0:10 Hello everyone, this is it. This is the first episode of the One Piece Dungeons & Dragons podcast. I'm here with Lost Paws Noble. Hello, how's it going? What's cracking? I'm here with Tekkin. I'm ities. I'm here with Too Spooky. Howdy lads. And I'm here with Briggs from All Day Anime. What up, Chad lads? You almost forgot again. The only person here who's played D&D before besides me is Tekking. So for a lot of these people, it's their first experience in the world of Dungeons and Dragons. Rustage, did you tell them about the initiation? No, we should not tell them about that special thing they have to do or else they might get afraid. Yeah, I think we might get banned on Twitch if too many of us are naked at once. I still have the
0:58 scars from when I had to get initiated, yeah. Yeah. I'm scared. Thanks for sending me the video, by the way. Oh, God. Yeah, well, you know. For anyone who's interested, we are just running fifth edition Dungeons and Dragons, but we've removed the elements that wouldn't exist in the One Piece universe, like elves and magic and stuff. And we are homebrewing a devil fruit system, but everyone here, they're shitty pirates, they don't have devil fruits. They're like the shit is pirates. They're like starting out. They're like, okay, we're ranked higher than Foxy. I mean, come on. No, no, no, no, no. Holy shit. You are not. You are not ranked higher than Foxy. Are you kidding me? You are of the levels of the mountain pirates that Pirates that Shanks beats in episode one. one or whatever in the first chapter. No, no, no, Higama
1:44 still ranks higher than Foxy. I have a different rank. Actually, no, no, you are not higher than, you are not higher than the Mounted Bandits. They have a bounty. You guys don't have a bounty yet. Oh, God. We're like the Mounted Bandits, like minions, like the little guys. All right, fine. But we have cool outfits. That's all that matters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was waiting for Tekken to be like, well, actually, in episode, chapter 9, as well. The fucking Mounted Bandits come back and they actually Yoko level and it was like they put intended to lose the shanks. Well in chapter 912 that's when they were talking about Ace at Wano. So damn it why do I know this? Anyway if you don't know anything about One Piece that's also fine. It's sort of an original story. They're not like playing as Luffy. They're playing as their own characters in
2:33 the One Piece universe. So it will be- And this takes place before like all that, like Luffy was even born and stuff, right? Yeah. It takes place right after, like a few years after Goldie Rogers executed, spoilers. And, but a few years before Luffy sets off in his journey. So in that like 10 year gap. Is it a 10 year gap, Tekken? It's a 24 year gap, but okay. All right, somewhere in that 24 year gap. This takes place. So if they do come across a character that does exist in universe, they'd probably be a child. In this time frame, like Frankie would be a little kid. Robin would be a little kid. Brooke would still be. Well, Brooke's still in the Florian Triangle regardless. Brooke's dead. Brooke is already dead. Brooke's dead as fuck. It's set in the South Blue because there's not a lot there. So we have freedom. We have the chat here so
3:19 people can see the roles. We might as well begin. So I'm going to start with an introduction and then you guys will introduce your characters. So, um, all of you open your eyes. You're lying shipwrecked on a beach of an abandoned island. You remember a typhoon hitting your ship and completely decimating it. Uh, some of you have wounds and scars sort of covering your bodies and you feel a bit dizzy as you open your eyes and see fragments of discarded ships thrown about the beach. Should we first introduce Teking who is the captain? I'll bring up his little guy. So my character is William and eminon is my last name which it's
4:09 it's a joke if you'd see that but anyway um so i'm a rogue i'm a swashbuckler rogue you know that's from like an extra book that's from xanathars i'm a charlatan basically i just wander from town to town island to island and you know perform various card tricks i'm a swindler so to speak um probably the big thing that i did is there was one town i was in and there was a lord there and i'm like oh well that's easy pickings and i ran afoul of him and some other characters as well that really just want me dead in my head on a pike so uh yeah uh how old is your character again uh i put myself as like the same like like probably like 28 28 roughly yeah he's a swindler he's also the captain of the crew he's captain william yes i'm a captain william uh sort of by the fact that nobody else wanted to
4:54 be the captain It is quite a bit of responsibility, but I do believe that I can guide my mates to victory. Apparently not, because we're shipwrecked on a damn island, so I didn't do my job right. I'll do this. Okay, let's go over to Two Spookies character now. Alrighty. So, I am Verona, aged 22. I recently decided to become a pirate after, uh, I'm not going to go too into the backstory of my character here, but let's just say that my father used to be a marine captain and some bad stuff happened to him and Now I'm trying to find the truth of why he was slain And I'm also the navigator of the crew not a very good one. I'm a fighter role. I specialize in ranged deck ranged attacks, but I'm not that great
5:43 Nobody is right now and then next we've got Lost pause noble your character Dura's Hello! Welcome, my name is Duros. I am a former knight, and I tried to protect the people, but one unfortunate day, when I was doing my duty and trying to protect the peace, I was betrayed by the Navy itself. Cut down, scarred, left for dead, and now I wish to protect the people of my own volition by becoming a pirate, because the Navy itself is... Well, one thing that cannot be changed and will always be the same, but the pirate has a free life, and I wish to seek out my own free life and do what I wish to do. Well, perfect.
