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0:02 oh what the what the he just punched him oh [ __ ] what's up Billy it's time for the final Dragon Ball Z movie Resurrection F and yeah every movie from this point forward is super after this movie um we pretty much need to watch super if we want to progress storywise okay so okay okay let us know if you want to see that Billy yep drop in the comments Billy it's insane how iconic this is do you think that'll die what the 20th in a decade from now people will just not even like know what this is no it'll be 30th Century Fox I don't think we'll be alive for that one yeah I don't I don't know man call me crazy but I got a feeling we ain't going to make it
0:48 [Laughter] boys whoa oh oh there's magikarps that is a big [ __ ] fish uhhuh why does it feel like we're watching a video game it does doesn't it dude Battle of the Gods felt like remember that when they were flying through the sky and I was like this looks like the video game trailers yeah like dude it's clean like are we watching a Pokemon movie what the [ __ ] is happening what is going on why is there a parade of stuffed animals this is DBZ I promise are you sure I'm POS I feel like we got isite into something else like this a this ain't right Dragon Ball Z is that the dude the little the little little lion guy it does look like him wait what he's
1:35 just is he going to sprout into a beautiful angry butterfly Uprising has gotten worse we can't keep them down for much longer disengage yo my man look like a muppet y he does kind of look like a muppet you ain't wrong this is s report his name is sorbet I know they haveon balls and that fale knows how to find them that frog is like Studio gibli level of quality I was just thinking the same thing do I was like holy [ __ ] they put a lot of detail into this go have drinks with tooro only one capable of finding Dragon Balls of course I'm sure Lord frieza's coming back to life into a beautiful butterfly it really is
2:22 dude dude look at way his arms he's so sassy Commander Sor look oh my God are you kidding me they're why they are the Team Rocket of the Dragon Ball Z they really are though dive down and retrieve it right damn I guess I didn't think about that that yeah the Dragon Balls could technically end up anywhere yo he got a my man got a laser ring he got a Captain Planet ring man I guess if he's want to freeze his people he would be powerful yeah bro can you imagine having a statue of yourself in your [ __ ] yard what yo yo my man is the world's
3:11 best babysitter like God damn Grandpa Piccolo yo watching his grandkid yeah SC he was like I was once going to take over the earth now I just babysit the kids of my adversaries know right isn't that wild I got to I got to ask is Mr Satan dead or is it just like he just got a statue of himself out yeah's he's a hero after we do this I wish I had that kind of confidence going to kill us I have a boyfriend named Trunks and if anything happens to me he'll make you regret it you're 41 yeah then Eternal Dragon Shen it always looks so cool yeah that
3:58 [ __ ] doesn't disappoint I shall Grant you any wish now speak just say it real quick like why no I would just say something real quick before Anything Could Happen i' be like turn these guys into pudding that way when beerus comes back he has puding bring him back to life damn that is a hell of a wish right so you're telling me that the last movie mhm right they made a wish never recollected the dragon balls and now peasant just wished for Frieza to come back to life who is leagues below where all the boys are at right now yeah yeah exactly there is little point in returning his soul to that form I wonder if that's why trunks did
4:44 it that way it does make sense right still H sick sucks he said that sucks I don't care what shape he in just bring him back like I told you it's unwise to be rude to a dragon my man got a point please bring Frieza back to life that better damn yeah he said clamor [ __ ] very well here's here's a bunch of meat CHS here's his meat [Laughter] back hey second wish I didn't know I like I wish for him to be a whole ass dude Guardian was placed my Powers were
5:31 altered as well when did this happen I don't know it must have been like when he uh what Piccolo took in Kami or whatever yeah right well no this this is cuz the last one they only got one wish I think no I think he dipped because of beerus being there is that what it was cuz one wish I'm graning one wish I'm getting the fck out of here but like now all's gotten two wishes but yeah I don't know I don't know wish for a million damn my man spit that out real [ __ ] quick only a million oh are you [ __ ] kidding me wait is that a million yeah what the [ __ ] was that he gave him 100,000 each stack they wish for a stack that's it here have a stack you got one stack there's no time for that the SS may know we're here now I
