We BINGED ALL of **DRAGON BALL Z ABRIDGED**

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Brief Summary

The Sorta Stupid crew binged the Dragon Ball Z Abridged Saiyan Saga, reacting to its humor and storytelling. They highlighted the comedic elements, the voice acting, and the abridging of the original series. The reactors, particularly one who had never seen DBZ, expressed enjoyment and a newfound interest in the actual series.

  • The video covers the Saiyan Saga, including Raditz's arrival, Goku's death and training with King Kai, and the battles against Nappa and Vegeta.
  • The reactors discuss the characters, plot points, and humor of the abridged series, comparing it to the original Dragon Ball Z.
  • The video also touches on the technical aspects of the abridged series, such as the voice acting and editing.

Intro

The video begins with an introduction to the Dragon Ball Z Abridged Saiyan Saga, with the reactors expressing their excitement and encouraging viewers to like and subscribe.

Episode 1 - Open Bar

Raditz arrives on Earth, mistaking a random person for Goku. He confronts Piccolo and quickly overpowers him. Raditz then finds Goku and kidnaps Gohan, revealing Goku's Saiyan heritage and their mission to destroy Earth. Piccolo proposes an alliance with Goku to rescue Gohan and defeat Raditz.

Episode 2 - Yoshi

Goku and Piccolo team up to fight Raditz, struggling against his superior power. Piccolo charges his Special Beam Cannon, requiring Goku to hold Raditz in place. Gohan's hidden power is unleashed, injuring Raditz. Piccolo successfully fires the Special Beam Cannon, killing both Goku and Raditz.

Episode 3 - Snake Way

As Raditz is defeated, he informs Vegeta and Nappa about the Dragon Balls before dying. Piccolo regenerates his arm and decides to train Gohan. Meanwhile, Goku travels Snake Way to reach King Kai for training, encountering Princess Snake along the way.

Episode 4 - Mahogany

Gohan begins his training with Piccolo, facing harsh conditions and learning to survive. Goku continues his journey on Snake Way, eventually reaching King Kai's planet. King Kai agrees to train Goku if he can catch Bubbles and hit Gregory with a mallet.

Episode 5 - Snake Princess

Goku continues his training with King Kai, struggling with the planet's intense gravity. Meanwhile, Gohan's training with Piccolo continues, and he learns to control his power. Krillin and others learn about Goku's death and Gohan's kidnapping.

Episode 6 - Moon

Goku trains with King Kai, learning the Kaio-ken technique. Gohan's training continues, and he transforms into a Great Ape, destroying the moon. Piccolo destroys the moon to revert Gohan back to normal.

Episode 7 - Pregnant

Goku completes his training with King Kai and is revived by the Dragon Balls. Gohan continues his training with Piccolo, learning to sense energy. Vegeta and Nappa arrive on Earth, searching for the Dragon Balls.

Episode 8 - Cabbage

Vegeta and Nappa confront the Z Fighters, and Nappa easily defeats them. Chiaotzu sacrifices himself to try and defeat Nappa, but fails. Goku arrives on the battlefield, ready to fight.

Episode 9 - Over 9000

Goku battles Nappa, easily defeating him with the Kaio-ken technique. Vegeta kills Nappa for his failure. Goku and Vegeta prepare to fight each other.

Episode 10 - Garlic

Goku and Vegeta begin their battle, with Goku using the Kaio-ken to match Vegeta's power. Vegeta creates an artificial moon and transforms into a Great Ape. Yamcha, Krillin, and Gohan try to help Goku, but are easily defeated.

Episode 11 - Monkey

Goku struggles against Vegeta in his Great Ape form. Krillin and Gohan manage to cut off Vegeta's tail, reverting him to his normal form. Goku prepares to use the Spirit Bomb.

Episode 12 - Nelson

Goku uses the Spirit Bomb against Vegeta, but Vegeta manages to deflect it. Gohan's hidden power is unleashed again, injuring Vegeta. Krillin prepares to kill Vegeta, but Goku stops him, allowing Vegeta to escape.

Episode 13 - Oz

Goku is severely injured after the battle with Vegeta. Krillin and Gohan decide to travel to Namek to use the Namekian Dragon Balls to revive their fallen friends. Vegeta recovers and sets off to find the Namekian Dragon Balls as well.

Episode 14 - Fresh Prince

Krillin, Gohan, and Bulma travel to Namek in a Saiyan pod. They encounter space pirates along the way, but Krillin easily defeats them. They arrive on Namek and begin searching for the Dragon Balls.

Episode 15 - Space Demon

Krillin and Gohan encounter Namekians who are being terrorized by Frieza and his men. They decide to help the Namekians and protect the Dragon Balls. Vegeta arrives on Namek, seeking to become immortal.

Episode 16 - The Sea is Red

Krillin and Gohan protect the Namekians from Frieza's men, while Vegeta confronts Cui and kills him. Frieza becomes increasingly frustrated with his inability to find the Dragon Balls.

Episode 17 - The Namek

Vegeta confronts and kills Dodoria, revealing that he knows Frieza destroyed Planet Vegeta. Krillin and Gohan continue to protect the Namekians, and Dende offers to help them find the Dragon Balls.

Episode 18 - The Guardian

Vegeta confronts Zarbon and defeats him after Zarbon transforms. Krillin and Gohan travel to Guru's location, seeking to unlock their hidden potential.

Episode 19 - The Fresh Prince of Air

Krillin has his potential unlocked by Guru, while Gohan's is partially unlocked. Vegeta confronts Frieza, but is easily defeated. Frieza summons the Ginyu Force to Namek.

Episode 20 - The Ginyu Force

The Ginyu Force arrives on Namek, and they quickly overpower Krillin and Gohan. Goku arrives on Namek, healed and ready to fight.

Episode 21 - The Ginyu

Goku easily defeats Recoome, prompting the Ginyu Force to intervene. Guldo uses his time-stopping ability, but is defeated by Vegeta. Goku battles Jeice and Burter, easily defeating them with his speed.

Episode 22 - The Yock

Goku defeats Jeice and Burter, and Captain Ginyu arrives to fight him. Ginyu uses his body change technique to switch bodies with Goku.

Episode 23 - The Space Pirate

Ginyu, in Goku's body, struggles to use Goku's power. Gohan and Krillin arrive to help, but are easily defeated by Ginyu. Goku, in Ginyu's body, tries to switch bodies with Krillin, but Goku intervenes. Ginyu attempts to switch bodies with Vegeta, but Goku throws a frog in the way, and Ginyu ends up switching bodies with the frog.

Episode 24 - The Moon About That

Goku recovers in a healing pod, while Gohan and Krillin are left to face Frieza. Vegeta arrives and battles Frieza, but is quickly overwhelmed.

Episode 25 - The Fresh Prince of All Saiyans

Frieza continues to overpower Vegeta, and Krillin and Gohan try to help. Frieza reveals his second form, becoming even more powerful.

Episode 26 - The Super Saiyan

Frieza transforms into his final form, and Piccolo arrives, having fused with Nail. Piccolo battles Frieza, but is ultimately outmatched.

Episode 27 - The Namekian

Frieza continues to overpower Piccolo, and Krillin is impaled by Frieza's horn. Goku arrives, fully healed, and prepares to fight Frieza.

Episode 28 - The Super Duper Saiyan

Goku battles Frieza, transforming into a Super Saiyan. He easily overpowers Frieza, but Frieza refuses to give up.

Episode 29 - The Planet Explodes

Goku and Frieza continue their battle, with Goku gaining the upper hand. Frieza destroys the core of Namek, setting the planet on a course to destruction.

Episode 30 - The End

Goku defeats Frieza, but is unable to escape Namek before it explodes. Krillin and the others are transported to Earth using the Dragon Balls.

Episode 31 - The Aftermath

The Namekians are transported to Earth, and Bulma begins working on a way to revive Goku. Trunks arrives from the future, warning the Z Fighters about the Androids.

Episode 32 - The Androids

Trunks explains the threat of the Androids and the events of his timeline. The Z Fighters begin training to prepare for the Androids' arrival.

Episode 33 - The Time Machine

Goku and Gohan enter the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train, while Vegeta trains separately. Krillin and Bulma investigate Trunks' time machine.

