Non- Pokemon Fan Binges The **POKEMON** Movies

0:00 So, boom. You've never seen this ever? No. No. I haven't really seen any of the show. I haven't seen any of this. And like I said, I've played probably an hour of Sword and Shield in probably like an hour of X and Y. Well, there you go. We're bullying him in his first Pokemon movie. I saw this when I was a child. I've seen it like before as well, but it's been a bit. Sion has not watched this in 25 years. This is a 25year-old movie. Let's just address that real quick. Stonkers, by the way. Crazy. It's like oddly like Hunter Hunter vibes. This tale of the most It's so weird how it's like whispering. Yeah. And that and the subtitles keep just saying pock. Yeah. Then no Pokemon. It's just Pac. It's all you get.

0:47 Like the E has a line over it. We can't comprehend that. They pay by they pay by letter. Was everything before just a Oh, that's not creepy. waking up to see people staring at you, right? Why? Man got got some sounds like bane almost. Why? My man was really like, I don't want to be here anymore, so I'm not going to. I was like, yo, we might have messed up. I heard something outside. I'm going to go out there. Mew. So, y'all really good at creating names, bro. What the hell? That's how it's got That's how that thing got its name. Oh my god. We use the most techniques to develop

1:34 your awesome psychic. Damn. You really don't know anything about Pokemon. Holy [ __ ] No, dude. I'm telling you. Holy robot arms, Batman. So they just really thought like uh let's create an incredibly powerful psychic Pokemon and like it will have no ramifications and just like a scientist they named him as well. You too. Yeah. Yeah. Did he just murder all these people? Yo, I think he might have. Uh I Yes. Damn. I think so. Pokemon starting off dark. Yo, Pokemon Pokemon like the lore of Pokemon

2:19 is actually like pretty dark. Do you know the balloon Pokemon? It looks like a balloon. It like Yeah, I think it like kidnaps children and that's why it looks like a balloon. And like that's not the only Pokemon. Like dude, there's some Cubone wears the skull of its mother. I have heard that. I know what that one looks like. Yo, Pokemon I didn't know it name. Marowak. Is it Cubone or Marowak? It's Marowak, right? Cubone wears the skull of its mother, but Marowak is what it evolves into. Stronger even than you. Yo, the voice actor killing it, too, though. Yeah. Yo, my man's even got a handle built in. That is convenient. Show me, man. Capitalism really knows how to seep

3:05 into everything, huh? God damn right. Yeah, let's just take the strongest Pokemon. Yeah, we're going to we're going to armor him up. Let's give him missiles and lasers. That seems like a great idea, right? Yet it suppresses my powers. Your powers are not It's also got the ability to auto potion. Rocknake. What? What? What do you think that Pokemon's name is? I said Rocknake. What else you want from me? I want I don't know. What is it? Rocky. Onyx. Onyx. Okay. I need you just start guessing names of

3:51 Pokemon you don't know the names. Yeah, you got it, dude. Uh, these are Illbison. Tauros. I am in control now. Well, all right. Uh, he kind of gave it away there. Yeah. Uh, I'm going to say Magneton. Ding ding ding. Oh, no. Am I here? Jesus. Just get him like some philosophy books. Get wrecked, Gary. Now I have PTSD from trying to defeat freaking Gary and Pokemon when I was a kid.

4:36 Stop this now. I think it's like you saw what happened last time, idiot. I can't believe this is happening. Not to me. So I stand alone. Damn. I got a feeling Giovani is missed right now. He's like, I'm keeping the helmet cuz it's kind of sick. Like a flying psychic Pokemon. Well, as your parents looking at this going, my grandma kill how many people in this show? It was my grandma. My grandma took me. The world will I love how my man's having like this existential crisis, but he's like in the meantime, murder. Yeah.

5:21 [Music] I love the I love the confidence, too. Like to just say the first movie. Don't worry, there's going to be multiple. I didn't realize that was actually like the subtitle of the movie. And as always, he's ready to Oh, yeah. This is like one of the first reveals of Togepi, I think. Need food? No. Ash, you haven't done a casual conversation. Did you hear about all those buildings blowing up? No juice stew. I don't know. How does that work? Wouldn't that just be like stir fry then? Yeah, it just be meat. Yeah, he's me. Let's have a match. Unless I'm here to fight a child.

6:07 All right. All right. Hold. Hold on. Give me a pause here. Wait a second here. All right. Because this man knew where Ash He knew his full name, right? He knew where he was from, his originating town. Yeah. Future Pokemon champion. And and and we never question this as like as kids going, "I'm a random grown man in a forest looking for a child." You want to fight me, kid? The premise of the games is they just stand in one spot. You walk I mean not in the new games but like you walk past them and they're just like you child battle me you know like this guy literally just hunted down Ash was ask was trying to He needs that battle man. He needs a battle. But you can't believe this is just dog

6:52 fighting for children. It is. [Music] I know this song. This one was for the movie. This ain't the original. That's Bulbasaur. Yes. Yeah. Got it. I think it's Don or Don. Don. Okay. I might be saying it wrong. I was going to say like I was going to say like [Music] Dofant that's inside Pac. Come on. I'm telling you, it's cuz the line over the E. [Music] They just whipped out a hyperbeam. See, they did it there.

7:45 Who is watching a child on the camera? You know, they live in a weird world. Is his name Goro? Macham. Macham. Squirtle. Yes. At least you know these songs. Okay. It's insane. Yeah. The music's so good, actually. Not by Goro. This is the boy band version of the Pokemon theme song. Who is watching a child on camera? It's a little bothersome. three at one point. That's against the rule and that didn't come out till way later in the generation.

8:32 [Music] You're like, "All right, 1 v3, I got you." Yeah, that seems like a little excessive. Pikachu's charge account. We've got to grab I know that Pokemon. We didn't come here to steal a meal. This is amazing. I'd settle for a taste of that Pikachow. Pikachow. Pikachu. Wait, are they trying to eat the Pikachu? No, they just want to capture him. Oh, I was like, "Thanks, but the last time you cooked, you wiped out eight of my We should watch the banned Pokémon episodes." Oh, that's just not weird at all. The dude. Oh, what? I knew would like

9:20 Dragonite. I didn't know there was dragons in this. That's kind of sick, bro. You You You should see what what turns into him. [Music] Cuz you you know Pokemon Evolve at the very least, right? Yeah, I am aware of that. Yeah. Trainers, I bear an invitation. She's really small but really pretty. I love how he's watching the video. The world's greatest Pokémon trainer at his palace on New Island. Is his name Giovani? If you decide to attend, you must reply at once. My master. It's literally just check yes or no. It's It's a holographic video invite and the It's just check yes or no. Number one trainer wants to challenge me

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10:52 for your favorite movies. Get them early. Get them uncut. Help support the channel and keep the mics and lights on. And if you want a more in-depth explanation, there's a video linked below in the description if you want to know more. Back to the video. Twerp trio delivery. I want a mail delivery dragon. [Music] Dude, my man's pinching zoom game is on point, I bet. Mhm. You're not wrong. So my man, he just he's he's starting to [ __ ] like Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. He's uh Okay. Yeah. Like when I say like the Pokemon lore goes deep there the legendaries like there's an entire like hierarchy of like there's a Pokemon that like created the universe