6:28 Did a fucking first character. And then finally, Briggs. What up, everybody? I'm Ragnar. I'm a 43-year-old barbarian. I'm pretty good at swinging an axe, chop a lot of wood. I'm going to probably be the shipwright of the crew since I built a lot of houses back in my day. Trying to... start a new life at sea and go on a cool adventure with the boys. You also have terrible perception and wisdom. He rolled terribly, and so he doesn't have object permanence. So anything that's not immediately in his line of vision, he doesn't think is there. So if there's someone smaller than him, he doesn't know they're there unless they make them look down. And most people are smaller than Ragnar. I'm a tall barbarian. who's not the smartest, although I am smart in a few things.
7:19 But I know nothing of the world, so I'm hoping to learn more. And that's the crew. So you guys immediately wake up after a typhoon hitting your ship. You see the beaches strewn with dead bodies, some of them being like pirates that you had helping you on your ship, you know, like lesser pirates. They're dead now. They're all fucking dead. But you also see remnants of lots and lots of like navy bodies. scattering the beach as well, most of them also dead. But as you look up, you see a sort of wounded girl. She's got like frizzy pink hair, but like a black hood and a black cloak. And she lays on the ground bounded in rope and
8:05 directly above her, a man dressed in Navy uniform has one foot pressed against her, like her face and is holding a pistol up against her. He also looks wounded. It looks like he's got a bit of like wood chips sticking out of his arm. Behind him stands another man also holding his gun. And you can sort of hear him vaguely in the distance. And he's yelling, I know we have to take you back alive, but I ain't afraid to shoot if you cause me any more problems. I'll just report it as a naval accident. So don't move, I swear. What do you guys want to do? It's your first opportunity to do something. Okay, um... Oh, you're the captain. I'll let you decide. I'm the captain. I'm like, okay, so we're all together then. Like, everybody... Rick is dead. Random pirate. He was dead.
8:54 He's like, we'll mourn him later. But it's like... Okay. It's like, um... I would probably go rush toward the woman and try to help. Because if I'm a pirate, I'm against the Navy. And I see a Navy, you know, putting his foot on somebody. Like, it doesn't matter. It's the Marines. You know, it's like... They're the enemies. Um... Even in my adult state, I might think like they're the reason we wrecked, you know, so that might have caused something. As you start running towards the pink haired girl, the man immediately notices you and sticks his gun up a poinsettia at you and goes, you, I don't know who you are. How did you survive the typhoon? And you can see him physically quake, like quivering as he's doing it. All right. So I'm, okay. Hmm. So... Can I, uh, I'm gonna say maybe
9:41 something with, like, insight to tell, like, he's very clearly rattled, like, so he's not as big of a threat as I originally perceived him to be. Yeah, uh, wait, are you trying to do, like, an insight check to, like, check, uh, like, his mental state? Yeah, kind of. Yeah, you can do that. Go ahead. See how terrified he is. All right. So, from your point of view, he's not a very high-ranking member of the Navy, you notice, by his, like, uniform. And clearly, whoever was in charge of his boat is dead. Can I get an age, a general age range on this kid? He's 19. He's ginger. He's got, like, freckles running across his face. Oh, okay. And, like, he's very skinny, scrawny guy. And, um... He has another Navy officer behind him, a Navy man behind him, who looks
10:30 less scared, but he has a huge piece of wood in his leg. So he's like, he almost looks like he's fading in our consciousness a little bit. All right. I'm not really going to care about that guy right now because he's, once again, he's like a Marine. He's like, you know, he's like brutally wounded. I'm worried about the situation at hand. So I'm going to stop. I'm not going to go any further. I'm going to kind of like... not grab my flintlock, but I'm just gonna put my hand kind of close to it. Yeah. And just be like, oh, okay there. It's all right. Just right now, I think we just all need to calm down. I am calm. Are you kidding me? I'm the calmest I've ever been. He's not calm. Yeah, I can tell. Okay. I'm gonna look back at my crew and just... Hey, Rona. Hey, Rona. I
11:20 think you gotta get behind him. My head. I said, go left Ragnar. I don't know what you were thinking. Are we all grouped together? Are we all kind of... I guess we're all grouped together. I'd probably up the... Yeah. I'll be up early. Let's roll with that. Like, I'm gonna whisper over at... I'm gonna whisper over at Durris. I'm like, hey... Could you just like sneak like a little bit around this guy just Yes, I will very gladly sneak around in my cloud clanging armor All right, all right Duros do you want to try?