Episode 34 - The Heart Virus

The Androids arrive, and Goku battles Android 19. Goku is stricken with a heart virus and is defeated.

Episode 35 - The Super Vegeta

Vegeta arrives and easily defeats Android 19, revealing his Super Saiyan form. Dr. Gero activates Androids 17 and 18.

Episode 36 - The Androids are Here

Androids 17 and 18 kill Dr. Gero and begin searching for Goku. The Z Fighters confront the Androids, but are easily defeated.

Episode 37 - The Cell Games

Piccolo fuses with Kami, becoming much stronger. Cell emerges, seeking to absorb Androids 17 and 18 to achieve his perfect form.

Episode 38 - The Perfect Cell

Cell absorbs Android 17, transforming into his second form. He overpowers Piccolo, and Android 18 flees.

Episode 39 - The Perfect Form

Cell absorbs Android 18, achieving his perfect form. He announces the Cell Games, a tournament to decide the fate of the world.

Episode 40 - The Cell Games Begin

Goku and Gohan enter the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train, while Vegeta and Trunks train separately. Mr. Satan arrives at the Cell Games, ready to fight.

Episode 41 - The Cell Juniors

Mr. Satan is easily defeated by Cell. Goku enters the ring to fight Cell.

Episode 42 - The Super Teen

Goku and Cell battle, with Goku eventually giving up and choosing Gohan as his successor. Cell creates Cell Juniors to fight the Z Fighters.

Episode 43 - The Super Gohan

Gohan unleashes his hidden power, transforming into a Super Saiyan 2. He easily defeats the Cell Juniors.

Episode 44 - The Super Kamehameha

Gohan battles Cell, overpowering him with his new power. Cell prepares to self-destruct, threatening to destroy the Earth.

Episode 45 - The Sacrifice

Goku uses Instant Transmission to transport Cell to King Kai's planet, sacrificing himself to save the Earth. Cell regenerates and returns to Earth, even stronger than before.

Episode 46 - The Super Perfect Cell

Cell returns to Earth, revealing his Super Perfect form. He prepares to destroy the Earth with a Kamehameha.

Episode 47 - The Super Perfect Kamehameha

Gohan and Cell fire Kamehamehas at each other, with Gohan initially struggling. Goku encourages Gohan from the afterlife, and Vegeta helps Gohan by distracting Cell.

Episode 48 - The End of Cell

Gohan unleashes his full power and defeats Cell with a Super Kamehameha. The Earth is saved, but Goku remains dead.

Episode 49 - The Afterlife

The Z Fighters use the Dragon Balls to revive those killed by Cell, but Goku chooses to remain dead. Trunks returns to his timeline, ready to defeat the Androids.

Episode 50 - The New Threat

The Z Fighters adjust to life after the Cell Games. Gohan struggles with his newfound fame, while Krillin deals with his relationship with Android 18.

Episode 51 - The Great Saiyaman

Gohan becomes the Great Saiyaman, a superhero who protects Satan City. He meets Videl, a classmate who suspects his identity.

Episode 52 - The World Tournament

Gohan enters the World Martial Arts Tournament, hoping to win money for his family. He encounters Shin and Kibito, mysterious figures who warn of a new threat.

Episode 53 - The Tournament

The World Martial Arts Tournament begins, with Mr. Satan as the reigning champion. Gohan, Krillin, and Piccolo participate in the tournament.

Episode 54 - The Tournament of Power

The tournament is interrupted by Spopovich and Yamu, who steal Gohan's energy. Shin reveals that they are after Majin Buu.

Episode 55 - The Majin

Gohan, Krillin, Shin, and Kibito follow Spopovich and Yamu to Babidi's spaceship. They encounter Dabura, who kills Kibito and turns Krillin and Piccolo into stone.

Episode 56 - The Majin Vegeta

Gohan and Shin enter Babidi's spaceship, while Goku and Vegeta sense the disturbance. Vegeta allows Babidi to control him, becoming Majin Vegeta.

Episode 57 - The Super Majin Vegeta

Majin Vegeta challenges Goku to a fight, and they battle each other. Their battle releases energy that awakens Majin Buu.

Episode 58 - The Majin Buu

Majin Buu is released, and he easily defeats Dabura. Vegeta sacrifices himself to try and destroy Buu, but fails.

Episode 59 - The Fusion

Goku returns to Earth and teaches Goten and Trunks the Fusion Dance. Piccolo trains Goten and Trunks to prepare them for the fight against Buu.

Episode 60 - The Fusion Dance

Goten and Trunks successfully perform the Fusion Dance, becoming Gotenks. They battle Super Buu, but are unable to defeat him.

Episode 61 - The Super Buu

Super Buu absorbs Piccolo and Gotenks, becoming even stronger. Gohan arrives on Earth, having had his potential unlocked by Old Kai.

Episode 62 - The Super Gohan

Gohan easily overpowers Super Buu, but Buu uses a trick to absorb Gotenks and Piccolo again.

Episode 63 - The Gotenks

Goku is revived and prepares to fuse with Gohan, but Buu absorbs Gohan before they can fuse.

Episode 64 - The Buu

Goku fuses with Vegeta, becoming Vegito. Vegito easily overpowers Super Buu, but allows himself to be absorbed in order to save Gohan, Piccolo, Goten, and Trunks.

Episode 65 - The Buu Inside

Goku and Vegeta free Gohan, Piccolo, Goten, and Trunks from Buu's body. They also remove the good part of Buu, turning him into Kid Buu.

Episode 66 - The Kid Buu

Kid Buu destroys the Earth, and Goku and Vegeta escape with Dende and Mr. Satan. They arrive on the Sacred World of the Kais, where they prepare for the final battle.

Episode 67 - The Spirit Bomb

Goku battles Kid Buu, struggling against his relentless attacks. Vegeta comes up with a plan to use the Dragon Balls to restore the Earth and gather energy for a Spirit Bomb.

Episode 68 - The End of Dragon Ball Z Abridged

Goku uses the Spirit Bomb to destroy Kid Buu, saving the universe. The Z Fighters return to Earth, and Mr. Satan takes credit for defeating Buu.

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0:00 we binged every episode of the Dragon Ball Z abridged Saiyan Saga and it was absolutely Bonkers if you enjoy videos like this be sure to leave a like get this video to 5,000 likes and subscribe so you don't miss future uploads Dam DBC really looked this back in the day bro I was like this is like some when did this come out again and that's a good start oh God no my marijuana pass [ __ ] yeah I better do an innoc sense of a middle American would do in this situation get my gun hello and welcome to Earth with open bar holy crap it's Sonic the Hedgehog no

0:47 it's an alien holy sh it's an alien finally on this dead plan wait what the crap did Kakarot screw this up oh God damn it I knew we should have sent tell us better think of something cool to say to make him stop what the he you I know that's not Goku I think oh look at him he thinks he's people what's your power L thinks he's people hey no damn I get back up and tell me you're sorry human human human human so this is why dad said I couldn't

1:34 keep a pool no wow bro okay I'm yo I'm hooked already dude uh you know I think I might like might like this more than the actual Dragon Ball so uh maybe might be more my speed this is great oh my God they have a little intro and everything go all Wasteland yeah yep sure is some kickass training oh my damn it I'm lonely no com oh my god dude no friend requests pimp your page well at least I have you Tom you're bro how old is this hell

2:20 jar seriously if you are stay still I need to talk to you about killing and selling this planet it's really important [Music] damn wait a second you're not Kakarot my bad I've got green skin pointy ears and a turban oh yeah I must look like so many other people oh a smartass huh I don't appreciate smart asses prepare yourself for my signature attack double son no huh give me the mic no come on man give me the mic the real Attack now no it isn't fine here take it I'll just go practice my Vegeta ass prepare yourself for my signature attack keep your eye on the bird ooh a

3:08 higher power level hey what the hell weren't you going to kill me uh there we go considering the average set by this one green guy in met farmer the chances of this being kakarat do screw I was go Che fine go ahead I didn't want your company anyway right Tom yo oh my God hey I'm here boobs I mean [Laughter] Bulma okay how's it going I'm drinking OJ now it's apple juice what now it's beer yay beer maybe maybe those are like VAR