11:39 and then there's like oh a Pokemon that like controls the sun and then one that controls like space and time and like so they're like essentially like it's like they're gods essentially. It's like a multi-theistic society but like they still just use them to fight each other. The the lower the lower ones. Yes. Okay. And there's only one Pokémon that actually can talk, right? It's it's Meowth, right? I think so. Okay. Kingler, save your energy, will you? New. This is going to be so Can you imagine just having a giant crab for wiping out all but a few Pokémon in their sorrow? The water of their tears lives lost in the storm. You okay there, bro? Bro, it's just I'm sorry. This was like

12:26 going from like it was it was like the first lady was like it's like one of the worst storms we've ever seen and then this second [ __ ] goes immediately into as the prophecy for told a great storm would come and if any of you see her please contact me at once. She disappeared a month ago. Yeah, that's real helpful. She's cute. This has yet to say anything else. Yeah. He's a bit of a womanizer. [Music] That's Gyarados. Come back here or I'll place you under arrest. No, you're not a cop. Who do you mean? She is technically. Oh, is she? I thought she

13:12 was just like a cop. Who is this lady? She's just like, "Good luck to all of you." She's just so chill. This lady is like, "I'm going to arrest you." And it's like, "No, this is what makes them channel." Like, it's important, man. You can't you can't stop the Pokemon trainers from Pokemon training. So, it's just like, I'm going to arrest you if you guys don't stop. Like, and she's like, "No, let them go." So, obviously, you saw they want to be number one. Yes. Let's see what our main trio's got. Oh, it's going to be something ridiculous that I'm going to laugh at and people are going to get mad at me for laughing. I forgot about this. Never mind. You're in the middle of what?

13:59 Okay. Okay. Pause. Pause. Pause. Like, yeah, they were like, "Our Pokemon aren't strong enough to cross. Luckily, there are these Viking ladies who just show up and say they're used to big waves in a boat that is not meant for large waves. Oh my god, is that thing alive? Yes, they mostly live in Minnesota. Something's What? Oh my god, the Minnesota Vikings. They just made a football joke. Um You sure about that? Oh my god. Unless they just strapped me out to the

14:44 front of the boat. And um Oh, there he is. Wait. Oh, it was them. Oh, you didn't know? No, I knew I wasn't paying. I thought mouth was just a different one. No, hold on. You need to hear their whole thing. Hold on. They They have They have a catchphrase you need to hear. I'm rewind. Prepare for trouble. Make it prepare. What? But there's three of you. Is Meow just not seen as an equal? I honestly don't know. This has been some quality entertainment. I love this world. It is awesome. I think they need to have more faith in in the Squirtle,

15:30 right? I mean, right now he's carrying [Music] I mean, not going to lie, they're kind of making quick work of these waves. Probably borderline drowning, though. So, what's the the star with the clitoris on it? Like, that is star you. [Music] [Laughter] You got to be careful though. You don't want to grab there. That's the most sensitive part. No. Yeah, we need we need to watch like we just got to go through all the Pokemon movies legitimately. Great. And that is what you would call the eye of the storm. Yeah. They literally got into the center of this man's storm. Y'all ever been into like like a big storm? Been in the eye of a storm before? Mhm. It is It is a weird feeling.

16:17 Yep. Category 3 hurricane [Music] baby. This is like some Scooby-Doo [ __ ] now. Feel like you should have listened to the lady. Aren't you the nurse who's missing from the treatment center? What? Like I never forget a face. I think you are mistaken. I have always Wait, is is Mewtwo like controlling her? Yeah. Yo, look at her eyes, dude. She's empty inside. Your arrival. I mean, same. But like [Music] Oh, of course. Can't believe I did not know they were the Vikings. Holy [ __ ] I'm stupid. That is wild.

17:03 I was like, "This world is wild." That's why when you asked if it was alive, I was like, "Yeah, it's Meowth." Like, I was so confused. I didn't get I thought I I I thought Meowth was just like a common a common boat ornament. Yeah. You actually thought Vikings just randomly pulled up at the store? Yeah. For me, they dog fight with Pokemon. Like, what? A there's a psychic one stirring the waves in an airship like Yeah. I didn't think Vikings were out of the realm of possibility. Like where these Vikings just come from? Yeah. I was like, [ __ ] why? I mean, in my head I'm like, why not? I'm just rolling with it, bro. Yeah.

17:50 I love in stuff like this how like big and needless these things are. Like that door is like gigantic. Unnecessarily very Yeah. And they're just children and like you know very short lady. Intentions are clear. That's not ominous at all. Yeah. The door closing by itself. Uhhuh. [Music] Dude, I can't with him. I love Team Rocket. I love how that accent too is just like, "But Jesse, how we going to swim?" Every cartoon had that character that had that accent. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In that era. Yes. Absolutely. Yo, he's just a little ball of

18:38 [Music] bro. Togei is the most useless character. So long. Say hello. Did that giant one just say [Music] sub there? I'm going to assume wiggly toe. Yeah. Okay. The one on the right. Blastoise. Yep. There you go. You've gotten like four or five, right? I think like these are like probably the oldest ones. So the original sheer pop culture knowledge like Squirtle and Bulbasaur, the two that you guessed in the beginning, those are two of the three starters of the original game. Yeah, as you can see, knowledge

19:24 extensive. You are. Sup peasants. That's not horrifying, dude. As a kid watching this, I probably would have been scared of Mewtwo actually, right? [Laughter] [Music] Or I'd be on edge, too. Like, I think we should leave. You pick. Dude's got Pixar mom thighs. Pokemon master. No way. It's not wrong though. From quiet human. That's awesome. Yo.

20:12 We'll show you. Let's go, Gyarados. Oh no, you're going to get your Gyarados murdered. [Music] He said you were saying child's play. Your usefulness is the fact that he's even using hyperbeam on a Gyarados just hurts my soul. Oh, the audacity to call himself a Pokemon master. [Music] Bro, this intense showdown and then it just cuts back to these. I know, dude. They're the best part of the damn movie. I love Team Rocket.

20:57 Are they in the They're in the show as well, right? Yeah. Okay. Mhm. H in in this capacity. They're not in the games except for Pokemon Yellow cuz it's based off the show. Team Rocket is a thing, but they're quite a bit more serious. Rocket Games. Yeah, they like kidnap and enslave Pokemon and like basically run like the black market. Be a party. Oh my god. Replication sequence. Who's that Pokémon? It's Meow. Yo, who's that Pokemon? That's a thing. That's a thing they did in in the cartoon is in the commercial break. Who is that Pokemon? I know the meme or where he's like Pikachu. We called it Mewtwo,

21:46 but for some reason these computer graphics from back in the day, too. With its psychic powers, it is destroying our laboratory. We succeeded. So really, they actually just set out to just originally clone a Mew. Yeah, essentially. And then like of course the dude was like, "No, give it weapons." Yeah, I guess the rest. Don't you do that to guy's a dick. I mean, we kind of knew that already, but still. Reyhorn. Oh no. Okay. I got the the the thing with the ferns growing out of it. Is that an evolved uh uh Bulbasaur? Yeah.

