The Digimon Movie Review - I Think We Do Hate Ourselves

0:00 this is the GV podcast a variety review podcast featuring two of The Three Idiots giving their thoughts on cartoons and Anime this is an opinion based podcast and there's no way we're saying our thoughts and opinions are objective keep this in mind and enjoy the show that's what happened when Johnny silverhand paired up with John Wick in fortnite was his silver hand his gun good old John Silver no he has his own gun it's like a pistol that shoots like uh shotgun shells it's pretty cool anyway good morning everybody my name is Mayhem from YouTube I'm Duke and today Duke has something special for us isn't that right Duke yes uh not like how special like good special or bad special this is uh for you actually what this is for you I'm scared now you asked for this while back of uh we saw a movie that you really liked and you really wanted to do

0:45 a review on it click and stop it what is it dude what do we got well what was a movie that you and I watched in the past year uh that's currently on HBO Max now that you were really like happy about in fact it's in your playlist now of songs uh um uh Death Note Bell's getting an anime no no no where is the movies we're talking about the movies cut that well that's up to you if you want to but no cut that out I decided that hey you know what you really like that movie so much so that I decided we're gonna go in and watch it but we gotta lead up to it yeah because it is technically a

1:32 spiritual sequel to A Spiritual sequel okay so it's the third it is basically the third movie of a Trilogy essentially oh okay yeah uh the pre the one before it was a movie by the name of Summer Wars that one I saw as a kid was my absolute favorite movie well if you don't find summer than Russia wins but genuinely when we get to it you will love that movie interesting like it is one of my favorites a kid so what's the first one I'm scared now okay so it's one piece Sword Art Online let me pop up my my uh description uh Japanese animated film adaptation produced by Saban entertainment you know Power Rangers yeah Rangers that's good right yeah uh distributed by 20th Century Fox Now now Disney so it's a Disney movie so yeah

2:19 we're watching Disney movie Yes uh it's a part of a uh kind of like a pokemon-like franchise Digimon yeah no yeah no we're back on Digimon that's awesome yeah no that's my turn only sort of because we're not watching the full show we're just watching the movie which one the original well no okay so I'll tell you this the reason why you're not gonna like this uh the reason why it was such a bad movie was because what they did was they used a bunch of short films and combined them together that's why it's so disjointed we'll be able to talk about that once we come back because yeah today we are watching the the Digimon movie with Carter hey by

3:06 the way uh apparently have had a budget of 5 million and five million dollars yeah and the box office uh gave it 16.6 million they made money on this yes Digimon the movie had cut more than 40 minutes of scenes from the individual Japanese films to save time and introduced several changes in tone dialogue and plot owing to the number of changes made it is considered an original work by the Press upon release the film received generally negative reviews from critics despite this the film was a box office success so this is really what went up against YouTube Strikes Back actually Yes actually uh yeah around the exact same time yeah actually we're watching me too Strikes Back yep from the short films Digimon Adventure 1999 Digimon Adventure our war

3:52 game and Digimon Adventure 2 Digimon hurricane chain Landing Transcendent Evolution the golden digimentals but that's the thing is I don't care about this why are you telling me that there's a difference between them because I don't care I don't think you're gonna like this I doubt but hey on the bright side look at it like this in about um two months we'll be able to finally watch bill and two months we'll watch even more Digimon in too much we'll re-watch Digimon we'll watch the movie again because I would have forgotten it and when this part two comes out that I would go hey what is Digimon again guys and then you guys would go wait we just watched it and I go no I didn't I forgot it I mentally repressed it because oh I don't know I didn't really want to watch it because oh I don't know it was a

4:39 terrible movie with the both of you into so I'm gonna guess that you both into knowing that I didn't watch any of it and that I killed myself I mean if you gave me a positive response I would have just made us watch Belle [Music] and we just watched the Digimon movie and I'm tired and Duke and man loved it I didn't I loved it how awful it was one it was Digimon automatic failure at that point two it was a weird movie yeah it was like three movies so a dance hello everyone thank you for making the meeting let's first give a warm welcome to our newest member Devi Mong nice to

5:26 be here guys I'm just glad I realized having money was more important than having an opinion amen I like him put him on his shirt [Music] and we just watched the Digimon movie and I'm tired and Duke and Megan loved it I didn't I loved it yeah see how awful it was one it was Digimon automatic failure at that point two it was a weird movie yeah it was like three movies so don't spoiler thoughts for this movie sucks what about you jinsu what do you think of this movie um I hate Digimon

6:14 it was uh how do I explain it was a weird like perspective that they took they they just kind of like were like hey what if the story started like this and I think it actually I think that's actually Canon like the biggest yeah the beginning part of it the beginning part is reference in the show yeah yeah and Mewtwo was canon in Mewtwo Strikes Back yeah then the Genesect movie The Legion of sex movie happened let's not talk about genesects it changed Mewtwo's voice and Mewtwo forgot that add the importance of life and decided hmm kidding I'm here only for myself and not for the band of other Pokemon I'm a different YouTuber I see now my lesson has been nulled nullified that one Mew noise is now canceled for

