We Binged Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Android Saga

0:00 They kept this arguing. It all makes sense now. Uh that's why everybody was talking about the more serious part, huh? Great lakes near Mount Pu. There is a breed of Palzu tuna clinging at life in its saltwater habitat. Fist near to extend inhabitants. They are slowly making headway back to a sustainable like I hear an accent. All I can think about is a sweet salty Christ now. Going fishing. Yep. With that gone, I'm the bread winner now. What's with the weird clothes, Krillin? Uhhuh. Uhhuh. My name is no longer Krillin. My new name is Juan Sanchez. I'm compelled to ask why. Well, before we left for Namek, I took out a huge life insurance policy on myself and left it all to my twin

0:46 brother. I don't have a twin. Wait, your last name's Sanchez? And it paid off a triple because I died off planet. Krillin, don't worry. There's no way you're going to die out in space. Show them. Well, I'm still going to call you Krillin. So, what do you think of my new ride? It's a nice car, I guess. Not what I was referring to. Oh my god. Can I have $1,000? You can have two. Gohan, I am an excellent boyfriend. Krillin, how did you meet this woman? We met at the bank. I was there picking up my life insurance money and she was there depositing her money from her night job. I think she's a waitress or something because she was depositing a lot of fives and ones. And me and my dear sweetie little chestnut fell deeply truly in love. She says I have a very

1:32 rich person to wealth of knowledge. I don't know. My boobs are as big as my head. I have made the comparison. You going to party tonight? Well, I don't know. Mom wasn't a huge fan of that Walking Dead theme party. Previously on TFS's The Walking Dead. Oh my. Oh, I think that's Gohan. Goodbye. See you at [Laughter] Oh my god. That's amazing. Oh god, bro. And now Gohan's thinking about buying a house. Oh yeah, let me get right on that with all that money I don't have. Well, you ever thought about getting a job? I'm a green slug man. No amount of

2:18 affirmative action is going to get me a job. If you say so. By the way, that old guy's been standing there for like 15 minutes. Maybe you should say something. Fine. What do you want, Kami? Mr. Popo's kicked me off the lookout for the night. Apparently, he has a booty call. Shut up, [ __ ] You love it. Last time he did this corpses, he laughed when I said five. Well, what do you want from me? I was hoping I would stay in a house. I don't have a house. See, what' I tell you? Shut up, N. Is someone in there? Hello. He can't hear you. Actually, I can. Hello there. Who are you? I'm Nail. I'm a Neomechian Piccolo fused with onk. You do know that technique is forbidden. Piccolo. Your

3:04 face is forbidden. Sadly, that was the best one up here. Son it now. So nice of you to bring your new girlfriend here, Juan. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I can't. If I remember correctly, it was as simple as like Krillin straight up just met this girl at like a store and just somehow just showed up with her. Yeah. Oh, he did. I can assure you that. I still pre prefer launch. No hooker. Well, that depends. Sometimes I take extra cash in the back room, but those are always under the table, so I don't think they count. How much extra cash you got? Oh my god. Okay, first off, no one screws Yamcha but life. Second of all, the original Juan, don't you have

3:51 any other friends you can take Marin to meet? Well, we saw Gohan earlier, but he was busy pounding the tuna. What? With Goku gone, Chichi needs someone to do it. I also stopped by Corin and Yajobies. What? This brunch is delicious, Yajirobe. Thank you. I cooked everything myself. So, if you two had babies, would they be little fat men or kitties? We are leaving. Probably fat. I don't think you're back there again. Happy birthday. Thank you. Thank you all so much for remembering my 1,000th birthday and for this marvelous cake. Isn't that kind of a fire hazard? Well, of course, Turtle.

4:39 You're our very best friend. My birthday was last week and I didn't get a party. You've been there for us from the very beginning. Don't care about the world from peop like a member of the family, I say. Seriously, I live upstairs. Oh my gosh, someone got whoever's birthday it is. A turtle. Can I have a turtle? Sure. Oh, can it be this turtle? Of course. Wait, what? Turtle, be my wingman on this one. If I get some, I swear to God, I will send you pictures. Deal. Seriously, maybe my glorious beard. Wow. And that's how Roshi had to get rid of his beard. Hey, Krillin, what are you doing out here? Why aren't

5:26 you upstairs sleeping with your girlfriend like everyone else? Oh, turtle. I just stop thinking to myself. What you thinking about? It's just I'm not sure if Marin loves me for who I really am. It's all presents and traveling and caviar. Beluga. No. Paou tuna. Well, that's rare. And it's just I just don't know if you That's rare. For Juan's money. How much money do you have? About 5.7 million. Didn't you get me a gift card from the gap? Not what we're talking about. Okay, look. A do you remember? He did like win the lottery or something, didn't he? Tell her the truth. I think I I think so. He did come into some money. Are you sure that'll work? Well, if it doesn't, you could always get her a giant pearl.

6:12 What? [ __ ] is a gold digger. Oh my god. Damn. You know, he didn't hold back at all. It's thousandth birthday, dude. Soaps look like cakes, and I want to eat them. Oh, and I hope you remember to make those reservations for Len at 7:30. I hear they're very uptight. And can I really go through with this? She seems so happy. No. No. Krillin, stop focusing on that perfect heart-shaped pillow of an ass. Tonight you will tell her and then you will tap that. Please tap that. Oh my god, I just love nice walks on the beaches. Oh, do you think if I swam out far enough, I'd reach Australia? Oh my god, can we go on a sandals vacation?

6:58 Listen, Marin. I need to talk to you. Oh, don't worry, Juanon. I made the reservations for you so you don't have to worry about it. Actually, I need to come clean. See, my name isn't actually Juan Sanchez. It's Krillin. That is a silly name. I'll call you Krilly Billy. That's not Krilly Billy. You see, all this money I own is actually from my own life insurance policy from when I died on another planet, blown up by an evil space emperor, but was then brought back to life by a magical dragon. Uhhuh. What I really want to ask Marin is, do

7:43 you love me for me or do you just love me for my money? Oh, Krilly Billy. Of course, I don't just love you for your money. You really mean that? I never loved you at all. Thank you. Got him. Well, can we at least still try the sex stuff? No, Krillin, you don't understand. I was never really your girlfriend. See, I'm with the state's fraud bureau, and she just confessed to a lot of insurance fraud, which I recorded. Well, wait. In my boobs. Purses. The one place I couldn't reach. I'm going to prison. Well, normally you would, but do you have any idea what they do to guys like you? No. You'll just have to pay back

8:29 everything you owe. Wait, what about all the money I spent on you? You'll just have to pay that out of pocket. But I dropped over 500 grand on you, honey. I work for the government. I never claimed to be a good person. Fair enough. That's, you know, Krillin mattress free man again. No women nipping at my heels. Know what I mean? All right. I demand to know who has been spreading rumors that I've been forcing Gohan to, and I quote, pound my tuna. Look, Chi-Chi, if it really upsets you, we'll all take Oh my gosh. Only if we get to eat it together.

