We Binged Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Frieza Saga

0:00 we binged every single episode of Dragon Ball Zia Bridge from the Frieza Saga and it was insane if you like videos like this be sure to get this video to 5,000 likes and subscribe so you don't miss our future uploads boom's never seen DBZ that's true I we have discussed well the doctors say I should be that is massive YouTube what is going on over here dude what why are they why is the font size 400% I say we leave it with the crush legs see I I for some reason I thought you were talking about the body cast that he's in and the brain damage oh

0:48 hey yo my man in a full ass sarcophagus damn what but yeah his body was messed up are already here not all of them oh my God dude I love how disturbingly creepy they have made Mr Popo in this is he like is he a good guy yes he's not he's not creepy in the show like this is the one thing that he's not made to be creepy he's creepy looking but like he's not he's not this nice he's really he has been protecting the Earth for as long as the Earth is like existed pretty much oh okay cool Mr Popo is the homie yay I made it to the top now I can train with and they've just made him like this powerful being on the

1:35 I appreciate the Unsolved Mysteries [Laughter] dramatization I love that he was just feeding Birds oh my god oh man [Music] appear took us a while we had to go through some alternative treatment oh really what did you use something I

2:21 found under the sink I think it was Clorox or something what oh god it's fine it'll be fun bye oh you oh my who are you anyway that's Mr Poo he lives up on the lookout with commi did that cat just talk everyone listen up if you want to get those other useless maggots back you mean you can get our friends back shut up magget yes sir as I was saying the only hope to get your friends back is to use the dragon balls on Kam's Home Planet Namek Namek that's not a planet I've ever heard of oh look at that a woman who doesn't know any better what are the odds to be fair Mr Popo until recently I've never heard

3:06 that planet either oh that a woman who doesn't know any better right into yo this man trying to get hit I'm the only one who knows where Kam's Old Ship is and the only one with the transport Magic Carpet this is a carpet made for two Noe well I think the only way to Philly decide on this is to have a democratic vote Bulma Bulma Bulma my God okay oh we don't need your help I've got right here a remote control to one of the crash San ships all I have to do is put in these coordinates don't think that's going to well well well look who just ran out of options damn it balma stop being such

3:51 a scaredy cat and get on the carpet with a scary Genie a scary Genie I swear to God if anything happens to me while I'm gone I'm kicking is it krillin's fault Krillin all right are can we get a pause real quick it's funny because like in the last comments people were like yo put respect respect on krillin's name and I've never heard anyone ever say they respect Krillin I've never even heard anyone say they like Krillin so like I have I have no context of course so I have I I feel no way about him because I don't really care quite yet um but yeah I I don't know I just found that super odd because like literally all my friends when I was growing up that did watch the show like bagged on him all the time everybody

4:38 does the problem is stand by it there's a pocket of Krillin fans who have found one another so they they roll as a pack so they attack you know what I mean they're trying to make him seem more important than he is okay le cool character but strong human yeah like I like Krillin but he's definitely like arguably one of the like meh characters out of DBZ there's way better characters like all throughout the series like Yamcha don't you dare yamcha's way worse see see but looked cooler I didn't mean to open this can I'm sorry Yamcha looks cool he had a cool attack but he's weak as so he sucks fist H man like fist wait

5:23 a sec how did we make it here so fast he's like Goku but not like a turd but wearing a really 10,000 miles the soul what the G but if you can make it to the other side of the planet so fast why didn't you help Goku get to the Sans when he arrived on Earth I was preoccupied Mr Popo I need your carpet to get to my friends as quickly as possible making toast oh fine nus hey we already know the packing order okay butter and toast here it is C you know got get yourf I know fits doesn't it now get in but how do we what oh wow that's not the password

6:11 hey it can be closes it too poo no it just knows better welcome to my God we're so far into space all right I just want to I just want to tell boom what the actual password was dud okay the actual password is Piccolo Piccolo's name was the password I don't even know how you remember that how on Earth that do you remember that is such an obscure thing to remember no no no no because I want you to imagine Popo's voice here and him going bolo and it just burned into my memory him doing that no just you're just weird it's that burned it just burned into my memories in in h man's defense he does way less

6:57 drugs than probably any of us yeah true like like the pecking order is probably hman me and then whatever ravenous fog YouTube through like finally save our friends speaking ofic this [Laughter] is and we just a couple of seconds we'll be at nam in no time and even better popo can be our pilot oh dear God oh God but why aren't you I was going to do it myself why would I need you see you when you get back except this season you what do you think you means by

7:43 [Laughter] that anywhere actually mom he's like [ __ ] you [ __ ] as I said my little boy isn't going anywhere oh she looks man she is terrifying yeah she's very terrifying I am your mother and as your mother you will listen to me and you will do as I say but that's not is baby in you for 9 months with a man who literally thought you had cinnabuns hidden in your shirt now you are going to lay in this hospital bed like a normal boy and then you're going right back to your Advanced trick classes and that is a last we will sh your [ __ ] face oh my God oh my God

8:30 I'll be going to nek now you best you don't go to n sorry with that Bulma got to work on the ship to prepare it for their travel the difference between chii from Gohan to Goten is hilarious but all I can get it to do is translate the Nan into another language I don't understand and in 10 days the remaining Warriors will recovered and ready to set out to NC so you sure this thing's ready to fly yep I've gotten everything worked out well except for one thing we couldn't fix the translator for the [Laughter]

9:19 toilet hey Gohan how are you oh my god what you look like compromise compromises were made so he can go to why CL sh heads we' got to get going I love that they did a three St right there don't make any with any questionable strangers that includes you Krillin where do I put my stuff sit down STP in and shut up all right I forgot that they cut Gohan's hair absolutely terribly you had a cut I know know what they say it was the 90s were made so he could go to namic what kind of compromises that haircut

10:05 well damic we go tanic I'm actually [Laughter] like I'm actually super hyped for the N like I a lot of people Frieza Saga is like their favorite Saga I can see why s Saga hands down cell Saga is also fire I didn't see an issue with the 400% uh subtitles right yo Death Star so Frieza sent you to follow us huh looks like he wasn't satisfied with just our planet wow the hell is Frieza shut up no way let you people live I mean to be fair I also

