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0:10 B: HE GOT AWAY!!! M: Uh...WHO got away, sir? B: Grrrrrr..... B: MARIO!!!! B: ESCAPED!!!!!!!!!!!! D: But that couldn't be!? D: I tied him up real good like you said, boss! D: Heh..heh...ahehhheh.. B: You know what I do to second rate, B: lousy minions who can't follow orders!? M: Uh....give them a nice old pat on the back!? M & D: AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! M: Um.... M: Never mind... D: Ergggg.... D: Ouch.... B: GRRRRRRRRRRR B: WAIT! B: This might just work out better than planned....
0:55 B: Isn't that right.....princess? P: Ahhhgghh... P: LET ME GO! P: Mario's gonna take care of you! P: He's coming back for me I just know it! B: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! B: EXACTLY....... ??: *LAUGHTER* DK: AAAAHHH OWWHHH UGGGHHH!!!! L: *Whimpering* M: Alright, you ready bro!? M: Just like we talked about! L: HUH!? L: OHHHH.... L: *Whimpering* L: Huh!? M: *Encouraging Laugh* L: Let's do it!
1:41 K: *LAUGHTER* L: HUH!? M: HEY, KREMLING CREEPS! M: Let him go! ?: HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! K: And what're YOU gonna do about it, shorty? M: THIS! M: HERE WE.....GO!!! K: AGHH OH NO!!! M & L: HAHA! K: HUH!? K: AGHHHHHHHHAAAAGHHHH!!!!
2:26 M & L: HA! DK: HA HEY! M & DK: *LAUGHTER* L: Ughhhhh...aaaahh..... B & K: *EVIL LAUGHTER* M: LET'S GO GUYS!!! B & K: HUH!? M: YA! DK: ERRGGG!!! CF: Thanks Mario you're the best man! DK: Hahaha! YEA! L: No escaping now, Princess... Z: Hahahaha! Thank you! Z: Hmmm.... T: *EVIL LAUGHTER*
3:15 D: GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!! T: *EVIL LAUGHTER* T: AGH! T: GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF!!! D: Huh!? D: Little HELP! D: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! D & L: Huh? T: HYPERDRIVE HYPERDRIVE!!!! M: Whoaaaaa! M: Huh? T: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH T: Uhhh....I'm okay...... M: Whoah! R: Ah! R: Ha....
4:06 L: AAAAGHHHHHHAAHAAAAHH!!! GIRLS: *LAUGHTER* M: HA! M: Uhhh..... M & L: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! P: HURRY BACK!!!! P: MWAH! M: He's going to have his goons everywhere... M: So we have to be on our toes... M: Everyone know the plan? M: I'll go in first, look for the others, M: THEN deal with Bowser! M: Luigi! You can keep watch, right? L: Hm! D: I'll stay with Luigi! L: Good luck, bro... CF: Alright!
4:53 Z: Heeheeha! M: Hmmm..hahahaha M: *DEEP BREATH* M: Hmmm! M: HUUUUHHHH!!! M: PEACH!!!! M: Peach are you alright!? M: Peach? M: Peach you okay? Mouser: OOOOHOOOHOOOHOOOOO!!!!! Mouser: Mario! Help MEEEEE!!!!! Mouser: OOOOHOOOHOOHOOOHAHAHAHA!!!! M: AGGGHHH!!! AAAAAH! ALL: *EVIL LAUGHTER*
5:41 M: What? ???: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! B: WHAT A STOOGE! B: I KNEW you'd fall for that old trick! B: Well old chum! Seems like you're trapped! B: AGAIN!!! M: What did you do with Peach!? M: Huh!? P: *MUFFLED* MARIO!!! MARIO!!! M: You're NOT gonna get away with this, Bowser!!! B: OH! I already have EXACTLY what I wanted.... B: YOU bowing down in front of me.... B:....AND PEACH! B: Every Koopa's DREAM!!! B: SO! What do you have to say for yourself!? B: You're DISGRACED! B: ALONE! B: And you LOST!!!!!! M: Huh! B: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
6:27 M: There's one thing you got wrong, Bowser..... M: I'll NEVER be alone! M: NOW GUYS! B: OH you brought your friends along! How adorable! B: It's still ALL of us verses only a few of you.... SM: This doesn't look GOOD! K: Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! DP: I knew dances were for posers! This is SO LAME! B: You IDIOTS!!!! GET THEM!!!!!!