3:53 censored versions of the show maybe on oh that would be amazing dude Bulma it's not what it looks like okay it's totally what it looks like can I still live here please before this I was living in the desert oh if you change pars litter box yet I boom boom oh are you serious Yamcha oh that is so out of care so you're single then wow hey guys Goku wait what uh Goku I can't help but notice that 5-year-old you're carrying Goku just because we picked you up in the middle of the woods when you were a kid doesn't mean you can go around stealing children oh my God this is actually my son with it twist oh wow I guess this

4:40 means you finally you know no what you know bow chick wow wow what are those noises you making brown chick brown cow God a parent so once a little guy going to start training is making him study she wants him to up and be what's it called a productive and responsible member of society yeah come here stop playing with a turtle we don't need people saying things hey is that a dragon ball on his head doesn't that sort of make him a target for villains who might want them oh come on I beat Piccolo I'm strong enough to beat anyone who holy black on a popo what is that what's wrong I just felt a power level bigger than than

5:27 krillin's losing streak is that the bald guy I was making fun of yes okay shouldn't we grab Gohan and put him inside oh my god oh son of a it took me a while to get here but I finally found you Kakarot what that's right that's your name what the name you were given this planet [Laughter] what what oh for God's s child take the planet Your Heart A de Intergalactic super Warriors called the saans and to top off this expositional Onslaught I is that actually factual am your brother yeah Yes actually yes Yes

6:16 actually okay I was like that actually seems like that's real weirdly enough it is wow that must mean you'll be involved in a lot of future events right right [Laughter] oldin I hope that continues in the entire series oh my God please stop breaking kame house so what are you here for the Dragon Balls the the dragons what the dragon balls you know there are seven of them they Grant you any wish you want like immortality or bul panties did you hear that it was used for that it to Earth our wish yeah we're going to get panties I forgot that like the original episodes he had red hair like

7:05 this one moment in time no I'm here for you Kakarot so what are we going to do see a ball game catch a movie we're going to kill everyone on the planet and then sell it for profit to an alien overlord who may or may not have destroyed our own Planet holy oh well uh I sort of like people here so with all due respect oh fair enough Daddy I'll be taking this yoink ohe s to a house what's your excuse in the stomach you guys are

7:52 pathetic what a jeez hey look I know you totally want to kill me and all but today's kind of a bad day my brother just showed up turns out I'm an alien he stole my kid oh yeah I was watching that that was priceless sorry for your loss yeah want to help me get him back why I'll friend you on MySpace deal [Laughter] y dude oh my Lord Crunch bar now it's a gummy bear now it's na wait what the

8:40 hell oh my God that it's over oh my god dude that's literally the first episode oh my God bro dude I can't believe I've never watched this before I in all honesty I think something like this would probably make me interested more into getting into the real series than actually just hopping into the real series itself I could see that because I don't have like a lot of time to add something new right now especially DBZ which is pretty long yeah and like something as extensive as that I would rather just like you know mess around with something silly before I actually hopped into the serious stuff hey Piccolo mind if I ask you something what is it you're not human either this episode 2 in case you were curious and your dad spit you out as an egg right

9:25 what about it what are Are you a you a Yoshi I'm a green [ __ ] dinosaur can I oh my God and if you're new here boom has never actually seen DBZ before I've never watched any DBZ whatsoever all I know is the ball-headed guy apparently is the strongest in the universe and undefeated currently [Music] shut up shut up shut up screaming angrily making you cry

10:12 less the time out that's over now I can just sit back and beat the crap out of whoever is coming great rits give me back my son so is his name actually radit yeah yeah yeah okay radit Piccolo yeah you got you got you know you got carrot you got R actually that hasn't been explained yet oh well it's not like anyone cares about him anyway well screw you too Piccolo you use weighted training clothes as well no Goku I just love to get naked when I'm around you their power level is rising so nudity makes you stronger on this plan oh my God

10:58 wearing weighted clothes then oh of course because that would be ridiculous so that hair does compensate for something damn shut up wow okay what the hell was that I don't know but let's try it again from behind we really shouldn't be announcing our attack strateg Goku this one Dodge what yo H you missed me my bad noce less talkie more

11:44 fighty I think that's a good strategy taking a beating but at least we managed to dodge that one high five oh my God hand shake THS up good job oh excuse me has anyone seen my arm you can't miss it it's green yeah anyway listen I've got one more attack that to do it upside is I can use it with one arm and what's the downside you'll have to distract him while I charge it that's not too bad for 5 minutes and considering he beat us to a Pulpit under one it a never mind I'm sure you can handle it wow you really have that much faith in me yeah sure why not well then I won't disappoint you

12:30 here goes nothing ready or not here I my attack got your let me go well since you asked nicely perhaps on second thought a whole 5 minute start off time for an attack is pretty abysmal in ter got your ta again please let go I'm not falling for that again pretty please let me go [Music] well definitely ribs aha attacking an

13:17 opponent roughly four times your strength in a one-on-one battle a cunning strategy no no no not cunning what's the opposite of that [ __ ] that's it thank you oh my God now disregarding the Nei and I uhuh Yoshi I'm not a goddamn Yoshi it's called sarcasm what's that taste like damn it Goku stop ignoring me ah my ribs I think you broke my ribs stop ignoring me and die stop beting at my daddy yo my [Applause] b

14:07 space Gohan huh what okay that Daddy no no seriously what the hell was that you were getting slaughtered out there and you could do that oh crap Uncle RIT is pissed we hear at team fourstar do not condone child violence we do however find it hilarious wait hold on oh what Mr shattered ribs is going to stop me listen you don't understand nothing you could do could ever compare to what Chi-Chi would do to me if she found out he died well it's true I don't have any choice I have to use my last technique now die oh Nelson oh my

14:52 God me I'm rabits okay let go seriously this starting to piss me off Piccolo do it just make sure you give me a signal before you fire that thing I'm right behind him oh sure I'll give you a signal it'll be the last signal you'll ever get well okay as long as on that bro part of me H he actually stupid in the real show not out when you oh [Laughter]

15:41 God damn it and there was no way I could have gotten out of there you know you could you after several hours of debating we decided you might need our hey the true heroes here ah crap what kind of plane is that you can't die here I got a sensu bean I don't think that's going to work why not I sort of have a hole in my esophagus wait then how are you breathing [Laughter] Goku holy crap I'm not the first person to die in this series C too soon I can't believe

16:28 he's gone yeah pity that oh my God what regenerate yeah and you know what else what I'm taking Gohan [Laughter] M oh my God I can't deal with this is so good shut are so dude Jesus Christ God dude a head butt H oh headbutt was effective oh my god dude it is so good I'm loving this so

17:15 far you're going to all the Star Trek people hyped up sacrifice to stop to Great evil Star Trek reaction next to him our lives can return to peace once more rits r the hell is that guy who says what I think big shocker nobody cares we're 10 times stronger than him anyway we'll go to Earth find the dragon balls and kill everyone and we'll be there within a year or so this is weirdly good it kind of sounds like Vegeta what the depending on filler of course wow is Dragon Ball known for like a lot of filler in it oh yeah is it I I mean there there's a lot of

18:01 times the episode get draged I don't think so so so time filler then like actual like it's more like we need to make this a 20-minute episode drag it on baby start start yelling for three minutes looks like there was a lot of filler in the first few episodes one piece get everyone's crowd in the reaction yeah there's not a ton of filler thing I saw what you did to that saying back there that kind of power can be use what do you mean I'm going to make you my pupil and then I'll use you for my Conquest to take over the world but but where's my daddy hate to tell you kid but your dad's dead actually I kind of like saying

18:47 that Dam it this is why I hang out in yeah oh yeah he died station please no cutting a line why do I feel like that's probably going to happen a lot though Straight to Hell and so we need Goku here to get to King Kai for his masterful training Lord y give me one good I should allow this because if you don't that mind's going to increase by 6 in the judging like where they go yeah I think this is uh purgatory mean he's already got a Halo so feel like we're really skipping a few steps well you get a Halo once you die no matter what little bit more respect here B deal I'm the closest thing to a god in this

