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0:00 Uh, it's time for Jurassic World, Billy. I'm Ruff. How you doing? I'm Sean. I'm Eric. I'm Bri. And we are in our mid30s. Oh, [ __ ] How am I 30? Hey, I'm not there yet. All right, calm down. You're not even close to there yet. Bri, we all know you're 34. Come on now. Add add about 20 years onto what Sean just said and you'll have his age. God, you're not wrong, dude. At 30 is what? how my knees feel. Ain't that the truth, dude? At 40 is how my back feels. So, this might kind of blew my mind cuz I was not aware that there was a Jurassic World trilogy. You know, like obviously I know about Jurassic World. I didn't know there was three of these [ __ ] I thought there was two. I didn't realize there was three. I just
0:46 want more dinosaurs. Yeah, that's kind of how I know there's a new one coming out, too. Is it another trilogy or Scar? I don't know. We watched the Wait, Scar's going to Yeah, but that doesn't mean Yeah, I think she's in the new one. We both agreed it looked good. superhero and she hangs out with dinosaurs. Yeah, duh. Wa. That thing's got some Okay. Already drastic visual upgrade. Yeah. Born a killer. Yeah. The nails on that thing are crazy. It's a little If you could have a little baby dinosaur, would you? Even if it grew up to be a realized dinosaur. Yes. Okay. Just want to make sure. It's just, bro, it's not even a question. Not all of them grow up gigantic. Some of them stay little. No, I I would I would have one of the gigantic ones. Yeah, like him and Gravy would run around the yard having fun,
1:33 dude. That looks so sick. Yeah, that's pretty menacing. Lizards, like their eyes, they all just look evil. Every single one. Damn, bro. They do. What about goats? Ghosts? Goats? No. Goat eyes are crazy, dude. They have the square. Have you ever seen a goat? Have you ever seen a goat eye before? I don't think so. We'll we'll show it to you later. I have. Hell of a boss. If you if you really behave, I'll show you a batwing. Dane County Airport is 36 minutes away, 60 with traffic. How many minutes to get your little butt in the van? 36. Feed the monster under your bed. Oh my god. Is that Pepper Potts? No. What? That looks like her. Am I bugging? It's Judy Greer, dude. The best generic white woman actor out there.
2:19 No. Every time you need a generic white woman, Judy Greer is called Pepper Pots. Hold on. Bring her back on the screen in my That's not Quinn Pro, dude. I promise you. You're glossing over Young Love right now for the sake of being wrong about an actress. Yeah. You really? No, that's not her. Oh, that's the girl from uh What is What is What is she from? Uh literally thousands of things. Shut up. I'm going to I'm going to get it. It's going to come to me. Uhhuh. Uh she's married to to Ant-Man in that movie. What? What are you What are you talking about? Do you know Ant-Man's Paul? Paul, she's married to Paul Rudd in that movie. They have kids. I think he they
3:06 get Paul Rudd goes and takes mushrooms in Vegas. Yes, that movie. Wait, wait, which one? This is 40. It's like a sequel to Knocked Up. You sure that's not Leslie Man? I don't know, bro. But I think I'm pretty sure that's her. I'm thinking that might be Leslie Man, but I could be wrong as well. Anyway, I don't I haven't seen any of those movies. So, you never seen Knocked Up? Yeah, but I took her to a special place and we got it taken care of. You're so good. We got to watch Knocked Up. When you see my name, push it. Okay. I remember. You were confusing them. Yeah. Yeah. That's not her apparently, man. [ __ ] Damn. I guess I guess all white women look the same. [ __ ] They do. Makes sense. We have that. Christian hung it up. Hey, no, Christian did. Shout out to Christian for doing an
3:51 excellent job decorating. Yeah, he looks great in here, by the way. That's like 50 tons of food a week. I like how they keep doing these and and after all the issues that they've had. I mean, it's only technically been one official one. The other two, they were just on islands, you know? The second one went to the mainland. Yeah, but like they they didn't open the park again, you know? They have stricter guidelines now, you know. Yeah. Mhm. Mhm. That could happen. Look at the camera quality difference, dude. Like it's been time. Is that the chick from Merlin? Is it Morgana? No, that's the cat from Persona. Oh, I got to see her eyes. That's true, too. I think that's her, dude. So, Island Newl What was the What was the original one called? Uh, Island of Death. Yeah, but like the actual No,
4:38 the five five islands of death, not of Isla. Yeah, islama. Isla. Isla M. I think it started with an M. I don't know. I remember it was death. But let's go here. Let's let's let's build a music. Literally, I would still go after everything. I would still go to see a dinosaur, dude. No, I agree. That is totally hurt, dude. Oh my god. Oh, she got really pretty eyes. I don't want to wait anymore. No, I'm on his side, dude. I feel Holy [ __ ] dude. Bro, that view is crazy. Oh my god. All the peasants just get to like stand like the normal stuff. Yeah. Enjoy it, bro. Look at the houses on the left. That's where all the the normal people go live. Oh my god, that line though. Oh, bro. I would uh I would want the dinosaurs to escape to at least eat half the people to make the line shorter. Dude, this looks so cool.
5:26 No, the lines would be so out of control, bro. I know. I'd be nuts. Jim, Erica. Nah, dude. I This is Bryce Dallas Howard. And let me just go ahead and tell y'all, there should be more respect put on her name. Welcome to Jurassic World. Also, Ron Howard's daughter, Ron Howard. These days, kids look at Stegosaurus like an elephant from the city's I guess. Yeah. After a while, like kids that are born and dinosaurs exist, from the second they're born, it wouldn't be a shock. Our advances in gene splicing have opened up a whole new frontier. Wait, that can't be good, y'all. No. No. They're making new dinosaurs. No, that's worse than what you were doing before. That's crazy. People were telling us in like the Jurassic Park that they were saying they recommend that we check out the books. Apparently, the books are way more
6:13 brutal. Way more gruesome. Oh, no. Like I I've swore like people have said like that the first book at least is like almost like a horror novel. Um um you what? Yeah, that's a bad idea. Genetic hybrid. I love that he defaulted to like so they just boned. It's like no idiot. Bigger than the T-Rex. 50. Why would you make that? Awesome. If you're going to make a genetically engineered dinosaur, why not make it aing not carnivore? When will she be ready? She already is. Oh, hell yeah. I'm done. Dude, all new dinosaur. Dude, y'all are playing God with things you shouldn't be playing God. Play God harder, dude. We should We should do this more. But they're doing But the thing is they brought direwolves back.
