The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) | First time watching

0:00 This is Jack and Dan watching Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World. Hello. Welcome back to the channel if you're returning. And if this is your first time here, please come in, pull up a seat, sit with us. And you should know by now because this is the second Jurassic Park movie that the only place to sit is betw twix the boys right here. Yeah. Yeah. Pretend it's like a velociaptor or something. And and straddle. Yeah. Yeah. Straddle's the right word. Mount. Ooh, okay. Yeah. I thought I had the right word. Maybe not. Mount or straddle. Yeah. Straddle mount. Just combine. Yeah, sure. Combine. All right. Excited to jump into another Jurassic Park after the first one. Um that that was great that first one. Yeah. It's it's it's fun to watch these like proper classic movies cuz you see

0:46 like so much of the um just the culture of it like around, you know, like out in the world, the legacy of it. Yeah. Just the pop culture of the whole thing. And I feel like Jurassic Park is definitely one of those kind of things. We did get a lot of comments on the last video. Some people uh mentioning uh and I hate to break it to you. I'm sure you already know. Um a lot of people have been mentioning the the Pakisphilosaurus. Oh, I saw many comments saying that there's a pyphilosaurus in this movie that we're about to watch. Yeah. Which is excellent news. Yeah. Because there was a concerning lack of pachyphilosaurus in the last one. It's mild spoilers, guys, because uh it would have been quite fun to see your excitement uh like as it's like shown on screen for the first time, but uh yeah. Oh well, it is what it is.

1:32 Yeah, but now we know that's in there. But to be fair, I think that's it. Same as same as uh the last one for the most part. Well, even more so, I think. I don't think I know anything about this movie at all. No, like completely blind. We can see Jeff Goldblum is back on this thumbnail here. He's back. I'm assuming they return to the island. I think I was this is the next thing I was about to say. Uh that I'm sure some comments mentioned that they they go back they return to the island for some reason. But I don't want I didn't want to know anymore. I was like okay enough. I know. Every time I saw I was like I don't know. Yeah. Read them all. No spoilers. Yeah. Pretty curious. I wonder if it's going to be like the same cast or if there's going to be like a mix of like a couple of originals with some new guys. Maybe the kids are older and they Oh, yeah. That'd be fun. Yeah. like the little boy who was

2:18 obviously really into dinosaurs. Maybe he steps up. Was it Timmy? I think it was Timmy. Nice. And uh maybe Yeah, maybe he's grown up and he's got like a passion for it, you know, and that' be fun. He's involved in another way now. Yeah. Also, just a quick little side note, it is like an oven in this room right now. It's so hot. So, if I start to develop um a slight sheen across my skin Yeah. Uh please don't roast me. I'm a sweaty boy and I'm already roasting in this room. It's so hot. I'm pretty sure we could report it to the government for unsafe working conditions at this point. Yeah. Yeah. What's hilarious is we have this like plug-in air con unit that we it's stood on a chair here aimed at the camera to hope that the camera doesn't overheat. Desperate times in the UK we don't have air con. It doesn't exist.

3:03 But our houses are very good at retaining heat which is awful in the summer. It makes them an oven if the sun is on the house. As always, please head over to the Patreon where you can find the polls that you can vote and delus decides what we're going to watch next. the full length watch along reactions. Sync up and watch with us. The YouTube early access and the full season of a TV show, whatever it may be at the moment, which I believe is currently still blam. Yeah. Yeah. As as of this video, we're probably releasing. It's probably still on the run right now, but we'll probably as this is released on YouTube, we'll probably be recording the next one. Yeah. Slashediting the next one. So, check it out. So, check it out. The link's down there. All right. Cheers me, [ __ ] Oh. Uh, Takis sephilosaurus. Big him up. I think it's the only thing to cheers to. Yeah. [ __ ] cheers.

3:50 Cheers. To the to the to the the the headbutting dinosaur. D. That was not smooth. All right. All you cool cats and kittens. What's that from? That's like triggered something in my memory. I have no idea. Oh, cool cats and kittens. Oh, I think it's from It's on Tiger King. And there was this woman on the Tiger King who would start her vlogs. Yeah. What was her name? I can't remember. Anyway, uh Carol something. I don't know. Big Cat Rescue or something. This is completely irrelevant. We're going to start. This movie is about dinosaurs. Yeah. Yeah. Not not tigers and [ __ ] Sorry about that. Unless it's an MGM movie, then we might get a roaring lion

4:35 at the beginning, which is always fun. [Music] There you go. Impressive. What a great start to the movie. I gave you a live whistling performance. You gave me I gave it to you for free. And for all of our Patreon peeps as well. Yeah. You're welcome, by the way, cuz I know that'll make it into the YouTube video. All right. This is uh this has got to be the park, right? The island. Yeah. Look at this. Fabulous. Okay, we have we got people on the island. All right, we got new kids. Your favorite prawns. Now, darling, don't wander around.

5:20 Oh, talking back to Mumsy there, Dan. What about snakes? Look at it's a bit choppy out there, is it? Any snakes on the beach? If this was me, I'd get my board out right now. Or would you? Yeah. Start carving up some I didn't I didn't know you had it, didn't you? Do you carve water? No. What do you do on with surfboards? But anyway, it will be totally tubular then. Hello there. Look at that tiny fella. What time are you? She She's just like taking this in her stride. Like it's not groundbreaking. Oh, this is like the Chihuahua version of dinosaurs done. This is cool. Look at that. Apparently, this is more like what rappers were actually like sizewise. Mommy, daddy, you've got to come see

6:06 this. I found something. A little pocket raptor. Oh, this is like when you feed the pigeons down and they're all like, "Yeah, they wanted some of that prawn." Paul, I mean, to be fair, these poor people had probably had no idea what was on this [ __ ] island. Yeah. Oh, no. Did he get the kid? Sorry, I was laughing at Jeff Goblin. A little transition there. Yeah. Uh, but I think the kid might actually be savage there, Dan. Yeah, not a good start to the day if you're that child. The scientist, the guy. I saw you on TV. I believed you. Imagine just some random dude

6:52 approaching you like this on the train. I'm like, uh, and pepper spray. [ __ ] sake. I'm just getting off of the next the next stop. Dr. Malcolm. God. Oh, the kids are growing up a little bit. Dan kids. It's the same kids as well. Great to see you. And great for them. Get another paycheck. You came to see grandpa. Yeah. Yeah. He he he called me. What? Do you know what it's about? Something going on with grandpa. It's grandpa getting horny at the idea of going back to the island. Dr. Malcolm signed a non-disclosure agreement before you went to the island that agreement. Yeah, I did. And you lied. You didn't sell anything. I never took a scent and I told the truth. Yo, you got to respect it. You know, he signed an NDA and then still told the truth because it was the right thing to do. broke the India. Wow. Bit of a rock star though, isn't he? This uh