7:02 me can't believe that this is the DVD release of Digimon the movie It I remember watching this as a kid I remember watching the VHS tape of it I remember hearing about Digimon and then just going this is worst Pokemon bye my sisters and I love Digimon we watched the [ __ ] out of Digimon you guys have a Nostalgia for it I don't anyways I hate it I rewatched it back in like middle school I had fun it was fun it was cringy but it was fun you are not allowed my sisters and I watched it again when she was in high school when I was in Middle School yeah and then uh what do you think of it when you re-watched it same show that we liked

7:48 yeah okay definitely it definitely I definitely noticed the ReUse animation that they had all over the place yeah and that was everywhere that kind of bored it for me I would fall asleep watching it but I mean this had a tagline you would put on the back of the box you could watch it and fall asleep insomnia cured and Netflix had all of Digimon up to uh uh Digimon Tamers yeah those are the first three seasons essentially so I had a lot of fun with that of I watched I watched the first three seasons too yeah but I will I have to say this movie having that random third act that I did not see that yeah I saw somebody I saw the rest of this movie and then it felt like they edited edited in like tidbits of another

8:33 character and then shoehorned and very poorly cropped this movie into the rest of this movie yeah it feels like it's way too close once again I saw the VHS tip tape as a kid it's the exact same as the DVD like I remember so it's not the difference between VHS and DVD it's the difference of the movie people making the movie being terrible they I don't know what they were thinking doing that oh they were thinking of making consider okay best way to describe this movie it is a YouTube poop compilation that's what it feels like but also the story of Digimon yeah they try to add story to a YouTube poop that's what it is which you know when when that's YouTube it makes it better the worst yeah don't you dare put

9:21 YouTube poop down that hard they do it way better it feels like a compilation of like random moments from like Dragon Ball Z abridged is how it feels there's a lot of like cut moments where you're just like like well like but like season one but like they they like randomly skip ahead or cut back or come ahead and cut back and cut ahead and cut back no way when my sister and I watched this movie we watched it in Japanese so so I here that's why during the dialogue and like them cutting in and like having random Parts about Willis and the dialogue being totally random and chaotic as [ __ ] that was not in the Japanese version shinsu but it does make the English version a lot more funny that's what it is you watch the Japanese that's why because in Japanese

10:07 it's actual it's an actual movie like it's three different movies is what they chopped up that in America that's what they did when they dubbed it they just got three different movies chopped them up and put them in but it doesn't feel like three different movies it feels like two that's the thing with writing you can make it blend together okay but like the the the first two that you guys are talking about that was always the one singular movie and I felt like that part flowed fine yeah exactly and uh basically is that those two movies were close enough that you don't have to change too much for the third one they decided to add that in just because it was like I mean we have the footage so uh what do we do and shoe horned it at the end bring it in at the end that's what they did what was the first movie then it was their their

10:53 backstory the prequel is like its own thing it's it's Greymon fighting the bird yeah I can look it up right now first third yes the first movie yes I don't remember ever watching that like by itself it was always coupled with that second part and that's why this is terrible I can look up the Digimon movie right now and it's just gonna tell you hey this is what it is I'm sorry therapy this is what it first thing it says it gives you an ad for Better Health bad I hate it it gives you a better health exactly let me see uh the film used footage from the short films Digimon Adventure 1999 Digimon Adventure our war game and Digimon Adventure 2 Digimon hurricane Landing transcended Evolution the golden digimentals okay

11:39 they were shorts yeah it was shorts that's what it was it wasn't a movie it was shorts uh something else that you'll find interesting uh let me see Digimon the movie had cut more than 40 minutes of scenes from the individual Japanese films to save time and introduce several changes in tone dialogue and plot that's what I suppose so we just didn't watch the right [ __ ] thing no we did we just didn't watch the we technically actually were we technically just watched exactly what all American kids were given this is how we were supposed to enjoy Digimon this is how what studio did this again let me see mappa 20th Century Fox 12 Fox wanted to show it to us guys oh really [ __ ] up so much other [ __ ] too that was just like

12:25 mid-2000s early 2000s like showing ruining anime guess what the budget of this movie was Oh God which is basically chopping it up right was the editing which you can do easily and voice acting so 5 million they got a box office of 16 million they got exposure yeah they got exposure they didn't get any money for they got exposure God being a voice actor [ __ ] sucks Taco Bell promoted Digimon Louisiana before the films released by a summer partnership with a franchise from July 13 2000 to September 9th 2000. at least it made over three times like the budget they offered toys and other Collectibles with purchase of their kids meals that's that's the craziest part is

13:12 that they actually made money from this movie The Triple dealers March 20th of 2019 the Walt Disney company acquired the distribution rights to Digimon the movie as part of their acquisition to 21st Century Fox technically they could re-release this can you imagine they just were like hey guess we're adding to Disney plus you know what you know what like did you buy that DVD that we had yes so you yeah it's going to be on Disney plus soon since you bought it it's going to be free on a streaming service I hate I hate when this happens the number of times that I would buy a series because it wasn't on any streaming service and then five months later streaming service that's what happened I bought all of

