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0:00 what's up Billy to celebrate the holidays every week here on sort of stupid we are giving away PS5 switches video games gift cards and more you can enter the giveaway by subscribing to the channel and clicking the link below and thank you to the billies on patreon for making these giveaways possible we couldn't be doing this without you so if you want to support the channel by getting our videos early and uncut you can also do so below if you're not interested no biggie just subscribe for free and good luck Billy Billy it's time for more Pokemon and I don't actually no I got it right here the DVD we are watching Lucario and the Mystery of me I'm rough how you doing boom I'm Eric and it's reigning Pokemon yeah boom doesn't know anything about Pokemon the Pokemon Tree of Life he's our Pokemon
0:47 scrub po oh I like I love that they're showing all the other movies well you know that's how the other movie started out was like kind of like a callback to everything right but why do the subtitles look so because it's a DVD a c I was like I was like the graphics kind of look like a little updated but like the subtitles look like they're still from that if it if if it makes you feel any better I'm I'm pretty confident if I'm not mistaken that right after this movie uh we get Blu-rays this is pretty much the last one that's DVD we get the high quality they'll probably be widescreen and everything too got like a yellow like I love the Pokemon music those who Trav okay so we we're still sticking with the squad yeah [ __ ] Max I thought I thought you liked Max after last movie N
1:32 I don't care I do love Munchlax though got Munch right there baby mun that begins in the legendary past before pokeballs ever oh [ __ ] oh okay prehistoric Pokemon the Christmas Tree of Life Sounds Familiar little too much Dragon Ball a oh it's so oh damn hey yo oh it's a ninja Squirtle oh okay pause oh yeah yeah what what is his name uh Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtle let that
2:19 would be Lucario all right he's in Smash yep all right that's my boy right there oh my man using detective mode which by the way none of us have seen any of these movies right now we're all going yeah and boom knows nothing about Pokemon well we we've watch we're on movie8 he knows a little bit about Pokemon at this point he knows a little bit you know I mean it's you know what you guys have told me and things like that yeah you still might you still might not be like you know the most knowledgeable but let's he's not a Pokemon Master okay he doesn't know about yeah I mean I still would even consider myself a Pokemon novice bro you called Mario Super ime teenage Squirtle his name is diabetes that's Diglett I
3:07 know Diglett the cintai fish Leaf boy you know what sure leaflet close close that's not close it's not he's like okay is he he's like a bee and a leaf he's he's blea nope so I mean I I thought it' be pretty close what the [ __ ] who yo they got a failen of Pokemon what the [ __ ] I mean they said this is before pokeballs that's insane actually like what the hell dude the day the Fire Nation attacked it feels like it off those VES oh oh we're just getting into it
3:55 that's like bro if I saw that many Pokemon heading towards me I'd be like N I quit bye [ __ ] oh bro they coming in hot too though whoa oh did he just poke him for the first time yeah bro bro is this the dude who invented the Pokeball bro I was not mentally prepared for this today and I am so excited we did we're doing this like we're getting a like this is a massive Lord L I never considered who created the Pokeball neither did I I just thought they were automatically just created in the world I I genuinely thought like the Professor Oak guy did
4:41 it and like no they've been around way he was just like the Godfather of Pokemon science or some [ __ ] what there's a time and place for everything but this shut up I just love Pokemon armor like this is so dope oh no they had it in the movie where he was a kid right yeah there's there's old school so we've seen you saw the old Pokéball in that one Pokemon arus which is a archus however it's pronounced was a switch game that was supposed to be I think like thousand years before current time or or maybe not that far I don't remember um but they had like old an old school type Pokeball too so like yeah I I don't know I don't know what like what does the original Pokeball look like is
5:27 that it like his staff it's crazy to think how massive Pidgeot is but Charizard is like 4 feet tall right I thought he was a healthy 57 I mean my man you know bro you you and and it's crazy because it just shows that like people on the internet are just y'all are dumb I'm sorry um you got like blasted for calling Charizard a dragon because they were very offended because he is a fire lizard I don't give a [ __ ] exactly he's got [ __ ] wings and Breeze fire shut the [ __ ] up no Dragonite is a dragon they're both dragons I don't care if tell if you're offended by by a novice's Pokemon T