6:58 Well, yeah. And they're bringing woolly mammoth back, but like they're they're doing the dinosaurs come back, too. Before the science nerds get in the comments, yes, we know they're not actually direwolves. We understand. We've read the articles. this the the reasoning for them wanting to do this. She goes, "Well, anytime we've had a new dinosaur, attendance has spiked. We're not doing this in the nature of science. We're doing this for the nature of money." So, obviously, why? No, no, no, no, no. Why else would you bring dinosaurs back? As you notice, Eric, Jeff Goldlum is not in this, dude. Every mother about to die in this movie. Everyone. You're right. He isn't in this movie. Why isn't he in this movie? Probably because for what you just said. He'd be like, "Uh, why the Yeah. What? What? What are you doing? Why? Like I like this aspect where they have like the holographs and this and that for
7:44 like the kids. I know. Like I think that's a really cool aspect, but them playing science in the nature of trying to drive attendance is only going to create something that's going to be unmanageable. Last time I saw you, you were like seven years, but you know, close. So, not a good aunt. Our here is going to take great care of you. Not coming with us. I really wish that I could, but but I don't want to. She's like, I hate kids. I mean, I guess she is at work, I guess. Dude, them kids. They get they they getting they getting a a free vacation. Have fun and take very good care of them. Okay. They're my little angels. Okay. Anyway, bro, I I wish that we were better about staying on top of our schedule like that where our phone
8:30 just gets blown up like that. Well, no, like just being on top like I got to go. Like, dude, we're so bad about like we'll get in a meeting and like it'll just go long and it's like none of us want to just be like, I got to go. Yeah. Wrap it up, [ __ ] Dude, the tranqu they're going to tranqu Nick. What are you doing here? Who's that? Yeah. Who's Nick? Who's Nick? Have you never seen New Girl? Uh-uh. Oh my god. You are missing out on such a good show. That first park was legit. You know, I have a lot of respect for I know her though. I don't know what I know her from though. She's in a couple things. Yeah, I guess there would be like purists among them, right? Presents the indominous wreck. Verizon wireless. Why not just go the distance, play just let these corporations give you name? Give
9:16 me cookie. I give you cookie, bro. That's true. Oh my god. Jurassic Park would just look like a baseball stadium. There would just being ads everywhere. Yep. How much longer until they get it out of there? I mean, you do understand these are actual animals, right? You tell her, Nick. Is he gonna be like the Newman of this movie? Nice. Damn. She knew Worman stay winning, dude. That's why it starts with a W. Nah, [ __ ] a helicopter though. Nah, I don't trust helicopters. Nah, me either. If if Kobe can get gotten one, like, bro, bro, they're going down all the time. You're telling me we haven't come up with a solution outside of a giant death spiral of blades? Like, come on, dude. Dude, we we
10:01 haven't come up with better technology yet. I'm I'm actually kind of curious how we haven't created like wind jets underneath. That's what I'm saying. Those hover things you see in Marvel. Where's that? Where's that at? We're up two and a half% over last year. How is it doing? Are the guests having fun? Are the He's like, "Jesus Christ, lady, I don't care about the money." We don't have a way to measure the emotional experience. So you do. We can see in their eyes. I like him. Okay. So far. All right, dude. He was like, "Bro, I'm already rich. I just want to see some [ __ ] dinosaurs. Like if I was rich that No, I mean dude, you you can't tell me. Like, of course. Wait, is he flying the helicopter? Yep. He's got his license. Like, you know, there there would there would be some rich people who would just be like, "No, I don't give a [ __ ] if it makes money. I just want an island of dinosaurs." Yeah, that's true. I think
10:48 it'd be a lot better if rich people were like that. Yeah. Just make the world better. Well, if they're just like, "I have money. I don't need no more money. I'm I'm chilling. Maybe you should just focus on the Why haven't we made dinosaur like parks a real thing yet? Why hasn't that happened? I don't know. Probably. Same reason for cloning and like genetic testing laws. But if you are if you have your own island true Jurassic World exists to remind us how very small we are, how new now. Please, we're flying. Enjoy it. You know, I like this guy. He's dead. But what's He's so dead. But what sucks though is that she's probably right in the sense of like if they did start losing, the park would just eventually shut down, I guess. But then Island of Dinosaurs. Island of Dinosaurs. You
11:34 wouldn't have to charge anyone to go there. No. See, no. Helicopters. There's one take away from this movie so far. Helicopters. I agree. I'm in full agreement. In heels, girl. I'm sorry. I'm in an island of dinosaurs. I'm wearing like boots or running shoes. She's walking on gravel, too. Nah, bro. That's why you got to put more respect on her name. That Oh, it tried to break the glass. I like her for it. Uhhuh. Oh, damn. Whoa, girl. Thicker than a ball oatmeal. What's up, kids? This will give parents nightmares. Hell yeah. Is that good? It's fantastic, dude. Dude, I would pet it. They say it can sense thermal radiation like snakes.
12:21 That's not a good idea. You just gave it the ability. Dude, where's the sibling? It's the size of a house and it has the vision of predator ate her sibling. He's like, "Yo, I think weed up here, dude." We have the best structural engineers in the world. Yes. And the Titanic was also unsinkable. Dude, Grady, I want you to bring him in. Maybe he sees something we can't. No, I mean in this situation I feel like the more eyes you get on this thing, the better, right? Like Mhm. Especially after what happened in the last part. That pig is so screwed. Oh yeah. Oh, dude. Look at him. Yeah, dude.
13:07 Eyes on me. It's him. I'm What's Star-Lord doing here? I know. What's Garfield doing here? It's been a very Chris Pratt week. What's Scott Hatterburgg doing here? That's who he played in Moneyball, y'all. They're just dogs. I mean, I guess most of the dinosaurs would be like that, right? Outside of the massive ones. Maybe even some of the massive ones. That's what you get. Well, I mean, there comes the expectation of like that, you know? Oh, this is the guy that feeds us, dude. Good puppy. Eyes up. Oh, do a flip. Go. Wow, that's really impressive though. Same. We're dogs of war. We know that the military needs to reduce.
13:52 The robots are the future. He wants to use dinosaurs military. Finally progresses that the first thing he says, make a weapon. It's grown-up time. God, it really would. This is exactly what happened to Can you imagine though? Just dropping a whole bunch of velociraptors onto a city. Dinosaurs with just mini guns strapped to them. No, that was a real thing when I was a kid. Dino War. What was Dinosaurs with miniguns running around? No, it was a cartoon and toys. Yeah. Wow. Let's bring it back. And now you think you own them. We do own them. Extinct animals have no rights. Damn. No, it is funny to see how like there's like so many different viewpoints in one park. War is a struggle. Struggle breeds greatness. And without that, we end up places like this. Charge seven
14:38 bucks a soda. Do you hear yourself when you talk? Stick him in the pit. Very fair question. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh damn. How? Well, oh dude. Oh, there's no way that he is moving around like that after a fall like that right on his back. I mean, in pure panic. That man's spine is put 12 amps in these animals. They're never going to trust me again. He said, "Get your dumb ass in here." Stand down. What did I just say? Delta. I see you. I will put you in the corner. Back up, Delta. I'm going to count to three. Stay right there. I hate him cuz he's just This is kind of
15:23 proving that close the gate. He's like, "Please." Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] You good, bro? New guy, right? You ever wonder why there was a job opening? Don't ever turn your back to the cage. Damn, bro. Bro, in all honesty, if you were him, you're quitting at the end of your shift, right? Yep. Oh, man. Nope. Cuz now he's like, "Hey, uh, so yeah, he totally controlled him." But no, the thing is he he genuinely didn't, right? Like cuz like they attacked him as soon as like my man's back was he he basically Yeah, he got them to delay for like a few seconds.