19:33 [Laughter] show then I'll be horribly insignificant I do [Laughter] Havey oh my [Laughter] Gody um sir what oh uh sure whatever you can go to King Kai's but he'll have to run on snake way sounds fun prepare to be surprised all right I'm off oh wait by the way did you see a guy named RIT come through here he has spiky hair and a tail oh

20:19 yeah I remember that guy I put him in my patented yock and it worked no he kicked me in the balls and ran away now I don't know where he is he didn't keep his eye on the love huh okay well bye see see you next time mahogany how did Chi take the news um well Krillin what did you need to talk about oh no oh Chi-Chi hypothetically what would you do if you were told your husband was dead and your son were kill kidnapped by his worst enemy I'd castrate the

21:04 messenger oh it's a good thing I'm not that's ch's dad would you like to spend the night against my better judgment where are you [Music] [Laughter] so are you going to get out the other Z Warriors and go train with Kami The Who Warriors the Z Warriors you Goku TI exactly wait did that actually happen in the show she just like Dragon

21:52 Ball like a bunch of people skipped it sea Warriors bye [Laughter] listen up runt today we're going to commence your intense training under me but wait wouldn't that cause horrible muscle degeneration for somebody my age crippling me for years to come you're a wordy little bastard aren't you nerd figured to unleash your hidden potential i' have to put you an immense physical danger so I'm going to throw you at that mountain actually that looks more like a p now here it comes

22:38 [Music] and this is going to be a long training session all right Mr must man here you are at sake way now you might want a pack of lunch cuz it's going to be a long run now I'm just stoking you're not going to be eat none wow that looks like it's going to take me a while yeah be care for run and you don't want to fall off and die that's just a little bit of dead humor but seriously do not fall off or you will go to hell has anyone ever run the whole thing before well there was one man well who was he I believe his name was Mr Poo yes call me I just received word that we have a new batch of trainees coming make sure you take good care of them

23:23 [Laughter] oh God God looking Mr Popo I I have no idea oh my God oh my God any mahogany but mahogany from the god Tre are 300t tall and Bre high from these trees this desk was forged 2 th years ago using ancient blood rituals of the malor people not only does this make my gu not indestructible but it can bend the

24:09 fabric of the universe itself okay Al so it's a very fine material very expensive okay spyy bro I'm just going to like randomly say that now when I do stuffy it's Mahogany it's mahogany bro these are ridiculous and I love them so much I think my favorite thing so far is like there are no characters that literally look the same so far everybody is different yeah yeah Dragon Ball is a very spiky design but he Bama does make really good characters last time on Dragon Ball Z Goku his journey down snake way I'm R is that kind of innu man that's some kind

24:57 of this going be toughest Journey I've ever made I have to receive King Kai's training and battle the biggest threat of the planet we've ever faced I know he can fly right like he was flying earlier like why not just fly Humanity it takes energy ah fair enough and apparently he needs oh god dude there's a car on Ro I forgot he caught a ride I forgot that he caught a ride dude what this has like no sense being this hilarious I know dude they did a really good job I you can tell they are Dragon Ball fans cuz they like right I I think that's why it worked so

25:43 well this just makes me want one piece of bridge now a little gir man I'm Goku do their shirts actually just say you are but I'm sort of first we going 100 squats and then lots of push-ups on the hard ground and then a bunch of jumping jack that sounds like fun but I'm sort of in a hurry how do I get out of here there's no way out of here unless you manage to beat us in a it's funny this lots of running wrestling grappling each other on Cold Ground yeah yeah okay now let's say we went through all of that then where

26:30 would you say the exit is oh it's right over there yeah but you have to beat us first ah he's running away have you seen my brother rits around here spiky hair tail ah yes you made a horrible mess of the blood Fountain looks fine to me it used to be water now by the way thanks for the fruit he has a piece of the Fruit N don't eat the fruit don't eat the fruit bye no nothing makes a fruit salad for King a barbecue is going to bring something totally kickass and we will have nothing and we will look like fools so mad yeah let us go work off our stress by doing Squad thrusts and stretches yeah then we do grappling in our Speedos I'll grab the oil meanwhile

27:18 back on earth now that's got to be some kind of [Music] innuendo I can't believe Piccolo left me out here all alone how am I supposed to get down from here I'm down water what should I do I said climb down if only I had some sticks or reads lying around I can make a makeshift ladder or [Music] rope it's kind of funny thinking that like thinking of where their relationship that is the beginning but since I quite old I shall leave you in the capable

28:03 hands of Mr Popo Mr Poo you know what to do yes Comey all right maggots listen up Popo's about to teach you the pecking order it goes you the dirt the worms inside of the dirt popo stool call me oh my God poo any questions um yeah I got okay enjoy the climb back up [ __ ] now any more questions good then we can begin okay no more diversion a house is that a snake

28:51 [Laughter] [Music] oh my God princess snake you have a perfect now let me assess the situation from here yo whoever is doing that voice is really good what's with the hair I just love this forur code especially since I killed all the animals for it myself huh you don't look like you be King Kai what did my magnificent breast tip you off what what nothing are you hungry yeah I could eat anything right now me too what nothing take a seat I kills everything here with

29:37 my bare hands including the bare hands it's a Pun It's a pun I can't all down yourself I want to take you down what nothing get in the hot tub wow this water's really I don't remember this part maybe this is filling I have no idea yeah this yeah this yeah oh is it okay bro I'm not going to lie my thought that said Pringles well thanks for the food and stuff but I've got to get to King Kai's now first you must pass a test of urance what's that mean it means I want you inside me damn what do you mean you'll see he's a married man

30:28 stop chasing [Music] me stop grunting it's creepy bro I love the metal gear music in the [Laughter] [Music] background oh for God's sake now he's just standing there looking at the moon like a [ __ ] puppy I was trying to teach him to fend for himself but no he has to be a defenseless little wait is he getting bigger oh what what what is that real yes he turns into a blood gorilla me everyone of Gohan RS

31:16 can become a giant gorilla what that's what the D are you kidding me stop mocking me this is all the way he does actually blow up the mo honestly like thinking through what I know of DBZ the moon has been blown up at least three times back toal I think don't they like I don't even god what the hell is that thing oh whatever it is I don't like bring back in 30 seconds now close beam close beam my most Metroid attack snake way man that was close what

32:03 yeah he rined his tail off that's why Goku doesn't have a tail they cut it off give it a pause real quick here we I think boom's got to gather his mind here for a second no okay within like dude within 20 seconds this this kid turned into a wear gorilla and then like breathed a a laser beam and then that dude blew up the Moon and then he ripped he fell now naked and then he ripped his tail out like in the show they're straight up you get the peor and everything yeah yeah you get you get the little little little nub too there's a lot of uh monkey jokes to the saans and now you know why cuz they they they're literally monkeys that Trans monke in a full moon they transform but

32:49 that's why Goku doesn't have the tail because um because they like cut off when he was a kid that is his was special cut off right no they just cut it off when he was a kid that was the whole premise of like Dragon Ball I think okay so I've seen I've seen pictures of him with a tail before so that was Dragon Ball yeah it gets cut off by a like a a special attack or something that makes it so it can't regrow yeah I mean it's been cut off twice I think two or two times and then it came back and then it came back in GT which doesn't exist that's not that's not real part of the story okay okay usually need a doctor or a rabbi to do that kind of thing but you know what not in DBZ GT yeah snake princess snake oh [Laughter] my damn it we paused right these

33:38 episodes are insane yep and once again wanting Destruction has solved all of my problems absolutely no negative repercussions we've got breaking news that the Earth's moon has been completely destroyed long-term environmental effects can only be guessed at preliminary speculation puts the there ating CLE effects alone at the hundreds of millions we now go to our resident expert on lunar science saor Full House Marathon already in progress ni nights full Full House no are we there yet no

34:25 there dude space seen what yes so so also one of like the go ahead what man never mind never mind nothing can tell space demon dude I was just going to mention the Saiyan's hair but I think they'll make a joke later so I don't want okay that was the best episode of all time like dude I didn't realize how fun this was going to be with somebody that hasn't seen DBZ because I don't know anybody else that hasn't seen it other than you yeah like I said outside of its whatever culturally someone that hasn't seen the show that's all I know do you want uncut and early reactions to your favorite series that we do here on the