12:10 You're gonna make me actually try to sneak? Do you wanna diso- do you wanna disobey an order? You don't have to do it, you don't have to do it, you could be like, maybe I shouldn't do that. You know what, YOLO man, I do wanna save her. I feel like I would just probably rush the guy at this point, but yeah, I'll do what my captain says. I will gladly sneak. You have disadvantage. You got a four. which is shit, obviously. So Duros, you're like, yes, captain. And you take a step. And as you take a step, your entire armor like rattles like. The guy turns to you, seeing you take that step, sees you as a threat and immediately fires his gun off. What is your armor class? Okay, he fires your gun, but it pings up against your armor and flies off into the distance. As
12:58 he fires, can I shoot, like non-lethally, I'm not aiming for his head, but can I try to fire at his shoulder or his leg or something? Yeah, go ahead. Do you want to fire a shot? Okay, alright, I'm going to fire a shot. That was my plan all along. I distracted him. You hit him, so do you want to do damage? You know, I don't want to kill the guy. I want to shoot him in his arm or his leg or just knock him back. Do you want to still do the damage anyway to see how much? There you go, you did 12. So you shoot him non-lethally in the leg, but... It's such a massive blow in his fucking leg. He falls unconscious. I'm like, I'm sorry, bro. I really didn't mean to do that. I'm like, I'm sorry. I didn't mean for him to have that much pain. But at the same time, I'm like, ah. All right, let's go check on the girl. The Marine behind him, who's now sort of
13:48 slumped on the ground, gets out his pistol and goes, You son of a bitch. I don't know what you did to little old Jenkins, but you're not going near this girl. I've sworn my life to rescort this one. He's heavily breathing. It looks like he's on the verge of passing out already anyway. Oh, God. All right. So, as Duros was making his ultimate... distraction over here yes i would like to have been moving the opposite direction so nobody's paying attention to me with my stealth am i able to do that yeah you can do a stealth all right you actually did it distraction is and my clanginess everyone is paying attention to me corona you're you're so sneaky that nobody could fucking see
14:33 you not even your teammates like that they think you might you might have just abandoned them so during all that i would have collected myself from the wreckage a little bit, kind of figuring out what's going on, and I've got my rifle just kind of aimed at the guy in the back who's lifted up his gun. Just in case. I'm not ready to fire quite yet. Okay, okay. You got it ready. I'm over here, Ragnar. Shh. Your voice. Okay. Yeah, so he's holding his gun up to you. Going like... I will shoot, I swear to God. I heard words from God, so I will slowly approach the Navy. Oh God, here we go. Don't get any closer.