16:12 Mhm. What? What? Okay, that is actually they've got a dinosaur betting zoo. Ain't no way, bro. Oh my god. I mean, dude, it makes sense. Yeah, you get all the me, you know, the mediators out like, yeah, it would be completely safe, oh, look at those balloons. Oh my dude, I would be in heaven here. I'm not talking about if I was a kid. I'm talking about now. Yep. Take all of my money. Hell yeah. Now, the barks are dope. I mean, there's a reason they're so like successful. And then you add actual real dinosaurs. How much did Starbucks pay for advertising in this movie, dude? Probably. They have been all over. Yeah, cuz like all the ladies have been carrying a Starbucks cup. That was the
16:57 store right there. Oh, no. She's not with you. Uh-oh. Dude, of course her name is Karen. Yeah, right. I promise tomorrow is worth a lot less than trying today. God, I am using mom's lines. You'll see when you have kids. when it's working. Yeah, dude. One day she's going to go back to a small town and meet a guy that she dumped in high school and realize that like his cookie shop and his penis are the all like they solve all her problems. That's way better than dinosaurs. That's way better on Tropical Island. Who needs to be a career woman when you can have dick? Hallmark, bro. He's just like living in a trailer off to the side. That's awesome. I need you to come. You think they'd at least hook him up with like a nice like little mini house or
17:43 something, right? Bro, he's got a motorcycle by the water. Like that's No, the location is awesome. Coke glasses, too. He's f I'm just saying you think a big expensive place like this would give him something a little nicer. Excuse me. Yeah, but it's just supposed to show how down to earth he is. Yeah. Talent. You want to consult here or in my bungalow? It's not funny. Little funny. We'd like you to Oh, I didn't see the little like square shed looking thing. What kind of a diet doesn't allow tequila? All of them, actually. A man shows up to a date in board shorts. Central America is hot. I feel like being on a tropical island, showing up in shorts is valid. Yeah. Mhm. You might have made them in a test tube, but they don't know that. They're
18:28 thinking, I got to eat. I got to hunt. I got to Hell yeah, dude. relate to at least one of those things. It's so funny how similar he is to Star-Lord in this. Like, it's just a very I think I think that's just Chris Pratt's character and everything now. Except for when he's Mario. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, right. You might want to change your shirt. I still can't believe he's Mario. Sensitive to smell. Damn. He's been working on his motorcycle all day. You stink. Are you really You really going to be like, "Oh, you stink." Yeah, I was literally working on my motorcycle. Yeah, and you stink. Change your shirt, you stinky [ __ ] Interesting [ __ ] Hey folks, um, we're just that that that is a great white, bro. You see what mean? And she's just standing on the platform right on the edge. That's crazy. Yo, this kid
19:15 sucks. Yo. Oh [ __ ] I'll take two. Dude, we should build a moat and get one of those. Oh my god, dude. It was like a whale with the face of an alligator. Okay, we finally got a smile out of the little [ __ ] We're sinking. Wait, what? Oh, that is awesome. Now, what is it about teenagers and just being anti fun? They're two cool things, man. Wa. That's just so crazy. They literally just cuz that that's not a normal dinosaur, right? That's another one they created. I would assume so. No, no, there was I think those were real. Was it was it real? Oh, no. Yeah, cuz it's just the one right now that's
20:01 genetically engineered. It's like a big deal. Yeah, cuz like so there's like dinosaurs like that in the water. They they would literally like snatch T-Rexes off like the shore and [ __ ] I think the lab delivers us finished assets and we show them to the public. That's insane, dude. I feel like knowing what it's made out of is a good thing to know. And you feed it with that. Animals raised in isolation aren't always the most functional. Yep. Your raptors are born in captivity with siblings. The only positive relationship this animal has is with that crane. Well, it ate the other one. That's true. Is she a fish? What are you doing? You're not supposed to do that either. Uh, dude, what? What? Oh, [ __ ] You had
20:48 one job. What? These doors haven't been open in weeks. What? Are those claw marks always there? What? She has an implant in her back. I can track it from the control room. Why can't you get track it from here? I feel like you should be able to track it from here. What if it just like entered in the code that they saw one time, right? Like that smart. It's just like looking at like which buttons are used the most until I was 13. I definitely consider Carl to be like more of a dad than he he also gives Jeff Gold's book, dude. Oh my god. I love he's wearing the old Jurassic Park shirt, too. W is just like somehow able to shield itself from thermal. Why don't you just like wait like 30 minutes and look at Can dinosaurs do that? I don't know. I mean, this isn't a dinosaur. This isn't a This is a new one. It's like a genetically engineered creature.
21:35 What kind of dinosaur they cooked up in that lab, right? Cuz like they know it's part T-Rex, but we don't know what the rest is. It's in a cave. Oh, damn. It's there, bro. It's still in there. Claire, I'm telling you, she's in the cave. That was you. Get them out of there now. Bro, she said psych. Wow, your radio's suck. Are you kidding me? All of this money and you don't have working radios. Should you be running? Nope. Oh, bro. They're so dead. Oh, bro. It's over for you, my guy. What are you doing? Oh, damn. Oh, that's bad news. Bears, dude. Oh, yeah. Those arms are bigger than a normal T-Rex. Oh my god. It's a T-Rex that can yink. It's a yoasaurus. [Music]
22:21 Oh my god. It's got a big head and big arms. It just ain't Steve. Run, [ __ ] Oh no. Oh [ __ ] That [ __ ] is free. Dude, I will say that that movement under the truck. Smooth. Also though, bro, why can't we build aing wall that's good enough? She just damn homie. You're so fat Jimmy's cuckooked, dude. I thought it was white. Goodbye. It's now It's Does it have Oh my god, you're right. She did say it was white earlier. It does it have like the ability to camouflage, dude. No. Oh my god. Bro, what if they What's What's the Oh, bro.
