Pokemon: Gotta Watch 'Em All! | Pokemon Arecus and the Jewel of Life | Pokemon Movie Podcast

0:00 [Music] good morning everybody welcome back to pokemon gotta watch them all the podcasts we watch all the pokemon movies we talk about the parts we love the parts we hate and then we rank them so you don't have to well it'd be nice if you did if you want to

0:45 watch you can watch the movie with us and then watch the podcast and comment and be like oh i hated this part you guys suck at making lists i'm osmo anyway uh this week we you guys remember from episode guaranteeing a lot me and tv didn't use poison power when i was asleep even if he watches the video he can't comment it's fine but yeah so last episode for giratina you guys saw we had some weird mix-up stuff with a wedding and stuff and now there's a connor hi connor hi welcome he's going to be on this episode uh he gets to talk about the movie but dante's already sent me his impressions too and he's just ashamed dante's in counseling for the divorce

1:32 i'm sorry it's you know i get it things happen we're humans it's not real it's a joke i'm sorry dante and dante's wife told me that's daunting i didn't know if we could say her name tony you're gonna get the mca for saying her name no no i'm gonna get gfc i'm gonna get my ass beat by tony next time i see you don't even mention the kid anyway so this week we watched pokemon arceus and the jewel of life what did you guys think of this movie [Music] so i've been kind of disconnected but i thought like for pokemon movies pretty good yeah yeah now so you you've watched your tina i i've been watching like sometimes you

2:17 guys will watch them and throw them on discord yeah i think you're in manafeed too right i like the early ones and i've seen like a long time ago i've seen like cars and stuff and i was like some kids because you were there for celebi right now no but selfie is one of my favorites okay oh no you were there yeah again that's all nostalgia so yeah yeah that movie is this time uh yes oh no don't worry i was there

3:05 when they were watching youtube returns just forever because like the whole time that i was watching that movie i was like oh so we can come sit and he sticks today and i was like yeah so like they were talking about this like john said this happened i'm like that's definitely justin you were here for it but john was like i forgot sweet [ __ ] was in the movie i was like sweet goon forgot sweet goodness oh i remember liking heroes a lot too years ago so if this movie was an ego it's pokemon wait it was eager this this movie will be pokemon okay oh pokey name's the title pokeman if you want to collab she's in the top but she's not okay we're gonna tell you girls game of the year yeah i think she did congratulations let me know i know you

3:50 watch way to go um valkyrie she watches the podcast you know her you know her uh username is osmosis yeah oh my god it's her burner account danny will stop insulting us most of the students yeah i will thought great about the rumor anyway let's talk about arceus and the jewel of life good flick enjoyable so it's the tail end of a trilogy of sinnoh movies well there's technically four of them but it's whatever what are you doing over there okay i didn't cover up letters in the world i know exactly what you did right next to each other anyway so this is the third in a trilogy so the cinema movies for the most part we don't count [ __ ] uh zoro zohar and but either way they're all tied together every one of

4:36 these movies next to each other which makes them amazing i just wish pokemon did more of this uh but we start the world of pokemon it's a battle between cynthia's garchomp and palmer's milotic i already have a problem yeah cynthia has no [ __ ] idea what a type is and it pissed me off because she's the [ __ ] champion no no no no she's so badass sure maybe it was her last month then she's like fire attack fire attacks good against this fair title work what the [ __ ] you are the champion no wonder

5:21 palmer is the battle tower leader which is the honor i saw palmer and i'm like i've i've seen this man but i forgot who he was i thought in my notes initially i had put walkner's dad is that who this guy is again i don't remember he's also the person that got the closest to actually beating cynthia locations yeah i remember nothing about this man then his visual like his physical appearance i knew nothing else about him um yeah that was a cool battle winning a city tower later i couldn't tell you somebody yeah okay i thought so i have no idea i remember him yeah he's never been like he looks like faulkner he's like i'm depressed because no one battles me you know palmer's like the happy vulcan yeah yeah yeah but anyway that battle is cool

6:07 but we're back with ash dawn and brock we're on another adventure but now an unfortunate encounter has given birth to a new hatred and we're talking about the dialga versus palkia versus giratina but they're not really verses for long because then [ __ ] changes and now it's a 3v1 it's pretty cool um connect can i ask a quick question what's up not sidereel um who's your favorite of that trio because okay that's fair i feel like the popular one generally is diagonal and i don't [ __ ] get it that's fine on that one you like bubble gum dragon better yeah i think he looks i think like general like build wise he's a lot cooler than a giant armored dress here's a horse with long head

6:53 so here's my thing i don't know if you heard during dark ride but like i get horny for this jen i this is the first gen where i jump great there's the first gen where i oh [ __ ] now you have to pick him for this movie because you broke his so uh just put him back there without the ear just put the ear next to him really yeah he lost it his thing is so fragile it's pretty garbage i thought about gluing it together but so uh when it comes to gen four uh this is the only time that i like audrey unassembly falls off the board actually no because it's crystalline this is the only time that i like all the legendary and mythicals so like there's not one that i like more than the other you're tina though it's a [ __ ] dragon bro i'm a bigger fan of the origin form yeah i don't like the

7:39 six chunky legs personally the 666s well what about what about the primal form for them that we're getting in diamond and pearl no i'm honestly waiting to see what happens they haven't shown the logo yes it's very hot there's six next like six i think wings and six legs yeah they're just gonna have the characters oh anyway now we're seeking an answer beyond time and space arceus uh time is time to observe the jewel of life something like that anyway arceus is like hey i'm god say it say it in the right voice hi oh my god and i'm pissed off my notes i call this because my notes literally say

8:25 insert arceus voice jokes okay i will say most of the time it's not as bad as you guys were joking about it it's definitely not what it should have been yeah it should have been it should it should have been dan green at the lease yeah so we mentioned uh during they couldn't even know he'd be too powerful we mentioned that like arceus has a very nerdy voice um i think in the moments where arceus is flexing that he's god it sounds very strange when he's yelling it's fine i think when he's just talking he's like are you the one who saved me child oh do you see that i think it's the other way i think he's trying to be like i'm god smite me i'm like you're right