7:37 what was he? The doctor of chaos or something? Agent of chaos. The chaos mathematician. Weeks time will be long forgotten. Careful. This suit costs more than your education. Oh, you know what? Despicable. I hope a dinosaur gobbles that man up. Yeah. Calling it now. He's getting gobbled. Look, we're just going to gobble him up when he gets here. Yeah, nice. I made I made a watch that. I want a front row seat at that gobbling Dan. Island was just a showroom, something for the tourists. Oh, he's not looking too good. Yeah, he's not well, eh? Thank god for sight B. Oh, for [ __ ] sake. There's another site that we didn't know about. Why? Why? Why are these always such bad ideas, Dan? But we had to evacuate, of course, and the animals were released to mature on their own. Life finds a way,

8:25 as you once so eloquently put it. No, I had to leave it well enough alone. [ __ ] Yeah. And we just saw a little girl get mauled earlier. Yeah, right. Shouldn't they have kicked after seven days without supplemental enzymes? Yes, but by God, they're flourishing. Oh, for [ __ ] sake. Yes, they are. Right. Of course. More of these security measures that just aren't working like again like in the first one. I've organized an expedition to go in. The animals won't even know they're there. I don't think it's going to be quite as simple as straightforward as that simple job. I saw a pachy sephilosaurus on that screen right there, Dan. Oh, did you know? Yes, I know it when I see it. Okay, so there's another island with dinosaurs. No fences this time. And you want to send people in?

9:11 No fences and no like security. Like that family obviously rocked up and thought, "Let's have some lunch here." Yeah. They must have just had no idea. There was no like border patrol the island. Yeah. And I was hoping that perhaps you might be the fourth for $1 million. The board has used the incident to take control of from me and now it's only a matter of time before this lost world is found. What the public could be like, wait, you've got an island of dinosaurs? There's there would always be some people that would want to exploit it, right? I'll be like, what about just an island exclusively of Pachyphilosaurus? They're pretty chill. Okay. Are they? Were they her voice? I believe so. Yeah.

9:56 Who's the paleontologist, by the way? You didn't say she she came to me. I want you to know this. You sent my girlfriend to this island alone. Oh [ __ ] Okay. It's his girlfriend. Hey, John, why don't you go to the island? The thing is, he's such a he's such a relentless optimist. He would probably love to rescue now. [Music] There it is down. There's that score. Yeah, that we can't play any of. Sorry, guys. Yeah. So, let's cut all that out right now. Nick Van Owen. This is Ian Malcolm Nick photographer. What's your background? Wildife photography. Yeah, wildlife combat. You name it. What's his name? I forget. Is it Vince? Vince Vaughn.

10:41 Von Vince Vaughn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My You found it. What took you so long? Tell him I got to talk to you. I don't even know this woman. She doesn't even have Sega. She's such a trogodite. Oh [ __ ] I haven't got Sega either. Trogodite. I think that makes you a trogodite. Yeah, I think so. Damn. What a specific burn. I'm your daughter all the time. You know, you can't just abandon me whenever opportunity knocks. Is she going to come along? It would be terrible parenting. Yeah, if she came along. It would. I need I need a bond with my daughter on the most dangerous island in the world right now. Yeah. Or is she going to be like a stir away? I think she's gonna find her way to the island one way or another. Yeah. Yeah. Because there needs to be some kid danger. I feel after the first movie. Hey, you want some good parental advice?

11:27 Don't listen to me. Don't listen. I'll give you some good advice. Just don't follow him wherever he's going. Yeah, he's going to an awful place. Yeah, but she will. I'm sure of it. Right. Okay. Those are the islands. Infested, may I say, Dan? That's a good word. Infested. Yeah, dinosaurs. I loaded it with the enhanced venom of Konus perin. Whoa, I want to hang around with this guy. Most powerful neurotoxin in the world. X within a 2000 of a second. So, the animal's down before it even feels the uh prick of the dart. Is there an antidote? Oh, me likey. Me like Jack. [ __ ] likey. But I did miss that. I was in awe of that. Did he say that there was an antidote or there's no antidote? I think I missed it as well. That's me. That's on me then. I guess

12:12 we'll find apologize. I love that we're getting stuck straight into it, by the way. I know. This is fun, isn't it? Here already. Love it. Oh, the first clue. Dan, bag open. Phone inside. Sarah Harding. How many Sarah do you think are on this island? What? Something big. Oh, [ __ ] Stegosaurus. Couple of Steggy boys. Is it? It's the Stegalads. These are so cool. Look, they got like these like armored plates and then a tail with death sticks on them. Is that what they are? These the ones with the clubs on the end. Not the clubs, but like the pointy bits. Oh yeah. Ah, that's how it always starts. But then later there's running

12:58 and screaming. Yeah, he knows. He knows the drill. He knows what's coming. Yeah. Sarah. Hey, Nick. She was just stood there after all that screaming her name. Like you couldn't hear me. I was screaming her name about me away. I was in the camera. I couldn't hear. Yeah. And I never thought in a million years I'm going to get you to come here. Is this Julian Mua? Yes, it is. All sorts of stuff. It's uh coin, isn't it? Present coin. Yeah. Hunger Games throwbacked. Oh no. That's my lucky pack. That's how it always looks.

13:43 Why didn't you say something to me? Because I knew you would have stopped me from coming. I would have tied you to the bed. Nice. That have kept me back at home, Dan. Yeah. Well, because I'd be tied to the bed, I suppose. Of course. And for no other reason, do you think? Yeah. Just Yeah. [ __ ] And it's a baby, Dan. Watch out for mama. What the hell is she doing? Too close. Too close. She's like, it's all right. The cameraman never dies. Don't worry about me. Don't touch it. Oh my god. I wouldn't [ __ ] That's his Look at that beak. That's horrendously irresponsible. What if like the mum doesn't like it now? Because it's like, "Oh, you smart human." This What do you think you were going to document animals? Pick iguanas. That's all they are really, isn't it? Iguanas are dinosaurs. It's

14:30 kind of all they are really when you think about it. [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] It doesn't like the noises. Dan [ __ ] Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. Oh, the big boys are coming. Oh, big mom is on her way. And she's pissed. She's like, "What you [ __ ] do to my boy there, baby? So am I. Oh my god, duck." Oh, it tried. Imagine getting [ __ ] nailed by one of those things. Oh my god. That's actually quite frightening. They're leaving. I I think they're leaving. They're just a warning shot.

