We Binged Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Saiyan Saga

0:00 We binged every episode of the Dragon Ball Z abridged Saiyan saga, and it was absolutely bonkers. If you enjoy videos like this, be sure to leave a like, get this video to 5,000 likes, and subscribe so you don't miss future uploads. Damn, DBZ really looked this back in the day. Yeah, bro. I was like, this is like some When did this come out again? And that's a good start. Oh god, no. My marijuana pack. I better do what any sense what a middle American would do in this situation. Get my gun. [Laughter] With open bar. Holy crap, it's Sonic the Hedgehog.

0:46 Nope. It's an alien. Holy [ __ ] it's an alien. Finally on this dead plan. Wait, what the crap? Did Kakarot screw this up? Oh, god damn it. I knew we should have sent Turles. Better think of something cool to say to make him stop. What the Hey, you. I know that's not Goku. I think. Jeez. Oh, look at him. He thinks he's people. What's your power? He thinks he's people. Hey, no. Damn. Hi. Get back up and tell me you're sorry. Human.

1:33 So, this is why dad said I couldn't keep a pool. No. Wow. Bro. Okay. I'm Yo, I'm hooked already. Uh, you know, I think I might like might like this more than the actual Dragon Ball. So, uh, maybe might be more my speed. This is great. Oh my god, they have a little intro and everything. Good old Wasteland. Yep. Sure is some kickass training. Oh my lonely. Oh my god, dude. Friend requests. Pip your page. Well, at least I have you, Tom. You're Bro, how old is this? What the hell?

2:21 Seriously, if you are, stay still. I need to talk to you about killing and selling this planet. It's really important. [Music] Damn. Wait a second. You're not Kakarot. My bad. I've got green skin, pointy ears, and a turban. Oh, yeah. I must look like so many other people. Oh, a smartass, huh? I don't appreciate smart asses. Prepare yourself for my signature attack. Double son. No. Give me the mic. No. Come on, man. Give me the mic. It's a real attack now. No, it isn't. Fine. Here, take it. I'll just go practice my Vegeta, ass. Prepare yourself for my signature attack. Keep your eye on the bird. Ooh,

3:08 a high power level. Hey, what the hell? Weren't you going to kill me? Uh, there we go. Considering the average set by this one green guy and that farmer, the chance of this being Kakarat are dropping. Fine, go ahead. I didn't want your company anyway. Right, Tom. Yo. Oh my god. Hey, I'm here. Boobs. I mean, Bulma. [Laughter] Okay. How's it going? I'm drinking OJ. Now it's apple juice. What? Now it's beer. Yay. Beer. Maybe. Maybe those are like various

3:54 censored versions of the show. Maybe. Oh, that would be amazing, dude. Bulma. It's not what it looks like. Oh, okay. It's totally what it looks like. Can I still live here, please? Before this, I was living in the desert. Oh, and have you changed Por's litter box yet? I make boom boom. Oh, are you serious? Yamcha. Oh, that is so out of care. So, you're single then? Wow. Hey guys, Goku there. Wait, what? Uh, Goku, I can't help but notice that 5-year-old you're carrying. Goku, just because we picked you up in the middle of the woods when you were a kid doesn't mean you can go around stealing children. Okay, this is actually my son. What a twist. Oh, wow. I guess this means you finally,

4:41 you know, know what you know. Bow chick. Wow. Wow. Are those noises? Brown chicken. Brown cow. So, when's the little guy going to start training? Goku is making him study. She wants him be what's it called? a productive and responsible member of society. Yeah. Come here. Stop playing with a turtle. We don't need people saying things. Hey, is that a Dragon Ball on his head? Doesn't that sort of make him a target for villains who might want them? Oh, come on. I beat Piccolo. I'm strong enough to beat anyone who Holy Black on a popo. What is that? What's wrong, boy? I just felt a power level bigger than

5:26 than Krillin's losing streak. reason I go to Is that the bald guy I was making fun of? Okay. Shouldn't we grab Gohan and Oh my god. Oh, son of a It took me a while to get here, but I finally found you, Kakarot. What? That's right. That's your name. What? The name you were given this planet. What? Oh, for God's sake. Child, take over your generous intergalactic super warriors called the Sayans. And to top off this expositional onslaught, is that actually factual?

6:11 Am your brother? Yeah. Yes, actually. Yes. Yes, actually. Okay. I was like, that actually seems like that's real. Weirdly enough, it is. Wow. That must mean you'll be involved in a lot of future events, right? Right. What did I tell old cowboy? Why? I hope that continues in the entire series. Oh my god. Please. Yeah. Stop breaking Kame House. So, what are you here for? The Dragon Balls. The The dragons? What? The Dragon Balls? You know, there are seven of them. They grant you any wish you want. like immortality or bulbous panties. Vegeta, did you hear that? It was used for that. It was

6:57 a wish. Yeah, we're gonna get panties. I forgot that like the original episodes he had red hair like this one moment in time. No, I'm here for you, Kakarot. So, what are we going to do? See a ball game? Catch a movie? We're going to kill everyone on the planet and then sell it for profit to an alien overlord who may or may not have destroyed our own planet. Holy. Oh, well, uh, I sort of like people here, so with all due respect, [Music] fair enough, daddy, I'll be taking this. Yoink. [Laughter] Oh, dude.

7:44 Yep. What's your excuse? Meat in the stomach. You guys are pathetic. What? A jeez. Hey, look. I know you totally want to kill me and all, but today's kind of a bad day. My brother just showed up. Turns out I'm an alien. He stole my kid. Oh, yeah. I was watching that. That was priceless. Sorry for your loss. Yeah. Want to help me get him back? Why? I'll friend you on MySpace. Deal. Yes.

8:30 Dude. Oh my lord. A crunch bar. Now it's a gummy bear. Now it's Wait, what the hell? Oh my god, that it's over. That's literally just the first episode. Oh my god, bro. Dude, I can't believe I've never watched this before. I in all honesty, I think something like this would probably make me interested more into getting into the real series than actually just hopping into the real series itself. I could see that because I don't have like a lot of time to add something new right now, especially DBZ, which is pretty long. Yeah. And like something as extensive as that, I would rather just like, you know, mess around with something silly before I actually hopped into the serious stuff. Hey, Piccolo, mind if I ask you

9:17 something? What is it? You're not human either. This is episode two, in case you were curious. And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? What about it? What? Are you a Yoshi? You a Yoshi? I'm a green [ __ ] dinosaur. Can I write? Oh my god. And if you're new here, Boom has never actually seen DBZ before. I've never watched any DBZ whatsoever. All I know is the bald-headed guy apparently is the strongest in the universe. And undefeated currently. [Music]

10:02 Shut up. Why is he screaming angrily making you cry less? The time out. That's over. Now I can just sit back and beat the crap out of whoever's coming. Great back my son. So, is his name actually Radits? Yeah. Okay. Radits. Piccolo. Yeah. You got you got, you know, you got Carrot, you got Rad. Actually, that hasn't been explained yet. Oh, well, it's not like anyone cares about him anyway. Well, screw you, too. Piccolo, you use weighted training clothes as well? No, Goku. I just love to get naked when

10:49 I'm around you. Their power level is rising. So, nudity makes you stronger on this planet. Oh my god. Wearing weighted clothing? Oh, of course. Because that would be ridiculous. So that hair does compensate for something. Damn. Fights. Shut up. Wow. Okay. What the hell was that? I don't know, but let's try it again from behind. We really shouldn't be announcing our attack strategy. Damn it, Goku. Really try to dodge this one. Dodge what? Yo,

11:35 you missed me. My bad. [Laughter] No, this less talky, more fighty. I think that's a good strategy. Taking a beating, but at least we managed to dodge that one. High five. Oh my god. Handshake. Excuse me. Has anyone seen my arm? You can't miss it. It's green. Yeah. Anyway, listen. I've got one more attack that should do it. Upside is I can use it with one arm. And what's the downside? You'll have to distract him while I charge it. That's not too bad. For 5 minutes. And considering he beat us to a pulp and under one.

