The WHAT Song? 84 YEAR OLD Sings NAUGHTIEST Song Ever Heard!

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Brief Summary

Ray Jessel, an 84-year-old performer, captivates the audience and judges with his original song "She's Got a Penis." The song's humorous and unexpected lyrics surprise and amuse the judges, leading to enthusiastic praise and a standing ovation. Jessel's wit and charm shine through, proving that age is no barrier to humor and creativity.

  • Ray Jessel, 84, performs an original song.
  • The song, titled "She's Got a Penis," features humorous and unexpected lyrics.
  • The performance receives enthusiastic praise from the judges.
  • Jessel's wit and charm impress the audience.

Introduction

The video begins with Ray Jessel, an 84-year-old man, preparing to perform for the judges. He confirms that the microphone is working and shares his age. Jessel expresses his excitement, noting that this is his first time performing before judges. He announces that he will be singing a song he wrote.

The Performance

Ray Jessel begins his performance. The song starts as a seemingly typical love song, describing a girl he adores and her many attractive qualities. However, the song takes a humorous turn when he reveals the catch: "She's got a penis." The lyrics continue to detail her other appealing traits, contrasting them with the unexpected revelation. Jessel sings about struggling with this discovery, humorously lamenting that "hers is bigger than mine." The song concludes with Jessel spelling out "P-E-N-I-S."

Judges' Reaction

The judges are taken by surprise and amused by the song. One judge asks if the song is based on a real experience, to which Jessel jokingly replies that it happened to a friend. The judges express their admiration for Jessel's humor and originality. One judge admits that he was initially skeptical but was won over by the song's clever lyrics. He praises Jessel for defying stereotypes about older people losing their sense of humor. Mel B calls Jessel a "naughty funny dirty old man." Howie expresses his love for Jessel's wit and personality, saying he can't get enough of him. The audience gives Jessel a standing ovation.

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0:00 Hello, is this working? Yeah, I guess it is. It's working, we can hear you. Fantastic, okay. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Yes, that answers your question. We could go on all night like this. Yes. You want to? Yeah, it would be great. What is your name? My name is Ray Jessel. Would you share with us your age? Is that rude of me to ask? I've got plenty to share. 84 84 Are you excited to be here? I've never performed before judges before I've appeared before judges Gray, what will you be doing

0:51 for us today? A song I've written can't wait to hear it. Alrighty. Thank you Thank you, sir. Very good. That's wonderful. Okay. And for my second song, I'd like to... I met this girl, and she's just great. This girl I just adore. The problem is, she has much

1:39 more. I had bargained for She's got that style She's got that smile She's got the walk She's got the tuck She's got that zing There's just one thing She's got a penis She's got that flair knows what to wear she's got that face that girlish grace she's got pizzazz too bad she has a penis now there's always some failure always some flaw ain't that what they

2:30 call Murphy's Law but male genitalia that's where I draw the line Besides, hers is bigger than mine My life's a mess, cause under that dress She's got a P-E-N-I-S

3:20 and you turn it into a song? Well, actually, something like that happened to a friend of mine. A friend of mine. Oh, I know those friend of mine things, but this is true, actually. You have no idea what you just did in my house. My children are all sitting in the audience, and they all will be singing that song later on tomorrow. I like to write catchy tunes. They don't write on like that anymore. Can I tell you something? You know, I'm really thinking you're a breath of fresh air. I was kind of like, oh, this is one of those acts that are a waste of time. I was going to buzz you in this. And then all of a sudden you kicked in

4:05 with that brilliant lyric and and you know what? Good for you, you know You're 84 year old guy you think 84 year old guys have lost their sense of humor You've got it in spades you're doing something. They'll have lost everything Mel B Ray you are a naughty funny dirty old man Thank you, you need more laughter Howie, you were up on your feet. I love it. I'll tell you something. You're funny and witty and personable, and I just, I can't see enough of you. I love you, Mr. Jessup. Thank you so much.

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