6:13 bring the Pokemon to me and I'll apologize to it there's this thing called therapy we recommend it did what she's popping off bro damn everybody like everybody like what the f [ __ ] hold on hold look at that there was one it looks like they're hugging each other like they were midg grapple yeah and we're like wait what is that a so that's a Ryon versus dude look at the little soldiers like in the mix between all of them dude what the [ __ ] purpose do they serve are they getting Refreshments for the Pokemon probably like yo y'all need a Gatorade like what the [ __ ] what are they going to accomplish especially against Rock snake like yeah the sword's going to work against Rock snake no
6:59 that's what the f are for they fight each other and the Pokemon fight the Pokemon it's the dumbest [ __ ] ever I'm going to use a sword and board against Rock snake it's going to go really [Applause] well and the winner will be dubbed as this year's guardian of the aura so let's take a wild guess coming from movie two Ash is going to be the guardian of aura yeah I don't know Max is probably going to talk to Lucario like it might be Max it might be Max it's like do Max have mental illness or is he like a psychic again like bro what are you talking about man um that's
7:48 me I love that okay I love that cuz yeah I mean in the games me can learn any ability so I mean I guess it's not that farfetched to think Mew can basically be a ditto which is crazy to think about mhm wow may you look great thank you now this is me yeah he looks exactly like you he's literally going to be yeah it's going to be Ash damn Ash is AA run all over again oh that's adorable as [Laughter] [ __ ] so wait is is Lucario G to come back see assessed as that and think it's him maybe those pom poms are suggestive buffet
8:36 buffet I'm happy that they've kept him around I wonder if it's going to change like as we get to the later generations that's a good question what the [ __ ] is that I think it's called mime Jor or some [ __ ] yeah MIM yeah that's it's the the child of Mr mime oh it's the the the thing that's banging Ash's mom yes yeah yeah yeah yeah legit I think it was Gen 2 and gen 3 they kind of started to implement the baby Pokemon but like they pretty much have backed off of the baby Pokemon they pretty much don't do it anymore creepy it's like a baby with a perm I don't like P has to evolve them too like happiness you have to make them happy to be able toally evolve them I'm not happy not happy some of the times no words of
9:23 Michael Jordan [ __ ] them kids o oh all right we just we go right into this yeah we did it he's going to catch them all all the bodies cuz dude's racking it up yo the M like yo GG bro I'm Ash and I'm Brock At Your Service of course God damn it Brock typical y you even Pikachu m i i I do like in this world like they like it's just it'd be like a stray animal just rolling up and you're like cool with it yeah right just you know it's like does this belong to anyone like just yeah that is a good question it's like is it out on its own is this a trainers like
10:10 like you know what I do do they do people put collars on their Pokemon oh I I hope not I I feel kind of bad like they already put them in a a dimensional ball space of I just want to know if we ever see what the inside of a Pokeball looks like like is a genie thing like is it a there an awful like dystopian part of my brain that was like What if every time they go in or they murder it resequence the DNA and it's just a new Pokemon every time but since they oh my God since they are in audible they can't let you know that is in fact a different pokon holy [ __ ] there's this thing called therapy we recommend I don't know that's why Pikachu doesn't want to go in the ball it's why I can't be reformed why he has it's why he has more of a personality
10:55 according to our tradition the winner of the Pokemon contest is nam yes yo he's in little night armor on behal of my kingdom Ash it's yours thanks wait she just gave as I feel like that's Lucario's in there yeah father let me out father no no oh he's mad I be like you can take this [Music] back I love that they're just figh [Music] God thing so creepy all my Pokemon should come out and have fun of the party too shouldn't you ask the queen if that's okay first yeah you're bringing