35:10 channel what about double episodes we have all of that available and more for billies on patreon and members on YouTube your support means the world to us and it allows us to keep doing what we love and keep delivering you the content that you love or will eventually love because Billy is love Billy is live everything's going to be fine Billy everything is gonna be fine Billy everything is going to be fine Billy Goku has finally reached the end of snake W very convenient once the fillers were over he reached the end be king Kai's place like it's own little endless Moon

35:56 nice job yeah kind of I love that they just made their own like little intro it does add like to the overall uh uh vibe to the show MH whereas like it I don't know it just goes to show they actually didn't take any shortcuts whatsoever with I mean even the logo looks backck in the Deep reaches of space there yet there yet there yet are we there yet no are we there yet oh yeah dude St this to shut you up for 5 minutes yeah remember boom's never watched Dragon Ball Z yes I've never watched Dragon Ball at all about to get that planet pregnant

36:44 the locals seem you know Vegeta on some planets they really appreciate foreign commune really brings in the revenue they'll probably well yeah I see you have been imprisoned by a horrible fascist King I hey Vegeta what is it we're in prison Vegeta I see that Nappa hey what don't drop the soap I swear to God na I will ship you so you're King Kai that's right I'm the most Superior martial artist in all of the gxy monkey yes this is my monkey

37:30 bubbles say hello bubbles all right that's enough it's like yo bubble secretly the true King Kai here well because of the small size of my Planet the gravity here is much more intense than that on Earth that doesn't make any sense shut up Gregory all right this for a reason I have an unbelievably powerful space pirate locked within the depths of my planet that's why the gravity is so heavy here you're get me out of here shut up anyway what are you here for oh well King Kai I need you to train me there's a terrible threat coming to our planet and I'm its only hope it does look like

38:16 space is coming to impregnate the Earth try hard as I have to and I what you seriously no convincing whatsoever some kind of test are you kidding me the only company I've had for the last 500 years have been a disembodied pirate a monkey and a grasshopper actually I'm a cricket nobody cares you know I mean that is a good point they did say that nobody's made it there before right I can't imagine anything more boring than that meanwhile on Namek yo my man look like beef jerky he kind of does this is this is the only thing I

39:03 know of DBZ a bridged is the nail thing that is all you go back outside now this is so horribly dull I hope something exciting happens around here soon I don't care what it is no what I saw a bird it was pretty take it ass meanwhile back on Aria as you can see many questionable people have been locked away in Welcome to Oz [ __ ] I love the thing spiky I forgot Oz was a prison show my [ __ ] I'm going to sell you for a cigarette but not before I

39:48 violate you because you're my B I love r with iron fish right my queen what Guardian moon was that hi who [Music] the and that's V jeta he was a prison bitchut anyway we're here because my partner is an idiot now that we got introductions out of way I think I'll just kill you and hey Vegeta oh God what now I think that's their queen I'm curious how they breed oh God damn it that's disgusting I say we just hey you guys breathe for us why should we listen to youed by my 13

40:34 Elite Deads they're not doing anything they're just standing on top of each other and oh there we go what the oh my God that shows you the age of this God damn it NAA meanwhile back on Earth Piccolo has finally his train so Mr Piccolo what are you going to teach me today a brand new technique how to sense energy what about how to fly Dodge oh man oh my God I forgot how much he beat out of him dude but I think I'm

41:22 finally getting the hang of it yo really this all happened yes this all happened this happened the of Justice he's the of Justice what's happening about we have strength to take them on alone Batman what are your thoughts well I think I have an idea oh God it's Aquaman come on guys we could use whales someone get him out of here for the whales for the whales meanwhile back on random okay will you leave us in

42:09 peace actually no I'm still going to kill you the right I mean at least he allowed them to one more time before yeah that's death it's so cute can I keep it can I keep it f the GTH hey here boy shake a got okay now boy catch the ball catch the ball I broken it Vegeta something weak like paper masche or r or R what are you doing I'm about to Rock You Like a

42:54 Hurricane that did you see that Nappa that was totally bad what are you doing I'm cuddling it Veta oh God it's dead dude this was like this is such a good episode of this got him vet oh my God is not playing due the copyright issues just skip to a21 if you want they really made that the subtitles a long long is it it is 20 seconds look if the Creator said to what are we watching I'm guessing there was going to be music

43:40 yeah all right this ah good time yeah good times yes back when YouTube was uh we shall erect statues of you well isn't that nice of them Vegeta out of our dong what oh okay well isn't that Nic of than we're leaving Nappa okay look at us Vegeta we saved an entire race from tyranny we're heroes Vegeta we are a couple of really great Gods yo [Laughter] what tragic did he just blow up the planet yep yeah yeah what the that he did yep welcome to DBC dude

44:27 we the princip all say all by myself King the fat of the land Mr Piccolo will be [Music] [Laughter] [Music] so oh my dude I love these so much the thing is dude like it literally it's it's so weirdly accurate I don't understand how they do it I really don't it's so good though I forgot how destructive it was this early like I didn't I didn't realize that like oh yeah Vegeta blows up a planet before he even makes it to earth like well I did look it up by like episode three or four we were already like on episode 18 yes

45:13 so we're going rapid fire so it like I'm sure like you you don't remember it that way because it was probably spaced out like IM between like Goku's Journey on snake way was just couple for sure yeah oh [Laughter] no oh my I will say a bridge makes the creepiness that is Mr Poo very accurate yeah it's it's something else P Colo I'm so curious to see the quality increase over time like not just in like the terms of the show itself cuz like

45:58 obviously better but them cuz you know they're going to get better doing this over 60 [Laughter] episodes okay the horor oh okay oh [Laughter] God

46:43 what yo what yeah chiau is a cat oh is he is he real bro I there's so many different um the characters are interesting that's one way to put it what is happening I don't know I think this is also filler yeah yeah they don't normally remember this yeah yeah the oh yeah

47:34 Jesus yeah just a womanizer who lives with a flying cat yeah oh up to four yo the disrespect on Krillin right now what the hell is happening right now bro this is a nightmare H what the hell is

48:22 happening I genu what the first you know he sounds like he sounds like old Greg he old Greg downstairs mix up I love the idea that they're being tortured and Goku is just chasing a

49:08 monkey bro this it's so weird that like all this was going on in the actual show right like like all this lines up with like what actually went on the same episodes pretty much yeah in order like they're not skipping around yeah that's insane to me that like yeah so Goku is literally just like on a planet chasing a monkey these other guys are like in this hellscape his kid who doesn't really like he's really fall out foring the out of his son because he got kidnapped and getting that kick constantly but like he's just off like doing his own little Adventure or whatever like it doesn't matter like dude this

49:57 boom's brain is breaking I yeah I feel like I don't know I feel like this show is somehow breaking laws and I I don't really know how you need to watch DBZ Kai you just you need to all going to die after this [Laughter] boilers [Laughter]

50:52 wow oh my God he went to Wikipedia [Laughter] what wow so wait they had all the dragon balls they collected them during this time so okay whoa whoa whoa whoa who who can I get Aon how easy is it to do that uh so balma is super rich she's like Mega rich and like yeah runs this company or is part of the company or

51:37 parents or some uh where they have crazy technology like um to the degree she made a Dragon Ball radar so they can use the radar to get the dragon balls so you're telling me in a world where people can fly have powers and are able to blow up planets money is still the best superpower of all because it just creates the ability to wish unlimited more or less yeah that is so broken that it seems not fair sometimes you need the superpowers to obtain the Dragon Ball yeah yeah okay yeah it's Bulma has the upper hand because she's friends with people like Goku and Krillin and Stu yeah yeah like like she can literally just give Goku the radar and be like hey when you got time go go get them it's

52:23 really macaroni and potato salad all the time for some people that is yeah I mean when you got when you got a rich friend who you know pays for your food and probably a lot of other things you use in life and she goes go get the dragon balls do it go get them you go get the dragon balls R worth so he this guy gives wish yes he grants wishes yes why don't you just yeah like why not wish them