22:36 These are ones where I always wished that there was versions of these Pokemon in the game like with the markings cuz they look so cool. Damn. Birth. [Music] They do look kind of sick. [Music] Yeah, they're in some trouble. He's like, "Yo, yo, these guys seem kind of cool." He's I'm going to go check on those guys now. I too began with Charmander, Squirtle, and Bulbasaur. Yo, my man literally said I started out with starters. Yeah. Fun fact, you could breed Pokemon in the game. You just put two in a thing and they bone and have an egg. Yep. Oh,

23:23 you just got a bunch of walking around. So, you said that. Can Can I get a pause? I got to like I've seen you like stream the game games or whatever and you were like shiny hunting. What is that? Cuz I've seen that a lot. So, there is shiny versions of um Pokemon that basically are just different colors, right? Yeah. Rare all art versions. Oh, okay. And basically they're they're really rare and I think they didn't show up until the I watched you like pedal on a bicycle for 3 hours one time. I was like not really sure what he's doing. Yeah. Like um let me see here. What are the chances for a shiny Pokemon? It's like I know it's like a rare thing. One in 4,096. that that's what I mean is like I'm just shocked that they haven't made like even in the current games like the

24:08 new games where they can kind of you know in the era of DLC I'm just blown away that we haven't gotten versions of these three Pokemon coming up on that give us the clone Pokemon skins or something or like versions of them you could catch they have like better Eevees and ivies than a normal one or something toys won't we shell shocker it may not have a name but we do have Charizard I choose you. Oh god, I remember this. Oh man. Charizard. I didn't say start. So this is a play on the game where since you can trade in the game, right? Mhm. Um to avoid people trading themselves like a level 100 Pokemon just steamrolling the entire game. Uh a

24:54 Pokemon will only obey you up to a certain level and in order to increase that level, you have to beat the gyms. So basically he had his Charmander eventually evolve into a Charizard and it's so powerful that it just doesn't such a high level that it won't Yeah. His badges aren't hard up to the Cuz I don't respect it. Like look how cool the markings look. Me first. He seems so innocent, bro. And he's not even doing a typing advantage. He's just going one for one. He's got to prove his point. [Music]

25:41 Okay. Yo, my man said what? Oh. Oh, [Music] that man's got hit with a rapid spin, bro. A rapid spin. It doesn't even do that much damage. It's like a 10 damage move. I know it does nothing. I think it actually just I I think it just gets rid of the hazards. I don't even know if it does damage. Oh, tackle. Tackle. Come on, Charizard. Move any quicker. It's all he's really using, isn't it? I like how that lady's a nurse, but she's seeing these Pokemon get their ass beat and not moving an inch. Oh, shoot. This looks so cool. Okay, finish it.

26:26 Yo, he's not Oh [ __ ] Oh, he's cool. Okay, I ain't no [ __ ] Oh, he's like, "But I am going to take five." Oh, I can't wait. Same with these. Why have we never gotten these Pokeballs in the game? Because you steal Pokeballs from another player. I will extract their DNA, which would be awesome way to play Pokémon form destroys the planet. you can't do this. Oh my god, bro. Imagine that was a feature like a specific online mode that if what that once they defeat your Pokemon, they can catch it. But like, you know, I don't know, there's some crazy rewards or something like that. So, it's like, you know, if you go in with those Pokemon, like, yo, you might

27:12 lose your Pokemon. That would be crazy. I would love that for an endame mechanic. Oh. Yo, everybody just getting dong. Nice. That is an interesting power. Wigglytuff's basically a tank. You two can't capture them if they're already inside their Poké Balls. Oh no, he's what? He captured the balls. Is that even allowed? Find the ball. Carry them away.

27:58 Oh, baller move, dude. Keep running, Pikachu. Bro, going up this thing would be horrifying. Yeah, I was like, good luck, Pikachu. I'm going to stay down here, though. There's no st There's no like railing, nothing. Oh my gosh. Is this kid going to die? Holy [ __ ] Is this kid going to die? Oh my god, this is starting to be too much stress. Oh, what the what? [Music] Oh my god. Like, bro, I get it. But you don't mess with Pikachu. Oh, it just

28:44 shoots out the bottom of the ship, right? Y that would be so messed up. What? You got that one. Why are y'all just watching? Not me. I got a special place in my tail. Yeah. See, that's why I didn't assume it was. Yeah. You know, it's it's it's it's able to be cloned. Oh, yo, they going to clone him. They're going to clone him. I don't have time for a dumb motto today. That's awesome. Who's that Pokemon? Oh my god. Really? It's I love it. Oh my god. That's like a level of fan service. That's hilarious. So, this came out after the show was

29:29 out, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. [Music] Yo, Pikachu. Those sirens don't sound too good. These are hatching. He's trying to clone them all. Oh, they're just they just they I wonder if they feel closer. Okay, Sion, did you watch this growing up? Cuz I feel like I I feel like I'm understanding you better now. I didn't watch Poco when I was a kid. I like it. Lives for the moment. This is like, but you ain't getting your

30:15 Pokemon out. Good luck getting past that storm. All right. Oh my god. He's going to get his ass kicked, isn't he? Are you going to have faith in Ash? No, bro. I'm just saying that like literally they they they haven't like gone through any sort of evolution or growth whatsoever. They just went from one room back to this room, you know? They literally You're not wrong. Nothing happened in between to make them stronger. They they literally just went through a hole in the wall. Well, well, you know, may maybe this is the moment. It is useless. That wasn't even like a

31:01 lot of uptempo music to like make you jazz daddy's back. Don't let it. You're mine. See, he turned the hat backwards. He's going to punch a psychic. He just tried to punch him. What? He's like, "Oh, yeah. What's up?" [Music] What a cool little dude. Yo, I love that. That thing is just vibes. Damn, bro. It's like, what was that [Music] about? Damn. He didn't even hesitate. He just went right for it. Yep.

31:47 [Laughter] Just mocking him. Mew. Is that you talking? Is better than the original. Superior to Mew. He just literally doesn't give a This world is too small for two of us. I don't feel like it is cuz you never saw him until today, right? True. He probably just thinks you're playing hide and seek, right? Yo, that's uncalled for. [Music] Oh. Oh, hell yeah. See, that wasn't very

32:32 nice. Yeah, I could do that, too. [Music] powers to prove their worth. So yeah, that might have worked the first time. Oh, Jesus Christ. Holy [ __ ] Ash's deadual abilities using my psychic powers. Now we shall see who tri that seems like cheating. [ __ ] A lot of this is is Oh my god. Is he Naruto running? It did look like it for a second. This must have been what the Civil War looked like.