15:16 You think it's like you touch my kid again? All right. The next time I really will [ __ ] you up. Yeah. They'll be through your belly next time. Dinosaurs were characterized very early on as vicious lizards. There's a great deal of resistance to the idea of them as nurturing parents. I know I can prove otherwise. I I don't I'd be happy not proving that cuz that means we got to get near a T-Rex, mate. Yeah. Isn't this meant to be just a rescue mission? Like, no. Water makes smoke billow. You start. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she is. Yeah, right. We knew. That's real sweet, darling. But you're [ __ ] grounded. All right. You said to me, "Don't listen to me. I thought you were like trying to tell me something." Kelly. Kelly, you knew exactly what I'm talking about. Smart. She's just trying to find any excuse to justify it.

16:01 What is this? This looks like your room. Who's going to clean it up right now? Ah, it was quite of a sweet idea, though. You know, she was like making food, getting a little meal ready for them. Yeah. I love that you rode in here on a white horse. I just need you to show up in a cab every once in a while, too. Kelly, why don't you go out there? It's not safe. Stay in here. Come back. Unbelievably ignorant to the danger. Yeah, I feel. I know what I'm doing. Uh, you guys should definitely go, but I'm going to stay. Oh, it's the arrogance of man, isn't it? That's what this is what Jurassic Park one was about and now she's doing it as well. Why do you want to be on your own? Dinosaurs are scary, man. They're massive. You know, all I want is for Hey, what's that sound?

16:47 Is it a plane? Oh, it's several helicopters. Actually, it's the [ __ ] army. I don't get that. Why Why would two teams? Oh, what's he What's he up to? Yeah, it's like a military team, right? Yeah, it looked like it. What is that all about? This is as good a place as any for base camp. This is a game trail, Mr. Rodlo. Carnivores hunt on game trails. Do you want to set up base camp or a buffet? Oh, love a buffet, Dan. You want to set up a buffet? It's hard to say no to be honest. All I want in exchange for my services is the right to hunt one of the Tyrannosaurus. A male. A buck only. Oh, like a trophy hunter. That's what this guy is, eh? I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal

17:34 ideas. Okay. Is that all right? That was quite the monologue. Yeah. Sick. Sick. It's the slick boys again. They're back. Yeah. With their cool hairstyles. Py. Yes. Oh, hell. What? Fat heads with the bald spots. Oh my god. You You give it the respect it deserves, mate. The fat head with the balls. But no, yes. Herbivore late Cretaceous. It's like the movie heard you. Oh, there it is. Hey. Yeah, you [ __ ] him up, lad. Or lass. That distinctive dome skull. 9 in of solid bone. How careful. 9 in. It's pretty impressive.

18:20 Wow. Yeah. Lowers its head. And its neck lines up directly with its back line, which is perfect for absorbing impact. Oh, it's going to be fun to watch the pacifaosaurus just wreck some [ __ ] Oh, I I want some more screen time for the for the pachyphilosaurus. They're done. It's a little dinosaur wrecking ball, isn't it? No, I don't like this. No, you're not going to kill it. Surely not. He's going to use that tranquilizer he talked about, isn't he? I feel sad. Uh, [Music] some pretty advanced kit they've got here. I know, right? It's working well. But what what is what is the purpose? I I'm wondering the same thing. Especially because Hammond sent these

19:06 guys. Do you reckon he's like sold like tickets for hunting purposes? I have no idea. And these people are like paying big bucks to go hunting. I'm sure that fellow we saw earlier, the nephew, is is involved in something. It's got to be. Yeah. Like the fact he's here and he must have his own agenda. Go for the legs. The legs. Watch the tag. Oh, what? Leave it alone, mate. Like Whoa. Oh, we love that. We love that. [Applause] Oh, [ __ ] Not for that, man. All right. Where's the T-Rex? Let's lead him in. Clean up these bad people.

19:53 That's what all the dinos are saying to each other. Like, hey, call Steve. He'll sort him out. Bring it. Bring him in. Bring him in. Oh my god. Zagnathus Triascus found by Frost in Bavaria 1913. Ah, Bavaria. Big up the Germans. Wow. Comp to be scavengers like jackals. This gives me that crave. It's like it's not scared. Do you want it to be scared? Like what? There's no reason for it to fear. Oh well, it will now. What a [ __ ] Oh, these guys are going to get it so bad at the end of the movie. I just know it. Praying to the karma overlords, Dan. They will serve justice.

20:38 It's for Rex nest. So, let let's be anywhere but here. Oh yeah, looks elephant. Sarah Harding's theory was right. She was correct, wasn't she? Parents won't leave him alone for too long. Now the nest is upwind and so are we. You know what we got to do then? We got to mask our scent. There must be Tyrannosaurus feces laying around somewhere. And it's probably pretty big. Plenty to cover ourselves head to toe. Oh my god. These are the worst people. It's an infant. Leave, man. It's making me really sad. Right.

21:25 Come on. Come on. Whailing. Mommy or daddy T-Rex. Let's come kill all of these people, please. Daddy's going to come back and he's like, "What the [ __ ] going on here then? Where's my son? Please." I don't think he'll be that polite. This is what Hammond was in such a hurry to get you here. He knew they were coming. My god, they are well organized. I wonder if Hammond sent them to like document what they were doing or something. Or was he just trying to get in before they actually want to build another park here? Yeah. Look, they're trying to build another park. What do you think? They're taking these animals out of here. Oh, okay. They're taking it to the mainland. That's That's an even worse idea. Yeah. Opening up Pandora's box there, mate. Hammond told me these people might show up. He did send a backup plan. Me bit of a flex. Nice. software is already

22:12 fully developed. Oh, humans are dicks, man. Look at this. Caged them already. In a moment, I'll take you on a stroll through the camp and you'll see some of the larger These will be instant. Uh, yeah, 100%. All right, so our mission, Dan, is to prevent these dinosaurs from leaving the island. Are we Are we about to perform a jailbreak? Oh, [ __ ] it. Nice. Jailbreak sounds fun. Dino jailbreak. We cool. Oh yeah, if I let you out, you're not going to impale me. The enemy me of my enemy is is my friend friend. Oh, friend. So the pachy sephilosaurus there, Dan. He's like, let me Adam, let me and my 9 in Adam began construction

22:58 on an amphitheater when it could be completed and ready to receive visitors in less than a month. Whoa, this is right. Good [ __ ] All right, people don't learn. Maybe this will remind them why we're not going to be doing this. Jeez, that caught me off guard that [ __ ] Yeah, I know, right? Oh, [Laughter] yeah. I love it. Look out. [ __ ] hell. Who did that? Who flung a car like that? Is that the packosaurus? [Laughter] All right. Yeah, let's get this uh baby away. Otherwise, the the T-Rex is going to be coming any second.