6:17 mean it was a panic wish I guess what the [ __ ] um excuse me guys so they put him in a cryogenic garbage can our soldiers too with how much of a dictator he was like I'm shocked anybody would want to bring him back Stockholm Cal man be like have asked for more like 100 million Z that would have been you know hundred times better yeah just thought if you're too rich your kids turn out to be J own nightclub how many [ __ ] kids y'all got your children right and they're permanent children like what is that music yeah kind of [ __ ] God damn all right it's going hard now bro this dude this intro music goes harder than like the beerus Goku fight
7:02 last movie bro they are hyping it up oh so friezer gets come back stronger because technology is that what we're going to do here dude imagine what that sinzu bean would do with being chopped the bits and burned szu Bean what oh he's saying Frieza okay dude he's so short I know oh he just e been there before and you are name s my Lord you've been in charge bro everybody else is dead like been brought back to the Living World yes using dragon balls and our new
7:47 regeneration machine so I think that that cocoon was Frieza in hell oh was I think that was his hell was being around cute animals I mean I I can relate yeah I've been trying to think about like what the [ __ ] it was oh so I get what they're doing under my command sir rivaling new Force now yeah they're trying to like butter him up you know we brought you back to life sir like put us on your [ __ ] top dead or did it take you a long time restore my life suffering for all of those years in Earth's hell good call must interesting so he goes to Earth's hell um sir you oh why you got to attack that dude surprised of course my
8:34 Vengeance must be satisfied I won't rest until both those super bro he's like three times stronger than he was when he whooped your ass right more than that I'm speaking turn but wouldn't it be wiser to forget about the my Lord this is Canon right yeah this is all Canon so Goku's already hit God level yeah this is this is after beerus he's yeah he's gone the super saiying god he's already gone God level like what yo my man about to get The Bad Touch oh oh no he getting he is bald not no you going to send him in space damn and he was the one of the dudes that helped resurrect him oh he just he just letting all of them go bro yo gibl FR no your budget was too much
9:19 yeah he had too many layers sir that's Sayan Goku has gone through a great deal while you were gone he's more formidable now than when he bested me yes yeah yes I'd expect nothing less he's also died multiple times and got resurrected unlike you that's the last battle our drones recorded who knows if they were more damn so they don't know about the beerus stuff the destroyer in Marin Buu oh I've never trained a day in my life imagine what could happen if I unlock my latent potential oh so that that's how they're explaining Frieza into the arc is him actually training and trying he's just a lazy [ __ ] I could reach a power level of 1.3 million yeah if I remember right I think it was just one of those things where Frieza is just like such a fan favorite that like
10:04 people wanted him back so he just like wild we'll bring them back makes sense I guess yeah wow those eyes are more like what you see in a Yukan bullfrog that's because these are popey goldish pretty cute huh you know he is a very chill like richest man of the earth I don't have time for this yeah all right he just seems survive every time I see him Galactic law specifically States altering time is a serious felony well shut up are clearly St what that's fair right now he and my husband are on some Planet doing who knows what with lord beerus lord beerus they're just chilling wither the Destroyer that's impossible you can't be who does exist what he just thinks he's a
10:52 myth met the guy I'm not sure what he looked like yeah you like hit in the cave the whole time I did a quick sketch oh my my God he looks like a kitty cat because I'm young and smart and do not feel like dying well okay he keeps it real man I appreciate it Professor briefs he's like I was just admiring the Koon you want you come down and eat it before Suns it she really going to draw out beerus's teacher with a strawber Sunday no way I'd say in about an hour or so you jerk why didn't you say that I'll be like stand here he'll be here in like 20 minutes hey at least he got dessert out of it true true crap they're coming for us I'm
11:38 going to floor hold on damn that cop's driving a mailbox y it does look like a mailbox damn is that Krillin Krillin a cop now you think that was dangerous are you kidding me what the [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] he's one of the good ones he's one of the good ones we play too many videos oh it's the [ __ ] dvz theme song Why ISL calling wait actually was it hold on no that was that was it sounded like we are yeah that's one piece it is [Music] yeah that's Frieza