10:50 have that question but our families funny enough I think this is filler to crimes against our people okay seriously we have no idea what he sentence you to death what isn't that a little men ready your blasters wow this escalated quickly yo these space powers are game fire what uh what God priest's men are stronger than we thought everyone take your cyanide tablets I told you know I have no idea what is happening this is amazing Krillin can I open my eyes now dude Krillin defeated all of

11:36 them single-handedly but I can't see get back I've never seen that episode whatever that was before I've yeah I've never seen that bit of filler either wait what yeah that's that definitely is not in like Cannon I don't think at Le sure maybe it is but I don't think [Music] so that was krillin's actual Victory right there I'm so proud they had to literally make filler to make him matter 2 for two weeks now starting to feel very P up not just for being trapped on the ship oh this is funny from Bulma walking around in nothing but her underwear this tension but I've had no

12:22 alone time as the toilet keeps screaming at me to BL krin are you saying something nothing godamn huh you guys you wouldn't believe Planet wait how the hell do you know it's Planet n so boom that they they uh they did like um special mental training on like the the trip there and that's why that's that's how they that's why he looked all weird like oh okay yeah it's cuz they were doing mental training so like I'm just like that's how they kind of got stronger in preparation for for this you remember so many small details I am blown like I'm just impress we need

13:07 him yeah our little's little encyclopedia like I've watched Dragon Ball Z like fully through probably at least four or five times in my life and I've played every game and like every DBZ game it is always the same it is a fighting game it is a blasty game and you play through the story like it's just it's all it is so I I have consumed the story of Dragon Ball Z more times than I could possibly count and H man's just spitting facts that I didn't even know existed still remembers like you probably done it more than me too yeah encyclopedia H manat Bel what's up seat belts I love that there's a neon sign for Planet hey look oh fake Planet namk oh my god

13:54 dude see this is why women shouldn't drive damn Andrew T damn he's bald too it fits perfectly oh Gohan what color is your gu uh you sure they're okay they've been out for a long time of course I'm sure they're okay now just follow a plan yeah this is definitely also filler have a plan stupid to take that ship get off this stupid rock oh crap they waking up act natural act natural oh hi hi welcome to n totally to the namas Oh you mean nans yeah those guys that's us so uh what brings you to like our planet B is nam well we're here to search for the

14:41 Dragon Balls yeah that's disgusting V I think they mean the ones that grant wishes oh yeah we totally have those the wish granting balls oh well if you wouldn't mind helping us look for oh yeah we'll help you find the ball Dragons Dragon Balls yeah that's f Zach what we should totally helps them find them and Ze take them and make our f for ourselves uh ours don't actually Grant any wishes I think we made that up did we make that up but no that makes that up well CU like you told me I'm so confused mind that we wanted their ship so we could get off this planet that's that's no that's just no we never do that dude

15:29 these two seem off to you I like them oh of course you do Dragon [Music] Balls oh yeah he landed here a few days ago he was pretty messed up I'll tell you what but what happened to his partner well that's the screwed up part they say he killed his partner GH still every day really go Snapp stupid sna doctors scientists now inject this man with some science delicious magical science science out of here got to get the mic got to get the dragon balls

16:16 [Laughter] got his heart rocket is skyting uh don't you be his his heart rock isy a doctor not an English teacher good to see you're awake Vegeta we have to apologize though we couldn't save your tale it's all right I can live without it if you call that living you'd walk around a shell of your former self everyone calling you a tailess freak you know I could kill all of you and Frieza wouldn't care yeah but that still wouldn't get your tail back tell me something which is your favorite internal organ what an odd

17:03 question I had to no I guess I would have to say my liver you know it's the simple things in life speaking of simple what is it que where are you off to in such a hurry off to plow your mother shows I forgot about this character reproduce a sexually gross out of my way of toic are we come again we heard about the Dragon Balls we know the neans made them and Frieza is way ahead of you but how the scouter was on the entire time that's impossible my transmitter was off the entire time who scouter was God damn

17:49 [Laughter] it wow you guys we've already found two Dragon Balls wow this usually takes us like months that's because you're on the planet namk everything's better up here you should totally stay here forever let take your ship what oh look it's another Dragon Ball in the leg you should go get it try oh come on dude but are you chicken don't you want to have the awesome adventures on the planet namic with dragon balls and awesome musical montage what musical montage I'm so confused as

18:37 to what is going on well they're collecting the dragon balls but this is like this is not namic why is there Dragon Ball don't ask don't ask the questions we are here for the wish we are here to collect the Dragon Balls I've been meaning to ask you guys where are all the other neans oh they around don't even pretend you didn't see them yeah we pass him like three times didn't you see Steve he waved not this Steve yeah don't do that yeah social phobia guys we only have one phob then we can wish back our friends what no we can't let you do that yeah we what see if we can't let you have the dragon balls they all Dragon Balls we will text them if you make our V for ourselves and

19:23 then you can suck our three foot long SP stuckers wow what wow it's funny because Fang means penis wait a minute my kids don't have penises he's like wait a goddamn second what what are you talking about of course we do uh actually I uh read their minds and I don't think we do you guys aren't NE at all oh look what you've done Zach why you have to go and mess this up blow our cover okay I did not do that did I do that but you must have without anything that stupid well there was that one time when you got M of those two guys who just wanted to play a children's card game and you made us chase after them then we ended up crashing here on this planet why you

20:09 have to bring that up open those wounds you know that screw just summon the tentacle monsters oh all right um tentacle monsters here okay I think that did it now you deal with tentacles of the I'm I'm just taking it in man wor I'll protect you I'm I'm just as lost as you are bro well this became HTI whoa Dragon Ball on the next B tentacles is is is he dead was he just imagining this the entire time was this [Laughter]

20:55 just oh uh hell must be a member of team fourstar or maybe the person who voices Krillin I don't I've got to stop editing so late oh it's their editor respect I know that feeling I'll say so I think I think what it was cuz H was talking about that mental training cuz Krillin like woke up I think that's what it was I think it was a simulation he was doing mental training and that was I I I I mean that might have also been filler that they want to include cuz it was funny yeah I have no idea and so they just ended it in a funny way cuz it was just unattached filler mhm also um Vegeta's tail is supposed to