13:58 avatar The Last Airbender then it went to Netflix then I bought Cora because it wasn't on anything and then it was on Netflix I pirated every show I wanted to watch I've never had to spend anything and I'm happy and my wallet is happy Digimon the movie was also number five in the box office oh and these corporates they're starving too no they're fine bring them in everyone else bought their [ __ ] yeah suckers like this guy about their shoes keeps buying it the international success of Digimon the movie LED toshio Suzuki to contact mamoru hasado to direct Howell's Moving Castle though he later left the production due to creative differences oh my God I was about to freak out Digimon the movie is over 22 years after

14:45 its release osoto's uh soda's most successful film in the United States the strongest Digimon what is this no random post my friend sent me I don't know what it is I'm trying to read it it's too blurry the film received generally negative reviews from by critics according to the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes 24 of critics have given the movie A positive review based on 41 reviews with an average rating of 4 out of 10. critics for census reads Digimon is better than Pokemon but it's still a predictable movie with mediocre animation the film has a weighted average score of 20 out of a hundred 20 out of 100 too

15:32 high it's too high at the 2000 stinkers bad movie awards because this film won the award for my worst achievement in animation however the magazine anime Mage conducted a list of the top 100 anime Productions in January 2001 and Digimon the movie placed 88th on the list so yeah there you go I hate that it had way too much of a presence than I would expect that I was expecting to actually hear that it was actually Chris that actually had critic reviews and what went to an award ceremony yeah and almost allowed the director to make Howl's Moving Castle yeah but it couldn't be creative enough so

16:18 so you can ask where I thought oh yeah no this movie is uh it's definitely awful but I had a lot of fun that's the thing you'll you'll hate it for the fact if you're by yourself just trying to yeah you hate it alone but if you watch it with friends this is the funniest movie ever so if you are a lonely person you will hate it how funny can this movie be Smash Mouth plays at the end yeah all star plays at the very end for no reason and wendigo man's just swaying his arms that's the thing like once again you hear the jokes in this we're all losing it we're all making fun of it it's so much fun like not going to watch it again uh we'll re-watch it for our 10-year

17:04 anniversary if you ever do watch this again I'll decide what you watch not to say that's all [Laughter] if you ever watch it again I'm taking over the schedule I'm stabbing Duke and taking over and you'll watch the original cuts of the short movies that aren't terrible and then you guys get to review berserk yay so I finally got to a certain point in berserk and I was just like oh my God yeah let's talk about something better yeah the child got stabbed yes if you put water on a fire it doesn't go out it makes steam boiling water and you put it through a filter then you can drink it don't drink it right now you idiot okay he's just showing it again

17:52 so uh anyway the three the three parts of Digimon I'll go I will decide for who will uh be uh described on a Canadian cartoon I was gonna say yeah so the four parts uh actually let's talk about the Canadian cartoon that opened up that we had to skip because jinzu was going to kill us if we didn't yeah the it was the most randomest [ __ ] I've ever seen like why what is this who what to see who decided that this should go in the movie and it's like a really shitty like animation of these kids talking about the Digimon movement and I was like I just want to watch the movie and then you skip ahead and then you see the opening it's like it's like 10 minutes after sentence of this [ __ ]

18:39 I'll say that when it comes to the opening bit for some reason when it comes to the DVD and the VHS I still remember this as a kid uh there is a Canadian show that I remember hearing about that everyone who watched it hated it what was it called I don't remember you remember everything about her except for their name I remember things that I want to remember who are you duke I don't know who you are anymore there's something you don't remember okay fine it was Angela the name of the command character was Angela and it was a paper craft kind of show with very very awful animation stop-motion weird [ __ ] and yeah they went to the movies they went to watch ditchy on the movie it's a worse version of what they did in SpongeBob which was

19:26 actually good with the Pirates going to watch the movie at the beginning the tickets to The SpongeBob Movie characters going in to watch the movie has been done like three times in my memory and both times were better than Digimon what was the other one [ __ ] Teen Titans Go watch Space Jam you watched that I saw clips of it and it was hilarious oh yeah now you're right now you're walking back now I'm criticizing you for it that's the thing I'm saying that I've watched it it's hilarious yeah you're walking back and it's it's still awful but you at least get some enjoyment instead of Angela my ninja evolve too like you heard it you heard it here now

20:13 folks that Duke prefers Teen Titans go over a digimon openings I was gonna say I prefer Teen Titans Go to Angela you're right opening oh and then we get the backstory yeah so I'll say you handle backstory episode You Will jinzu you will handle the uh like whole virus storyline good part and then I will handle the last the windigo Wonder Girl so we first get you probably wonder how this all got started well when I was a kid you got Kyrie narrates everything back in 2003. in fact when I was three and so in 2001

21:01 my family my family was living in New York City no no uh like they're literally just like there's another Digimon they're like half their age and yet they're still um what's one calls it they're still like have the same brain capacity of when they're eight years older yeah so so that's something to take in and then a little drawing and like it what's the name of the the girl so she goes like she wakes up in the middle of the night and like goes into the computer room because that's the still thing in the 2000s and and what's his face I can't remember his name or Ty Ty is just like I'm gonna use

21:50 the bathroom oh hello my little baby sister what are you doing in the computer room why is the screen all red and terrifying why is it coming out why is there just something coming out of the screen what the hell they also explained that uh like they try to tie into the third Act of like yeah and also on the other side of the planet another kid is getting his egg very awkwardly in the narration without showing anything we don't show it and then basically it turns out it was an it was a digimon egg and it hatches into the uh the dinosaur and um they kind of just like hang out with him but then he gets really big for some reason and then he just goes on a rampage but like Rampage is in he takes Kyrie and just