33:19 Seems like the Vaporans are just playing with each other. It It did look like that. Oh, I'm not going to lie, that Gyarados is like the only one that actually seems like it would be a dangerous fight. Yeah. Okay, maybe the guys with blades for hands. Oh, damn. Whoa. [Music] It's like slap fights on YouTube. I can't remember. I think this song was like actually made for this movie. No, the music's actually been insanely good. [Music] Interesting how the ears are different. Like, we know we don't you don't care

34:05 who's who on the others, but like we know you need to know which which Pikachu is Pikachu. Yeah, you you need to know which Pikachu is is not the clone. Okay. You need to know which one's which. Oh, he did. Pokemon aren't meant to fight. Not like this. useless. Nothing but pain. They're not supposed to physically fight, just with elemental powers until the other one's concussed. I was prepared for trouble, but not for this. Fighting really is. It's like such a sad moment, but like, bro, I can't take James seriously. Oh, Jessie. Their name's Jesse. James. Jesse and James, baby. Oh my god, cat. You ain't

34:51 going to push me out around. Going to push me out around. I almost made a clawful mistake. But how do I know you, dude? He is literally you. I hate it. Yeah, it's this had to be where this was born from. They do have a lot in [Music] common. Epic battle is [Music] happening. I I I feel like you should probably just stay put, [Music] man. This dude's He's totally going to die. Like, he's going to he's totally going to die. Yeah. So, for perspective, he's 10. Oh, okay. That kind of makes it a little

35:36 worse. Yeah. Ash has always been 10. He has not aged in over 20 years. It's like a Spanish soap opera now. Double slap. How strong those super clones are. It seems like he's pretty busy. [Music] That's so adorable. Damn it. Holy crap. This is actually insane. Oh. Oh no. Oh,

36:23 what? Yo, they made ash cherry flavored. Trying to stop our battle. He's like, "What the [ __ ] just happened?" I was kidding about him dying. I just thought he was going to fall from a great height. That's so sad. What the right? Like it's so sad. Hit you quick, man. You don't even realize it. Well, because we could always like relate if we have pets to like a pet losing an owner, right? [Music]

37:10 Are they going to have magic Pokemon [Music] tears? What is this? Magic Pokemon Tears. What the I told you, man. This movie is like legitimately good. That is insane. Unironically, it's like I knew it was still coming, but damn. I know. Same. It started to get me once the slap started cuz I knew it. I Jesus. Magic Pokemon saved the day. Otherwise, man was petrified the rest of his life.

37:55 [Music] Yeah, that's what I was like, is this man actually dead or like I was like, is he stoned? Like, what is happening? Yeah, I'm not going to lie. Pokemon came out swinging with this movie. Uh-huh. Like his first movie, and like I haven't seen all of them at all, but like the next few were good too from what I remember. Like I remember Pokemon 2000 being good. The one with Ente was good. to save. I haven't seen any of them besides I think 2000 and that was when it first came out too. The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the This is what Ang was hoping Ozai was going to do. Determines who you are, right? Yeah. This is insane. We just finished Avatar today and this was the next thing

38:40 we watched. Going from the finale of Avatar to this is pretty drastic. Which by the way, if you're seeing this on YouTube and you're like, "Hey, what do you mean they're not finished Avatar?" Go to our Patreon. Yes. and let us know what other Pokemon movies you'd like to see us check out. I I am Oh, I I I know I joked a lot, but bro, just cuz this world's insane and I love it. I am 100% down for more Pokémon. She's going to go order like all the Pokémon games. I kind of want to lowkey play the game through now. Like something. Well, what transpired here, I will always remember. The power of friendship. You these events are best forgotten. But you almost killed me. I don't think I'm going to forget unless you dip them in space magic. Um,

39:28 no. This is how they kept the story cannon. Probably. Okay. I was going to ask that, too. Is this canon to the show? As far as I know, all the movies are. Okay. Cuz the show and manga the show and manga are different. Apparently, the manga is very dark. This could be the worst. Yeah, I've heard the manga apparently is like super dark. You have got to find shelter. Oh, we rewinded time. The first 19 movies are considered canon to the main timeline. Should come with me. 19. Yeah. So, they just kind of reset time. And now we're back to canon. There you go. Officer Jenny. Really? What? Getting more beautiful every time I see them. I mean, the Pokémon are gods. The fact that they were able to just rewind time doesn't surprise me at all. Well, I guess we're just here because we're

40:13 here. Why would you not question that more? Look, it's a miracle. Look, that's a miracle. This is You were literally just in the forest getting ready to eat juicefree stew or whatever the called it. And now they just And now you're like at a fairy port and you're just like, I guess [ __ ] happens. Like I mean, when you're 10 years old, you know, you never know. You go on a sugar rush and somehow you end up in another city. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, sure. Now, I thought I saw another one. Well, Ash, what do you see on his first day? Uh, hold on. I'll show you in a second. It

40:59 was a a legendary Pokémon from episode one. Like, one that wasn't even revealed. Like, nobody knew what it was until the next generation of games came out. Pictures await our young heroes as they continue on their quest. It's actually a rumor that like Ash is just dead. just begun. This is all Team Rock is signing off again. What? Oh, they're just on an island, bro. They're just like, "Yo, good luck." One of them catamarans. Oh my god. Catamaran. I It's Jesus Christ. It is It is play after you get If you're battling in the game, right, and you your whole team gets knocked out. Boom. Can you guess what you do after your team gets knocked out? You leave. I don't know. Uh, you throw money

41:46 at it and run to the nearest Pokemon center. Yeah, cuz you lost. Oh, because you lost the battle. So, it's like here the Pokemon get two of money. So, you you you essentially it's a world of you're trying to win the mugging and whoever wins kind of chooses who mugged who. Yeah, kind of in in a weird way. Who am I to judge? So, we got another banger. God, the music in this movie was great. Yeah. Oh, this movie was awesome. It was It was stupid good. We created a web comic and it's called Billy Ends the World, and it's available on Webtune right now. Here's a short summary with some art from the project. Billy Ends

42:32 the World revolves around the daily lives of Billy and the rest of the crew at Sort of Stupid Productions. Chaos, carnage, and candy seem to follow the crew in this world that seems to be hiding something dangerous under the surface. A ton of love has been poured into this over the course of 2024, and we cannot express how much the comic needs the Billy Army now more than ever to show up. Subscribing and liking on Webtune is free, but you can help even more by sharing on social media, telling your friends, or drawing fan art using # Billytheorld, cuz we will be sharing it. So, click the link down below or scan the QR code on screen to read Billy Endsthe World today. Thank you so much for the support and for allowing Billy

43:19 to exist. Y'all liked it, so we picked up the triple pack, which, yeah, if that doesn't tell you anything, we're going to do the next one, too. So, it's time for Pokemon 2000. Boom is a Pokemon noob. He doesn't know anything, which you guys actually really enjoyed. And uh yeah, it's time to dive in. I'm rough. I am excited. I'm Boom. Well, you you really liked the the last one, right? Yeah, it was fun. I'm Eric, your local Closter trainer. Good times. He does he does train cloysters. Mhm. Scared Pokemon. It's a very scary Pokemon. Mind tame. What it begins. Is that Yu-Gi-Oh? Yo, we should totally