9:16 She's going to kill you, bro. This is going to be number 30, bro. It's going to be number Oh, damn. Okay. I was like I was like owned 30 coming. Uhoh. Oh, hey guys. Uhoh. They done messed up. Clean that up. I beg your pardon. Have you clean that simple little head of yours who you're speaking to? Oh, please do go on. I am the usurper of this once I clone your worthless guardian hold so dear. I am Garlic Jr. returned from the

10:02 wretched abyss known as the dead zone. And I have come for what's rightfully mine. What's going on? I don't remember releasing the black water just yet. I've got my disaster. [Laughter] That's amazing. Well, are you telling me that Popo just solved that whole arc by himself? I'm back and I Oh my me. What happened to the lookout? Oh, don't mind this, Kami. I just had a bit of Italian for dinner. What does that have to do with Cuz it was nothing but garlic. [Music] That is amazing. So So they they literally I love how they teased Garlic in this like it was

10:48 going to be a garlic arc and then just completely threw it out the window. Let's go. Finally. Garlic Junior. We got it all done in one single arc. No problem. I mean, whatever you want to call it. I'm most of it. I think it might just all been filler. I don't know. And now Bumble's got some poofy hair. Did you bury me anyway? Barry. So, how's the single life? Oh my god, it's been nice. Actually, had a dream about Vegeta last night. You [ __ ] We were walking in a park. You [ __ ] Okay, first off, we're not even dating. Second of all, I don't even like him. Third, he's probably running out of fuel soon, so God knows if he'll ever make it back here. Uh-oh. I'm back, [ __ ] They kept the

11:35 I was worried they were going to remove it. Then sweetie, is this the man who heard you so? No, Daddy. This is a new one. So you must be Fryza. Actually, really? No, it's spelled like an I in it. There isn't. Huh? Going to have to fix that one when I get back then. Anyway, I'm here to kill you. I get that, J. That's funny. Got 5 minutes on this Wayward Rock and we already have a volunteer tier tier dead man soldiers. Love how they added that freezer. With all due respect, this sounds like insubordination. He just turned an entire squad into a pile of limbs. And that sounds like it's not my problem, man. Move your [ __ ] [ __ ] ass over, [ __ ]

12:20 What? Power level of five? [ __ ] Ain't nobody got time for that. [Applause] Well, ain't right. Oh, damn. All right, that's it. Warning. Either leave now or die. Is that an ultimatum? I love ultimatums. Here's mine. Either die to him or die to me. I feel like Frieza's ultimatums haven't worked all that well so far. Nah. Uh-oh. What? What just happened? Give it a second. No, really. No. No. Hold on. He's like, I need to put it back in the sheath first. Damn. Yeah, it took me a whole three

13:06 months to get that one down. They make it look a lot easier than it really is. Real hard part was that guy's armor. I ended up going through a dozen mannequins before I sent that one. You missed a spot. Lord Frieza. Oh, that's just that's just mean, man. What the You know that was our last minion, right? We have more at home. No, I mean now we have no one to fly the ship. I can fly it, son. We do not fly ourselves flying the ship. So, uh, curious, what's with all the spare parts sticking out of you? Impedent little. These are not spare parts. What you are looking at is the ultimate culmination of science and nature. Oh, wow. Bro, I ain't going to lie, Frieza

13:52 does look like that PC that's old as hell that you keep trying to upgrade, but you're just starting to run out of room in it. I need something to me until a Super Saiyan arrives. Oh, really? Because if it's a Super Saiyan you're looking for, I can fill the part. What? [Laughter] Oh, you hear that, Daddy? I can fill the part. It's 5-year-old to play police officer. I like how you play Pretty Pink Princess. Daddy, you got in front of the mal content. But it's so cute when you do it. I haven't done that since I was 8 my king. [Music]

14:38 That's That's my dad. He just blew a lot of dudes there. Either that or he just fell Frieza's mom. We are just out of Frieza. Really? I'm the only one. Yes. Must never know. God, dude. They're the same as pizza. Oh, yo, my man got PTSD. Yeah, he does. Just the pizza. He's like, I'm going straight to blowing up the planet. Exterminate. Exterminate. Okay, Dolls.

15:24 Now we know four star is also a fan of Doctor Who. Space and have them usa [Laughter] bro. Oh my god. This is literally better than the original. Holy. And he's got the Karen cut the boot. You dropped the ball. Dropped the ball. [Laughter] Okay. You almost destroyed the whole planet

16:10 there. Sorry, I got a little bit carried away. Doesn't matter now, though. Our little Super Saiyan is dead. Dead. Cadaavverific. Cadavarrific. Hey, Frieza. What? You should split. If you're trying to be clever, your sorely lacking. [Laughter] [Music] Right on. [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] Baby boy, we're finally here. Where's

16:59 Frieza? Oh, there he is. [Applause] Damn. And there. And there. And here. Is that his brain? Guys, I think that person is a Super Saiyan like Ellie is. Spiky gold hair, incredible power. You don't know that he's a Super Saiyan. Maybe he's superhuman. Maybe you denial trying hard enough, says the nons super Saiyan. Sassy. Oh god, dude. Yo, that that Lion King bit was so funny. I'm This is less funny now because that was too funny.

17:44 No, it's it's I died from laughter during that and I I just I I haven't laughed since. Well, we'll see what happens. It was too funny. Oh, must be a shame living a laughless life. Children. Yeah. Okay. Sort of thought you'd be a little more pissed. Oh, blindingly so. Mind if I see your sword? What? Why? I just wish to hold it. No. Oh, come on. Be neighborly. He does have see the manager haircut. I also think I hate you. Look, after what you did, I can fit what's left of my son into a meat pie. Let me see your stupid sword. Ah, fine. See, that actually happened. I don't remember that. Wanted to respect the craftsmanship cuz he thought he thought the sword was uh he was so strong on

18:30 you, youn. Damn. All right. Still not sure. I'm liking this dude more and more. Seal it. Like, I knew I knew he took out King Cult 2, but I didn't know that's how it went. Jesus. No way. Please. I God. He's not even having trouble with them either. Give you a planet. Three planets. Two and a half. You just went down. I'm a haggler. Yo, my man's saying everything. Yeah, good work team. Oh Jesus. Poor Vegeta looking like he's going to join a bowling league. This guy.

19:18 Just follow me. Wait, did he just say my dad? Wait, Gohan. We don't know if we can trust this guy. I also brought snacks. But the Bible does say love thy neighborhood. A hungry Buddhist. Hungry Buddhist. Fly 300 m northwest then land near Idiot rock. So that's what they called it before Idiot crater. No. Now I'm sure you're all wondering why I brought you here. Snacks. To kill us. To kill snacks. Goku is going to land near here in three hours. Until then, let's all have a drink. I've got beer

20:04 and heat, dude. Capsules, baby. A little early to start drinking. That's why Bulma's family is rich. Yeah. Am I? What's your name? Can't say. Well, Mr. Can't say. I'm Krillin. That's not what isn't. So, you know my dad, right? Well, sort of. Really? I've just heard a lot about him. It's kind of So, hey, like just gonna throw this out there. You're really cute. Well, you know, my mom always said I was a cute kid. Oh, a mom was a boy, huh? This actually happened. By the way, that jacket is awfully familiar. Um, yeah, I even made it myself. Capsule Corp logo. Even cut a shirt to show off my midriff. If he's

20:50 never met him before, how the hell This kid know where Kakarot is going to land. And he can't actually be a damn Saiyan. Either he's a liar or Yep, maybe. Is he a robot? Wait a second. Did someone drink the last heatab? Yeah, that does look like a really place to hang out for 3 hours. Chaosu, we only have to wait a little while longer. We'll say hello to Goku and then we'll go home. Can we get McDonald's? Only if you're good.