7:29 T: AGHHH!!! OH NO! OH NOOOO!!! L: Oh no...... D: OH! What do we have here!? D: If it isn't our old pal, Mr. L! Mimi: Oooooooo! And he's with his little girlfriend! O: Looks like our old buddy needs a MEMORY jog! D: You said it! Marx: *EVIL LAUGHTER* Marx: AGH! S: AGHHH!!! S: Huh!?
8:15 S: You're UGLIER up close, aren't you!? CF: YEA! HAHAHA! Not so MACHO now, are ya!? CF: HUH!? CF: Oh no! Samus..... CF: AAARRRGGHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! CF: ERRRRRAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! CF: FALCONNNNNNNN...... CF: PUUUUUUUUUNCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! CF: HAHAHAHAHAHOHA!!! CF: OH YOU LIKE THAT!? CF: HAHAHERHOHA! CF: TAKE THAT! CF: HAHERHAHOHA! CF: AGHHHHH!!!! S: Ughhhh...
9:06 M: Hooyaaaah!!! F & S: AGGGHHHHH!!!! I'm HIT! SM & I: AGHHHH OOOOOAHHH!!!! ??: HA! ??: AHHHH!!! M: Ooooohooohooohoooohoooooo!! R: HAAAA!!! R: HI-YAAAA!!! R: HA! R: AGGHHHAAHHH!!!! R: Ughhh.... R: Aghhh! M: Ooohooohooohoohoohoo Oh yes! M: HOW ABOUT SOME BOMBS!!!?????
9:52 M: OOOOHOOHOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! M: HAGHHHH!!! WL: HA!! M: OH...NO!!!! WL: HAHA!!! WL: Hehhehha! Are you okay? R: Huh!??? WL: Ahehehehehaha! ??: OHHH!!! That looks GOOD!!! W: Ha? WL: AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!! W: HEY! YOU! W: DA DA DA DAAAAAHH!!!!
10:37 W: W A R I O!!!!! W: EEEHHEEEHEEHAAHAAAAHA!!!! W: EERGHAHAHHA!!! W: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! W: ARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! W:EEEEEEYAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! W: HAVE A ROTTEN DAY!!!!! DK: Hrnggg!!! DK: HAARGGG!!! DK: Hmmpfff...hmpfff...hmpfff... K: HA! HAAAA!! K: OWWWWWW!!! K: OH MY!!!! OUUUCHHHHHH!!!!! DK: Oh...I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to! K: SERIOUSLY!!!!!!??????? K: I thought this was all a big theatre exercise! BUT NOOOO!!! K: You just PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!!!! K: You took it too far! K: Everyone STOP! STOP FIGHTING RIGHT NOW!
11:24 K: How does it look? Is it infected!? DK: I..ehh..errrr..ughh.oooooohhh... K: OH DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!! I'm OUT of HEREEEE!!! K: CURSE YOU DONKEY KONGGGGG!!!! K: NURSE!!!! NURSE!!!!! OHHHHHHH!!!!! DP: *DROWNING* R: HARHARHARHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ??: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! P: WHOA!!!! Is that a real scythe!? THAT'S SO COOL!!!! P: I wish I had a scythe! Where'd you get that ROBE!? It's so dark and creepy!!! P: I could never pull it off! Are you a skeleton or is this just a mask!? P: Can I call you Scythy? Or ..uh..Grimmy Reapery!? P: *INCOHERENT BABBLING*
12:12 R: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! R: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!!! K: Poyo! Poyo!? K: Poyo..... ??: *LAUGH* DDD: WELL, WELL, WELL, if it ain't my old pal, Kirby! DDD: You ready for a Royal Rumble!? E: You said it, sire! Let's GRAB him! DDD: *LAUGHTER* K: POYO!!! E: OHHHH! HELP ME, sire!!! DDD: Come on, Kirby! We was just playing! L: HIIII- YAAAAA!!!!! G: Errrhmmmhmmmhmmhmmm!!! G: GAHHH!!!! L: *LINK NOISES* L: HUH!?