12:21 Ah, never mind. I'm sure you can handle it. Wow. You really have that much faith in me? Yeah, sure. Why not? Well, then I won't disappoint you. Here goes nothing. Ready or not, here I am in my attack. Got me. Well, since you asked nicely. Perhaps on a second thought, a whole 5 minute start off time for an attack is pretty abysmal in terms of got your again. Please let go. I'm not falling for that again.

13:08 Pretty please let me go. Well, definitely ribs. Aha. Attacking an opponent roughly four times your strength in a one-on-one battle. A cunning strategy. No, no, no. Not cunning. What's the opposite of that? [ __ ] That's it. Thank you. Oh my god. Now disregarding the neck and eye. Uh uh. Yoshi. I'm not a godamn Yoshi. It's called sarcasm. What's that taste like? Damn it, Goku. Stop ignoring me. A my ribs. I think you broke my ribs. Stop ignoring me and die.

13:54 Stop being at my daddy. Yo, no. My space bomb space. Gohan. Huh? What? Okay, Daddy. No, no, seriously. What the hell was that? You're getting slaughtered out there and you could do that. Oh crap. Uncle Radits is pissed. We here at Team Forestar do not condone child violence. We do however find it hilarious. Wait, hold on. Oh, what? Mr. Shattered Ribs is going to stop me. Listen, you don't understand. Nothing you could do could ever compare to what

14:39 Chi-Chi would do to me if she found out he died. Well, it's true. I don't have any choice. I have to use my last technique now. Die, Nelson. Oh my god. Me? I'm rags. Okay, let go. Seriously, this is starting to piss me off. Piccolo, do it. Just make sure you give me a signal before you fire that thing. I'm right behind him. Oh, sure. I'll give you a signal. It'll be the last signal you'll ever get. Well, okay. As long as we're on,

15:27 bro. Part of me hopes he's actually this stupid in the real show. It's not that far out when you Oh god. [Laughter] Damn it. And there was no way I could have gotten out of there. You know, you could have flown. Damn. You After several hours of disparity, we decided you might need our Hey, the true hero's here. Crap. What kind of plane is that? You can't die. Here, I've got a sensu bean. I don't think that's going to work. Why not? I sort of have a hole in my esophagus. Wait, then how are you breathing,

16:14 Goku? Holy crap. I'm not the first person to die in this series. God, too soon. I can't believe he's gone. Yeah, pity that. Oh my god. What? Regenerate. Yeah. And you know what else? What? I didn't go on by. [Laughter] Oh my god. I can't deal with this. This is so on point, dude. Jesus Christ, dude. A headbutt.

17:02 Oh, headbutt was effective. Oh my god, dude. It is so good. I'm loving this so far. You're getting all the Star Trek people hyped up. Sacrifice has stopped a great evil. Star Trek. Thanks to him, our lives can return to peace once more. Is that guy who says what? I think he's big shocker. Nobody cares. We're 10 times stronger than him anyway. We'll go to Earth, find the Dragon Balls, and kill everyone. And we'll be there within a year or so. This is a weirdly good

17:47 filler. It kind of sounds like Vegeta. What the we need to go over. Depending on filler, of course. Wow. Is Dragon Ball known for like a lot of filler in it? Oh, yeah. Is it I I mean, there there's a lot of times the episode gets dragged on the filler. I don't think so. So, so time filler then like actual like it's more like we need to make this a 20-minute episode. Drag it on, baby. Start yelling for three minutes. It looks like there was a lot of filler in the first few episodes. One piece get everyone's crowd in the reaction. You little human. Yeah, there's not a ton of filler thing. I saw what you did to that Saiyan back there. That kind of power can be useful. What? What do you mean? I'm going to

18:32 make you my pupil and then I'll use you for my conquest to take over the world. But but where's my daddy? Hate to tell you, kid, but your dad's dead. Actually, I kind of like saying that. Your dad. This is why I hang out in Yeah. Oh, yeah. He He died. Okay. Please, no cutting line. Why do I feel like that's probably going to happen a lot though? Straight to hell. And so we need Goku here to get to King Gua for his masterful training load. Yama, give me one. Is this dude like in heaven? Should allow this because if you don't mind going to increase by I think it's there in the judging like where they go this is purgatory.

19:19 Okay. Yeah. I mean, he's already got a halo so I feel like we're really skipping a few steps. You know, well, you get a halo once you die. A little bit more respect here. Deal. I'm the closest thing to a god in this show. Then I'll be horribly insignificant. I do have a mahogany. Oh my god. I love it. Sir, what? Oh, uh, sure. Whatever. He can go to King Kais, but he'll have to run on Snake. [Laughter]

20:07 Sounds fun. Prepare to be surprised. All right, I'm off. Oh, wait. By the way, did you see a guy named Radis come through here? He has spiky hair and a tail. Oh, yeah. I remember that guy. I put him in my patented Yamalok and it worked. No, he kicked me in the balls and ran away. Now I don't know where he is. He didn't keep his eye on the Huh. Okay. Well, bye. See you next time. Mahogany. How did take the news? Um, well, Krillin, what did you need to talk about? Oh, no. Oh, Chi-Chi, hypothetically, what would

20:54 you do if you were told that your husband was dead and your son were kidnapped by his worst enemy? I'd castrate the messenger. Oh, it's a good thing I'm not That's Chi-Chi's dad. Yeah. Would you like to spend the night? against my better judgment. You are. [Music] [Laughter] So, are you going to gather the other Z warriors and go train with Kami?

21:40 The who warriors? The Z warriors. You, Goku, Tien, Yian, Chu. Exactly. What you guys? Wait, did that actually happen in the show? She just like was Dragon Ball. Like a bunch of people skipped it. Warriors. Bye. [Laughter] Listen up, runt. Today, we're going to commence your intense training under me. But wait, wouldn't that cause horrible muscle degeneration for somebody my age, crippling me for years to come? You're a wordy little bastard, aren't you, nerd? I figured to unleash your hidden potential, I'd have to put you in immense physical danger. So, I'm going to throw you at that mountain.

