We BINGED **DOCTOR WHO** Season 3

0:00 Season 3 is here. I don't actually know how the Christmas specials work. It's on the season 3 disc. So, I'm assuming it's part of season then. It must be. Yeah. Season three. So then technically season 1 does not have a Christmas special cuz the Christmas special would be on season two technically. Pretty much. Yeah. Okay. Season one's the pilot. I recognize you. I recognize you from Why do I know her? Cuz she was at the end of the last episode. I was just going to say you have seen her already. Jeez Louise, fellas. It's been a couple weeks. We watched a lot of [Music] things. Waiting for the catastrophe to happen. The the foot in the eye coming

0:45 out. Dude, this is a Doctor Who episode. I feel like everyone's dressed for a funeral and not a wedding. I was wondering that. It felt very funeralike. And I guess in a weird way it kind of was. Yeah, all weddings are funerals in a weird way. Wow. Yoink. What's up, girl? Yeah, that's why we remember her. Eric, what the hell is this place? What? What? Yep. Okay. All right. It's like a court of mist and fury. Office. Oh, freaking knew I knew her somewhere. That is her. Impossible. Tell me where I am. I demand you tell me right now where am I? The office. British office. Yeah. Oh, it's called the Tarvis. That's not

1:30 even a proper word. I thought she was in the American office later on like like final seasons. I thought it was the British office. Is it not the British office? No, it's American office. Okay. This has got ner written all over it. Who the hell is that? Okay. What do you dress like that for? I'm going to hemp bowling. What do you think, Dumbo? As soon as he is my husband, we're going to sue the living backside off you. Damn, it's Bri if she was a Doctor Who companion. Just yelling at it. Hell yeah. Stand your ground, girl. Yeah, there you go. Take a step out. At least she didn't go running. You're in space. Wait, so if he didn't pull her in, would that have been the TARDIS that pulled her in then? That's what it looked like.

2:16 Who are you? I'm the doctor. You Donna. Donna. Okay. Donna. Human. Yeah. Is that optional? You're an alien. Yeah. He's like, I did, you know, another companion would be nice, but I didn't expect this. Maybe a genetics. Get me to the church. Calm down, hoser. [ __ ] Acting all innocent. I'm not the first, am [Laughter] I? What? Oh, that's my friend. Where is she? She's gone. Well, you can hurry up and lose me. Dude, calm down. Yo, don't tell a woman to come. She was just kidnapped. Reason, but he said, "Yo, I I did not do

3:02 that. She was kidnapped in the midst of her wedding." But yes, but he didn't kidnap her. She don't know that. She doesn't know that. I don't know. I feel like he's I don't think you understand [ __ ] dude. God, she literally vanished again. Would like her disappearing on her wedding day be equivalent to like her getting cold feet then? Huh? Is that like a No, not quite. Like she was essentially kidnapped. Like a crane game, but a human. The claw. The claw. What? She's dead. Digesting. She's got food poisoning. Meat to gravy every day. Donna. really got to think. Is there anything that might have caused this? I wonder if she's just sad about

3:49 Rose. Are Are you saying the TARDIS has postpartum? I mean, maybe. But like, I think it's more of Leave me alone. I just want to I mean, if the TARDIS is indeed alive, didn't Rose also see its soul at one point? Yeah. So, like, wouldn't that like like it would just be sad because it's missing a part of its, you know, like who it shared its soul with, right? Cuz like Rose didn't leave. So, you're saying Rose was its soulmate? No, but I'm saying like she was definitely its friend. Well, if a piece of it soul is in Rose. That's a good point. Maybe soulmate. You're right. You're right. Made it back, man. Yeah, you're right. She's catching the 310. The Yuma. You got mobile? I'm in my wedding dress. It doesn't have pockets. It should have

4:34 pockets. Why don't Why didn't dress interest pockets? Yeah, dude. This man you're marrying, what's his name? Lance. Good luck, Lance. Stop me from getting married to hell with you. I'm I'm not I'm not I would just Bro, I would just let her. I'd be like, "Good luck." No. Yeah. At that point, bro, I'd be like, "You know what? It's like I'm I'm I'm clearly trying to help you and you're still being a about it. Like, fine. Figure it out on your own damn self." I mean, she's being extra, but I still get her point of view. Yeah. No, I get I get that. But like No, I I know what you're saying. Once he has started to help you, it's like, dude, you don't got to keep being a to him. Like, he's actively trying to assist you. State of panic. They think I'm in fancy dress, bro. Let me teach you something about women right now, big dog. Oh my god. They got being kidnapped. She hasn't had

5:20 a moment to even like digest everything that's happening. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Have you got any money? Um, no. I'm She said no pockets. [Music] Damn. Is it Christmas? Well, maybe not. Boxing day. I already like her way more than Rose. On mom. Can we get a quick pause real quick? Can I just say I'm I'm sorry. Like I know it's your big day and and it's all about you and stuff like that, but if you get married on a on a on a national holiday on one of the biggest holidays of the

6:06 year, you I'm not I'm not showing up. No, I I I agree. I I'm fair with that. Like if you got kids and [ __ ] like that, like I'm sorry. I would want to spend Christmas Eve and Christmas with my family. I don't want to be going to your wedding. No. If if y'all ever get married and you decide to have it on Christmas Eve, I ain't going. Thank you. No, don't even have it near Christmas. I'm saying too much going. That's what I'm saying. Like, no, he's right. He's right. No, this No, Donna sucks. No, if you get married on July, you trust me, you do not want to piss off the the this lad this episode, bro. You know, I already like her. Look, she could have character development. That's if you want to get married on July 4th. And yes, I'm talking about the Americans here. I'm sure England's not in thrilled by July 4th, but like you

6:53 know, have a picnic with the way like Okay, you make it a whole shebang. That's one thing. But dude, like something like like I know someone that got married on Halloween. No, I I ain't going bro. No, that your own damn fault. No, unless you are not you are not more important than a national holiday. Thank you. Unless it's a gothic wedding and like we're all dressed up in costumes. It was No, that's just a party where you got married. and her wife were very like gothic and they really liked Halloween and so they had their wedding on Halloween because they both loved Halloween. Yeah, that I can with that. But it's got to be themed, you know, you got you got to like it's got to be done right. If I if you have it on Halloween and you're not allowing me to show up as a Ninja Turtle, like I'm not going to your wedding. That sounds sick. Noted. I I don't even have a response to that. Sean, I would love for Sean to come to our wedding dress. You got it.

7:42 Imagine your whole groomsman line is just sick. That would be dope. Genius. It's a shame I don't like four guys. Is that Jeff Goldblum? Oh, now the battery's gone. Has anyone got a charger? Oh, no. Yo, those are some nice ass hats. And there Smith's definitely bro. She didn't even check where they were. That would be nice. Hell yeah. And I just need to borrow a ten and I'll pay you back. I promise. And it's Christmas. I'll pay you back somehow. Yo, my man had a stack of cash. These Santaas again.