22:35 starts walking around Japan like they're around the city and make sure you look both ways for a car hey did you look um did you even know what a car is I'll say that once again the dubbing of this is actually it has some great moments it saves this movie from being even worse so in other words uh dragon ball the first movie remember that stuff it's gonna destroy the whole world really the whole world okay maybe not the whole world but it's still so good I don't know but it's awful but it's so good and then as they're just they're just going around they almost get hit by a car and then

23:22 swerve at the last it's it like nobody falling like looks like it hits them that's my favorite line of the of uh the people in the car just go and like like oh did you see that oh no no no I was sleeping but you're the driver it sounds like a YouTube like a bridge thing it really it's definitely what inspires they did actually uh as a April Fool's joke yeah they did they did they did do a thing and that thing is gold that video is gold you should have watched that instead we definitely should oh here let me put it up real quick now that we're back okay okay I don't have to do this recording okay and all of a suddenly a giant bird

24:08 Digimon just shows up and starts like destroying stuff and then the dinosaur gets really like like he did your balls again but it's like really big so it's a giant fight between a T-Rex and a bird and it's actually kind of cool but very basic it's like Godzilla versus Amber bird name of Bird Big Bird trying to name a Kaiju Bird Big Bird oh bigger bird there you go I'm the biggest bird I'm the biggest bird it's it's Godzilla versus the biggest bird the biggest bird they keep on trying to give him Wings in like concept art like um feathers sorry they keep on trying to give them feathers and every time it

24:53 doesn't follow through because they all go why he's a dinosaur but like bird like actual like bird feathers not like the bat wings that he has birds are dinosaurs too not in my religion that sounds like a thing a pagan would say something a cancer could say you're right you know what I don't think that we should have things be this um black and white that's not somebody who says the the other way get them boys that sounds like something my enemy would say that we shouldn't be fighting but we definitely should be because I said so you see those guys over there yeah there what was it they're blue there's nothing

25:40 at all because how about them but they're blue I've always hated because you know why no reason but here we go boys where the red and we're gonna kill all them blues over there because we hate them for some reason racism lore the origin they're not us our dignified leader their their um oh what was the term uh desperate they're unjust undeserving this but so anyway uh tell us more about uh Godzilla versus I'm the biggest bird I'm the biggest bird it's very it's very basic and you're basically just going can this fight be over now you're

26:26 talking about the actual one of the best of the parts of the movie because that was actually fun just because it's one of the best parts of the movie does not mean it was good but that's literally what that means it means it was less [ __ ] the animation was really well done as it's a massive fight with a giant Greymon versus a giant parrotmon as it once again it is the animator Behind movies such as Summer Wars and um a bell so of course the animation is going to be pretty good no grandma grandma was sounds accurate other one was the big one but wasn't that version of Greymon like massive compared to how it usually is like it's also a digital world so it could be like from their perspective considering their children but also a child yes yeah and it's also

27:13 a T-Rex yeah was that the one we were talking about yes Greymon he literally has a line where after he gets like knocked out and the kids wake him up with the whistle that like it was all a nice thing uh he wakes up his eyes right there and they go coramon it's Greymon now you can be whatever you want buddy okay and that's when they had the massive uh a blast what's his move called again it just erases everything it kills everybody it literally destroys this block of a city and then the morning sun comes and they're both gone and the two

28:00 kids are looking at this like next time you're telling Mom the tires just screaming into the distance don't you want to play Horsey blue eyes white did you blue eyes white Digimon it's close enough our Airy and ditchy one now blue eyes blonde hair drama

28:46 it just starts going guys so was that even close to German no no once again the funny thing about this uh part of the part of the movie is the fact that it is Canon 2 the show itself [Laughter] it's referenced multiple times by the uh the main characters as like the moment that they all became digidestant basically like I hate that protagonist I hate that word so much what did you did she destined it's pretty funny but uh in the anime that they they talk about that moment constantly and you never see it

29:35 no one remembers it either everyone who watched it who was there doesn't remember it so the Digimon are like talking about it and they're like huh what are you talking about that's weird I think one thing they basically mention about it is yeah no it's kind of like the re like there was a thing that happened that messed up our street and so we all had to move and like everyone moved away from each other but like not super far away obviously I'm so mad so then we now move on to the second third part I can't keep calling him thirds when they're not all the same length it's okay the second four parts it's a second act okay there you go well

30:21 tell us about the second act jinsu did y'all ever watch oh [ __ ] oh did y'all ever play Watch Dogs no yeah I pet dogs remember Watch Dogs is I'm sorry not you you no no not you dispatch not you you uncultural swine you you uncultural time hey I remember watch dogs that was fun I never played Watch Dogs either but oh okay to try to buy it yeah no one relates like I remember it came out like several months before and I was like let me try