22:26 Actually, that looks more like a Here it comes. and two. [Music] This is going to be a long training session. All right, Mr. Must Man, here you are at Snake Way. Now, you might want to pack a lunch cuz it's going to be a long run. Now, I'm just joking you're not going to be eating nothing. Wow, that looks like it's going to take me a while. Now, be careful running. You don't want to fall off and die. That's just a little bit of dead humor. But seriously, do not fall off or you will go to hell. Has anyone ever run the whole thing before? Well, there was one man. Well, who was he? I believe his name was

23:12 Mr. Popo. Yes, call me. I just received word that we have a new batch of trainees coming. Make sure you take good care of them. [Laughter] Oh my god. [ __ ] Mr. Popo. I I have no idea who that is. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wow. Mahogany, but mahogany from the planet. Oh my god. I love it. Trees are 300 ft tall and green fire from these trees. This desk was forged

23:58 2,000 years ago using ancient blood rituals of the Malior people. Not only does this make my desk not indestructible, but it can bend the fabric of the universe itself. Okay. Also, it's a very fine material, very expensive. Okay. It's mahogany. It's mahogany, bro. I'm just going to like randomly say that now when I do stuff. It's mahogany. Bro, these are ridiculous and I love them so much. I think my favorite thing so far is like there are no characters that literally look the same so far. Everybody is different. Yeah. Yeah. Dragon Ball has a very spiky design, but

24:44 he does make really good characters. Last time on Dragon Ball Z, Goku began his journey down Snake Way. I'm rough, which is that kind of innuend. This is going to be the longest, toughest journey I've ever made. I have to receive King Kai's training and battle the biggest threat of the planet we've ever faced. I know he can fly, right? Like he was flying earlier. Like why not just for the sake of the humanity? It takes energy. Fair enough. And apparently he needs Oh god, dude. There's a car on. I forgot he caught a ride. I forgot that he caught a ride, dude. What?

25:30 Dude, this has like no sense being this hilarious. I know, dude. They did a really good job. I You can tell they are Dragon Ball fans cuz they like Right. I I think that's why it worked so well. This just makes me want one piece of bridge now saying here a little girly man. Y I'm Goku. Do their shirts actually just say hell and I am we are here to pump. You are but I'm sort of puns in front and then lots of push-ups on the hard ground and then a bunch of jumping jacks. [Music] That sounds like fun, but I'm sort of in a hurry. How do I get out of here? There's no way out of here unless you

26:16 manage to beat us in a test. It's funny that this Goku talks like Hman. Lots of running fat grappling each other on cold ground. Yeah. Okay. Now, let's say we went through all of that. Then where would you say the exit is? Oh, it's right over there. Yeah, but you have to beat us first. Ah, he's running away. Have you seen my brother Radits around here? Spiky hair tail. Ah, yes. made a horrible mess of the blood fountain. Looks fine to me. It used to be water. [Laughter] By the way, thanks for the fruit. Here's a piece of the fruit. Don't eat the fruit. Don't eat the fruit. Bye. No, no, we can make the fruit salad for you.

27:02 Going to bring something totally kickass and we will have nothing. We will look like fools. I am so mad. Now, let us go work off our stress by doing squat thrusts and stretches. Yeah. Then we'll do grappling in our speedos. I'll grab the oil. Meanwhile, back on Earth. Okay. Now, that's got to be some kind of innuendo. [Music] I can't believe Piccolo left me out here all alone. How am I supposed to get down from here? I'm down. under the water. What should I do? I said climb down. If only I had some sticks or reads lying around. I can make a makeshift ladder or

27:49 rope. [Laughter] It's kind of funny thinking that like thinking of where their relationship ends that that is the beginning. But since I am quite old, I shall leave you in the capable hands of Mr. Mr. Popo. Mr. Popo, you know what to do. Yes. Call me. All right, maggots, listen up. Popo's about to teach you the pecking order. It goes you the dirt. The worms inside of the dirt. Popo's stool. Call me. Oh my god. Said Popo. Any questions? Um, yeah. I [Laughter] Okay. Enjoy the climb back up, [ __ ]

28:37 Now, any more questions? Good. Then we can begin. Okay, no more diversions. Really? Don't question a house. Is that a snake? [Laughter] [Music] Oh my god. Princess Snake, you have a Perfect. Now, let me assess the situation from here. Yo, whoever is doing that voice is quite the good. What's with the hair? I just love this fur code. Especially since I killed all the animals for it myself. Huh? You don't like your big King Kai?

29:23 What? Did my magnificent breasts tip you off? What? What? Nothing. Are you hungry? Yeah, I could eat anything right now. Me, too. What? Nothing. Take a seat. I killed everything here with my bare hands. Well, damn. Including the bare hands. It's a pod. It's a bud. I can't believe you took all this down yourself. I want to take you down. What? Nothing. Get in the hot tub. Wow. This water's really I don't remember this part. Maybe this is filling. I have no idea. Yeah, this Yeah, this Yeah. Oh, is Okay. Bro, I'm not going to lie. My thought that said Pringles. Well, thanks for the food and stuff, but

30:08 I've got to get to King Kais. No, first you must pass a test of endurance. What's that mean? It means I want you inside me. Damn. What do you mean? You'll see. He's a married man. Stop chasing me. Stop grunting. It's creepy. Oh, I love the Metal Gear music in the background. [Music] Oh, for God's sake. Now he's just standing there looking at the moon like a [ __ ] puppy. Oh, I was trying to teach him to fend for

30:54 himself, but no, he has to be awake. Defenseless metal. Wait, is he getting bigger? What? What is that? Real Oh, he turns into a tail. Save blood. Gorilla. What does this mean? Everyone of Gohan's race can become a giant gorilla. What? That's what the tail is. Are you kidding me? Stop mocking me. By the way, he does actually blow up the moon. Honestly, like thinking through what I

31:40 know of DBZ, the moon has been blown up at least three times. Back to normal, I think. Don't they like I don't even God, what the hell is that thing? Well, whatever it is, I don't like bring it back in 30 seconds. Now, close. Close. My most metro attack on Snake Wave. Man, that was close. What? Yeah, he ripped his tail off. That's why Goku doesn't have a tail. They cut it off when he was a kid. Pause real quick here. We got I think Boom's got to gather his mind here for a second. No. Okay. Within like dude, within 20 seconds, this this kid turned into a wear gorilla and then like breathed a a laser beam and then that dude blew up the moon like

32:28 and then he ripped his he fell down naked and then he ripped his tail out like that. In the show in the show there's straight up you you get the pen and everything. Yeah. Yeah. You get you get the little little the little nub too. There's a lot of uh monkey jokes to the Saiyans and now you know why. Yeah. Because they they they're literally monkeys that transform into dragon a full moon they transform. But that's why Goku doesn't have the tail because um because they like cut it off when he was a kid. That is his was special cut off, right? No, they just cut it off when he was a kid. That was the whole premise of like Dragon Ball, I think. Okay. So, I've seen I've seen pictures of him with a tail before. So, that was Dragon Ball. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it gets cut off by a like a a special attack or something that makes it so it can't regrow. Yeah.