9:10 he's like damos do you like me i like you damos i'm cool with that because the voice is coming from somebody you can't take seriously like it's like like if i went on danny's channel to try to pick i'm the mayor it doesn't hit the same because i don't give off that kind of presence because i sound like a [ __ ] danny on the other hand completely different aesthetic he did here first i don't sound like a [ __ ] all right i'm just saying you stumble like a man come on man don't don't kill yourself get out of my [ __ ] podcast you're gonna get your content yeah divorcee of the year we are going to somehow it's a bit it's a bit awful it's gonna come in next episode like so stun bit daniel watch the podcast she's gonna

9:56 he's blocking he'd be like uh watch darkrai and she liked it yeah tony's gonna be standing behind the camera the whole time um anyways we got a flashback arceus is talking to some human and he's all pissed off he's like the human beings must be brought to justice and racist thank you and then title card arceus and the jewel life anyway the gang's marching through some corn because why not i i don't know why they're walking through corn but they are um because it's fertile land because guess what they're about to do that's fair it's good let's make food and then the adventure starts countries [Laughter]

10:44 uh arbor town anyway so they stumble upon this beautiful lake by meschina town uh it's beautiful very nice little cottage area a bunch of trees lakes stuff like that it's awesome everyone lets out the pokemon for lunch they go for some swim brock still has the same three pokemon all season just sudowoodo hapini and krogank yeah and two out of three of those are great you're gonna insult my hulk and hippini i i forget was oh was that the bit she was like wicked strong yeah okay [Music] they're cool swimming in the water having a good time and weasel's just swimming around with that peony like

11:30 wait a second watermelons what and the kids like lunch time this is led to one of my favorite lines yeah when the two kids come in and say they were just cooling down i was like why are watermelons i guess you you keep water no cause like you just cut open a watermelon eat it like cold watermelon is great but i've never been like well just pick this watermelon time to cool it down oh my favorite is when ash comes up with two of them like damn they gave ash melon it is these two kids are up with blue hair and they're like hey those are ours don't touch our watermelon so i talked about dawn

12:15 without her beanie and i'm upset i do like the hair dawn's hair and like the the whole swimming garb it's nice it's nice um but these kids run up like hey you those are our watermelons they're cooling off you want them but basically these kids came up with their home like their own story like there was no like but we really want these watermelons like those are ours but if you battle us you can have some so then they battle oh that brock's not a reasonable adult like brock's the only he's like in his 20s at this point right so like he should be like hey children we should probably think reasonably here he's just like sure go for it beat their ass i'll be the ref so the new kids start battling ash and dawn so i remember i'm not a i don't dislike diamond pearl's intro it's just not one of my favorites right

13:01 but bruh something about this just [ __ ] you know that the version of it that hollowness in your chest was really excited yeah i felt that hard i was like you know for for putting my interest on and said like six or seven out of ten yeah this is a solid one i love just watching this fight but anyway the two blue haired kids are like yo beautify and hair across i choose you now we have a star avia we have some other pokemon we have we have a veneering with ice cream we have a mammoth wine so instead of going after any flying and bug types we send out piplup and pikachu keep in mind shot that hair across and i hate that

13:46 that was like mega word pet go at it it's like a crust there's a point in that fight where i'm like how the [ __ ] the pikachu get the high yeah because everybody watches his hair watches it and i was like okay and then pikachu just shows up i'm like how'd you get up there yeah it's the power of the unknown yeah um yeah uh yeah so they're fighting back and forth so on pivx launched in the air beautifully goes to shadowball or something i don't know pikachu blocks it i got a text from becca and it's like if dante interrupts anybody just yell at him and i said don't worry he's not here but we ripped on him plenty in the last episode she just goes oh it's amazing um see as the battle is

14:31 going on the crowd starts to form everyone's getting excited um the launch thing explosion oh no how do we win this [ __ ] pretty cool whirlpool thunder shot combination that just obliterates hair right across and beautiful wins i'm just glad whirlpool is useful in the movies yeah it's useful it's like i'm just saying like the combo moves like that like outside of like the ones the starters get i would love to see like more different combo moves so these would make bad a little bit more dynamic it would be pretty great game freak you're sleeping on this so the anime makes those uh contests look so [ __ ] beautiful that makes me it makes me want to actually change this [ __ ] like major essentially like this is yeah to do contests because those battles are [ __ ] beautiful and more

15:17 exciting than the actual pokemon league um so yeah the gang they win they get the watermelon this is great these are our new friends canta and caco those are the kids can't say that i just did but danny that's what falcon and then when i sold your results did you not even watch this did anyone besides danny watch falcon in the window that's what this is all about racism um so uh kanta's like while you're here in machina town you gotta check out the ruins they're beautiful you can't miss it while you're here so the gang says let's go to the villains i love this scene because when i was watching it they're like like you gotta visit the ruins and brock is like that's weird that's not on the brochure and i was like i'm pretty sure if locals are walking up to people going yo if you're here you got to go see the real like that should be on the [ __ ] brochure

16:03 yeah it's not the berkshire i know i was like what um so the game is like cool let's do that and they walk up to this like gorgeous space it's like a big waterfall huge lake you see the ruins on top yeah my favorite is these people like you gotta see the ruins and then you get there it's like well you gotta climb mountains to get there but beautiful ruin listen you have a star after fly up there no dash don't think good pikachu exactly um yeah while they're checking this out just a strange ass portal opens up in the water and just a big [ __ ] vortex starts spinning we don't really know what's happening but like what the hell um and then these two trainers are like wait a minute i'm sensing something it's a thunder creature and they're creature master so they go into this because

16:49 we learned that these people at least the one is a descendant of damos who's an important plot figure for arceus or arceus [ __ ] um yeah but in the past they don't have these things classified as pokemon they're magical creatures that do things so i don't know why sheena who will be admitted why she calls them creatures she's here that she knows their pokemon so i don't know if it's like an honor thing like my ancestors used to call magical creatures thus i will tell you i'm sure she calls them pokemon later in the movie though right but like here she's like the thunder creature and the creature so that that's what made me think so i hadn't seen this movie before and that's what made me think i'm like oh she's like a time traveler or something right and it's like talks