21:36 [Laughter] What? What are you looking at? What? You like what you see? Yeah, that's right. Eyes to yourself. I don't swing that way. I'm a real man. Oh, literally the text on his shirt changes every scene. To your home planet. Oh, I don't know. Why don't you just go to Vegeta with the rest of the Sayans? Hey, I've already got one hitting on me over here. I don't need another. Oh my god. All right, everybody. Goku should be landing any moment now. Well, I don't see him, so you're wrong. I think you've been lying to us the whole time. There's no way you could That could be idiot trader

22:22 anyone. It's classic. Go Nappa. Go. My wish. That's a shame. No, remember Nappa's alive now. I know. But Hollywood was here. Well, he's like, "You guys, you don't understand. Freeze is on the way. What do we do?" So, do you think the carpet matches the drapes? Oh, do yours, Krillin. What? It was a legitimate question. I mean, legitimate. This is very personal. I mean, do yours. Yeah. What? It's called manscaping. It's

23:09 weird. [Laughter] Hey, you know what? We all We all good on and Goku's here. And I skipped the I'm skipping the little beginning part cuz I want to keep Boom as safe as I can. Are all still alive. You gentlemen. You You're welcome. I'm Was going to Yamcha. One or two of you. Hi. Hey. So, which one of you guys xnate the old freezer frame? Well, Kakarot, while you were off buming around in space, he's got a pride flag on gathering up your planet's measly excuse for fighters and spearheaded an assault on right over here. I was getting to that. Oh, if it ain't you, you old so and so. It's been so long since I uh I I mean you. We've

24:00 never met before. Oh, thank God. Or King Kai. I don't know. That whole thing is screwy. Actually, if it's okay with you, I'd like to talk to you in private. Oh, okay. One minute, guys. But, Dad, it's been almost 2 years. I know, but I got to go talk to this purple stranger. But yeah, cool. Yeah, cool. Okay, Trunks, don't be nervous. He's just a normal guy. Just introduce yourself. So, you're Sun Wukong, right? Damn it. I'm Son Goku. Yes. Roll with it. I'm Trunks. Nice to meet you. Chunks, huh? So, you're the one who wumped Friezer. Yes. I was actually wondering how did he survive Namek? Well, I kind of maybe sort of kept letting him go. Yeah, probably a

24:48 bad call. If I hadn't shown up, all your friends would be dead. Oh, boy. The dragon wouldn't be happy about that one. I'm curious. When you fought Frieza, you were a Super Saiyan, correct? A super duper super saiyan. Well, can you show me? I barely know you, but I guess still kind of tickles. Yep. It's a Super Saiyan. All right. So, now that you've shown me yours, I'll show you mine. There are children here. Whoa. What happened to your hair? It's yellow. So is yours. It is. blonde spiky hair. Incredible aura.

25:35 Well, Vegeta, now that Goku's here to compare, we can finally say for sure that that kid's a super. Utter one more word and no dragon fix what I do to you. So, Ten, have you been lifting? Cuz you are jacked. True. Yeah. Who knows? Maybe I'll be the next Super Saiyan. A Super Saiyan too, huh? That's cool. Took Krillin dying for me to become one. Wait, did something happened to Krillin while I was gone? Damn. No, but seriously, how's Krillin? It's just like my mom said. You're absolutely amazing, Goku. Now I know that I can reveal to you my secret. A

26:21 secret? I love secrets. I'm awful at keeping them, though. Like the worst. Um, oh, but don't worry. I'll totally keep this one, though. I promise on Krillin's life. Um, you promise on somebody else's life? You promised on my mother's life. Promise your mom? Damn it. Can't believe it. I was only gone for a year and a half and already a Super Saiyan. Kids grow up so fast these days. No, wait. You don't steroids in. Next thing you're going to tell me is that Vegeta's your daddy? [Music] Oh my god. What's so funny? You're going to go over there right now and congratulate I'm from the future.

27:09 For realies. For realies. Well, listen. 3 years from now on approximately 10 a.m. on an island 9 miles off of South City, two creatures will appear. A pair of man-made monstrosities, half human, half a machine, crafted by a mad scientist from the now defunct Red Ribbon Army. They were like a people from the Dragon Ball era, the original Dragon Ball cyborgs, androids. Look, my point is they're dangerous. Each of them on their own, dwarf even Frieza with their power and and they kill everyone as in Vegeta, Krillin, Piccolo, Tenura, Chaosu. The only ones that survive are myself,

27:55 my mother, and Gohan. Oh, wow. Wait, you didn't mention Yamcha. Oh. Um, I mean, he dies, but see, after he found out that my mother was pregnant with Vegeta's child, he sort of Oh my god. Oh my god. Dark. Wait. Tell me this, but you don't make it to the battle either. I guess he decided to just hang out somewhere else the year before. What? Why? How? High cholesterol. From what? According to the coroner, too much bacon. Take that back. But listen to that will help level your cholesterol. Now it's personal. Great flavored. I don't know. Yes, because I don't like

28:40 grape. Then it's bacon flavored. Yay. Well, now that we have all that settled, I better get back to the future. It was interesting to meet my mom and dad. As I said before, have your mom flirt with you. One little slip up. And I suddenly may not exist. Wait, but if you don't exist, then you don't come back in time. But then you could never tell me, which means I'd never know. You'd still be born. And why does everything smell like copper? I tend to leave this in your hands, Goku. Train well until we meet again. Oh, okay. Goodbye, Tron. What a nice young lady. Now, get my story straight. Woku, what was that all about? You guys, androids.

29:25 Yeah. And um that's all he remembers. He's like, "Ah, crap." May Piccolo 12th. May 12th. Piccolo heard the whole conversation. Yeah, because of his he has higher hearing than the rest. 9 miles 9 miles 9 miles off of north south south city. Two androids will appear on May 12th at 10 a.m. 9 miles of the south city in 3 years. I heard everything. Please don't tell everybody. I won't. I will. Shut up, N. Okay. According to the future, they have three years to train before they arrive. Well, maybe they'll kill all of you, but I'm not afraid of any overtouted washing machines. By the time they show up, I'll

30:13 crush them without a thought. And then we'll see. Well, hey, Vegeta. Nice shirt. I You Pink is a good color. Just take the compliment. Hey, there he is. Hey, what's up, bro? Welcome back. Well, it's time for me to leave. I'll see you all again in 3 years your time. But hopefully, you won't need me. Father, I hope to get to know you a little better next time. Mother, I hope to get to know you a little less. Get the hell out of here. [Music] The TARDIS. Oh my god, it is making the TARDIS sound. Let's go. By the way, I can teleport. What? Yep.