33:13 I mean, it's been cut off twice, I think, two or two times. And then it came back and then it came back in GT, which doesn't exist. That's not That's not part of the story. Okay. Okay. Usually need a doctor or a rabbi to do that kind of thing, but you know what? Not in DZ GT. Oh my. [Laughter] Damn it. We pause. These episodes are insane. Yep. And once again, wanting destruction has solved all of my problems. Absolutely no negative repercussions. We've got breaking news that the Earth's moon has been completely destroyed. Long-term environmental effects can only be guessed at. Preliminary speculation puts the floating title effects alone at

34:01 the hundreds of millions. Now go to our resonant expert on lunar science, Sailor Moon. Sailor Full House marathon already in progress. The Nick's full house marathon. No, over there yet? No. Over there yet? [Laughter] No, dude. Space seaman. What? Yes. So, so also one of like the Go ahead. What man? No, never mind. Never mind. Nothing can top Space Demon, dude. Stop space. I was just going to mention the Saiyan's hair, but I think they'll make a joke

34:47 later, so I don't want Okay, that was the best episode of all time. Like, dude, I didn't realize how fun this was going to be with somebody that hasn't seen DBZ because I don't know anybody else that hasn't seen it other than you. Yeah, like I said, outside of its whatever culturally, someone that hasn't seen the show, that's all I know. Do you want uncut and early reactions to your favorite series that we do here on the channel? What about double episodes? We have all of that available and more for Billies on Patreon and members on YouTube. Your support means the world to us and it allows us to keep doing what we love and keep delivering you the content that you love or will eventually love because Billy is love. Billy is live. Everything's going to be fine, Billy.

35:34 Everything is going to be fine, Billy. Goku has finally reached the end of Snake Way. Very convenient. Once the fillers were over, he reached the end. Must be King Tai's place. Like his own little endless moon. Nice job. Yeah, kind of. I love that they just made their own like little intro. It does add like to the overall uh vibe to the show. Mhm. Whereas like I don't know. It just goes to show they actually didn't take any shortcuts whatsoever when this

36:20 I mean even the logo looks good in the deep reaches of space. There yet. Over there yet? There yet? Over there yet? Oh yeah, dude. Space segment will shut you up for 5 minutes then. Yeah, remember Boom's never watched Dragon Ball Z. Yes, I've never watched Dragon Ball at all. about to get that planet pregnant. Hey Vegeta, the locals seem like you know Vegeta on some planets they really appreciate foreign commune really brings in the revenue. They'll probably Well, yeah. I see. You have been imprisoned by our horrible fascist king.

37:05 Hey Vegeta, what is it? We're in prison. Vegeta, I see that. Mappa, hey, what? Don't drop the soap. I swear to God, Ma, I will shiv you. So, you're King Kai. That's right. I'm the most superior martial artist in all of the galaxy. Oh, monkey. Yes, this is my monkey, Bubbles. Say hello, Bubbles. All right, that's enough. He's like, "Yo, Bubble's secretly the true King Kai." Here. Well, because of the small size of my planet, the gravity here is much more intense than that on Earth. That doesn't make any sense. Shut up, Gregory.

37:51 This for a reason. I have an unbelievably powerful space pirate locked within the depths of my planet. That's why the gravity is so heavy here. Get me out of here. Shut up. Anyway, what are you here for? Oh well, King Kai, I need you to train me. There's a terrible threat coming to our planet, and I'm its only hope. It does look like space team is coming to impregnate the Earth. I told you to try as hard as I have to. And I sir, what you seriously? No convincing whatsoever. Some kind of test. Are you kidding me? The only company I've had for the last 500 years have been a disembodied pirate, a monkey, and a grasshopper. Actually, I'm a cricket.

38:38 Nobody cares. You know, I mean, that is a good point. They did say that nobody's made it there before, right? I can't imagine any more boring than that. Meanwhile, on Namik. Yo, that man look like beef jerky. He kind of does though. This is this is the only thing I know of DBZ abridged is the nail thing. That is all. You can go back outside now. This is so horribly dull. I hope something exciting happens around here soon. I don't care what it is. No. What? I saw a bird. It was pretty.

39:25 Kick its ass. Meanwhile, back on Alia, as you can see, many questionable people have been locked away in here. Welcome to Oz, [ __ ] I love you with a spiky head. Oh, I forgot Oz was a prison show. My [ __ ] I'm going to sell you for a cigarette. But not before I violate you because you're my [ __ ] I love it with an iron fish. Oh my god. What? Yo, Moon was that. Hi. What the And that's for Jada. He was a prison [ __ ] Shut the

40:10 Anyway, we're here because my partner is an idiot. Now that we got introductions out of the way, I think I'll just kill you. And hey, Vegeta. Oh god, what now? I think that's our queen. I'm curious how they breed. Oh, god damn it. That's disgusting. I say we just Hey, you guys prayed for us. Why should we listen to you? Okay, by my 13 elite dead gods. They're not doing anything. They're just standing on top of each other. And a There we go. What the Oh my god. Oh, girl. That shows you the age of this.

40:55 God damn it, Nappa. Meanwhile, back on Earth, Piccolo has finally. So, Mr. Piccolo, what are you going to teach me today? A brand new technique. How to sense energy? What about how to fly? Dodge. [Laughter] Oh man. Oh my god. I forgot how much you beat the out of him, dude. But I think I'm finally getting the hang of it. Yo, what the hell? Really? This all happened. Yes, this all happened. This happened. The fall of justice. Yeah, he's beaten up.

41:40 What's happening here? What's up? We have the strength to take them on alone. Batman, what are your thoughts? Well, I think I have an idea. Oh god, it's Aquaman. Come on, guys. We could use whales. Whales. Someone get him out of here. The whales. For the whales. Meanwhile, back on. Such a random. Okay. Will you leave us at peace? Actually, no. I'm still going to kill you. Summon the right. I mean, at least he allowed them to one more time before I mean, yeah, that's, you know, death. It's so cute. Can I keep it? Can I keep it? Fine.

42:26 Marvel the Gar. Yay. Here, boy. I got you. Okay. Now, boy, catch them all. Catch them all. I brokeen it, Vegeta. I broke it. Something weak like papermâché or rabbit or rabbit. What are you doing? I'm about to rock you like a hurricane. [Laughter] Did you see that? Nappa. That was totally bad at What are you doing? I'm cuddling it, Vegeta. Oh god, nappa. No, it's dead. Dude, this was like this is such a good

43:12 episode of this. We first got him, Vegeta. Oh my god. Is not playing due to copyright issues. Oh, just skip to 821 if you want. They really made that the subtitles. How long is it? It is 20 seconds. Look, if the creator said to What are we watching? I'm guessing that there was going to be music. Yeah. All right. This ah good time. Yeah. Good times. Yes. Our race. Back when YouTube was uh our planet. We shall erect statues of you. Well, isn't that nice of them for out of our dong? What?

43:57 Oh, okay. Oh well, isn't that nice of the We're leaving Nappa. Okay, look at us, Vegeta. We've saved an entire race from tyranny. We're heroes, Vegeta. We are a couple of really great gods. Yo, what? Magic. Did he just blow up the planet? Yep. Yeah. Yeah. What the he did? Yep. Welcome to DBZ, dude. We We What does the prince of all say? Oh, is he going to get kicked again? The fat of the land. Mr. Piccolo will be so. [Laughter] [Music]

44:43 [Laughter] Oh my dude, I love these so much. The thing is, dude, like it literally it's it's so weirdly accurate. I don't understand how they do it. I really don't. It's so good though. I forgot how destructive it was this early. Like I didn't I didn't realize that like Oh, yeah. Vegeta blows up a planet before he even makes it to Earth. Like Well, I did look it up by like episode 3 or four, we were already like on episode 18. Yes. So, we're going rapid fire. So, like I'm sure like you you don't remember it that way because it was probably spaced out like in between. Well, yeah. Like Goku's journey on Snake Way was just a couple episodes for sure. Yeah.

