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0:00 OH YEAH. OH YEAH. SHOW ME. OH YEAH. SHOW ME. SHOW ME. >> SHOW HIM. OH. IF YOU MAKE it in that hole from right here, $100. Let's go. >> Oh, look. Look. >> Yeah. HE GOT THAT. LOW SKIN. By low skin, >> I SAID NOT my man. >> I'm just telling you it's like that, >> man. WHAT? >> NO. Show on the back of your shirt. Yeah. >> Say, "Brother MJ, check them out, kid. You see it?"
0:46 >> Yes. It's a little puppy. You got a Lamborghini. She got a lot of toys. It's like Christmas right now. >> What is it? SD. >> A SD card. >> SD. Why is that SD card? >> This is my wife. You will meet her real soon. >> But what's up, MY FRIEND? Y'ALL TUN TODAY'S VLOG. AND TODAY WE GET BY THE LOOK OF THIS TITLE, YOU ALREADY KNOW IT'S GERMANY'S THIRD BIRTHDAY PARTY. >> Everybody dripped out. >> THAT BOY, THAT BOY, THE BROTHER, LOOK, SHE WANT TO BE SEEN. DO YOUR DANCE, BALL. Do your Now, now she Hey, no, now she don't want to dance today cuz
1:32 everybody watching. EVERYBODY CLOSE THEIR EYES. EVERYBODY close their eyes. GO AHEAD, B. BOW. She acting nervous, but that's We got um a Build-a-B machine over here. >> Oh yeah. Introduce yourself. Oh, they going to do the talking. >> What's up y'all? This is my family's business and we called Busy Bear Mobile and we bring to you all our information. >> Busy Bear Mobile, man. Follow them on Instagram. MJ. MJ, you want to get a bear? >> Yeah. >> All right, let's make it happen then. >> Bro, >> that boy going TO GET A BUSY BEAR. >> MAN, MJ, come over here. >> Bro, you got to build a bear in the house. >> Show me you the same. >> And I do. >> You say you want one? You just stand in line and write down the name certifies the day it was born. Write it down. >> Look, MJ. It look just like you.
2:20 >> No, actually it look like you dumpling head. Hey, what you say? >> Well, you mix. Come on, London. right here. She going to build She going to build a dumpling. Uh-oh. >> What's the name of your dumpling? >> Nina. >> Nina. How did you come up with that name? >> Because I got it in my brain. >> Cuz you got it in your brain. You >> She say she came up with your name cuz she got it in her brain. >> I don't know what this dude doing over here. What you >> Man, what you want the name of yours to be? >> Uh, >> I got you. I got you. >> From across the street. >> Doodoo. >> Doodoo. Hey, that's going to be the name OF YOURS. >> DOO DUMPLING. >> YOUR doodoo dumpling. >> Dumpling. >> Just like you. You know his turtle name. Funny Mike the turtle. >> This going to be Doo the Dumpling.
3:05 >> Yeah, >> the dumpling. Yeah. >> And he was born in South Batton Rouge. YEAH. HEY, POSE. LET ME see you do your pose. >> Show me. weight 200 lb >> and um 10 created with love by >> the daddy. Yeah. >> Yeah. DO YOUR DANCE MJ. DO YOUR DANCE. That >> Hey man, they just made they dumpling. Let me see this London right here. >> No, that's MJ. >> This MJ is right here. >> Oh yeah. >> And what's his name? >> Um the dumpling. Yeah. Hey. And I put
3:54 You need to put doodoo the dumplick in the bag so you won't lose them. >> Yeah. >> And after you eat, just don't doodle on yourself. >> OH. OH, WE GOT THIS THIS MUST BE BIZZY THE BEAR. >> BIZZY THE BEAR. >> Oh yeah. Oh >> yeah. >> GOT TED THE BEAR. >> WHAT? Where Germany AT? SHE NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH THE BEAR. OH, she sleep. Germany didn't went to sleep. So she can't take a picture with the bear. We got Big Bear up in here. >> Yeah. Hey, look. They look they like the bear. He He CAN'T BELIEVE HIS EYES. IS THAT A BEAR RIGHT THERE? >> YEAH. GIVE HIM HIGH FIVE. High five. >> Yeah. >> Bear's pregnant, >> man. What? What? I don't know what he talking about, but y'all know what? OH, BIG E WAS HIM. >> I'm trying to see why I wasn't in the intro. >> Oh, because, man, you know, that's a
4:39 lie, >> man. WHAT IS MAN, WHAT DOING OVER THERE? >> HE MATCHING HIS THIS IS GIRLFRIEND. >> WHAT? NO, >> MAN. GIRLFRIEND, >> MAN. What you got? Hey, come talk to me, son. Come here. Come. Come over here. COME OVER HERE. SAY MIRROR. COME HERE. >> SAY YOU say you got >> I been having her, >> man. I can't hear you. SPEAK UP. HEY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, BRO. SPEAK UP, MAN. >> I'VE been having that hurt. >> You been having a crunch. >> WAIT, IS THAT A BUSTY down watch? >> Let me see. Hey. Hey. HEY, BUST THAT ROUND FOR US. BUST THAT ROUND. >> Do you flex? >> Yeah, I flex the watch. New kickst. >> HEY, WHY YOU STOP RAPPING, MAN?
5:26 >> NO DADDY CAN'T SAVE YOU IN THIS CORNER, SON. >> Why you stop? >> Hey, I know his daddy wrote THAT RAP. >> HEY, MAN. WHAT YOU MEAN CAN'T SAVE HIM? >> HEY. HEY. NO. NO. It's good. It's good. What you want? NO. NO. HIS WORDS. His words. That ain't what he meant. >> Talk to his girlfriend. Send her over here. >> Harmony. Come. >> Say, say, "Bro." Say, "Bro." >> So, there's a date. >> Hey. E. You making him nervous. CAN YOU >> YOU MAKING HIM NERVOUS WHILE THEY SCREAM. LET ME TALK TO HIM AROUND. MJ, come here. MJ MJ, come up. Hey, block off that section, bro. Hey, MJ. You see this? >> This man got a girlfriend, bro. >> Harmony. >> Harmony. So, Harmony, what you like about this clown, man? >> It ain't no clown. THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND. >> HEY. HEY. HEY. I RESPECT THAT. High
6:12 five. High five. Did he win this game today? >> Yeah. No. >> No. YOU LOST IN FRONT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. >> YES, HE DID. MAN, SHE SAID NO. >> YOU WATCHING THE wrong people. >> I'm playing. I'M PLAYING. >> YOU NOW SHE PLAYING, MAN. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY playing over here. E, why you ain't tell me your son lost his game today? >> What you mean? He can't do do the whole game on his own. PLAY WITH >> HEY, SON. WELL, I TOLD YOU IF YOU AIN'T FIRST, >> YOU LAST. >> LAST. >> EXACTLY. >> AND YOU LAST. >> I DO. ME. >> I KNOW THAT AIN'T MARI AND CAM OVER THERE. >> WELL, Y'ALL know Germany turned three today. Yeah, that's why we pumped out. >> Yeah, you know WHEN WE FIRST STARTED WITH BAD KIDS, THEY WEREN'T EVEN EXISTING. >> OH, >> THAT'S CRAZY. What up, Asher? Yes, sir. >> What's man? You ready to go get you a dumpling,
6:57 >> man? Come on. Go get you a dumpling then. Look at MJ. Oh, I got to show y'all the cake. Hold on. I got to show y'all the cake right here, >> man. We got the cake right here. The dumpling cake. You like that, huh? Do your dance. Do your dance. DO YOUR ABOUT And y'all don't know them. This is London. If y'all can tell, they look just alike. Them jeans on that side. >> Hey, look. We got food, too. Come check this out. Barbecue wings. >> Oo. >> We got buffalo wings. >> Oh, you like that? We got baked chicken. >> I ain't going to lie. >> Dirty rice. >> Dirty rice from that dirty rack. Meatballs. >> And it's good. >> And it's good, huh? We got Asian Swedish balls. >> Yeah. KC, you see WHAT'S GOING. WE GOT GREEN beans and we got chicken pasta.