12:25 he's he's come back to life yeah that would be pretty PT like right since he was the one that killed him I think I should go old school oh my God bro they're just like go back the nostalgia's flowing I kind of just like the hair though right for more aerodynamic he's faster now he's so cool I can't believe they shrunk her forehead dude you've been so mad about that dude she had a forehead aomy like it's do you want uncut in early reactions to your favorite series that we do here on the channel what about double episodes we have all of that available and more for billies on patreon and members on YouTube your support means the world to us and it allows us to keep doing what we love and
13:10 keep delivering you the content that you love or will eventually love because Billy is love Billy is live everything's going to be fine Billy everything's going to be fine Billy everything is going to be fine Billy oh so whis is training them dude he is the teacher bro that that is just [Music] crazy can you imagine just being that good at fighting where you're taking a 2v one and put your hands behind your back yeah literally just no [ __ ] given I mean he did say he doesn't sleep so he's always bored when beerus takes his naps mhm
13:57 damn [Laughter] even now you've got to get a shot in at me Vegeta that was an honest mistake oh my such bickering it's time I got we all to myself have fun dog time you go oh he said nap time little fella good night Vegeta time take a nap it's like your turn [Applause] Goku bro that is insane gotcha oh
14:44 push what dude he is insane holy [ __ ] just teleports out all right this has been fun D disappointed look I even signed both of your tops what when did you you two are still thinking this overthinking is limiting your fighting speed messages can only travel through your system [ __ ] you really do like to overthink everything Vegeta you're only thinking less because you're an idiot ability to have each part of your it looks like you stepped in some poop for whatever reason you're always one step behind Goku am I right oh you
15:30 just had to bring that up didn't you but you have problems too I what was that for I've noticed many times where you're so sure of yourself you let your guard down in battle well I still think it was a cheap shot go he just he just he of a sneeze if we got hit by that we would be scraping our bodies off the ground I simply perform a temporal doover a temporal do time to right before the incident happened I give him a quick pop on the Noggin what hell are you explain right like yo let me guess all it took to get on your good side was something high in
16:17 calories if you ever found a way to work together for once you would be able to go Toe totoe with even Lord beerus no one asked to hear your opinion we he said shut the [ __ ] up jeta doesn't bug me as much as I seem to bother him but when I work on my own well I've said my I love how aware he is so what was the price don't worry my Lord I made sure to save some leftovers you swine when I asked what they brought you you used the phrase this time does that mean you Earth Huggers have come here repeatedly while I was sleeping that's awesome I love them dude oh my God just bribing this like Godlike being with food what the hell oh that ain't good oh hey look I recognize one of those ships that's a
17:04 capsule corpse ship they're just doing more experiments true more experiments just dragons coming out of skies and stuff M holy [ __ ] oh wow that's a lot feels like they set down near North City man's just going a track suit God damn bro such fun way to say hello oh my God no it's fine it's it's it's I didn't bring chatsu or Yamcha these guys are too dangerous for them they just gave up they no it's not even worth it wol Fang fist is just out of its League now but they brought Master rosi oh my God is Goku not here
17:52 yet no but he is coming soon you'll see bold one I have a distinct memory ofing him back on namk well it seems the dragon balls so uncalled for um BMA Bulma what are you doing she just had to R tacing the creepy white and purple guy in the hover is freza which means you're a better artist than I gave you credit for oh my were the first two losses not enough how'd you come back to life anyway you should be more polite with guys who can kill you yeah she struggles with that you're not just obsessed with Revenge you suck at it too what took you damn oh [ __ ] if I were you I'd leave before I start a fight I can't win stop it PMA you're a not help me if I will give Goku