31:02 Check it. But aren't those Goku just done stole my glasses? Mr. Roshi's on the whole other side of the world. Yep. Yep. I just got to imagine him and poof, there I go. I learned it out in space. Oh yeah, sort of forgot the obvious question there, but how did you survive? Muffin button. Don't say muffin button. muffin buttons and stuff. See, while I was on freezer shift, he also had a muffin button. Yes. But when the plant exploded, the muffins actually formed a seal around me, both catching me and feeding me all the way to yard rat. And that is the place where

31:49 I crashed. The yardies were awfully nice. They nursed me back to health and even made a ship for me to come home in. Yeah, the red armor is my favorite like outfit for Goku. Yeah. So, if you could teleport and you knew Frieza was coming. Why didn't you teleport to Frieza's ship and stop him? I kind of wanted to give you guys a chance. Please don't make a habit of that. No promises. Looks like we'll have to put ourselves through the training of our lives if we up to stand a chance against these androids. Wait, we don't have to do any of that. Hear me out. We just have to gather the dragon balls, have the dragon tell us where to find the guy who's making the androids, find him, then murder that son of a [ __ ] in cold blood. As much as I love the phrasing of that, I'm going to have

32:34 to say no. And by no, I mean hell no. Are you kidding me? You heard Piccolo. None of you survive. And I, as a Super Saiyan, relish the challenge. You're a Super Saiyan, Vegeta. Show me. I Well, I just I Don't tell me you're not in the mood. What does that third eye make you psychic? No, but it does help me see [ __ ] Damn. Get his [ __ ] you. You know, to be fair, I'm with Vegeta on this one. I want to fight me some androids. I haven't had a good fight since Friezer. Wait, so the first thing we do after you get back after being gone for a year and a half is train. I know. I'm excited, too.

33:20 Yeah. Okay. Well, guess that go fire Kamehameha at the ocean over and over. See you all in 3 years. Good to have you back, Goku. We're going to go get McDonald's. Suppose we'll get moved on, too. Come on, boy. Wait. Yamcha. Yeah. You're my friend. Oh. Uh, thank you, man. Oh, that's so dark. Mhm. Want to go drive cars? Bitching. I forgot about them learning how to drive the driver's license. So, so for perspective, when I said that Dragon Ball Z Kakarat tells the entire story of Dragon Ball Z, I mean everything. Like, it literally includes them learning how to drive a

34:06 car. Mhm. Like, it tells you everything. Even the random like side arcs that people like kind of forget about. Like it's actually kind of crazy how well it tells the story. Yeah, Chi-Chi made him get it so that he had permission to go train. They went their separate ways to prepare for the upcoming threat. However, a few of them would find roadblocks. Like hell you will. Oh, come on, Chi-Chi. Won't you come on Chi-Chi me? You're gone off in god knows where space refused to let the dragon take you home. And the first thing you ask for when you get back? Oh, hey Chi. Mind if I take our baby boy to go train to fight some monster robots? Android. She seems angry. Last thing I asked about was dinner. The answer is no. Oh my god. To dinner or no to Gohan? A But she don't

34:54 be like that. Be a pal. Oh my gosh. Dad was growing. Now run. Run. 500 times gravity. That's insane. You'd be crapping out your own spine. I know, but the challenge excites me. Look at my nipples. Look at them. Fine, I'll build you your ship. What's the worst that could happen anyway? My nipples. [Music] Damn, they just beat the of a child. I

35:41 mean, I'm not necessarily against it. I'm just pointing it out. He really needs to learn how to dog. Yeah, I know. Still working on that. We're on a field trip to the Ozarks. He's going to tell her we were here. What are you talking about? We're just studying. Let's go drive cars again. Are you [ __ ] insane? No, but you're upside down. Now you're not. You know, it would be easier to count the amount of your ribs that aren't broken. Work through the pain. And exactly how are you going to work when your body collapses. Please. The prince of all sayans does not coll.

36:26 Oh, look at that. The prince of all two sayans on the ground. Oh no. Oh, the prince is getting What are you going to do? Try to blow up Earth again? Because I got Goku on speed dial. You must be as stupid as he is if you think he knows how to work a phone. Don't you? Okay, then how about [ __ ] arrogant dick? Spoiled s you my room 10 minutes. Oh yeah, that's it. Keep going. Right there. Right there. And thus the kid was conceived. Oh, what? Wow. Oh god. Got to admit,

37:12 even with the broken ribs, you really Wait, what? Where's your condom? The [ __ ] a condom? [Laughter] Get out the way. Oh my god. No, they're not. They just left him there. They left him there. He's got to learn to dodge. Okay. Poor Gohan. All right. Baby may have been conceived last episode potentially. I'm going to make sure you're safe now. Okay. Well, I don't know how safe we can be. We're going to be finding androids. Uh, what? Make sure you don't tell Chi-Chi. Oh my god. Three years, Dad.

37:59 Three years. You almost had it. Grab him and run. I'm taking a long for knowing or like something like that. Maybe that's a future arc. I don't know. So, what do you think? How ready are we to take on these androids? On a scale of 1 to 10, my chest hurts. Huh? Uh, it's seven or eight. Hey, look. It's Krillin. What? Hey, Krillin. Oh, hey, Gohan. You've barely grown since the last time I saw you, huh? It's funny. I think that every time I see you. Damn. Hey, that must be the only He's a short king. It's fine. Mhm. Holy crap. This city is huge. And this island's so tiny. What do these people do here? Apparently, prostitution is legal. Oh,

38:47 so the prostitutes. Hey guys, here. Hey, get [ __ ] on Boba. Bulba's baby. Bulba has a baby. You're damn right. Yeah. And you won't believe who the father is. Vegeta. Vegeta. Vegeta. Vegeta. Well, it could have been mine. It's Vegeta. I'm just going to walk over here. He's my baby boy. His name is Trunks. That's a girl's name. So then, where's Daddy? Unfortunately, our last conversation was You are such an unbelievable [ __ ] You know you're being bitchier than usual today and not in a hot way. You got me pregnant, you idiot. How is that my fault? You said you were wearing protection. I was

39:34 wearing my armor. What do you expect me to do about it? What you're going to do is go out, get a job, and help me raise our child. [Laughter] Yo, went to go get milk. You tell me. Well, on the plus side, you're absolute deadbeat father. Didn't you guys say she's incredibly rich? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. The richest family in the world. Literally. I mean, they they literally have made it where like you want to camp, throw a capsule on the ground. Now you have a building. Like it's it's like Oh, any like cars, helicopters, houses, teapotss. Yeah. Like anything. Yeah. Right. They are Amazon. If our

40:19 technology was better, basically a compliment. If you guys are done acting out your favorite chick flick, we've got incoming. Oh, wow. Yeah, I can't believe it. You came all this way to help us fight them. I know. Kin sent me. Taking beans. Bean daddy. Beans. Bean daddy. Bean daddy. Or at least half I love it. I was desperate and needed the money. And no, it wasn't worth it. Cat loves food. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