8:27 I don't trust these Santaas. No, why not? What What is it about them? Look at their faces cuz they're walking around playing, dude. They got masks on while playing brass. I don't trust them. Oh, hell no. Nah, I'm good. Uh, no. Is that a gun? No. Say hello to my to friend. Oh, so they want the doctor specifically. Promise you, mate. What? When we get there? And I'm assuming Donna for some reason. Hurry up. Why are the Santaas after the doctor? The doctor Santa. He doesn't like that he can, you know, travel the world and

9:12 give gifts better than him. He's trying to make sure his job stays intact. Yeah, job security. Where's he going now? Damn. Are they in Austin? I was just about to say that. Oh, you will walk. What the? Okay. Help me. No blinker. Nah, he's just going. Dude, that's one of my biggest pet peeves. Deathstroke. Use your goddamn blinker. It's not hard. Help me. I'm being driven by a robot. Hey, people be paying for that now. No way. Oh, this is awesome. We're in We're

9:59 literally in a car chase right now. Oh, kidding me. Dude, is he he's doing what I used to do have to do for my tractor when I used to have to cut grass. Just tie some string around it. Let it go. Open the door. Do I can't lock. Unlock it. Santa's a robot. Dude, the way she said that. I'm jumping. I'm supposed to be getting married. No, I'm I'm I'm sure I'll like her more when her wedding day is over. No way. Oh my god. What in the

10:48 world? Oh, dude, that poor person's car. You think the TARDIS has insurance? I doubt it. Definitely not. [Music] Dude, this is awesome. I definitely was not ready for a car chase today. No. Listen to me. You've got to jump. I'm not jumping on a motorway. Do it. It'll look cool. Now, come on. I need my wedding dress. That would be so hard to jump in a wedding dress from a car. You look lovely. Mind the gap. Oh, dude. Good thing that that door actually opens fully. Hell no. Would I ever do this? I'm sorry. That is terrifying. I think it's like get

11:34 closer. All the kids are saying jump. Trust me. Is that what you said? About You know what? Okay, Donna. I hope I hope your kids kidnapped you, dude. Bro, she barely made that [ __ ] bro. She had to make that jump in heels, bro. Yeah. [Music] I love the kids are cheering it on and the parents have no idea. Had no clue what was going on. Better give her a couple of hours. You all right? Doesn't matter. I mean, yeah. I mean, she definitely Yeah, you definitely missed it at this point. Well, you can book another date. Of course we can. Sorry. See, she's already calmed down. Wish you had a time machine. Then we could go back and get it right. He's like, "Oh, that'd be nice." Yeah. Even if I did, I

12:20 couldn't go back on someone's personal timeline, apparently. Girl, what are you doing? Just sitting down. You said I'm a jump with the wedding dress. Wouldn't that be dangerous? Getting up would be That's what I'm saying. A little difficult. You just scooch backwards and stand up. Better put this on with this ring. I the biodamp. I met them last Christmas. Great big spaceship hovering over London. I had a bit of a hangover. Fair. Family. My friend. She had this family. Well, they were gone now. Dude, he's really struggling. I'm wondering if he's even going to be able to say her name. Camouflage robot mercenaries want with you. And how did you get inside the TAS? I don't know. Interesting change of subject. It's weird. I mean, you're not

13:05 special. You're not powerful. You're not connected. You're not clever. You're not important. Damn. Stop bleeping me. Bleeping me. No, she's starting to grow on me. I mean, it was all a bit posh really. I spent the last two years at a double glazing machine. Never say it, bro. I I could never go do a job like that. Made me a cup of coffee. I mean, that just doesn't happen. Nah, that's how it started, man. When was this? 6 months ago. The music is like super godamn tense. He insisted. Will you marry me? What? What? Just think about it. We'd make a great couple and we'll get rid of the dog. Yo,

13:52 please. I take it back. Not a fan. What did I You're giving me a lot of up and down signals here. Donna, come on. It's time to face the consequences. Oh, this is going to be They really upped their soundtrack budget. You can do the explaining, Martian boy. Everyone's going to be heartbroken. Damn. Damn, [Music] dude. What's crazy? That's probably exactly what would happen, too. No, everybody loves a party. Free food, free drinks. Uhoh. Damn. [Music] Uhoh. Awkward. Donna, what happened to

14:40 you? You had the reception, bro. They had the reception without me. Yes, I got it. Well, it was all paid for. Why not? What were we supposed to do? I didn't look for her. But what the hell happened? How did you do it? No one was out like looking for her or anything like this, bro. They're just blaming her. Why would you invite this girl if you hate each other? Probably wasn't her invite. Probably was his invite. Oh, don't act like y'all care now. Damn. I actually feel so bad for [Applause] her. Oh yo. Yeah. Damn. Do you still feel bad,

15:29 dude? You be falling for the white women tears is crazy. I know. I figured it was a valid reason. It's like, bro, imagine you show up for your wedding and everybody, your family, your husband, nobody gave a nobody was looking for you. Like, bro, her her husband was dancing with another woman. Yeah. Well, well, while while she was missing. That's crazy. God, I do not miss having to like go on the uh internet on these phones. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, interesting. They're still partying, but they never even got married. Yeah. I don't know. Have the party then do the wedding a different day, I guess. I mean, you're technically not married until you go and

16:14 get the paperwork done anyways, right? So, like Oh, dude, he's having But no, you're right. You are you are not married until you actually get the paperwork and you sign the documents. So, I guess like it's I don't know. Depends where you live. Is it? I'm pretty sure in Texas you if you say you're married, you can basically be married. Huh. Can't be. Play it again. The thing is like what do you how do you I can't believe they just think that she did that somehow. Particles. That's impossible. That's Damn. He got it all on camera. Yeah. Yo. [Music] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Dude, they're so creepy. The Santaas are back. They're going to suck them into their tuba.

17:03 Whoa. [Music] Why does he have a remote? Yeah. What is he controlling? A drone. A GameCube. The Christmas tree. No shot. Welcome. They come alive. They [Music] kill. I love the way Doctor Who handles Christmas specials, dude. Killer trees. Uhoh. Yeah, this is probably the time to run. They're going to start exploding, aren't they? I feel like they have to at this point. Yes. Yes. Holy [ __ ] God, I love the show, dude.

17:49 Yeah. Oh [ __ ] Oh no. Little nice little remix here, too. You got hella loud, too. It's Christmas. Guess you could say on Christmas they're going to die hard. If you're attacking a man with a sonic screwdriver, don't sound damn. Damn. God damn. Yeah, he geted up. What were they? Just stop wittering. Just help him. Look at that remote control for the decorations. That's not GameCube. Is that the like the like a Logitech PC controller? I think it is. One of the old cheap ones. spray painted gold strap an antenna to it. No, you could literally see the one that was on the

18:35 first trigger or on the bumper. Think of the bigger picture. Donna, who is he? He's the doctor. He's the doctor. Dude, they Yo, she didn't even say anything. No, not necessarily. I don't blame Donna cuz she just rolled up into her reception with her h or future husband very much happily dancing with another woman, bro. The woman she hates. Yeah. Red flag. coming in the sky. Clever. Clever. Clever boy. Yo, eat you up. E, it's a spider. What the? I hate that clever girl. I shall descend this night. Devil spider. Yeah, man. It's a pretty sick spaceship. Yeah,