18:39 another 10 seconds to show C Jer screw you oh my God soldiers give them everything you've got oh that is just a fuckload of dudes your quote is 170 soldiers each that your hold your Goku and Vegeta get here oh my god dude bro could you imagine doing some rough shorthand math right there 170 holy [ __ ] okay let's go rosi oh oh he said uhoh his thing broke dude Krillin use your use your signature move cut everything in half
19:26 right a little too brutal damn I he just shot everyone in their kneecaps yeah just just okay [ __ ] whoa God the art is so clean dude it really is dude like these movies just are absolutely gorgeous M damn you know joo's got some moves I ain't going to lie yeah dude [Music]
20:13 damn oh it didn't matter there's just so many oh [ __ ] you should learn to respect your elders Jesus oh there you go yeah oh now Destructor disc is way cooler than kenen I'm sorry is he about to go super God there is something to appreciate about stuff like this where it's like they can just overwhelm with numbers like it doesn't matter that they're way way weaker and like like goofy many there's just so [ __ ] many of them
20:58 right like there's something about that that I can appreciate it's just difficult to overcome I want him just to say dodge right here damn say your [Music] prayer bro it's never ending ooh oh not like this wait who y oh okay God okay God damn Gohan bro he's just so squirly that's one way to do it they're
21:44 just so D oh my idiots oh did he bait them in yep you know for being gtic patol person he knows a lot about Earth right yeah the feeling's mutual who are you I'm just an Earthling that knows how to fight I thought you were too strong and too funny looking to be from here I'm just like waiting for Goku to show up and like just wipe the floor with him flick his head off his neck and then like the movie just ends [Music] credits dude can you imagine I mean they've been training with a God right like so this is just
22:31 like even more so not a god they've been training with a God's Master Okay the master of the god beam rest inace got oh my man said sleepo oh here we go here we go oh yo Freez is like wait a goddamn second instantaneous bro one punch good good night everyone get back now I like how they have the ability to stop attacks like this if it's actually going to destroy the Earth yeah but it's freeza just destroying his own men so just get back yeah I mean you know it solves a problem jeez glad I don't work for
23:22 him damn okay okay good night yeah he's in real trouble I think his heart stopped beating oh my God Down the Hatch down the Hedge centu Bean hey how many more of those censu beans do we have Krillin he's like bro we're going to have to down the whole bag one more that's it oh lovely oh my just eating pizza yeah why am I not surprised Pizza some beer yep yep cheese jeez it's a bit pungent but I love it a come on Lord beerus do you really have to interrupt our if I want to yes and I don't
24:07 recommend you take that sort of tone with a destroyer again but if you prefer I can destroy it now and you can practice in peace no no that's okay I love that his threats are just I'll destroy your planet if you don't shut the [ __ ] up hello lady Bulma it wouldn't happen to be imagine getting asked this while this is going down so I've been waiting forever Goku are there right that evil scumback frie has come back to life and the Earth's in danger scumbag am I scumbag hey Goku's to in transmission and he need signal to lock wait no shut up this is awesome shut the [ __ ] up right now they're literally going to make a beacon because he's so far away here
24:52 Vegeta let's go what please you're actually asking me to hold your hand just oh my God I like shut the [ __ ] up and come on oh look they're working together right I'm actually curious based on the time I wonder 35 minutes on the time the movie I think is around when it ends I wonder if they're going to show up at the end oh my God that'd be amazing show up at the start of the fight cuz yeah there's like 30 there's like around 35 Plus minutes left you can't imagine the depths of my suffering there it is it's because of that's why I've been training intensively every day since my return to make sure I won't lose to you again I'll make sure you suffer for that too like
25:38 you made me work [ __ ] Okay I think it's also cuz he just doesn't want to go into his other forms cuz they're useless true didn't like one of his forms he became a bull or something he did look kind of bullish do you want uncut in early reactions to your favorite series that we do here on the Channel what about double episodes we have all of that available and more for billies on patreon and members on YouTube your support means the world to us and it allows us to keep doing what we love and keep delivering you the content that you love or will eventually love because Billy is love Billy is live everything's going to be fine Billy everything's going to be fine Billy everything is