53:17 away if I remember right they do try to wish for them to be defeated but their battle power was too high I don't remember they're wish proof I'm going to be pissed no no no like Shenron didn't have the ability to like directly kill them because they were stronger but he could have moved them to somewhere that would have but so in a world where this dragon can grant any wish imaginable well not any wish there are limitations within his There Are Rules There are rules rules there Ru okay okay okay okay I thought it was just I thought it was cart blanch a blank check on okay well I don't think it's spoilers to talk about where they came from right I think yeah yeah yeah don't don't say where they come from give it a few more

54:03 there's a reason why he can't he yeah yeah just just continue fair enough you you it'll make sense yeah May well maybe yeah I hope if not we'll discuss it later but like I should have [ __ ] off my plan [Laughter] so does he like know he's being wished back or yeah yeah yeah okay [Laughter]

54:53 a yeah so like here's the thing Dragon Ball before we watch like the little final part it's Dragon Ball Z is not really known for its story don't get me wrong people love the story because of how chaotic it is but like yeah they they were able to communicate because they were able to use like this woman has a crystal ball and like they can communicate with somebody who was also dead and in hell so like they were like hey you know let Goku know that like we're going to bring him back it was King Kai right yeah cuz he he was using his antennas to to communicate with Master's sister is who has the little glass ball yeah so so hell is more of just like a vacation destination instead of like anial if you can acquire the Dragon Balls yes but you would need the Dragon Balls

55:39 you would need the Dragon Balls yeah oh no he's hit him Dodge

56:24 [Laughter] that was a great ending dude oh this has such like mid 2000s internet like Vibes to it or whatever it's almost just as much as like a Nostalgia trip as it is a uh a pure comedy but like the fact that they're tying the story into everything I'm in a way that apparently works is crazy to me are we there yet damn y oh and if you're new here remember boom has never seen this oh so you know we've never none of us have ever seen this before but's never

57:09 seen the series before yeah I I watch Dragon Ball Z without ever watching Dragon Ball Z I've never got to handle any sort of Dragon Balls you will one day look at that I hope not even in fortnite not even in fortnite missed out dang what's up girl dude before you out I love the random explosions that just happened dude what now Vegeta the dragon what now don't you remember our wish the dragon balls you know there are seven of them they Grant you any wish you want immortality or

57:56 bulba's petties that one happened how have they not wished for Goku to be immortal yet one of these days you're going to die why wouldn't want that I know but still now let's just go foreshadowing Gohan on your guard they're coming right towards us but why would they be bro that kid got a concussion probably to eliminate the strongest power level but my dad's dead was referring to me oh well by that logic I suppose you would have the strongest power level on Earth Oh I thought I sent someone else coming good seems you've increased your power since we last met I know isn't it

58:42 great I you're almost as strong as Gohan now but he's only five oh my God I did not realize how short this man actually was yeah so uh how bad was the training with Piccolo yo you you don't you don't we don't feel bro we respect the Krillin okay no we don't sure no we do not bro I've yet to see anything but this man get his beat so far I don't know how far this series goes but we'll find out maybe hopefully in the future I I don't think so Gohan I've brought you a sparring partner for the day really who what so how is your training

59:28 [Laughter] [Music] Krillin first Ru of Po train do not talk about po train why are you crying oh man he's already crying and the Sans aren't even here yet yeah we [Music] are so okay is it a spoiler to ask like do people actually just straight up die like when they do the explosions and and stuff like that these people are dead right like the people the people in that City yeah they they are yeah yeah yeah like I didn't know if they were going to one pieces or uh they Mur they murdered thousands of people yeah okay good recap to the the magical dragon balls though

1:00:14 yeah guys are the Sans no don't be rude Nappa and you're here for the dragon balls no I do love that Vegeta's hair is completely different now I yeah they Prince of all s you're a prince yes you are no you I am Nappa and this is Vegeta he was a prison shut up naaa oh look you hey I take offense to that he's referring to me you idiot and it's not an insult the neans are a fine proud race of that means she doesn't have a penis right

1:01:01 Vegeta Unix really what exactly does that make you Mr Piccolo you survive mostly on water does that make you a slug or a plant Gohan not now do you also conduct photosythesis or do you why he's green these are them folks the terrible monsters who destroyed West City Jimmy hurry up and get a shot of the ball I feel like that's a bad idea which one Mr K yep and they will not learn from this I mean think about it like this would happen in our world too yeah oh yeah 100 no dude be surrounded by people the Caro with people good now I'm going to read their power levels

1:01:50 Vegeta someone found a use for Google Glass 1.1 rits R can hide readings are useless you mean like you friends plant the Cyberman oh my God who what Tyber man what that was so fast yeah they grow pretty quick those y they're like plantss all with the same as cabbage right he was so weak we could actually grow rites you have to worry about the fraggles oh God damn it NAA nobody's

1:02:36 going to get that as a matter of fact I did oh goody more of them who the hell are you Vegeta look four bald people the small one the two tall ones in Vegeta look up oh come on chu chu you hear that Vegeta it's a Chu I'm going catch it I'm going to catch it oh my God I didn't want because you have to damage it first you have to damage it first a critical hey guys I this is awful yo what is up with his hair though dude

1:03:23 don't worry guys we worked ourselves happy to death with our training so I know that got Road take on these Sans and we will [Music] win that's that's how that fight ends uh that that that does indeed happen that's the end of the episode oh my God bro that one snuggles and that one fooo cabage that hey it is cabbage let's go cabbage

1:04:09 veget I love this so much I I love how they have nap this personality just so much I know there you have it folks there are other people yeah I so yeah that's not swayy Goku now I'm a little disappointed no that that was wish BR Goku wish go the Great Value Goku Great Value Goku right there no I was he has all the hair none of the [Music] power [Laughter] oh yeah I I love this dude so much it makes so much more sense that he's not

1:04:55 Goku now yes it does I'm so happy we addressed that that we didn't accidentally like I'm sitting here I didn't even notice that man like in the in the Y was our friend in right there bards killed him don't worry yja I'll avenge you all right you're going to avenge him the 5-year-old over here is stronger than you are you're pretty much here as a meat shield look at him Vegeta he's like the rits of [Laughter] I can't take it anymore I can only be pushed so far [Applause] uhoh yo is he actually going to have some like is he going to have a

1:05:41 moment uh he's doing oh sir that was fre Opa congratulations you've just destroyed the equivalent of three rits that's right what now you son of a [ __ ] Nappa here is worth five rits and I am worth 15 rits so he is stronger than Nappa I love that he's the prince of all s of course he's like we've watched plenty of things where the royalty is a big bag of puss like all of you oh by the way H man the RIT to the grou yeah no oh he said yeah

1:06:30 no hey he's been training by kicking the out of a child for five episodes like he is ready way to go but what about well you can all learn a thing or two but I just killed three of them nobody car Krillin oh well Nappa looks like it's your turn to teach them a lesson yeah right on of Saiyan University hold on you went to college yep what the hell could someone like you possibly major in child psychology wow that sounds interesting with a minor in pain yo what he's been disarmed I get it shut it Nappa I oh I love this

1:07:17 [Applause] game no tagbacks this guy is strong maybe it will be best if I just yo this man cauterized the wound from the Geto Vegeta the Pokemon's on my back I can't get it off Vegeta here I'll use Ro SM you get down from there this instant no I had to do this for all the people of Earth our friend what is his power vosu don't worry you can just me back dragon balls now goodby my friend that won't work is he self-destructing we already wished you back once with the

1:08:02 Dragon Balls we can't do it twice there's a rule well there you go see rules okay so you can't wish someone back from Death twice well see you in hell Chu he blew into more pieces than Yamcha CH is going to heaven closest friend I can't prove that I loved him as a memorial to Yamcha gay at least your sacrifice wasn't my friend a dang it Vegeta you self-destruct I hate it when they do that damn it a I think I made him mad Vegeta should I talk to him about it the first working out is healthy

1:08:51 communication hey that was very rude I was talking to Vegeta God I forgot how brutal this Flex was can't you see has to fight this battle on his own he's fighting for the honor of his Fallen comrade help me for the love of God a hero a hero oh fine Krillin go for he hit me he hit me too go hurry up and blast him with all your your strength before he has time to [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause]

1:09:37 die damn you power for those of you who don't know who love is allow us to take a brief moment to explain back in 1904 get back to the fight and back to the fight hey not going to lie dick move guys dick move man the depends can you get him in a full nelson any plans that don't me well there is the multiform technique but doesn't that cut our power level [ __ ] plan a or Plan B Krillin Plan B Plan B I can't believe it I lost all of that