21:42 grow back and it's just sort of a plot hole that it never does without explanation oh is it I didn't know that yeah when he gets out of the Pod they're like oh we couldn't we couldn't heal your tail and he's like oh don't worry it'll regrow or it'll grow back because the only reason um the only reason Goku's never did was cuz they magically took it off and that's why you know Gohan does get his tail back so like it his tail was supposed to grow back but then it never does cuz I think the writer just for I know like I don't remember literally any of this what are where where are you getting this information from it's the show nothing that we have seen has has has told you that

22:29 well the original show what was the last time you watched the original um it was long enough ago I don't remember I have terrible news someone has attacked the planet this is very serious I must put on my War face yours needs work God damn it dude well I mean on a positive side I think it's safe to say that we we should be at damic in this next episode 731 grueling Galactic weeks of travel or one month if you never watch men it's green it is green you

23:16 called it have finally arrived on planet namk where the sky is green the grass is blue and it's boring as Gohan check it out blue grass that would be pretty dop music is shut up you're really sheltered aren't you I an entire book about Peach farming on the way here you tell me farming well hey we're on to do his homework got the dragon radar right here we're already picking up four dragon balls see now we just have to find them wish our friends back and head on home hey Krillin is that a saian ship I think s [Music] Vegeta

24:06 the dude the cuts from like uh uh to the intro or whatever I think may be like my favorite parts of the show honestly they they do handle the intro always like [Music] hit she still ah good to be back at 100% again he still still screaming just got here this planet's already annoying me wait a minute is that que yo my man's got pipes well I better go take oh God done K yeah I'm good hey

24:51 what's that over there in the name of Frieza we demand that you stop wait I heard that name before all right stay where you are shoot you don't you mean or we'll shoot you we know what we said huh well there goes our ship what theing hell damn man you couldn't hit the broadside of a space Barn yeah well that's only because I'm too busy hitting the broadside of your mom St my got oh yo the tag team the combo baby let's go washed up godam got him yeah Primal this like trying to bond I

25:36 can't that's not fair that messed up the true own is 10 it's like pitch black only diesel is a total [ __ ] the open hey look a cave did he actually wear this hat I don't remember this I think so yeah the uh who knows maybe fin so really Krillin brought in the uh ych popularity of trucker hats then huh think so you feel that they just did y like that well they destroyed the toilet so I guess I'll just use a busher oh my god get in the cave yo they making this intense what Krillin they have the Dragon Balls

26:25 yes Gohan I noticed did you feel their power level they were strong as Vegeta yes Gohan I noticed but that one guy the there's no way he wore that hat in this it just does not seem like it fit his head I notic on the right side I no longer have to pee anymore let oh no hey been there f 10 minutes later it's all right was yourself up there's no shame in it took you long enough we're going after those Dragon Balls well what we may be outmatched but we didn't come this far just to give up what the hecken you also don't have a ship I mean something I should have taken care of a month ago I don't get it come on go P the stay here back we may need backup stay close

27:15 Gohan well I guess I better you know I will say for like an older show I know this is like a parody and whatever right but like for an older show like the action sequences are like still really well animated right like it never feels like DB holds up I think like it has pacing issues for sure which hold up a little like worse than others but like the visuals of DBZ I feel like hold up really well especially from the Frieza Saga on like I know it's silly but it's still like really satisfying like seeing them move and fight and everything the animation's solid it is beautiful oh God how much did he pee okay I'm Too Sexy are areer you just make up I'm not wearing pants

28:02 what and not only is Vegeta on the plan the someone else is there even stronger than him so in short sh be whack yo Shel Wile I can't do anything until I'm fully healed though if only there were a way hey there I thought I just drop in with these magical senu all wounds and restore your stamina is this real this real magical beans Goku ooh sweet siy magic it truly was like poey what yeah so it is instant okay yes it is and a magical cat is the one who Farms them yeah by the way taking the beans Krillin but why bulus well I need a ship

28:51 and Bulma dad's a scientist I'm not even going to begin to go into what is wrong with that and just wish you good luck Nimbus later guys Nimbus Nim oh god oh crap oh Jesus I'm okay oh there he is this is what happens in Skyward Sword when you take too long to call your bird hello there Vegeta fancy meeting you here so you followed me sure took your sweet time well I could have gotten here sooner but I stopped on my way to plow your mother my mother is dead I know damn you know I'm having

29:36 remembering que what's your power level you would forget 18,000 same as yours Vegeta funny that see I just read my official saian handbook right here when a Saiyan is beaten to near death their power level increases immensely well I don't see what that has to do with anything and while I I was down on Earth okay by that reasoning like not to interrupt this but by that reasoning does that mean like Goku just got like a whole lot stronger because he was just in the hospital figured out the basic formula of the show get your ass beat get stronger get your ass specifically the Saiyan race so like it's it's something that the San specifically Yamcha doesn't get this Ben doesn't either this is like

30:23 with or without the tail as well right like okay the tail doesn't harness the as the more you get your [ __ ] Rock the stronger you will become when you H so anytime you see Gohan Goku or Vegeta get beat up then next time you see them they will be stronger yeah okay okay as long as they survive you know obviously if they die it's a different story well yeah they need to recover they just come back really really stronger when when they were wished back or whatever a lowlevel warrior his half braid son a [ __ ] and an obese man of a sword I lost outright why are you telling me this you never tell anyone this easy because I know you'll never tell anybody que what happened to his Google class thing oh there it is again yeah oh

31:10 my I they needed they needed footage oh God no they needed footage because in the show he like yeets him immediately because I know you'll never tell any my bad I don't know why it skipped his head like that I hate you why would I he he got he got deleted really quick that instanty I seem to have gone off prematurely well hell look like Vegeta just took out que fish face bastard wait which one was K you remember purple guy e Vegeta going to have to be a little more specific reproduce a sexually oh him e you know I wouldn't have minded so much if he wasn't all up in my face about it I can only swallow so much