17:36 to tom no um so yeah the vortex open up more they suck and pikachu and piplup oh no they're gonna die but this lady with the thunder creature talk is like hey dialga i can really use your help right now and in a blink of an eye dog is like you asked for help picks up pikachu the lady i popped off just a little bit because i'm like wait wait wait wait so just well mike the first phrasing was so deep i mean we can say it on youtube yeah so i was like so diablo is just a symptom now that just comes out at this woman's backhand i'm sitting here watching with chris and he's like so is the yoga sip or does this woman own one because i need answers i'm like so if in this trilogy it's very much

18:24 like there's one right there one day there is this is a pokemon that represents time and controls time and stuff like i should like do yeah i'm like you've seen this [ __ ] like 80 times in the same calculus you've seen them there you go tons of times at this point you should just be like oh dad oh there he is yeah like what's up hey buddy i know him he's a friend from work i'll go with argument's sake that aligning with the anime there's this big time

19:09 and that's what i justified again i'm just like cause you're not telling me you see a big dinosaur walk out of space and you'll be like oh [ __ ] and then you see it again four months later you're gonna be like oh hey it's that guy but keep in mind how much [ __ ] do you see in the pokemon world though yeah or like you see in time dinosaurs every [ __ ] day because i'm not yeah no i saw a giant bird in a mythical island where i was the chosen one there was a bunch of onions that were flying around which time no but like a dog went i was like ocean thing king danny i just i feel like ash is amazing i flew around in some sea spaghetti you are some nautical pasta no one i like them i threw a fetus into a lake it was crazy it became nautical can you

19:55 imagine since ash's tent if this is just happening during his weekend with his mom so like his mom has like partial custody and he goes back to that what happened daddy i went they just explained all the regions yeah he's watching on tv a dog kidnapped my mom a little girl i said you are mama took it away for an adventure i did some time traveling we ate some cherries that was the most relaxing part of it i meant oak when he was a kid [Laughter] um jesus christ yeah so dayalga's like ooh our time stops the portals saves the pokemon this is great should i say this next bit sure and then [ __ ] guarantina is still pissed off and decided that he wasn't

20:41 done [ __ ] open a portal and said come here [ __ ] and they start i'm gonna love it i love that continuity actually that guarantees like hey [ __ ] you think we're done yes what's up i knew it smelled like [ __ ] remember when you time moved me [ __ ] i reset the router no more i switched to 5g i also love the transition when he comes in and out of the portals of like origin to normal to like overworld purple like trends yeah because that was really cool is such a [ __ ] awesome wait and like i still like how it was still like like the reflective service like you saw it form and then yeah i know what's happening i just want a shot of dialogue seeing that it's like ah

21:27 i thought i got rid of you like you in the neck so as their fight's going on the woman she's like oh no now transcend the confines of time and space giratina please stop energy guaranteed is like i'm pissed off shut the [ __ ] up i counted the time to the time she heard that i was guessing like nine uh you're you're close okay uh but yeah cause i like she said the first time and i'm just like we're gonna hear this a lot i'm gonna start marking that do you want to the final now or wait till you get oh yeah sure uh seven that's not that bad yeah no no i i honestly thought it would be way worse i'm gonna get it tattooed on my neck like tallies just come up but the words transcend the yeah yeah get it really small that is just one two three four five six seven that's being comics what's uh yes

22:15 to go over or above thanks brock that was my favorite like just brock didn't need to say it like someone's like transcends like transcend needs to go over or above something like i said that yesterday yeah i know yeah yeah i didn't get it and now i do it so daddy for uh we were playing d and somebody was like yeah this person has transcended i was like that needs to go above or over i guess buddy just ignored me i just really want ash to be like yeah cool except that's just like oh let me step up because we're still in the intro i'm sorry anyway ash is like giratina please stop fighting diabetes like oh [ __ ] you that little dude all right i'll calm down uh so diago's like all right we good because i'm gonna leave and that's when a woman's like hey by the way giratina

23:02 please stop it's all misunderstanding and guaranteeing is like you know what i felt that i'm good you're good just stop [ __ ] up the reverse world he goes away i'm gonna go kill john walker ash is [ __ ] suicidal he ran in on this fight i'm just like yeah he does this every movie ever he has a deathwish he's gonna say secondly this is my favorite pokemon kingdom hearts crossover she can connect with the hearts of pokemon i'm like ah cool cool cool cool when's the heartless pokemon coming here because okay there we go those are pokemon forever ash gets a keyblade and dawn will still be more useful than kyrie he's all wrong though yeah but he's right connor's like i'm here for one episode i need to pop off this woman explains she's like i connect

23:47 to the hearts of pokemon et cetera et cetera she says hi i'm sheena this is my friend kevin you don't need to know his name fine kevin i am the guardian of who's ruined sheena and i'm kevin he introduced himself my legs came out from underneath me dude you know his name just didn't translate well it literally doesn't all the time we see brock get left behind the last two movies that's just kevin now i bet she was keanu that's his name sheena kiana he's like almost say i mean it sounds like a good pair yeah um so sheena's all like oh nice pikachu she pets it and she's like by the way there's a guy we know you know he's an electric master along this electric creature and like right here is where i was like oh no they about to ruin this trilogy

24:33 with another prophecy [ __ ] [ __ ] you'll be like by the way you're electric kid like you guys disturb not the harmony of fire ice and lightning all over i was the only problem interested in is what are you talking about okay i watched this this morning so i just precious in my head probably uh he hits on china uh by saying like it was fake because i faithfully scraped my elbow today and you can faithfully yeah he's like blocks elbow fate that's right i love that oh that's right he said something about stroking him with her hand yeah yeah yeah yeah i was like can you rock hold it on my man you're gonna get a little too i respect [Music]

25:19 [Laughter] didn't leave he was hanging out in the air you're tina did he's buying it he's flying around um sheena didn't dismiss him yet so anyway they're talking about the whole thing brock flirts crow gunk poison jab uh and also more portals start to open up which grabs dialga creates more vortexes and they're like oh no what could stop this water water dragon every hockey it shows up the same thing yeah cause they're friends now every time the water uh like is affected by one of the monsters the water level in the lake lowers and you can see more and more on the bottom of the lake and i'm like i respect that i respect that they cared enough to put that detail i noticed it later with team rocket yeah but uh yeah i didn't notice that but the site where i watched this you can like when somebody comments and make an

