look, will you excuse me, please, don't interrupt me, I didn't give you the right to speak, I didn't

26:09 give you the right to speak either. Cigarette You say it is not harmful to health, brother My dear brother, there is an opposing view here. Do you think smoking is harmful to health? Really, smoking is harmful to health. It blocks you when you go uphill. You automatically go downhill easily. Are you finished, my dear? I'm finished, brother. I'm right to tell you, do you know me? Brother, do you give me the right to speak now? I don't need to say anything, brother, look, you should come and see yourself, a beautiful person, my beautiful brother, my one and only, my rose, my sweetheart, my darling, my Kant, my sweetheart? Says, the joy never ends, Thank you, it's not everyone's right or duty to count this, okay? I can't find an answer to my question. You said it is harmful. Well, my beautiful brother, a lot of people don't smoke and die. What should you say to them? Let's see now. You say that they don't smoke and die, right, brother? Now, my Lord

26:56 gives illness to everyone differently, to this one, it gives financial difficulties, to that one, it gives a different difficulty, you think so too. Did you understand? Did you understand? It's not your words? Tarık. I understood. Arif brother's words. I understood. Okay, while I was saying that, he should say. Did you understand? Exactly. I understood. Okay. Can I ask you both a question? Is the Earth flat or round? Should I tell you the Earth is egg- shaped brother? The Earth is round, my dear, it's round? Now I will ask you something, brother. They say the Earth is flat, how will you explain it to them? No, I definitely do not agree with people who say that. The Earth is not flat, it's downhill. Look, it's downhill. Let's write a subtitle for a Hilly world. The Earth is not flat and round, it's downhill. Wait, the world is downhill. It's a

27:46 bird of no, Hayrettin Bey. How many worlds are there in the world? [Music] A new dimension has opened, let's discuss it. Mer, I was wondering. How many worlds are there in the world? I was very curious about this now. There is one uphill and one downhill. There is also one pit. How many are there? You wouldn't understand if you told me, you would n't understand until the morning. There is one downhill in the world. You said there is also one pit. Then what is the total? Is it 3, my God? I can't explain, are n't we in Türkiye? What are we doing in the world now? We are in Turkey, but where is Turkey? Isn't it inside the world? Brother, where is it inside the world? Isn't it in the sky? Brother, exactly, we are in space. We are swaying in the void of space, we are going, I don't understand where. I mean, I didn't see me swaying. Everyone is swaying, but I am. Swaying,

28:31 brother. Actually, you are swaying, but you are not aware of it. Look, never mind, okay? Don't worry your head so much, Ekrem brother. What is the thesis you are defending? Which world is there? I didn't understand that. How many worlds are there? They went to earth? Another one. Now there is that downward world. Have you seen it there? I saw it, I saw it. If I ask my age, My age is 1 trillion. You can't understand Oz. Because why can't you understand it? Please excuse me. Are you passing the word? Oh Allah, my Lord, they want to get information from you. You, as a great man, will give us information now. You are great, look. You have seen it, go. It ca n't be big, okay, big, okay, if not, it ca n't be small, for that reason, Allah Almighty. Oh, excuse me, here you

29:18 go. Thank you, let's come to happiness. Look. In this world, there is no age to love and be loved, there is no mourning for the runaway. Look where the world has come from, but don't be offended, look don't be offended, I mean, when a lady offers herself and says okay, for burning me, don't let your tears dry up by wiping them away, not me, but my love. Let the blood of the Grim Reaper wait for you to take your life, may your veins protect you for burning me, My heart does not rejoice, while there is this pain, I hit the road every morning early in a white wedding dress. While you smile at me, I burn the Republic of Turkey. On your wedding day, Arif brother, do you understand? I understand.

30:05 Yes, let me tell you something. Take me to this team, give a speech at TEDx, it would be amazing. Yes, really. Okay, Yasin, how are you? I'm good, ask about you, do you know my age? My son, look, go Yasin, how many years ago was that video in 2012, swear to god, brother, let me tell you this, after I got mad at him, that white light they call it, I swear I saw it, I mean, he saw Yıldız directly, you even carried your t-shirt. My son, look, there are tights, etc., they all came out, is n't that the whole story? There is no back, there is a before of course. You are a friend to yourself. We had a group and we were going to play a neighborhood match. Of course you know what a joke is. There is a conversation between men. They take this conversation personally and