15:23 You can see him sort of fading in and out. Yeah, I'm going to point my gun at him too, and I'm just going to be like, just calm down. You should just don't try it. This isn't going to end well for you. You should just lay there. Don't move. Do you want to do a persuasion for that? Yes, I will. To try and convince him. I will try. If it doesn't work, I'll charge him, Captain. Duly noted. We may have to take that off. Because I don't think I was very persuasive. You're not very persuasive. You got an eight. So he goes, the fuck are you talking about? If I put my gun down, you would just shoot me like you shot Jenkins. I'm not going to shoot anyone. Hey,
16:09 Duros. Can you stab him? No, I don't. Duros will gladly charge this man and broadside him across his face to knock him clean. Normally, I'm perfectly fine with shooting a marine dog in the face, but he's kind of already bleeding out. I would feel bad. I mean, he's not. Just make sure he can't hurt anybody here. Take the gun away from him, you know? Sure. Yes, Duros will go up to him and basically just rip the pistol out and knock him down. I guess that's the way. Okay. He's already down. I mean, yeah. Oh, I thought you did you knock him down? No, this guy that you the other guys unconscious. This is the guy that was behind him and is is on the like sitting on the ground because his leg is wounded. So yeah,
16:57 you could just fucking I mean, you can knock him completely prone. Yeah, I'll just knock him. I'll just go up. I will go up to him and knock him in the noggin. Just knock him down. All right. Just for that, do you just want to do a strength check? He will try and fire at you, but again, your armor is so good and he's so shit. I will do a strength check. He will have disadvantage. That's good enough. I mean, you've got to quit. Fuck it. You did what you did. He split his skull open. Oh, wow. You go to rip the gun. Whilst he does that, he is going to, whilst you do that, he is going to try and, holy shit. So, you charge at him. And in that moment, all of a sudden, his mind becomes
17:42 clear. And he hears... The voice of like his father from many years ago. When you're about to die, Lawrence, remember this, you aim. direct for the head. You can do it. He pulls out his gun, like time slows down for him. A bullet fires out from his gun. He shoots you. The bullet doesn't quite hit your head. It pierces your arm and pierces you through the chest as you knock him down. Blood is now gushing out of your wound. So much for a crit roll. He then- No! You just both, you both critted. Oh! All right, I think I'm gonna use pers- I shouldn't do that in that voice. I'm gonna use persuasion. Oh, no, he's unconscious. Oh, he's unconscious. Yeah, the moment- I
18:28 knocked his ass out. Yeah, this gun fired- I thought he just got knocked down. I was gonna be like, all right, this is a bad situation. He fired off the gun right before he got charged. Then he got hit and he got knocked out unconscious. Now he is unconscious. You've got two unconscious Marines and then you have a girl who's sort of now squirming in the ropes. She can't quite get up. Okay. All right. Okay. So like Ragnar, you go take care of Zuros to make sure he's not bleeding out. Does anybody else have an attitude today? I shout out to like all the other Marines that are... Is anyone else going to try to shoot us today? I'm like... Zuros, brother, okay. I... I've had worse. I've been stabbed many times and left for dead. This is but a flesh wound. Oh, he's fine. Okay, he's still doing... He's good. So a guy
19:16 in the shipwreck over there, he sort of lifted his hand and he goes, Hold up. Hold up. Hello. My name is... I just fire my flintlock in the air and I'm just like... I will stay down. Just please don't shoot me. I'm going... I'm going to crawl away now. Please. I'm going to go. I'm going to live a life... I'm gonna live a life on this abandoned island. Where you're at, kid, if you move, we just gonna make everything figured out here. Actually, you know, I'm gonna move my sights over to this kid now. Oh, I know, I swear to God. I swear to- No, no, no. Listen, I- I've- You know, I can- I can just like- I can make a little wooden hut for myself here, drink coconut juice for the rest of my life, just don't fucking kill me, please. I have- I don't- I was gonna say I have a wife, but I'm too young for that. Nobody actually has ever loved me, but- Please someone tell this kid to shut
20:03 the hell up. This kid's voice is doing the headache. Should I go over and smack him in the head? Okay, okay, actually- No, hey, um, sorry guys, I'm actually dead. Pretend that this was a dream. And he puts his head down and pretends to be dead. Oh shit, he died. As long as he shuts his cornhole, I'm fine with this, okay? All right, so watch my back so nobody else tries to shoot me. I'm gonna go over and check on this girl, okay? I got you, Captain. Thank you. All right. I'm using this dead man's clothes to heal your wound. I don't think that's how it works, but thanks for the- Oh shit, he's not dead! Move the window! Alright, so I'm gonna go- Is she lying on the ground? She's tied up lying on the ground. She's conscious though. Alright,