26:06 account comments show up at certain points and somebody's like notice the water and i was like what [Laughter] emerges from portals starts yeah foggy merch from the portal breaks the vortexes safe diagonal they're friends now sheena says i connect to their hearts hey guys by the way the fight you were doing please stop like we're all friends now they said oh cool then they go home uh team rocket doing team rocket things don't need any more right now uh so we cut to the ruins the gang's inside they're like ooh rocks and stuff sheena and kevin are like yo check out this weird machine here this is the time space axis yeah the

26:52 same as every [ __ ] machine in every pokemon movie where they ever have a machine it's a weird steampunk and pinkery it looks exactly it looks great it looks exactly like the doomsday device from alamos it looks like all of that [ __ ] yeah it looks like all of it that's what it looks like like squiggly metal bits that [ __ ] wiggle still it looks cool it does so this is the time space axis we use this to track the changes of the world that's how we basically tracked everything that occurred in the last two movies which i love that con dude yeah it's it's so [ __ ] amazing and we mentioned guaranteeing i love that continuity except for one thing it locks in my [ __ ] you talk to my pulpit i i am responsible for that because he may be stopping um but yeah so they show like them going

27:39 around like hey when diagon pakia in uh alamos we were there uh zero with giratina we were there watched him get arrested yeah they're like we've seen it all because this machine's told us about it we just show up hella late for it but we end up going there anyway um yeah so like yeah the machine shows us all the [ __ ] whatever arceus he's that guy in the center he's the one we pay attention to but around it are all the dimensions our dimension guarantee is reverse world it's uh palkia space place diago's time temple and arceus is aviaryatory calm down in the falcon space class um but they're like yeah arceus created the entire world and the alternate dimensions because he's god uh there's an omen that says gear uh giratina arceus will

28:24 wake up soon and he's just gonna [ __ ] up our human race he's like why would he do that well we've got a story for you oh by the way she can't talk to angry pokemon a thousand years ago it's made me think like that plot point about her not being able to talk to angry pokemon is going to be very prevalent in the future so you think of like i imagine that in in the games uh our kids just woke up and a [ __ ] 10 year old kid the first thing he does is [ __ ] capture him he wakes up at the first thing so i wanted to check on this there's no legal i think there's one legal arceus correct like in game like it was a distribution but it wasn't the original one they did like a it was like a 20th anniversary they gave out like all the myths

29:11 month after month because i think they were supposed to distribute the flute or whatever you needed to do the rcs event yeah but they never did that so you need like a an action replay to go through that i did that yes i died yeah he kicked my ass yeah i used the masterpiece i put on my that that fight in the game is like actually smart yeah he like future sighted hyper beam and i'm like you got to recharge and it was like future site yeah smartest is dog smarter than me he's a llama this guy's a llama that's a stomach you're stuck in a face therefore god backwards is llama but no i i thought about that i was like

29:56 i don't know if you could legally have arceus in the games but then i thought about the distribution where they did one every month it was like like 2015 or something i don't know the 20th anniversary yeah because they did here i think they're about their first moon as well didn't they when sun moon they started doing like all of them in shiny i think it was like yeah i think that's what i'm doing yeah i think that's what it is the yellow perfect pistol but anyway why is arceus mad why does he want to kill the humans well i've got a story for you argues plans to bring the entire human race to justice arceus lost some life plates while protecting the earth from meteorites you know meteors were coming to slam anarchy has said no stop ethereum knocked him out yeah uh so um of all the plates

30:42 right uh he gives away dragon and uh the only move in pokemon which is introduced in fourth gen that involves meteor is draco meteor which is a dragon type so if you tried to guard against the dragon move with the dragon plate it would be super effective so he gives away the dragon plates he's just like nah that's why i almost died smart you know what i'll take that i like that i was gonna say like well you didn't give it up to say they rationalize it differently but i see your point yeah no i i like that um that's a new candidate he said more than just that but he's like yeah i'm gonna [ __ ] my weakness the thing that hurt me was the thing i need to get what yeah no i like that uh nintendo hire me i or me for canines what type of time run uh they're all dragons yeah spatial rend and uh

31:30 yeah special awesome uh yeah our games lost some live plates they all fell out of his entity body whatever you know [ __ ] [ __ ] um and this guy who watched those things like oh no i have to help this pokemon so he gathered the life plates while we know that later but the the initial lore says pokemon moses exactly so arceus he's like hey here your plates arceus wakes up and says hey thank you in in thanking you i'm going to give you some plates my water grass ground electric and dragon plate these will merge together to become the jewel of life you will use this to it you hear me to fix their your land i will come back on the day the moon covers the sun the solar eclipse and i will take my my jewel of life back take care of it

32:15 and return it to me and we can be friends but damos didn't return the gem he [ __ ] up arceus's life and arch and he said oh no i'm set we don't know that yet we just know we know the basics but our case is like oh no i'm angry i'm gonna take a nap but when i wake up i'm gonna beat the [ __ ] out of you and everybody else you know i appreciate that energy i'm gonna [ __ ] up kevin he's the only one there when narcissus comes back he like comes back and it's just kevin like ah what do i do who are you he just kills kevin i respect you but die um if only i met you

33:01 meanwhile it's a weird setup the way they do it during the flashback we see that arceus has just woken up and is prepared to come back and then as they finish telling the story they realized the time space thing starts to [ __ ] up like oh no it's happening right now which i will say for that while they were showing like like the pictures like the waterfall projectors that was beautiful i really liked it i kept looking at the symbols on the ground because they have like uh icons of like palco diving and yeah just the style of those really cool yeah um so here's shannon's shayna who she is like i am descendant of deimos the guy who [ __ ] over arceus and i'm here to fix it because i currently have possession of the jewel of life so i'm going to give it back to him so

33:47 time-space axis is like hey by the way he's here they're like oh good thing besides that exposition out of the raid right before arceus woke up yeah it's perfect arcoos arsenio um [Laughter] archipelago so rcs emerges from this wormhole and it's just like time to die and just blast the [ __ ] something in the air [ __ ] so i thought it was draco meteor chris said that it was judgment and i think that that's correct i think it's actually this movie i thought because draco meteor is like one big that splits in the little ones too

