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0:05 [Music] mind Slayer bow before me you are now my evil henchman yes my master wait hold on who said I was your henchman that wasn't in the contract that I signed yeah but it was kind of implied I mean I am the Lord of Destruction I'm the most powerful being in the universe all you can do is control minds and read thoughts whatever fine we can be equals I just have a slightly more Authority than you um so what exactly is it that you and I are going to be doing together since we're both the most evil people of all time I'm glad you asked together you and
0:50 I are gonna take over the world wow that seems like it might be a bit difficult for us right now nonsense we are immensely powerful The World Is Ours yeah but the world is quite large perhaps we should try conquering something a little bit smaller and then we can reevaluate after that hmm what do you have in mind um maybe Richard's backyard I mean it's pretty big no no that's not good enough for me he's also got a pool a pool you say fine we're gonna conquer Richard's backyard and no one will be able to stop us no one
1:41 [Music] foreign [Music] let's look alive the Speedster is about to come out of that house right there he stole an old lady's purse he can't get away with this he's the scum of the earth I couldn't agree more mirror master I just hope we can catch him this time he slipped through our fingers way too many times before listen shapeshifter we can't have that sort of negativity yes the Speedster Got Away plenty of times before but that was before we were a team if we worked together we can stop him you just have
2:28 to get your powers under control shapeshifter we can't have you turning into a brick like last time look I've been working on my powers and I can assure you that I ain't gonna turn into a brick again help help oh please someone help me that's bad man stole my purse Heroes of the backyard where that was just like taking candy from a baby there he is boys that's the Speedster our objective is to get back to purse and capture him do you got it uh-huh yeah Heroes of the backyard attack yeah give that old lady back her purse well well well it's the heroes of the backyard they seriously think they can stop me yeah right not a chance
3:13 he's running mirror man mirror yourself you got it Captain invincible [Applause] all right mirror man you know what to do let's get him shapeshifter shapeshift okay all right all right anything go to Brick anything but a brick dang it well at least I'm a Lego brick this time and Captain Invincible stay invincible and punch hard hi move hi out of my way boy get out of here loser hi okay now this is getting
3:59 really annoying oh oh Lord him towards me I'll trip him seriously I thought you weren't gonna be a brick this time I'm a Lego brick it's totally different Jordy says mirror Master I've got a plan fine move can't go this way all right fine I guess you can go this way finally freedom what the heck who just leaves a Lego on the ground hey Speedster oh that belongs to the old lady uh I was just about to give it back to her Captain Invincible in fact let me turn around and give it to her myself yeah I don't think so what up
4:45 now that was a nice shot we did it and here you go ma'am I don't know oh thank you my grandchild you and your friends look so cute in your little superhero outfits Grandma you're supposed to act like you don't know me call me Captain Invincible oh okay Captain Invincible oh let me go grab my camera phone it's in the house I want to get a picture of you boys after you captured your first villain oh great teamwork guys well it would have been a lot easier if shapeshifter could control what he turned into hey come on that was a crucial part of that plan did you see how good I was when I tripped him yeah but I lured him to you guys cut it out
5:31 we accomplished our mission that's all that matters okay I'm back now everybody smile oh dear where did the little bad guy run off to what are you talking about Grandma he's knocked out on the better luck next time Losers of the backyard laughs oh guys we let him slip away again oh let's just face it guys we're not a good team all you can do is punch and all he can do is turn into useless things hey bricks ain't useless they have many purposes I think we're better off working solo Billy get back here don't call me Billy
6:16 call me mirror master and I'm gonna find the Speedster by myself besides these matching costumes aren't working for me I don't know who's who yeah sure walk away next time you face a villain you're gonna wish you had us by your side no I won't because all you are is a dumb brick that hurt my feelings a little bit I'm gonna go home Kevin Billy come back I need you guys we're the heroes of the backyard oh man I didn't even get to take my picture what the heck Richard hello Kevin your brother and his nerdy
7:03 friend are at my house right now they keep saying that my backyard belongs to them I tried spraying them with the hose but that didn't work they won't leave they keep saying that this is the first step towards their world domination oh my gosh the Lord Of Destruction and the monslayer are working together and they're gonna take over the world look I don't know what kind of game you guys are playing but I don't want to be a part of it come over here and get rid of your brother and his nerdy friend right now oh my gosh Richard's backyard has been taken over by the two most powerful villains in the whole world maybe I should call up mirror master and Captain Invincible they'll know what to do wait no I can do this myself yeah that'll prove
7:51 to them I'm more than just a pointless brick where's my super suit well mind Slayer we did it we conquered Richard's backyard and no one even tried to stop us everyone's just too afraid to challenge us that's exactly what I was thinking we're just too powerful um Lord Of Destruction what is it can't you see I'm trying to take in some sun I'm reading someone's thoughts you're not reading my thoughts right no it's someone else oh good someone's here to attack us attack us you say well I'm up for a challenge dang it I forgot the monslayer could