19:21 sure. No, you're not. Oh, okay. I thought they were about to cliffhanger us. Damn, bro. I You never know, man. It's a Christmas special, man. No, the fun thing is the specials. Sometimes they're longer, sometimes you get like a little bit extra. I like a little extra, you know? Trying to remember which season. What is it? Season four that has like the four specials. Yeah. Sideman Evasion. What? Skies of London full of Daleks. Oh, yeah. In Spain, that big picture, Donna, you keep on missing it, dude. She's like, someone else came out. No, people would be like this though. You be like, you know, when the cybermen attacking, they'd be like, the who? I was asleep. Yeah, I was napping. Yeah. I should find a hu particle now as a remnant in the heart of the TARDIS. A remnant in the heart of the TARDIS. Underneath reception, there's a basement. Yes. You telling me this

20:07 building's got a secret floor? No, I'm telling you this building's got a secret floor. Lance, maybe I should go to the police inside. Lance is a Don't want to run away. Tell me about it, mate. [Laughter] No, dude. Dude, I I can't imagine like the amount of stress you probably have from a wedding and then you add all this [ __ ] on top of it. She is my key. Where are we? Oh, it's all very green. Why is it so you make something creepy? This place, mysterious AC Clement. What would be the creepiest color? Red. Yeah, I think it's usually red. That's fair. Feel like red's so uh nice. I think it depends on if it fits the vibe, you

20:53 know? Yeah. Wait, they're just segueing. Once we have a more open floor plan in an office, we should get an office segue. Okay, we had that turtle one. We could we could build that one's made for children and we all are above the weight limit for it just a little bit. You're telling me Mave can ride it? Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. It only It has like an 80 lb limit. It's like not It is designed for kids. Kids, that was like 120, I think. Is it 120? Okay. Yo, that little smile though. Checking out his dumper, dude. The doctor dumper. Dumper who? The dumper who? The dumper who? I mean, is this serious? What the hell are we going to do? Follow him. Shut up, Lans.

21:39 Dude, she's going to delay until July. I thought she wanted to like do it ASAP. That's what I was thinking. Well, now you have to plan a whole another wedding. What do you mean? And they had What do you mean plan a whole another? No, you you had You already partied. You might as well. No, I would take everything that was already there and just reuse it. And finding another location. You got to book that [ __ ] like a year in advance. Uh, that's a thing. Nah, bro. I'll just be getting married in my backyard. Yeah, I know. Wedding venues fill up so fast. I ain't got to book [ __ ] Right on top of us. Torchwood snuck in and built this place underneath. Unheard of. Looks like it's crazy. Makes no sense. What does it do? Particle extrusion. Hold on. Bubbles. And that's what's inside me. That's what it seems like.

22:26 Damn. She's going to get sucked into the bottle, bro. Genius. The wedding. Yes. You're getting married. That's it. What? What? Oh, your body's a battleground. It's a chemical war inside. Yeah. feel like walking over. Wait, so they're just using her as a damn. Are you enjoying this? A little bit. Jinx, you owe me a [ __ ] Why did they do that? Because they were deadly. Fun. [Applause] No, I think if I heard that voice, I would I would be like, "Time to leave." I would be worried so long. What?

23:14 Hibernating at the edge of He's like, "What is going on?" Until the secret. Yo, he's gone away, bro. He just left. You a punk. Yeah, long girl. You need a divorce before the wedding. Jesus Christ, bro. Lance doesn't deserve them boobies, Donna. It's true. Dinosaurs. What? Dinosaurs? What? Hey, it's a fair guess. Dinosaurs. on health. That's not helping. That's not helping. Sweet couple only a man. No, I like their chemistry. Floating so high on Christmas night. You even know what Christmas is? That's a good question. Cuz Jesus is king, dumbass. Who are you with? Ah, I see. I

24:01 see. I forgot that demon uh spider people also are Christian. Yeah. Listen, Dr. Man, for you will be [ __ ] Um Hot. Dude, that is crazy looking. What the hell? Hey, fellas, hear me out. Whoa. Now, see, if that was a God of War boss, she'd have massive titties. Yeah, dude. Renos. They really missed the opportunity to give her big old spider knockers. Like eight boobies. Like legs. Booby legs. Yeah. Well, not booby legs. Just eight titties for the same amount of legs. Oh. One titty for each leg. like most women. You know, am I wrong? The math checks out. You

24:47 heard it here first. If you're an amputee, you got to also cut off a titty. That's the rules. I don't make a They eat people. Dude, Donna is way calmer than I would have expected in this situation. We used to laugh. We used to call him the fat cat and spat. Oh, you shouldn't even exist. Way back in history, the pleasure. She laughs like a One Piece character. Yo, they were Yeah, y'all were talking [ __ ] Damn, we were playing. Or at least I was. No, I was too. I wasn't. I really thought he was dipping. Oh [ __ ] Yo, respect. He was about to sacrifice himself. Damn. What if he wins? Yeah, right. Really, Sean? Really? Come on. Yo, I'm sorry. I have faith in lalts.

25:34 Lols, but a spider's just a spider. Why are you getting so close? Lunge. You dumbass. [Music] What? What? Oh [ __ ] No shot. Dang. Sorry for what? Lance, don't be so stupid. Get up. Oh my god. God, she's thick. Yes, she is. I know that means something else over there, but in here like good thick. Good thick. I don't understand. Bad for her now. Yeah. Talking all that smack. He made you coffee. And you said that doesn't happen. What? He put it in your coffee. I made you coffee. Literally drugging

26:20 her for That's why he didn't care. It was all there in the job title. The head of human resources. This time it's personnel. That's word play. Got them. We were getting married. And then I was stuck with a woman who thinks the height of excitement is a new flavor Pringles. Okay. Hey, Pringles are good. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't you be talking [ __ ] about Pringles, Lance. Everything in life is a celebration. Be Be nice. This is also the 2000s. Like, you know, it's not like now where we have 37 different flavors. What are you a consult? It's better than a night with her. Rude. Wow. Oh, that's what made it easy. Damn. Oh my god. What's the point of it all if the human race is nothing? I take it back. Lance, you piece of [ __ ] Who

27:07 is this little physician? Don't you hide him. No, I won't. So, is the arachnos not even aware of who the doctor is then? It doesn't seem like it. The particles activated Donna and drew her inside my spaceship. Yes, sir. Wow. Holy [ __ ] [Applause] And we're gone. Out. Oh, that's sick. About a time machine. Well, I lied. And now we're going to use it, dude. This poor woman. I've always wanted to see this. Yeah, dude. She's just like her whole relationship was alive. She's absolutely shattered. Oh.

27:55 I'll be like there there. Oh [ __ ] Bye homie. Later, bro. Peace, [Laughter] Dude. I'm Yeah. Know I I feel so bad for her. I would at least offer her a change of clothes, something. That would be so uncomfortable. Especially because anytime she even looks down, she's going to think about it. I mean, bro, he's going to take her to see the Big Bang. The creation of the Earth. This is awesome. Space. Doctor knew the Earth

28:41 before it was cool. That's the sun over there. Brand new. Where's the Earth? All around us. Dude, this would obliterate your perception of reality. Oh, yeah. Lance was right. We're just tiny. The pale blue dot. But the question is, what was that first rock? That one. I'm going to say that one. Yo, spiky one. Oh [ __ ] Now I have measured the bride's catalysis. I can holy wow. Become the king. So they're basically at the center of the earth. Yep. They became the center of the earth.