31:58 will you too attention oh my godie British well you might be able to find a way to make them ooh that' be fun is is he like a bond villain a new evil has revealed it it does kind of sound like that though are these mysterious enemies and do Gohan and Krillin stand a chance because of the I assume the planet would actually be green right now zabon Doria Frieza and oh my I know wait [Laughter] what all right now that you have arrived on my planet we will begin your training 10 two 20 laps around the planet Piccolo go to hell and meditate keep doing that

32:44 Y what is it King I'm ready for anything watch my car e like in that movie wax on oh wax off yeah go wax off yo I love this so much like I it's been I used to watch DBZ like quite frequently when I was younger but I haven't seen it in so long that even though it's obviously drastically different there's like I I don't know man it's like a weird it's a weirdly good reminder of what happened but in a comedic right right yeah aan you got some power up going on your hair right there he's trying to go super saian keep your power level down well I'm trying but I can't seem to get it as low as yours [Laughter]

33:30 yeah like me hey Krillin look the Dragon Balls wa those things are huge ACDC be damned are I if you remember the dragon balls were way smaller on earth look like a total yeah so what's the deal with that like do they grow as as you you'll find out later okay that's actual plot it is plot it's plot it's PL I respect the size of their ball eventually you will you will learn of the big balls in their power a freaky Ali genotype what you think I meant oh yeah he's never seen Dragon Ball Z derogatory term for homosexual that thing's a guy I don't even know who he was referring to same like all of the Frieza force or

34:15 whatever the hell they're called are like so like we making the Frieza joke cuz everybody thought Frieza was a woman for the longest time oh really I mean frieza's if I'm not mistaken is played by a woman like voice actor wise I think yeah they purposely gave Goku in the sub is voiced as a woman it's abysmal you watch Dragon Ball Z and dub Dragon Ball Z is one of those series you watch it in dub so is that a hot take or I think vast vast majority DBZ is like known as one of the best dubs yeah okay interesting the sub's not bad it's just Goku's voice actor it's like watching One Piece in dub and hearing Luffy allow us to ourselves my name is Frieza and

35:01 we're a traveling improv group here let me give you a demonstration my men shall play a group of drunken Sailors and Y A bunch of baby seals and go and damn all right wow what do you want from us why are you slaughtering our people didn't even give them a location or a topic I was just in the area and I thought this would be a delightful place for a summer home what the [ __ ] do you think I'm here for trees two or three more two or three more two or three more good job on see why can't you be more like him Doria sorry just listening to the space duck what a majestic

35:47 creature is that what broken Dragon Ball we don't have it you know I'd be inclined to believe you if the last Village Elder didn't say the exact same thing until we killed everyone and tortured the information out of him of course it's the darest thing too you're beginning to remind me a lot of him oh sh please do not be upset oh I don't get upset I have people to do that for me dor with gusto gust I like the voice they went with for Doria same yo is this man about to pop off like we about to get some seriousness here stop right

36:35 there oh look baby seals we're here to stop this senseless Slaughter of our people 92 this has gone on for too long and now you're going to pay 355 we are we what are you no go on continue don't mind me and we are the ones who will stop you o wow 419 that's what the hell are you doing oh sorry it's a little hobby of mine I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often so I started making a mental list of how many times I've heard certain my God shut up that would actually be really funny bastard 190 yeah we're going

37:20 to your face wow oh my 12 the B get the command get [Applause] him Ken we have to help them Gohan we need to stick shut the up and stay down plan keep quacking over and over and we're still alive sir they seem to be stronger than we thought those space Ducks they can hide their little power levels kind of killing our guys oh we have more G things back at the ship it's not like we're losing anything valuable

38:06 oh my god wow damn now you can no longer find our Villages Doria kill them okay come on bring it three of us and one of you man you must sucking math even worse than me what do you mean what there's only two of you that's not [Music] right please right after yo he just doned that manku what everyone else calls me what's that mil I have no idea what it means it's just the cutest little name well

38:51 you are quite the Mir honey now what are you doing out of the kitchen oh my mistake I forgot this was swe kissing not talking bro how God damn is this the [ __ ] that's how you get told me to start on it while you were in the hospital in case anything went wrong Krillin Krillin look good thing is it's almost all done Krill this is just the best day ever and we go right back to this like I'm miscounted I must be having an off day Bravo Doria now seeing as we have no one left to threaten you with oh wait what are those adorable little things over there you wouldn't they're just

39:40 though I could just pinch their little heads off are you going to make me do that because at this point I could go both ways as could I Lord freza fine here take the ball and leave us be say Gohan he's handing over the Dragon Ball now no one else has to die oh just one more question could you point us in the direction of the next Village you seem to have destroyed our scouters that wasn't part of our deal and 500 theia show them what they want y yo I forgot he did that yeah I didn't remember he did that happy thoughts Gohan happy thoughts you you

40:26 killed my son yeah said the words of Michael Jordan kids faor oh oh my go this guy is epic oh and while you're at it could you yo I forgot about this dude I really do love kids they don't leave much of a mess breathe Gohan you're a leaf a leaf in a c stream the stream the stream oh yeah let's go go hit by a b cut what was that I believe that was the space

41:12 duck this [ __ ] is awesome this is the best episode so far there's no button like that I never even considered that are you sure it'd be really nice to wake up in the morning push a button and have muffins honestly that is true wink wink it the original muffin button wink wink so is it ready to take off then Dr briefs goodness no I still have to install the cappuccino machine but but I don't even drink coffee it's not coffee Goku it's cappuccino and it's delicious I need to grab the pots from my shop make sure not to touch anything like the gravity controls or the he's going to touch them the star

41:57 button don't touch the start button I'll be right back he touch it I wonder if this is the button it was he looking for the muffin button again he touched it he's blasted himself off into space yo that cat is still hanging on for dear life sweetie I do not see a sandwich with that beer damn that is wow damn yeah oh oh wait wait where we going here is he going to fly into the sun smell like they're almost done those muin he was he was trying to he thought it was a muffin button that is actually insane muffin butt well no I think no no

