TikTok Parents Are Failing

0:00 [ __ ] y'all doing? Welcome back to another video. It's yours truly. And today we're going to be talking about parenting. >> Oh my god. >> I know what you're thinking. Parenting? Really? That's what it's going to. You make a video about AI. You make a FIFA video. Football videos. Now parenting. What's next? Live, laugh, love signs. [ __ ] no. But here's here's the little little the little scoopdoop. I saw a Tik Tok that really pissed me off and you're my emotional support people. So now you got to watch it, too. It's actually more than one. But we're going to dive into it. Those of you who know me know that I am a parent. I don't like to use Tik Tok or [ __ ] Facebook posts or reals to tell me how to treat my kid or things to do

0:47 with my kid, right? But a lot of people tend to do that. A lot of people look at social media and they go, "Oh, that's a person who's tried it. Let me try it. After all, kids are an experiment. Even if I lose my kid, I'll just get a new one on Teu. It's fine. I don't understand why people keep telling me to stop following stupid Tik Tok trends with my son. Okay, let's look at the first offender. Here we have a mother who decides, okay, we're at the we're at the we're we're at the supermarket, right? My daughter wants a Kinder Joy. All right. I wish I knew this as a first time mom, by the way. Now I do. I'm guessing this is her second child, Jana. Congratulations. I guess she takes this Kinder Joy, puts it in the basket, then she goes to the bathroom, which I'm

1:33 going to just stop you right there because here's my thing right now. I unfortunately know where this is going. You, however, don't. And because of that, I'm just going to fill you in on a little something here, okay? You buy the Kinder Joy for your kid and you take her to the bathroom and she just starts having at it, dog. She's eating that [ __ ] like no tomorrow. And and then, you know, we want to wash it. You want to rinse it. You want to clean it. You know, it's all good. It's all good, man. Let me just make sure to wipe it so it doesn't smell like that chocolate. Ew. Chocolate is nasty. Ew. No. Chocolate is bad. It's full of sugars. It's not healthy. [ __ ] is that an egg? >> Oh my god. Oh, hell no. >> Okay. So, hard-boiled egg it is. All right. You want to put that in the in

2:19 the Kinder Joel. We want to seal it with glue because we all know that's a good thing to give to kids. And she's like, "Hey, hey, hey, girly. I took this Kinder Joy with me to the bathroom. Do you want this Kinder Joy now? Would you like to see this Kinder Joy?" And this kid could obviously opens it. This poor unsuspecting girl. And guess what? She sees an egg and she's happy and she's eating the egg and and and thankfully Jana here didn't throw away the toys because those would also be unhealthy. They're distracting her from freaking Bible studies or whatever. And I don't I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. Okay. I don't want to hear nobody. I can't even hold the straight face, dog. My problem with this My problem with this is I get the message, right? I understand the message, but don't act like you some smart [ __ ] DIY mom. I'm

3:07 just running out of words when I see stuff like this, man. Cuz like, you're doing this. All right, cool. We didn't have to see it, first of all. Second of all, this is this has to be mom Tik Tok rage bait, right? like that. This has to be made to to piss people off, right? Even looking at the comments, dog. Bro, remove the Kinder joy. No, Kinder sadness. She want chocolate, not egg. This is what I'm saying. That's my point, dog. I'm not talking about his bad parenting to give your kids egg instead of instead of Kinder Joy. But here's the thing, man. You took the joy out of the Kinder Joy and you put Kinder Depression into Cuz here's the thing. That kid knows what a Kinder Joy is, man. Jana, that kid is gonna watch this Tik Tok one day and go, "Oh, my mama made me think that Kinder Joys were just

3:53 hard-boiled eggs that some for some reason needed a bathroom trip every time we bought one, and I couldn't get it right when we left the store for some reason." Stop. Stop it, man. Stop it. Stop it. This is not good parenting. I'm sorry, man. And I know people are going to watch this and disagree with me and say, "No, you shouldn't give your kids sugary stuff. You shouldn't give your kids chocolate." Just not. Just tell the kid no. Then when the when the kid asks you, "Hey, hey, mama, can I get this Kinder Joy?" Just say, "No." Just say, "Hey, man. Nah, it's unhealthy for you." Instead of tricking the kid into getting the Kinder Joy, thinking they're going to eat a Kinder Joy, then eating a Kinder Depression softboiled hard-boiled egg. Bro, what are we doing? Just tell the kid, "No, have some goddamn backbone, bro. Here's a monster can." Now, I want you to imagine that my