1:10:24 [Music] I can't even remember did this actually happen we can't lay a finger on him yeah splitting yetal discipline has this guy patty cake patty cake bake fast as you can y did it just jump from five to seven the Patty Cake Champion what but at least you didn't uselessly self-destruct like that Pokemon stupid ugly son of a [ __ ] his name was Chu yeah that Chu oh my

1:11:12 [Laughter] god oh god dude right right behind your jump God I wish they had like a death counter pop up yeah we're gonna die aren't we yep Vegeta what I can fly yes Nappa yes you can you know you're going to be in a lot of trouble once Goku gets here who Goku he's stronger than all of us combined well then I guess we better

1:12:00 kill you before he gets here wait I mean but Vegeta I want to meet the strong guy NAA just kill them first and but I want him to see us kill them oh God there's no arguing with you fine I'll give you three hours tops after that I'm killing all of you to be enough time to kill someone and now we wait if I remember right I think he did legitimately give him 3 hours is he here he was overconfident right is he here yet yeah no is he here yet no I mean when you think about it it it makes sense they would though right because rit's is so weak that like they make fun of him regularly and like he's rit's weaker brother right yeah just go

1:12:46 do something go have fun I don't care how oh boy this is going to be my best day oh no I remember what happens yeah oh what no is this real is this from yes yeah yeah yep okay so like all the oh my God Nappa does get bored waiting for Goku and this is what he does so this man just flies off and decimate the military then yes yes exactly well time's up time to die so where's your friend I'm

1:13:31 back yo that's how dude the endings kill me dude now it just happens I had a hell of a day Vegeta I sank their Battleship and their whales not the whales oh [Music] God so uh is that the the sea is red with the blood of the innocent yeah fair enough mhm God I feel like these EP every episode I feel like is getting better and I I mean I know Dragon Ball Z was like that like you know these parts of the arcs are definitely more entertaining and I do feel like it can I feel like gbz kind of continues on that some people debate after certain arcs like which one is their favorite but I feel like it's we're going to have a consistent

1:14:18 Improvement in quality like for a while Mr Piccolo wake up you have to stop him I think they're my part of this whole thing so far though don't worry Gohan Goku's never let us down I'm sure he'll be here any second with a snake well it's the least I can do for trying to eat you like that but I thought there was something else you had to do something about saans and the Earth crap crap crap crap this this man is about as caring a father as you play in Fallout 4 like it

1:15:03 is just absolutely forgetting that he has a child that he needs to get save that that happened I mean you know Goku is not the brightest if there's food he'll get distracted please get up seriously he's got to kill to wake up Piccolo well the green guy's out too bad what else to play with please not me pleas please not me please not me please not me please not me Eeny meany miny you what w not me Gohan oh thought that would have last how is that kid not dead my turn my turn my turn what Nappa what are you doing it's his turn Vegeta I have to wait for him

1:15:50 oh my uh what just an aneurism out of sheer stupidity [Applause] Vegeta 9 Minutes 18 seconds 9 Minutes 18 seconds what's that Vegeta happiest moment of my life hey stop treating me like a joke damn it I've got a new technique I he's going to get obliterated maybe saved all of our friends lives but that's beside the point Destructo disc oh take this o off fris me Vegeta papa no it's a

1:16:37 trick but Vegeta tricks are for kids second catch it catch it with your oh God damn it oh no my face my precious modeling [Music] career oh my you know I was trying to be a team player apparently they did movies too nice guy you killed yeah we're going to need to watch those yeah I said trying well you're failing oh god well s you I'm [Laughter]

1:17:23 back I now it's you and me big guy and I'm going to kick your ass let's go I forgot about that take that you insufferable simple God who go what the hell I'm sorry Mr Piccolo I didn't mean to snap like that no stay snapped stay snapped stay snapped snapped Dam it you are making me so mad Vegeta look I'm a fire in my all right it's time to redeem myself through one final Act of redemption I'll

1:18:09 save Gohan and wait a second why didn't I just grab him probably still do that now actually yeah I'll grab him and throw him out of the window why is is so accurate I feel like like literally 90% of the jokes of this show are the questions people ask themselves while watching this show I can take anything you can dish out oh god there go my [Laughter] organs Gohan come closer there's something I have to tell you is it that you always pictured me as a son because you can never make your own considering you act the reproductive or begin to

1:18:55 produce your own legitimate Offspring Jesus Christ what just shut up and listen what is it Mr Piccolo why didn't you [Music] [Laughter] die man like Goku really is like an absentee then huh my time has come but don't worry my friend you can go to Namek and wish myself and the others back with their dragon balls it will be a long and uous journey but I'm sure you can [ __ ] I ain't going

1:19:41 nowhere entire universe is cheing order but I well then my bye oh my god dude vet you see me kill the green guy yes Nappa that was a very good kick a Vegeta you weren't watching can you at least watch me kill the toddler fine I'm going to eviscerate you and you should Gast your intestinal track as a cond will I fornicate with your skull holy crap what

1:20:30 like you oh my god dude A [ __ ] please sorry Mr P it is all though I I failed you you sure did I uh sorry for your loss well it's been fun kid I mean for me not for you as for you everyone important to you is dead hey I'm still alive everyone important oh my God now Napa smash oh hey where'd he go what did he disappear or was he never there to

1:21:18 begin serious I love their editing MH hey guys what I miss I oh are they all yam did he have like a really touching moment with like Gohan right there because like he's got like or did they draw that tear in his eye they tears okay I was like damn that actually looks like that was in the scene no no they they they drew that that was in addition yep well done go Goku is not that good of a father their editing is really good I will say like too soon I'm sorry I'm late you guys but I brought some senu beans for you wooo thank you maxina hey which one of you did all this

1:22:04 that was me totally calling it I killed every single one of them except the CH he blew himself up [Applause] Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level it's 1,6 what really yeah kick his ass Nappa yay for a fact that's the that's the moment where he says it's over 9,000 the meme yeah okay I was wondering I was like is he going to say the the

1:22:49 thing that doesn't seem right wait wait wait wait Nappa oh he's changing it what I had the scouter upside down it's over 9,000 why do you sound so bored because still not a threat but to me besides once we get the dragon balls we'll just wish for immortality then no one will be able to stop us wait what but you killed Piccolo and your point is well if he's dead the Dragon Balls don't work wait what is that real and I so like the guy where where in the tower Kami like when he faded away that's because him and Piccolo are

1:23:34 linked so like if one of them dies the other one and kami's technically in charge of the dragon balls so because kami's gone the Dragon Balls Kami is the earth Guardian so like he's the reason why the dragon balls are on earth that's why like when he was saying you got to go back to Namek like he was telling Mr Popo that like the N like the Dragon Balls originate from Namek yeah they're neans it's like their whole what at least we still oh my yeah that one kind of just flew right over Dude I I didn't want to say too much about it but I think we're already past that point I don't Vegeta veg veget Vegeta

1:24:25 oh yeah I forgot he just like got evaporated wait did Goku just kill him yeah he's dead is he dead yeah he's he gone I'm Jesus Christ I'm not used to that yet like I'm literally not used to like from 9 to 14 that was so quick dude it was just I'm so not like gone like I'm not prepared for like just like these characters are like yeah they're dead now he's gone he's finally gone on I'm so right now I might not even Slaughter you all oh oh no you're all thoroughly screwed Gohan Krillin I'll handle Vegeta on my own I need the both of you to get

1:25:10 as far away as where' go oh he's already gone hey man do follow Krillin get home to your mother right daddy is there anything you want me to tell her yes Gohan tell her to put dinner on because I'm [Music] hungry I mean that that's that's pretty accurate to to Goku I mean like yeah I might die you know the Dragon Balls won't be able to bring me back cuz the dragon balls are gone too don't tell her I love her just tell her I'm hungry yep [Music] don't tell I'm fighting either mhm we