12:58 G: Yeeeeeyaaaaaahhh!!! S: Hyaaaah!!! S: HA!! G: UGGHHHHHH!!!! S: HYAAAH!!! L: Whoa!! S: HA! L: Uhhh...thanks bro... S: No problem.... S: I mean...no problem....man... L: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH O: HAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!! Mimi: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! D: AGHHHHHH..... D: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! D: LUIGI!!!!! O: Once the GREAT Mr. L! NOW LOOK AT YOU! O: A WEE COWARD! O: Who's got nowhere to hide!? O: And scared on the inside!? D: An eternal understudy.... D: So TERRIFIED to see me! Mimi: He's shaking in his shoes...
13:44 Mimi: It's the scaredy cat LUIGI! ALL: *LAUGHTER* Mr. L: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! L: Get.....out...... L: of my.....HEAD!!!!! L: GRRRRRRRR....GRRRRRRRRR L: AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Mr. L: HUH!!!!?? Mimi & O: AGHHHH!!!!! L: Hrrmpfff! D: Luigi! You did it! L: AHHHH WHOAH!!!! D: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! D: No MARIO to save you NOW!!!!
14:32 Daisy: HEY! CIRCUS FREAK!! Daisy: GET OFF MY MAN!!!! D: Oh..poo.... D: UNCLE! I CRY UNCLE! D: NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACEEEEE!!! FM: WHOAAAAAAAAA!!!!! FM: WOOOAAAH!!! FM: Uhhh....it's-a-ME!? M: Enough tricks...DOOPLISS! D: GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! D: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! How'd you guess my name!? D: Hey now! Don't get mad! Imitation is the highest form of flattery! D: Heh...heh..heh! D: HEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING!? D: I'M DRY CLEAN ONLY! DRY CLEAN ONLY!!!!
15:18 D: I WRINKLE!!!! B: Looks like it's all come to this..... M: BOWSER! M: We don't have to fight.... M: Look at what you did to all these students! M: There has to be a good guy behind all this.... M: You're not a bad person...your EGO just got the best of you! M: It's hard to open up and be vulnerable... M: Trust me.....I know..... M: But you don't need to CONTROL people for them to LIKE YOU! M: People can change.... M: Just...look at me!
16:09 BACKGROUND: COME ON MARIO, GET HIM! BACKGROUND 2: FINISH IT! BEAT THAT MONSTER!!! B: HUH!!!??? SM: Give him what he DESERVES!!!! B: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...... B: GAAAH!!!! CF: COME ON MAN! GET HIM! F: COME ONNNN! HURRY UP! BEAT THIS BOZO ALREADY!! BACKGROUND: MARIO! MARIOOOOO!!! MARIOOOOO!!!!! B: That's the problem.... M: GAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! L: MARIOOOOOOOO!!!!! B: I'M TIRED OF LOOKING AT YOU!!!!!!!!
16:56 B: YOU LOSE MARIO! SHE'S MINE! M: aaaaaghhhh......ughhhhh...... P: MARIO GET UP! YOU HAVE TO GET UP!!!! M: Ugggghhhhh..... M: Peach...... M: ughhhhh....... B: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HA! M: Hrmppff! M: HA! B: HRRGGGGGG!!!! HUH!???? B: Whoaaaa...whoaaaa...Whoaaaa..WHOAAAAAA!!!! B: AAGHHHHHHH!!! WHOAAAA!!!!
17:42 M: SO LONG! B: AAAAHHHHHHAAAAGHHHH!!!!! B: NOOOO!! I HAD IT!!! I WAS KING!!! I WONNNNNNN!!!!!! P: MARIO! MARIO! L: BRO! YOU DID IT! M: I thought I lost you..... P: Thank you for saving me.... P: You're my hero..... MC: HEY! HEY! HEY! EVERYONE! MC: How about we slow things down a bit for our homecoming King and Queen? F: LAME..... MC: This goes out to the special couple..Mario and Peach...
19:05 D: Thank you for saving me...Luigi.... D: MWAH! L: UHHHH!!! L: EEEEHEHEHEHEEHEHHHH L: EEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGG Z: Come on Link! Let's hit the dance floor! L: Ughhh..... R: Huh? WL: Hehehehehhaha!
19:59 B: *WHIMPERING* ??: EEEHEEEEHAHAHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!
21:17 Tingle: Good bye everybody! Thanks for watching! Tingle: And uh...Can..can.. someone get me down from here? Tingle: I..uh..I don't know how long I'm gonna last up here.. ???: Nintendo High, huh? ???: Sorry to keep you waiting!