29:29 This is why we have spiders on Earth. It all makes sense now. Freaking spiders. Particles pulling particles. Dude, I love how frantically he starts hitting buttons like kicking a I want him to like hit the hit the the the thing again. Little xylophone. I love the idea that they probably are just like, "Yo, just start hitting shit." Like, it doesn't matter what combination. Just go nuts. Make it look chaotic. It's like he's always Oh, wait. Hey, where the did that Bro, you don't have a kear in your car. I love that. Just moving 200 yards, he just whacked it with a hammer and it

30:15 worked. There he did what I wanted him to do. Fight. There's a right web at the center of the earth, but my people unraveled their power source. If you want particle cease to exist, the right must be stuck. Oh [ __ ] Uhoh. Uh-oh. Oh [ __ ] Damn. Do you want to be released? Yes. You're supposed to say I do. She's like wedding humor for you guys. Well played. I do. I do. I don't. Got him. Wow. Damn. What a [ __ ] Oh, well, what's down there? A bajillion

31:02 spiders. My children. The long lost Rachos. My fingers will be hungry. Damn. She's like, "Yeah, we going to eat all y'all asses. You not me. You sir." Damn. Ah, Lance continues to be a bit But you were quite impolite to your lady friend. Damn. Damn. Damn. She really just said men ain't [ __ ] bro. She really did. She totally did. Goodbye, Lance. Why do you care? No, I don't feel bad. She still was in love with him. Yeah, I guess. [Music] Oh, hey, look. The Christmas star. Dude, it really is. It's Christmas. [Music]

31:48 Oh [ __ ] [Music] Wow. You know, if I was humans in this world, I'd be like, you know what? Christmas sucks, dude. Every Christmas there's always some random [ __ ] here, dude. Uh-oh. Damn. Did her parents really just leave her ass? There he is. The volume fluctuations this episode has been crazy. Up and down. Now, when it gets loud, it's been getting loud. Never little Dr. Man. Oh well, nice try. Swing. You going to swing, bro? Yeah, that worked. Oops. Bro, even the arachnos is like, damn. I can find you and your children a place

32:34 in the universe to coexist. I'm afraid I have to decline. No second chances. Thanks to your own doing. I'll show you. Let's go, dude. Relax. Uh, yo, guess what I've got, Donna? Pockets. [Laughter] They're bigger on the inside. That's true. My home planet is far away and long since gone, but his name lives on. What is it? Yeah, dude. He totally said it. The Raknos. I warned you. Yo, his people murdered the Rachos. Yeah, he said that. Okay. Hey, his people like eradicated them. I mean, he he did work. Oh my god.

33:24 Holy [ __ ] Yo, he's got really good control of those things. Bro, he's like hacker man. Yeah, but like some spiders can live in water, though. Yeah, not that much water. Uh, not these. That's right. You're right. God, I love I love him when he's angry. No, I think that's my favorite part about him compared to Eckleston is that like when he needs to just be a monster, he will do it. Damn, all her babies just died. Yeah. It's like, bro, he gave you a chance to leave. Stop now. He said I could, but I ain't.

34:09 They're definitely all dead by now. Come on. No, dude. He doesn't give a dick. Now we're killing every single one of them. Sure, they will suffer. She's used up all the human energy. She's defenseless. Oh [ __ ] Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Tanks on Christmas. Fire. Y'all need to fix your aim. Yeah, I was going to say, bro. Yeah, cuz cuz if they miss, then they're just hitting buildings, aren't they? Yeah, probably. [Music] Holy crap. Damn. I think they only hit it like six or seven times, but they shot like 20 or 30 bullets, man.

34:56 Dude, now she's going to have to explain to her entire family what happened to Lance. Yeah. Yeah. And his family. Nah. And my I don't know. He died. I know. He's gone now. Those Santa bots are crazy. Oh [ __ ] Whoopsie. That's a lot of water. That's a problem. So they're uh I think it's the Times, but they have a thing called muck wrecking where like the tide goes out a little bit and people get in into the mud and like uh uh you know find find little trinkets and stuff, valuables. Mhm. that have been thrown into the bay. There have been like old like newspaper fonts and stuff like that rediscovered because of it. I couldn't save him. He deserved it. Yeah, he did. No, he did. He did. Yeah, he did. Mhm. He did.

35:42 Definitely did. It's all right. They'll be worried. I love you, Donna. Best Christmas present they could have. A You ate Christmas? Yes, I did. With good reason. Yeah. Not going to be particularly fond of it now, dude. No shot. He just made it snow. Hell yeah. He's the doctor. Dude, the TARDIS is badass. Atmospheric excitation, bro. That would be awesome. We ever learn to control weather? Just uh the government already does. Snow. Snow every Christmas everywhere. Period. What will you do with yourself now? It's like I got an empty slot on the ship. Travel, see a bit more of planet Earth. Go out there and do something. You want to come

36:29 along? Come with me. Oh. Oh, damn. No. Okay. No, but really No, she she's talking herself into it. Do you live your life like that every day? I think you do. And I couldn't. And then you made it snow. I mean, you scared me to death. Well, I mean, fair. Tell you what I will do, though. Christmas dinner. I just have to park her properly. She might drift off to the middle ages. I'll see you in a minute. He's leaving. He's gone, isn't he? Don't tell. Damn. Blime me, you can shout. Am I ever going to see you again? If I'm lucky. Just promise me one. I like the way that

37:14 he said if I'm lucky instead of if you're lucky. Oh. I don't need anyone. You definitely do, bro. Cuz sometimes I think you need someone to stop you. Mhm. Man, I really thought that Donna was going to be the next companion. Jesus. The same. Doctor. Oh, what is it now? That friend of yours. Oh. Oh. Oh, her name is Rose. Oh. Oh, the dude. He does emotion so freaking well. Oh god, it gives me chills. Give me like a little tear right there. I mean I mean weirdly enough though it's probably a bit real, right? Cuz they were together for so long and then now she's just not in the set, right? So like she is gone in a you know in a kind of a way, right?

38:04 Damn. I really thought she was joining. I did too. Yeah, I did. Wow. [ __ ] No, this episode alone is why people love Donna. That's crazy to think about. [Music] Billy, what did you say? Double stone. Where can I find early access? I don't know. Where can I find early access? Where can I find early access? Sort of stupid membership. Source stupid membership. Sort of stupid membership. That's right, Billy. You can get all of our videos early and uncut. No syncing required. Whether you decide to become a member here on YouTube by clicking the join button below or a member on

38:50 Patreon, you get it all. So get your Sort of Stupid membership today. Don't wait for your favorite shows. Don't wait for your favorite movies. Get them early. Get them uncut. Help support the channel and keep the mics and lights on. And if you want a more in-depth explanation, there's a video link below in the description if you want to know more. Back to the video. You know what they need? What do I know her from? They need to uh Doctor Who. Oh, is it? Is she not in anything else? No, she was on another episode of That's what I thought. Oh, that's what I thought. Oh, you're right. I was making sure I wasn't God. What episode was it where she had a thing in her ear? Cyberman. Yes. The other universe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, why do I have to tell them? Why can't you hold on? I'll call you back. You know, since it's since it's a British rap, they really need to open Doctor Who with Drill. It's going to be a sticky one.