23:44 I hope it comes right now and walks in on this chaos and [ __ ] him up. [Applause] Why are we carrying Why? Oh my god. Are you out of your mind? Yeah. Yeah. First question. Okay. Broken leg. All right. You know what we do, Dan? We heal the leg. The broken leg. Mama T-Rex is like hm friend. And then we ride the T-Rex. What the hell is that? Is that the dinosaur in the car? Just wailing away. Yeah, man. I I seem to remember it was raining a lot in the last one as well. There were a couple of storms. I'll get them in the last one. It's that tropical climate. I guess Oh, man. I tell you what, I'd be

24:31 stressed carrying this. We're now harboring a child of an apex predator. Yeah. No, honey. Ian's like, "No, please don't bring the [ __ ] dinosaur inside." What's our play? What do we do here? How are we going to fix this? Other animals are going to hear this. Come in, please. Can you hear me, Dad? I got to get out of here, please. Yeah. Thank you. There we go. Go. Oh, this is nice. Okay. I immediately feel so much better out on that elevator platform. High ground. Yeah. Yeah. Just wait until the flying ones come along. Oh, little pterodactyl.

25:17 Little quel quadis. Is that what it is? And uh this is the safest place you can be. I remember all those stories. This is nothing like that. We're in a completely different situation right now. [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh, we recognize that. What's our play? You You remember that noise, don't you? Uh, yeah. That's That's Big Daddy T-Rex. No answer. What a surprise. How do I get done? Tie this belt around. I'm stressed. I'm I'm getting stressed now. Are we just sitting ducks up here? Come on. Stay here, Dad. Please. Squeeze this rope hard. The harder you squeeze, the slower you go. He's going to absale down. I'm coming right back. I give you my word. But you never keep your word.

26:02 She's smart. Damn it. I need another adhesive. Something pliable that I can spit. Oh, his gum. Oh, that was gross. Why was it so wet, Dan? It was just spit. It was so gross. [ __ ] hell. Oh my god. Look, we can see it, Dan. That's good, though. We We can We can keep an eye on it, I guess. Let's hope it can't jump. For once your life, would it kill you to pick it up? Help me get this thing out of here. [Music] Mommy's very angry. Do we offer it as like a Look, we found your child and he's better now.

26:53 Oh, [ __ ] How do you sneak up on us like that, Jack? They have bad eyesight, remember? Oh no. Oh no. [Music] One either side. Mommy and daddy. This is wholesome family. There's a [ __ ] [ __ ] off. They're like, "Is that my child?" They look so mean through that glass door. They do, don't they? Yeah. This isn't hunting behavior, Ian. They're searching. Obvious. I mean, I could have told you that. I know what they [ __ ] want, guys. Just open the window.

27:40 I got him. Soon as you take it off, it's going to make a noise. Yeah, there he goes. Are they going to be Are they going to remember this act of kindness? I don't think they're going to give a [ __ ] Whoa, that's scary as [ __ ] Wow. Looks awesome though, doesn't it? It does. It looks sick. But I also feel like this isn't how it would be behaving in real life. Yeah. Listen to me. Real life. I mean, it did exist in real life at some point. Yeah, I guess. Well, it just came to the door like like it was picking up a collection. I find it hard to believe it wouldn't have bashed that thing. Yeah, right. I I think that the debate over the parental instincts of the T-Rex is now academic.

28:27 Oh, to be fair, wholesome family, the T-Rex. This is going to be bad. Now, this is what I was expecting and hoping for, Dan. Yeah, they're like, "Right, now we've got our kid back. Time to [ __ ] you up." [Music] Yeah. Now, this is more like it. This is Oh my god, look at this. They're pushing us over the cliff. Oh my god. I'd be like, you know what? That's probably fine. I'd rather be in here than out there. Yeah. Want to go out of here? Straight into the woods. Straight into the woods. Come on. Come on. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. All we got to do outrun the T-Rex. Don't bother, guys. Just accept your fit. Go down. Go down the cliff. Hang on to something.

29:14 Oh, I think we're dead then. Okay. He's hoping we land in some water. Oh, every time I see a shot like this. Uncharted 2. Uncharted 2. every time. [Music] Sir. Okay, sir. What you need to do? Spread yourself as wide as possible. Uh-huh. Don't move. Quadruple somersault with pike straight in the sea. You'll be fine. You know what I'd do? I'd be so fast. I'd be like, grab onto something. Yeah. Full limbs. See that? See that? So fast. Oh my god. No way. She falls out. So close. So close. She's She'll make

30:01 it. I I'm confident. Uhoh. Oh, amazing timing there. Saved by the bag. Your lucky pack. Well, it is now. If it wasn't to be named, may I say. Let's just hang here for a while. T-Rex, you know, nice like we did there. Yeah, let's hang T-Rex. Chill out a bit. [Music] I don't know how much this guy's going to be able to do. Is he going to try and pull it back with the truck? What do you need? We need rope. Rope? What? Anything else? Yeah. Three double cheeseburgers with everything. No onions on mine. Oh, I would love a burger, you know.

30:46 Oh, they all get in on the joke there as well. Nice. You got to laugh, Dan. Otherwise, you're crying. You know what I mean? Would you be crying in this situation right now? I would be weeping. Yeah. Now, we just watched The Princess Bride and we watched Andre the Giant ascend this with ease. With ease. Yeah. Legless. Pure arms. Yeah. Get that winch out, mate. Man, I don't know if that's going to help in this rain. Look at the state of the ground right now. Oh no. This is [ __ ] That's embarrassing. Glad nobody saw that. That's kind of embarrassing. It's all good, mate. No one saw. Just get back up. Yeah.

31:38 Oh no. We're worse than square one. Yeah, pretty much. This guy has not helped. He's actually hurt. He's just hurt us. Oh, come on. Let's get that winch on. Second time. Second time, Lugie. Oh, he's fell again. Mate, you're killing me here. Oh my god. Anywhere. Anywhere will do, mate. I'm not getting it on. Sense of urgency. Yeah. Oh my god. I just I have no faith in that winch holding for any more than a minute. No. Come on, mate. Engine on. Throw it in reverse.