20:51 I'm gonna approach her. I'm gonna kneel down and I'm just gonna say, alright, please tell me you're not part of this group. What the fuck does it look like? Please, if you're gonna do anything, just untie me already. Yeah, okay, I will. I have like a knife on me, so I'm just gonna untie her. You untie her and she immediately springs up and like brushes the dirt off her. Now you can see her standing up. She's wearing like leather armor, but with like a silver shoulder plate on her shoulder. Okay, she's but she's got a cloak that covers up like her head and her ears and stuff You could just see a bit of pink frizzy hair sticking out and her face and she's also got bright pink eyes as well All right, so I she's quite small as well. She's about I'd say
21:37 five to five three. Oh, okay cool So I I stand up I put my knife away after I cut her loose and I'm like so um Interesting day, has it not been? Yeah, I mean, yeah, definitely. How can I tell you guys aren't just gonna kill me right here, right now? I have been through. I'll tell you, I'll give you a really quick test on that. Are you going to talk my ear off like other pieces of shit today? No, I mean, I can't. I shout over her as the, I'm shouting directly at the other Marine when I'm saying that. The Marine goes, I am so sorry. Yeah, I'm sure you are. Like, as long as you don't do that, we should be on good terms. So she like puts her fists up and you notice that she's got gloves over her fists, but
22:23 they're quite like, the gloves are kind of like bulging slightly. They look, the gloves look way too big for her hands. Like you imagine she would have smaller hands than what the gloves display. Okay. And she's just like, listen, I've had a really rough week. I've been through so much. And this is the one good thing that's happened so far. I don't want you guys to come and fuck this up. Well, I don't know how good it would be. Our ship is destroyed. And there's like death everywhere. Like, do you see Rick over there? Rick's dead. He's my best friend. I mean, I'm glad you're alive, I guess. I mean, we know, you know what? We should probably go check to see how much like food and stuff we can salvage from this if we're going to be on a deserted island. You guys got any ale? Yeah. Ragnar Verona, go check the hold and make sure
23:11 everything's like, what we can salvage from this. Durus, you're right, buddy. Are you, are you, you need any help? I'm doing just fine. I'm just bleeding a little bit. Don't worry about that. Aye aye, Captain. Yeah, go check some for medical, medical supplies, first aid. whatever we have. Whatever you can salvage. All right, so you do a perception check, whoever's doing that, to look around the beach for supplies. So if two of us are doing it, would we both do one? One of them would do it, but the other one would be helping, so that person would have advantage. There we go. So I could... Perception okay. Yeah, so if you're doing it. Okay. Oh my god Wow, okay. I'm smart you just turn around and it's almost like you like x-ray vision the fucking beach You
23:58 yes, you see there is like there are sacks of meat sort of strewn out. So some meat has like spilled out, but there's some good hefty sacks of meat. And there is an entire like pristine first aid kit. Just like there's a medic, like a medic Marine. He's holding a first aid kit, but he's like dead clearly. He like protected the first aid kit with his life and you find it. What a nice man. Okay. All right. Now I address my crew. I'm like, okay, we got the first aid kit. I know none of us are doctors, but who would be probably best suited to use this to fix up Durus here? That would probably be me with my survival knowledge. It would be medicine. It would be a medicine check. Oh, never mind. I mean,
24:45 I could take a crack at it if you want me to, but I'm not the best. What is this medicine you speak of? Yeah, Ragnar would be the worst. Okay, so you're a no. You're probably a hard pass on you, Ragnar. Okay. Sounds good. This doesn't involve a nail and a hammer, so we're not going to be... I'm gonna start chopping some firewood over here. Actually, no, actually, good idea. Pretty good. Okay. So I could take a crack at the first aid. I'll roll for medicine. Okay. So Duras passes you the first aid kit to heal himself. Oh, good roll. That's like, that's one away from a crit that you got there. Yeah. Critical healing. So healthy. You're so good. I wrapped that bandage perfectly. And I, you know, I don't kiss your wound, but I kiss my hand and put it on the wound.