7:46 >> Hey, you know you hate that. Hey, hey, we got to go put it on the shelf right quick. Mama Jones, >> what up? What up? >> My mama is the best cook around this town now. >> Okay, >> now we got to open up her business, >> bro. I've been seeing it, bro. >> Mama Jones kitchen. Everybody come out and eat. >> Hey, come out and eat. >> What you think about that? >> Like that'll be the best thing in the world. >> Can we get in the pool? >> You say what? Can you get in the pool? Not yet. Okay. Not yet. >> THERE GO PARIS IN THE CUT. PARIS AND PULLED UP. WHAT UP? WE got Mo. Hey, what up Riri? >> What's down? If it ain't that Curtis. >> What up, Curtis? >> What up, boy? How you doing? >> What's down with it, man? is so cool. She ain't even >> YEAH, SHE ACTING LIKE SHE can't even see the camera. All right, let's go outside. ALL RIGHT, CHILD. Y'ALL SEE, MAN, WE GOT
8:31 WATER SLIDES AND EVERYTHING GOING on out here. Le Asha ain't going to stay down. Hey, WE GOT MY BOY. THE OSO family is in the building, man. What's up? What's up? What's up? High five. Hey, do your dance. Let me see you busting. BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW. HEY, THAT BOY GOT SKILLS MAN. >> I KNOW. LOOK. >> HEY, THAT BOY GOT SKILLS, MAN. >> ASK HIM WHAT'S HIS MORNING ALARM. >> WHAT? HEY, what's your morning alarm song? >> I got that feeling. >> You got that feeling? Rap it for me. >> Bounce that feeling. OH, THAT BOY GOT HEY. HEY. HEY. I'm telling you that boy ready. That boy ready. Hey, my boy do man. What's jam, man? He got the kids out here. He got his wife out here. And it's going to be a movie out here, bro. WHAT THEY GOT GOING ON OVER HERE? K2. >> HEY, WE ON DADDY. Daddy duties. Hey, mama.
9:17 >> Can you say apple? >> Hey, we on daddy right now. >> WHY SHE BE ACTING LIKE THAT WITH ME? >> I DON'T KNOW, BRO. SHE JUST act like >> I'm just pushing in the water. >> Like, I'm just playing. I'm just playing, bro. Who you going to put? Break out a new chain. >> Yeah. Do you flex? Yeah, I flex. AK2 IN THAT COOL. Pull up in that cool. >> Y'all see what they got going on. Look, he won't stop. >> Hey, what's up? >> What's up? >> What's your name? >> Jay Lani. >> Oh, hey Leiline. >> Jay Lan. >> Jay Liney. Hey. Boom. Boom. He won't stop dancing. Hey, little mama. Are you going to get on the slide? >> You can't get on that slide. Go get in the pool. Okay. You can go get in the pool, but don't get on this slide because this slide is big. There's a whole lot of water in this slide right here. The kids are going up and it's
10:04 trying to get serious. Wait, hold on. GO AHEAD. OH YEAH, SHOW ME. HEY, THEM BOYS. OH YEAH, SHOW ME. SHOW ME. HEY. HEY. What you say YOU GOING TO DO? >> I'M NOT PLAYING. >> MAN, YOU AIN'T HEY, I BET YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO HIT A BAT FLIP, MAN. These kids are going extremely fast on this water. Look at Lil E. What up, Lil E? >> What up, man? Say what's up. High five. You having fun? >> Yes. >> What you going to go do? Um, play or not? >> All right. Go do your thing. All right. Oh, that boy, man. You got to put this boy in sports, man. OH, MAN. WHAT? GO, GO, GO. OH, MAN. HEY, that boy fast, homie. That's going fast. What's up? >> You know how to rap? >> Um, >> bust a rap for me. You say your name Jay Lani.
10:50 >> Say, look. Is Is my name Jay Lani? And yeah, I like to flex. Say that. I'mma teach you how to rap. 3, two, one, go. >> Yeah, my name is Jay Lonnie. Yeah, I like to flex. And anybody play with me, I'm I'mma put them in check. >> What? >> And anybody play with me, I'mma put them in check. >> If anybody play with me, I'mma put them in a check. >> All right. So, say it again. >> Faster. >> What? Hey, >> I'M ON YOU. >> BOY, going too fast, MAN. >> HEY, WHAT? MOMMY, WHAT? >> HUH? >> He ripped my stuff. >> Who? >> He ripped >> Hey, let me Hey, let me tell you something. Look, >> let me have a one-on-one with you as A MAN. >> OH, LONDON. >> HEY. HEY. HEY, HEY, HEY. Let me have a one-on-one with you as a man. Hey, I don't know what's your vendetta. Oh, yeah. Hey, oh yeah. NO, NO. TAKE HIM
11:35 OVER HERE. TAKE HIM OVER HERE. CAM, grab him, grab him, get him. Throw him in the water over here. Grab him. Grab him. Grab him. Cam, get him. Cam. He won't be elected. HE WON'T BE ELECTED. CAM, SHOW HIM. OH. OH. OH. BACK TO ME STANDING ON THAT business for lunch. Hey, you bet not. HEY, BOY. YOU OH, he Oh, do it to him again. Oh, yeah. Count standing on business with the kids. >> I can do it on my back. >> Oh no. Do it again. Do it again. >> Yeah. My name is Jani. Yeah, I like to play. >> And anybody play with me? >> Anybody play with me? I'M A >> YEAH, I TRY TO HIDE AROUND. HEY BOY, YOU BETTER STAND DOWN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S wrong with you. Hey, listen. THIS DUDE EVERLASTING MAN. >> HEY, what you screaming for? >> What's wrong with YOU LOOKING LIKE YOUR MAMA?