42:45 I think he was on top of the spaceship I think he was cooking muffins yeah he was cooking Muffins with the sun yeah we may have messed up a little bit we watched episode 16 before 15 sorry about that so we're doing 15 now I don't know how I messed that up I like mixed them up somehow I don't get it it does explain why we were so confused with a dor thing I know I was like where did dor go hi Dr briefs Goku what have you done you flashed it off we probably going have to put something at the beginning of that video too set the coordinates for Nam but you you I love he's holding the muffin muffin butt the muffin button muffin button then where did I get this muffin what wishing very he it into existence you do don't fool with the gravity controls it goes up to

43:32 100 times Earth's normal gravity oh my God what you're saying is if I turn up the gravity then I can get stronger no what I'm saying is it will crush your bones the detrimental effects could be catastrophic you may never walk again for now going to train byebye Goku wait I like his mustach should be fine so simple and also if if there are any end parts where they say that the full video is on their website we we have check they're not there anymore so unfortunately we only have what's available on YouTube to to check out mhm it should change though once we once

44:18 we get to the point where it's YouTube and YouTube extended the time frame that shouldn't happen anymore which I don't know how far off it is but I can't imagine it's much longer yeah little bastards just hit me out of nowhere oh trust me I know what it's like to take a hard run to the face good to see you're still conscious Doria oh and just so you know it's not a big deal or anything you might want to get right onto this one but they're getting away you fat bastard not going to lie not your brightest move I got a bad feeling for dor guys yeah same I don't know our he's going to die or something M there's no way he should be able to catch up well what goes wrong there's always room for air there's always room for

45:04 air no you don't oh dendy what do you think dor is doing up there we're talking about one of my finest soldiers there's no way that they'll Escape doria's grasp God damn it what if they have any tricks the moon come now Zaron we both know Doria would never let them out of sight FL God damn it we have to got flashbang down yo they're cutting they are making this so great with the [Music] [Laughter] this poor

45:49 Doria up bubblegum Vegeta you got some serious balls to get to drop on me fck you should mention that I just happen to be looking for a set well look at you veggie all grown up and out on your own trying to move up in the world and look at you packing away more bacon than horel very damn you won't be laughing when Frieza finds your scrun ass so how about I make you a deal you hand over that pretty red scouter and maybe I won't point freza in the right direction Oh you mean this scouter that's right well I'd be inclined to give it to you but you see there's a problem with it and what with that be it's damn you

46:35 foolen the this man not quite see while I was on Earth I learned a new trick I can sense energy how the hell did you do that wait a minute get it now little bastards I were chasing worldlings you sent them to lure me away from Frieza I'm sorry but at this point all I hear is hit me Vegeta please kill me God this makes me look little prick dude that is an insane power Daisy oh yo Daisy any last words rip this man's arms off pink potato head wait I can tell you what really happened to your planet you mean that Frieza blew it up no that Frieza blew it up what

47:21 really should have told keep off the Twitter don't kill me I you don't kill me look at you Toria you're always so damn proud and now here you are crying like a woman I am a woman what I said I am a woman what well good thing I was there to get us out of that one what really I don't I don't know if that's true but maybe I'm honestly not I don't remember I don't know and yes we all learn when we are children you know you should probably stick with us considering it is either that or going

48:07 back to meet the same fate as my brother and father I am weighing my options I like you I'm going to call you little green my name is dende come on little green let's go introduce you to Bulma and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet before Frieza blew it up he tends to do that also so now you know the truth Vegeta yes I do and now I'm going to start repressing the truth and the first step is killing you wait you and I we could team up against Frieza rule the universe as husband and wife repressing in five four repressing three the dorya does have some Ursula

48:54 Vibes I will say that damn shees okay yo that didn't even seem difficult I know and and we're over here thinking that why does it feel on screen he's just going through therapy every time he is on screen he is literally going through the steps of theer like it's like he's literally going through constant amounts of therapy the the actual story of Dragon Ball Z is is Vegeta's anger management therapy like no it's not the themes of the show is explody things and Goku get strong and save save world big expl don't you touch my Bulma I'm pretty sure that Dragon Ball Z is not a metaphor for

49:43 therapy I do not think I want to go in there don't worry that's just Bulma tell in the comments below is this all metaphor for therapy SS needy hey Bulma open up it sounds needy well if it is a Super Soaker himself what happened got tired of abandoning me and found something else to abandon Bulma you're scaring little green I am still weighing my options oh by the way my dad called earlier he says Goku's on his way here and he'll be here in six days well good thing I took life insurance policy he's going to be come with food things on that person's chest what are they oh Bulma Lo are breath they look lovely I wish to Nestle

50:29 between them damn you are just adorable oh my God yeah there are there are no like females on we have this all under control Lord freeer I wish to enter oh pardon me I have to take this Tata what is it Zaron well sir the Scout has reported back good so Doria has eliminated those pests then o well that's about it it turns out she's dead [Music] [Laughter] the oh my God that was glorious that was so good now the for start training does he have more muffins music to train to oh

51:16 no see [Music] here oh my [Music] if you're watching episode 16 guess what we're dumb and we accidentally watched this before episode 15 so when we're confused about dori's offscreen death you'll understand why oh no these people are about to be hey look a visitor oh God boy we love visitors is it about to be Dragon Ball g for genocide hello good fellow Welcome to our fine Village you look like you're around here you have to be careful word Through the Grapevine has it that some unruly characters oh yeah he he's going to kill

52:03 everybody and he's about to destroy this place by the way would you like to see our Dragon Ball it's our prized possession sacred on this planet yeah so what brings you to our village dude that smirk oh God oh God oh God yo yo that wasn't even like funny dude that was intimidating these people are so dead let you go die woo I love that I just can't wait to see like what this mod do guy oh god well I told you Dragon Ball g now I'm I kill que I find Doria I kill dor I find this Dragon Ball I take this Dragon Ball

52:51 let's see what else I can find throw sweet crap did just for safe uh yeah but maybe we shouldn't man Vegeta just ended that Village is it going to like unfur into like a dinosaur something to kill him either they didn't even put up a fight what I oh cpes Hey listen they may be dead now but they've all gone to a better place heaven where everyone has their own little house and everything is wonderful and we all get along and there's puppies and kitties and this sounds totally Asin it totally is hey guys I think I might have an idea all seven dragon balls right so what if we just found one and hid it