30:55 attack us. After that, while everyone was running away, I didn't run away. By the way, did you get sued? Of course, of course. Yes, we got sued. Are you talking right now? No, I've never met him, not at all, but we. Of course, we thought about it and decided to bring you together. Of course, our municipality employee comes to you with applause. No, I was joking, he didn't come, he would cause a scene if he came here. How should women be treated? He is very polite to women. Because he is very polite, very modest, you will show importance. There is no respect, joy, peace, morale or happiness left. Such men are really ladies. When Allahu ta'ala created them in His knowledge, He spread heaven under your feet. Look, friends, there is heaven, the world, that woman, that lady, or the entire house. The man of the house, the light, the

31:40 children, the modest joy, the morale and joy, down to the last detail. Either that, inside that house, joy arises, peace arises, morale arises, or from women. While we are on the subject, You treat women very nicely when you say what comes out of your mouth. We loved the words Can we see you at a beautiful deit table? See you at a beautiful deit table Applause [Applause] [ Music] [Laughter] [Applause] Did you

32:31 come to say this Arif brother Yes, I was going to say this But you are not a woman I was going to say B would you please come like this But since there is a deit table Arif brother Let's get a lady here, will you be? Okay, let's not tire you out Okay, come and let's get you like this Yes, my friends, our uncle is here My dear brother, I love you You behave very nicely towards women Let's see you too Let's see if there is any lady who can come Who wants to come, let's get you Here you go I really like compliments If I wanted you to say something that would make me happy, what would you say Eee me, lady, beautiful lady Eee me, you Eee I won't compliment you While I'm praising you, it's

33:19 not my place to compliment you to your face, but Eee The important thing is Eee your first beauty Well, can I ask something else Here you go, do you believe in horoscopes Sir, do you believe in horoscopes I every I believe in everything from earth to heaven What sign are you Mine is twin twin twin moon What sign is your sign bro Capricorn Well can you tell me the story of Romeo and Juliet Sir Can you tell me the story of Romeo and Juliet I swear I

34:05 wish Yes I could tell you but also But this is how I get away from events Well would you invite me to sin Sir would you invite me to sin If Allahu ta'ala exists the fire of hell I definitely cannot do it forever It is impossible This cannot be forever this is clear and obvious I am expressing this but how beautiful a person is you saying but look this clear Intellectual modest elegant The man of the house is as bright, joyful and morale as Adenya he

34:52 makes the house like ironing Who are the ladies my dear Did we like the lady from earth to heaven like this even more even more all of them are more polite even more Although it was not opened exactly for me but I mean Is it an invitation to sin No look I am telling you I am talking about joy and peace hela You are going to sin hela Da You are going to sin, I swear to God, yes, but our table continues where it left off, my friends My new duo Yes, deet our table now, the thing is, we

35:38 went to dinner with a lady Yes, okay, let's talk to the lady here a little, we will talk, will our mindsets match? You know, there is a marriage program like drinking tea, think like that yes, okay Hello, Hello, What was your name, Arif Arif, I am very pleased, what are you doing, I am good, what should we do? Well, I really like compliments, what would you say if I asked you to say something that would make me happy? No, won't you say it? Should I tell you something, the best way to make a woman happy is to say no? Do you know what she is doing, my friends are running away right now? Yes, don't run away from the ingredients, brother Yes, do you have stories to tell me like this?

36:25 Yes, do you use a credit card? Yes, how much is your limit? I can't pay for a meal, no, I can't pay for a meal? Well, would you pay the bill? No, I don't like cooking, will it be a problem if we order from someone else when we get married? We will always eat out. No, no, no, no, but you have to make it at home too, it will be at home, but I don't know, you do you know Yes then you do it, it wo

37:11 n't happen What do you do So which book did you read last Crime and Punishment Do you have any crimes? No prison, I don't have any crimes You have no business with the police then no no Do you want to say something Arif abi Yes no Well did you like it Yes I did Yes thank you very much [Applause] With applause Kaos Show continues and here comes one of the most important guests who has come to Kaos Show so far, we love him very much Oytun Erbaş

37:59 [Applause] First of all welcome Welcome how are you Please don't get up don't get up please thank you Thank you very much You are very polite Oytun Exactly You are very polite First of all it's a very beautiful day what do you do I am a lawyer you are a lawyer Yes you are my teacher you are my teacher I You have met before Yes we should make it obvious I am a medical doctor A very nice I like doctors I mean they are good people I mean they try to help I don't like lawyers very much Shall we say something or I mean it's a bit poor it's a poor job this job is not important what is important is that two hearts care about form I guess it's

