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0:00 thursday 6 30 p.m it started out like any other night lin we're gonna be late for the shower has anybody seen the yellow ribbon i don't know what color is it ha yeah i killed me you killed me oh i had no arguments it's time to get ready for bed kay well sorry alf i'll guess we'll have to play later oh wait here's that ribbon but it's wet forgot to tell you you're out of floss maybe there's a chance i can find some ribbon without meat on it not in that drawer i might have some meatless ribbon in the garage forget the ribbon a blender
0:46 doesn't need ribbon okay you have joanna's number right we won't have any problem brian's going to bed i've got a lot of reading to catch up on and i'm sure alf will find something to do make sure he doesn't oh i'll get it hey don't worry about the old alpher channel nine's running psycho oh by the way we're out of popcorn i'll put it on the shopping list next to floss no chance to run out now and get it i suppose right i'll just see if i can scrounge a few kernels from the sofa ready what do you think i love that dress thanks willy we're
1:32 leaving oh hold on hold on that that was heard from the office the computer's down he can't access the files i've got to go in and reload the backups you have to go now i've got no choice the budget's due tomorrow honey we can't leave brian alone i'm here well maybe i could take him with me it's a school night he goes to bed in 10 minutes i'll stay well you can't you're in the wedding party i'm not this is just great what are we gonna do now um hello how about me for what to sit with brian what do you think do i think we should let an alien from outer space watch psycho while our son
2:18 sleeps in the other room hey no problem just leave me the keys to the liquor cabinet [Music]
3:26 mrs achmonic will be here in five minutes so this is my prison for the night it's not a prison it's our bedroom one man's bedroom is another man's prison well there's plenty to keep you occupied we've got uh magazines this is a jigsaw puzzle it's broken that's the object you're supposed to put it together why i didn't break it uh here's your favorite comic book shawna mistress of the universe i don't want shauna
4:11 i want mrs bates alf we'll run psycho another night okay now if you can just promise that you can stay completely away from mrs achmonic then maybe in the future we'll let you babysit don't toy with my emotions willie i'm not look alf you think you can keep you're under this bargain mrs oh we'll never know i'm here i'll get it now just kidding just kidding come on where's the fun around here oh you're a lifesaver mrs like monica oh please it's raquel and it's my pleasure trevor's watching some stupid ball game so this works out
4:57 just fine channel nine is showing psycho so i hear willie have you been having trouble sleeping lately no why well far be it for me to pry but recently it seems your tv has been on awfully late you know i know you mentioned it i i i really have had trouble sleeping lately you know i couldn't help but notice how much garbage you've been putting out lately well if i didn't know any better i'd think you've been taking in borders you know how it is when i can't sleep i i eat my trevor is the same way is this a new lamp uh mrs agamonic mrs like monic i i really have to go now
5:44 here's the number i'll only be gone a couple of hours don't worry about a thing oh and please uh stay out of the bedroom if if you don't mind it's uh it's a kind of a mess whatever you say please stay out of the bedroom does he think i am a snoop thank you the room seems very nice meanwhile in the bedroom i was just finishing the jigsaw puzzle when i heard the haunting strains of the
6:30 movie i so desperately wanted to see is [Music] i was wondering whether
7:22 why don't you freshen up thank you thank you very much i learned one thing about eating jigsaw puzzles an hour later you're hungry again yo pizza barge yeah i'd like to order one large special the works to travel
8:10 167 hemdale grazie oh oh listen uh could you leave it by the oak tree in the backyard i don't know i'm superstitious [Music] i decided to go outside and wait for the pizza big mistake
8:56 wow trevor get over here quick i think there's somebody else in this house [Music] trevor what took you so long the dodgers batted around now what's so important that i have to leave the game i think there's somebody else in this house i heard a scream don't wake me up when you come home it wasn't the tv
9:43 the scream i heard came from the back bedroom maybe it was the cat no cat would scream like that maybe it was in heat it sounded like a human scream and it came from this room all right all right i'm going in if i don't come back you can start dating i've already tried it it's locked now it's open what are you narrating this really even told me to stay out of this room look in the bathroom oh crying out loud hey trevor what is it they got one of them cushion toilet seats
10:30 let's get one raquel i'm tired of living in the dark ages just check the window will you there it's locked now if you don't mind i'm going back and watch the dodgers blow a big lead as for me my only thought was to get back to my room and rake myself