11:41 all your Pokemon out in the middle of a like tree trunks tree trunks y it does look like tree truns damn see now everybody's going to do it next thing you know it's going to be a goddamn Zoo mchx yo the homie squad's out now don't forget about me you're not allowed to leave your chair as you must sit still and look dignified all night he's like bro that's some [ __ ] so I want a whole ass tournament to just sit in a chair for hours look dignified among like while while the peasants dance that sucks that's royalty I know at least at least if it was something like you know he was next to the queen and could like chat with her or something they're on
12:26 completely different like areas off with some Pokémon oh don't be such a drag please don't wake me you know what yo I think Jess get laid hell yeah yeah she's like dude we suck at our [ __ ] job I might as well have some fun personally I ow I respect him so much squir squirt Squirtle squirt baby Squirtle squir it what my Tinder bio says yo yo get [ __ ] Meowth got kicked out of the champagne room
13:12 [Music] bro much LX I'm eat this [ __ ] hell yeah he's like how the [ __ ] you do that and now it's just cool with it okay yeah who gives a [ __ ] he's [Laughter] unconscious I want you to tag me this transm they're just the Pokemon trainer that just has six of the exact same Pokemon [Music]
14:00 oh he's even shut the door sons of [ __ ] that was a gift you bastards oh holy [ __ ] and now you don't know who we are I love that little Pikachu's holding on a 2V1 right now right when Mew could totally just be like yo solar beam hyperbeam you're going to attack or do a [Laughter]
14:47 ballet I can't why dude I what is it about this kid like Gerra Mew like yeah I don't know I mean there's like some weird like descendant [ __ ] Max is the true Prophet not Ash as Ash is just the guy hon I mean it does seem like it it really does I should send you both to obedience school I love that flying Pokemon are just my favorite sound Pokemon cuz it just always sounds like somebody screaming yeah assume the pose of the Guardian what do you mean pose look at the picture
15:35 dumbass he tried an effort was made me I ain't going to lie if I was in a in a crystal ball for a thousand years i' probably be a little pissed about [Music] it something tell me he going to be a little mad ninja Squirtle sir Aon um what oh yeah so he's still blind then that'd be interesting with the idea that yeah Pokemon literally has like ancestral lore built into like who's going to be the best MH which kind of takes away some of the fun I feel like you know if he's like predestined to be the greatest then I don't know kind of Zap some of that hard work out of it I feel like true max is the true hero true
16:21 suers coming through I've seen you on TV before but you're even more captive I love the meing of M Junior right there unbelievable it's unbelievable my genius just hello kit Summers has set a world record for you got a [ __ ] book of her like she soared higher dive deeper and space travel this is a little obsessive man it'll be great to have you join us kid find a uh yeah very awkward you you still good I love dude the mime is still copying him all right dude two a te holy
17:07 [ __ ] damn he's G yeah dude he put him in the sleeper do you want uncut in early reactions to your favorite series that we do here on the channel what about double episodes we have all of that available and more for billies on patreon and members on YouTube your support means the world to us and it allows us to keep doing what we love and keep delivering you the content that you love or will eventually love because Billy is love Billy is live everything's going to be fine Billy everything's going to be fine Billy everything is going to be fine [Music] Billy oh my god of course
17:53 bro that was close yeah little bit bit I thought they were going taking a tumble I going lie I was like damn they're going to be treking up this hill lunch is finally ready pass this to Ash and dude it is crazy every time this man Cooks next comes kid what Y what kind of Pokemon are you what I made that especially for kid oh my God look it's a bonley it's just using fake tears attack bonsy B come yo my man H went to snatch and run I love how Pikachu got a bed and
18:40 Meowth is just like sitting up he's he's on watch man like this dump oh hey NE what's going on [Music] um what the what waa it's it's a Pokemon portal [Music] Morty um y'all even sh me out damn caught one just just some casual Wormhole travel yo Mew is just a troll man a menace dude chaotic good you know he's like the opposite of like the [ __ ]
19:26 around and find out but on the positive side theer damn all right just taking a break he's like we'll find Pikachu later don't like water it's a rock type Pokemon temper mental as hell too dude I know you're on like on a mission to find your best friend and they're like yo B let's just stop at the [ __ ] hotspring real quick full party I love to swim this is me I love to swim this is me swimming yeah you love it I will not never