31:08 to get this game because I have money that I it was given for some reason that must have been a cool feeling getting a game and not knowing anything about it and then like seeing what it's about yeah except when the game is bad then it's like I'll return this no if a game's bad I don't return it sadly it was a How to Train Your Dragon looking at you Smurfs too is it How to Train Your Dragon game okay and my sister really wanted that game so we so she got it she completed it not like she played it no she completed it in one hour Jesus Christ my 100 of it my parents let me get a DS game and I wanted to get this Transformers game uh and my sister's like no you didn't want

31:54 you to get that just my sisters my parents didn't go yeah my sisters were like no we don't want you to get that it's too it's too rough for you you and I was like what I literally watched the first Transformer movie I watched that one dude get cut in half or ripped in half I I've watched horror movies with you guys my entire childhood what do you mean it's too rough for me I've seen the alien movies I've seen the the freaking I've seen Rambo oh dude almost Rambo at like nine and instead instead they got me the B Movie game no it was probably gonna be worse no I haven't there's so many Transformer games I have the one you speak of

32:40 because I know context clues what I don't so I don't even know the subtitime it was just a DS Transformers game yes and my sister's got the B Movie game instead and they 100 of it and I was like how how did you 100 this [ __ ] game how why I was gonna say was it better than the movie brother which B movies in this movie again and I even actually actually technically even watched people that was this really annoying part where you had to go through like a city street like just a one street and you had to get like honey from like under the benches and crap and there was a cat that always came and killed me and I can never get past him oh I like how when when you're younger there's always this one thing from a random game that was like your hurdle in

33:26 life Dark Souls no like a random game it was just like the one thing that got in your way and if it stays with you that you never got past it no no I got past everything you feel like it got hard I remember playing uh Jack and Daxter that game is hard when you're small you know it's also really hard when you're small Super Mario Brothers oh yeah and then you grow up and you're like oh I literally just have to run and jump it's literally I just press this button and then this button and then I win it's literally just charge a Bowser at full Sprint and just go like it's so funny watching little Mario you book it at Bowser with like eight bits and passages and he just jumps over him he's like oh let me get past you oh wait no that's where the x

34:13 is oh why doesn't Bowser use the X because because Digimon well because he's using it to hold a bridge [Music] [Laughter] can you tell us about this second act oh yeah okay so we start talking about video games so um I they try they try linking it back to the First Short movie where it was like oh this egg happened so now the

34:58 other eggs are happening after but uh that's about right yeah and um I forget how it like started I think I think Ty and Izzy are just hanging out with each other and then is he oh no no is he Ty's making an email Ty's making an email to Sora because he did something with her hairpin and she didn't appreciate it and pissed in her head oh wait wasn't it something as as dumb as the Hat thing was in the first uh act where it was like like oh yes sorry I threw up in her hat I was on the first time that was not in the First Act it was the throw up in the Hat was literally stated that's when they were kids yes but literally there's a call Mimi told you told me you threw him in my hat oh yeah that isn't the First Act see the thing is that I don't know the

35:43 second answer is they looked away I've never watched this movie before uh Tai gave her a hairpin because he said yeah your hair looks nice and she reacted as like oh you don't like my hats no no it was hair and then he was like how can I tell your hair is always covered by your hat and oh so now you don't like my hat [Laughter] I think I got it right here you got it just about right and it's like it's that usual [ __ ] that writers try to go for when it comes to like early 2000s like like conflict between male and female characters with the with the Dell Riders like let's make like a linking joke so that it's like kind of funny and then it makes it makes Thai writing to sort of

36:29 make a little bit more sense throwing up it makes an email doesn't really matter meanwhile all the machines in the world meanwhile Izzy's on the black web eating his [ __ ] McDonald uh Big Mac and he spots a virus just just chilling just chilling he just finds a virus I was on page 345 on PornHub finding that one video and I saw this virus attacking the specific program it was like no no my favorite one everyone at the same same time around the world is just seeing an egg hatch on their screen peculiar if I saw that I would literally just turn off my computer Take It Outside and shoot it

37:15 hello yeah especially the last thing it says hello yeah it catches eyeball comes out first thing nope nope I'm out I'm Society bye I don't care a little Pac-Man Ghost with singular eyeball and some horns comes up nope let the nukes come well I hope it kills you too you [ __ ] Abomination it's a weird thing is that nukes take out the power grid what does the internet required power so anyway um Scooby-Doo this virus doxes everybody shows the right America no but um it just kind of like keeps digivolving and then

38:02 um and then Matt and and Ty will just just find it somewhere and they just started attacking me and I like how the Hub or whatever the thread is just this big circle that's supposed to represent the internet and there's just a bunch of numbers flying everywhere enter it looks like yeah yeah and it has like this is like random internet motifs and uh the U.S flag I don't remember that wasn't [ __ ] there I'm telling you bro it was jarring Okay so they're fighting this thing and a digiables like through the smoke um and something weird that they do with Digimon movies is they'll have they'll have characters they evolve like seem seamlessly but like off screen like yeah they'll clip off screen like they're like oh little baby v-mon Demi demon ran

38:49 into this bag and he came out of his name as regularly mom um thankful for that every so often considering like I never do it every time they show the animation every time that happens in the show they actually do like dude the show is like 20 minutes long but it's closer to like 15 minutes due to animation okay so next episode is five minutes in actuality the whole show is like 20 hours or something maybe not I'm like I'm not being specific or like accurate I'm just like throwing a generalization so it's like 20 hours long right yeah like three hours is them did you evolving and like the data's going through the digivise and they're circling and just going into them and they're like I'm did you evolve too it's almost yes horrendous one though still to this