41:05 Uh what now? Hey, we never wished him back before. Look in the sky. Is it a bird? It's the androids. My second guess was plane. Damn. They flew into the city. I can't sense their energy. Neither can I. And that's my specialty. It must be because they're androids. We only know how to sense life energy. Then we'll have to hunt them down the oldfashioned way. Search the city. What? Oh, come on. Really have to go home. All right, gang. Split up and search for clues. Gohan, go grab Gajerobi. Bulma, hold the Senzu beans. He'll only weigh us down. Hold on. What? What? That feels like a bad idea. Yeah, they're only gonna weigh them down, though. Hey, they they can't bring that with. Wait, is she's just a human with a

41:51 baby. Hey man, that's Bulma can't handle brought to Bulma is OG crew. Okay. Yeah. I mean, no. She has a [ __ ] child in her arms, dude. And she used to have a dirt bike. I Hey, that that baby that baby is a half that's a half saying baby. That's not a normal baby. That child is a badass. I'm just going to go ahead and say though, she's holding a baby and like this man is like, "Yeah, she also used to have a dirt bike." As though that's the same thing. All I'm saying is if she throws a baby at someone, yes, one, it's way funnier, but two, like, you know, she's probably going to go to prison. Yeah. Is if she throws threw a dirt bike. Did you forget? Did you forget about the fact of her being one of the richest people on the planet? You think rich people go to jail? Come on. That's actually a fair

42:36 point. I mean, beat up rats. Batman's only power is being rich. Where would I be? That works. Well, I guess I'd be right here because being an android wouldn't really change where I am, just what I am. If you think about it, that guy's big. All right, time to find me some Was listening to Rage. Let's go. Have you seen any androids? I don't know. Are you an android? No, then no. But I did see a flying dude landed right in front of me, man. looked a lot like you. You holding? Hey Jerry, you see that guy exploding? Yeah, I'll bet you it was a terrorist attack. Jerry, you always think it's terrorism. You think your house getting teddy is terrorism. You're what's wrong with this country? What do

43:22 you think? Inconspicuous old man in mime. Marcel Maro, if that's what you're for, it's going to be $30 an hour. 50 if you want it weird. Hey, you old jackass, get out of the road. You want to beat up prostitutes, do it on your own damn time. That's pretty good. Please put that back. I kind of need that to flee from you. Choking's extra, huh? Oh, man. That was close. Surely someone else heard it, right? I mean, I don't have to. This isn't fair.

44:10 Huh? Oh god. Oh man. Oh jeez. Oh crap. [Music] Nice. Identify. Is that spiky hair? Higher than average power level. Oh, it might be 94%. I don't remember him having a scar. Yes, me. Yes, it is. I'm so happy. Close enough. I am totally in over my head here. Maybe, maybe I should call for help. No, no, no, no. That's exactly what they'd expect. Isn't that right, inconspicuous old man? [Applause]

44:57 I mean, really, an animal is just a human with wires instead of veins and oil instead of blood. I wonder sheep. Oh my god. Techno lamb. Huh? Techno lamb. Whoa. Woohoo. Help me. Now, Suku, I shall extract my long awaited revenge forth with. I'm not taking forth with Oh. Oh, come on. Really, man? You couldn't last like 30 seconds. I do appreciate all the sci-fi references that we've had like the last handful of episodes. Correction. New target identified as Son Goku. 100% match. Well then, looks like I don't need this

45:44 anymore. Oh no, y has been yu Goku. All right, quick killing taking the bulma. I mean, it's better than what his other future was in the city now. True. Pretty sure he's That would mean that the future has changed. Fine. Bulma will get it. Man, seeing that hole in his chest kind of makes my chest hurt like a lot. Anybody else? So then you two must be the androids. What? Impossible. How did you know we were androids? Probabilities. Scanning. Scanning. Analyze. Could not tell you off the top of my head. Processing complete. They are psychic. 92.4%.

46:29 They can't see the future. Psychic. You won't expect this. Stop it. [Music] Doesn't everyone's skull look like that? I see you have discovered that the off switch to my ocular vapo beams is in my cheek. But you all too late. The entire population of the city has been reduced to ash. Now no one shall interfere with my revenge. Actually, I'm pretty sure you only Yes, the entire population. All right, you are most unkind. We really should move this though. Hey, Piccolo, no any good wastelands around here? Why

47:15 are you asking me? You know why? Northwest about 100 miles. It's actually kind of nice. Then it's a date. I can think of worse places. Nice rock formations, neat cacti. Oh, fine. Goku and the others are leaving with the androids and without the sensu beans. We have to warn them. When the old man was holding me, I could feel my life force draining. You were losing a lot of blood. No, it was coming out of my mouth. But doesn't that mean they'll just come back stronger? Tell you they can absorb energy. Then we have to go now. You know, might just sit this one out. Oh, yeah. I get you. I never have any energy after I get a hand job either. Well, anywhere. I need help with the

48:01 baby. How are you with diapers? Hold on, Krillin. I'm coming. It's like I'd rather die. So, how you feeling? My car got blown up. Well, to be more specific, it was Corin's car. [ __ ] wagon ain't no more. Well, are you going to fly after them? Hell yeah. Is it because you're fat? Yeah. All right. Now that we're away from the city, we can Does it feel hot out here to you guys? Is this man dying? Like, what's up? As I remember the heart the heart disease. Get this underway. The chest issues. Oh, yeah. The cholesterol issues. You don't need to know why. I forgot that you didn't get heart

48:47 disease. Yeah, the bacon. Of you, especially him. Hey, does anyone have any bacon? I sort of ate all of my pocket bacon on the way here. But allow me to shed a little. Made me feel weird. I had bacon for lunch. Years since the 22nd World Martial Arts didn't make it to my pocket. I remember that one. I got hit by a car. Indeed. Since then, my insectoid nanoborg has been surveying and processing every battle you have fought, rating them on a scale of 1 to 10. Out of curiosity, how was ours? Average 6.5 out of 10. That's fair, I guess. How about mine? Eight out of 10. I have utilized this information to calibrate ourselves appropriately. We

49:33 are now powerful enough to kill Sunoku and take revenge for what he did to myself. Why is that voice always perfect for like an intellectual bad guy? Huh? Of course I did. 19. What is Namk? Data not found. What do you mean data not found? Insectoid manhaborg destroyed during Sai attack. Bugger all. So, I guess you've never seen a Super Saiyan then. 19. Data not found. They know Goku. Oh, yeah. Okay. [Music] Power output exceeds projected parameters. I don't care if you're Super

50:19 Saiyan or a Super Side. 19. Kill him. Kill him proper. Executed murder.exe% [Laughter] 20%. 40% 70%. I just just hit him. Hit him now. Wait, what? A fail error has occurred. This program will now shut down. Would you like to send has been Windows Vista? Sending report. Son of a [ __ ] Now to wait 5 minutes to do absolutely nothing. That didn't last too long. Bulocks, [Music] dude. I I love the abrupt I think like the abrupt ending is some of my favorite like things on this show. I hope that

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51:51 Oh, not a blueberry. It's okay. You know, defeat that creepy. I do like blueberry though. In fear. Not everyone. God, I love his voice. It's butter in my ears. Yeah, it is awesome. God, your composure is Would you let him peg you? Even in the face of your demise. Just so I could hear him whisper in my ear like that. Yes. All day. You still keep You could just let him talk into your butt. For God's sakes. Damn. Egging me with words, baby. It's the way Sion answered so fast. It was just funny. Yeah. So you So you do is what you're saying. Yeah. Okay, cool. Not that it's anyone's business. Cat, what have we missed? Well, your father is currently handing the Pillsbury Dough its generous white

52:36 ass. Understanding of our abilities would lead you to believe such, but 19 has yet to truly demonstrate his full killing proficiency. 19 attack from the left. No, my left. As I was saying, 19 is merely lulling your comrade into a false sense of security. And once we 19 dodge beginning dodge protocol. Why you starting a sub routine? It's not that complex. Yeah. [Laughter] Android moving for and your precious son Goku will feel the full sting of my vengeance.