34:33 okay i just assume you meant the idea you're falling was a dragon i forgot that that is also what i meant but i forgot that judgment was his signature movie because i forgot judgment existed because i've never had an arc i've never had an arceus and i've never fallen off right here we didn't cheat yeah oh i never caught because my thing was i didn't want to i could have just given myself an arceus but i wanted to do the challenge and get it legitimate how'd that work dumb kid you got hyper beam futuristic yeah i got comboed by a [ __ ] space llama dude you see it arceus blasts the sky starts hitting a bunch of [ __ ] in the ground i don't think anybody died at least not on screen but uh arceus starts to feel like demos and demos those kids are gone

35:18 and then sheena's like i'm apologizing i'm deimos's great great great great great granddaughter so good super great granddad please take the jewel and go the [ __ ] home and our case is like hmm you're up to some [ __ ] and this guy looks at it goes you failed and just like smashes this jewel like you think you can confuse me with something amazing well actually as you're having this conversation team rocket's like quick we should run out in front of god and steal it [Laughter] at any moment they touch a thing if it was a real one just they just disintegrate they're just dead i like to imagine argue sort of just allowed it like he sees him running in just overbearing they pick it up and run away like you sealed your fate and then just [ __ ] judgment the planet didn't have

36:04 it's not even judgment just a random lightning bolt like to disintegrate like what was that he was like smite even better team rocky grabs that they start running away and he goes both of them they think that that was the real one at this point i can do without team rocket and yeah they literally they i caught because later she gets the staff and that's really all yeah she exists for and they lose it like instantly and that kind of stuff i always like in the movies when they have to like team up with like work together yeah when like team rockets like well we might be bad guys but we live here you know like so i always like that and i kind of wish that would happen more yeah because the point uh that he makes i actually have that what is team rocket's purpose

36:50 just in the is it still are they still trying to get pikachu yeah yeah they want the pictures just give it up but not here for community rock is not even a thing anymore it's dissolved it's just those two okay they're just rocking their lives dog they're trying to they're they haven't oh my god i forgot about that i promise you that shit's not gonna fight back the traitor's like 80 and he uses his staff to walk they can literally eat the pikachu the pikachu won't know because it's [ __ ] blind radical also he [ __ ] surfaced too by the way it's like they can get so much puss by walking into the water that's that's like yeah the original

37:36 serving pikachu from the anime yeah ash tries to surf and like drowns and then gets sick yeah yeah he's a blind pikachu and he's just like his tail or something yeah i feel the weight i did i did a pokemon trigger the other day for some other channel and somebody's like i was losing really bad and this was like the last question it was everybody put in how many points they wanted to put i had zero and uh i was like puka and they got really quiet and the guy's like because he didn't think anybody was gonna get this and he looks like uh john's friend he wins like i got every question i didn't get it wrong because people are fascinated yeah but um but yeah team rocket they do a thing they are like let's steal the gem they can't because arcane's like it's fake crush uh and then he just obliterated

38:21 so he blows up the ruins team rocket go falling down into the water the gang somehow gets to safety sheena's like no arceus i swear i didn't know it was fake i thought that was the real thing i'm sorry please don't kill us and he's like i don't [ __ ] care uh and as he's just like he's skeletor pikachu oh [ __ ] you damos as he goes to attack the ruins again emerge from their portals to protect everybody then they're like don't worry we got you guys you helped us with our our relationship problems we'll save you archaea says [ __ ] stop smacks him to the ground do a little more crew tussling uh this is my favorite thing with arceus like every time they attack he just uses whatever plates he has available yeah so i don't know what type that is i don't know arceus is by color

39:06 but he just turns into a type that's like oh this doesn't affect me or like i'm saying additionally purple is dragon well there's poison too right so maybe you don't have fairy at some point i can maybe think also maybe ghost but ghost would still be hit by those moves so i can't wait i don't know psychics usually like pink yeah whatever he does just like stops stop your attacks and you can't hit us it's fine it could have been nice like could have just gone yeah he had ferry before it was cool [Music] is there a fairy plague did they like create i bet they're afraid there is just give it to your uh sylvia um yeah so he's like i'm gonna block all your [ __ ] don't worry about it

39:52 uh he slams it on the ground uh pikachu's like hey i can help fight these gods and his thunderball is the only thing that affects arceus and it's like oh no why did that hurt because arceus gave up the ground plate so he doesn't have resistance to electricity so that [ __ ] [ __ ] heard him which i like that like i thought it was fire and it confused the [ __ ] out of me i love that that people only think like electricity is the only thing that works and like he gave up like four other plates yeah you could use some others yeah so he gave up electricity to so it was the three they'd go into it later grass water ground to build the terrain and bring the city to life right electricity was to they say to meld them together yeah and

40:37 then dragon is going to yeah so that was that's the logic there so he's missing five plates which are essential to survive i don't mind um yeah the electric pisses him off he's like i'm done and then giratina comes in and says me too they battle a bit uh i love how they used phantom fours it's so cool ladies and gentlemen i'm gonna get this [ __ ] fades and then just [ __ ] goes for it and we get the updated spatial rand yeah which is a roar which i'm you know what for the looks of it alone i'm fine because it's like a tornado pink [ __ ] cool looking blast that envelops them in an orbit i love it yeah uh so that all these legendaries are fighting it's 3v1 our case is like sit the [ __ ] down but we're gonna keep fighting anyway

41:23 uh sheena goes hey um dialga can we use your help and he goes don't worry time funnel and he just happened to miss kevin and just grabbed everyone but [ __ ] set them back in time am i so they do it's like a vision and then but they're still effective yeah because they're on like a ledge where everything starts to shake and like we got to get out of here she goes yeah please so maybe it's just the scarab it does look like they're just existing watching i like this yeah because it was like the whole bit was before they fell she was she was like diago we have to go further back yeah i like to think dialogue was like i'll send you back you can fix this [ __ ] right and then like they did yeah they didn't do it and then they're like please send this back he's like

42:10 oh what the [ __ ] you couldn't do it fine oh my god give me an extra 24. yeah what the heck you guys couldn't do that so yeah diago sends them back in time and they see the events of like arceus coming back to get the jewel of life and be like hey thank you for returning at damos he does this whole like hey come on inside get you know grab a drink it'll be great um and we see him do like this switcheroo where he has the jewel of life switches it for the fake one puts it on the pedestal and then goes hey everybody use your electric type moves and they just blast arceus who's like what the [ __ ] dog i thought we were friends yeah my favorite guaranteed kill move in any movie is dropping a chandelier which they do not hesitate to do but this whole time we see demos is kind of like