39:37 day is they once had a had a collection of digivolutions where it wasn't like all of them going at the same time it was one it was one after the other for all eight Digimon and it was a solid five to six minutes and it was playing like the main theme you played them it was just yeah that's a song it's the usual like Digimon Theme song playing eight times anime thing where the opening starts playing when the climax starts hidden but so so they're fighting this thing and did he wrote some more and then they did evolve back and they're still fighting it and then they lose and then the funniest thing happens they the the war Greymon and uh metal

40:23 Guru Ramon can't move because the [ __ ] everyone who's watching everyone everyone on the planet is sending emails at the same time constantly okay the live switch Yeah like literally literally and it's like oh oh the bandwidth has been taking up oops oops we have to tell them all to stop hit left go left you need to hit him with the fireball all right guys I opened Elgin ring in 1999. and then it gets it gets so bad that the Dearborn starts to like hack into like military databases and activating missiles and [ __ ] like that and it's like okay now we're in a time limit running around a US flag okay you guys count down from 10

41:08 . yeah just sends an email that says I like how I like how the first message it sends is just Spanish hello hello hello hello hello yeah with the best joke of just the guy of like like oh what was it like he's eating all this data why does it just go to a convenience store cut to a convenience store uh you see a guy buying chocolate okay I'll come up to uh one million dollars 100 whoa that was it A bash of Reddit

41:54 oh yeah then there was the whole thing with the phones where like everybody was getting the same call at the same time yeah just cutting to everybody popping out their phones one guy in a bush in the background hello to be spying on somebody hello but yeah the phone lines are backed up oh that's great now my sister won't call me three times a day Ty trying to call everybody what was the the line they said like I'm sorry all the all the lines all the lines are currently unavailable okay try this again all lines are currently unavailable try this again I said all the lines are unavailable did you hear me [ __ ]

42:42 most of Germany did you not understand what I just said yeah I died so we got Ty and the Italian man bringing a good old digimon's to the diaboro mod for an epic fight so they just called himself and then and then they're lagging and then all of a sudden the movie decides actually the emails are sending hope through everyone's and like and like Ty and Matt go through their [ __ ] screens and they're going into the world of VR and gray one has such a tight Bond then second time became digitized and as he went into the digital world I was gonna go for my wife though

43:30 that scene but it's like a random character from an anime and it's just like finally you see instead of WarGreymon it's it's like Hatsune Miku floating there I can never [Music] seen that clip you ever seen that clip with Hatsune Miku where she's just walking down after having bought a leak and gets her leak stolen and handed like a hundred uh uh the money for it the 100 yen it's just like well luckily I bought this for 90 Yen so I made cash so I'm not mad foreign the best part is they use the actual like uh text-to-speech for Hatsune Miku when it came to her voice in that in

44:15 that anime yeah you ever hear uh Hatsune Miku talk you're actually spot on I'm not kidding would you like to flip it all your mortal possessions your kid but I'm not I'm not kidding you're actually spot on for how she sounded get in the following bases it's too loud all your base too loud but uh anyway so tell us uh with the Clone diaboromon uh what happens with the The Hope and going into the digital world with Ty and Matt what happened to them when they went in because I was in a pen 10 headed attention they immediately got [ __ ] eviscerated because they went into the digital world where a virus was active and was eating data alive and he saw them

45:02 ah I think I'm a Greek man from Greek era and I spot two little boys show me your butthole so anyway what happens with uh you know uh WarGreymon becoming an arm what you want to say the rest of YouTube I think I think you want to say the recipe it's kind of weird yeah or sorry a pauldron what's up with wargreymon's head becoming a poultry so anyway tell us about that important where you mean how they fuse together yes and they like

45:49 their heads become like specific Parts onto the fusion okay so their bodies retracting to their heads and their heads become hands and they become one whole like Gundam Digimon it's omimon army mod looks exactly like a Gundam I think apparently in um in a sub it's supposed to be Omega mon or something like that yeah yeah and they changed it to omnimon because they felt Omega would be like upsetting I'm get I'm gonna guess Christians Alpha and Omega yeah no I'm not a fan yeah the Digimon part though that's gonna be a little bit in hot water that's gonna put it in hot water seriously saying Pokemon's demonic but but not mentioning Digimon have you seen

46:38 have you seen Angela mom have you seen my Christmas list so anyway tell us about omnimon in his fight let's kick it I mean it's just it's just like the typical anime like oh we powered up now we're stronger and then they start wiping out the viruses um and all the all the emails start sending rays and [ __ ] and after after omnimon becomes a thing then it pauses the lacks which gets reversed on yeah the best part was the fact that the way they do that specifically is they forward all the emails to diaboromon yeah that's what they specifically say I'll just forward it to him option that's an option that they just

47:23 didn't think to do earlier send I'm gonna dox him I'm gonna I'm gonna die IP address get stabbed in the head game shark slice the half I'm gonna have him decompress this or I'm gonna have him what was it called again that says history homework and it's actually Four terabytes it's actually a four terabyte bomb it's a it's a it's a picture of heavy it's a picture of heavy from Team Fortress 2 but it's literally seven terabytes of info oh sorry this is actually five pentabytes uh this is five pentagons of heavy railing the crap out of scout [Laughter]