39:36 The entire family is going to look ridiculous. Hold on. That's Dude, her phone. She's so busy walking, dude. For real. She's in Bridgetgerton, dude. Hell yeah. I am entitled to bring who I like. I know, but think what's going to believe it or not, but I haven't seen Bridgetgerton. Nah, dude. If if if I'm paying for half the party, like I can bring who I want. Now, take me shopping, big boy. Damn. Damn. Uhhuh. What? [Laughter] What? Nah, dude. be in the city be like that. People just walk up be like, "Look at this." Just kept walking. I mean, did you see that thing in New York where this guy just put up posters? He's like, "Come watch me in Central Park

40:23 eat a whole thing of cheese balls." He showed up in a ski mask and just ate a whole thing of cheese balls. And there was like thousands of people there. One of those things, dude. And all he did was eat cheese ball. That's it. Now, there was one that come by the docks. I'm going to eat a whole rotisserie chicken. Yeah. Wow, she too is a doctor. Dude, I get shocked at home like that. Then I don't know. I woke up and I felt all dizzy again. All dizzy. It's going to be a medical drama episode cuz I'm so in. Well, let's see what Britain's finest might suggest. Any ideas, Morgan? It's crazy to me that they don't have HD yet. Um, could recommend a CT scan and spend all our money. It's going to like culture shock us when it happens. We

41:08 could take bloods and check for minier's disease. Them HD cameras are expensive. What did you have for dinner last night? Had salad. Salt deficiency. That's all. Or is it? I mean, salt is in a lot of dressings for salad. True. Maybe she's a rabbit and she just ate the lettuce. Uhhuh. That's weird. Uhhuh. You guys don't. That's normal, dude. We about to have a hospital shooting. Dude, you'd be really cool if they were holding hands on the way out, right? Start skipping. Yeah. Safety and numbers, dude. Dude, there's a thunderstorm moving. Bro, what? Wait, wait, what? Damn.

41:55 Tell the buffet tonight 100% carbohydrate. And I'm going to say these were peak cell phones. Super light. I dude, if I didn't have to do like the social stuff and all that jazz, I would 100% get a flip phone again. Technically can. Their battery life is god awful though. Really though, maybe not the new ones. Yeah, maybe not the new ones, but but yeah, no, you you can get they're actually coming back. I've seen a lot of Gen Z people have been like doing it cuz they're just like, "Yo, this [ __ ] sucks." Yeah. Like growing up their whole lives with it. They're just like, "Nah, I I hate this." We tell mom to get there for about 8:39. Then that gives me time to have my I've debated it. I I'm so over it. The rain. It's only rain. But having a flashlight at all times is nice. The rain is going up.

42:41 Big old fat drops of rain. Rain doesn't mean that. I I don't know. Would you panic? I feel like I would panic. No. Yeah. No, I might panic. Yeah, you're right. Now I would definitely be calm. Brain war. Jesus Christ. Fine. It's just thunder upwards. Weather in England's crazy. On the moon. We're on the moon. What the? Hell yeah, dude. Not lowkey. This is one of my favorite episodes. It's like, yo, do not open the doors. Don't know if that's how it works, but I

43:27 wouldn't risk it anyways. Okay, so Rain went up. You never seen rain go up. Go up. We go up. And then what? All go up. Yeah, Mr. Answers. What? What do you got for this one? Yeah, bro. What is screaming going to help though? I don't know. Would you not scream? No. What would it solve? I don't know. It's just human emotion. Yeah. I think they're just panicking. Oh, I mean I mean you got to think like if they have family, kids, loved ones. I mean, you see how I react to things. Oh my god. Rain went up. Rain went up. Building went up. Mhm. Rain never comes down.

44:14 Building never comes down. [Music] There's doctors on the moon. So that means that the doctor doesn't have the TARDIS then either. Ye of little faith. It he it showed it. It was on Earth still. Ye of little faith. He doesn't need the TARDIS. Yeah, but there was a brief time in between that when he could have easily gotten out of or if he plays the dragon zord flute and summons it. He's got it. I'm sorry. I can't. She said, "Shut up. I'm doing something." Don't worry. Oh no, he's still there. It's real. The moon. It's real. We lose all the air. But you guys think this was filmed on the same stage where they did the moon landing, huh? Huh? We might die. We might not. He said, "Oh,

45:01 he's like, "Oh, I like her." Okay, I All right. Yeah, that'll help. Damn, bro. Sean's just a hater. Talking about me being mean. No, don't let Sean fool you. I'm not mean to you. I'm mean to them. If this happened. Yeah. To the women, which I am one. I feel like you were saying to them. I feel it. Are you saying women is a hive mind? Yes. Now, don't let Sean fool you. He'd be in the corner crying. Mom, dad, how does that work? Just be glad it does. I know it. Now, I'd be out there bouncing around till I just suffocated. He loves his parents. I do love my parents. He's a good boy. I am a good boy. Party tonight? Not no Mo. It's my brother's 21st. You're not making it.

45:47 Yeah, you're not making to the 22nd. Extraterrestrial. It's got to be. I don't know. A few years ago that would have sounded mad, but these days [ __ ] True. Say it these days. Nobody will care. People talk about aliens now and they're like, "Eh, I had a cousin, Adola. Never came home." O, I'm the doctor. Me too. If I ever pass my exam, Dr. Smith, just the doctor. What people call you the doctor? Yeah. As far as I'm concerned, you've got to earn that title. Maybe he did. Must be some sort of sick. There's the end. That means this is the only air we've got. Why would anyone do that? I think you're about to find out yourself.

46:33 Holy [ __ ] Damn. Intergalactic butt plug. They're just harvesting people. Damn, bro. That is a quick jump. I mean, just you got random bike people inside the hospital. The giant flying space dildos. I'm not going to trust them to not abduct us. They're going to penetrate the hospital. Penetrate. Penetrate. Oh, yeah. We had like one person really really mad that we were doing the the dollic voice. I know. It was so funny. Why? Cuz they're Eric. I don't know. [Music] Anyway, I told him to off respectfully. Of course. respectfully. Yeah. Know if I ever tell you to off, it's not respectfully. I hate you. I just won't

47:19 say anything. I'll just send you to the void. I do that to like 95% of people. Sometimes I just want a little bit of amusement, so I'll reply. Sometimes I got Tom. Yeah. June. The June. Nah, I love the Jedon. So, I got to ask, what do you think the Jedon look like? Aliens. Solid. I'm going to go with Stormship Troopers. Okay. Four long teeth like and the mouth. I'm going to say four eyes. One big eye. Just a big honker of an eye. No no nose. Three titties. Voldemort and clients. But I need help, Mr. Stoker. It's like I don't care. Oh no. Yep. I knew it. Damn. I prefer