42:56 shattered out from the eyes up it's like we don't know who the man is or like what's going on here but we see his like weird maniacal red-headed partner i haven't met yet i made a comment uh when i was watching it uh because i was watching it in discord with people yeah and i made the comment of like that guy has a like really in like intense design for being just that back yeah yeah and i don't yeah imagine they didn't use them like there it is i honestly noticed that might have happened so yeah here they're electrocuting arceus like this jewel is ours it's time for you to die they drop the [ __ ] building on him and our crew's like oh god we're gonna [ __ ] die quick everyone we need to get out of here um argus gets like more pissed and just like knocks

43:43 deimos and the red dude into some pit um they drop the jewel and shane is like diagon more time and he goes fine and i guess that little bit more like 24 hour time travel was too much for diago so he passes out in the future so i don't know how that works she's weird considering you you know just to the control time i see it was just like i used my energy but i just got the [ __ ] kicked out again by a llama so i'm gonna just take a nap now also before this he was just like the servant like yo please poke him so like imagine that added to that um so diago's like you know what i'll send you back in time a little bit more meantime in the present the pokemon are still fighting it's going crazy um arceus and giratina like slam into the lake which like pushes team rocket out and jessie's like

44:29 top has some weird stick stuck in the back and we're like that's the staff that's where the jewel of life is jessie has the power she's gotten what she wanted she's won the game uh the game goes back in time even further they're just chilling on some sidewalk when just a [ __ ] bunch of soldiers and a [ __ ] heatran go what's up what are you guys doing in my time period chris stop bullying him leave him alone man chris goes what's wrong with that he ran why it's like so [ __ ] derpy it's a [ __ ] lima bean with four legs so so when they did the clothes something like it's just like from like far away they have like like heat brands like main eye and then they have like the two additional and it's like so like blended together it's like what the [ __ ] is wrong with his eyes you know like when you get up close when you can see the shot closer i'm like

45:16 okay that looks flattering there but at a distance there there's only people just play better in the games yeah i think this planet why does everybody even tick-tock is [ __ ] on itran i don't understand i like heatran i don't think he should be a legendary there's only like three fighters just early morning or something and you're gonna act like he more is good more cooler than the hunter i'm just oh my god i'm gonna [ __ ] talk into the volcano pokemon so more is [ __ ] trash i hate that ant eater looking funny i will say he ran competitively phenomenal thank you we're stopping there he's a four-legged beast i said no more beans where's his neck anyway he trans like i'm lava let's talk about

46:02 killing these people when marcus goes hey bronzong use hypnosis meanwhile all these pokemon have like weird saddles and [ __ ] and latches and locks where they're like oh i love you i love ancient civilization this guy's name marcus so marcus is like at least it's not [ __ ] kevin the redheaded assistant we saw from damos earlier is like hey braun's on put him to sleep everybody but sheena because she looks funny uh and he's like eyebrows exactly so he's like hey what's going on with you why are you guys here and she's like i'm here to warn you about arceus he's like warn us let's have a talk so they're going to put everybody in jail except for sheena who's going to explain everything but if we didn't notice i forgot this little guy existed we have the notch-eared pikachu who's why uh pichu who's watching the whole thing like

46:51 damn i'm gonna go that's crazy i remember because he was a distribution because they did this and they did the shiny pizza around like the same time frame it was a cute little event but anyway uh nacho pichu was like i guess i gotta go inside they take pikachu and pickle up and throw him in some cage with just a bunch of pokemon they drop them that's like a ten foot drop and then just in a bag they like dropped them down like a garbage chute just yeah um but then they're like what's going on why are we here and i think they like tried to ask for help and mannetrix like shut the [ __ ] up or i'll eat you um but they're all right but that not your peach you came to save the day who crossed a little hole and said hey guys follow me and then a little like little peaches and pikachu like the handshake with the tail and then pimples like damn that's cool i want to learn and just get [ __ ] electrocuted in the [ __ ] i love it it

47:37 was adorable yeah um electrocuted the ass walking um the trainers get thrown into a separate cell what they're like what just happened and this old man's like well hey kids you've been hypnotized by the magical creatures like the [ __ ] whats and dawn's like pokemon that's what they call pokemon we don't have that word yet ready for comedy yell imagine all of them were like that's when he named somebody it's like dg von and then they said pokemon and like that works way better pocket pocket monster pokemon yeah it makes sense i heard it charmander watching my hate that's an argument so here's what bites me they're in the cell right yeah they're in the cell and they're like oh pokemon and ash is like oh yeah like this it pulls out his monferno right

48:22 and it's just like yeah this is a pokemon and then puts it back then puts the [ __ ] back in his goddamn pokeball but you are in a set you were in an ancient cell you could have [ __ ] melted the lock dig under the door [ __ ] literally anything there was a guard connor there was a giant trick who didn't give a [ __ ] he was just like i don't know if it's a good call or not but i'm just sitting here i get paid nothing to really have an opinion this guy was just like whatever i like damos well enough i'm just chilling here [ __ ] could have used monferno knocker could have used a gliac score dawn couldn't use [ __ ] mammoth swine anything could have been used get out because they didn't have pikachu

49:08 to add to add to um connor verferno also has blaze activated at all times yeah because that is canon yeah he yeah uh blaze and tori are active with this we don't know why it's just writing i don't think it's like for like they're just [ __ ] strong yeah yeah what's the time stamp for that that might be a tick tock grotto anything anything to correct to defend conor's point as well when they get out of the cell homeboy tosses the old man the keys and goes see yeah he's like i love that by the way i love that he's just like thanks jun he's like no problem like this [ __ ] guy gets the old man it's just like

49:53 the audience needs to get the exposition he they need to know why he's he's not who he's made out to be i love him they need to know he's my favorite character is old man guard all right so you can pick him for the poll challenge so let's be up here because we just kind of did most of that yes anyway they're like hey sheena she's talking to marcus right now she's going to tell him everything that he wants to know and then you hear a voice in the background like yeah marcus is a backstabber who is it it's damos and the team's like yo dude you're [ __ ] you're an evil guy you [ __ ] killed arceus he's like no what do you mean i had full intentions of giving back to jewel that's [ __ ] marcus did all that mark like weird yes in the last time skip we did we saw you