12:21 >> He took your bus. >> Come here. You can give her a bus back. Give her a bus back, little Derek. >> Little Derek. >> Hey, she looking like >> Bang. He got to give that bus back. >> Hey, L. Hey, we're going to take a few more pictures and you can get in. Okay. UH-OH. WE GOT BJTV OUT. WHAT'S HIM? >> Look at my >> Hey, WHAT'S >> OH, why would you do that? >> Going to jail, bro. How you going TO GET WHAT YOU MEAN? BRO, you just killed Big E. >> THAT'S ALMOST YOUR PAYBACK RIGHT THERE. >> HEY, I ALMOST BROKE BROKE MY LEG. Did
13:06 you see what Did you see the frog? >> Oh, look, look, look, look. >> Oh, >> yeah. >> You want to say hey TO THE FROG? >> Say hey, froggy. >> Don't kiss it. Huh? Look. MJ, say what up. Come on. We going to go find a victim. We going to go find a victim. >> Let's go. >> What is that, bro? >> A frog. >> That dog. >> It's a frog. We got a frog. Eden, look. >> It's a frog. >> Got you now. >> I got YOU NOW. WHAT UP? WHAT UP? HEY
13:53 >> MAN, YOU AIN'T NO FOOTBALL PLAYER. ALL RIGHT, LOOK. COME HERE. COME HERE. Come here. I'mma give you one chance. Come here. This about some money. Right here. You standing right here. >> I'm going to give you one chance. I'm about to give him one chance, chat. If you make it No, one. All right. I'm going to give you two chances. If you make it in that hole from right here, >> $100 cash, >> you get two tries. Let's go. Watch back. Watch back. Three. Uh, all right. Get it again. >> One more time. >> You got one more chance. Go ahead. >> Hey. Hey. You owe my son 200 Robux >> and we just betted it back. >> No, you ain't bet it back. >> WE JUST BETTED IT BACK. >> Why would you do that, bro? He never gave it to you. >> Hey, hey, hey. But he wanted to put it
14:39 on the line. >> Put it on the line with me, though. You got a chance. >> All right. Look, look, look. Let's do it. Me and you bet. >> All right. Come on. >> One shot. You make that shot. 100 bucks. You miss, you pay me. >> Wait. Hold on. Wait. Wait. Wait. What you mean, man? THIS PART OF THE DEAL, BRO. This is part of the deal. THE POOL NOTHING. >> WHO? MAC THE OTHER NIGHT. >> YOUR SON. I GOT THAT BREAD FOR HIM. HE JUST betted it back. >> Oh yeah. >> It's 100 big ow me 100. >> Hey Jay, one shot right here. If you make it >> from right here, >> $200. >> Okay, cool. >> One shot. That's it. >> OH, WATCH BACK LITTLE MAMA. Come on little mama before you get hurt. And yum y watch out for that baby. 200. >> 200. >> That That's gas. Come on. Let's go. >> And I'm not talking about the gas in
15:25 your car. >> You make do the same thing for me. >> THANK YOU. >> All right. 100 100. If you make Oh, dang. >> $100 from right here. One shot. >> Ooh. Now, let me show y'all how it's done. Get here. >> Hold on. Let's back with you, though. >> Let me show them how it's done. >> Look. Look. What you want back? You >> You going to pay me my 100? >> You going to pay me the 200? Can I give it back? >> Oh, me and your son already cleared. >> You got to talk to a parent. Come on. Come on. >> You said you got to talk to 100. Cool. Cuz you owe ME 100. >> NO, I DON'T. >> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S COOL. That's cool. That's cool. >> Let's go. >> What? Dang. >> Keep going though. LET'S KEEP GOING. >> HEY, O DANE JUST lost your son. I mean your brother. Oane just lost. 300. How you lose? >> 300. HE OWE ME 300. >> SAY 300.
16:11 >> HEY, THAT BOY OWE ME 300. PARIS. >> NO, HE DON'T. >> Give one shot. Give one shot. >> I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR DADDY. >> ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD. One shot. You make it in the hole. 100 bucks. >> 3 2 1. >> I don't know. >> Oh my god. I GOT TO SHOW EVERYBODY HOW IT'S DONE. >> COME ON. ANOTHER ONE, >> MAN. WATCH THIS. >> Watch this. Watch this. >> Come on. Hold on. What's the bet? A 100. >> You missed it. You missed it. You give me a 100. >> I'm doing this for the love of the game. >> Oh, bro. This dude be cap, bro. Exactly. You would. I'm going to bet some real. >> The football ain't HEAVY ENOUGH. >> WHAT Y'ALL doing over here? >> SHE WANT TO KEEP LAYING ON ME. >> WHAT SHE WHAT you did? What she did? What did >> she keep laying ON ME LIKE SHE KEEP TRYING TO DO THIS? WHAT SHE DID. All right, look. Hand me those. I'm going to show y'all how it's done. Put your party hat on, son. It's going to be a birthday party. Let's go. I got this. I got this. Let's go. Three. Watch back. Watch back.
16:57 Three two one. >> Oh, you >> One more. One more. One more. One more. All right, you can do it, Lenny. Go ahead. Do it. Three, two, ONE, GO. >> WHAT WAS THAT? >> HEY, say I need a list of shorts. Get to it. Hey, what's down? What you doing, >> man? You got no Minecraft. Who you think you is? All right. What's your favorite game? >> Roblox. >> Roblox? No. Which one? Steal an egg. Rain ride. >> Oh. What's your favorite Roblox game? >> Roblox. >> What? Hey. Hey. >> Roblox. >> I hate rivals. >> What? >> Do something. Do something. >> Watch this. I'm going to show you. Watch. Watch this. Little Eden. You think I'm going to make it, Eden?
17:43 >> I think you're not. He say he think I'mma make it. All right, little nephew. Watch this. >> Oh, dang. It didn't stick. >> Hey, man. Let's go to that zip line. I'm about action. >> You not going TO GET ON, >> MAN? HEAVY, BRO. >> WHO AIN'T GOING TO GET ON, >> MAN? YOU SLIDE DOWN THAT, MAN. YOU SLIDE DOWN THAT. You going to show me. >> I thought last time. >> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, ZIPLINE. RE >> OH, MJ GOING TO GO. >> MJ ALREADY UP THERE. OH. OH, I GOT IT. I GOT THE ZIPLINE. All right, you guys. I got the zipline. I got the zipline. He was first. You know he was first. Lenny, >> stop being me. ZIPLINE. >> ZIP LINE. LET'S GO. IT'S ZIP LINE TIME. THREE TWO
18:35 Oh yeah. Yeah. I ain't going to help you down. You got to JUMP OFF. JUMP OFF. YEAH. JUMBO. YEAH. HEY, rate that ride. One through 10. >> 10. 100. >> 100. Who turning? >> All right. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. >> Let's go. We going to rock and roll. Hey. Yeah. That that that baby right there. >> Push me up. >> Hey, what you rate that ride? >> Um, a zero out of 10. >> Zero. Get off. Get off. Huh? >> Cuz you said it's a zero out of 10. After I do this, I'm getting on that water slide. Who turned it? >> I GUESS BO. >> He's scared to go in FRONT OF HIS CRUSH. >> FEARS, BRO.