48:05 not to get my hands dirty. What if they're just all old women? That would be crazy. Just an army of elderly women. Vampires on the moon. Oh, that's a good one. But now I need fire in my veins. Oh, I'm a survivor, Mr. Stoker, at any cost. Is his first name Bram? Even brought a straw. Wait, is she about to literally slurp that man? Dude, her sloppy game, you know, is crazy. nuts. Mhm. She's going to suck his ass up. Yeah. See, I feel like I wouldn't be just near the front door. All right. So, we have three titties, one big eye, Voldemort monsters, and

48:51 starship troopers. Starship troopers. Old women. Yeah, old women. Don't forget that. It's the Jadun, man. They seem to be ignoring them. I love how every screaming. The crazy thing is though, Eric, my god, are they shark heads? The vast majority of people tell me right now it's not going to be a shark head. Dude, Mate would freak out right now. She loves rhinos. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. We are citizens of planet Earth. We welcome you in peace. He said, "Shut up." Oh, language assimilated. You will be cataloged. Thank you. What? Okay. Yeah, he can't drink. He just gave

49:37 him an X. Look down there. You got a little shop. They brought us to the moon. According to galactic law, they got no jurisdiction over the Earth and they isolated it. What? What do you want about galactic law? Where'd you get that from? Girl, why you giggling at that? You're on the moon. Yeah, right. Are we trespassing on the moon or something? No, but I know that. Good thinking. No, they're neutral. It's neutral territory, so they're That means we're after something nonhuman, which is very bad news for me. Oh, damn. Oh, you're kidding me. Don't be ridiculous. He's like He's like, "You heard the two hearts, right?" I'm assuming they're looking for the old lady. Yeah, but the lady got iron in her

50:23 blood now, right? So, like, is she just normal humans now? It's all right. They're not going to hurt us. Just listen to them, dude. Respect to this one. Do like Dr. Witness the crime. Sentence execution. [Music] Oh, that was like that hurt a lot, dude. Justice is swift. Holy [ __ ] Yeah, maybe my man should have just chilled. Sonic, what else have you got? It goes really fast. Cheeky woman with his computer. Platoon upon the moon. first. Oh, did you see that? They wiped the records. Oh, that's clever. Can I go ask Mr. Stoker? He might know. Oh, good luck

51:09 with that. I mean, he does know. Yeah, true. Um, however, I don't think he'll be very helpful, bro. They they still slurping. Hell yeah, dude. It wouldn't take me that long, but I'm happy for him. I found you. What? Holy [ __ ] I want to know what's under the helmet now. Just lead him to the rhinos. Yeah, true. Actually, it's hot in these rhinos, bro. She running in heels, too. Good for her. Is she in heels? She's not wearing heels. It looked like you had heels on. That's some crazy decision. Now, now she is heels. She's wearing heels. Girl, you trying to break your like I'm the [ __ ] when I just All I'm doing is having the party. She was going to the party. I know, but they work for like 12

51:54 hour plus shifts. True. With heels on. That sounds horrible. You got to work the shoes in somehow, right? On those hard ass hospital floors, blasting radiation. Never concentrate. He's going to fart, isn't he? My left shoe. What? Such a nice pair of chucks, though. I looked after one shoe. foot on the moon. Ew. Not in a hospital. No, that sounds horrible. Just like a survey. Oh, yo. Straw like some sort of vampire. Sonic screwdriver. Doctor, not the sonic screwdriver. Sorry. What? He

52:40 just call me doctor. Oh, yeah. It's fried. Fix it. You can't. It's fried. I thought he was going to be able to. Okay. What is the doctor without his sonic screwdriver? Yes. Shape changer. Internal shape changer. She wasn't drinking blood. She was assimilating it. Prepare to be cataloged. N see this way you get y'all an older woman, dude. They know how to do [ __ ] Mhm. If she can assimilate Mr. Stoker's blood, mimic the biology, she'll register as human. I haven't got backup. You must have a partner or something. So about that soft spot. Still not convinced you're an alien. Oh [ __ ] Human. Holy [ __ ] Dude. Dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What if they just try to have a conversation? I

53:25 don't think they're I don't know. They don't seem to conversate and type. Just saying, "Yo, there's a crazy blood sucking woman here." But if they know that there's just one, maybe they just assume that he's that. I'm just saying. Maybe they just communicate. Nice conversation. We're going to run out. How you feeling? You all right? Where's Mr. Stoker's office? It's this way. Yeah. I wonder how long it would take for you to actually run out in a hospital. Depends on how big of the space that they bubbled. She's gone. She was here. But I'd say probably like an hour maybe. Damn. Creepy. Oh. Oh. Okay. What? Uhhuh. Dude, she is swoon. She's like, "Damn, I want to know

54:11 what something means." Oh, that was nothing. What? What was the point, dude? A guy with two hearts knows how to love, baby. Bump bump. Hold him. Damn. Well, that didn't work. [Music] He like transferred some of that radiation onto her. I'm assuming uh she's getting that random TSA inspection. Send out a magnetic pulse that will fry the brain stems of every living. What? What? Within 250,000 miles. Wow. But that's part of the Earth. Doesn't that distance include the Earth? Call it my little gift, dude. Holy [ __ ] No, that's weird. You're talking about you're some sort of an alien. What? This place got an ET department. Maybe that's why they're increasing their scans. They're doing what? I've

54:57 got my little straw. Is it the same straw? N I think she she she having a fresh she got a bunch of straws or you think she's the same straw each time? Nah, she a multi straw kind of person. I can feel it. Want some peace? Steady him. She clearly doesn't care about the turtles. No, definitely not. Damn. I'm afraid this is going to hurt, but if it's any consolation. Damn. She goes straight for the jugular. You will need this. What's that for? Compensation. What? What? What did they What? Because that like they spent more time with her or for like she's drinking the doctor. Yeah, maybe. They're like, "Sorry we did that and caused you emotional trauma. Here's a gift card, bro. My man's head

55:46 bounced. Scan him. Confirmation deceased. No, it can't be. Let me through. Let me see. What? You drank his blood. The doctor's blood. Damn. Damn. Where'd she get that? Out of his pocket. Wrong human. What? She come with Hully. I'm They're all checking her, dude. Confirm. Plasma charged with the crime of murdering the child princess of Pantraval Regency. Oh [ __ ] Holy crap. Yeah, that didn't work at all. Tada. Uhoh. Magnetic overload. Holy [ __ ] dude. Wow. That's correct.

56:34 Closed. It's so good. Where's the power off button? We Jadun are not smart. Jadun will evacuate. All units withdraw. Not our problem. Yeah. He's like, I don't give up. Not our problem. We're running out of air, bro. He been gone for some quite some time. [Music] I didn't know that that would work on him. Scano, she did something. Dude, that's crazy that he sacrificed himself and they still were just going to leave them all to die, dude. Yeah. Yep. That's up. Yeah. Yeah.