53:26 That really worked out now, didn't it, buddy? 19, would you stop messing around? Oh, that's distressing. 19, respond immediately. 19, what are you in safe mode? Start responding this instant before I shove my boot up your ass. Murder.exe fully online. Oh. Oh, damn. I didn't seem to work. Don't worry, guys. I'll try again. Double strength. Goku, don't. They can absorb your energy. Hold on a sec. Did you know?

54:12 Well, yeah. I felt it when the old man was holding me earlier. And you couldn't have said anything before because Hey, give me a break. I've already been through enough crap today. And if I want to be bitched at, I would have stayed with Bulma and the baby. Damn off him. He needs this like he needs a hole in the chest. [Laughter] Can I have the energy back? I have the energy back. Guys, I want to make a scene, but I'm pretty sure I'm dying. What's going on? He hasn't used that much energy. Ruin the sensu bean. Sensu bean. Thanks, Bunny. Oh god, it made it worse. Goku, what's

54:58 wrong? Chest hurts. Hard to breathe. How's your arm? Areu beans full of cholesterol? Is that normal? So Goku's having a heart attack. Dad, you took the medicine, right? Yeah. Well, I mean, I started to started to What? You mean you stopped? Why did you stop? Because it was grape flavor. Oh my god. Did he just knock the Super Saiyan out of him? Piccolo tag in. Oh my god. No shot. Well, boys, I can't say it hasn't been

55:44 fun. In fact, if I still had a penis, it would be quite apicious that they're wearing baggy pants. See, I only said, "Oh, you don't need the hypothetical 19. Suck him dry." [Laughter] It's getting closer. And it sounds an awful lot. Mine. And the prodigal [ __ ] returns. Mr. I wanted to wait for an opening on the android, so I faked my injury. But now he's here. Wait, so you weren't actually wounded? No, but I got a better question. Where was my Senzu bean? Sensu

56:30 bean. Hey, Vegeta. You idiot. What are you doing? Dying mostly. Little help. I like how Krillin's more or less taking the role of uh Donald in the medicine. Let me He just kicked him. Let's be honest. If I stay, I'll probably just get He actually did that in the show. No offense. Oh, he just kicked him over. He kicked him over to Piccolo. Yeah. Fun. It's even funnier than he's kicking. 2 km 3 km. Excuse me, but your primary threat is right here. 6 km. Damn, that is blatant disrespect. Him.

57:16 He's programmed to only respond to my command. 19. Forget about Son Goku. We can finish him at our leisure. For now, focus on who are you again? Scof. Vegeta, prince of all sails. Oh, of course. How could I forget? 19. Take care of him. Understood. This is precious. You expect to beat me with this atom a ton of fun? Registering insult. Retort. You are short and your hairline is rescued. But Son Goku was able to achieve a form far beyond anything we'd ever seen before. And we still beat him. And 19

58:01 has extensive knowledge of all your techniques. Oh, is that right? Quite the cutting edge piece of tech you got there. But I'm curious. Can it feel fear? Scanning processing. Results inconclusive. Let's fix that, shall we? Okay. Oh, serious. He did it. What the [ __ ] damage? It has finally arrived. Awesome. But how? I thought you had to have a pure heart to become a Super Saiyan like my dad. Oh, trust me. There's more than one

58:47 way to realize the legend. [Music] push-ups, situps. He was very mad. And besides when showed up, my heart is pure. Pure unadulterated badass. Yeah, more like pure unadulterated ego. I heard that, Tricops. Is that okay? As a matter of fact, go yourself. Now, where was I? What a shame. Looks like you just initiated your self-destruct sequence. Damn. All right, that was kind of cold. Did I just see his foot? Well, well,

59:34 well. Looks like size 19. So, have you rusted your pants yet? Three. Damn it. No, don't panic. Everything will turn out dandy as long as Android 19 can grab Vegeta and steal his energy. You know, I'm sure there was an advantage to building a fat robot. But for the life of me, I just don't see it. Proximity breached. Trapped up. Exe activated. Yes. Mets 19. Do not let go of him no matter what. Drain him until he's a shriveled up prune of a corpse. Parameters recognized. Grip locked.

1:00:21 Locked, huh? Well, guess I'm not going anywhere for a while. How's about I get a workout in? That's right. I'm going to do squats all over your face. Initiating energy drain. A how adorable. So, you want my energy then? Tell you what, take as much as you want. In exchange, I'll take your hands, too. Okay. Error. Error. Error. Error. Error. So then, before I put down the clown, it looks like he's feeling fear. Do you feel fear, android? No. Please get away. Leave me alone.

1:01:07 Leave me alone. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. One big bang attack. He is new to attack. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The garlic gun is no more. No more garlic gun. You got that BB gun now. Damn. If only Goku hadn't been dying of a heart attack. Yep. Your 30-day trial has expired. [Laughter] when Oh my god, I was getting ready to make that joke.

1:01:53 Ass clan out of the picture. How about we tend to the elderly? What the he go? [Laughter] Whatever. Baldi, pass me a sensu bean. What? Do you think I'm just giving these away, sir? Cuz I'm not. Oh my god. I said these are my sinsu beans. You got to ask nicely. For a senu bean, bald man. You say how many. Ah, that's better. Count yourselves lucky to be in the presence of a shining golden god such as myself. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go kill the other android. You peons may stay here.

1:02:39 And yes, he did get very cocky after this after taking down the guy that Goku could not. He was very cocky. I can only imagine his ego attack though. I know, right? Big bang attack. Uh, I don't know. This coming from Mr. Special beam cannon. Hey, why don't you try coming up with a better name for an attack? How about devil drill beam? What about spiral death beam? Doom laser, rail beam, nail gun. [ __ ] that's good. So, just because he's a machine, I can't feel his energy. That doesn't make any sense. Energy sensing [ __ ]

1:03:24 Hey, why you hiding? You're scared cuz I blew up your friend. I'd call it your sex bot, but as you're currently demonstrating, you don't have any balls. Oh, hello. Yes, he's destined. Yo, my man biting his time. I just have to wait him out. Oh, man. Sure do feel winded after blowing up your roboexual life, partner. Sure would suck if you jumped me and took my energy. Oh no, some dust in my eyes. This is the worst. Get the out here. Hey, we finally got up and Oh god, no. And now your energy is mine. But that's

1:04:12 exactly what I was planning on. I knew you couldn't resist jumping out to suckle on my Super Saiyan. And now you all mine, you old. Hey, get back here. I wasn't done. This tactical shit's getting really old. Now you get out here and fight me blindly like a man droid. Yes, Sue may be a super saiyan Vegeta, but you're still just an arrogant little brat, aren't you? Ali alien. Did he ever stop? Well, while you continue to prattle on, I shall make my escape. Oh, they fold me. No matter. I'll just

1:04:57 head the other way. I Okay, fine. I'll just maneuver back where I came from. Why the hell is he even here? At my age, I could use more greens in my diet. All right. What about Reicide Blaster, Doomsday Crush, Anarchy Barrage, Taco Tuesday, Hellzone? Screw you. I'm keeping that one. [Music] Hello there. That's what it feels like to wear a turtleneck. You two alone for now. Don't struggle. Just lie back and think of Mame.