4:40 daughter comes up to me and says, "Hey, Dad. I'd like a monster can." And I go, "Hey, man. Sure. You know what, buddy? You got it, pal. I I got you. I got you. I give her the monster. I get the monster can. We We leave the store. We go home. I pour the monster can down the drain or I drink it. I chug that [ __ ] in the bathroom like nobody business, right? And I film it even just to piss you off. And then I put water in it. Just clean, fresh tap water or bottled Evian water, whatever. Right? And I seal it up and I go to the kid. Hey, hey, kid. Hey, kiddo. Look what I got you. Look what I got you, kiddo. It's It's a monster. This is what it tastes like. Mango loco. Yeah, cuz cuz you're a crazy [ __ ] That's why. It doesn't add up, bro. I'm sorry. It's It's It's [ __ ] It's [ __ ] It's this sort of entitlement [ __ ] that I'm I'm so

5:26 sick of seeing everywhere on social media, man. Like, when I was researching for this video, cuz I wanted to find multiple clips. Most of the clips that I saw triggered me for reasons that I genuinely just cannot explain to you without sounding like a deranged old man. Okay, next video. Um, some of you might have seen this trend. If you have, I'm terribly sorry. But like I said, you're my emotional support people and and we will go through this together. Right. So, this one is the offspring of a trend that came up. So, this is a a cozy maxi uh car seat. I believe it is a maxi cozy car seat. I have the same one actually. Maxi Cozy gang rise up. This I'm not sure about this. I feel like I feel like we shouldn't be doing this. Okay. So, no. No, no, no, no, no. Just get off your

6:15 ass and stop being a lazy [ __ ] and just pack up your kid and put them in the goddamn compartment that is for babies as part of the [ __ ] trolley that you take when you go into that supermarket or carry them like a parent instead of putting this [ __ ] Because here's the thing that people don't understand or don't seem to understand. First of all, see that? Yeah, that's not it clicking. We've gotten so used to to to to sensory satisfaction of like click. I heard a little a nice little It doesn't click. It's not supposed to click. Cozy Maxi did not make these [ __ ] car seats with the idea of them clicking onto trollies all around the world, dog. No, it's it doesn't click. If anything,

7:01 you're ruining the part the capsule part that does lock. So when you put it in the car, if that is messed up, you're actually at putting your kid at risk because your dumb ass was too lazy to take your kid out the [ __ ] car seat. Okay, I'm sorry. Let's keep watching. >> This makes a world of difference when we're doing the groceries and we don't have to push around an additional pram. >> Oh yeah. No, cuz pushing an additional pram >> and you can see right here how it locks straight in onto the bar. >> No, listen. Okay, I'm sorry. Okay. Okay. So, I guess we're lying now. I guess that's I guess that's what we're doing. I guess that's what that's what it is, right? As you can see, it very clearly locks onto this. No, it [ __ ] doesn't, dog. It's not supposed to lock on. WHY WOULD IT LOCK? How does IT LOCK ON? IT

7:47 DOESN'T. You can't move it. Yes, because the part of the car seat is encapsulating the part of the trolley. But guess what? Your baby weighs a couple of kilograms, right? The second that there is too much weight because the baby's moving around or something, that baby's going to fall over. Put it in the basket, man. If you have to be this lazy and look, I'm going to say something, right? Cuz I I just want to I just want to get ahead of this. Can't Omar, sometimes my baby's sleeping and I don't want to wake him up. Look, man, I'm in the same boat. You know what you do? you carry them or worst case scenario, you take the whole ass car seat and you dump it into the basket of the trolley and you're done. You do not have to put your kids' life at risk like this, dog. You don't. So, before

8:32 recording this video, I was looking at Tik Toks like this to kind of make sure that I had the content that I wanted in here, right? And I saw one where they give their kids butter. Bro, no. Stop it, bro. Bro, stop it. Bro, don't do that. Bro, what do you mean? Tik Tok told me if you give your your kids some butter before they sleep, they'll sleep just fine. No, they won't. Cuz you know what's going to happen? Your kids's going to choke on that butter, probably. And probably you're going to have a whole different situation. How big is that scoop of butter? What are you doing? That's first of all, that's way too much butter. Don't give your kid butter in that age. Because clearly what we're talking about is like babies who baby like like like real like we're talking like like less

9:18 than two years old, right? Don't give them butter at that time. Like before sleeping, don't give them like if you're going if you're going to give them butter, at least put it in the food when you're making it. Don't [ __ ] don't show a spoonful of butter into their mouth. What the [ __ ] is that spoonful, bro? What are we doing? I realize this video may have come across a bit ranty, so I do apologize. Unless you're into that kind of stuff and you like it, in which case subscribe down below. And if you're not into it, subscribe down below anyway cuz I said so. And cuz I'll probably make some content that you will enjoy in the future. I hope you enjoyed watching me just completely break down over bad parents. And I guess if you had asked me like a couple years back, I probably wouldn't have cared as much, man. But when you're a parent and you see this type of [ __ ] it does piss you off in a certain way. And and so so I

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10:51 have a good rest of your day, whatever, wherever you're doing. And and and that's it, man. Take care. Peace.