57:24 He's probably like, "She's a doctor. She'll know what to do." I mean, they only have one job, and that's to the the princess of the kingdom, right? It's almost like those in charge with uh, you know, conviction only know how to convict, not so much. He doesn't have the Sonic to solve the problems now. God damn. Okay, that still doesn't help the oxygen problem. Come on, you do reverse it. Oh, nice. It's raining on the moon. That's so God. I I actually wonder Oh, they're all outside of it. Never mind. Or no, they are. Like I wonder like would you have to rush outside? Like I wonder how long it would take the oxygen to like

58:09 come back into the like would it be instant? Probably not, right? It it' probably happen pretty fast. Can you imagine walking into like a locked room after this and it's already all the oxygen's gone. You just walk in, you can't breathe. Oh, I thought you were dead. What happened? Not a good time. Not a good time at all. Not a good time. Damn. A We're not alone in the universe. There's life out there. You guys knew this. This is not a surprise. This is me. He's putting my foot down. It doesn't really look like you're putting your foot down, dude. Yeah, bro. She's calling your daughter a liar. Like, it's good to see all all family gatherings, you know, or similar to I

58:55 love the idea that he just has just a bunch of Converse. Yeah. In the TARDIS ready to go. Just I mean, he probably went went back in time and collected all of them, you know. True. If I had a TARDIS, I'd abuse it like that. Go back and buy an entire collection of something that you can't buy anymore. I'm a time lord. Compass at all. Then I can't travel in time as well. Get out of here. Damn. Damn. Wait, is my man's just flexing? He's always flexing. That's just That's just the doctor. He's like, "Go back in time. Grab something like Oh. Oh, that was the tie thing. Oh my god. On the street. Oh my god. You can travel inside. What? And that's your spaceship. Your spaceship's made of

59:41 wood. I love that. That's such a like simple concept, but it works so freaking hard. It would blow your mind. Like, it's just a box. They basically just took the bag of holding and made it. What if it was a spaceship? It's bigger on the inside. And the jacket's off. And we're we're now I had it was recently. Friend of mine. Oh, Rose. Her name was Rose. Oh, where is she now? With her family. Happy. She's fine. Never said I would. Just one trip to say thanks. You get one trip then back home. Uh-huh. Sure. Yeah. Whatever you say, buddy. Sure. You're the one that kissed me. That was a genetic transfer.

1:00:28 Yeah, I bet it was. For the record, I'm not remotely interested. I only go for humans. Good. She's like, "That was a lie, by the way." Off we go. Damn. Um, it's just turbulence. It's fine. Hell yeah. Yeah. I wonder if what they do on these scenes like on the like the the the room shaking scene and like in the TARDIS like that is it's like it's them just acting like that's happening and then they're just shaking the camera probably. Yeah. Or they shake it or they they do like a shake thing in public. 911 they did like a plane crash and they they showed on TikTok the like behind the scenes of how they did it. And I

1:01:15 think that was how it was was like they had it on like a thing that made the whole thing shake, but everyone else had to like kind of like go over the top of how they acted cuz it didn't cuz they might have it on like a platform and it might move where that you feel the offbalance so that way when you do jerk it's like I mean I'm assuming too they might have like a kind of thing to where it's it it like does it slowly and then they just speed it up like you know that too. 15.99. Dude, that London's on sale right now. That was a long time ago. Did you say that London's on sale right now? Yeah. 15.99. How much oxygen did you have before we started this? Enough. Why don't men do this anymore? Cuz if if some dude was outside of my house trying to sing to a girl in the middle of night, I would go out and beat him to death. Yeah. No, I was Sean on

1:02:01 this one. It also doesn't help that Tinder exists. Yeah. You're making my dogs bark. Shut the up. Men just don't serenade their women anymore. Consumation. Oh, yes. You want to be serenated? too. You don't sing, bro. I would love to. I'm not a singer. I mean, you gave me vocal class. I learned how to sing. Maybe until then. I'll buy them for you if you Yeah. We're in a mariachi band. Would you Can we Can we marry if I knew how to sing? Yes. But I don't. Would you be fine? I don't care what kind of serenade. You could rap. That's fine. Um Oh, bro. She's killing the [ __ ] out of him, dude. Yo, dude. She approached. Do you see the room they're in? Still

1:02:46 hitting. Should meet his beloved's parents. Mother Doomfinger. Doom finger. Doomfinger. [Music] Uh, she was just up on the roof. Okay. I was going to guess vampires. It was totally wrong. Damn. Um, I'm not quite sure what they are. We shall rise again. I'm saying bro. You know, sometimes you're alone in that. Busted need love too, man. Yeah, but it's the sharp teeth, bro. That that get me, man. I feel like I'm just It's not going to be a good time. Please write that quote down. That's a sh busted love, too.

1:03:35 The mystery out of everything. Martha, you don't want to know. It just does. Dude, he's so lanky. It works. Where are we? Where are we? I thought we're at the London clearance sale. Oh, you're kidding me. Oh, probably. Is it? Oh, God. This [ __ ] tastes so good. Billy, go get your Incel tears at gamersubs.gg/codebilly. Which one? What? What does that taste like? It's like peaches and cream. It's so good. I haven't had that one. Well, that one's in caffeine, isn't it? Bro, could you imagine traveling in time and space and Oh, god. You you literally just travel further back in London where it smells only a little more like piss than it probably usually does. I heard that it actually was like that. It smells like I've never been there before. You step on a butterfly, you change the future of the human race. What if butterflies ever done to you?

1:04:21 What if I kill my grandfather? Are you planning to? No. He's like, then you're fine. What if I become my own grandfather? 1599. It was always destined to be. Not exactly why in case you haven't noticed. I'm be surprised. Elizabeth in England, not so different from your time. They got recycling. He's like, "Come on. I didn't take you to America." They've got recycling. Water cooler moment. Water coat moment. Popular entertainment for the masses. Just down the river by Sonach. God, that does look beautiful though. The Globe Theater. Whoa. You don't mean Billy shake a spear. M. Jones, will you accompany me to the theater? Mr. Smith, I will. Billions still calls him Mr. Smith. She's really sticking to that.

1:05:07 [Music] God, wasn't this the era where like they had the dudes all like did all the women too and everything? Like wasn't that common in plays early on? This feels like I'm literally watching like medieval times right now. And those are men dressed as women. Yeah. London never changes. Awesome. Do people shout that? Do they shout author? I guess so. I guess they do now. Billy, get your ass out here. Come on, Billy. Where's Billy? Damn. Wow. He got some pep in his [Music] step. That missed opportunity not going

1:05:55 by Billy, you know. Oh. Uhoh. Yo, voodoo doll. The first troll doll. He's a genius. The genius. The most human human ever. You know what? With them just throwing [ __ ] in the streets like that, it makes so much sense why they all wore boots so goddamn tall. No chance of it getting on you. Shut your big fat mouth. You should never meet your heroes. Time approaches for our charm. What you scheming? Well, don't get your hoes in a tangle. We'll find out soon. Oh, tomorrow night. Okay. Love's labors one.