38:46 a bit formalist no no No isn't it when two hearts become one a haystack They say it happens We Let's get excited, sir E okay, did you warm up to each other, did you love each other I mean something like this For example, I got a bit of energy from the first people I saw If I got it, I got it Yes, did you get it from me or something like that E some First 30 First sight is always very important and in the first 30 seconds most of the time the decisions are right I mean At first sight the decisions are always right Because there Eee you decide with your heart with a reflex For example, let me ask you a question like this For example, did you love me I mean as a personality Yes Look now, this place didn't actually love me Or even a very small pause there for example, did you love me Of course, it shows that he loves you but a little pause Eee as a

39:33 personality Yes then something means no For example, you pass Should I pass the house Exactly Hayrettin You pass or Pass Hayrettin Hello hello brother Brother, do you know what I love the most first That you shot it in America With Şahin and the thing Exactly brother Number 10 that Yes do that really is a super irony that Eee for example I like chatting with you like this For example, you are tense right now I let it go let it go Hayrettin be wide let it go brother Hayrettin look an experienced man look intent Of course intent now relax your muscles let's give it Hayrettin hen intent do you know why he intended it Because this friend you said before you said man to man later what will this man turn into exactly look continue our relationship brother can I

40:20 get the debts from the table No he said before man to man let's talk okay okay which one of you will come back we won't turn We will both be men we will have a sincere male relationship friendly amicable it will not disappear I mean it will be friendly the table is the table of things isn't it now look now what happened do you know this conversation Bülent Ersoy Bülent Arınç there is Look Bülent Ersoy and Bülent Arınç now Bülent Arsoy Bülent Arınç what happens when they get married They both become Bülent Arınç right This is the same conversation again I didn't understand you took care of your intent yeah but this thing I do n't know why I meant it either sir my

41:05 Popy incident happened exactly like that if you set the table like this all of a sudden What is your name Popy Popy thing I mean What was my real name, game Teacher, by the way, we have Salih abi with us Salih abi Salih abi has a thesis. Oytun teacher says that smoking is not harmful to health. First, tell us an argument. Why is it not harmful, brother? A lot of people who do not smoke die. What should you say to them? This one and this one are beautiful people. They sprout in the soil as grass. The world cannot revolve around the knowledge of Allah. The world does not talk. Well, my beautiful person, my beautiful brother, is there anything holier than soil in the world? There is absolutely none. Now he says, brother, he means that non-smokers also die. They come there, nok, they come there. In fact, there

41:51 is something like this. One out of 10 smokers gets lung cancer and one gets COA. Eight of them do not get sick. He says that nothing happened to us. It is really true. But there is something like this. Should I not have smoked at all, sir? It would be better if we did not smoke. It would not be possible. God, come on, brother, what has the man told us since Delen? If we do not smoke, it will not happen. Well, I, I, I will try to convince Salih abi a little. Friends, we have a few photos, can we give them to Salih abi? What is he telling Salih abi? These are Salih Abi, what is this, a cigarette is a No deak brother, when you first saw it, what did it tell you? What did it tell you when you first saw it? When you first saw it,

42:38 what did you see? My dear, you saw a cigarette. But what does it tell you? I mean, it's empty and meaningless. I mean, it doesn't stick to a person. This is clear and obvious. It's empty and meaningless. Meaningless. Right, Ekrem brother, what do you think about this photo? Well, there's a lot of sadness there. I see that it has lost its vitality. What does it tell you, brother Car İşmen says, very logical. Yes, the answer is why why why is it dying? Car is drinking. It 's dying. What's dying? What's dying? What's there? No, no, okay, now there's a summary message here. Something is dead. Okay, so something is on this island, Oytun teacher, it's known. Actually, we have another photo. Let's show it. Friends, there

43:23 's another photo. What does Salih brother say here? What do you think it's telling? Is he sad? Let's see if he's sad or not? Is this man happy? Is he sad? No, it's sad, but his disease is outside of the cigarette. Bravo, it's not your cigarette. Right, look. Wait a minute, the sadness of ice is okay, his morale is low, like this, other than the cigarette. Well, could it be from the cigarette? No, definitely, Bravo, there's one last photo, let's give it, it tells everything. I think we should give it last. Look at the photo, this tells everything, cigarette This is also a smoker I mean, both of them smoke cigarettes and these are all just bringing them together just Why weren't there

44:10 years ago, I mean, to instill fear in people, is there such a thing? Look, two couples are sitting side by side like a pigeon, or they are sitting head to head, lying down? Is there such a world, just take a look, uncle, you wouldn't understand? Look, what does the photo tell, joy, peace, joy, morale, happiness, Salih abi I will do one last thing to convince you, you will be convinced. That's why this time with applause. Our Public Service Announcement, dear doctor Teoman Bey [Applause] is coming, you need to quit smoking urgently. If you want to live healthily, yes, if you