45:29 Oh no. [Laughter] Oh my. I will say a bridge makes the creepiness that is Mr. Popo very accurate. Yeah, it's it's something else. Picolo. I'm so curious to see the quality increase over time. Like not just in like the terms of the show itself because like obviously got visually better but them cuz you know they're going to get better doing this over 60 episodes. [Laughter]

46:17 Hey the horror. Okay. Oh god. [Laughter] What? Yo, what? Yeah, Chaosu is a cat.

47:05 Oh, is he is he really, bro? I there's so many different um the characters are interesting. That's one way to put it. What is happening? I don't know. I think also filler. Yeah. Yeah. They don't normally remember this. Yeah. Yeah. The Oh, yeah. Jesus. But yeah, Yamcha is just a womanizer who lives with a flying cat. Yeah. Oh, up to four.

47:59 Yo, the disrespect on Krillin right now. Mhm. What the hell is happening right now, bro? This is a nightmare. What the hell is happening? I genu my downstairs mix up.

48:50 [Laughter] I love the idea that they're being tortured and Goku is just chasing a monkey, bro. just it's so weird that like all this was going on in the actual show, right? Like like all this lines up with like what actually went on the same episodes pretty much. Yeah. In order like they're they're not skipping around. Yeah. That's insane to me that like Yeah. So Goku is literally just like on a planet chasing a monkey. These other

49:36 guys are like in this hellscape. His kid who doesn't really like he's really fallout foring the out of his son because he got kidnapped and getting the kit constantly but like he's just off like doing his own little adventure or whatever. Like it doesn't matter. Like dude, this M's brain is breaking. I Yeah, I feel like I don't know. I feel like this show is somehow breaking laws and I I don't really know how. You need to watch DBZ Kai. You just you need to die after this. [Laughter]

50:37 spoilers. Wow. [Laughter] Oh my god. He went to Wikipedia. Good morning. What? Wow. So, wait, they had all the Dragon Balls?

51:22 They collected them during this time. So, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can you get a pause then? How easy is it to do that? Uh, so Bulma super rich. She's like mega rich and like runs this company or is part of the company, her parents or some uh where they have crazy technology like um to the degree she made a Dragon Ball radar so they can use the radar to get the Dragon Balls. So you're telling me in a world where people can fly, have powers, and are able to blow up planets, money is still the best superpower of all because it just creates like the ability to wish unlimited more or less. Yeah. That is so broken that it seems not fair. Sometimes you need the superpowers to

52:09 obtain the Dragon Ball. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's Bulma has the upper hand because she's friends with people like Goku and Krillin and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Like like she can literally just give Goku the radar and be like, "Hey, when you got time, go get them." It's really macaroni and potato salad all the time for some people. That is such Yeah. I mean, when you got when you got a rich friend who, you know, pays for your food and probably a lot of other things you use in life. And she goes, "Go get the dragon balls." You do it. Go get them. You go get the dragon balls for a meal worth So he this guy gives wishes. Yes. He grants wishes. Yes.

53:01 Why don't you just Yeah. Like why not wish them away? If I remember right, they do try to wish for them to be defeated, but their battle power was too high. I don't remember. If you tell me their wish proof, I'm going to be pissed. No, no, no. Like Shenron didn't have the ability to like directly kill them because they were stronger, but he could have moved them to somewhere that would have. But so in a good writing where this dragon can grant any wish imaginable well not any wish there are limitations within his there are rules there are rules there's a rules okay okay okay I

53:49 thought it was just I thought it was cart blanch a blank check on wish well I don't think it's spoilers to talk about where they came from right I think we I'll be honest yeah no yeah don't don't say where they come from I give it a few there there's a reason why he can't he Yeah, just just continue. Fair enough. Fair enough. You'll you'll it'll make sense. Yeah. May Well, maybe. Yeah. I I hope if not, we'll discuss it later. But like I should have off my plan. [Laughter] So, does he like know he's being wished

54:36 back or Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. A [Laughter] Yeah. So, like here's the thing. Dragon Ball before we watch like the little final part. It's Dragon Ball Z is not really known for its story. Don't get me wrong, people love the story because of how chaotic it is. But like, yeah, they they were able to communicate because they were able to use like this woman has a crystal ball and like they can communicate with somebody who's also dead and in hell. So like they were like, "Hey, you know, let Goku know that like we're going to bring him back." It it was King Kai, right? Yeah. Cuz he was using his like little he was using

55:21 his antennas to to communicate with people. Yeah. Master Roshi's sister is Baba who has the little glass ball. Yeah. So, so hell is more of just like a vacation destination instead of like analyze. If you can acquire the dragon balls, yes, but you would need the dragon balls. You would need the dragon balls. Yeah.

56:14 Oh no. Dodge. [Laughter] That was a great ending, dude. This has such like mid2000s internet like vibes to it or whatever. It's almost just as much as like a nostalgia trip as it is a uh a pure comedy. But like the fact that they're tying the story into everything in a way that apparently works is crazy to me. Are we there yet? Damn. Yay.

57:00 Oh, and if you're new here, remember Boon has never seen this. Oh, yeah. Dragon, so you know, we've never none of us have ever seen this before, but we've never seen the series before. Yeah. I I I watch Dragon Ball Z. Yeah. Without ever watching Dragon Ball Z. I've never got to handle any sort of Dragon Balls. Ah, you will one day. Look at that. God, I hope. Not even in Fortnite. Missed out. Dang. What's up, girl? [Laughter] Tell me to think before you ask. I love the random explosions that just happen. Dude, what now? Vegeta.

57:46 The dragon balls. The what now? Remember our wish. The Dragon Balls. You know, there are seven of them. They grant you any wish you want. Mortality or Bulba's panties. That one happened. How they not wished for Goku to be immortal yet? One of these days you're going to die. Goku wouldn't want that. I know, but still. Now, let's just go. Foreshadowing. Gohan, on your guard. They're coming right towards us. But why would they Bro, that kid's got a concussion. How to eliminate the strongest power level. But my dad's dead. What referring to me? Oh, well, by that logic, I suppose you would have the strongest power level on Earth.

58:34 Yo, my man. Oh, I thought I sense someone else coming. Good. Seems you've increased your power since we last met. I know. Isn't it great? I You're almost as strong as Gohan now. But he's only five. Oh my god. I did not realize how short this man actually was. Yeah. So, uh, how bad was the training with Piccolo? Yo, you you don't you don't we don't feel, bro. We respect the Krillin. Okay. No, we don't. Sure. No, we do not. Right, bro. I've yet to see anything but this man get his beat so far. I don't know how far this series goes, but we'll find out maybe hopefully in the future. I don't think so. Gohan, I've brought you a sparring partner for today. Really? Who?