44:04 watch Yu-Gi-Oh. Referred to the inscription. I've only watched like what the first couple episodes. I don't know anything about it either. I know. I know nothing about Yu-Gi-Oh. Joey Wheeler treasure. The One Piece of the three legendary birds. Do that first. Then let's get started. Damn. I didn't expect them to just drop the names of them immediately cuz I was going to like have you guess. But yeah, right. Like they just Yeah. It's fun that you think I'm going to remember these. What? Orthos, Pathos, and Dartanion. Like, I love how intense the Pokemon movies are. Like, damn. Dude, all this stuff is

44:51 so extra. Like it's it's ins look at this there. Why? Like cuz why? He's the evil. I think the real question is I don't understand how those little fans are spinning so slowly to keep that thing in the air cuz there's a thousand of them. Yeah. There's just that many that it doesn't matter. [Music] It's It's not actually moving slow. It's just the way you're perceiving it. Yeah. Oh god. Oh, okay. We admire and adore these Pokémon, so let us destroy their ecosystems. I mean, this is the best way to catch Pokemon, you know? You got to you got to lure them out. Yeah, it just displace

45:37 them. I So he they're turning it to ice. Yeah, I could see why the fire Pokemon wouldn't be happy with an Iceland. Well, obviously the electronic hula hoop is going to be what takes it down. Okay. He didn't even battle it, dude. No, he just used technology. The first piece without technology is OP, man. Yes. Next, I'll capture Zapdos and Articunos. Sounds like the antithesis of the crocodile hunter. Bring together all three their

46:24 treasures. I'm waiting for the cut to Ash and like the musical montage of them playing in a field somewhere. Okay. Pokemon. Do you Do you know what Pokemon stands for in Japan? Pocket monster. Yeah. See, you know that. I'm cultured. I'm cultured, man. I'm telling you. Another perfect day in paradise. The weather warm. Also, before it gets all happy and joyous, um I want to point out how absolutely floored and happy everybody on YouTube was that you actually fell

47:09 for one of Team Rocket schemes. Yeah. Uh that's because God is like their dream. I am I am keeping an eye out this time. I get surprised. I ain't getting God a second time. Never again. On a day like today. And as our heroes sail through the Orange Islands, who the hell is that other guy? Flames of his next big I just feel like Pikachu in water is not a great idea. Be his greatest. Is Brock just not there? Nice day. It's beautiful. Don't think so. But why? Well, what are we waiting for? All right. He just throws his Pokemon in the air. Okay, there we go. Damn. Yo. Oh, can we can we Ash got an upgrade since the last

47:55 movie. Holy crap. This is true, dude. He's rocking Ler. Still still. I'm guessing these are all water types. No, never mind. Do those look water type to you? The thing is though, they're on a boat. I don't understand why they're bringing out smaller Pokemon who probably can't keep up with a boat. Well, I don't think they're going swimming. Oh. Oh. Well, that could have that could have been bad. That Psyduck would have been gone forever if it landed in the water. It's weird that the that chocolate star is just swimming like that. It can float.

48:41 It can essentially fly, but it is a water type. [Music] What? Oh my god. Is that the uh uh is that the mother? I knew it. I knew it. [Music] God, this song, dude. The music goes hard. We need more music like this. I hope that this music continues into the newer Pokemon movies. Once again, A Thousand-Year Storm for the second year in a row. [Music] Yeah, maybe call the Pokemon back. Just a thought. Maybe call back that aren't water types. Even the water. Is that thing called like a uh I'm going

49:28 to take a guess on the one with the shell. His He's a brutal. Like a bronosaurus turtle. Do you want to know the actual name? H sure, why not? Lapras. Oh, lazily. All right. What do you think that Pokemon's name is? Oh, I think I actually know uh uh it's Karp something, right? Yeah. Cartman. Magic. Magic carp. Magikarp. And it turns into the big uh uh sea monster dude, right? That's you get you got it. Yeah. Or a borealis or whatever. I know. Yeah. I Yeah, sure. Why not? He does look like

50:18 Kaido. If your ship's going sideways, that's not good. Oh, we're just getting dragged to another island. Yep. Yeah. [Music] [Laughter] Pikachu with the the the look like, "What's going on?" That's Detective Pikachu right there, man. Put that right there. Like that fish isn't swimming right. Do we have carp insurance? Oh my god. So there's Brock, but I don't think he went on the adventure with them. What the? Well, you certainly do have a green thumb. No thanks, professor. What

51:04 kind of nightmare fuel is that thing? That's Mr. Mime, bro. No, I would not allow that thing in my house. You know, there's a up theory on the internet that that is secretly Ash's dad. It's pretty bad theory, but okay. But yeah, people some some people fantasize about Ash's mom getting it on with that Mr. Mime right there. Say that was awfully strange and it passed by. So, you're welcome. That just ruined your childhood. Oh my. It looks like I guess he mimed putting on a condom. is snow. But I I don't know. Wow. Pokemon with their woke agenda. Global warming. Climate change. More like woke. Am I

51:50 right, fellas? Or you know, now we got northern lights. Does that make sense? Yeah. I don't know how I would react to this. I feel like I'd panic a little bit. A little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Especially if it just disappeared like that, I would have some issues. [Music] Uh, what? There goes the bike. What is it? See, at this point, like, they just feel like a hindrance to everyday life. Yes. And so are the other Pokémon. They kind of are. Pokemon are more necessarily Machokes like help you move. Yo, they just destroy boxes and [ __ ] I don't know why

52:35 they decided to go down the road, but they they just destroyed that entire road. Dorky ritual. It's our tradition. You should be honored. I like, you know, she's like hardcore cuz she's wearing sunglasses and they're not. Yeah. So, like, you know, she's got big city attitude. She a rebel. You guys hear the neck crack, right? Yes. [ __ ] dude. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She's filled with attitude. Ancient legend foretells your arrival. And only with you can the gods of the vanquish the great titans of fire, ice, and lightning. There's so much like legend and prophecy in these. Your hands rest the world. Bro, they have Pokemon that are basically gods. I told you the god of time that exists. A Pokemon created the

53:21 universe. So you're a Pokemon. That's true. Okay. Damn. Togepi is like all about it. Wait, give me Wait, wait a second here. I don't understand. They're They are going balls deep over like, "Oh my god, you're a Pokemon trainer." But anyone who like all you got to do to be a Pokemon trainer is literally just spend like $200 at the Pokemon store to buy a Pokeball. I don't think that's how it works, man. Like yes, there's a lot of Pokemon trainers, but there's way more like everyday people I feel because like I think that the a lot of people don't actively like go out to train, right? Like some people have Pokemon as pets or like they'll help them around the house or or whatever. And then you have the

54:06 other people who don't have any Pokemon because they're too afraid that they're going to get attacked if they go in the wild grass. I just I just get a kick out of like this is a world where like random adults find children and it's like I'm gonna kick this kid's ass and it's like okay it's fine. Like you know if I if I went to like a elementary school field day and was like oh I'm about to dominate there is no discrimination in the Pokemon universe as far as we are aware. But I just feel like you just be like I mean Boom's got a point though. Yeah. No, he's right. Somebody got really upset. Yeah, somebody got really upset when I mentioned like the dude tracking him down in the for their job. It's like grown manating a child.