53:36 away then neither of them could make their wish hey good idea but we also need someone who can help us out little green D do you know anyone on this planet who might be able to do that I know of one person he is called the leader of our people the eldest namic it is said long ago when our planet faced a great great drought he led our people through the Peril it is said it crazy looking Planet the drought noan looks like this is our only choice stay here and protect Bulma oh now you care I actually like the kind of serious elements they've had the past couple of episodes mhm it's like they're parting on it but they they're like they're keeping it dark in the way that the show was yeah yeah guy I like I just never realized

54:23 how dark this show actually was yeah it's been a while watched it Frieza seems increasingly frustrated i' best find Vegeta quickly you know Zaron I'm starting to think my people don't understand what I pay them for you don't Bay us allow them to live for exactly I mean first we lose what was his name kiwi kiwi then we lose all of our scouters and now Dori is dead I'm sorry but if this [ __ ] goes any further killed off screen yeah apparently what would you want me to do Lord you know I thought what they said something about Vegeta doing it or whatever or he mentioned it and I was like he mentioned wanting to do it but yeah yeah well that's what I was wondering I was like did he do it I'm kind of I don't know cuz we didn't miss an episode we are watching in order I think they

55:09 legitimately just off screened him I was like it was a movie dor is not a character people generally like in comparison to many others you knowa definitely not a fan favorite me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong I mean he looks like he's just a puffer fish with an attitude is a good thing I found you Vegeta now are you going to come quietly or do I have to make you scream Oh you mean like Doria oh please never send a woman to do a man's [Music] job I don't think he's ready for this fight where is he oh face down with another man beating your ass is it Wednesday already

55:54 Zaron damn Vegeta but you have no idea what you're getting into DN that look though you've got to be kidding me I may have lost to those fools on Earth but since I got here I've done nothing but Slaughter you cretans first que then Doria I'm two for three and I'm back on top well Vegeta I hope you've enjoyed being on top because I'm about to put you back on the bottom where you belong like the bottom boys Bottom Boys no no not like that no not not the same for within I should warn you though this form is entirely different from me in every way yo rape you

56:41 [ __ ] not oh my God about oh my God oh God damn Jesus Christ huh hey Lil green do you believe the last 30 seconds have been the most uncomfortable I've been in this show Karm is if you do something good something good happens to you and if you do something bad something bad happens to you so if I am good enough then I can have my family back oh God are you still on about that he's like just accept it man they're dead Jesus

57:26 big anime explosion and that's the end of that I'd best to back to Lord Frieza if I take too long what kind of transformation is that where he just like picks and choos when he does it uh a lot of species just have transformation just like a quick like power up kind of okay essentially it's like a more power basically he he stays in this form because he he cuz his character is conceited about how he looks yeah so he stays in this form yeah to Shai I guess I have I have to go I can't I can't be with this man so like no but the saans can only do it with like the moon right yeah essentially okay yeah yeah yeah yeah and

58:13 Vegeta got his ass kicked again and they have to have a tail as well as per the formula stronger that is it up ahead so that's where yours lives huh on Earth our old namk lives in a floating Castle you have one as well well he died but yeah this does not well oh my goodness it's the one part of this thing I know you have such language English a so you made a friend little green oh I know I'm going to call you big green call me that again and I'll snap your neck ude I don't think you should be friends with him Little Green listen where you

59:00 come from or who you are I will not put up with such disrespect GRE God damn it this this this one scene with him is it on my left ass cheek now there is an Al on mean standing behind you kill it like the rest oh God actually sir I'm from Earth kill it like the actually sir I think he has business here about those people attacking our planet yeah we came here looking for help and I see you have a Dragon Ball up there well we're going to make sure that they don't steal it and how is that I'm going to take it learn your place Earthling you have some nerve demanding the Dragon Ball from here take it

59:46 I just don't steal the TV sir we respect we don't have a television this man has his priorities in order well gather the rest of the dragon balls and wish for a plasma TV Lord that would be a grievous misuse of their powers I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head just take this and go wait there is something I must first do you don't mean yes I see something within this young man strength yet untapped power yet Unleashed now hold still as I unleash the valley of strength hidden deep with it is is is Krillin about to get powered up yes oh okay there I have unlocked your potential did his ears get biger feel

1:00:32 that different it wasn't that much oh my God so mean to grillin so then it's all down here from here oh no I do not know what this is but it sounds disappointing Dragon Ball back to Gohan once we find them all we can wish back our old Dean where you said that you were from Earth correct yeah so the son of katat has passed unfortunate we just called him commi oh so he calls himself God pretentious prick what I shall henceforth be known as super

1:01:19 Kami super comic Guru I just call you Guru for short super comic Guru allows this better hurry up see you later little green thanks for the Dragon Ball H dingare to retri your breath bro and the the bot boys Bottom Boys Lord Frieza the dirty deed has been done be good it's nice to see there's still somebody I can rely on dying over here are transformed now that he's dead we have very little left to worry about Zam about an hour ago a scout

1:02:04 informed me that an entire Village was completely destroyed do you possibly know who could have done that Vegeta and unlike all the villages we've visited so far there was no Dragon Ball there do you know who could have possibly taken it veto very good now use your brain for this one Zaron if somebody were to know where that Dragon Ball was who would it be Vegeta Vegeta yes and you said you killed him wait sir it is possible I just left him unconscious oh good and where did you leave him at the bottom of a

1:02:49 lake minion 43 would you come in here for a second I need an examp private reporting an example of what you see that zabon that's you with Vegeta is not in front of me in the next 10 minutes bye hey you know what that I am planning on watching the actual series I don't know if I'm going to finish this first or finally I've Dragon Balls yeah I I will eventually watch this serious I'm R I'm boom imortality H man's being quiet I [Music]

1:03:35 guess what a jerk I've done it I'm finally the strongest Universe bro what cute he's having a Little Dream now let's get you back lord Frieza I need to probe you for information power is maximum bro this this opening song's iconic I love [Music] it dude that it's like the best I love

1:04:22 how they had the Frieza the Frieza fade off take3 fourth one got announced we should maybe check out the trailer for that take that you bastard this one's is he actually playing the game no they are not I didn't realize that I'm just he all tabbed is he going to make it well it's a good thing you got him to me when you did even a little later and we might not have been able to save him why isn't he naked luckily we What What In The Healing tank I always thought you needed to be Ned what why would you that you know to absorb all the healing juices well looks like you have everything under control all right