59:21 [Laughter] So, how was your training, Krillin? [Laughter] [Music] First roll of Bobo's train. Do not talk about Bobo. Why are you crying? Go get the night terrors. Oh man, he's already crying and the Sayans aren't even here yet. Yeah, we are. [Music] So, okay. Is it a spoiler to ask like do people actually just straight up die? Like when they do the explosions and and stuff like that, these people are dead, right? Like like the people in that city. Yeah, they they are. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I didn't know if they're going to one piece us or uh

1:00:07 they murdered thousands of people. Yeah. Okay. Well, good. Recap to the the magical Dragon Balls, though. Yeah. Okay. Guys are the Sayans. No, don't be rude, Nappa. And you're here for the Dragon Balls. I do love that Vegeta's hair is completely different now. And I am Yeah, they just changed it of all sans. You're a prince. Yes, you are. You I am Nappa and this is Vegeta. He was a prison. Shut up. Damn it, Nappa. Oh, hey, I take offense to that. He's referring to me, you idiot. And it's not an insult. The Nomecians are a fine

1:00:54 proud race of That means he doesn't have a penis, right, Vegeta? Well, Unix. So, what exactly does that make you, Mr. Piccolo? You survive mostly on water. Does that make you a slug or a plant? Gohan, not now. And you also conduct photosynthesis, or do you? He's with field. Oh, he's green. These are them folks. The terrible monsters who destroyed West City. Jimmy, hurry up and get a shot of the ball. I feel like that's a bad idea. Which one, Mr. Kent? Yep. And they will not learn from this. I mean, think about it. Like, this would happen in our world, too. Oh, yeah. 100%. No, dude. Be surrounded by random people.

1:01:39 The robot and the cargo with people. Good. Now I'm going to read their power levels. Vegeta, someone found a use for Google Glass. 1.1 Radits against Radits. Ratings are useless. You mean like plant the cybermen? Oh my god. Whoa. What time man? What? That was so fast. Yeah, they grow pretty quick. They're like plants. Forms all with the They do look like

1:02:25 sentient cabbage. Right. He was so weak. We could actually grow radits. You have to worry about the fraggles. Oh, god damn it, Nappa. Nobody's going to get this. As a matter of fact, I did. Oh, goody. More of them. Who the hell are you? Vegeta, look. Four bald people. The small one. The two tall ones. Vegeta, look. A Pokemon. You hear that, Vegeta? It's a Chaosu. I'm catch it. I'm going to catch it. Oh my god. Oh, I didn't want because you have to

1:03:10 damage it first. Right. You have to damage him. Get a critical. Hey guys, are you This is awful. Yo, what is up with his hair though, dude? Don't worry guys, we worked ourselves half to death with our training. So I know that he's got like a seazy roadhouse. Say it and we will win. [Music] [Laughter] That's That's how that fight ends. Uh that that that does indeed happen. That's the end of the episode. Oh my god, bro. Snuggle. And that one's foo.

1:03:57 That one's Hey, it is cabbage. Let's go. Oh, they're cabbage head. I I love this. so much. I I love how they have Nappa's personality just so much. I know. There you have it, folks. That there are other people. I So yeah, that's not Seaz Goku. Now I'm a little disappointed. No, that was wish brand Goku. Wish the Great Value Goku. Yeah, great value Goku right there. He has all the hair. No, none of the power. [Music] [ __ ]

1:04:42 [Laughter] Yeah, I I love this, dude. So much. It makes so much more sense that he's not Goku now. Yes, it does. I'm so happy we addressed that and that we didn't accidentally like Yeah, I'm just kidding. I just I didn't even notice that, man. Like in the in the Yamcha was our friend. End right there. Bastards killed him. Don't worry, Yamcha. I'll avenge you. All right, you're going to avenge him. The 5-year-old over here is stronger than you are. Listen, you're pretty much here as a meat shield. Look at him, Vegeta. He's like the Radits of

1:05:29 anyone. I can only be pushed so far. Uhoh. [Applause] Yo, is he actually going to have some like is he going to have a moment? Uh, he's doing Oh, sir. That was Yamcha. Congratulations. You've just destroyed the equivalent of three rabbits. That's right. What now? You son of a [ __ ] Napa here is worth five rabbits. And I am what? Radits. Hi. So he is stronger than Napa. I love he's the prince of all sorts, dude. Like we've watched plenty of

1:06:14 things where the royalty is a big bag of puss. Like all of you. Oh, by the way, man, the rat to the group. Yeah. No. Hey, he's been training by kicking the out of a child for five episodes. Like, he is ready. Way to go. But what about Well, you can all learn a thing or two. But I just killed three of them. Nobody cares, Kill. Oh, well, Nappa, looks like it's your turn to teach them a lesson. Yeah, right out of Saiyan University. Hold on. You went to college. Yep. What the hell could someone like you possibly major in? Child psychology. Wow, that's interesting.

1:07:00 With a minor at pain. Yo, what? We've been disarmed. I get it. Shut it now. Oh, I love this game. No tag backs. This guy is strong. Maybe it will be best if I just Yo, this man cauterized the wound from the get-go. Vegeta, the Pokemon's on my back. Yo, what? No, I can't get it off. Vegeta, here. I'll use box [Laughter] down from there this instant. No, I had to do this on for all the

1:07:48 people. What is his power? But, don't worry. You can just wish me back with the dragon balls. Not the ball, my friend. That won't work. Is he self-destructing? We already wished you back once with the dragon balls. We can't do it twice. There's a rule. Well, there you go. See the rules? No. Okay. So, you can't wish someone back from death twice, then. Well, see you in hell, Chzu. He blew into more pieces than Yamcha. Ku is going to heaven. Okay. Closest friend. I can't prove that. I loved him. As a memorial to Yamcha. Gay.

1:08:33 At least your sacrifice wasn't vain, my friend. A dang it, Vegeta. You self-destruct. I hate it when they do that. Damn it. Oh, I think I made him mad, Vegeta. Should I talk to him about it? The first step working is healthy communication. Hey, that was very rude. I was talking to Vegeta. God, I forgot how brutal this flex was. Can't you see? He has to fight this battle on his own. He's fighting for the honor of his fallen comrade. Help me for the love of God. A hero. Like a hero. Help him. Oh, fine. Krillin, go

1:09:18 for pony. He hit me. He hit me, too. Rip and blast him with all your strength before he has time to die. [Laughter] [Applause] Damn you. For those of you who don't know who love is, allow us to take a brief moment to explain back in 1904. Get back to the fight. And back to the fight. Hey, not going to lie. Dick move, guys. Dick move. Man, that depends. Can you get him in a full Nelson? Any plans that don't kill me? Well, there is the multiiform technique. But doesn't that cut our power level

1:10:04 spike? Plan A or plan B, Krillin? Plan B. Plan B. What? I can't believe it. I loved all of that. [Music] I can't even remember. Did this actually happen? We can't lay a finger on him. Yeah, the the splitting. Yeah. Mental discipline has this guy gone. Patty cake. Patty cake. Baker smash. Make pancake as fast as you can. [Laughter] Did it just jump from effort patty cake

1:10:50 champion? What? But at least you didn't uselessly self-destruct like that Pokemon. Ugly son of a [ __ ] His name was Chaosu. Yeah, that Chaos. Oh my god. Oh god, dude. Right right behind storm. God, I wish they had like a death counter popup. Yeah, we're gonna die, aren't we? Yep.

1:11:40 Vegeta, what? I can fly. Yes, Nappa. Yes, you can. You know, you're going to be in a lot of trouble once Goku gets here. Who? Goku. He's stronger than all of us combined. Well, then I guess we better kill you before he gets here. Wait, I mean, but Vegeta, I want to meet the strong guy. Nappa, just kill them first. And but I want him to see us kill them. Oh god, there's no arguing with you. Fine, I'll give you 3 hours tops. After that, I'm killing all of you. Used to be enough time to kill someone. And now we wait. If I remember right, I think he did legitimately give him 3 hours. Is he here? Yeah, cuz he was overconfident, right?