23:07 Dude, he just knew. He was like, I think it's better. I don't see this. What's the I'm drawing a blank. What's the thing that can like kind of camouflage itself? Chameleon. Chameleon. Maybe they bred it with a chameleon and were like one of those spiders that can bury itself. Dude, him pouring gas on himself. Such a smart move. Oh. Oh. Oh, the blood. It is white. Is it? Yeah. Yesesh. Not like bright white, but Well, what are you doing in this situation? Probably dying. No, you're him. You You succeeded. It's moved on like Oh, no. I'd love staying underneath that car for a little bit. Yeah, probably an hour or so once I don't hear stomping anymore. You would have been
23:52 the first guy. Yeah. Uh to be fair, once they were like, "Hey, we should go in the cage." I would have been the guy that's like No, honestly, women supporting women, we would just we'd we'd be friends, I think. Yeah. I would I would not say, "You know what? You would you would sink up your ludial phases, dude." Yeah, it'd be cool, man. Maybe she just needs a friend. AC, you can handle this. No one else is going to get Mhm. Dude, it it's four miles, but that thing can like move. But also, how long is I don't know his actual name, so I'm just going to call him Nick again. But like he's right. It's like, bro, two people have been eating already. Like, this is not just like a little up, you know? It's like two people are dead. And it absolutely demolished the door that
24:38 like it was holding him in for her. Call him Nick. I rescued a wolf puppy. It's like two months old. You can barely walk. They can sense evil apparently. Yeah, I think a two-month-old wolf pup with a broken leg is a littleing different, dude. What's his name? Her Delta. And she's a girl. Can I uh She's like, absolutely the not. We might have an opportunity here. Oh my god, bro. It's like you two people dead. Money time. Yeah, bro. Every goddamn time, bro. This would be insane. Oh, no. There's a reason why they're running, isn't it? Well, they're also on like a safari. Cuz you got to think like 4
25:23 miles is not that far for a thing the size of a T-Rex. That's true. Doesn't matter. Okay. I'm going to be gone in 2 years anyway. I mean, damn. Hey, knock it off. Damn, bro. I get it. Are you going to cry? He's crying now, dude. All right. There's a point you have to grow up, bro. It really is just a teenage thing. All teenagers are just go through this just Yep. Life sucks. Everything stop being a baby. It's like, have you maybe chosen to not be a [ __ ] about it? Dude, this would be No, that'd be so cool. Incredible. She marked up that wall as a distraction. She wanted us to think she escaped. Hold on. We are talking about an animal here. A smart one. Intelligent animal. Yep. who tried to break the
26:09 window realized that the window wouldn't break and baited you guys into the cage. Like it knew that if they were in the cage, they'd have to open the door. Yep. My thing is like, bro, they were also outsmarted in the first park. Yeah. It's like, what did you It's just like the people that just think that they're smarter than everybody else. It's like, no, bro. Like, listen to the experts. They're experts for a reason. Like, you googling foring, you know, 20 minutes doesn't mean you understand more than them. They're so The fact that they're using non-lethals against something that literally can Yeah. think that intelligently while being in containment is scary. There's no way. There's no way it pulled out the tracker, dude. I mean, if the tracker is just making a beeping sound this entire time. What, bro? It ripped
26:55 out its tracker. Noted yet. It's close. Holy [ __ ] What is that? Oh my god. She remembered where they put it in. That's insane. Uhoh, dude. That's fresh. She's behind you. Oh my god, bro. Insane. It can camouflage. It can camouflage. Knowing what you said earlier, bro. It can hold people like popsicles. That's crazy. Oh, he's so damn Like, yo, that's just going to piss it off. You're not doing anything but just
27:40 pissing her off. God, dude, she is John Wicking these dudes. Also, uh, side note, why the hell would you put the tracker where it could [ __ ] reach? I know you can't. Oh, wow. That is such a creative way to do that. It's not, bro. Like, rubber bullets. Uh-oh. Yeah. How does it feel? Yeah. So, now what? Evacuate the island. We'd never reopen. Shut the [ __ ] Oh my god, I hate her. You have an M134 in your armory. Put it on a chopper and smoke this thing. I'm not going to turn this place into some kind of a war zone. It's a war. What? My dinosaurs. That thing out there, that's no dinosaur. This is awesome, dude. I I I mean, could
28:25 you imagine you go through this, you narrowly survive, and they're just like, "But like the park." Yeah. Money, dude. Yeah. Like, no, we can't do that. Like, and this is what would happen. 21,000 people. Uh, sorry, folks. Ride's closed. Come on, guys. I just work here. No, for real, though. I was like, I just work here. It's like, you saw me pick up the phone, right? Like, I'm not the one making this call, right? Modified animals are known to be unpredictable. Nah, bro. You wearing a black turtleneck like that? Evil villain. Bald glasses. Black turtleneck. It hid from thermal technology. Tree frogs can modulate their infrared output. Why did you put all of this in them? Who authorized you to do this?
29:11 You did, dude. Park sees your work, everything you've built. And Amon won't be there to protect you this time. Won't be there to protect you this time. Is he the same doctor from I think he might be from Hammond's era? I think so. Yeah. Nothing in Jurassic World is natural. We have always filled gaps in the genome. Oh, I think they said they did that in the first movies, right? Where they used frogs to fill in the gaps. To a canary, a cat is a monster. Shut the up. We're just used to being the cat. No, it's true. Where it's like chaos and normality subjective. What? Wait, what? Jimmy failing on this? No, I get it though. He's like, I didn't ask for a monster. It's like no, you asked for a monster. You just didn't use the word monster. Well, it's what you know what
29:57 chaos what's chaos for the fly is normal for the spider. They should have gotten Bill Nye for that. That would have been awesome. [Music] Dude, this would be so cool. Hell yeah, dude. They're just cows. Basically, very strong cows with horns. As awesome as that is, my mind is still wrapped around the fact that he just fired a 50 caliber handgun at a glass like right in front of him. Yeah, bro. Like my mind my mind is still there. I'm like, uh, what? Like he's showing the durability. Aunt Claire gave us special wristbands, right? VIP, dude. It was fun. Damn, bro. The one time you decide to actually be a big brother, you you are just [ __ ] it up. And yeah, in the worst way, dude, you should not No, bro.
30:45 And they're all running away like that. She's like, I should be coming. Remember that your nephews are out there yet? What happened with She's like, oh, the kids. What happened here? Nope. Don't do it off road. But they told us to go back. Sorry. Wouldn't go off road. You don't go off road. Yeah. Like what do you mean? Not the best place to go off-roading. Oh my god. Bro, you guys are no fun. Hey, go back to the hotel. Oh, shut the up like you would do that. The hell no I would. I'm not Bro, they're also in a hamster ball that's glass. It's not like it's gripped or anything like you go offro 50 caliber bullet, bro. Indestructible glass, brother. One, two, three. Oh no. Oh no.
31:36 Yeah, I panic. Oh [ __ ] Damn. He playing she playing. She's making a messy. Yo, she playing pinball right now between them, dude. For real. Yeah. Get the hell out of there, bro. Oh Jesus. Oh, damn. Oh, no. Yep. That thing's cooked. It really is just learning. Yeah, it knows what it needs to do. Nice job. Now you're putting him in danger, Claire. Good job. Seems to be the trend. She's just trying to be a good ass, dude. It's so It probably wouldn't have even have looked at him. Oh [ __ ] Hey, dude. Until that. Like, you going to pick up that phone?