54:52 Play for him tonight at the legend banquet. Starts around 8. God damn. Try not to get jealous. Damn. Called out. Chosen one. Oh my god. What? I feel like this is all happening so fast. They just got here. Would you also What if it would have been someone else? Then they would have been the chosen one. I Yeah, I guess. Sure. Yeah, that's thing. That's what uh looks like Kaido. It does actually be Ash's girlfriend.

55:40 Wait, does she actually have a crush on him? Like it didn't it didn't like she said like five words in that first movie. So I don't know. I honestly She seems a little bothered by it now, but I mean he's 10. Like I ain't trying to ship it, but like she might be 10, too. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know what I don't know how the ages the Pokemon ages don't make any goddamn sense. Like Misty is definitely the character that I feel like people sexualize the most, but like they don't do it to like her version. There's just a lot of fan art that people do of like Pokemon. So, okay. Like I I don't know if this is a spoiler or anything like that. Is there like any world where like they are older like or are they always this? Uh so Ash legitimately

56:27 became the Pokemon like world champion. Like he was like still 10, right? Yeah. But he has not aged. There there's a lot of like theories as to why he's still 10. Like there's some theories that like based on something that happened in the show like he died. Well, he he did die. So yeah, like there's theories like that around it that like, oh, he was brought back to life by a legendary Pokemon and but it made him mortal, but he's, you know, always 10. There's a lot of theories, but it's not really ever explained. Where did Brock go? Like we ain't got no womanizer this episode or movie. She's got the wind wicker. Is that her? Yeah, that was the mean girl. [Music]

57:12 Yeah, like honest Wind Waker vibes right now. It's kind of crazy. She's a big show. Someone's jealous. She told you not to get jealous. Yeah, like come on. What do I do? I just told you. Yeah. So, you accidentally get marooned here and now you got work to do. That's fun. And besides, almost all the chosen ones come back alive. Almost. Chosen ones. Then it's over. Chosen one. Do I get to wear a cool costume? Ash is like, can I cosplay? We can take my boat, Ash. Then let's go. You coming, mister? Your boat's what got us here.

57:59 Yeah. Hey, man. It worked out. He's the chosen one. Girlfriend. Did it actually crash there? Are we on like a Scooby-Doo mystery right now? Um. Hey, give me that. What are you doing? I don't know. Like, let's get going, dude. Come on, [Music] [Laughter] bro. Come on. Oh god. No shot. They're just going to like Oh, they didn't even see him. I thought they were going to run him over. Damn. Y'all better start pedaling.

58:48 What? What a mess. He can talk too. It can talk too. Apparently I'm wondering the same thing right now. Is that one of the Koopa kids? That is a slow king. [Music] The legends are Does kind of look like a Koopa kid though. A funeral. Hey, they told you to wait till tomorrow. Pick dash for it. I just hope they're all right. Wait, so she could have picked It's been 12 minutes. I know, right? I mean, you'd say you you'd probably feel bad though, right? Like if you send somebody out and then all of a sudden it started storming like this. I mean, you did tell him to start tomorrow. So that was kind of their fault. All his fault like him. Don't cuz

59:36 I don't. Hey, chill out. That'll show about somebody who's not your boyfriend. He's not my boyfriend. He's a That's what she said. But he's not a boyfriend. You talking about me? Who is that guy? I don't know who he is. [Music] I feel like he's supposed to be important though. Like he seems like one of the squad. He He kind of does give that feeling of one of the squad, but I don't. That's where they got the dead bodies. Never mind. So, they're just still trying to steal Pikachu. Like they they haven't like That's still the goal. That's Ash's Pikachu. Experts now believe that the weather disers occurring in all parts of the globe. That literally looked like a

1:00:22 video game, bro. That would be horrifying. It would be fun when you ride when you boat the storm. It's It's Those waves are bigger than their boat, dude. Also, all the rocks that, too. You ready to go on a cruise? You're fine. This is very different. That's not a cruise boat. Yeah. Never before has a cruise boat been sunk. Oh. Oh. Uh-oh. Oh, that can't be good. Well, uh, the runner. Now you just try to huff it to land. [Music] Bro, that boat is taking a pounding.

1:01:09 Oh, that's nice. And people do this every year. At least we made it. But I guess so, but I don't I don't think that guy in the sky is there every year. I think that's a little new. Damn. Look at that boat. Okay, hold on, guys. It's also a dress. I'm assuming she is Ash's age. So, she's just like 10. Cool. I'm I'm assuming so. Speedboat on a It's wild to think that Misty was just a gym leader and she just abandoned her post. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, that's a good point, too. I forgot about that.

1:01:55 What? How are they How are they genuinely not dead? Like, that was so cool, though. Dude, that was so cool. That would be the coolest and most terrifying thing you would ever experience. Oh. Oh, I'm just having lunch. No biggie. Right. Two boats. And that's a freaking This one's about to just That's dual engine. That's an expensive speedboat. What? Uh, no shot. Okay. That's That's not how boats work. Oh, come on, dude. That what? Yo, it's

1:02:44 real windy, man. Oh, but like I told you guys, Wind Waker, you need any help? Well, like you said, you are a girl and you are his friend. The whole under part of the boat, you know. No, it's fine. It's made for steps. It's made for steps. It's got wheels under it. That's what's going on. on the boat Fitbit. It it it it shows specifically that's okay. Oh Jesus. There's actually probably Pokemon down there that are just kind of lifting it along the stairs. I can't believe our luck. Yeah, Pikachu. Just bailing up all the time. I love Team Rocket. I do. They ever succeed? They have to at least like succeed in an episode or something, right? So in the games it's weird,

1:03:30 right? Cuz in Gen One it is Team Rocket and I think Gen two it's also Team Rocket but then after that like Gen 3 I think it was like Team Magma and Team Aqua or something like that depending on the game you got and it kind of progresses like each game has like a new Team Rocket per se. Okay. But in the show as far as I know it's always been Team Rocket but again I I haven't watched New Pokemon so I have no idea what's going on in New Pokemon. Huh. Was that Prepare for more trouble than you? Oh my god. Make it double. We're on the big screen. Odd to catch this on video. And our ship has finally come in. Bro, what are they doing? This is This

1:04:17 is why you don't give a 10-year-old the charge of the boat. Yeah, it's just a bunch of 10-year-olds attempting manslaughter right now. Party like I told you to. We wouldn't be stranded out here on this island. Why did you come this far on a Oh, different attitude every single day. Oh, you'll get used to it when you could have just taken the boat back home. I love Is his sound just a scream? I think so. [Applause] Oh, the beautiful Zaptose. It's a legendary bird. I mean, what kind of sound you think that bird makes? I don't know. I would imagine like Yeah. It really is.