48:14 it's like wait once in a lifetime if you wish him no that's the thing he got he paused because he he pressed the letter P on the search bar and it didn't say Portugal he has grandfather clock without them and then they managed to defeat him but then didn't yeah because now we get into the third Act so we jump forward uh oh forgot to mention last little detail of course there's that nuke that was sent by Dior oh yeah it did explode over Japan and uh wiped out everybody and that was the third nuclear bomb that wiped out all of Japan and and then we went down the Akira timeline it wiped out a nagashima so uh anyway that's not a real place I know

49:03 that's what I was mixing together Tokyo oh got it here uh hero saki sorry you're a saki you're a [ __ ] you suck kill yourself the famous Japanese cities [Laughter] over to kill yourself it hit two cities it was uh kyokyo and Toto kyokyo kyokyo and Toto sucky sucky and lucky lucky kyokio and Osaka the four nations live together in harmony I'm talking [Laughter] till the Glocks attacked we are no longer alive in Japan anyways

49:48 it never was it was never thought I would be those beginning stipulations at my birth were the reason anyway you will never know what they are we decided we decided they decide to jump forward to the second season essentially uh the Digimon Adventure 2 and basically it's this whole story of this kid who like they try to say it was involved since the very beginning he was there the whole time guys don't worry don't look at it don't look at him too hard it was that the whole time guys see we talked about him this time and this time and this time and this time he was special because he had two Digimon he was special because he had two Digimon

50:35 Wendy goes so anyway uh the virus that came over earlier went and corrupted kokomon and turned it into a wendigo and it ate Willis Willis is dead okay uh end of movie so anyway guys what did you guys say the interior man goes over to a kid named henrymon [Laughter] what did Kyle 45 claim that he was better than any machine Digimon what about Barbara mon so so Lamborghini man so so Nintendo mon we see the second generation of kids as they're hanging out doing their thing meanwhile you got uh the two kids from the original generation tight take TK

51:20 and Kai Kyrie and zoro's there for some reason Kari God I hate these names I keep forgetting them I will never Kari and TK Kari and TK are in America for some reason team kill and like they literally say just because I felt like going to American also because I thought it would irritate Davis and so they go there and this is does this game have Friendly Fire I don't know let me check oh [ __ ] ing the scene of Optimus Prime murdering the [ __ ] I said is this game on Friendly Fire let's check okay like just pretend swing it's so I was

52:08 like and then the mummy who actually hit I was like [ __ ] that's the attempt the senior Optimus Prime kills one of the Decepticons by grabbing its head with an ax and they're just ripping it and jumping over so anyway uh as they're hanging out in America for some odd reason uh you see the guy I mentioned earlier Willis uh trying to go after the win to go mon as I said the wendigo mon is after him uh he's trying to follow it like cool come on why won't you go back with me stop dead naming me I don't know

52:54 me you [ __ ] [Laughter] I'm not calling you Henry am I you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh no by the way Willis is literally just white skinned blonde hair Henry from Digimon Tamers yeah what ends up happening is there they have a fight the TK and Kari see it they're like oh we can help you and he goes no go away I don't want your help and so they they leave on a train to try

53:39 to catch to catch up to Willis or something or other the hitchhikes across the country no TK and Kari go on train that's what they do while Willis is still heading to where they say that they're going Colorado Where it All Began they're going to Colorado Ohio Ohio Colorado I was trying to enjoy my trip to Japan but they just keep reminding me of what state I live in why would you do this and so we get the rest of the team ends up meeting up with Willis uh they go what you talk about Willis as uh he

54:24 mentions that he's trying to deal with the wendigo and they end up having a whole fight with uh the wind to go on is it just it keeps going the same [ __ ] of foreign as nothing is progressing and eventually they all I'll say there's one nice scene where we get to hear Willis's backstory the story we've already heard of like yeah it was just me and my two Digimon and uh then one of them turned bad after virus thing and Davis is the one to go that's the sad story I've ever heard there you go shouldn't be so sad you

55:10 shouldn't be so sad because it's not your backstory oh you're right I won't be and he just snaps out of it immediately that's really like an anime joke like I've seen that before I love it where they've just been like why the [ __ ] are you cry I don't know I don't know that's not how you were about to be crying so I was making sure to be in time with it so they end up finally going to the final battle where it did evolves once again twice the first it did evolves into a giant slender bunny named antioleman and then it it basically skips whatever steps would have happened and goes into its final form uh chirubimon evil mode evil evil variation evil variation of

55:56 cherubis this is just it this is about to be what jinsu is was thinking the entire time why'd you do that why'd you mess it up I'm glad you I'm glad you grabbed that [Applause] um what are you doing oh my God I don't know I saw him down and everything started opening everything from everything on my phone was breaking so they have this whole fight and a bunch of them are starting to turn into kids for whatever reason yeah it's like like it turns out what they said beginning not Colorado return to the beginning little go Colorado okay no no I mean beginning of time oh oh God this is part six Jojo