32:24 Oh, that ain't good, dude. It was able to just It wasn't even trying. It just kind of put his hand there. Yeah. Is that Can can it fit in the mouth? Now I know what my Taco Bell bag looks at when I'm like getting ready to open it up, bro. Oh my god. Damn. Find you a lady with a jaw like that, fellas. Holy [ __ ] Wow, bro. That would be [ __ ] like, what do you do? No, you have to jump, bro. You have to jump. Yeah, I think you ain't got a choice here. You don't have aing choice, bro. You want to get eaten? Oh god. Oh damn. That is crazy. Wow. It's just watching, bro. That'd be wild if she jumped in there, too. He's like, "No, not yet. Not yet." Bro,
33:10 I will say the older kid, he got some reflexes. Like, he's really thinking it through at least at this point. Like knowing not to come out immediately. Yeah. Mhm. You know, and the thing is that thing's terrifying, but you're still in like the park with other [ __ ] Yep. So, they just kind of took a T-Rex and gave every gave it everything. T-Rex on steroids. Yeah. Gave him longer arms. Yeah. Raptor-like claws, the ability DNA. Yeah. The cuttlefish DNA, the tree frog DNA, and who knows what else. It can see thermal and it has the ability to camouflage itself from thermal. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. This man playing God must be fun. And
33:56 it's got some absolute grippers, dude. How do you feel now, Claire? Dude, for real. Weirdly enough, it's probably the first time she's actually interacted with one of them, right? So, like she's seeing it for what it is for the first time. Oh, damn, bro. Yeah. How do you feel about the ass set now, Claire? Dude, no, bro. Did it just kill every single one of them? And it didn't eat any of them. It It did the same thing with the the one that fought in the forest. It didn't eat it. It just killed it. It's killing for sport. That, bro. That's insane. But it ate its
34:43 brother, though. No, cuz what's crazy is think about it. From what the Jurassic Park movies, the T-Rex in that or that other creature that was there, it would like eat something and then it would kind of go off for a bit cuz it wasn't hungry anymore. Where this one is like, nah, it just wants to kill everything. I mean, it's like he said, it's trying to find its place in the food chain, right? But I don't even know if it's the food chain cuz it would be eating, right? So, yeah, it was beyond that. Now, just relax and enjoy the I can't laugh. If I was stuck in a gyro gyro thing with having to hear Jimmy Fallon talk all the time, I'd probably want to leave, too. Mhm. Brave kids. He's like, "What are you doing?" People in these movies never know how to just shut up. Women, am I right, Bri?
35:34 Damn. How many times was it men in the last couple movies that just wouldn't shut up? It's still men in this movie. They're the ones that made the creature. Now she she does suck though. Um, what? That's her. I'm ready to be a badass. Look. Yeah, it's the jungle outfit. Eric, what is that supposed to mean? Thank you. It means I'm ready to go. Okay. I love that Bri knew. The guys are like, I don't get it. No, she's just changing into her combat game. No, we we speak different languages. It's okay. We know. We're very different creatures. Oh, dude. What if the head's still in it? Okay, it's not the Well, it didn't really protect much. Yeah. You said the original. Maybe they just
36:21 like built around it. Dude, that'd be crazy if that was the original and they just like made a new park kind of just on top of it, you know? I would not be surprised though. Yeah. Hey, be easier than trying to reclaim it. I mean, you got to think the the actual park seems to be pretty close to the water where, if I'm remembering right, the original park was like, wait, pretty dead center. Wait, is this the original? Is this, dude? It totally is. What? Oh my god, bro. Yeah, cuz the original was like dead center. It was like in the middle. Awesome, dude. No way. They rebuilt the whole set. They just they just built the
37:07 the park on top of the park. I mean, it's easier to escape if you're right by the water, I guess. You know. Oh, that's crazy. You still have those matches. Damn. Yo, see his dork pack came in handy, bro. Dork pack. Hey, that's what he said earlier. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, it was dork pack. Oh my god. Yo, it's a helmet. What are you going to do with all these people? You got 20,000 people here. What are you going to do? That thing is a killing machine and it will not stop. It's wild that like we have they have the procedures to gather everyone up but they don't have anyone to get everyone off the island. My thing is though, why do we not have like an ultimate ultimate measure which is very obviously killing the [ __ ] out of this thing? I mean killing the [ __ ] out of but like hold on. How I know we say it had like a gun you can put on a damn helicopter, but
37:52 bro, thank you. Thank you. Finally. So, uh we're both in agreement that helicopter's coming down, right? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Okay, cool. Okay, so there's not even a second thought, dude. So, the world's largest cruise ship can hold 7,600 passengers and 2,300 crew. So, that you would need 10,000. So, you need you need three or four of them. Yeah, you need three. Three or four just at Beyond Deck. If you spend $20 million on is it really? Yeah. Is it really that much of a cost? How do you not have like three cruise ships for these emergency purposes where it's like, hey, they're just there literally if we need to evacuate basically. Well, it's not even that. just even having cheaper like lifeboat kind of things to Yeah. Well, also you got to think that that's that's for like a comfortable situation. You have two or three, you could fit
38:38 everybody. It might not be comfortable, but you could fit everybody. Well, I mean, the whole purpose is so that way they're not gathered literally in the heart of the island like a buffet. It's a buffet, right? Where where like if you had, okay, we can get everyone off on cruise ships. Boom, done. You guys are off island now. Literally no dinosaurs can come at you. You're safe. Instead, you're just old country buffet waiting, waiting to have a meal done. You know, that's a damn works. I know all about cars, bro. If this would have been me, we'd still be walking. Same, dude. No, it's weird. It's like I feel like I would be safer in the Jeep than on foot, but at the same time, you might be better off on foot. Well, you're in a much louder vehicle that is open. Yeah. A faster vehicle than on your feet. I know. That's where I'm like, I don't know what would be better, honestly.
39:24 You're much louder, but you're much faster. You know, it's it's the trade-off. Well, you're faster depending on where you are. True, too. Oh, that's a bummer. Homie, I don't think the gun would have done anything anyways. Oh, damn. She can smell your fear, Claire. I'm behind you. [Music] She said you need to get your roots done, homie. Like, nah, bro. Like give it a couple minutes. My thing is what is that even going to do? He's a proud American dude. Got to have his gun. Got to have the gun. N there ain't no How else will he swear? Holy [ __ ] It's like I couldn't fit. I'm coming in through the roof. Peekaboo. Holy [ __ ] Mama's here.
40:12 No, I respect bro. She is high stepping in those heels. God damn. You know that floor that that mud is just mud. No, she's not even using the back part. Like she's just tiptoe running. Hell yeah, dude. They took the helicopter. Who's flying it? No shot. So dead, bro. Never fly to battle with you. Darn it. Nah. Nah. Nah. Well, you can't tell me that there's not somebody else there that's more equipped for this. I mean, bro, you you you I don't think you were in the armed forces. Please don't speak as though you were. Like, it's just weird. Uh, it's not even like a stolen valor thing. You just sound like a goober. No, I always forget like howing monsters. Lead the target. Lead the target. Why do they What are you
40:57 doing? No, dude. That's the Oh, [ __ ] That's the aude, dude. Oh, damn. I feel like every movie lately, everyone has such bad aim. They really do. Now, that that's how you That's how you cause chaos. It's It's the best way to cause chaos. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh. Oh. Oh [ __ ] bro. Oh, dude. Oh, bro. Later. Well, that guy's dead, well, he's dead, too. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we knew the helicopter was going down. No way, dude. We knew. Whoa. Whoa. That was crazy. That was awesome. Holy [ __ ] Oh my god.