8:37 read mons anything I try to do they're gonna be one step ahead of me oh I don't know how I'm gonna do this oh they seem very frightened well they should be they have no idea who they're messing with all right let's prepare for battle all right shapeshifter now's your time to shape-shift you know a brick would actually be nice because it would work as a perfect disguise dang it we know that you're here to attack us show yourself and we shall spare your life do you see anyone no but I can still hear their thoughts they're hiding I'm getting angry use your powers make them
9:24 reveal themselves whatever you say no no leave me alone oh this is too good the shapeshifter has come to attack us how foolish of you brother I may be your brother but you ain't my family you're just pure evil well it's better to be evil than to have a power I can't control football Fireball ow wow wow oh you messed with the wrong superhero shapeshifter shapeshift preferably not into a brick this time mind Slayer make him turn into a brick
10:10 man I gotta do everything around here don't I ah no no no no no not a brick not a brick get out of my mind well this is embarrassing lock him away ew oh he's still warm put me down put me down someone help me we are unstoppable thank you hello I can't believe I'm saying this but I need you to come over wow you never ask anyone to come over what's wrong Evan and his nerdy friend are in
10:56 my backyard dressed in some sort of stupid costumes they have Kevin locked up in a shed oh my gosh the Lord Of Destruction and the mind Slayer are working together and they kidnap shapeshifter why is everyone using these dumb made-up names we're playing superheroes do you want to play no just come to my house and get rid of them I'll be right there but I'm gonna need some help mom can you drive me to Billy's house and then to Richard's house are you kidding me I literally just laid in bed it's 3 P.M so I like to go to sleep early but Mom the fate of the entire world is at risk fine if it'll get you out of my house that I can sleep I'll take you to Billy's but I'm not taking you to Richard's his mom is gonna have
11:43 to do it for once oh can I come too no sorry we don't have enough time for you in this episode maybe in the sequel oh man come on let's go foreign Master it's me Captain Invincible can you let me in go away I don't want to be a part of the team anymore if you don't open this door I'm gonna break it down myself no those are my mom's favorite doors what do you want shapeshifter has been captured by the Lord Of Destruction and the mind Slayer good maybe he can practice his powers now with all the free time he must have we have to rescue him no thanks he's not my teammate anymore and you're not my captain so you
12:29 can't boss me around fine I guess I'll do it myself you know if you were captured shapeshifter would be the first person to come save you ah you just had to make me feel guilty didn't you fine I'll help you rescue shapeshifter but I'm not part of the team let me go grab my costume I'll meet you at your mom's car oh uh my mom left I was hoping your mom could take us well my mom's not home right now I guess we have to walk but why walk when we can run I like your thinking let's go all right mirror Master this is the shed where they're keeping shapeshifter you go rescue him mind Slayer can only
13:14 detect one mind at a time so I'm gonna distract them while you're freeing shapeshifter got it okay but will you be able to handle mineslayer and Lord of Destruction all by yourself I'm captain Invincible I can do anything all right good luck Captain let's go rescue our friend hmm how am I supposed to open this there we go foreign okay so I know we have that pool over there but I'm thinking we built another
13:59 pool right here just in case we each want to pull to ourselves hey are you writing this down I sent someone uh uh who is it now it's the end of the line for you too wow I need to get a suit like that he looks awesome no he doesn't I do well well well Captain Invincible the leader of the heroes of the backyard where's the rest of your team my team split up oh I know because I have one of your teammates locked away and I assume you're here to save him you assumed right it's just me but I can defeat both of you by myself oh well Mr super
14:45 strength how are you gonna do that if you can't get close enough to punch us oh oh my gosh shapeshifter I am so glad that you're still alive I'm sorry about everything that I said I didn't mean any of it we're a team we belong together oh hey there master who are you just talking to oh I thought this was you oh yeah that does kind of look like me but I have a much darker tint when I turn into a brick right yeah I knew that anyway I was here to free you come on we
15:32 have to go save Richard's backyard let's do this not as a team but as friends sir do you give up never this would be a lot easier if mind Slayer wasn't in my mind well that's why I'm here to destroy mines and we're here to destroy you oh that was good thanks no mind Slayer you let him Escape well I was a little preoccupied well you handle them I'll take care of Captain Invincible myself I hope you like me because you're about to see a lot more of me oh I don't think
16:19 so ah shapeshifter help me all right shapeshifter not a brick not a brick not a brick whoa I'm a lion this is awesome wow incredible that's it everybody please bring them to the pool all right does everybody see this pool in front of them oh yeah it's kind of hard to miss shut up you although this may look like an ordinary pool it
17:06 actually is a pool that will deactivate your powers I call it the pool of Doom mindslayer is gonna control your minds and make you walk into the pool of Doom and then your powers are going to be deactivated which will mean there will be no more Heroes of the backyard Okay who wants to go first any meanie mighty what the heck mind Slayer get out of the pool your powers are gonna be deactivated I didn't fall in here on purpose someone pushed me that's ridiculous no one was behind you whoa
17:51 hey who's there uh who did that wasn't me I can't do that no no no I'm weak [Music] that'll teach you nerds to stay out of my backyard Richard you're a superhero he can turn invisible I'm not a superhero I just fight the person who annoys me the most and today it was these two what's your superhero name it's just Richard do you want to join our team no wait Billy you just said our team does this mean you're back with the heroes of the backyard yeah I guess especially since you can turn into a
18:36 lion we're never gonna lose a battle again oh no I wouldn't be too sure about that I'm going back inside [Music]