1:12:27 Yeah. No. Is he here yet? No. Is he there yet? No. I mean, when you think about it, it it makes sense they would though, right? Because Radits is so weak that like they make fun of him regularly and like he's Radit's weaker brother, right? Yeah. Just go do something. Go have fun. I don't care how. Oh boy. This is going to be my best day. Oh no. I remember what happens. Yeah. Oh, what now? Is this real? Is this from guess? Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Okay. So, like all of the things that Oh my god, Nappa does get bored waiting for Goku.

1:13:15 And this is what he does. No, this man just flies off and decimated the military then. Yes. Yes. Exactly. [Laughter] Well, time's up. Time to die. So, where's your friend? I'm back. Yo, that's your dude. The endings kill me, dude. Not what? It just happens. I had a hell of a day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship and their whales. It's not the Aquaman. Oh god. [Music] So, uh, is that the the sea is red with the blood of the innocent? Yeah. Fair enough. Mhm. God, I feel like these EP every

1:14:00 episode I feel like is getting better. And I I mean I know Dragon Ball Z was like that like you know these parts of the arcs are definitely more entertaining and I do feel like it can I feel like GBZ kind of continues on that. Some people debate after certain arcs like which one is their favorite but I feel like it's we're going to have a consistent improvement in quality like for a while. Do you want uncut and early reactions to your favorite series that we do here on the channel? What about double episodes? We have all of that available and more for Billies on Patreon and members on YouTube. Your support means the world to us and it allows us to keep doing what we love and keep delivering you the content that you love or will eventually love because Billy is love. Billy is live. Everything's going to be fine, Billy.

1:14:48 Everything is going to be fine, Billy. Mr. Piccolo, wake up. You have to stop him. I think they're my favorite part of this whole thing so far, though. Don't worry, Gohan. Goku's never let us down. I'm sure he'll be here any second. [Laughter] Well, it's the least I could do for trying to eat you like that. But I thought there was something else you had to do. Something about sans and the earth. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. This this man is about as caring a father as you play in Fallout 4. Like it

1:15:34 is he just absolutely forgetting that he has a child that he needs to get saved. That that happens. I mean, you know, Goku is not the brightest. If there's food, he'll get distracted. Please get up. He's going to kill trying to wake up Piccolo. Well, the green guy is out. Too bad else to play with. Please not me. Please not me. Please not me. Please not me. Please help me. Eeny meeny miny you. Woo. Not me. Gohan. Oh, thought that would have lasted. How is that kid not dead next? My turn. My turn. My turn. What? Nappa, what are you doing? It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait

1:16:21 for him. Oh my. You're what now? Just an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity. Stupid Vegeta. [Applause] 9 minutes 18 seconds. 9 minutes 18 seconds. What's that, Vegeta? Happiest moment of my life. Hey, stop treating me like a joke. Damn it. I've got a new technique, which I He's going to get obliterated, isn't he? baby saved all of our friends lives. But that's beside the point. Ready for my destru. Oh, take this. Oh, miss me. Vegeta papa. No, it's a

1:17:09 trick. But tricks are for kids. I'm saying catch it. Catch it with your teeth. Oh, god damn it. Oh, no. My face. My precious modeling career. Oh my god. You know, I was trying to be a team player. Apparently, they did movies, too. Nice guy. You killed half. Yeah, we're going to need to watch those. I said trying. Well, you're failing. Oh, God. Well, and so are you. I'm back.

1:17:56 Now it's you and me, big guy. And I'm going to kick your ass. Let's go. I forgot about that. Take that, you insufferable [ __ ] simple. God. Whoa. Go. What the hell? I'm sorry, Mr. Piccolo. Well, I didn't mean to snap like that. No, stay snapped. Stay stabbed. Stay snapped. Damn it. You are making me so mad. Vegeta, look. I'm a fire in my All right, it's time to redeem myself. Through one final act of redemption, I'll save Gohan. And Wait a second. Why

1:18:43 didn't I just grab him? Probably still do that now, actually. Throw him out of the way. This is so I feel like like literally 90% of the jokes of this show are the questions people ask themselves while watching this show. I can take anything you can dish out. Oh god, there go my organs. Gohan, come closer. There's something I have to tell you. Is it that you always pictured me as a son because you could never make your own, considering you lack the reproductive organs to produce your own legitimate offspring?

1:19:29 Jesus Christ. What? Just shut up and listen. What is it, Mr. Piccolo? Why didn't you die? [Laughter] Man, like Goku really is like an absentee father then, huh? My time has come. But don't worry, my friend. You can go to Namek and wish myself and the others back with their dragon balls. It will be a long and arduous journey, but I'm sure you can. [ __ ] I ain't going nowhere. Entire universe is

1:20:15 pecking order. Well, then my friend. Bye. Oh my god, dude. Vegeta, you see me kill the green guy? Yes, Snappa. That was a very good kick. Aw, Vegeta, you weren't watching. Can you at least watch me kill the toddler? Fine. I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull. Holy crap. What the wood?

1:21:02 You. Oh my god. Dude. Ah, [ __ ] Please. Sorry, Mr. Pig. Give it his all, though. I I failed you. You sure did. Maya, I mean, sorry for your loss. Well, it's been fun, kid. I mean, for me, not for you. As for you, everyone important to you is dead. Hey, I'm still alive. Everyone important. Oh my god. Now, nappa smash. [Applause] Oh. Hey, where'd he go? Did he disappear or was he never there to begin?

1:21:50 Oh, I love their editing. Hey guys, what' I miss? I Oh, are they all Yamcha? Did he have like a really touching moment with like Gohan right there? Because like he's got like it did or did they draw that tear in his eye? No, they drew the tears. Okay. I was like, damn, that actually looks like that was in the scene. Nope. Nope. They they they drew that. That was an addition. Yep. Well done. Goku's not that good of a father. Their editing is really good. I will say like too soon. I'm sorry I'm late, you guys, but I brought some Senzu beans for you. Woohoo. Thank you, Maxina. Hey, which one of you did all this?

1:22:36 That was me totally calling it. I killed every single one of them except the CH. He blew himself up. [Applause] Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? It's 1,06. What? Really? Yeah. Kick his ass, Nappa. Yay. For a fact, that's that's the moment where he says it's over 9,000, the meme. Yeah. Okay. I was wondering. I was like, is he going to say the the thing?

1:23:22 That doesn't seem right. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Never. Oh, he's changing it. What? I had the scouter upside down. It's over 9,000. Why do you sound so bored? Still not a threat, but to me. Besides, once we get the Dragon Balls, we'll just wish for immortality. Then no one will be able to stop us. Wait, what? But you killed Piccolo. And your point is, well, if he's dead, the Dragon Balls don't work. Wait, what is that? Real that. So, like the guy where where in the tower, Kami, like when he faded away, that's because him and Piccolo are linked. So like if one of them dies, the

1:24:09 other one and Kami is technically in charge of the Dragon Balls. So because Kami is gone, the Dragon Ball Kami is the Earth Guardian. So like he's the reason why Dragon Balls are on Earth. That's why like when he was saying you got to go back to Namek like he was tell Mr. Popo that like the N like the Dragon Balls originate from Namek. Yeah, they're Namkians. It's like their whole What? At least we started. Yeah, that one kind of just flew right over, dude. I didn't want to say too much about it, but I think we're already past that point. No, I don't give a dude. It's fine. Vegeta Vegeta. Vegeta.