41:45 No. That was such a sick shot. VIP. Yeah. Rest well, soldiers. My thing is, yeah, those raptors are really going to do a good job now, dude. Bro, those don't even look like normal. Those are those are freaking Is that Is that like a flying dinosaur with a T-Rex head? That's not a normal That's not a normaling thing, dude. That That's I like my dinosaurs, but I don't remember that one. Oh my god, dude. Oh my god. You're Dude, you're so screwed. Cuz a T-Rex with the ability to fly soundsing horrifying. Pierces, dude. They're Dude, they're like flying raptors. God. Although I will say I feel like the the more like, you know, beaked ones would are scarier. Yeah, probably. How many people uh are we think are going to get picked up by a a lot? So many. No, cuz they showed the they showed how many people were there at the beginning of
42:31 the movie, right? Yeah. Like a counter. You're going to get a counter, dude. We're getting a counter. I'm not going to lie, that is kind of dope, though. Yeah. Well, the boats would have worked prior to this. Who's going to carry the boats? Open the goddamn door. Open the gate. Feel like, do we let first? Um, homie. It's It's people. Oh, let people in. Uhoh. Why would you not be letting them in? Stupidity, bro. Like, that's a first. Like, you haven't had radio, dude. It's literally a buffet, dude. That guy tried to run off with the margaritas. No, he had the right idea. Oh my god, bro. I died cuz it was like he was carrying a Dani. He deserved it.
43:18 Same, dude. Bro, they are like little flying T-Rexes, bro. That's insane. Dude. Dude, there are going to be so so so many lawsuits. That was Jimmy Buffett, was it? I think with the margaritas. Wait, that was Jimmy Buffet. Wait, for real? For real? Back up. Back up. No, I'm looking it up. It totally was. That's so like dinosaurs attacking. It's 5:00 somewhere. Yeah. He's like, "Bro, if I'm dying, I'm I'm I'm I'm doing it the right way." I don't know what his end goal is. Like he seems almost militarization of dinosaurs, bro. That's literally all I guess when he has like such a heart on for the raptors, bro. He's smiling as
44:06 people are just being absolutely like ripped apart. They're like, "Oh shit." Oh, Morgana. Morgana. Yeah, she's dead. Oh. Oh, they're just they're they're playing catch with her. Oh, it's okay. She'll be she'll be fine. Oh, okay. Well, that's good. At least Morgana's Oh [ __ ] What? They can do that, bro. What is happening with her? Oh god, the whiplash. Why is this so brutal? Holy [ __ ] Oh my god, bro. Did that actress refuse to bang the director? Dude, that was so cool. What the She got She got double doinoed. Yeah, dude. She got She got She got doed down
44:54 in Dallas, bro. What the Oh my god. Oh no. Oh damn, dude. Like look at that creature. Holy crap. That thing is huge. Squawk. She just needs to bop its nose. Bro, that is horrifying. It's It's literally just like a T-Rex on a bird. Would you boop it? Would you boop the nose? Yo, just Okay. Uh, I don't think you tried to. I think you just killed it. Is that clear? I told you she was getting her her Yeah, dude. She had her girl boss thing on. Yeah. No, I think I remember. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, okay. That was really hard. No, nothing that pushes out sexual tension like almost dying. You know what I mean? Good.
45:39 Really? That's That's our concern right now. I mean, he's got two guns. That would probably work together. We work together. They call him the dino whisperer, right? Dino Lord. Dino Lord. Dino Lord. Damn. Damn. Damn. Okay. [ __ ] That is impressive. That water is so blue. Uh-huh. I mean, I will say his aim was better than the dude with the gatling gun. Thank you. Homie was just he was not leading the target. What do you mean use the raptors? Son of a [ __ ] You shouldn't say [ __ ] I be like, "Shut up." No. No. No. Remember when we were a proper country and people would trample each other for a deal at Walmart on Black
46:27 Friday? The internet's really ruined us. It has. We used to have culture and clearance bins that people would fight over. Yeah. What the [ __ ] happened to those? I once saw two old $1 DVD bins at Walmart. They still have those, do they? Yeah. We just never go to Walmart. Oh, true. Well, they're like five or six bucks now, but you know, they're like 250. She look at what she wants. Bite his face off. Usually what she wants to eat. I hope that he lets him out and they immediately eat him. He's got to die, dude. I don't see how he doesn't get got. The mother head has finally arrived. Yeah. Yes. I like it. I like it a lot. They've never been out of containment. It's crazy. Let's move it out. It's like, bro, the specialists are telling you that it's crazy. Like, do
47:14 not shoot my raptors, please. Easy blue. Blue. Yo, they got little headphones on. What do you think they're listening to? Oh, yeah. Right. I was going to say Nickelback photograph. You're just riing them up. That's it. Everybody get on the floor. Everybody do the dinosaur. I'm not holding your hand. [Music] [Laughter] There we go. Finally. I can just keep thinking about uncomfortable that is. She's going into level two now. Yeah, but she's still got those heels on. It's not even her final form, dude. I know. Can somebody give this woman a pair of shoes? Jesus Christ. Hey, man. It's how she feels, not how you feel about it. All right, dude. Do you see how muddy it
47:59 is? Those are her combat. She is sinking in like I can't imagine like her her putting her full weight on her heel is just she just sinks in and it becomes a platform and she going to roundhouse with the heels right into the uh the the straight to the chest. That would suck. Yeah, she's going to drop kick the indominus. She's going to take her heel and just yeet it like a boomerang right into his head. You know, I I'm cool if like if Jurassic Park movies just lean into this kind of thing where it's just action. No, I'm like it, bro. It's already a crazy premise anyway. Why not make it like really really like like Fast and Furious the [ __ ] out of this franchise like dinosaur fight dinosaurs in space. I mean, bro, you you launch with the breakout, right? And then from that point forward, you get more chaotic
48:45 every movie. Jurassic Park on the moon, dude. They are dino tracking. Which one do you think wins? Blue for sure. Blue, dude. put so much focus on blue. I'm going with Delta. I mean, Blue's the beta, so they're going to take her lead anyway. So, I feel like Blue is going to be the one that's like the clever girl where she's going to be like on the side. No, that's dope. Imagine riding a motorcycle alongside your dinos. Hell yeah. I mean, that's just cool that they're even respecting him on the road. Yep. Like, they're not they're not trying to attack. He's their alpha. Yeah. They drive better than people from California. I mean, that's got to feel awesome, though, right? Yeah. Oh, no. Dude, look how excited she is. I would be so hard right now. Your boyfriend's a badass. My thing is, no offense, like the Raptors I know are brutal, but like you
49:32 recording this thing? Something tells me that like there's no way he took his drink, dude. He's just like, take his drink. He's just like, it's $7 soda. It's funny that you think it only cost $7, but it was $7. Oh, was it? Oh, never mind. Pay attention. Nah, I'm too focused on dinosaurs. You know what? No, no, no, no, no. You guys are not going to watch No. I'd be like, I almost died today. You're letting me see the dinos. I'm real worried this What if they bow to Indominus and then Dude, that would be start working for it. What? No way. No way. They're talking no. Um communicating. Yeah, that's not good. Oh, that's not good. Um, maybe they're just telling her to