32:25 I think slowly, right? Yeah, it's it's got to be. It seems to be working. Well, maybe not. Yeah. Wow. Actually, it actually is. Oh, he changed gear into It was already in reverse and then he changed gear again. Hold on a sec. I need to put this into super reverse. Oh, for [ __ ] sake. Where's Andrew the Giant when you need him? He'd have everyone up by now. Every time we go further and further down. Oh, [ __ ] And you also need you also need him to

33:10 to [ __ ] wrestle these dinosaurs. He could take him at least one. It's all good, mate. Just uh just chill. Just chill. Oh no. Oh, they just ripped that roof off with much like in the first one. Yeah, but this time it's a little tag. Oh, I think he's still alive. Dan, he's clinging on. Great effort. [Music] Yeah. Come on, man. Come on, man. Oh, I need to see this thing in action. Everything in this scene has gone wrong. Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ]

33:55 Oh my god. He didn't deserve that. That was an awful death, man. He was a good guy as well, oh wow. Okay, we could Oh, you can tell the budget was increasing this one, Dan. We We could have been in that. Who's this, please? Just a fellow with no legs. Ah, it's from the other team. Ah, yeah. Uniting Dan. All right. Coming together. Okay. They're actually helping out. Yeah. I wasn't sure considering how awful they were to the dinosaurs. Yeah, but these are humans, Dan. So, they probably are more kind to them. Just a little. Yeah. Mentality. All you care about is what you can take. have no rights. An extinct animal that's brought back to life has no rights. It exists because we

34:42 made it. We patented it. We own it. That's an awful outlook to have. Such a business approach. By moving the baby Rex into our camp, we may have changed the adult perceived territory. Really have to defend this entire area. We have to move right now. A [ __ ] Okay. Yeah, we Yeah, that they're on high alert now. That's not good. The adults are like, "Fucking, look at it. We got all this land now." How far is the village? A day's walk may be more. All right, a little hike. Let's get our supplies. Yeah. What is the problem? Velociraptors. Oh, it's true. We haven't seen any yet. Yeah, Velociraptors are pretty sick. But I feel like if we can get a pachyphilosaurus on our side, a little bodyguard. Yeah, that velociraptor.

35:29 About 2 m tall, long. This guy is a walking He's He's a tall encyclopedia. I love it. This guy's the fish legs of Jurassic Park. He is, you know, speed armor 16. That's a cool reference. Yeah, I like that. Rex just fed so he won't stalk us for food. Predators don't hunt when they're not hungry. No, only humans do. Oh, you're breaking our heart. That's going to be an awkward trick now. Is it the worst? Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas. And it'll be there when you learn that. It is. It is an awful idea. Yeah. And the thing is, there would absolutely always be people that would want to do it in in real life if it was to happen, right? Yeah. There would be people that were like, "We can handle it." It's just things like they referenced SeaWorld earlier and it's awful. Like

36:15 the captivity. Yeah. And then they've created these animals and they're like, "Nice. Let's lock them up." Yeah. Take a break. 5 minutes. Hey, Carter, I'm going to the ladies room. Stay away from me here. Okay. Uhoh. Oh, he weren't listening. M. Someone getting left behind. Oh man. Man, I got to pee real bad. What's that dinosaur? Got to kill it immediately. Okay, it's that tiny one. It's like you [ __ ] You stung me last time. Oh my god. Oh, it knows now, though. Yeah. Oh, what? This guy, mate. I hope he's got his mates. Right. Let's get him, fellas. That's I think that's what's going to happen though, right? He's going to get

37:00 the gang together. He's just vibing. Look at that. Oh, he's got a bit of chocolate there. Feel like it's a bit of a careless move to be listening to music in a situation like this to be fair. He was like lunch break. Nice. I'm going to de-stress. Get my tunes in. Oh, we love it. We love it. Here we go. Ripped about ripped apart by pocket raptors. Calling it now. Yeah. Little little travel size raptors. It's what he deserves in it. [Music] Oh yeah. Let's go. Oh yeah. Straight on him. Ooh.

37:49 Oh [ __ ] This is quite brutal though, you know, like having them all like that would be at the same time. That would be torture. Oh, and the thing is they're getting a taste for human. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh my god. Oh wow. Okay. Okay. He managed to beat him off. Okay. Well, he did beat them off there, Dan. Like you said, they're taunting him to be fair. Standing his ground. He's doing well. Oh, he's got some nasty bites there, though. Oh, nice things. Does he love to see this guy getting left behind? You love to see it. You love to see it, don't you?

38:39 This is a cool camera angle. It's like we're one of the dinosaurs right now, Dan. Uh-huh. There we go. Round two. Round two has started. Look at this, Dan. Oh, they're on the back this time. Oh, he's gone away again. To be hon to to be to be fair, they are pretty tiny. Yeah. If he couldn't like get them off be embarrassing. [Music] Oh yeah. Maybe I think round three is uh Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Look at that blood. What does red mean, Dan? Red equals danger. And also blood. Yeah. Oh, that dude's got some fantastic glasses there. I think they're like uh evil villain

39:25 glasses. Whenever I see them, I always feel like [Music] Yeah. Like what's that supposed to mean? Like they're always on a on a villain. They're villainous. I mean, I am a bad boy of such. So, you're not wrong in that sense. Yeah. I think it just gives you a clue. You know what I mean? Yeah. You find him. Just the parts they didn't like. Matt. Oh, I wonder what part. I'd be interested as like one of the scientists. I'd be like, "Oh, cool. What What parts don't they enjoy?" Yeah. The appendix. What do you reckon? The kidney. I would say the face, the nipples, and the feet. Everything else is fair game. Fair game. Yep. Oh, [ __ ] You saw that water? Yep. Yep.

40:13 They're still under us. What is our plan of action? Do we just remain very still and quiet? That's what we were told last time. So, you would think so, right? I'll be so scared in this situation. I just like exposed out in the middle of the forest. Yeah, there's no no shelter, nothing. That's it. Yeah. Tidy up. Tidy up. Cuz the T-Rex isn't going to like Oh, okay. She's just hiding it. But the T-Rex isn't going to like mess. Is it like room inspection? Inspection.