11:20 well forty thousand dollars i don't know a thing about it a light snack would hold me over until the pizza came unfortunately lucky had the same idea
12:05 pizza barge one super sicilian that's me here's your pizza sorry i couldn't leave it by a tree it's against company policy i don't understand well you see the last time we left one by a tree a squirrel died no i mean i didn't order a pizza and i refused to pay for it lady it's already paid for house account oh well in that case what about my tip is this enough huh sure in some states i can still make a phone call in some states i could still make a phone call
12:53 trevor did you order a pizza and have it sent over here what are you talking about well the strangest thing just happened a pizza arrived already paid for [Music] you're telling me you got a pizza there that's right i'll be right over [Music] it's gone trevor you're not gonna believe this but it's gone what's gone the pizza you didn't even leave me a slice i didn't eat it it disappeared trevor something's going on in this house
13:38 between the noises and the screams and this pizza thing what are you talking about there's a pizza over there on a counter well i'll be go to the market it's back i'll be go to the market yes it's back delicious could be a little hotter i can't just stay here and watch the game i don't want to be alone take it easy raquel i haven't seen you this bad since the eclipse fine then you tell me where the pizza went i'll do better than that i'll tell you where it's going i had done everything i could think of
14:24 to pass the time one thing was certain blue was not my color hello what are you doing answering the phone i live here where's mrs iglonic she lives next door i know she live where is she now i don't know last time i saw her she was giving away my pizza i called to speak to mrs monik just a minute i'll get her no don't move out of that room i'll call back you're done
15:12 kids hello why do you keep answering the phone you'll keep calling is everything all right everything's fine oh oh and the cat's going to be okay the cat what happened to the cat i'll close the refrigerator door on his tail what were you doing in the kitchen well i had a break in the back door after i fell out the window where are you now what are you doing i'm in the bedroom wearing a blue dress don't move from that spot
15:58 where would i go i don't have the right shoes i'm coming home i should have locked him in the garage brian is that you [Applause] operator this is an emergency what's the number for 9-1-1 and then it happened he came into my life
16:45 at first i thought it was santa claus then it soon dawned on me santa probably wouldn't smell of cheap wine besides he was beginning to fill up his bag with stuff that didn't belong to him i was scared stiff but i knew i had to do something i realized for that moment i was the man of the house oh excuse me sir uh may i have a word with you who said that i did can you take some constructive criticism what you're doing here is wrong
17:38 must be one of them talking dolls oh yeah ever have a talking doll rip out your voice box this evening has been a nightmare so i heard oh no i don't know what's going on here i hope the police get here soon please weird things have been going on in this house all night especially in your bedroom lynn uh take mrs arcmonic into the kitchen and give her some tea okay mom come on mrs monica would you prefer herbal tea or regular
18:23 i'd prefer a scotch so how was the shower [Music] in the world elf what are you doing in my dress sorry i thought it was lin's you've really done it this time any semblance of faith or trust i had in you is gone i could explain what could you possibly say that would explain what's happened in this house tonight tonight i set a thief on the straight and narrow what are you talking about willie my jewelry box is missing saw my good gold cufflinks
19:09 and my good watch and my antique cameo where are they probably being pawned wait a minute what look look there really was a thief in this house tonight wasn't there alf two of them one took your jewels the other took my pizza the police are here what'd you do alf sure blame the guy in the dress no don't make a sound stay right here and take off that dress all right but i feel it only fair to warn you i'm not wearing anything underneath [Applause]
19:57 uh mr mrs tanner we're responding to your call can you identify this property that's my jewelry those are my cufflinks uh this man chased our car for two blocks claiming he'd stolen this merchandise i did i swear i did i deserved a maximum penalty relax pal if you'll come down to the station and fill out a report you can uh reclaim your property if you want it yes we do fine let's go ask him you said you'd ask him not ask him um this man claims he saw some hideous creature with a huge nose wearing a blue dress he says i talked to him it did i swear to you thank you lin i think i'll be going home now [Laughter]
20:42 well at least you can't plead insanity good night willy i know what you're thinking but we got through it everything's all right everything's back to normal hey could somebody unzip me in here [Applause] [Music]
21:36 ah [Music] you