1:05:02 Pikachu. It's like what? Pikachu. I feel like you're kind of pissing in the wind with that one, bud. Like that will never not be funny. Everything tastes like blue raspberry. Pikachu is pretty tough, but Z doesn't even feeling it attack. What's amazing is that somebody had to record that in studio. Yeah, just it's saying, "What are you doing over here on fire?" I can't not hear it now, dude. Good questions. Bro, I hate you so much.

1:05:50 I'm going to ruin every Pokemon for you now. [Laughter] used to rule me as my own from this day forward. Oh, I guess Maltra flew to Coop. So, it's it's no checks and [Music] balances. So, now they're squares and they're not hula hoops anymore. Yeah. Why has there not been like a heavy metal remix for Zapto? What? Okay, now he's actually kidnapping. I feel like it counts as kidnapping.

1:06:37 Even if it is just the Pokemon. Those are like legendary Pokemon. One of a kind. Yeah. It's bad enough like he's he's hurting an actual animal. Like that's upsetting. But like now he's actually just stealing children. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's, you know, it Pokemon's a dangerous world. You know, it's a bold choice. Articuno, the real guy usually have to be a DC movie actor to pull some [ __ ] like that. Allegedly, Zapdos and Moltra. I'm just imagining someone in this tune record this.

1:07:23 Hey, louder. Disturb not the harmony of Why is Zapos out of all of them? Bless these Titans. Huh? It means don't hurt the balance or it's going to be hell to pay. What kind of trainer are you? I'm afraid I'm not a trainer, young lady. Isn't Isn't the slogan for the thing got to catch them all? Will be legendary. Sensors indicate our takuno is I shall release you from the t giant tea diffuser. Excuse me. Okay, so the thing it keeps showing doesn't look like that thing though. Am I Am I crazy? Like the thing with the the one that has the blue eyes that look like it's flying around. Doesn't look exactly like that. But am I It okay looked more sleek. I don't know. Yeah, they're not the same thing. Oh. Oh, I

1:08:10 thought you meant they are the same thing. No. If Have If Have If Have If Have If Have If Have If Have If Have If Have If Have If you noticed, at one point he said that once he catches Articuno, the real prize shows up. Oh, okay. Okay. I I was just thinking that somehow Yeah. like they would combine. Oh, I see what you're saying. Like like a Megazord. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Could it be her? Yeah. Pokemon just evolve. They just have evolution. Legendaries though. Although some have mega evolutions. Oh my god. What? I mean, Articuno is the best bird. Let's be real. I mean, not after I heard Zapdos right there. I mean, that man's

1:08:57 kind of sold me, dude. Yeah. Yeah. At least this one sounds like a bird. Like, their purpose is not yet clear. Tens of thousands of making their way toward the island. Uh, what? waters of the islands. Damn, this is a Pokemon trainer's dream. Professor Felina Ivy to help shed some light on this. This is a Team Rocket dream. Many different cultures named this area, specifically the islands of fire and ice. Oh my god, he has one of those pens. The source, if you will, of all the waters of the world, that is amazing. Those 90s, early 2000 [ __ ] ever, bro. An entire planet. The Pokemon seem to be gathering. That was really heartfelt. But like

1:09:44 this dude's awesome. Damn right. They're like, "Maybe we shouldn't have let the 10-year-old take the speedboat out in this." Yeah. It seems like it could have been a mistake. Oh, the whole ocean's just frozen. Oh, okay. It could have [ __ ] Articuno is just like y'all. The other birds are gone. I'm freezing every thing. I'll be You will be fine. We got to do something. We have to settle those free. Yeah. Damn. Bea's savage. Right. Jesus. That bold bold plan, Ash. Just just headbutted. That'll get the job done. also like am I crazy or is the

1:10:32 professor guy probably his dad? There is that is another theory. That is a theory. There's quite of a few theories but that is a theory. Yes. Like Mans was just stopping by on a bicycle at his mom's house. Like people think that that's like why he gave Ash the Pokemon to begin with. Why he's always around. There's a lot of rumors about Ash's dad. I mean, you know, time to turn up the heat. Bit of AAM's razor on that one. Well, if things are going to start to get ugly, we might as well try wheezing. I was like, you mean they might actually help? Try wheezing. Going to weeze on this. What? He's just headbutting it. Use poison sting.

1:11:20 Fun fact, Arbok is just Cobra backwards. I choose you. Oh my god. You want you want to guess what a P evolution is? I What? Echkins. Oh my god. Snake backwards, I'm guessing. Yeah. Christ. Stayed up late on that one, huh? Damn right. Hey, man. There's like over a thousand Pokemon now. Okay. Oh [ __ ] Ah. Oh, so they didn't free the one that's just a constant scream, right? Not yet at least. Damn. Was that just like a friendly little zap? Like, thanks, bro. I I Yeah.

1:12:08 Well, I think it's that with the balance is that they constantly fight. [Music] And they and like them fighting keeps things in check. have those. Oh god, I can't unhear it now. Yo, they are going to kill everyone on this ship, bro. Like, thanks for saving us, but uh the ship's going down. [Music] Dude, he doesn't care at all. Yeah, my man's just whatever. Okay, I'm so casual about this. Like, yo, he busted the tip. exactly anywhere without that. Hey, the boat. Oh, okay. That's

1:12:58 lucky. Dude, the CGI though. Is he about to pull some like that villain like this was my plan all along to crash this ship? Oh my god, [Music] bro. That you'd be in so much pain. [Music] All right. And they were never heard from again. Oh, there. Oh, they just they just going. Yo, mad respect for just hitting the ground running, though. Like, oh. Oh, that can't be good. Droppings. [Music] E, that would be pretty bad. Yeah, those are some big birds.

1:13:46 That'd be a lot of [ __ ] Oh. Oh, you know that might be helpful in there. Oh, I I I feel like at this point they're actually just helping. What's that sound? Quick. We need this. They're like, we got to get the hell out of here. Like, what are you going to do in that that Bro, that is insane. I'm telling you, dude. This has so many Wind Waker vibes right now. It's kind of wild. Oh, can talk. Oh, right. Like listening. Oh, he's got like a eyes on the back. What? You think his brother's name is Sofa?

1:14:36 That's so, you know, no one can stab him in the back, you know, being a king and all. Fire Island. Oh. Oh, that's actually kind of dope. Yeah, I know. But how'd you know my name? He's like some guy from the forest came and told me. Like, yeah. So, you just have to go that way. Cut it out. Yeah, it should work. Is this kid going to die again? He's going to die again. [Music] Oh, what? That thing's sick. A great guardian. Pokemon Silver's better than Pokemon Gold. I can't believe y'all know

1:15:22 Lugia. They say Lugia. Yeah, Lugia better than Ho. That's I was going to call it a a a water like a water dragon. It's magnificent. What the the beast of the sea? What the hell is he in? Why is everything so extra? He could have just had a telescope. I don't know, man. He's a whack job. It's got to be perfectly stabilized. Like at this point, you know, at this point, I think these are like trust fun kids and it's just like they're so bored. They don't know what to do. Soon belong. Look at that. Look at that. He doesn't need them. The beast of the sea will soon belong to me. Oh, that really I rewinded twice for that?