1:06:41 So, he's only given all the people for like one day to learn all their lines under her control. I think never heard of love's labors one. Exactly. The lost play. We can tape it. We can fogg it. Sell it when we get home. Make a mint. That would be bad. Yeah. He's like, I hope I didn't make a mistake. If you could go here, this time period in Okay. I mean, honestly, I Here's the thing. In in in a medieval, like, you know, supernatural, there's there's dragons and cool creatures. Yes. In just old London, no. Would I want to go back there? Speaking of, I can't remember. I think it was in an Instagram DM, but it might have been an email. a dude who works at Medieval Times in Dallas invited us to uh uh and said that he would get us tickets for free and you

1:07:27 just Is he just like an employee there? I don't know. Why are you telling us this now? I just remembered, bro. Y'all are watching Game of Thrones. I'm in for this. When is it? I Whenever. Oh, you said in Dallas. So, they must work there then. Yeah, they said they work there. Yeah. Oh. Oh, that's sick. That I mean that's cool. Hell yeah. I want to go to Medieval Times and I didn't even know there was one in Dallas. I think we should just go. I dressed as a jester one time. That was good. I've never been cool, actually. No, that'd be sick, dude. We got to go dressed as like Game of Thrones characters. Hell, we can trip to Dallas just for medieval times. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Dude, we just got strapped in undershirts, do the whole yacht. If we sweat, you won't even see it. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. We'll have our clothes. Yeah, I just remember that. That's probably stolen. I read it and forgot about till now. Yeah, probably. I mean, we're not ready. It's supposed to be next week. No autographs.

1:08:13 No, you can't have yourself sketched with me. And please don't ask where I get married. You can't have yourself sketched with me. Hey, non sit right down here next to me. Damn. Think how Williams found his new muse. Such unusual clothes. Imagine getting Yeah, that would that would get your attention, right? Yep. Fredonia. Excuse me. Damn. Fredonia. Love's labors one will never be played. Piston your Cheerios. Yeah, dude's a turd for real. That handsome head of yours. Hold hard want and I shall return later. Damn. What? He's got to keep up appearances, man. He's going to come back dressed as a normal scrub. Wait, she just snatched some hair. Yep. Must be performed. I definitely did not expect witches on a William Shakespeare

1:08:59 episode. Shakespeare and No, I I love when things do this when they have that time travel aspect where they go back, find a stoic figure, and they're like, "Oh, no." Change it based on what we know. What that's love's labors one over and done with. Thought it might be something more, you know, more mysterious. And bureaucracy is always the cause for many things. [Music] Damn, dude. He's a squirter for real. What's that mean bloke? What's wrong with that? Leave it to me. Dude, it's so funny to see how they're doing it. Every time they do a cut, he does two squirts. Stop the heart. Uhoh. Yeah. Holy crap. Wow. Can you hear me?

1:09:46 You're going to be all right. Do they even know? I know. I was actually wondering. Maybe not. I've never seen a death like it. His lungs are full of water. He drowned. And then I don't know how long CPR has been around. Neither. Blow to the heart. Visible blood. Good mistress. This poor fellow has died from a sudden imbalance of the humans natural if unfortunate demise. Call 1960. Wow. That see that can't be right. Right. Still got one for in the dark ages. If I tell them the truth, they'll panic and think it was witchcraft. It's not AI answer, right? Uh, of course it was. Yeah, you can trust that. Yeah, you got to curse in it. If you curse in the search, it won't pop up an AI answer. How long has witchcraft been killing people? Good question. Just say, how long has CPR been around? No, it it was 1960. Damn. But but but

1:10:33 it's changed. Like that might form that we know it was then. But there is [ __ ] Well, that's probably when it got the official name. as far back as Egypt, depending on They probably would have called her a witch just now if she did that then. Uhhuh. And you, sir, doctor, how can a man so young have eyes so old? I do a lot of reading. He's as much of a puzzle to you as he is to me. I think we should take a night. Well, dude, he's so like William is Shakespeare's psychic too. Like in what way? And I'll discover more about you and why this constant performance of yours. All the world's a stage and we are merely players. I might use that. It's not exactly five star, is it? I haven't even got a toothbrush. Contains Vian. What? Venuian spearmint.

1:11:19 Yeah. I mean, there's only one bed. Manage. Come on. Damn. I mean, witches, black magic, and all that. It's real. Of course it isn't. There's not a big bad either. There's such a thing as psychic energy, but a human couldn't channel it either. There's something I'm missing. Martha kiss staring me right in the face and I can't see. She's like correct. I should know. Damn. They are having two different conversations. He was like, I wish you were as good as my my my last girl. Anyway, good night. Take it back home tomorrow. Great. Damn. Dude. Dude. No, I get it. I'd be pissed. Yeah. As as rude AF. It's like he's almost like afraid to get

1:12:05 attached to another person. I've seen this girl on something else and I cannot think of what it is. Oh, she's in um Is she about to just crawl into his house and just take some hair? What is she in? Isn't she in Gossip Girl or is that someone else? I am Gossip Girl, so I don't know. Yeah, I've never seen that. Well, you're missing out. Uh I'm sure mesmerizing him with her scent. Damn. Okay. Hell yeah, brother. No, she's not in Gossip Girl. She's in something else. Speed the words. Of course, I've also seen him on something else as well. What? Why are they trying to you Why are they using Shakespeare? Oh, cuz he's a famous playwright. Aubrey, I'm

1:12:54 trying to make sure she's the right person I'm thinking about. Damn. Can you put a pillow under my man's head? That's her, right? Just older. It looks like her, I think. So, Nicole, it does look like her. Just older. Yeah. Damn. What a girl wants, bro. If I could make myself look at whatever I want, I would just never be I would just never be that. Oh, what was that? I'd be like, "No way." She died of fright. What did you say? There's a Got a broom. A witch. A flying [ __ ] A flying, dude. Oh, sweet. Yeah, that's I would not say he speaks

1:13:41 for himself. I love y'all. Stay great. Rage. Rage against you. My man is he he is taking shots today. Personally, I love y'all. Holy [ __ ] You've got a house to protect. Well, you know, if you're not, then you're not. He didn't mean it. Yeah, I'm talking about artificial [ __ ] That's that she's starting a company. Busted brooms. That's a good one. You're going to get us hexed. N will be fine. Nah, dude. Witches love me, dude. Yeah. No, if you're a witch, you know magic. Yo, let me let me see. I'm I'm Make it bigger for the love of God.

1:14:27 Yeah. After you just dissed him, you're like, "Let me see your magic." After you dissed him. Yo, girl, whip out your magic and show me. I want to see some real [ __ ] Show me your magic or it's not true. My opinion, my opinion can change. The same design. Yeah. Oh my god. Please don't hurt us. I ain't worried about that. This is just the theater. Oh yeah, but the theater's magic, isn't it? He's just digging a hole. Meanwhile, he wants to get a freaking he wants to do a Ouija board and talk to D for the same reason. Let me see. Prove it. Witches, I just want you to know I love you. I love you, chat. I love you in the comments, bro. You can't believe in witches not believe in ghosts. No, I just like goth, dude. Oh, okay. Fair. You exaggerate that. Is that your police box? Small wooden box of all but not for I love you. Don't

1:15:13 listen to him. You're fantastic. Month after finishing this place, lost his mind. Started raving about witches, hearing voices babbling. Weird. What's Bedum? Betham Hospital. See, I'm not going mad. Right now. Come on. Wait. I'm coming with you. I believe you. Yeah. I know for a fact you've got a wife in the country. But Martha, this is town. Calm down later. That'll promise doctor. He said, "Damn, Billy Shakespeare punched the air." Oh, 57. I can do Wow. It was

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