1:05:09 [Laughter] buddy same man same okay there we go oh no yes s us back now thinking about what Faron did you while you were unconscious have fun with that you know Vegeta to admit it was pretty impressive how you went all Manhunter on us but now you're all ours and I can't wait to watch zarbon break you like a glow here I come all righty then n that manood and make sure to bring the up toate scouters understood Lord friezer Lord friezer I

1:05:55 really really need to use the space Skype zon what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call well I need to call my girl friend well I G you I'll call you back come again you see our onee anniversary is coming up and I want to see where she wants to go so I can make reservations early oh and all this time I could have sworn you a never mind what you thought I was single well no I just I thought you were go on you know it really doesn't matter well it matters to me because frankly it sounds like you thought I was Lord freza B's broken out of the healing oh my God would you go fix that we'll continue this conversation now you

1:06:40 go fix that did he say something about Vegeta what Zaron who did you leave guarding him a pool you left a pool here well I you could handle it a pool to the Rasberry schnaps veg phone I need to make another call yes sir I'll go look for Vegeta he won't get far oh yes that's right balls search all over for me zabon of course you'd never think to check inside your own ship you know what they say keep your friends close and your enemies closer all right I mean Lord Frieza

1:07:26 found [Laughter] him Jesus up double time really screw the pooch on this oneus really giving us a pounding I'm coming quick grab my balls what all right [Laughter] oh no i' got a lelyn of dragon balls in a bunch one star two star all as big as my head give my landed across the Vito

1:08:13 wins oh and he took off Dragon Ball Lord Frieza I found a note let me see that it just says Dear friezer and it's a picture of a but a picture of a butt Vegeta dragon balls now yes siras he's up here somewhere I just need to spot the bastard later [ __ ] it's taking me five whole days but I'm finally up to a 100 times gravity good thing that I brought along all these sensu man it looks like we only have four left oh well well we won't need that many on

1:08:58 nek tastes like healing hello Goku do you hear me tastes like God this is George te again I'm going to shove a up the I see you're on your way to Namek I'm going to beat someone up of course you are but listen there's someone on Namek that you must absolutely stay away from you hear me he's even stronger than Vegeta and he I know what I'm going to beat him up he said I know this is nothing like Vegeta it is much much worse uhhuh he is known throughout the galaxy is the most terrifying and evil person there is really he's conquered hundreds of planets and slaughtered billions of

1:09:44 people excited now promise me you will not fight him o I can see planet nimic no wait no it's fake Goku seriously fake promise me that under no circumstance will you go anywhere near Frieza but King Kai I promise me oh all right I promise I will absolutely not click [Music] [Laughter] bur he hung up on me how the hell did he even do that damn it I'll call him back oh my god dude so dumb he's going to get George is I swear to God I will ride your ass on this one oh oh yes I knew it I knew

1:10:30 it all right there should be here somewhere ah they're here for those that think I probably pre-at that was just what George takai used to always say have hidden near the village oh my now is stay under the radar and not fly around like a jackass saying I've got a dragon ball oh my God I was going to say come and get me Frieza but that works too what seven like this I might as well hide under last one right I just lay low and don't fly around like a jackass saying Come to Papa you bald bastard that works too oh that works too oh my

1:11:16 God son of a [ __ ] I thought you'd be back in the cave well I would if I didn't keep finding puddles of yeah yeah I know in the cave get over it besides I brought us a dragon ball oh wow they're much bigger than the ones on Earth yeah Gohan and I were pretty surprised too when we wait explain it why oh he took the dragon radar we found a that was all on its own D wait what I got a Dragon Ball you let go okay well that's all seven what's the big deal do you have any idea what Chi-Chi will do to me if he gets hurt I like my penis where it is thank you this is my problem oh we'll just have to wait for him here then at least we have a Dragon Ball hi there I'm taking your

1:12:03 dragon ball uh care to trade for one of yours how about no you drive a hard bargain yeah you drives it hard now oh I thought I smelled body glitter you the shorts one over there give me the Dragon Ball um not so fast he's handing the ball over to me right Baldi uh little help here oh my God he's so hot I just want to grab him and9 7 one time you've defeated me zon and that's one time too many nothing's changed Vegeta the last time we fought you were barely alive when I retrieved your body that reminds me did you do anything to me while I was unconscious

1:12:50 did did I what did you do anything to me while I was unconscious what no God no oh thank God I wait what do you mean by that am I not good enough for you oh I going to be totally honest with you this is sounding really gay what I what are you not that there's anything wrong with that just just transform Samu we're going to have a penthouse suite and he'll drive a Corvette and we'll make love every single kill it with fire now prepared to die oh what was that I couldn't hear you over that hole I made in your

1:13:35 stomach Veta yo just give me a chance we could work we could work yeah yeah I've heard that bit already now let me put this in a way you'll understand I'm about to blow my load all over your inses look at his eye like his eye was throwing me off well freaky alien genotype remember I'm he's dead I'm guessing he's dead yeah I I mean remember right they get beat to a a pulp and you come back and he stronger oh yeah that's right that's right that's right gurus sir I have a question ask

1:14:21 away you've been around for so long just how old are you I am this many what you didn't raise your hand that's how old I am like I'm old leave me alone you really took care I my name earlier didn't even know it off should been pay say we get stronger every time we almost died well that seems incredibly unfair so um you seem like a busy man so oh yeah killing people and I'm about to become immortal well we don't want to keep you so I guess we'll be seeing you yep I still got a lot to take care of and I oh wait a minute nice try the Dragon

1:15:09 Ball know I could kill both of you right now but after killing Zaron and getting this last dragon ball I'm in a good mood I mean a really good mood but just remember this next time you see me I will be immortal not the you a chance to begin with I'm just [Laughter] saying I understood that reference I feel like you'll understand most references by the end of this series like obviously there will be some stuff you won't cuz you know you they're not including everything in the whole story obviously but I I think I think you'll understand the majority I'm just bum the bo