44:55 don't want to die quickly, yes, quit smoking, don't quit life, what did I say, in my program, you need to quit smoking urgently. Brother, your voice is at the end, he has smoked a pack of cigarettes, there is a voice end, oh, this program was filmed for a week or 10 days, it was done to my own voice. Later, there was a reaction, the reaction was like this, my friend's tone of voice is like a bully, he says it in a softer voice, it was said It was dubbed Now a lot of people from all over the world and Türkiye go to the hospitals All of these people when the doctors open their mouths immediately do you smoke Either these people's diseases always come from smoking or these doctors have lost their minds or I swear to God they have lost their minds or both of them are interrupting me at once or I swear to God if he

45:42 sees it a little further he becomes Aydın Aydın I did not give you the right to speak I did not give you the right to speak I could not convince him in any way but here you are Come and look Ekrem brother if we take all the pleasures at the same time what happens if we take all the pleasures at the same time it will explode brother what happens if you give electricity at the same time you know what happens when you give 1in to a low bulb it explodes I mean I have some issues that I cannot explain let's travel together let's do something like this let's travel and do it but I am not because I am timeless I will give you something, a fee or something of course I mean now it is possible I sometimes cannot be understood you know for example I say something for example I say irrit and things get along I think we should work together Really [Music] I mean you too Hayrettin

46:28 joined us today Hayrettin, will you go here Hayrettin, you go there Okay, change places, come on Yes, my friends. Welcome to the Kaos program. Let me ask you from today, we will always meet in the Kaos program. I'll have one and a half portions of meatballs then. Mr. Hayrettin, I forgot your name. First of all, Mr. Hayrettin, I forgot your name. First of all, Hayrettin, huh, Mr. Hayrettin, are you talented? Is Hayrettin talented? Now, Hayrettin, I don't want to anger me, no, don't anger me. Be open, I'm performing live, he won't do this all of a sudden. No, I'm especially and especially until today, look until today, maybe I said this before. Now let me say that I'm the one with the most public photos in all the dens. Bravo, bravo, take it, teacher. Then

47:15 can I call one person with applause? Our sister Kader from Sarıgöllü Can we take our sister Kader back? You were saying to me inside, it's getting heavy, this is getting heavy. Oh, scientist, despite Oytun Privates, Kader. Welcome, we found you, my dear, you, Mrs. Kader? Sister Kader? It would be better if you say sister Kader more. Of course you love Madam don't you love I don't love Romani people don't like that does it seem fake to you come on that's fake bro does he smoke does he smoke how many packs do you smoke 6 packs a day 6 packs a day The Tekel factory trained me in Bakırköy there were patients especially schizophrenia and psychosis patients They used to smoke up to 30 packs a day the same thing oh oh oh Now you wanted to say uncle ş Sofran M [Laughter] I

48:02 have a last guest He is a reporter friend of mine that I like very much He interviews celebrities but this is a public square Let's see if he comes and does an interview here Let's see reporter Samet comes in front of you You keep squeezing celebrities Here you go Ermeydanı Here you go all my brothers and sisters and friends who are famous from the street interview Sir I am asking you all how many gears does a donkey have what how many gears does a donkey have bro it depends on the donkey Bravo it depends on the car just like it depends on the car Let's take it from you too my dear brother Salih how many gears does a donkey have bro it has the back it has the front it has the back it doesn't go back it doesn't go shift gears Ekrem, you answer Ekrem Of course it has

48:49 three gears Say brother, one is at a gallop, one is walking normally And it has a reverse gear Sister Destiny, does Love Forgive Everything? I swear, I always forgive, what do you forgive, sister, it neither forgives nor doesn't forgive, I always get betrayed, I forgive because I love you too Do you think my uncle doesn't know, it's not your fault, no, it's not my fault, no, okay You are my dear, let's close, my friends. We've come to the end of this week's race, but I say, let's end it cheerfully Yes, let's end it cheerfully, like this, a lahmacun song, like this, a suffering, my nightingale, like this, shall we say, Hani Bizim Sevdamız, friends, with applause Hani our Sevi,

49:38 our Timeless Pass, can I say this too, I want this to go to my uncle, don't go, there's no coming back from the long roads [Music]

50:38 travel the world, there's nothing like it, healing shawl lahmacun lahmac lahmac lahm lahmacun travel the world, there 's nothing like it, healing healing healing ş LM we've come to the end of this week's race, see you soon Take care, see you soon. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]