1:16:09 Yeah. Could have just told me you wanted to hear that part cuz I already kn the first time. Oh, [Laughter] well. Okay, bro. Lugia is such a cool Pokemon. Oh, damn. All three of them are going at it. This looks bad. No, he is now my favorite [Music] Pokemon. Yeah, I get that probably would with the climate really bad, I would assume.

1:16:54 Oh, are you out your goddamn mind? What are Ash and his friends? Incredibly ballsy to be right there. Save a little worry for us. That can shoot the elements. We should really be worried about. Let's Let's ride in a helicopter by them and watch. Oh, the land ones can show up now. Wait, sis. When can he use flamethrower? Who? Gyarados. Gyarados wasn't using flamethrower. That was that was rewind a second. That was Gyarados using flamethrow right there. You're definitely seeing [ __ ] That's hyperbeam. Oh, come on. See that? That I That's what I've been saying this whole time and no one since Hyperbeam. Yeah. Damn.

1:17:43 I didn't think I thought it was at first that you were talking about, but yeah, it's just Hyperbeam. No, that makes sense. I was like, dude, I saw him doing the thing and I was like, wait, what? can bring together the treasures to help the W's great guardian. If I was Ash, I'd be kind of upset. They didn't kind of tell me how heavy this actually was, right? Like you're just like, "Yeah, there's been chosen ones before." Like no big deal. You get a little smooch on the cheek, you get a little festival, you get a little banquet and like everybody's like, "Yeah." Like it's like an afternoon show. Another thing is like, "Oh, wait till tomorrow." Yeah. The world would have ended. Yeah. Like what? Yeah. He would have had all three by then. Yeah. If we were to, you know, the uh the Lugie talking about you. I'm the chosen one. Yes, you idiot.

1:18:31 Well, right now I wish my mom had named me Bob instead of Ash. This whole thing is my fault, bro. You know what? He's taking it in stride. I respect it. Well, I guess I got [Music] Can you play the electric one song? Right. Ah. Beautiful. Just screaming the mic at it, dude. I can never not hear Zapdos the same ever again. You know what's crazy? For the movies being this old that is just very pretty. Must go only where your heart leads. Maybe I home. I'm going home. Yeah, I'm going home. Bye. They are fighting on that island.

1:19:18 I can Can you lead them to another direction? Possibly. Okay. Snorlux. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Treasure. Okay. But what if I mess up? But that dude can fly. Why can't he just take him there? We know you can. I mean, maybe he will. Yeah, you're right. Oh, it's it's talk time now, boys. He's going to walk, dude. He already turned it back. He did. Dude, I hate walking in snow. Same. What? Yeah, we'll just take that. Wait,

1:20:04 what? Is he wind surfing? I don't know. Oh, he just stole a piece. Oh, that's just a piece of it. Time now. Yo, like why not just carry us over there? Like Lugia is flying behind them like all right. Oh, you're about to catch the [Music] helicopter. What? Bro, they just straight up crashed. Oh my god. There's launch pad pilot in this thing. I think [Music]

1:20:49 so. I will say this one is definitely more intense than the first [Music] one. Like the stakes seem way [Music] higher. Oh, he is helping. That's why he couldn't carry them. Okay, that makes sense. Oh, yo, you better hold on, dude. Oh. Uhoh. Yo, did he retract Charizard or did Charizard just retract himself? He said, "I'm not doing this anymore. I'm done. Bye." Fun fact, Charizard like the the one that he has that that Pokemon's only like 5'4. We'll never get there now.

1:21:35 Yeah, he's actually like really short. Okay. Huh? Oh my god. Are they actually going to be useful? We're here for trouble. We're certainly going to burst his bubble. Oh my. Causing tribulation. We've undergone the transformation. I love them. We're going to do something nice for a change. Jesse. James. Now, team unscrupulous. Being good guys for once would be super dupous. Yo, we definitely need to watch the ban Pokemon episode. It involves them and it's glorious. I just feel like Meowth goes home every night and he's like if there's like a Mrs. Meowth, he's like, "Jesus Christ, the stories I have to tell you today. Those two dumb asses." He's like, "One

1:22:22 day I'm going to hurt myself." The Meowth Chronicles. Yeah. His wife His wife's name is Wanda. It's like Wanda, I'm telling you. They're talking about vacation. When have they ever done their job? [Music] Damn. They have to get this orb and come back. What? You know what? I If it works, it works. This whole movie and driving boats on land is blowing my mind right now. Well, it's on snow. Okay, that Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Take it back. We're going into a cave. I spoke too soon. Remember, no. Why is there snow behind them? That just

1:23:09 goes to show no matter how dry it is, you can still fit it in the hole. Hey, [Music] that's a lie. Don't do [Music] that. How is it not popped? I sure Ash. Come on. Front front and center. Watch. It's not there. Oh, is that dude going to St. Oh, no. It's there. I was like, "Is that [ __ ] stealing it?" The other guy. True. Where is he? Yeah, Captain Trust Fund. Captain Trust Fund. Pikach Pikachu is the one in charge. He said, "Snap out of it." [Music]

1:23:55 You Hello. That was close. Oh. Oh, that's not good. Oh, they going to kill. Yo, what's my man doing to that rock? Oh my god. Are they going to kill each other, bro? This man's just running down ice. Are you kidding me? It's They got the stability of a Skyrim horse. We got it. Get on. Oh, now. Okay, let's go. You know what? Fine. He's like, look, he's like, they're distracted with each other. Leave Team Rocket. Yo, Nah, now leave. Oh, I thought, bro,

1:24:44 I thought he was going to get gun. You They're on the foot. Hold on tight, bro. That would be horrifying. The three of us are too heavy. Let's try Weight Watchers. It's too late for that. Too late if you really stick to the program. They may not make it back. Was that a sponsor segment? I don't even know. I have no idea. It's amazing though. Team Rocket. We did the right thing. I know we did the right thing, Jesse. I What? This is it then. Let's not say goodbye. Let's just say they did that with the actual

1:25:31 They thought they were going to die though. They did. They're like, "Oh [ __ ] we're alive." Why are there so many Pokemon? The Pokemon Civil War has begun. It does look like that's about to happen. That can make all the difference is you. Let's be honest, that's Pikachu who actually knew was Yeah, he he's steering the ship. Yeah, true. Except for that guy. I feel like he's been Let's hope pulling the strings the whole time. Been waiting at like the finish. True. Like, all right, you know, whenever you get here, we can get our [ __ ] done. Ash, they they can't hear you. Oh god. Oh, yeah. You know what? I guess we probably shouldn't have forgot about him. Oh, that guy is such a

1:26:19 [Music] [ __ ] Oh. Oh, bro. Oh my god. I think that guy might be dead. I hope. Oh, he did break off the things. That's good. You better get to crying cuz he's dead again. Oh [ __ ] What the be alone cuz he's got me man. Green shirt kid is really not pulling his weight. I know. Like no he isn't. Dude, he has just kind of been like a Is he

1:27:04 like a sherpa? Does he just carry their [ __ ] for him? Like got they just swapped him with Brock, I

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