19:21 >> SCARED. BO SCARED. >> WHAT' you say? >> I SAID NOT MY MAN. >> I'm just telling you it's LIKE THAT, >> MAN. WHAT? Stop playing with me. >> What, man? I think B lost his right. He got a girlfriend, a hit song. What? >> He didn't got a girlfriend, a hit song. WHAT HE GOING TO HAVE NEXT? THEIR OWN HOUSE. >> NO. A DEAL. >> A deal. >> Ooh. >> He don't need a deal. He need to stay independent under Big. >> You ready? THREE, TWO, ONE, LET'S GO. >> NOW, IF you would have had magic clothes on with you, it would be over without >> Hey, hey, man. We going to rap that song. Get down here, boy. YOU KNOW WE DON'T TURN DOWN FOR NOTHING, BOY. >> THE STAGE. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR DADDY TOLD YOU, MAN. >> BUT YOU KNOW IT UP. SIT DOWN. >> HEY, WHAT YOUR DADDY TOLD YOU? >> HEY, LOOK. YOU READY? SIT DOWN, MAN. SIT, MAN. Sit down. Do your girl know
20:08 the song? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Tell her come sit down. >> Which one? Which one? >> Harmony. >> No. What song? >> Come here. >> Do you flex? >> Oh, yeah. Come on, Harmony. >> She need to be singing it with him. >> You got it. Do the flex. >> Come on. Sit down. >> Sit down, boy. No. Get right here. >> Come on, Harmony. Sit down. >> Let's go on three. I need that hook. >> Sit down. Sit down, Harmony. >> All right. Here we go. Do you >> Three, TWO, ONE. LET'S GO. >> Do you flex? Yeah, I flex a lot. What? New kick. BUST IT DOWN. WATCH. ONE MORE TIME. START IT OVER. START OVER. START IT OVER. START IT OVER. LET'S GO. THREE. GO. ONE. >> DO YOU FLEX? YEAH, I flex a lot. NEW KICK. WHO MESS UP? NOW WATCH. ONE MORE TIME. START IT OVER. >> I SAID START IT OVER, BRO. I AIN'T TRYING TO DO THIS. Do it one MORE TIME.
20:53 >> SO IF MASTER P TELL YOU TO DO IT, you going to do it for a record deal, right? Your daddy say he trying TO GET YOU SIGNED. >> WE KNOW HE'S JOE JACKSON. SO IT'S GOING >> LET'S GO. Let's go. >> Show them. Let's go. >> Do you flex? Yeah, I flex A LOT. NEW SON BUST IT DOWN WATCH. >> YOU GOT TO DO THAT PART LIKE THAT, BRO. >> This the part for it for the son. >> You got on a busted down watch, son. >> I got on A BUSTED DOWN WATCH. >> YOU GOT TO DO IT. >> LET'S DO IT, BRO. >> Hold it. >> Come on. >> Do you flex? Yeah. >> FLEX A LOT. >> NEW KICK. BUST IT DOWN. I'M FLEX >> BOY. Get with this program before I get my belt. >> You know the song rabbit.
21:54 >> I'm a flex. EVERY STEP GOT THEM LIKE I >> AIN'T GOING TO LIE. >> HEY, I'M GOING to sign you and your daddy. >> Hey, I ain't going to lie. >> Hey, he definitely wrote that. >> It sound like you should be singing. >> Oh, you think so? >> Yeah. The way you were SAYING IT THOUGH, IT WATCH >> YOU GOT TO SAY LIKE WHEN YOU GOT ON A BUSTED DOWN WATCH, YOU GOT TO SAY, >> matter of fact, you put this on and when that busted down watch part come, do it like daddy do it. Okay, put this watch on son. >> That's what I'm talking about. You wrote this. >> IF YOU A WARM WOOD, RIGHT? >> HOLD ON. Let me tell him this. IF YOU'RE A WARM WOOD, YOU GOT TO START ACTING LIKE ONE. >> You know where that come from? Matilda. Matilda. You don't remember? Yes. >> Yeah. She got You got to act LIKE YOU A PART OF THIS FAMILY. >> COME ON, BO. COME ON. >> Hold it. You ready? >> Yeah. >> Do you flex? Yeah, I flex it a lot. New
22:39 Mexico. >> I'M A FLEXER. >> YEAH. Give my watch back. >> Wait. He just got it. >> What' he say? >> He just got the watch. >> I know. I need it back. >> Or back already. >> Yeah. He going to run, drive it, then Odang going to pick it up and I ain't going to see IT NO MORE. FOR REAL. Straight up. Oh, you ready TO ROCK? OH, YOUR MUSIC VIDEO TOMORROW. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. Time out. >> What? What today is? >> Today is Saturday. >> Today, Saturday. Your music video tomorrow. >> Yay. >> You really doing a music VIDEO TOMORROW, >> MAN? YEAH. >> GET MY INVITE. >> I GOT TO SHOW YOU THE TREATMENT. THAT so crusher. What you say, mama? >> We can go in the water. >> Hey, reread the music video tomorrow. >> Can I be IN YOUR MUSIC VIDEO OUTFIT? >> Go tell your daddy right now. I can be in it. She said I could be in it. >> I want to go. Matter of fact, go put on your swim clothes. You can go. >> Hey, not you, boy. HEY. HEY. NOT YET.
23:26 Not yet. Not you. You too fresh, man. >> All right. Look, man. So, we going to Oh, wait. The kids on the swing. Let me go catch this. Hey, CAM. COME PUSH HIM THE HIGHEST. Y'ALL WANT TO GO HIGH? >> YEAH. >> HOLD ON TIGHT. HOLD ON. HOLD ON, JAY. >> Hold on tight. >> Yeah. Hold on tight. >> HOLD ON TIGHT. WA WA WA. WA. OH, THAT'S HIGH. >> OH, ME. >> Oh my. >> Now you see what's going on up here, huh? >> Now you >> Oh, no. No. No. I can't do that. >> Revenge, man. It's your turn. >> Her like that. >> Hey, little mama. She look just like her
24:12 mama. Something. LET ME SEE SOMETHING, MAN. GET >> OH, MAN. THAT WAS SO EPIC, MAN. YOU HEY, >> WHAT UP MY BOY? >> HEY, >> out of all your kids, which one is the baddest? >> My daughter. >> Your daughter? So, he ain't bad? >> No, >> he is bad. I just throw him threw stuff. He threw stuff all day. >> Oh, you throw stuff all day, man. He going to throw that school bus at somebody. What up, little mama? >> Bow bow bow. Bust it. Bust it. A busy. Hey, little mama. What you doing? >> You You want to draw something? >> Come on, let's draw something. >> Look. Oh, you going to get on you to get on the water slide. >> All right, daddy going to come with you. Look. Okay, >> I'm about to spell your name. >> L O N D Y.