25:32 We'll just do it, this first aid kit, it's a d4 plus what your wisdom modifier is. So do you want to roll that? So you take- D4 plus wisdom? Yeah, one d4 plus whatever you're- Okay, so you got a four. So what is your wisdom? I have a plus two to my wisdom. So six, you get six hit points back, Aderos. Oh great, I'm almost back to normal. Yeah, your wound is all patched up, you're no longer bleeding. Too bad there's like a singular hole in your armor. to something. That's alright. It makes character. So, alright, we got that taken care of. Now, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna gather the crew together where Ragnar is cutting fire. Where do I want to gather everyone together? The girl, I'm gonna tell her to like, hey, just sit tight, hang
26:17 back a little bit. I need to discuss with my crew. Just please don't run away or anything yet. We're just, we're not discussing anything involving you. It's actually involving them. I mean, how the, okay. All right. Firstly, you don't fucking tell me what to do. I mean, I'm grateful that you saved my life, but can you tell me what the fuck is going on? Suddenly there was a typhoon. Okay. Okay. Ship, ships wrecked. A Marine. Yes. Got up. Weather is a thing. Yes. Weather exists. No, a Marine. Sorry. A Marine got up, pointed. I thought I was safe on this Island. I'll tell you. I thought nobody would find me here. Wait, wait, wait, wait, I thought you were brought here by them. You were on the island to begin with? No, they were hunting me and I was like, wow, please. I saw their Navy ship. I was like, please don't come to this island. Fucking typhoon happened. I was like, my prayers have been answered. And then all of
27:06 a sudden, some of those fuckers survived. Okay. Um, so I can tell you've been through a lot today. Um, you can join us if you want that. I, I'm just actually, we're going to discuss the Marines right now. Okay. I mean, we've also got meat. We have meat. All right. I'm going to gather everybody together and I'm going to address. I'm like, all right, here's the deal guys. I'm going to take out my gun and I'm going to be like, all right, look, Looks like we're probably gonna be on this island for a little while. Ragnar, what do you think about our ship? Do you think you could fix it a little bit up? Or wait, he's here out of character. Is that a ship, right? I'm sorry, I blanked for a second. Yeah, he is, he is. Okay, thank God, all right. What do you think it's gonna take to fix
27:53 up our ship? I mean, could you use parts from the marine vessel or, you know? I've been chopping a lot of wood. I could do a lot of fixes to the helm, but it's looking like it's gonna be a good couple hours before we could even... Can I try to take sale? Alright, I'll come in here and say that your ship is not even... you can't even... it's like so destroyed. There is no there is no shit I just noticed that we have no Where's the ship gone? No, the ship is purely just in pieces. You are looking at the interior here guys I don't think it's possible I just pointed to a bunch of like like random driftwood on the beach. I'm like, yeah You know, I think our captain is
28:41 not the best decision-making Asking me to sneak trying to fix a dead boat. This is very strange. That was a very logical decision. I distracted him as you'll notice. Not everything I do is well known to anyone, even myself, but I can always round up. I get to where I need to be. Sorry to interrupt. I hear you guys don't have a vessel. That is true. We do not. Well, I guess I have to repay you guys for saving me and all that. She looks off. She's not making eye contact with you as she's saying this. I mean, I had to come here somehow. I have a small rowing boat that you can use as long as I'm there to oversee and we can get to an
29:29 island into where I know that they make ships. And then she like looks away very kind of flustered a little bit. This seems very like, She keeps looking away. She seems very trustworthy. And then she turns around and it's like, and it's only because you did that thing for me one time. It's not because I want to do anything for you guys. You guys are dirty pirates. She looks away again. Oh, God. I'm like, okay, well, I mean, not the first time I've been called that, but, you know, um, Screw you, but all right. We saved your life, but okay. Anyway. I would have been able to get out of those ropes myself. Eventually. I just didn't want to at the
30:15 time. I don't know. That guy was kind of panicky with the gun. All right. Well, I'll tell you what. Can you just hang back for a bit? I'll address this with my crew here because this is, you know, a lot of weird stuff going on right now. All right. This wench seems a little bit crazy there, William. Although, I feel like she's kind of powerless. We might as well just take her boat. She was running from the Navy, and I don't like the Navy too much. Yeah, I don't either. And honestly, did you see her keep looking off? She's clearly lying. It's pretty obvious. There's something going on with her, and I've had lots of ragtail people in the past, and I feel like... She obviously is hiding
31:00 something. Does someone want to do an insight on her? To like tell if she's lying around? Who else? Not Ragnar. I can't do fucking anything. What do you think Ragnar? I value your opinion very highly. Should I actually do it? No. Who wants to do it? Nothing to lose from this puny woman. Might as well use our ship. Honestly, I'll tell you what, guys. Right now, I'm kind of a little bit more concerned about the Marines because, yeah, some of them, like, I think we, I mean, let's say there is a rowboat and let's say it can hold all of us and let's say that there's another island within rowing distance of this island. All of these very likely series of events. I don't want to basically stay a night on this island
31:49 with some Marines that are still alive, if you know what I mean, if you catch my drift. That makes sense. But we also got to bury Rick before we go anywhere. Yeah, I mean, there's a bunch of... Oh, Xeroja, you're back! I heard a voice that sounded very similar to you just a few moments ago. That's great, Ragnar. I'm mourning. I'm not ready to talk right now. My apologies. My apologies. But, I mean, hey, you want to go follow the girl? Or the other option, I would say, is just make camp here somewhere on the island, then just weigh out our options. It's best not to stay on this island, I feel, and plus... Protecting the innocent is what we should do and what I vowed to do, so I will protect this lady and see what is going on with her. I would say that trying to get off this island as quick as
32:37 possible would be a good idea, so... I'm deba- okay. Alright, let's go check on- Hey, just- Just so you guys know, I can hear everything that you're saying. You didn't move that far away from me. You're having this conversation in front of me. I'll excuse your rude comments, but I'll have you know, it's not just a simple rowboat. It does have a sail. You said it was a rowboat. Well, you can row it. It has a sail as well. How big is this boat? You can see that Ragnar is a pretty large man. It will fit. One of us will have to sit on another one's lap. Ah, no worries about that. I chopped up about a hundred pounds worth of firewood here. I can make some extensions. We'll all fit. No worries. Okay. I do believe I could probably navigate us there, Captain, if
33:25 given the opportunity. And if one of you wish to sit on my lap, I will most welcome you. I may possibly take that up on your offer there, Duras. I would rather drown. Actually, no, if Ragnar sat on Duras' lap, Duras would probably drown. All right. Let's not forget to bring the meat and the ale. Alright then, Madame. I say it very sarcastically. Madame, if you would so very kindly show us the way. My name is Pearl. Pearl. Okay. William. What type of name is that? Pearl is a nice name. Lovely like the gem you are shining in the evening, sparkling twilight.