1:05:43 Damn it. I have to contact Gohan. Make it awkward. Lick his hand. Do you hear me? Oh god, this feels amazing. First thing I'm going to do when I get home is step in front of a fulllength mirror, strip down, turn Super Saiyan, and go on. Cat loves food. Yeah. Yeah. You heard nothing. Gohan, stop me from behind. You have to. Oh my. How do people keep getting on this line? [Music] my head cylinder. Gohan, how did you You

1:06:30 two were hanging in the middle of the air. How can I not see you? Yeah, I was wondering that. Sass me finally installed a path. Well, uh, this is a little awkward. Maybe we could have a little dialogue and work this out. Okay, then how about I fight the bald one first? Anytime, old man. No, that one. I'mma opt out. How about this one? Oh, please. As if you're in any condition to fight me. Krillin. Sensane. Sensane. Sensubine. Sensubine. [Music] Hold me the can opener cuz I'm about to

1:07:16 bust open your metal ass. Damn. Yeah. How about you just leave the oneliners? I'm not going to lie, the oneliners have been a lot colder in these. I like it. Mhm. Fine, Nomecian. I just figured you wouldn't want to sully your Super Saiyan hands on such a weak opponent. You know, the funny thing is I know you're playing me, but you're right. It's your little green man. I've already consumed enough energy from him to match him twice. Damn. [Music] Oh my god. Chaos is dead. What? And he really let himself go. He's an android. That's not Chaosu. Oh crap. Baskets.

1:08:03 There's a long list of bad ideas and this one is at the top. You know that, right? I absolutely refuse to sit around and not be part of the action anymore. Do you know I never even saw you have a baby? Not once. I'm pretty sure no one ever complained about not meeting Hitler. I mean, some good point. In the words of Michael Jordan, this isn't up for You do know your kid is in the plane, right? Oh, he doesn't know what's going on. Yeah, I don't think that's the point. Also, he keeps trying to feed off me. Don't worry, he'll give it up when he realizes it's a dry well. Yeah, about that. Have you ever seen what an old senzu bean diet does to a man? What? Corn likes it. Damn. Okay. Yo, my man lactating.

1:08:49 Okay. First, what? Second? The [ __ ] You know, I did spend three years training with Goku. Oh, so what? Are you a Super Saiyan now, too? Well, more of a Super Nomekian, I guess. Wait, I thought you were a demon. Nope, slug man. Wow, that's significantly more mundane. I know. By the way, what's that brain case made out of? Oh, well, it's a polycarbonate thermoplastic laminated. [Laughter] Just quick question. Um, would you guys have a clear skull if you could? Like, would you would you get that done? No. No. Like so you could see your own brain. Freak me out for I don't know why but

1:09:35 like I feel like it would freak me out if if the procedure was 100% safe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean just so you can sit there and like look in the mirror and be like I'm not going I'm not going to sit here and ask you and be like, "All right, you got like I want to do it. I'm just going to carry a mirror out of my pocket and take in the woods and just stare." Dude, it'd be so wild to look at. Yeah, it' be I'd be down for that. Oh, let us know in the comments if you would. I wouldn't like it. I wouldn't do it either. I'll replace almost anything. Would you? All right. Question. Would you upgrade your your brain to a hard drive though? Yeah. If if it became safe and possible. Yeah. Just the idea of seeing my brain like I feel like it would You don't like seeing it, but you're fine with actually like like doing it's not that I have an issue

1:10:22 with seeing the brain. I think it's like this weird idea that the brain's like the most s you know you damage your brain you die right you so like I think the idea of seeing it makes me assume that my brain would be in more danger than if it's not viewable even though I know that's not true just the idea of like my brain being visual feels like I'd be I don't know I don't know like you get what I'm saying like it just feels like it would um like If somebody bocked me on the head, I'd feel like I'd be more nervous. Would it just freak you out to realize that your brain is realizing it's looking at itself more than your face is looking at? Probably. Yeah, that that would freak me out. Yeah. Yeah. Like I don't know. There's something about it. I don't I think I would have an

1:11:08 existential crisis if I could see my brain. Like, yo, you take everything but my and my and my, you know, my head. I roboticize it. I don't give a But like I don't know. The idea the idea of like just seeing that it just I don't know. freaks me out about it. No, shut up, Mr. Oh, never mind. You know, I never understood why you would even bother installing pain receptors. Kind of comes off as an intentional design flaw, if you ask me. Don't you criticize my methods like you understand the neural system. Pain is imperative to recognize when you are in peril. to give the human mind. Oh my god. So, contextually speaking,

1:11:54 how [ __ ] are you? Lime colored son of a [ __ ] It's going to take me at least two hours to program a new hand. No, wait. I'm right-handed. 3 hours? You probates? What have I ever done to you? Pretty sure you vaporized half a recently. That was an hour ago. Semantics. Stop. I'm sorry I'm late. The time machine's a little imprecise in terms of hours. And what the hell is that thing? Trunks. What are you doing here? That's a girl's name. Wait, isn't that the name of your kid? Well, you tried to imply that this wannabe Super Saiyan from the future is my son. He's like, "Holy crap, it makes sense."

1:12:41 But seriously, what is that? That's the android. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Uh, what now? Yes, I am. You stay out of this. Wait, so you're saying that that's not the android that kills us? No, I don't even But you said two androids, right? And we've been fighting, too. Yes, I said two, but that's not one of them. Why didn't you tell us what they looked like then? I only ever met the two. Well, look at that. So did we. Hey guys. And now the woman's here. Mama, no. Did she bring me? [Applause] Okay. Yep. Yeah. Yep. Damn.

1:13:27 Is is is Trunks. Is Trunks just going to disappear now? Like Oh my god. That sounds dirty. Oh my god. I love that they just did a bunch of anime special effects. I'm Eric. [Music] And I'm Son Goku. Oh, wow. Pretty sure it was about to be a wish there. Oh god, the baby. There you are. A Don't worry, Trunky. It was just an explosion. You'll get used to those. Those happen a lot around mommy. I could have sworn I saw somebody else in the car with you. H Hey, Ed. Oh, yeah. What is it, Corin?