24:58 >> What? WHAT? YOU SABOTAGED ME. K2, >> your daughter eagles. Look what she did. She sabotaged me. What you mean? Huh? >> Writing her name. She came out of nowhere and just erased it. Look what she doing. >> Girl you did that, baby. >> Why you did that to me? >> Why? >> Look at Look how she looking. >> What you writing? What you writing? >> I I know I know who sent you. >> Who? >> I was right. London name. She just came erased. >> YEAH. GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE, BABY. Give me high five. >> Yeah. >> What? >> You want to go to the water side? Go ahead. Go ahead. What you saying? Oh, yeah. I tattoo that rap. You still remember? >> Go ahead. Wrap it again. >> Um, I forgot. My name is Jani. >> And yeah, I like the flex. >> Yeah, I like the flex. If you play with me, >> if you play with me, I'm putting you in
25:45 in trash. >> Surgical that food line. Look at that. Let's go. >> Mama Jones don't play in that kitchen. >> Yeah. >> Mama Jones don't play in that kitchen. >> And we know you don't play by. >> One thing about Bree, she going to eat and and overeat, too. >> Oh yeah. It's going down up in here. Oh. Oh, they don't play either. >> I don't play no game. >> She say she going to eat. >> I sure am. >> That's the one. I think that's the chicken I want. It look like it's juicy. >> Wait, hold on. What Jay Lanny said, >> you going to do that? >> She know how to Do she know how to hit a back flip? >> I KNOW HOW TO, >> MAN. Let me see. >> Okay, >> hold up. Hold up. HOLD UP. OH, >> GO
26:32 you go again. All right, y'all. Watch back. Watch back. Nobody don't want nobody to get hurt. Three, two, one, two. Hey, Cam. And I say, and these kids these days are athletic cuz I still don't know how to do a back flip. And as a kid, I never knew how to do a back flip. >> For real. Back flipping to the bank. >> All right, MJ ready to get it. You ready to GET ON THAT WATER SLIDE? >> YEAH. >> HEY, YOU REMEMBER WHAT happened when he was young? >> Oh, his teeth. >> Momo, pull that video up when he knocked his teeth out on the water slide. That why he still ain't got teeth in his mouth to this day. He knocked him out too early. Look at him. Look at him now. Look. So, what' you learn from the last time? >> Um, don't don't wait at the end. >> Don't wait at the end. >> And look both ways before slide. >> And you know, we got to give him a
27:18 lecture cuz sometimes he act like he don't understand. All right. Go put on your swim trunk. Hey, let me show him the back of your shirt. Come here. Show him the back of your shirt. Yeah. Let that say brother MJ. >> Show my shirt though. Let me show you. Let me see what's going on. Check them out. You see it? >> I'm rocking with it. I'm rocking with it. >> Yeah. So, you know, it's structure. >> Look you guys, we got a whole party going on for her. She sleep. Look at my little baby. So, we going to wake up in a few cuz we got to sing happy birthday in a little bit. But yeah, y'all see what's going on. Hey MJ, WHAT YOU DOING, BOY? OH, HIT THAT FLIP, MAN. Hit that flip. MJ, I just say he going to hit a flip. Let me see that. Three, two, ONE. OH, that boy the sinkest, man. Man, what
28:03 man? WHAT THE OSO FAMILY DOING over here, man? Let me Hey, let me tell you something. No limited liability over here. You heard me? They ain't sign a waiver. If they get hurt, it's on you and God. >> Hold on. We got a challenge. He said if he can make it from here all the way to the end, you got to go down the water slide in that outfit you got on right now. >> Wait, wait. No, if you get up there and slide, I'll do it. Go ahead. >> If I How far I got to go? >> You got to go over the gate. >> OH, YOU OUT OF >> HEY, LOOK. WAIT, WAIT. DON'T you play soccer? >> Yeah, >> man. Look at that soccer ball right there. Let me see something. Now I got a challenge for him. He's a soccer player, right, >> man? He the goat. >> He the goat. I need to put MJ in soccer or basketball, football or something. Boxing. I think he need to start boxing. Get his goddamn mind. Right. Come here. Come on. If you kick THAT SOCCER BALL OVER THE GATE, you win $100.
28:51 Let's go. >> No. No. Over this gate. I need Hey, hey, don't get your get your strength up. Get your power up. Wait. I don't think he going to be able to do it efficiently in them slippers. >> No, he got him. OH, HE OH, MAN. HE say he to go. Let's go. >> Three, two, one, go. >> Now, go get it. Let me show you how it's done. >> You ain't You're not getting over that game. >> You don't think I'm getting over that game? >> No, it's not easy, bro. >> How much you want to bet? >> $100. >> $100. Shake on it. >> Pay your cash right now. Hold the camera so they can hold that camera for me. >> All right, y'all. We shake on you. >> No, don't get Oh, hold on. He trying to go. This ain't >> soggy. >> I see why he couldn't do it. That ain't THE REAL BALL.
29:36 >> NO, HE'S TRYING. NO, he cheating. This is the challenge. >> This is the challenge. >> I don't know, MAN. THIS AIN'T THE BALL. I see why you couldn't do it, young man. The real ball is over there. See that soccer goal over there? You ain't scoring on me, soccer player. Go on, man. >> Now, let's go over here. He need to score on me. Yeah. I want to see you stole me. Let's get the re. Come on. We over here. Let's go. I mean, this a dude. Which one you want? This one or this one? You want this one? >> All right. Look, hold up. I need somebody to hold it so he see me. >> All right, man. We going to see.
30:24 >> Let's find out. >> Is King going can score on me? >> You get three tries to score. >> Hold on. How about first one to score? So y'all both just battle it out. First going to score. >> Hold on to that. Watch this. Ken, don't forget look hitting and then scoring. >> I got to see is he really >> one. >> Let's go, gang. >> Let's go. >> Go. >> It's a one, man. >> Let's go, man. >> I need to see you score. >> Right there. Keep right there. >> Ain't no scoring on me. >> I'm undefeated. Let's go. >> Show him the power shot. >> Yeah. Show me that power shot.
31:09 It's your last shot, son. I'm trying you made it up. >> Top right. Top right. >> Let's go. >> That was a nice kick. >> NOW I'M THE BEST SOCCER player in the world. You get over there. You ain't ready for this. Block everything, King. >> Now, when I score on you, I want you to go to school and tell your friends Mike is the best soccer player in the world. >> Not the cap, >> man. I kicked the soccer ball over the gate.
31:55 That didn't turn out well. So now what I'm going to do, I'm going to ride the motorcycle. I was playing soccer ball with King and I end up kicking the soccer ball over the gate. >> Damn, bro. >> All right, come on. Catch me right here. Any gas or something? This might need gas. Yeah, we need that gas. Need that gas. >> Yeah, we need gas, chat. So, we going to make a run to the gas station. We'll see y'all really soon. Man, I know Balo ain't over here trying to get a bail made for his girl,
32:40 >> MAN. WHAT BALO DOING, BRO? >> GETTING SOMETHING MADE FOR HIS LADY, MAN. MAN, this man getting a bail made for a ladies man, bro. >> You a lady. Hold up. >> He ain't no Wait, what you got? What you got? >> Get something special. Get something special. >> A a short cake. >> You got a short cake, >> man. What? >> Like his daddy, huh? >> Where he get all this? >> Like me. That's me. It's me. That's how that's how I am. Not was >> not the cow. Aaron, >> you right. >> Where Aaron at? >> Well, hey. Hey. He over here. >> I said was. >> He say he a ladies man with a s. >> That what he say? He a ladies man. That's how he is. Was >> Are you sure? >> Once was once upon a time. >> Once upon a time. Uh >> oh. What he got for
33:27 >> man? Tell them about those. >> THIS MAN GETTING A STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE MADE FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND. >> Hey man, I can salute you, MAN. YOU DON'T GET NO POINTS FOR THAT. >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. Trying to shine, dog. >> Bro, let him shine. >> You right. I got to find I got to find MJ girlfriend. >> Yeah. >> Double team. Wait. Who? Who? >> Tell me though. >> Can't tell you. >> Why you can't? I told you. >> Wait. She What you say? >> I kind of don't like ALL THAT PINK. >> WHOA. HEY, BO. >> She just said she don't like ALL THAT PINK. YOU OVER HERE GOING ALL OUT YOUR WAY. And she just said she don't like pink. >> She don't like pink.