34:10 She pulls her hood over her face and she goes, you're what? Stupid fucking pirate. She says, clearly flustered. Oh, okay. Out of character, she's tsundere. So, all right. If she's willing to lead us, I'm just going to kind of sneak into Verona and just kind of whisper, like, just make sure to keep an eye out. her around I don't know what she's gonna be leading us into or what's up with this. Aye aye captain I got your back. Alright guys the ship's ready to go. Okay on route Verona do you want to do a perception check as in you're keeping your eyes out? I would like to do a perception check. Alright so you got an eight. Can I do one as
34:59 well? You don't know that Verona got an eight. For all intents and purposes, William is trusting that Verona is doing his best. Very well, yes. Okay. So you are looking around Verona, but you're just thinking about something else. I don't know what it could be. Rick! Rick, you're too hold up by Rick's dead man. Rick! Oh, Rick. He was a good man. A good swabi about us shit. And she sort of leads you to the other side of the island and then she shows you a kind of a pathetic looking small boat. It's a wooden boat. It has a sail in it and it does look like it will fit four people sitting down and then one person on someone's lap. And she goes, well,
35:45 there it is. What a lovely boat! We're looking at it, we're just looking at it, I'm like, it's, it's, I'm not quite that impressed it's a boat, you know, it's not, considering our previous boat, I mean, could handle a lot of people, like, this thing is probably not that impressive. You, uh, you, you better be fucking grateful. Uh, I'm, I don't think you're in the position to tell us anything right now, but okay It's better than nothing. It looks at least like it'll take us to where we need to go Where is this where is this island? I've built better boats in my spare time. So So I've been on the run for a little bit for reasons I didn't want to go into right now We've all been there and most you know islands have some sort of navy presence, but I know of
36:35 one island in particular that doesn't have any sort of navy presence at the moment. Which direction would that be in? It is sort of north-westerly. North-westerly. That seems like a normal direction. Yes, very normal. Verona, you're the navigator. Have you ever heard the term north-westerly? Listen, idiots, I'm not a navigator. I don't know these terms. I just, I know it's in that, it's in a sort of northwestern-ish direction. Okay. I mean, I guess we'll just have to follow her lead. Listen, I stopped off on there on my way to this island, and it was the safest I had been, but I knew that to be the safest, I had to be on an abandoned island. I mean,
37:20 look how that turned out. So it's the safest you've ever been, but you wanted to be safer. Well, yeah, better safe than sorry. Fucking idiot pirates. They're all stupid. Stupid idiots. She looks down at the ground. Well, besides Ragnar, I believe others, and I believe we are of at least somewhat intelligence here. No offense, Ragnar. Listen to me. If you want a new ship, there is a shipwright on that island. And I know you guys probably don't have any money, but you'll be able to work something out. I'm sure of it. I check my pocket and like, do I have like a random, like three berries to my name right now? You guys have actually zero gold right now. Oh god.