40:58 It's messy in here. All right. I'm gobbling you up. Come here. You got any bickies in there for me, mate? That is a nasty looking T-Rex. It is, isn't it? I feel like that's just the standard though. Yeah, he's definitely smelling those bakies. Oh, you got chocolate digestive in there. Like I know you do. I'm like, no, it's just rich tea. They're [ __ ] You can leave now. He's like, oh, [ __ ] it. Never mind. Any hop knobs? [ __ ] Just screaming in its face. Yeah. Oh, it's like he like the smell of that. Is it smelling the blood of the baby as well though? Cuz it was on her shirt,

41:44 wasn't it? Oh, like like it's tracking. Yeah, like it's you're the [ __ ] one that did this. This will be a fantastic distraction for them, though. Come on, Caddy. Time to Time to get out of there. [Music] This will be me. Straight to my hands and knees, man. Keep a low profile. [Applause] You wanted Why didn't you check? You wanted to hunt a [ __ ] T-Rex. Not even prepared. Oh, did Vince Vaughn swap out the bullets? Right. That would make sense. Oh, this is a lost cause, isn't it? Someone's getting taken. But you just got to outrun the slowest

42:29 person. [Music] Oh no. Oh. Oh. What a Oh my god. God, it's like when when gum sticks to your shoe, Dan. Almost feels like a waste. He didn't even eat him. If I've got to be killed by a dinosaur, at least eat me. At least eat me and then potentially give everyone else a chance. You know what I mean? [Music] Well, this guy's ballsy, though. I'll give him that. Look at this. Yeah. How the [ __ ] is he walking around with those massive bollocks swinging between like like pendulums between his legs? They're done. No wonder his legs are bored like that. Oh, okay. We got the tranquilizer in there. This is the tranquilizer that they said would

43:15 like that. Yeah, but it Did he just miss? I'm not sure. I have a feeling they're going to use it and it's just not going to do anything. He's like, I've come to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. Anyone? Oh, he's getting the tongue out. Oh, he's getting playful with it. Yeah. Licky licky. Oh, no. That's actually gross. Oh, snake. Snake. Snake. Get it then. Whip it out. Oh, that's going to be venomous, too. No. Fish legs. Oh, that's Oh. Oh, that's just sad. He was He was a kind of a nice guy. He was quite nice. He was just there. He

44:00 was just happy to be out the house. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. He was just passionate. Hey guys, let's make more noise. Yeah. [ __ ] hell. He's just gone to [ __ ] now. It's just a free-for-all. They said as they ran further into the long grass as he runs into it as well. Oh, it's raptor time. We've been waiting for them. You know what? I want a big scythe so I can sort of like chop chop a path. Yeah. You know what I mean? So I can see where I'm going. Yeah. Old school. Yeah. Cuz the worst thing to run into would be the raptors. But the second worst thing stinging nettles, Dan. Oh yeah. Yeah. Those things linger, you

44:46 know. At least with the raptor it' be like that. Yeah. Oh, look at him. You see that? Yeah. That's cool. You guys not hearing this? You're not being quiet about it. A [ __ ] I tell you what, this is a nightmare. Oh my god. I don't know what would be worse. I actually think a raptor might be worse than a T-Rex getting killed by it. Yeah. You know, probably the raptor might be worse. I think it would be worse. Yeah.

45:32 I wouldn't be going in here. This is like a horror. Yeah. I'm scared. It's dark and I'm scared. Oh, we got more raptors in here. What do you think? Don't worry, mate. It's just a mural. What you scared about? A little painting? Oh, I'd be heading to the kitchens, you know, come to think of it. I bet I bet they still got some like Seven Ups in the fridge. Some rations. Yeah. Yeah. Dare I say it? I don't think I don't think so. I actually don't think they would be. Maybe a tiramisu lurking around here somewhere. I think that's a fool's hope. That Oh, I'd be slurping that up. Yeah, the operation has suffered severe casualties and the survivors are now in

46:19 mortal danger. I need you to send rescue immediately. Yeah, they're going to they're not going to come like severe casualties. Okay. Yeah, that's that's a you problem. Like we know what's on that island. That's I'm hearing what you're saying, but that's definitely a you problem. Okay, boys. Does it say 10,000 votes? Don't worry, Lil Timmy survived that. Yeah, don't worry. Yeah, Nick. Oh [ __ ] Nick. He did so well. He must be fine. Yeah. I don't think he's dying. Yeah. The lucky bag. The lucky bag done. Yeah. [ __ ] It's gone now.

47:07 Look at us hiding from it like like it's not going to know where we are immediately. Yeah. We got no weapons. What are you anywhere? Oh [ __ ] Oh man, they're so nimble. It's like they're constantly rolling 20s on like athletics checks done. What? What can he possibly do? Oh. Oh, look. They're just going to jump through the glass. Yeah. Yeah. Like nothing. [ __ ] hell. Good boy. Good boy. Sit. Well, thank god for plot armor. Get in the car. Get in the car. Oh my god.

47:53 Where's the pachy sephilosaurus when you need it, Dan? You know what I'm saying? I think he's going to come back to save the day. Oh my god. That's That's insane. Oh my god. Like, have a rest. Okay, you're going to cut yourself. [ __ ] You know what though? As soon as we dig a hole big enough to get under, the raptor's coming straight after us. Yeah. Yeah. Are you making a hole for you or for the raptor? Oh [ __ ] It's making good progress there. Go. Where do I go when I'm out? I'm right behind. Go [ __ ] hell. [Music]

48:41 [ __ ] you. [ __ ] Little jump scare at Jurassic Park. Oh my god. Kick it in the face. Kick it in the face. It's like halfway under. Look at that. Oh, these things can jump, Jack. They can jump high. It did miss though. We love it when it misses. Kelly. Kelly. No. Oh, what on earth is she doing? Oh, she was gymnast. Right. Right. She's just showing off a bit here. She's like a short any opportunity to show off. I mean, come isn't the time. [Music]

49:28 Oh, nice. I take it back. Give us a few more swins. Oh. Oh, we got it as well. Needs must down in this situation. 10 9.5. [Music] Well, it's a bit of a sloppy landing. Could have done a flip though, I guess. [Music] Oh, parkour. Parkour. Oh, yeah. Oh, Vlad. Like, you're just never you're never going to outmatch these things. Oh, this is so bad. So bad. This Yeah, just throw a couple of tiles at it. [ __ ] off. This movie, it just always goes from bad to worse. When you think it can't get worse, it does every time.