1:14:14 Why don't you go about the game? I forgot he wasn't the same. Why not? What's the worst that could happen? I got to rock up my butt. Before Oh, you've got to be kidding me. He got away again and not a nut or bolt to be found. Not that you had any nuts to begin with. Look, I don't mean to tell you how to be a father, but why didn't you try and save your wife and son? My what? And my son? Wait, you mean you two never got married? What is that? Some kind of food? No, just listen. Love each other. Oh, wow. I'm justing with you. My god, who doesn't know what marriage is? Also, love each other. Making a lot of assumptions here. Damn. Wow. I thought you guys were fighting

1:15:00 androids. Why was Dr. JRo here? [Music] Who that? Scientist Red Army. Adequate with robotics. Oh, adequate. Only Bulma gets to say adequate. Youing failure. Hold on a second. I You told us two androids May 12th, 10:00 a.m. South City. Well, 9 miles off of And what happens? We waste our time on the wrong [ __ ] androids. Look, I was How old is that baby? About 10 months. 10 months old at the time. How about next time you come back to give someone a heads up, you give them a goddamn photo. Just listen. I think traveling back in time may have caused a butterfly effect. The androids that kill you in

1:15:47 the future could still appear. I don't give a [ __ ] about butterflies. With all this time we've wasted, Dr. Shirro has probably made it back to his lab already. And God only knows where that is. I know where that is. You do? You do? Why didn't you tell me? Because this never came up before. No, I meant in the future. Never mind. How do you know? All scientists know where the scientist's labs are. Dr. Willow. Who? Long story. Last time I checked, JRo had a secret lab right outside North City. Well, then it's time for Godamn too. Yeah, not not very secret at all. You can't just take off on your own. Are you giving me orders? No, I'm trying to help you. Well, I'm sorry, but I don't listen to

1:16:33 bastards. Wow, that's actually a really cold line. That's messed up. Yeah, you're a good kid. Like, I feel like I just got to say that. Stop him. Dad, wait. Wait, Dad. Oh, yeah. By the way, that kid's your son. No, I'm telling you now. Damage already done. Oh wow. He grows up to be a cutie. And oh my god, I solicited my son for sex. Tell me. Because it's hilarious. You just learned about it. It is hilarious. Anyway, Gohan, I think Bulma and the baby need to go home. We do. You do?

1:17:19 Well, it would be nice to check in on my dad. Actually, I kind of need a ride, too. But actually, I'd like you to take me home first. But you stop worrying, Gohan. I'm sure Goku is fine. Oh my god. Don't worry. Happy. All right. Made a miscalculation. A couple miscalculations. Lost an android and a hand. And I think my brain case is loose. But there's no way they could follow me. And none of them know where to find my lab. Huh. That's funny. They're all flying right toward my Oh, find me in the Alps. No, there's no way they could have secured the location of my secret lab unless

1:18:05 they know a scientist like Willow or Frap or any of the breathing [ __ ] Your father, huh? Yeah. You never talk about dad. What was he like? He was a loner. Had a lot of trouble making friends. very abrasive. Am I a lot like him? You have his gender, dude. Yeah, that's cuz you were my goard. And you stop following me around and start searching these mountains. I'm trying to save your life if you just stop and listen to me. The hell do you care? Oh, come on. We both know I'm your son. And are you as disappointed as I am?

1:18:51 God damn, bro. He is going in. I mean to be clear I wouldn't not this aggressively but Vegeta wasn't told to to Trunks. Yeah, he was not he was not nice to Trump for safety. Oh, thank you saw Trunks as competition. I don't know. I mean in theory his son did go Super Saiyan before he did you know from a technical perspective and an age. No, but it's also Trunks has a much more relaxed, nice personality cuz Gohan was the was the only one left to teach him how to do anything, sir. In the future, he described. Yeah, shut the up. He already said that when he introduced himself and said everybody but Gohan died. Well, you know, this isn't spoilers. Me and Tion

1:19:37 smoke too much. You can't expect us to remember things. Okay, come on. Like, wow, I can't believe you like that. Yeah, that's rude. Yeah, Jesus. You think Boom remembered too? Anyway, I don't even know where I'm at right now. This is me running into him. Oh yo. Oh my god. Holy crap. Lucky you. Wow. Yes, it's back. Ah, there's no place like home. And the only person who even got close to Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Would that would he not have have had the Krillin owned thing in the dead zone because it

1:20:23 hadn't started yet? It might have. Or maybe that was the premise. That would have been the original Krillin owned. Yeah, I found Dr. JRo and his lab. I found Dr. JRo's lab. Inconceivable. How are you all? I don't know what I was expecting. Please, if you wouldn't mind waiting for a moment, uh, Deian, I have something I'd like to show you. Wait. Oh, no. Oh, crap. It's the androids. I literally can't believe that worked. I also think 17 and 18. I should measure my choices. I can't be too careful with it. Piccolo, over here. I found Jerome's lab.

1:21:10 A my rest. Caution to the windb. Damn the forehead on that thing. Yeah, I never realized. Well, that's you. I'm just messing with you, man. He was in the army. He'd be saluting from the back. It is. Good morning, Android 17. Man, according to my database, it's been a while since you last turned us off. You mean since you tried to destroy me? Yeah, Doc. And I'm real broken up about that. It's just every time you talked, all I heard was kill me, kill me, kill me. Were they this sassy in the show? I

1:21:56 think it's gone now, though. Yeah, they're pretty turned off and on again. H how about that? You going to wake my sister up, too? Indeed. I require both of your assistance. Wow. Must have gotten yourself in some [ __ ] Here, let me get on. Ah, now my [Music] Hello, Dr. Jerro. How are I already did it? You dick. We were supposed to do that together. I know, but I couldn't help myself. Whatever. What do you want? Well, son Goku's I had such a cartoon crush on her when I was a kid at our door. Ah, my other wrist. Jesus. Use

1:22:41 your shoulder. After a bit of incident earlier today, I lost Android 19 and my Wait a sec. You built another android. Wait, wait, wait. Was it that fat clown thing? I thought that was a joke. Well, clearly it was. It's dead. And so are we if you don't. Damn. Are you an android? Holy [ __ ] You're an android. How did you even do that? I took my brain out and put it into this body. How? I Huh? How did I do that? Uh, yeah. I always kind of wonder that, too. Out of some kind of metal. So, we haven't. Must be cuz you're late. Only because of this brat's constant back chat. Because you flew 200 miles past

1:23:27 North City. And I'm about to put my hand 200 m upside your head. Jesus, they're loud. Great. And now Vegeta's here. 17 18. You two are charged with eliminating them. You know, I'll get right on that. But first, we got to talk about these trust issues because I get this strange feeling that after we kill them, you're just going to turn us off again. And I don't even know how. Why, with this remote, of course. Oh, you mean this remote? But you see, that's just the decoy remote. I wouldn't show you the real thing. But uh I do need that remote back. It was my mother's. Oh, don't you worry. I'mma hold on to it real tight.

1:24:14 Whoops. Did your hand just malfunction, bro? Think it did, sis. Enough of this. I'm sick of standing around. No, we can't do this without Goku. Why? It's a goddamn door. That's not what I Well, that worked. This guy was a sick action shot. Uhhuh. All right. So, where are the real androids? That's them. Wow. You are just the Grand Central Station of disappointment, aren't you? How are these people friends with you? Making a lot of assumptions right now.

1:25:00 A hot mess of these guys over here. And you need to get rid of him. I don't know. We might need some help. Oh, what's this? Your secret project? No,

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