1:15:56 isn't you single-handedly doomed us all I didn't see you do anything what exactly did you expect me to do I don't know maybe you could have bitched at him how about that that's all you appear to be good for these days used your on him Bulma the Mistress of bitching that's what they should call you I feel I hope so we're going to come back to Krillin dead singing this that's Vegeta I know if I just hide here and lower my power level you shouldn't find me okay what the hell is going on I know I just sent something down there good now just go on and hey show yourself before I turn this place into a baron Wast oh no so basically the same only on fire CL

1:16:43 basket three two one hi um hello Mr oh well if it isn't Mo Howard how do you even space Hulu figes what are you space Hulu oh you know just flying around flying around flying around forting my plans forting your plans are you no good cuz that' be bad how bad I'm kill you that's bad stupid looking watching out there yes it tells stupid looking and nothing else oh yeah that's what a watch does dumbass so uh can I help you no but maybe I can help you getting weird I am an adult oh oh my God

1:17:31 God why is everyone beating out of this child I your father [Music] [Laughter] [Music] me seriously five ancient sages of bitom all gathered together one day on the going yo my man's had this built up for a minute there's no way you just like rattling this off the top of your head around you a living hell because you are such a [ __ ] Don't Stop Me Now having such a good time having a ball you guys I think we should find a

1:18:18 new location why what's wrong with this place because we have 10 minutes before vet finds out that I just stole this wait is that really what's gonna happen at the end of the episode in 10 minutes is is Vegeta G to figure it out probably effort and lots of bodies but now it's mine immortality is my [ __ ] now it should be right here is this what he actually wanted in the show is immortality where the hell is it yeah couldn't have gone anywhere all right I'm going to close my eyes and when I open the mall it's going to be right here it's not why isn't it here I don't get it who could have kid but how could he have found it he would wait that watch that

1:19:06 watch wasn't a watch at all he was some kind of Dragon Ball locator which means which means he talk the goost snappa oh my God I love that he's like an ever like continuing presence I hope he never goes away really you feel that I feel that what the devil is that noise ah time for a delicious sports drink huh what who's that Purgatory hell Denise Den you hear that oh God is that my wife leave me alone

1:19:54 you already took the kids what more do you want Oh my God what yo my man going through it once that time machine is done I can go back into the past to save Goku and my father he screamed into the future Daddy I don't think Veta will find us here on oh my to get gurus what why oh God that was great touch you and pull things out of you that you never knew you had what I need an adult I am an adult oh no no no no I am not letting you abandon me here again those [ __ ] on Lifetime might put up with it but not me Bulma you're right you have been very helpful and very patient with us so in return

1:20:42 we're letting you watch the Dragon Ball bye as soon as the ginu force arrives all of my problems will officially be over soon immortality will be mine and the entire universe will be under my foot I wonder what I should do first I guess I should start with what I won't do when I become immortal die Lord Frieza the ginu force is scheduled to arrive in 5 minutes thank you asai also after Rising concerns with our Personnel exploding we've decided to form a union adorable yeah about that oh first thing I'm going to do is go right in his smug prick

1:21:28 face hey kin that's it we're going to make it we're finally going to die we are going to die Krillin what is that pure rage Gohan pure raage what we do run Gohan run as fast as you can do as I say for the Heavenly Buddha what just go okay what gurus sir we have another traveler from Earth oh tell me you didn't let him inside hello Mr Guru oh godamn it Mr Guru friend told me that you could help us by touching me do I look Catholic to you think he means he wants you toine stand still it's your first time

1:22:17 soent now relax as I reach deep inside you and grab hold of your Ence as long as it's only his Essence I am that's OD I don't feel anything anymore I wonder if we lost it I am here for it for what Dragon Ball I need that Dragon Ball give it to me one you took I need my wish are you okay I think your R broke Vegeta shut up ghost of what was that I'm not crazy you're crazy especially you hey who are you talking to Dragon Ball hands now please um I really is this timeline taking a dark

1:23:04 turn oh god oh yo no this is bad oh wait what where am I why are you here where's Nappa didn't you kill him yes of course I did where's Nappa forever so uh where's that immense power coming from oh that's probably Gohan over in the Hut with the creator of the Dragon Balls is you know the guy who can unlock your potential by putting a sand on top of your head oh God I cannot shut up when I am scared interesting I'm going to go pay him a what do you call it a visit that's it let to go oh crap bask hello can I help you with something yeah the first thing you can do is go die save me the trouble oh o is this really happening cuz I really

1:23:50 hope it is oh trust me you don't want any of what I am right now come on bring all four feet of you should I count you with stupid hair pretty big talk coming from a bipedal slug Big Talk coming from a bipedal [ __ ] the best challenge I've gotten out of your people yet then again all I have to compare you to are those Villages I slaughtered oh you are dead no stop making out with your boyfriend I can hear it from here it sounds like thank you Lord I'm not here for any of you idiots anyway I'm here for the old man oh no you don't Krillin in the background right there I know as strong as you were when we fall on Earth congratulations that's not going to help D still weaker than the last three guys

1:24:36 I killed well I now know feel like Krillin look it doesn't matter how strong besides Frieza I'm the strongest thing on this planet I have learned from our comments that there are some real Krillin stands out there oh yeah there is I detect several high power levels going towards the planet like don't worry short Kings you're seeing there are five of them in total five of them and the they also said something about Canadian subtitles what they also said something about like the Canadian subtit apparently they're like context jokes or something someone said they like it's like better if you put them on like your second watch through apparently ah okay also I will say apparently every time there's like a flash of like something of a power

1:25:22 something there's like a screen saying that whenever solar flare happens we should be pausing there's apparently stuff okay so help we have been paying attention just want y'all to know for me Force we're [Laughter] here M mat right I forgot about the dude that sounds like he's from Australia oh all righty time for a post-workout drink n it's too early to get crunk no energy drinks just don't do it for me anymore I can't drink these These are

1:26:10 nuts this it looks delicious okay Team Four Star soda team fourar and it's high in calcium I would try it all right yeah I mean why not yeah if go drink it I want to drink it it sounds delicious do you want uncut and early reactions to your favorite series that we do here on the channel what about double episodes we have all of that available and more for billies on patreon and members on YouTube your support means the world to us and it

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