50:40 hit like you did some [ __ ] you were the bad guy and they just decide oh marcus must have used bronzong and hypnotized deimos which made him kill arceus in the future pass thing but yeah it's whatever um shouldn't touch time ash is like explaining hey we're from the future we have these things called pokemon this is the pokeball shows the monferno insert rant here mike's early my question i've i knew the cage thing whatever but remember in deoxys when like we can't use our pokeballs because the pokeball system doesn't work so i guess we just it was up and running at this time when they're like this is monferno other than the world but do yeah we didn't have that you'd have this

51:28 and that's still probably way after this pokemon don't even get me started on legends arches oh my god yeah that's funny but marcus is talking to sheena he trans just crawling on the walls like a [ __ ] g i love it like a bean he's a bee boy sheena's just like look morpheus among it uh if you don't give it back thank you arnis is gonna kill everybody um but she kind of does this like listen just trust me we can do this and then instead of being like yo you do this and you die don't do this she says like just trust me give it back can we can we talk about silver water yeah let's talk about some water when we get

52:13 to it because okay i'm sorry i'm i'm jumping in earlier i'm sorry so pikachu pimple up they're crawling around trying to find things uh they get into a kitchen where there's chikorita and cyndaquil cooking food being beaten by a guard who's like [ __ ] cut my my what was it a radish a radish yeah a daikon radish and then he like yells at cyndaquil he can't blow fire anymore so then pip ups like i'm a thing and falls pushes the guy back hits his head on the pot and they're like let's save our team they take all the little shackles off and they all run away that was fun back in the future the legends are still fighting it out team rocket finds like a weird little the kitchen and it's just like wow look at all this [ __ ] and they find like the pot the piplap had the staff and they're checking out a bunch of [ __ ] like wow relics

53:01 that's cool anyway uh oh kevin's just chilling watching the whole thing like dude diago's dead my name's kevin back to the past ash is like yo so here's what happened in the future past uh and damos is like wow that's crazy here's what really happened and then dan green so we see the whole flashback of the story we got earlier we see like hey arceus you save the planet deciding the other um argus gets shut down with a meteor a bunch of pokemon gather trying to warm it up damos collects one life plate the [ __ ] pigeon dude yeah he's just he's just flopped off with his wings spread right his best um yeah well argus is knocked out damos tries to like talk to it and it's sleep

53:46 because he can do the same thing sheena can do um and he's like wait a minute i sense a plate goes and picks it up brings it back to arceus when it like devours it and it's weird belly balls it uses that energy to recall the rest of the plates and then wakes his stuff up and says that was scrumptious thank you damos you could be my friend um yeah deimos is like hey sarki is like my planet like my whole town's kind of [ __ ] what can we do about this he's like well you saved me so here's what i'm gonna do grass grass water ground electricity to bondage dragon to power it take these i'll be back when the moon touches the sky and rules them all i'm just gonna [ __ ] re-watch this in

54:32 english because like you guys know the voice is it's it's interesting it has good moments but like the majority of it it's not as bad as we're all making it out to be but it ain't great but it's a meme so you gotta play it yeah um so argue's like yep i'll be back with the eclipse just give me back that stone fix your town we're gonna be good um so the town begins to prosper everybody's happy i can't wait to give the stone back to arceus or will i but i will back in the present past which is the the not extra extra flashback where our team is back in time damos is like yeah so today is the day of the eclipse the team's like we got to save the world we got to do this right now otherwise our case is going to kill the other gods uh sheena reveals she's talking to marcus hey here's what happens during the fight um and marcus is like but they almost didn't use the silver water

55:19 and he's like the what he's like metal right like that so i put it later i'm like is it mercury because the way that's what i thought yeah but it started right it seems which like if you're working with it you got to melt it down and you know it turns into metal so you think they'd just be like melted metal male metal or something they didn't use the silver water interesting that's okay we will return the jewel

56:06 trust me sheena i believe in you so i will let you do it so he shows the stat like he opens the staff says here's the jewel closes it and then he's like and puts like the jewel in his like little coat and gives her the staff and says i'll let you return it she's like oh good we get to save the world now sheena's totally out of the circle she doesn't know that damas is a good guy marcus is the bad guy so she goes along with it uh oh by the way i think did i skip the peachy part no okay i'm back to another okay uh so pikachu pichu and piplup are running around the tombs again and they're like oh look some keys we don't know what these are for but we need them they can't reach a little toyota i was just wandering around says oh you want help i like that it goes stealth mode against the wall [Music] so he helps them get the key and they're

56:52 like cool we did it uh guaranteeing an arc is still fighting it out having a good time they almost hit team rocket and jesse's like god damn it i'm pissed and when she like slams the staff it opens up we have the jewel of life now guillotine is like yo what the [ __ ] slams into the ground he's getting a little sick team rocket this shakes the ground team t-rocket falls almost dies in the water but that's okay they still have the jewel uh back to the past there's a lot of time skipping samurai jack uh deimos is like yo it's time to escape from here how are we gonna do that and then [ __ ] pichu just moves a rock and says yo i got the key my electric master he's like thank you friend and then pikachu a pimple up they return oh you help my peachy well i give you my gratitude thank you uh they exit the door give the keys to old man

57:39 and damas is like cool uh there was a moment old man he doesn't say much but he like reassures the kids earlier where he's like hey look i'm going to agree with you that damos does want to return the jewel our concern is we don't know if it's the right choice but the old man's kind of like i'm damos's friend i don't want to hurt him but like i'm old what am i going to say no it's just like i'm old i just work here yeah so they do that whole thing it's great um so damos is like thanks kids but i got a bolt and he just runs off the other way and does this thing he said pulled and there's a piplup sucker it's just a joke yeah it's always funnier when i have to