20:13 again you will not coax me again master or not master ancestor of Master what what is it may but like just floating dude just love it he is literally just Vibes like moisturiz staying in his Lane Ash was stabbed in the heart that day he gives like anente Crystal Vibes like from the third movie that was the thing he was like kind of talking through right A Time flower a what this flower through the power of Aura can help you see the past what what the [ __ ] is going on here
21:00 Ash went near it and it glowed yeah oh hopefully he can like look through it and see that a Aon wasn't like you know didn't like desert him it responded because Ash and Aaron's Aura is the same the shot holy [ __ ] bro I'll never forget that moment [Music] God damn I knew then that I could count on Pikachu this is like a theory people think Ash died here yeah is this from the show yeah that is from the that's actually from the show I think that's I think that's from like episode one or something like that no [ __ ] yeah the real story Lucario you deserted sir
21:47 Aaron and the queen didn't you what did you say oh he's I'm [ __ ] kill you yeah he's about to w as's ass this isn't helping Ash I didn't start it I didn't start it yo I how much of a little [ __ ] Ash is at times yo Ash is going to fist fight a Pokemon Bro he tried to punch Mewtwo like yo he's got to he gets he gets feisty true oh shit's like yeah like P this is too much for me Ash you are lucky Lucario could [ __ ] murder you literally could have mured the price is wrong
22:33 [ __ ] found out deathly is toxic to [Laughter] Lucario just like it's toxic to everything else literally whoa okay dude me got the stash yeah the collection he I've been stealing this [ __ ] for Years bro [Laughter] he's literally pulling an old Greg right now he's like o Greg got things that are good I got [Music] this this is interesting this is like one of the first movies where the world isn't about to
23:20 end or at least it seems like it yeah this adventure has been oddly tamed compared yeah to like the other one so far more just like a rescue mission kind of thing mhm mhm oh what what the [ __ ] is that brother who okay yo hold up maybe [ __ ] is about to get real that's another legendary hurry this way oh it just came out of [ __ ] nowhere why is it one of the Guardians I guess so are we going to see the others that is horrifying bro those yeah they are very I never thought about how
24:06 horrifying that would actually be to meet one of those in real life holy [ __ ] it's a goddamn Golem this [ __ ] bonley right oh that's concerning oh yep yep bro the homie Squad is here holy [ __ ] dude uhoh my man said no survivors we spoke too soon about things getting a little crazy I guess ice dude that thing would I think that thing would scare the [ __ ] out of me more than the stuff that floats freaks
24:52 me out man well cuz you're like you have the power to float what else can you do yeah exactly oh [ __ ] damn you are brave for being the last one in there like somebody help it's team Rocky I love that this is like the first time I think he's acknowledged them in like three four movies right true oh quickly this way don't ask twice pleas don't fail me now I got a feeling Ash isn't going to
25:39 leave him behind and he's going to learn the true meaning of love no yo there's so much space why would you like w I'd be [ __ ] running still bro are you kidding me I'll be doing like that well now you can't get back good job buddy oh bro what what what is happening I don't know what the [ __ ] dude don't don't don't dangerous what I [ __ ] you
26:24 humans we knew you would enslave us and Force us to fight one another them try to find a way out and we'll meet up later you got it let's hustle meanwhile M just watching all this Carnage eating popcorn and [ __ ] this [ __ ] is good I I did the right thing kidnapping this Pikachu SC bullet C cor bubble be bro I'm sorry y'all are not going to be enough for those like what do you think this is they're just eating it that ain't nothing that's like scratches why didn't you just pull them back into the Pokeballs he caring like it's a freaking crayfish dude it's not going to be able to run why didn't you just pull it back in the Pokeball too complicated man it's an extra step they didn't want to have to
27:10 animate it I thought we were getting Lord to fure out where the Pokéballs came from and we got a little bit and then it just I know I want I want to know the explanation about what the Reggie Pokemon are doing here I think they're just Guardians cuz the tree at beginning is alive like it's it's literally like these are white blood cells and mimick Pokémon mhm and it's not actually seeing Pokemon as enemies either yeah it's only treating humans like a disease mhm well later may you know how much trauma that would give your Pokemon oh so much like if you you've been spend all this time you you only bring them out of the Pokemon ball right to literally battle or trade right and the one time you're like open it up and then all of a sudden the the first thing the