50:19 Nice. Nice. Oh no. God, that was a bad landing. Oh, look. They're They're squabbbling down. Oh yeah. Oh my god. Like really going at each other. She is so clumsy. Oh my god. But we're out of it. This was great news. Incredible. And they and they met up again. [Music] Oh god, is that our way out? Finally here. Yeah, everyone else is dead. Don't bother looking. Just get us out of it. The people picking them up are like, why the hell is there a child here? Yeah. What on earth is she doing on this uh this little secret expedition? That's one souvenir they won't be taken

51:04 with him. Yeah, he took the bullets. Look at that. Just to confirm. Find the infotrannosaur. Roland can show you where the nest is. I want it on my jet. Oh my god. Oh [ __ ] They're still They're still managing this. Look at this. To be fair. All right. They're all wankers, but they've done well here taking out the big dinosaur. That is actually quite impressive. You've got your trophy. What's the matter? He didn't make it. RJ, I'm sorry. Almost nobody made it. Yeah. Uh, just just to add, yeah, there's a job for you at the park in San Diego if you want it. No, thank you. I believe I've spent enough time in the company of death. Yeah, look at this. At least he now understands. Bit of an interesting uh character change, though. He was obsessed with

51:50 getting the T-Rex until the very end and then when he got it, when he saw what it cost. Yeah, I guess. I guess, you know. All right, we got one more prison break operation. Yeah. Can we call it a heist? I love heists. Heist is such a fun word, but it's not technically a heist. It wouldn't be now. No. Be more of an improv thing. I feel like a heist has to be planned. Yeah. Okay. Fine. Fine. And I guess Yeah. I want to thank each one of you for being intrepid enough to turn up in the wee small hours of the morning. It's early. You better. Ooh. Ooh. Something's going down. The T-Rex broke free and [ __ ] up a lot of the crew. The T-Rex is actually roaming San Diego. Skipper SS Venture, you are approaching

52:36 the breakwater at flank speed. Oh, do you reckon? Yeah. And he's just chilling on the boat on his own like land. Yeah. And the dinosaur's like, I don't know how to [ __ ] slow this thing down. Sorry. You see my arms? I can't do anything. I can't re I can't reach [ __ ] mate. All these dials and levers. What's everybody looking at? We should have stayed in the damn car. Oh. Oh, I want to show I want to see this. Yeah. Oh, they're building it up. Just slowly exit the room. Is this like going to be the big like final scene as like a teaser for what comes next? Wow. Through the fog. That's a cool

53:23 shot. Wow. Full speed. [Music] Is it even on there? Is it? Did it get off somehow? These guys are very keen to get onto a ship though that potentially has a free roaming Tyrannosaurus Rex. Oh, it's just a hand. Wow. It's I It's on the ship somewhere. Do you think so? It's going to be in here. Playing it. Really cool. It's going to be in here. Uh yeah, like the hand on that lever had closed it in there. This is it final act.

54:08 Yeah. Check the cargo. No, don't check it. There's also a big dinosaur down there. Okay, everyone, please get off now, please. Thoughts? 100%. No. [Music] Wow, that's cool, man. He's like, "Right, you bastards. Which one of you hurt my kid? Now you're John Hammond." Now, now you're worse than John Hammond. Worse, for sure. No fruits or vegetables or animals. Yeah, I'm like freezing vegetables. It's fine. A T-Rex though is going to come storming through now. He was like, [ __ ] your customs. [ __ ] your fruit and veg. I only eat

54:55 meat. Wow, that's such a cool shot. Nice milligram. Should have put it into a coma. It stopped breathing, so we gave it out to counteract the effects. You poisoned it, you cured it. They just [ __ ] themselves. They were like, "Uh, [ __ ] Fix it." Where's the infant? It's in a secured facility. Why? Stop being so vague, mate. Oh, look at this. Can you imagine sitting down to watch some TV for the evening? Imagine there's probably a family in here sitting down to watch a Jack and Dan react YouTube video. Yeah, right. You know, and then interrupted. Yeah. And then the T-Rex just stumbling on into the garden.

55:41 You would just think you're dreaming, wouldn't you? Oh my god. It just looks so mean, doesn't it? Like that would be awful. [ __ ] I should be like, I'm obviously dreaming. I'm going to get up. I'm going to go for a piss and when I come back, it better be gone. Oh no. Dog chain. Don't kill the dog. He's like, there's chlorine in that water, man. This tastes like Have you seen that meme when it's like, why is it spicy? There's a dinosaur in our backyard. What are you doing? What are you doing? I said there's a dinosaur in the backyard. I really hope it's still there. [Music] Oh, the dog.

56:28 [Music] Oh, that was a mistake. Awful idea. That was a mistake, son. We got insurance. Yeah. [ __ ] House is about to be destroyed. All right, it's baby retrieval time. We got to get the baby and then we got to drop it off at the dock, I assume. Oh, but then what? It's just a [ __ ] loose T-Rex. Then what? And then we push him in the water. Well, we can't swim. Sedated. Oh, he's got a muzzle on his baby. He's like, "This is [ __ ] great, by the way." Yeah. I've never felt better. How will we find the adult?

57:14 Follow the screen. Well, that guy got nailed. That was a good shot. That dinosaur's like, "The [ __ ] is all this?" I didn't like that light in particular. [ __ ] that light. How much damage can one T-Rex cause before it gets too tired? Oh, it's the worst, isn't it? When you miss the bus. So, never going to know we have it if the thing won't make some kind of sound. Hold it up like Simba or something. Yeah, right. Kind of smell. Yeah. This guy's almost fully awake. You know where you're going? Oh, I would be an absolute nuisance. I No, I have no idea where I am. Well, I actually don't live here. Google

57:59 Maps isn't a thing yet either. I bet it's heavy as well, you know. Look at the size of it. It must be. Yeah. No, no, no need to worry about that. It's still there back on the boat. Yeah. And then what? I assume we put it on board. Put it in the cargo hold and then and then lock it back in. Right. Dr. Mark. Oh, piss off, lad. Oh, wow. Just Yeah. Abandoned ship. Oh, yeah. He's dying. Yeah, I think so. And you know what? Like you said earlier, not even that mad about that. No. If you want the information, mate, it's just in there. Go get it. Go on. Dare you.

58:46 [Laughter] It's like it does. It's like, come down. I can kill you. My first my debut kill. Maybe that's what's going to happen. Eh, maybe the Infinite will get him and then the father will return like, "So proud of you, mate." Yeah. Congrats on your first kill, son. There you are. Oh yeah, he ain't happy. Look at that several ton T-Rex just creeping in silently there. You're so [ __ ] Maybe it's like a father-son moment. He's going to teach him how to kill. He's like, "What you do? These humans are like pathetic and actually quite embarrassing. Just sink your teeth into it."