26:23 going to be fine Billy just got out of the way yeah he's like so to be honest Frieza I'm not so sure I need to yet well well well I love the confidence of just not even going Super Saiyan though I mean that's what wh was saying though right like his overconfidence is kind of his problem yeah true MH all right oh all right shoulder throw nice he's so
27:08 angry ooh dude that's a dirty move right there bro you might need a final final form Nightmare how can oneing have that much strength well he grew up here but he isan you know can't be one here it's true damn this man doesn't believe [ __ ] when he's seeing it I'll pretend I didn't hear that it was my job to keep this world saying free that would be way too much paperwork oh my god oh okay damn Vegeta dude the veins in his eyes like he's so angry oh holy [ __ ] oh yo my God damn
27:58 he just pushed I think that's like the same move that he did oh back like when he went Super Saiyan and fired it back there so much rage right now seriously that's all you've got oh over confidence dude I just love keep focusing on him Vegeta's getting so pissed oh what the [ __ ] what the he just punched him oh my God this you promised me we would take turns Kakarot jeez man this is insane they're fighting each other Ser really I love a bman knows too still knows who holds the leash oh my
28:43 God he's such an idiot let me fight him just a little longer and then and then we'll switch damn he just going he just going to leave he just going to leave what is happening in this show dude this movie is ridiculous then let's both go all in very well monkeys first I don't want you to get discouraged bro he's [ __ ] talking so hard I love it first I go Super Saiyan 1 you think he's going to give him the steps this is what I beat you with the first time this is what I used to beat cell dude I like the music feels more ominous than you right I know it is a very like ominous transformation super saian with blue hair Dy
29:29 I could not imagine being a voice actor and having to record something like this oh your throat would be ruined by the end dude and having to be in a show that's constantly like where they just shout for powerups oh his power it's amazing call this golden friezer oh my God has far more to it than a shimmering new facade it makes me wonder if that means he has control over what his form is it definitely seems like it hey Vegeta so you want to take that turn right now or what he told us he wanted to fight you remember V's like n dude you can have him right now you're blue go after go ahead right like you got it
30:14 dude ooh oo well damn that just kind of feels unnecessary I do love the design of like the Super Saiyan blue though I like both honestly like they both look kind of sick little back and forth trade here yeah no big oh look they're holding hands right was easier than Vegeta and Goku doing it oh oh that looked like it hurt oh that also look like a yeah music in this movie has been great too mhm let's fight inside of a volcano
31:01 that's not dormant or that's not active good afternoon my and Lord beerus are you here to help here for that offering of the strawberry Sunday I don't think it was 35 minutes I think it was a little quick okay okay I'm getting it now just don't blow us all up if it's a little melted all right yo my man's like I want my Sunday yeah I want my Sunday dude that's what I came here for that and I want to watch feeling they actually came for this though I mean as uh since whiz has been training him this entire time it would make sense right yeah they want to see him in action honestly I don't even know cuz Vegeta's not even part of the fight anymore man just didn't even want to tag in he he just dipped he like I'm good he didn't want to smoke whoa chill out bro I'm still getting used to this okay it's all yours oh no it's some
31:49 kind of fruit that's even better it's such a burst of flavor this man I swear yes if they work together they'd clearly be unstoppable but they're far too proud to do that y stupid you said it not me oh Bal was going to yell at Vegeta isn't she get your ass in the fight what are you doing I would like dude come on that's insane though that he is actually like to admit it but I'm [ __ ] up Goku but I won't stop until I've had my revenge and you're in far too many pieces to C what beerus it's not polite freezer you forgot to say Lord what are you doing here but just do it farther away from my ice cream I don't want to confuse your combat dust for
32:36 sprinkles stop me free a wind he'll kill us all as long as you keep supplying me with fine Delicacies like this I'll make sure that your life is spared at least you just stay close to me Kakarot I'll take my turn now if you want the only reason you're volunteering now is cu you see his we you see his weakness too I love how much [ __ ] talking they're doing your new form is burning through more power than your body can supply I'll just stop wasting my time and kill you right