50:19 get the out, dude. No shot. I know why they wouldn't tell us what it's made of. Oh no, it's part Raptor. Oh, it's literally That thing's part Raptor. Yo. Oh my god, bro. Oh [ __ ] You ain't the alpha, bro. It is. Oh my god. They have an army against y'all now. Oh yeah, you probably should that at first. Yeah. Why wasn't that the first shot? She don't care. Nope. All you did was [ __ ] set the forest on fire. No, bro. That's crazy that they put So, it's T-Rex, raptor, tree frog, cuttlefish, and god knows what the [ __ ] else. It It can bypass thermal detection and
51:06 camouflage. Bro, at this point, I'm just expecting you to shoot ink out of it. No, you need to leave. Like, got like great white in there somewhere. Yeah. Like, what the he has regenerating. Why not put put a shark in there too? I forgot the shark. And just so it has like a killer business acument, I've heard they injected it with the blood of Jeff Bezos. Damn. You know. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. How'd that go for you, buddy? Good job. Great plan, huh? I like my man's business proposal. It's like, "Hey, what if we uh militarized uh Raptors?" Oh, dude. And some guy signed off on it. Some guy was like, "Oh, homie about to die." Nah, bro. Nah, bro. They imprinted their homies, papa. Holy [ __ ] Well,
51:52 so you can rocket launcher one of the raptors, but not the goddamn big one. She's fine, right? She's just There's no way. That was like a direct thing. No, that thing's barbecue. They even took his quad, dude. Bro, they just left for this. Why did they take his his his ATV when they drove away in the truck? cuz somebody just was trying to escape. This man has done nothing but like warned people about this and like he's just That's usually how it goes, man. Yeah. He said, "Oh [ __ ] Steve." Steve, I'mma eat you. Holy [ __ ] Oh my god, bro. I feel like you could have just like knocked on the window or
52:38 something. Oh my god. Why would you? Oh god. Why would you try to jump in the car while a dinosaur is chasing? Well, no. It's like he jumped up just to teleport coming. Dude, no lie. A deer did this to me one time. I got I got t-boned by a deer. I didn't hit it. Fell off. Damn. GG. Yes, dude. I I don't know. Oh, I feel bad. You feel bad? Yeah. Who knows? Children. I know. They weren't going to hurt. They just needed to boop its nose. Everything would have been fine. Okay. Our little side project is about to get shot in the arm. I don't want a bunch of lawyers messing around with something they didn't want. This is why
53:27 say we had to evacuate. There's a boat. We're coming. They're going to get them all off before the guests. So [ __ ] Someone has to stay behind. Oh no. No. No. You were misreading. You were misreading, bro. Oh no. I have a boyfriend. Damn. She never liked me. Don't mention. Dude, you called that [ __ ] from I can tell like n man was like speeding up walking. I was like, nah. It No, bro. It's so awkward. You got friend zone. Now that's the most Nick Miller [ __ ] I've ever seen in my life. Do we just need to watch this show? Yes. Oh my god. You need to watch New Girl. It's so good. only happy mother. Okay, that tracks. I
54:12 I I just have to say, man, it seems like [ __ ] was going really really well until they started like splicing dinos, dude. Yeah. My thing is just like scrap the raptors, scrap theing the any carnivores, you know, like just exclusively have omnivores. Yeah. Problem solved. That would be the smart way. But you know what? Nature has a way. Yeah. It finds a way. Life finds a way. You know, we've seen Resident Evil. We we we we know what happens. Yeah. Bubbling tubes ain't good, dude. N you you you you evacuate. That ain't a good sign. Axel. Is that a three-headed snake? Oh, that's bad. Nature is the gift.
54:59 [ __ ] Yes. Yes. Yes. I I would let it happen. Easy boy. Wait. Blue's been eyeing him the whole time, right? Keeps calling her a boy. She's like, "I'm a badass woman." You're so dead. Blue about the girl balls, dude. Slay queen. Nah, I let it let it happen. I'm on your side. No, you're not. RIP. Now you're on her inside. Yeah. No, leave him in there, dude. Hell yeah. Yeah. No, I thought he was going to escape for a bit. I'm happy. You go, girl. [Music] Yo, smart. It's the thing. It's behind you. It is. Yeah, it's the thing.
55:46 Oh, it funneled them into the kill zone. Yeah, when you run into your ex at a public location, dude. And then there were three A [ __ ] Uhoh. Like, what the you think you're doing? He said, "Papa." Oh, he's talking to him now, dude. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] Get his ass blue. Oh god. Okay. No. Blew her back out. You know, if two of them are are able to do that, maybe [ __ ] four of them could have taken it down. Homie, I don't even know if they're doing damage. More of just a distraction. True. It looks like
56:33 it's bleeding some. What teeth? We need more teeth. Oh, yeah. All right, man. We need more teeth. Wait here. It's going to be fine. You know, you keep saying that. I don't think you know what the word means. No. You know what it I I I trust I trust in Claire, dude. Boys, it's fine. It's She's fine. She's fine. She's fine. Let me tell you, I don't think she's fine. She's in badass mode. She's Oh my god. Oh no. They making dino queue up in here. What do you think it would taste like? Like alligator. Chicken. Oh, alligator. Yeah, that makes sense. I need you to open paddock 9. You kidding? Wait, what? What's in paddic 9? Paddock 9. Do something for once in your life.
57:19 [ __ ] Yeah. Damn, boy. That's noted up player. [ __ ] He's been staying behind. I know, right? Everybody else ditched you. Well, okay. What the [ __ ] is Paddic 9, dude? The hills are still a choice. Like, what? Dude, this has like Aliens vibes. Oh, y Oh, Stumpy. Yep. Oh, here we go. Feet. My favorite. More teeth. I love this. More teeth. The mothering OG. I'm I'm going to say I would have been running way quicker, dude. You're not out running that. Oh [ __ ] No, not the fanny pack, dude. Not the fanny pack. I think we're back going to getting killed. Could you imagine death by fanny
58:04 pack, bro? That would be insane. It usually just kills fashion, dude. This scene is that is dude. She's flawless. Just just in heels. Oh, all of that in heels. Oh, look at my little baby in the arms. Kiss. I ain't going to lie, bro. I don't know if the T-Rex got that dog in him. Can't they just talk to each other? No, T-Rex got that dog in him, bro. Look, wouldn't they just be talking to each other, though? Cuz like the other one's part T-Rex, maybe. Or can there only be one T-Rex? But no, it seemed like the Velociraptors were kind of the only ones that actually communicated. Yeah, dude. Get that ass. Yes. No, they're territorial. Oh, they are? Huh?
58:50 Remember there was only like that one? Yeah, they kept killing each other or whatever. Yeah. Damn. Damn. What's crazy is that the Paddock 9 was so close to everything? Yeah, it was, wasn't it? Oh, bro, really easy to get out of that easy. Are you kidding me? What is old girl? I mean, you got to think that thing is part T-Rex already. Like T-Rex ain't [ __ ] compared to this thing. Hey yo, put some respect on it. There's a reason why T-Rex was the base. Damn. Nah. Nah. I I'm I'm Yeah, the T-Rex really going out like a [ __ ] like that, dude. It's not. It look like it is. Can Yes.