59:32 [Applause] Oh yeah, I think he is. He's going to show him to the little boy. Oh. Oh, that would look at him beaming as he as he watches his child. Proud graduate. That would be a nasty death that though. So, is our plan now just to like sedate him again and then take him back to the island? [ __ ] knows, man. Is that Oh, you [ __ ] [ __ ] Sneaky bastard. I was having a nice moment with my son here. I've been played

1:00:18 short. Oh, it's like when you get bitten by a mosquito, ain't it? Save the day, you know. Poor poor guy that got killed in the street. Poor dog that got eaten. I know, right? Um maybe more offcreen. Who knows? Definitely more offc screen I feel. All right, we're just going to leave it in there while we devise our next plan. Yeah, a really first rate shot of the deck of this ship. Yeah, taking them back. I think it is 206 miles from our present location. Earned a nap. I think we're going to take a moment here and run the tape of our interview with John Hammond. He's like, "Yeah, my bad again. My pesky nephew. Sorry about that, guys. These creatures require our absence to

1:01:04 survive, not our should they. Yeah. What have you done? And trust in nature life. I guess once the cat's out of the bag, I guess you just leave them alone. Oh, there's a flying one there, though. Dan, that could be a problem though. Yeah, if they ever decide to migrate. Nice. Tell you what, the seagulls around here at the moment are that big. And I feel like they think that they are these pterodactyls. Yeah, they make about that much noise, too. All right, listen. No messing. I'm coming straight into my rating out of 10. Okay. Now, I jokingly said in the last one, two out of 10. Yeah. And I think a lot of people took it to heart. Like I I was joking, by the way. I think some people actually got mad as well. I didn't mean it. I was joking. Okay, I

1:01:51 tell you what. Here's my rating. 10 out of 10. Oh, I really hope I was really hoping you were going to say again. Can't risk it, Dan. Can't risk it. It was great. I loved it, though. Like, there were some shots I was in my head. Yeah. Uh I was imagining, but they came out so much better, right? Yeah. It was I mean, it's always fun. Like, this the theme of the movie is like just so much fun. And some of the T-Rex shots again were just like so good. I what what I was imagining was when the ship crashed at the end, I just imagined that the T-Rex was just going to like pop its head up immediately. Be like, "What's up? I'm here. Let's play." Yeah. Like, "Let's play." But then I I liked that it escaped and then it was roaming around some residential housing estate and things. It was quite fun. Having a drink from the pool and, you know, checking things out. Is

1:02:37 that what the [ __ ] It tastes weird, man. What do you say? Spicy. Why is it spicy? Why is it spicy? I really thought though that it was going to end with the um the T-Rex just being loose and then the next movie might it might have like led on to the next one and it just being lost in New York and that would have been pretty crazy. Jurassic Park San Diego. But I guess we go back to the island for a third time, I guess. Right. Like that's what I mean. I wonder what the third one's going to be about now that it was on the way. But then it did leave the movie saying it was on the way and it was halfway returned. Yeah. So I don't know. Something could happen in between. It's just going to be interesting. Like there must be a reason to go back to the park. And how are they going to do it without just basically retelling

1:03:23 again the same thing again? I'm sure they will do it perfectly, but in my head, I can't I can't Yeah. imagine this scenario yet. I think um I think overall for me, I think I preferred the first one's story on on a whole, but yeah, I love I just love the theme of going to this dino island and it's so cool. Yeah. And it had a similar theme of obviously like it all going to [ __ ] People think they can handle it and they can't. But uh just the whole theme of like a Jurassic Park, it's just so much fun. Like I could watch them. I could just watch one after another. I think I have to say, yeah, I really could, you know, but but I do have to say as well, uh I'm so happy at the inclusion of the Pakisphilosaurus. That's true. That's true. That's big bonus points for you. Great to get some screen time for the 9

1:04:08 in thick skulls. I was going to say greed to get all nine inches of that skull on on camera. Oh, that's better. I hope hoping that we get a bit more though, you know, a bit more Paky Sephilosaurus going forward in the franchise. Yeah. So, uh but we got a good bit there. We got all nine inches of him on on camera. Right. Well, yeah. Skull of the skull. Several times. Yeah. Happy to see it. Yeah. But yeah, just just enjoyed it. Like thoroughly thoroughly enjoyed it and Yeah. And like you say, we got to see a few more dinos and stuff and like I think that's half the fun. It really is. Yeah. And it's great to see as well that the T-Rex actually are quite a wholesome family unit. Didn't expect that. Didn't expect it. Looking after the babies and stuff. Yeah. My only other question is what what other dinosaurs do you think we might see in the next one?

1:04:54 Is it the quitzel quark? What do they call it? Quitz. I can't remember. I have no idea. The big winged one at the end. I sound so dumb right now. Oh, I just I really wanted to quit codal or something. I just know them collectively as a pterodactyl or a pterodactyl, which is incorrect. I There'll be obviously like subspecies and everything. I'm trying to name a specific one cuz I think that was the biggest one. It's [ __ ] huge. The big daddy or the big mama. The big kahuna. I hope in the next movie that one's involved. And now you've got a flying threat. And I can never remember the name of like the the the waterbased dinosaurs. No man. No. But I have like I feel like phobia and for me it's the idea of something

1:05:40 being beneath me like something big. If it was a dinosaur and Yeah. And I'm scared now about the idea of potentially being in water with a [ __ ] big dinosaur swimming around beneath me. It makes me uncomfortable. Yeah, we got the triple threat. Land, sea, and air. Okay, guys. As we've seen, that's twice now that the dinos's island has been meddled with by those pesky humans. Um, we are quite pesky. Yeah. And me and Jack have been talking about like some kind of border patrol for the island that is clearly not set up yet and needs to happen. Yeah. Yeah. Um so we were thinking of setting up our own. Isn't that right? Yeah. Just to basically stop any pesky humans from going back there and meddling further. Yeah. Right. To stop him. So we will be um creating a sort of coast guard for the dinosaurs. We're looking for any help we can get. It's going to be a big island. We're going to need many hands

1:06:26 on deck. Yeah. We will be doing a sort of dress down Friday, you know, keeping it casual on Fridays, you know, just to boost morale, you know. Um, and I will be dressing up as my favorite dinosaur, the Pakistphilosaurus. Nice. So, I will be encouraging everyone to come in a costume. Mhm. I'm going to be a slick back. I think that was always my guy. Nice. Yeah. So anyway guys, if you want to join the Coast Guard for the island, uh please like the video, uh subscribe, leave a comment down below on your favorite dinosaur and what you would dress up as. And if that didn't cringe you out and you're still with us, well then give yourself a little pat on the back and thank you for being here today. Yeah. And we'll see you around. See you later. See you.

1:07:13 [Music] requirements. You do have to dress up as your favorite dinosaur. I already have my Pachy Sephilosaurus costume ready to go.