34:13 >> We got We got different color. She got the white one right here. >> Give me Give me I'll take it. >> What you? >> Uh-uh. You ain't taking that. >> Oh man. >> You ain't TAKING THAT JUST FLASHED OUT. >> ALL RIGHT. BUSY barrel leader. >> Hey, you know what? I'm about to take you off your own song. >> What the D? >> He got that dog in him now. >> Let me say that about you, bro. >> You got that dog in you. >> Yeah. That hunger. Yeah. >> That's the dog. Is that the dog? >> What's the dog? >> Hey, you know what? You just like your daddy. >> What? >> She just take your side for no reason, bro. >> Bro, it's real reason to take your side. >> I don't like that. >> You bark like you a girl. >> I bark like I'm a dog. >> This the biggest dog right here. Born
34:59 for >> your turn. Go ahead, >> man. That little puppy, man. Hey, sir. You got to show him how to really bark. Let me see, man. Let me see who sound like a fake coach. worms bro. >> Chihuahua. >> I'd rather be a Chihuahua than this little poodle right here. >> Soft and sweet >> and cute like his uncle. >> See me a little Chihuahua is ugly, >> sharp, but got that dog in him. >> Look just like you. >> He a poodle. >> Hey, what? >> He a poodle. >> Hey man, what? Hey, hey, RAP HOW I TOLD YOU TO RAP that song. HEY, DO YOU FLEX? >> YEAH, I FLEX A LOT. NEW KING got that dog in them. Yeah, HE GOT THAT DOG in him. >> So, I take him to the vet. >> Oh, yeah.
35:44 >> Put him down. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. >> A He got a Dalmatian dog. >> That ain't cute, boy. >> I'm slap you in his head. >> Why? Why? >> Why you want to slap me in my head? >> I thought I was your favorite. I bought you 10,000 VBO. >> No, you didn't, bro. You owe him that. >> I virtually bought them. So, if he can think about it, that's virtual. >> Mind control over little Debo. >> You never get those, bro. >> You ain't get them? I'm going to send them in the email. All right, I got you. You got your email. What's your email name? >> What's What's your Roblox name? >> Tell me your Roblox name. >> Super. Spell it. >> I'm trying to Super Go ahead. >> Spell it for him. >> S U P E R B U Y S O. Wait. S L O W.
36:29 >> GO FOLLOW HIM ON ROBLOX RIGHT NOW AND spam do YOU FLEX. WHAT Y'ALL DOING? >> Y'ALL playing T. Who winning? Who winning? >> WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL? WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? What's up? What's up? What we doing? WHAT WE DOING? WHO GOING TO WIN? WHO GOING UP FIRST? GO. WAIT. WE GOING TO RACE UP. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT? >> ONE. >> TWO. GO. OKAY, I'M GOING UP THERE WITH Y'ALL. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHERE Y'ALL AT? >> I won. >> Come on. Let's go to this side. Let's run. Wait, wait, wait. This way. WAIT. LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT, LEFT, LEFT. OH, GO, GO, GO, GO. WHO GOING TO GO FIRST? GO. HEY.
37:16 OH MY GOD. Who going to win? WHO GOING TO WIN? KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING. Who fell? HEY. GO GO GO. OH. OH, MAN. HEY. FASTER, FASTER, FASTER FASTER FASTER. Come on. CATCH HIM. CATCH HIM. CATCH HIM. CATCH HIM. BO. CATCH HIM. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. >> All right. Bo, redemption. It's redemption. >> Where you going? >> It's time. Let's go. Line it up. Line it up. >> Line it up. >> One. Slant. Hands open. >> Front then cut. >> Let's go. >> Oh, look. Look, look. Slant. Oh. Oh.
38:03 Woo! >> Got to catch it, man. You got to catch it. Your girl watching. >> Come on. >> Hey, the girl is watching. >> Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look what happened. >> Uh, yeah. He got desperate. >> Hey, that boy got to be stopped. >> I know in that field you going to be a problem. That boy like to trash talk. Hey, that boy like to trash talk. Hey. Hey. I'm asking B what happened. He walked by. He got desperate. Man. NO. >> HEY. HEY. LOOK. She drinking her little juices. All right. Let's go. >> Hey, let's go. >> Let's go. >> OH. HEY, CATCH IT. WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT
38:50 HAPPENED? What happened? >> TIGHTEN IT UP. TIGHTEN IT UP. What up? Oh, no. Get out here. Let's go. Football time. Let's go. Yeah. Come on. Catch this ball. Once you catch this ball, you can go back and slide. Let's go. Game time. Let's go. It's game time. >> That's what I want to see. I want to see that dog in you. Let's go. Run this route. He going to run this route. MJ going to run this route. >> Ready? >> Don't look scared now. >> Hold on. Let me send MJ on the route by himself. Hold on y'all. Get over here. >> I need you to catch this and lock in. Okay. Stand right here. He going to go by himself. >> Yeah. See? Bouncing around like it's Roblox. He got a touchdown today. >> Yeah. So he >> ain't get nothing. >> Hey, >> what's better than one touchdown? >> Two.
39:35 >> Two next time. >> Dang. >> All right. >> What you did? >> Let's go. Three. >> Two. One. Let's go. >> MJ. >> MJ. Turn around. Turn around. >> Put them hands up. >> Catch that. Catch that. >> WAIT. Embarrassing me out. HEY. HEY, BOY. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? >> HUH? What's wrong? >> HE OKAY. >> HE AIN'T OKAY. CATCH IT WITH YOUR HAND. >> EMBARRASSING ME out here. Tell him tell them what he need to do. >> You supposed to run and just take that straight cut and just put that hand if someone throwing. Got to look until they running. >> He's going back. >> So tell him tell him tell him what he need to do to put that ball in his hand. >> Tell him what he need to do to put that ball. >> Hey, where your hands at? Look at the man. >> Look look at the hand. Look at the man.
40:21 >> Hey, let's get right from right here. >> Want me to be the I got this. I got this. I'll be I'll be the man. Hold this. Come on, man. >> Drop this ball, >> man. Hey. Hey. >> Hey. >> Step it up. Let's go. 3 2 1. Action. >> Action. >> Come on. >> Hold up, Ashley. He ain't ready for that. >> He ain't ready to go against you yet. >> Come on, MJ. Catch it. MJ. MJ. HEY. HEY. CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN, BRO. THAT BOY START FOOTBALL TOMORROW. >> CALM DOWN. >> HEY, let me tell you something. I ain't got no patience. >> I ain't got no patience. Let's go. >> WHOA. WHOA. >> LET'S START SHORT WITH MJ. >> What an arm on that kid. All right. Just the fundamentals. >> Three in a row. >> All that shivering. See all that
41:06 shivering? Ain't going to save you >> right here. >> Let's go. >> Boy. Hey. >> BOY CLOSING HIS EYES. >> I KNOW IT'S COMING TOO HARD. >> HEY, keep them eyes open. You You start football training this week. >> All that sharing, all that shaking. >> I don't want to hear that. >> Hands up. Catch the ball. All right. He going to get right. >> Come on. Give it to me. Come on. Look. Look MJ. >> MJ. Catch that ball son. >> Come on. >> Wait. Hold on. Ashley. Ashley. Let him catch. >> You ready? Here we go. Look MJ, baby bro. >> Wait a minute. You going to catch this? You ready? >> Hey, just give him A SECOND, BRO. >> THE BOY STARTED FOOTBALL PRACTICE THIS WEEK. >> LEARN, MAN. He started football.