59:37 Get her ass. Dude, this is so sick. Yeah. Nice. Yo, Blue's just working together on that. No, that's the thing. I don't care what anybody says about the next two movies. As long as we get crazy dino fights, I'm in. Yeah, I'm down. God, not Margaritavville. Body slam, dude. Dude, the tandem velociraptor T-Rex. That [ __ ] is crazy. Damn, she's [ __ ] up. Uh-huh. No. Say, "Come here, you bastard." Dude, talk about getting third party, dude. They brought her They brought her to the kill zone. They really did. Yo, all I
1:00:25 need now is for the the raptor and the T-Rex to dap it up and like, bro, perfect movie. Like, they just like bump little little dino knuckles like they just he said he said, "All right, be chill, bro. We're good. We're good." Right. You said, "Good [ __ ] dog." Hell yeah. You know what? In my head, they dapped up. Respect. That's That's the equivalent for D. I mean, how the hell is a T-Rex going to dap up, you know? Dude, it reminds me of that scene in Rick and Morty where like the hepatitis saved them. He's like, "Did we have a relationship with them prior?" And it's like, "No, I think they're just a good guy." Is is that is that is that the meme? I feel like it's got to be Anatomy Park, dude. Was Oh my god. Is this the basis for that? It might be. Was it literally
1:01:11 the basis for that? You guys are missing the moment. No, we're not. No, it's a great moment. All three. Friends are gone. Pirates of the pancreas. Yeah. Just making it making it real real bloody. Meanwhile, my man the only one in the in the office there. I mean, bro, he saved the day. Like him staying back without him, bro. It wouldn't have been possible. Good guy, Nick. Nick Miller, you absolute shad of a man. Yep. I will agree. So sad cuz I don't actually know his name in this movie. I can't see anything other than Nick Miller. Is Nick Miller to me? Yo, are we forgetting there's still a T-Rex? So does the T-Rex just go back to captivity then or told her to go She's just a chill guy. Just chill. Chill girl.
1:01:56 Imagine you send your kids to an island to be with their aunt and I think it's the first time they've ever flown on their own. Well, it seems like this when that happens while while you guys were getting divorced. Yeah, dude. Oh, no. She needed that kiss. So, what do we do now? A baby hit me. Where did that come from? Cuz it's always about having kids in the end, bro. Hey, that didn't work in the second movie, homie. Like, they went their separate ways. But she ended up having kids though. I know. How do you guys think it happens? Not in a room full of people. Sheesh. I don't I don't think I don't
1:02:42 think after a near-death experience, somebody's like, "Yo, put a baby in me. Grow up." Yeah, we need to grow up. Can't believe you guys are so immature. Listen, guys. Okay. I I learned my heroic backstory last night. He's like, "Oh, this is mine." Or she keep your helicopters out of here. Yeah, she's like, I am queen. Here we go. All of the PTSD that we sue. It's time for T-Rex summer, y'all. Bro. All right. Do we Do we think there's an end credit scene? Is there an end? There's got to be, right? It's just Nick Fury walking up to a T-Rex. We have a job for you. We have a job for you. Subscribe for more, Billy. Be the
1:03:29 joy. Bye. We're watching Jurassic World 2. It's actually not what it's called. I don't understand. I made sure she didn't go hungry, you know. [ __ ] Eric, can you reach that? What? So we know what the name of the movie's called? Yeah, it'll it'll come up on screen. The the the open Oh, yeah. You think it'll show up? Yeah, it'll show up. What is it called? Fallen Kingdom. Fallen Kingdom. Fallen Kingdom. I'm going to guess that the kingdom falls. The kingdom probably falls. I mean, the kingdom already fell. I was going to say, yeah, is this going to be them going back and it's going to fall again for the fourth. I feel like that's the most logical like like for the fourth time like maybe maybe don't I think I say do why like why are you against progress Sean? Why are you Why are you against progress? Do you know what we could do in war with these things? These
1:04:16 creatures. Ooh. Is it going to be an underwater dino movie? No. They're trying to see the Titanic. Both. What are they doing? I don't know how safe I'd feel in something like that. Dude, what if Oh, no. I would never do this. Oh, I would. I would never go in any deep water. I'm terrified of high five. I agree. What if the Titanic was taken out by one of them big water dinosaurs? That's exactly what happened. You didn't know that? And the Earth is flat. Yeah. It's just getting flooded, bro. It has the big walls like it would be. Yeah. No, this is this is it. This is the place like new blur. Yeah. H as the poster says behind Eric's head, Sean's head. Nublau. Nublau. Like, no way.
1:05:02 Absolutely not. Especially when you know that there was one in the water. You know, like when you would go to like those swim areas and they'd have like the wave pools. I always thought that they kept sharks in the like cages underneath the water that like make the waves go. I thought that they kept sharks in there and scared the [ __ ] out of me. It didn't say how long it's been, right? No, but they said it would be dead by now. Oh, that's like Well, I mean, I guess maybe if they're not feeding them, but like she is Indominus Rex. It just comes back to life. I mean, I guess if you get it, if it has any DNA at all, right, you might be able to bring it back or replicate it, maybe. Why would you want to? I mean, cuz they're psychotic. It's like a super mix of all those different crazy
1:05:48 animals. This is such a bad idea. Yep. Oh, that's sick. Okay. Oh [ __ ] A That's a big That has to I'm going to assume that's a boat. Clear for takeoff. Begin tracking. Copy that. Go, go. Like, wait till the next day. It's always like, why are we doing this in a storm? I feel like it's always storming on a tropical island. It rains all the time. Nah, bro. The little dudes are back. Oh, come on. We haven't seen a little dudes eat eat a [ __ ] since the second movie. Is this movie just going to start with like immediate dino attack? I kind of hope so. It kind of feels that way.
1:06:38 Oh [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] It's so quiet. Oh my god. You just see the light go out. early. Come on, bro. I can't reach them. Someone's about to reach you. Oh. Oh, it was green. Homie is cooked. Oh [ __ ] They were like, dude. Oh, eat [ __ ] Oh. Oh, they're going to get out, bro. They totally are, dude. I would have slipped so long ago. Oh my god, dude. Oh my god. Oh my god. No way.
1:07:27 No. Swallowed up. Yeah. Now the the Oh [ __ ] Oh. Oh, it's got the Bro, it's just fishing now. It's like a kite. It kind of This is starting to get so much darker than the other ones. It really is. The second one kind of did too, though. The second one opened with that little kid being attacked. Climb. Nah. Nah. The water dude water dude is going to get him. No. No. No. Oh no. Oh no. [Music] That's crazy. Holy [ __ ] It's crazy it didn't take the helicopter with it. I know. That's so big. It's so [ __ ] big, dude. Nah, bro. At that point, I'll be
1:08:12 questioning about did am I the only one that saw that or like kill the boss for coming back home? Oh my god, dude. Why? Why? We are our own worst enemy. And they just so much. And they just let it out, dude. They let it out. That's Theying let it out. Is it going to go to New York? Is that where this movie's going? Yo. Okay. All right. All right. I like it. I like it a lot. Hey, that's the the the design that that Silky made. Dinosaurs forged by magma. The island's long dormant volcano reclassified as active has shown consider remember Billy billions oftheorld.com. Go check out your prehistoric Billy merch. Since the disaster that shocked the world in 2015. Damn. Yeah, they would have hella like
1:08:59 all kinds of footage. 800 million. Or should they be left to die? I think he's back. Glorious dinosaurs. Nice. Yes. Yes. So, now we've got genetic power. So, how long is it going to take for that to spread around the globe? And what's going to be done with it? It ain't going to stop with the deextinction of the dinosaur. I'm not sure I know what you're talking about. He's talking about the gene splicing [ __ ] they've been doing, which is why they get the bone. Change is like death.
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