33:21 now damn all right I honestly assume this fight would be a lot easier here right I assumed it'd be a fight but I didn't expect it to be this close I was expecting more of a cakewalk but yeah we here now so yeah uhoh like [ __ ] off damn I mean that's one way to get somebody that needs to breathe oh that'll work too D Goku is enjoying this so much oh God God damn bro the [ __ ] hops wa Tony Hawks
34:10 Dragon Ball Z oh [ __ ] uhoh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he did the finger punch did you think I wouldn't notice that was my strawberry [Laughter] us wait he's going to shoot it at the planet I don't think he's thinking too much right now I'll send it back are you are you going to send it back oh yeah is that going to be enough though I can't get over just Vegeta just standing there mad as [ __ ] mhm I'll be here for a
34:57 rematch when you're ready I promise damn damn bro you you're you're wrecking your car dude he's going to mess up the Sunday damn I guess they he got lucky they must have finished it early what the [ __ ] what centu Bean oh Goku thing for contingency plans right Goku as if I'd allow even the slightest chance of losing to you again dude what a [ __ ] senu Bean you got one left suuban oh dude I cannot imagine how bad
35:42 that would hurt it can't feel goodoo you won the battle but you lost the war and the dream I clung to in that damn cocoon is finally at hand dude he's so he's so mad Vegeta come down here for a second do it and I'll spare you at least is Vegeta about to just pop off and be like yeah I feel like Vegeta's about to whoop his ass Vegeta no shut your mouth woman we tried to warn you and yet here you are I guess you always will be a naive idiot take Goku's life and I'll appoint you the supreme commander of the entire freeza force now I may actually regret this huh I'm going to pulverize you you until there's nothing
36:29 left [ __ ] well I wonder what the prince would do if he knew you authorize Planet Vegeta destru from shut the [ __ ] up oh yeah oh yeah back to oh [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] that's satisfying good thing that space cop didn't want his the space cop it's your turn anyway have fun have fun oh my God I can't with this man dude if you believe you get defeat me he doesn't [ __ ] learn bro I love that transition so much so good yeah so Frieza about
37:17 that [ __ ] that's clean dude but I don't share kakarot's taste for forgiveness oh damn he just gave him a one two like it wasn't [ __ ] it's all that training dude I know he's not even trying I don't even think he's moved Vegeta I think he's just been standing like almost the same spot just beat the [ __ ] out of him this is not the way damn he smacked my man into another color palette you can all go to Hell Without Me
38:03 what oh [ __ ] [Music] uhoh oh that ain't good uhoh quickly right oh is he he's going to be able to do that temporal thing right the time oh I didn't even think about that holy [ __ ] dude oh my God God he actually destroyed Earth why is Frieza got to be such a punk [ __ ] he is dude like I mean he's like a spoiled little like rich brat right yeah I mean he even said he didn't have to try until like you know this time mhm they're all gone and all the rest I can turn back time remember 3 minutes is as far back as I'm able to
38:49 manage oh that that's why I tell all my dates dude that's such yeah it how many times has he has he done this we just need to highlight real every time he's destroyed somewhere and we has like set it [Laughter] back oh [ __ ] she just like ah the [ __ ] all right I'm out bye yeah and he in that normal form n it's over bro yeah I would say so holy [ __ ] damn holy music bro wow God Vegeta's going to be so pissed yeah he's not going to be pleased I can explain okay oh no you're not smooth talking
39:35 your way out of this one Kakarot you told me it was I want answers he's like well you kind of died yeah you kind of [ __ ] up and didn't actually kill him even though you had the beam right in his face she's literally explaining it to well who would have thought you sure you don't want to arrest him manipulating time is a serious Galactic offense well my official response is that I didn't see anything damn he is a cop should we practice fighting together in case we need to sometime little forhad they never do that again no glad to hear yeah I want to I I need to see them actually work together one time n they'll never going to work together they're just going to agree on things right yo we're back good God this is
40:24 glorious damn they gave him more now they're all there a they love him god dude they love him I can't believe this all right now bring back cell yeah we'll just go down the list I