41:51 >> Comment down below if I need to get that boy started in football now. Cuz what you ain't going to do is not catch that ball, son. He started football this week. Call the best trainer in the world. >> Hey, who? >> Huh? >> I don't want to hear it, Cale. I'm going to give you $100. Go run go. Uh-uh. Go go go >> go. KEEP GOING BACKWARD. >> GO BACKWARDS. BACKWARDS. Turn around. Come on. Catch that. >> Yeah, you did. You sabotaged the play. That's why I ain't sabotaging. All right, let's go. All right, we going to go. We going to send him up here. >> Oh, hold MJ. Hold it. Hold it, MJ.
42:39 >> Is that too high for you? >> I don't want to go that high, but I just >> Oh, you're scared. It's okay. It's okay to be scared. I'm not scared. >> She's a little scary. >> Is it fun? Oh, hold on. >> Oh, we forgot we GOT SNOW CONE AND POPCORN MACHINE. WE need to get that going. What you say? You want to get on there? All right, we going to put you on there right now. As we speak Oh, there go Malcolm with that gas can. >> Yeah, it's up. What we going to fill up? >> Oh, yeah. It's up. >> We going to fill up this thing right here before it run. OH, BO, WHAT YOU DOING? >> I THOUGHT you I thought you GOING TO RACE YOU. >> THAT BOY IS TRYING TO race you, Bo. That boy trying to race you. >> I can race him. I can race.
43:25 >> All right, GO. HEY, WE GOT ANOTHER RACE, CAM. WE GOT ANOTHER RACE. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT ANOTHER RACE RIGHT HERE. HOLD ON. Hold on. Let me get IT RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, THIS TIME WE GOT THE BOYS. WHO? LET'S SEE WHO IS THE FASTEST BOY. Y'ALL READY? LET'S GO. THREE, >> GO. OH GOOD. >> That boy fast. >> Slow down, bro. >> Uh-oh. Lot of gasoline going. >> All right. BLOW SOMETHING UP THEN. >> HEY, he blow stuff up. They only going to find his grill. >> Y'ALL READY TO GO HIGH? >> YEAH. >> I THINK WE CAN'T SEND everybody high because I'm scared. >> Spin. We going to spin. Huh? CAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M GOING TO SPIN THEM. >> Spin them? What you mean spin? >> I'm kind of scared. It's too many of them on there, bro. >> Somebody fall, hit the deck, break their
44:11 neck, then what? I got you, buddy. >> Do you think that's funny? >> I got you. >> You got me. All right, let's go. Let's go. >> I don't want to get in. >> Uh >> oh. What? You going to spin them? >> Yeah, >> I want to get in. >> All right, Cam. I'm going to spin them. Go ahead. Let's spin them. Cam, let's go. MAN, YOU LOST YOUR MIND. WHOA. >> WHOA. What's up, baby? >> What's up? >> What you doing? >> Nothing. >> You having fun? >> Yeah. >> All right. Go down the water slide. Let me see you bump that action. What up, Ruby? >> Hey. >> You having fun? >> Yeah, I'm having so much fun. >> Oh, yeah. Count. Oh, you want to come tiptoe in that game? >> Hey, mama. >> Tell them what's your name? >> Noah. >> Mhm. >> How old are you? >> Five. >> Five. High five.
44:57 >> Uh-oh. Let's go. There go that gas. Get gas in that. What up? >> You forgot? >> I forgot what her name. You know her name when did you remember MJ's second birthday? >> Yeah. You know that my boy >> structure. What's up? >> Hold on. Hold on. >> Uh-oh. There we go. There we go. Oh yeah. We going to crank it up now. >> Oh yeah. You going to spin them again? >> YOU ALREADY KNOW. >> NOW HOLD ON NOW. >> SPIN IT HIGH. >> HOLD. Spin it high. She going to go high. Cam. And I say extremely high. Wa wa. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. OH YEAH. ALL RIGHT, MAN. WE CAN PUT GAS IN IT. CRANK it up. >> Crank it up.
45:45 >> Hey, Joe Robinson, come here. >> The whole time it was It was hard. >> No, I did that. I did that. Let's go. I don't need no I don't need no instructions. I don't need no Hey. Oh, boy. You like Mory with that camera. >> Hey, I'm coming with it. It's okay. SHOW ME SOMETHING, >> MAN. I'M TRYING TO DO IT RIGHT NOW. >> I'M TRYING TO SHOW YOU. MAN, I'm trying to show something. Hey, hey, I GOT AN IDEA.
46:32 OH. What you want to do? >> Man, I'm dangerous, bro. >> ALL RIGHT, BRO. THAT BOY THAT wicked >> go under the treehouse. It going to look scary and duck your head. I'M A PRO. I PROMISE. DON'T GET SCARED. DON'T GET SCARED. YOU GOT IT. I SWEAR TO GO.
47:22 Hey y'all. Stay tuned. All right, guys. We going to sing happy birthday. The kids got gift bags. What's in y'all gift bag? >> I don't know. We got these phones and Oh yeah. >> I got some dumplings. >> That's cool. You got a dumpling. >> I got a blue dump. >> We have We have >> You got the >> over there. The one got a >> Here come the birthday girl. We going to sing happy birthday. Are you ready? >> Ready to sing happy birthday. >> High five. See, >> she said yeah. >> She said no. >> Come on. >> Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Germany.
48:12 Happy birthday to you. Are you three? >> How old are you? Three. How are you? >> Happy birthday to you. >> Come blow your candles out. You got to blow your candles out, mama. >> Blow it. Blow it. >> Blow. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY. YOU WANT TO OPEN up your gifts? >> Come on. She want to open up her gifts. >> Come on. Come on. We got the bear right here. >> Mr. Busy Bear right here. >> Yeah. Can you ducky or dance?
48:58 >> YEAH. >> The bear getting active out. >> Come see your gifts, mama. >> You got gifts. Come on. Come on, mommy. All right. Germany going to get her bear. Her dumpling bear. >> Yay. Hey, >> dumpling. >> A dumpling bear. >> It's a dumpling bed. >> Yay. >> Squish it. >> You like it, mama? >> Want some more? >> Want some more in it? >> Yeah, mama. >> Yay. Look at me, mommy. >> Look, >> Germany. Let me see.
49:44 >> Look. Say thank you. >> Oh, yeah. Come on. You want to see your gifts? >> Come on. Let's go see your gifts. >> Come on. >> I want to see your gifts. >> Bless it. >> You want to dance? Bow. Bow. Bow. >> You going to dance? Come on. >> Do your dance. Do your dance. >> Bow. Bow. Bow. Too many people watching. Come on, >> Jay. Do your dance for my dance. >> Do your dance for her birthday. My bad. >> Bow. Bow. Bow. You good? >> Rolling. We rolling. got on your hand. That's Prussia >> from Germany. >> Little Germany. >> Ooh. >> Yeah. You want one? >> She want one of those. Come on. Come see
50:31 your birthday star. All right, man. We going to open up Germany gifts. Okay. Want to start with this one? Okay. What's this? Who gave us this? Shout out to BJTV. You like it? Yeah. Show me you the city. >> Wait up. >> We going to open it later. Okay, mama. Oh, it's a car. You want to drive that car? >> Yeah. She say, "Is that a car?" She say, "Show me." Snake. Say snake. Snake. >> Okay. >> You see this? OH,
51:17 >> BUU CANDY. YOU LIKE IT? >> You like it? Thank you. This got to be something super duper amazing. >> Yes. >> Wait, who bought this? >> Who bought this? >> Show me. >> Uh-oh. Wait, they got another >> You see this? >> Oh my god. >> That's wild. For real. >> Okay. Okay. >> What's that? >> It's a scooter. >> It's a scooter. Mommy, let me see what it look like. >> You like it? >> She don't even know what she looking at.