56:42 oh my God middle in heaven no we made it Ohio so the goes back to the past Samurai Jack and ends up uh having this whole thing where Angela Mon and Angemon show up like we can do this we cannot do this never mind here's some the gold Digi eggs use the power to turn gold as we've get we get uh what's the name of uh the the one that veeamon turns into I always forget which one is gold Evolution magnemon magnemon we get magnemon and

57:29 rapidmon even though rabbit mod is in cool he's gold in this one oh I watched the show as a kid so like seeing all these again now is weird yeah and I still remember everything and so did you evolve they win and it's like okay good kokomon's gone forever oh no the egg washed up should I have egg now Smash Mouth and then wendigo mod dance to hey now you're right get your game on when to go that's the movie that's actually just the movie and then it just ends with like not even the full song Oh That Glitters Is Gold Stars can break the most

58:18 [Laughter] in 1984 . so now that we've survived now that Mayhem has survived Psalms by the way whenever I hear 1984 at this point my mind just goes back to the uh 1889 1984 I think of that was it uh do not use this thing as a penile extender oh my God do not use this thing

59:05 oh my God I cannot believe that you were trying to put on she cuts to 1984. literally 1984. literally I can't do anything characters what are your thoughts on the characters of Digimon there were characters I thought he was literally just characters what do you think of the characters in this movie oh this is her basic as [ __ ] everybody's dumb well this is like your only time really seeing them so you have like none of their developments exactly and that sucks so you watching this movie is terrible Duke hey he wanted to watch Bell we had to watch the trilogy yeah this is what we have to watch in order to to talk about Bell not true I know yeah I know

59:51 according to him that is this is the weird way that he thinks he makes it go okay let's just let's find the trilogy of this Animation Studio basically what it is the origin of me doing this basically is uh there was a article that popped up where it was uh something stated by the the creators of Belle where they said that technically Belle is a spiritual successor to Summer Wars with some rewards in itself is a spiritual successor to Digimon the movie so in order to talk about engine ring we first have entire history of this one gaming studio yes why do you think I'm the guy that pushes for watching the first of

1:00:37 everything or playing the first of everything when you guys said at the beginning let's play Dragon Quest I said Dragon Quest one and then we talk about not doing Akira Toriyama and that's why we're starting at the beginning of the dragon ball movies even though none of them are good it makes sense and it's just the same Arc of Dragon Ball over and over again yeah final thoughts I don't want to watch it again um I watched I watched the [ __ ] I watched these as shorts individually so seeing it compiled into one very awkwardly edited movie to Frankenstein with with chaotic as fun dialogue I'm a little on the fence I like I like don't hate it but it's so funny is it good to make fun of at least

1:01:25 yeah okay good that does not mean it's a good movie I didn't say it was good I just said it's fun it has a negative score it's so bad it's good yeah exactly it cancels out bell curve bell curve no we're not there yet because what's next Duke uh first give us your thoughts with Mayhem no you got it oh my God all my thoughts the entire [ __ ] podcast all of my thoughts have been full of rage and if I ever had to watch anything about Digimon again it's not going to be good because I this movie has tainted my entire experience with Digimon do you have a question I was trying not to shut

1:02:11 the [ __ ] up I was trying not to let this skew my thoughts and like what let one thing dictate my entire thoughts about the entire series but this movie is so bad that it does I'm sorry it's so bad and I'll only ever watch this one movie that's so bad and sometimes my entire opinion of the entire Digimon franchise which is also bad yeah you can blame him for it honestly uh I stopped watching Digimon after Tamers because I just stopped understanding what the [ __ ] was happening that's what happens too is that they have to try and catch up with Pokemon but they do it in wrong in the wrong way yeah so do you have a question for us why because that's how this this podcast works that is my question why oh why oh uh the reason why is because Fox

1:02:57 Entertainment in the year 2000 decided that they didn't want to properly dub an anime and so they just grabbed all three mashed it together into a compilation and said this is good enough and it did not work that is why thank you for explaining and now what is next I I just realized you should you should like this a little better considering a similar thing happened to ghost stories no do you know what's the difference ghost stories was it was one thing it was one piece of gold that didn't get over artificially extended what it might be honestly is that fox saw what happened to who saw what happened to ghost stories and tried to replicate

1:03:45 that no I think they tried but for a kid audience and it's bad yeah so anyway what's next cocaine Nexus Summer Wars summer War a switch which is a movie that was actually dubbed properly which is actually like cohesive yes because I remember it and cocaine bear do you have some I remember that with the fact that it was on Toonami like a December movie the movie marathons of December for Toonami I remember watching it every year okay we'll talk about it more it was it in the part one of the next episode did you watch the did you watch it in summer when the war was I said December did you watch yeah the Australian summer you were on Australia for a couple years

1:04:30 right I'm gaslighting you I mean no I'm not that's not what I said forget I said did I even say that I don't know anyway I feel tears welling up for how stupid that was well let that sink in oh what is it what now end the recording goodbye everybody we'll see you next time I may not survive the next episode ends the recording Duke yes end it click the button hey man it's your space hey man it's your hour long recording if you want to see more of our content you can find our YouTube Instagram and Twitter on our link tree at linktree Green villains that's l i n k t r dot e e slash green villains