1:25:57 are aware there are Parts uh we're going to combine part two and three together but this one's going to be a standalone video first why don't we take this battle somewhere else what's wrong with here I don't know something about it doesn't feel right well it is a little corpsy meanwhile on King Kai's Planet so the fight is about to begin the showdown between the saiyan elite and the low class Warrior trained by me taking all bets guys taking all bets I at 50 gold balloons on the shark one a sir is this really appropriate if Goku loses the entire Earth could be destroyed she be fine saying 1000 C on Goku hey can I get in

1:26:45 on this wait a second don't you already know the outcome of the fight no [Laughter] this is it ah yes a perfect place to mark your grave listen we don't have to do this you know if you leave now and promise to never come back I'll let you go and we can stop this meaningless Bloodshed such tripe where's your sayyan pride Kakarot we are proud Warriors Brad to fight and Conquer this planet has made you soft are you sure about this because even if you're a little little sorry no I'm not

1:27:30 sorry are you absolutely sure you yes down right now I'm going to obliterate you and the rest of this planet myself with my I me the S down yo all man's got little legs K not bad but still nothing compared to me no witness the power of a saiyan elite elite what's that mean it means I'm of the upper class a finer breed the highest grade of warrior okay consider yourself beef jerky while I'm Fame Minon oo I like both those things

1:28:16 God start beating you now I don't know when I'll stop hopefully before dinner cuz I told Gohan don't te H what's wrong Kakarot can't keep up I told you Kakarot there's no way you can measure up to an elite like me you're fighting a losing battle here you may as well just surrender this pathetic planet now and ien times three times [Laughter] one God I forgot how GL this fight is nothing yeah I'm

1:29:01 fantastic don't ice cream in here oh really can I come in too oh my God I'm surrounded by idiots surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream I will not stand for this I will not be humiliated by a low class wrch a sounds like somebody's got an ice cream headache that's it everyone dies say goodbye to your planet Kakarot well that's not very nice of course not I'm fing evil o did he say

1:29:46 garlic Oh Come me oh go on almost there almost there all right this is the end Kakarot you don't stand a chance I put all my power into this attack now Parish with the rest of your pathetic world Kyo can

1:30:32 no [Laughter] four meanwhile back at the wrench remember when we used to do stuff you know be out there with them and help were you really and what about King Piccolo whatever happened to launch we don't talk about launch I even know who you you know launch if if is that

1:31:19 her yeah that's launch okay just give it a second meile back at the watch son of a [ __ ] this can't be happening I'm the Prince I'm supposed to be the best by default you are the prince show that little bastard somebody brought up a really good point the other day like he's the he's the prince right well your dad's been dead for a long time dude why are you still calling yourself The Prince and not King like that's a good point he should be the king yeah right there's there's there's not a you know there's thing is anymore well he's not a prince either

1:32:05 than hman but he still calls himself it but he doesn't call the king like I just I don't get it and crush him he's the prince of all sayans gosh dang want to be part of the fresh ER where the damn [Laughter] Moon about that [Laughter] very clever Kakarot i' taken you for a fool but it seems you're far more cunning than you let on but destroying the moon won't stop me we've learned to create artificial moons that Supply the necessary blood question what are they made of cheese I'm going to enjoy this far more than I should now watch Kakarot as your life

1:32:52 becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey form my God man pis he's getting huge that means he'll only be stronger that means he won't be as fat oh God he still as fast too powerful y I have to come up with a plan wait I know I just have to think like a monkey [Music] hey it's working no that's bubbl get off my back bubbles Goku listen the only way that

1:33:38 you can beat him is if you use the Spirit Bomb on it and whatever you do make sure you're very well hidden it's going to take a lot of time to gather up all that we're sorry the number you are trying to reach has disconnected try again later oh my God huh that's thef end I'm I'm boom I'm I tell you karot I'm 10 times stronger while you have beaten and I'm still having trouble reconciling the whole wear gorilla thing it's a s thing it's their race it's just it it's a

1:34:25 little weird it's a lot to take in it's the entire plot of Dragon Ball essentially they're like this goddamn kid turns into a monkey what do we do about it it's yeah or I guess it's not even a gorilla it's like a wear monkey and I'm there there's a lot of animals to choose from and I'm just hey man Evolution yeah you know man this is worse than that time I was in high school and all the guys called me geeko I was Piccolo slave I couldn't get chii to like me and oh wow I hit that rock harder than I thought it to finish this oh man what would Yamcha do die oh my God all right what do die wait I know

1:35:14 prepare to die Kar solar flare oh all or that oh you I'm out my eyes oh God it's like walking in on freeza in the shower naked all right that should buy me some time now let's see planet give me your energy oh yeah my man's going to do the Spirit Bomb right oh my God after we finish this we totally got to watch some like actual D that live alongside them yeah I us to know everything about it at this point so uh be pretty solid extremely knowledgeable maybe a little movie at this point movie is fire which

1:36:01 one D Bardock the Bardock Bardock yeah I'm not going to tell you who that is yo yo he just killed the is he sucking the life force out of stuff yeah I can see again this man is I am going to kill you now take this energy from the entire world oh that don't beat all [Laughter] hey kakarat what's the opposite of Christoper walking huh Christopher Reeves I was waiting on that one oh no that was a terrible test that was a terrible Cas evil now time to cross Superman what let's not lie to ourselves

1:36:48 but okay everybody knows bronal dare now to make my cuning [Laughter] [Music] escape a that would be awesome enough of this I'm going to crush the life out of you you insolent little God that face though his jaw was like you sure my dad's going to be on his own oh come on Gohan you saw how much stronger your dad's become I'm sure he can take care [Laughter] of a Jesus Christ vampire

1:37:36 Hunter all right K let's he those bones shatter are hilarious Get Your Filthy Hands Off him you damn dirty ape over very creative and what exactly will you do if I don't I'll make you regret it La mastic takes that the mass of an object dramatically increases the force of impact when set object collides with the ground and with your size you'll make an extensively large impact upon your Inevitable Defeat what the bigger they are Harder They Fall what like Isaac Newton said greater the Master Grade the attraction all but

1:38:23 your dad's beaten and broken and neither vith the skill or energy get to take me on you're finished all your planet's greatest Fighters all of them worthless pres elit none of you can stop me none of you oh go what what no no no no no no what pause pause pause what the what was [Laughter] that so that happened a little bit different in the show in the show we you

1:39:09 you know he showed up but yes he is he's basically just like a useless character from like Dragon Ball so like you know he's not he can't he's not he he has no business being on this battlefield no business he's so basically he's so weak that Vegeta didn't notice his presence yeah how the hell and that's how he was able to speak up to a guy that's like a we monkey like cut off his tail because he's so weak he didn't know he was there oh my God like like his presence is no different than if it was a rabbit Crossing behind him basically that's why he was able to know that that Krillin was throwing the destructor disc because he he knew Krillin was there the whole time but he didn't know about y man it's wild

1:39:57 that some people base their whole personalities on liking this show y like I said people don't like Dragon Ball because of the story it's fun at times but it's an taste pretty pretty explosions and fun times shouting explosions of pretty colors no tail no great AP Gohan we can do this we can beat him we have a CH is that number nine yep you know I thought I'd be angrier what with the utter humiliation and loss of my tail or maybe I'm just so

1:40:42 unbelievably enraged that I've come full circle oh well either way it's time to put an end to this Gohan is that you hey Daddy I'm really sorry it's okay you tried your best I'm pretty sure that they actually did talk telepathically in the show yeah yeah Goku learned it from uh King Kai I never went home I came back to save you Oh Daddy everyone makes mistakes Gohan but we have to be strong he's like man I'm not even going to get no goddamn food after this [Music]

1:41:29 [Laughter] son that was my god dude those were the most annoying things when watching Dragon Ball when there's no commercials you've insulted me beyond belief but you still haven't taken my pride oh my pride I'll teach you the perfect Daddy what are you going to do huh you barely have any energy left my eye why is it always like godamn Krillin come here I have something to give you your last will in Testament no it's energy from the entire world it's our last hope and you're giving it to me I'm is Krillin going to

1:42:18 be the one to do this holy crap so this is what being important feels like fair enough and may be doing Krillin so dirty to your son wow such power every living being on the planet you can feel it all surging inside of me every man woman and child this is planet Earth's very essence Oho yeah [ __ ] what what the hell is enjoy

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