52:03 Thank you, Paris. >> Let's see what we got. Mama, what? >> Oh, you like this? >> Oh. Woo! >> It's closed. >> Yeah. Who got us this? >> Thank you. >> Oh, look. >> You like it? >> Oh, >> you like Hello, Kitty. >> Yeah, I do mean you going to be fresh cuz the Fed's watching. All right. Hold on. Mama, want to open some more? Okay. >> Oo. All right. She got more clothes. >> Big Kur. Shout out to Big Kirk.
52:49 >> Show the bag. >> You got a little puppy. >> Ooh. Don't get scared now. You like it? >> Yeah. Ooh. You like that? Shout out to Kurt again. K her just went on a closed shopping. >> Oh, you see the pumpkin? Is that a pumpkin? >> Yeah. High five. That's daddy back. Ooh. >> Ooh. Shout out to J Boy. You want to ride it? >> Come on. Let's get on it. Let me put you on it. You don't want to get on it later. Yeah. >> You want to ride it later?
53:36 >> All right. We going to ride it later. >> Oh, that's cute. You like it? >> That's cute. >> Appreciate it. >> That's mine. That's >> yours. >> Mine right there. >> Dumpling babe. Yeah. >> Dumpling bag. >> That's mine. And let's see. >> Yeah. >> You like that? >> Mermaid. >> Oo. Mermaid. Say mermaid. >> Mermaid. Eye color little bubble. >> Yeah. >> You like that? >> Papa, look. Look, look, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Hold up.
54:22 >> She like these. >> Yeah. Show the rest. >> Yeah. >> Oh, you got a book. coloring book. >> Squishy. >> Yeah. >> You like that? >> Shout out to Big E. She like them, man. >> I know. I tend to know a little thing about kids. >> Got to make you think I'm going to drop it whole time. I'm picking up the slack. >> Extra. >> Look, mama. >> It's yours, too. >> For my final trick. Daddy is going to disappear at your birthday party. You ready? >> You ready? Three, >> two, Y'all ready?
55:08 >> Ready. >> This for a magic trick. >> Three, two, ONE. LOOK LOOK. >> Shout out to do family. >> Look. >> I see. Oh, >> it's a little puppy. What are we going to name it? >> Dog. >> Dog. Come on. Give a kiss. Kiss your puppy. A. She kissed our puppy. I see Lux and Zani. Thank you. High five. He
55:57 ready to take it back. >> Oh my gosh. Look. >> Yes. >> The princess. >> Look. >> Yes. And we got some clothes. Say thank you. Tell him thank you. >> Thank you. Look. >> Look. He right here. Say thank you. >> What is it? >> Uh, high five, my boy. >> Yeah, he the sickest. >> Hold on. >> You got a Lamborghini. >> It's the color of your daddy's car. >> That car. >> We're going to have to race >> from Riri. Show me you sus. >> Say thank you. >> Appreciate you, Riri. >> Thank you, Riri.
56:43 >> You like it? >> Let's say thank you, Riri. You see this? >> Oh. Ooh, >> man. >> You got squishies. You like it? >> Say thank you. >> Say thank you. You'll say thank you. >> Oh, look how cute. >> Look at that. >> Shout out to Homer. >> Say thank you. >> She got a play pen. You like it? Say thank you. Woohoo. She got a lot of toys. It's like Christmas right now. What's that right there, MJ? It's another bag. >> Hey, look. Somebody sent the $100 to her bro. >> What? >> Yeah. >> Who did that?
57:30 >> Yeah. >> Hey, and we going to uh show you it. >> Oh, that's me. >> Oh, that's you. >> Oh, that's me. >> Show me. You the sickest. Paris. Ooh. >> You like this? You want to ride it? >> Oh, she want to play with all her toys. >> Right now, >> we got a kitchen sink playset. >> Wait, it ain't Halloween yet. >> Man, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. >> Halloween gift. >> What that is? >> Hold on. >> What is that? >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. >> Dump. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. A dumpling. >> What is this? >> Somebody gave her a dump. It's a mystery dumpling or something.
58:16 >> Yeah. >> What, bro? >> Hey, anybody in here playing jokes, BRO? >> LOCK THE DOOR. LOCK THE DOOR. >> HEY, NO. ANYBODY IN HERE PLAYING JOKES, BRO? >> What is that? >> Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. >> What is that? What is it? >> SD. >> A SD card. >> SD. Why is there SD in there? >> PUT IT ON. JUST PUT IT ON. >> Happy birthday, baby Germany. This is my wife. You will meet her real soon. Creepy woman.
59:04 Let's go. MAN, YOU SAW THAT. >> WHAT WAS THAT? >> I DON'T KNOW. THAT WAS A GIRL, BRO. I NEVER SAW THAT, >> MAN. WHAT IS THAT, >> MAN? THAT IS A CREEPY GIRL. >> CREEPY GIRL, >> BRO. THAT'S A MAN, THAT IS A GIRL, BRO. >> WHERE IS HE? THE WATER IS DESTROYING. >> OPEN. WHERE IS HE? >> BRO, WHAT THE WHAT IS HE DOING? >> DESTROYING THEM, BRO. >> WHAT IS DESTROYING? WHAT? >> HEY, WHAT THE WHEREVER YOU AT? >> HEY. HEY. Y'ALL SAW THAT THERE, BRO. >> BRO, THAT WAS A GIRL. LOOK AT HIS BACK.
59:51 DOOR. What is wrong WITH A GIRLFRIEND? >> THAT'S CREEPY MAN GIRLFRIEND. >> YEAH, BRO. THAT'S THE CREEPY MAN GIRLFRIEND. >> HEY, BRO. WHEN DID HE GET A GIRLFRIEND? I AIN'T SHOWING UP TO GERMANY AND PARTY >> KEY TO THIS DOOR, BRO. >> YOU GOT A KEY. >> OH NO. >> HEY. HEY. WAIT. >> HEY. DON'T YOU DO THAT. >> NO. NO. Don't you DO IT. Don't die. Hold it. THAT'S THE GIRL. THAT'S THE GIRL. THAT'S THE GIRL. HEY. HEY. THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY IS OVER. EVERYBODY OUT. EVERYBODY OUT. EVERYBODY OUT. THIS
1:00:38 PARTY. HEY, GO GO GO GO GO. EVERYBODY OUT. EVERYBODY. HEY, THIS PART IS OPEN. EVERYBODY GET UP OUT OF HERE. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. HEY, HEY, LOOK, MAN. We got A BIG PROBLEM. HEY, I CAN'T STAND HERE NO MORE, BRO. We got a big problem. We out here.