58:26 explain the joke yeah yeah i know maybe it was a good joke i don't know but anyway so now we're still in the past where arceus has finally showed up for the jewel and he's like hmm where is everyone i thought damos was supposed to meet me here but he says where is deimos it's not a question it's a threat so sheena walks up she's like what's up and rc is like who the [ __ ] are you she's like i am sheena take the jewel and she like opens it and there's no jewel he's like are you [ __ ] with me [ __ ] and like goes to striker down and then marcus is like yo everybody thunderbolt or whatever you're doing all these pokemon that just have electric type move creatures all these creatures that have it yeah can i practice something we were

59:14 watching can uh clayton learn a thunder or an electric timer yeah definitely can most ground types can learn shockwave until they removed it yeah this was made this was made that was the only one and thunderbolts had it so i was like i was like maybe it's shock if you want to argue because they learned most grunts learned thunderball and shockwave yeah at the time i just kind of accepted seriously yeah i think neato king neither queen i know i did that with aeron where i looked it up it was nothing like this they're using spam so yeah they're markets like everyone attack arceus is being electrocuted um and in this like pool of water a giant ring starts to open up and then from the sky we see the silver

1:00:00 water ring down on top of arceus who gets like thrown into this pit that's opened up and now he's trapped at the bottom where this mercury looking liquid is just like filling up this hole and hardening around him where he can't move his llama legs um but he's still getting electrocuted so he's literally just getting slammed into the floor [Laughter] so marcus calls for more silver water i like to think that mike's not going to pick it up it's going to be like better [Laughter] the only electric move he gets from gen 4 moving forward is charge beam oh i forgot about that i'll take that one that counts

1:00:45 or maybe just the static electricity in his body from spinning i know that's wrong um gotta spit so mark is like yo more silver water we gotta flood this thing so we can win um and as the luck continues to flood the room it almost hits like it hits the platform that sheena's on she almost falls and dies like into the pit with arceus but damos says i'll save you child pulls away his great great great great granddaughter whatever the [ __ ] she is um actually like sheena's good all right i'm gonna go beat the [ __ ] out of marcus uh davos and sheena are like you know me i know you and they start to like blend souls and wait i think we watched different movies yeah up to this point she's just like

1:01:32 demos is a traitor my my ancestor ruined this and in this like soul meld she's like no you know what you're a good guy you have yellow soul like me you're good you're good um so they're like loving like hey we're family again and the silver water is like flooding the caverns almost kills them but brock says yo hammer arm and just like [ __ ] pick up the best animation and also like the most useful he's been in the trilogy yeah it's just yeah what yes i just i just wanted to slam it he goes it's been three [ __ ] movies just been standing around here i had a ghost for a little bit well the first time we see sort of what a brock was what's that backing jodo yeah and then he catches it or he gets bombs and then he's like whoa it's evolving what could be evolving into in that same episode and i was like

1:02:20 [ __ ] you know you have to know the only rock type [ __ ] tree yeah i did that with sword and shield where i like i avoided the pokedex i didn't see anything other than the starters and what was in trailers so i caught blipbug and got dotler and held on the dollar for a bit and didn't know what it evolved into and then i ran into orbeezle much later in the game caught an oar beetle like this thing's cool and then when it did like the the pokedex animation like oh you evolve from i could have had you like 10 years ago but i put dollar away that was the thing uh but anyway yeah ash is up there i'm gonna beat the [ __ ] out of you marcus and he does some attacking like i'm gonna shoot you with a [ __ ] bronzong flash beam or something and dawn says no i'm pit blup blocks it um so that's versus marcus all

1:03:11 water attacks just started just god said something stunning are still being flooded and the rage is building up he's getting angry and angrier um pikachu hits bronzong and i like this because it does like a little like bell reverb thing it's it's [ __ ] awesome i would make that my ringtone damn shoes on my neck i'm here dana's continued to watch the pokemon uh get her by arcus uh she and damos are like if we use our powers together we're going to talk to arceus it doesn't work out very well well actually they tried to talk to the pokemon to tell them to knock it the [ __ ] off that's not hurting arceus yeah i thought did they already try to talk to arceus they didn't do that

1:03:56 uh he's still pissed off no i think they talked to the pokemon that are attacking to stop but i think still i think the pikachu fight's already over when that happens because bronzong and he trained calm down too yeah so they talk to the pogo and say hey please stop fighting arceus he's here to help us don't listen to marcus uh he trained at bronzong like they're fighting with the kids uh they're about to die and then the johto starters that helped pichu earlier this is where the ancestor this is where the ancestor joey's frittata came from he was the one in the back surviving going like you know these [ __ ] roll up in perfect [ __ ] ranks and then go like i'm just like

1:04:42 did this [ __ ] cyndaquil and chicarity teach these [ __ ] [ __ ] like military away that's the first frittata reich i love that they like go to join ash and dawn and so at this point all the pokemon have stopped attacking uh sheena and damos are like trying to talk to arceus who's still pissed off he won't listen like they can't get through to him uh he ran and bronzong are like oh hey that damos guy said stop so sorry marcus [ __ ] you uh and then pikachu and pimp up like remove their little chains and [ __ ] um which piplup looking intimidating is just a door um ash tackles marcus trying to get the

1:05:28 jewel life which just knocks it out of his hands and it just falls down this little way it falls right in the track rolls falls down a square uh chicorita's like i got it and like tries to catch it with the leaf chicken still continues to disappoint us no no no chicken does always try to never succeed this is why i picked that's why he picks up nicole um otherwise he's right so ash is like oh no the jewel fell so homie just jumps off a cliff to catch this jewel and like i imagine if it's the same energy as when like you jump and you roll like you need to do something but homie just went and grabbed a pole and i feel like i would

1:06:13 have just like really do it you were like shoulder and just located just and i kept going he caught it with his feet yeah so he grabs a plug stops his momentum and like reaches out his feet grabs the jewel says all right now what and then pikachu's like i'm here too ash he goes down below catches the tail or catch the jewel pikachu fushiki's [Music] what is it we don't even [ __ ] know it's a ball life form uh so they're like all right cool we got it so then they they start to ascend the tower but they're going up to go down

1:06:59 i don't know part two of my rant okay you've got a [ __ ] live score and a star raptor and you're just you're just saying let's do life or death parkour up these ones over the pikachu yeah the pikachu is smaller than his legs i don't even know where to start ash you got so many [ __ ] options here and you say i'm going to choose the [ __ ] deadly one that's because charizard is at the charisma valley and can't get the

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