1:24:56 Oh yeah, I forgot he just like got evaporated. Wait, did Goku just kill him? Yeah, he's dead. Is he dead? Yeah, he's he gone. I'm Jesus Christ. I'm not used to that yet. Like, I'm literally not used to like just to 14. That was so quick, dude. It was just I'm so not like gone. Like, I'm not prepared for like just like these characters are like, "Yeah, they're dead now. He's gone. He's finally gone. I'm might not even slaughter you all. Oh no, you're all thoroughly screwed. Gohan, Krillin, I'll handle Vegeta on my own. I need the both of you to get as

1:25:43 far away as Where' Krillin go? Oh, he's already gone. Hey man, you got to do follow Krillin. Get home to your mother. Right, Daddy. Is there anything you want me to tell her? Yes, Gohan. Tell her to put dinner on because I'm hungry. [Music] I mean, that that's that's pretty accurate to to Goku. I mean, like, yeah, I might die. You know, the Dragon Balls won't be able to bring me back cuz the Dragon Balls are gone, too. Don't tell her I love her, though. Just tell her I'm hungry. Yep. [Music] That's what I'm fighting either.

1:26:28 Mhm. And we are aware there are parts uh we're going to combine part two and three together, but this one's going to be a standalone video. But first, why don't we take this battle somewhere else? What's wrong with here? I don't know. Something about it doesn't feel right. Well, it is a little corpsey. Meanwhile, on King Kai's planet. So, the fight is about to begin. The showdown between the CN and the low class warrior trained by me. Taking all bets, guys. Taking all bets. Here I am at 50 gold balloons on the short run. Oh, sir, is this really appropriate? If Goku loses, the entire Earth could be destroyed. Should be fine. You were saying,

1:27:14 000 on Goku. Hey, can I get in on this? Wait a second. Don't you already know the outcome of the fight? No, this is it. Ah, yes. A perfect place to mark your grave. Listen, we don't have to do this. You know, if you leave now and promise to never come back, I'll let you go and we can stop this meaningless bloodshed. Such tripe. Where's your Saiyan pride, Kakarots? We are proud warriors bred to fight and conquer. This planet has made you soft. Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry. No, I'm not sorry.

1:28:02 Are you absolutely sure you? Yes, I am. Epic starown right now. I'm going to obliterate you and the rest of this planet myself with my own. I mean, dude, this is crazy. Yo. All right. Man's got little legs being kicked. Not bad. But still nothing compared to me. Now witness the power of a Saiyan elite. Elite? What's that mean? It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior. Okay. Consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet minan. Oo, I like both those things.

1:28:49 You know, I don't know when I'll stop. Hopefully before dinner cuz I told Gohan to teach me. What's wrong, Kakarot? Can't keep up. I told you, Kakarot, there's no way you can measure up to an elite like me. You're fighting a losing battle here. You might as well just surrender this pathetic planet now. And I can times three times. I forgot how glorious this fight is. Nothing. I'm fantastic.

1:29:34 Ice cream in here. Oh, really? Can I come in, too? Oh my god. I'm surrounded by idiots. I am surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream. [Laughter] I will not stand for this. I will not be humiliated by a low class wretch. Aw, sounds like somebody's got an ice cream headache. That's it. Everyone dies. Say goodbye to your planet, Kakarot. Well, that's not very nice. Of course not. I'm [ __ ] evil. Ooh, did he say go?

1:30:22 [Music] Oh, go on. Almost there. All right. This is the end, Kakarot. You don't stand a chance. I put all my power into this attack. Now perish with the rest of your pathetic world. Kyio can. No. [Laughter] times four.

1:31:15 [Laughter] Meanwhile, back at the ranch. Remember when we used to do stuff, you know, be out there with them and help? were really. And what about King Piccolo? Yeah. Whatever happened to Launch? We don't talk about Launch. I don't even know. Yeah. Who? You. You know Launch. If If you Is that her? Yeah, that's Launch. Okay. Just give it a second. Meanwhile, back up. Who's Launch?

1:32:03 Son of a [ __ ] This can't be happening. I'm the prince. I'm supposed to be the best by default. You are the prince. Show that little bastard. Somebody brought up a really good point though. He's the He's the prince, right? Well, your dad's been dead for a long time, dude. Why are you still calling yourself the prince and not the king? Like he he should be the king. Yeah. Right. There's there's there's not a you know there's you know the thing is there anymore. Well, he's not a prince either than Hman, but he still calls himself it. But he doesn't call the king. Like I just I don't get it. And crush him cuz he is the prince of all sans. Gosh dang it. supposed to be part of the fresh pinch bell eron. [Laughter]

1:32:59 Very clever, Kakarot. I'd taken you for a fool, but it seems you're far more cunning than you let on. But destroying the moon won't stop me. We've learned to create artificial moons that supply the necessary blood. Question. What are they made of cheese? I'm going to enjoy this far more than I should. Now watch, Kakarot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey form. My god, embodyment penis. He's getting huge. That means he'll only be stronger. That

1:33:45 means he won't be as fat. Oh god, so fast. Too powerful. Yo, I have to come up with a plan. Wait, I know. I just have to think like a monkey. Hey, it's working. No, that's just bubbles. Get off my back, Bubbles. [Music] Goku, listen. The only way that you can beat him is if you use the spirit bomb on it. And whatever you do, make sure you're very well hidden. It's going to take a lot of time to gather up all that. We're sorry. The number you are trying to reach has to try again later. Oh my god.

1:34:31 Huh? I'm I'm boom. What did I tell you? I'm 10 times still. I I'm Well, you have beaten. I'm still having trouble reconciling the whole wear gorilla thing. It's a saying thing. It's their race. It's just It's It's a little weird. It's a lot to take in. It's It's the entire plot of Dragon Ball essentially. They're like, "This goddamn kid turns into a monkey. What do we do about it?" Yeah. Yeah. Or I guess Yeah. It's not even a gorilla. It's like a wear monkey. And I'm There's There's a lot of animals to choose from. And I'm just

1:35:16 Hey, man. Evolution. Yeah. You know, man, this is worse than that time I was in high school and all the guys called me geeko. I was pick slave. I couldn't get Chi-Chi to like me. And oh wow, I hit that rock harder than I thought. Now, to finish this. Oh, man. What would Yamcha do? Die. Oh my god. All right. What would you do? Die. Wait. I know. Prepare to die, Kakar. Solar flare. Oh. All right. Or that. Oh, that you out. My eyes. Oh god. It's like walking in on freezer in the shower naked.

1:36:03 [Laughter] All right, that should buy me some time. Now, let's see. Planet, give me your energy. Oh, yeah. My man's going to do the spirit bomb, right? Oh my god. After we finish this, we totally got to watch some like actual DBZ movies with you. Yeah, I should know everything about it at this point. So, uh, you'll be pretty solid. Extremely knowledgeable. Maybe a little Bardock movies at this point. Movie is fired. Which one? Bardock. The Bardock. Bardock. Yeah. I'm not going to tell you who that is. Yo. Yo, he just killed the Is he sucking the life force out of stuff? Yes. What? Tell me. I can see. This man is I am going to kill you. Now take this energy from the entire

1:36:51 world. Oh, that don't be [Laughter] Hey, Kagarat. What's the opposite of Christopher Walkin? Huh?

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