27:57 first 30 seconds that they see is you just being like eating in tell them my story good luck I hope you find food at this point like with the Pokemon just looking at each be like uh do we have an over anymore like no bonsy just start stealing the [ __ ] out of your pockets Pikachu's calling me he's like [ __ ] Y'all Pikachu is more important uhoh uhoh my man going to walk right into some [ __ ] right I think so or or just run off the entire [ __ ] [Music] tree you know feel like that's a pretty apt like comparison you made earlier to like this being like a human body killing infection and stuff cuz it's like these are like synapses and [ __ ]
28:44 like that connecting things mhm yeah you're not wrong all the tun being veins and stuff like that like it's kind of kind of wild I love that they're just watching us like yeah good footwork you got this do it just do it yo oh my dude I would [ __ ] my pants yeah no I'd lose it man you don't wor bro how we ever going to knowbody he's taking a situation serious no me isn't I mean dude it's magic right like mw's not in any danger let's be real [Music] yo he's like gotcha we're gonna
29:31 die okay wow thank you you know I'm not going to lie that was awesome don't get me wrong incredibly kind of her but what if she wasn't there oh yeah over he's done wasn't legit just cap come down here I need to talk to you so is this the same you yeah there's only one Mew so wouldn't this the one true Mew wouldn't this me recognize Ash then like ash wouldn't recognize Mew right because me wiped his memory recognize Ash I mean me doesn't speak so we we'll never know but yeah in theory from the first movie probably
30:17 yoink I'm afraid this is goodbye why are they giving all of their Pokemon trauma well they're trying to save them [Music] damnn holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] dude [Music] fish like I feel like if Ash's mom knew how often he died like know I just feel like she wouldn't let him go [Laughter] out he's like here's his hat [Music] he's like n it was just a game y'all I
31:03 was I was just having fun Psy gotcha [Music] psych dude Mew is a [ __ ] troll brother literally menace to this world like the most trolly freaking legendary everybody comes back traumatized I've seen things I just want the reveal that Aaron didn't abandon him yeah let's go what and that's it all right boys we're done here we're done secur security detail over let's let's head on did good y'all we did real good what it's like it was a
31:51 game my God some straight up Jumanji [ __ ] the tree is going into shock if the problem continues at this rate the tree of beginning will experience a catastrophic collapse so they need to leave that's what it sounds like they need to fix this well I'm wondering if them leaving would fix this cuz it's like they aren't supposed to be there yeah your highness we should evacuate I'm afraid it's too late Ash she's like no we're dying here I think me wants us to follow he said through the Crystal but hole oh man's
32:36 gloves could it be and look there's a flower right there yeah the power of Aura will prevail what I don't know if I can control like that but damn right [Music] so Ash is going to have to do the same thing or Lucario cuz Lucario can [Music] also damn God that'd be beautiful though light show right now first you would never see anything like that ever again n imagine you're just like driving into this
33:23 place look out the window it's like it's my losers buffet buffet I know what the [ __ ] we only got one buffet like moment bonsy yes so they just have bonley now like yeah I guess it's bonley now bonley is part of the crew now apparently not uh I hope that like Lucario Pops in a Pokeball and becomes Ash Pokémon after this I don't think it's going to happen but that would be awesome I hope so my friend [ __ ] dude all Lucario get Dash this Pokéball before you before you
34:08 vanish I know right become part of the homie Squad please it's Aura is with [Music] me I wonder if that's going to come into play hey yeah maybe he can bring him back some way I mean it makes me wonder if the aura has to do with like bonding with Pokémon in a certain way just because of the way that like ash is bonded with Pikachu seems very similar to how Aaron was with Lucario right damn damn uh I thought they were going to go us more than that I thought they were too I mean I mean we call it kind of are but I don't think it's going to be more outside of them just taking trip home deal with this vibing here thanks for watching and we'll see you next time Billy gotta catch them
34:53 all that works too getting our balls oh oh