38:05 I just pull out my pockets and I'm like, Link falls out. I'm like, oh, well, she got me there. At least we have meat. Verona, do you think that the conditions are adequate to set sail, given the situation? It is very sunny. Like right after the storm, there is sunshine, as they say. Unless we're in the aisles. Would I have to roll a perception check to check the... Would that be nature? No, that would be intelligence. Just do an intelligence to sort of look at the skies. There you go. Yeah, that's good. You look at the skies and they seem incredibly clear. There's just been a big storm, but right now it doesn't look like there will be anything bad for at least a few days. I'd say we're probably good to set sail, Captain. Our vessel's not exactly
38:54 up to par, but it'll have to do, I suppose. Okay, well, it's not the best, but I guess it's what we got. Ragnar, if you could start loading as many provisions as you can into the boat, not too much. Just enough to get us by. Thank you. We need meat and ale. Anything else, like medical supplies, that's, you know. But the meat and ale first and foremost. What the hell is this brute doing? You can't load... It only fits us. You have to carry it on with you. You can't put it on first unless you want to sit on your meat. There's a thing called backpacks, lady. Oh, it just looked like he was throwing garbage onto the boat. It's not garbage, it's provisions. How far is this island? How far is it going to take us to
39:41 get there? How long? It will be about maybe like two days travel. I'm sorry. Oh my god. You know you can't drink seawater, right? Hold up. How many years is that? It's a small year. Small, small, tiny, little year. How many sun rises and sun falls? Two. Two. I just hold up. I don't even hold two fingers like this. I hold up two fingers like this. No, he cannot fucking see. He has an eye patch. He doesn't have depth perception. Oh, God. You hold up two fingers and it just blows into just a blob. I see you're making some type of gang symbol. I would real quickly like to pull Duros and... Captain William aside, just for a full second.
40:27 So, guys, two days isn't exactly very short, so who's going to be sitting on Ragnar's lap? Because I don't exactly want to do it if I don't have to. I mean, I guess I'm the captain. I'll bear this cross if I must. Well, what about the girl? Well, I was welcoming you to sit on my lap if you wish. Oh, I guess. Well, you guys... I guess that would take away the problem. Yes. Doesn't matter. I will gladly bear this burden for you. I turn to the girl and I'm like, okay, say we take this boat and we head off. I presume you would wish to come with us? I mean, you guys... I mean, there's a lot of Marines over there. I mean, you could probably find some more supplies, I guess. I mean... It's not like I need you
41:17 guys to protect me or anything, but you, I mean, you did kill those Marines, so I know we're not enemies at least, and I just think it, you know, bit safer if we stick together. Also, I'm worried about you guys. You guys might, you know, you might need someone to protect you guys, actually, right? I don't want you guys to end up dead on an island, right? If I'm not around, you know, I can't have that weighing on my conscious. All right. You enjoy that spirit of protection. A lady to protect a knight and a knight to protect a lady. This is beautiful. All right. I really don't trust this lady. Do you want to do an insight? What's wrong? She seems so nice. You see how the Navy was treating her? That
42:06 was terrible. Do you want to do an insight to see if she's... Malintent or lying or whatever. I wanted, okay, let's do that first. I'll do an insight check first. And if that doesn't, we'll see where that goes. Okay. I mean, just from your point of view, you can't really tell anything about her. From your point of view, you're not picking up on anything at all to the point where you sort of think that she might be suspicious. Okay. All right. Fair enough. If you are suspicious of it, why not just ask her? Very durrish. I feel like you're not being very direct with us, and if you're going to be traveling with us, that's a problem. You understand we are pirates, and you keep saying you don't like pirates, and yet you're helping us. I mean... It's
42:56 a little bit counterintuitive. That means something that is something, but isn't something, Ragnar. I... Yes. No, not yet. She looks a little bit flustered and she goes, right now the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Is that not enough for you? It is enough for me. I see two enemies and two friends in that. Thank you, Ragnar. Wait, which one of the pirate crew is an enemy? Wait, yeah. Wait. He just said, the enemy is my friend. That means two enemies, one friend.
43:42 Who am I swimming this axe against? Of course, of course, of course. It's like, alright. I will accept your... I'll trust you for now, but just understand that we will be keeping an eye on you. So, you know. Yeah, and she is like rubbing her arm. Stand down for now then, William. Hmm. While we're figuring all this out, would I be able to do a check on the unconscious navy scattered across the beach? I know that we didn't kill them. That's what I was worried about. Here's the thing. Setting out on a two-day voyage without good provisions does not sound like a smart thing to do. You have plenty
44:28 of meat. We need fresh water is what we need, though. Um... to squeeze the meat into water. I'm not an idiot. I have water. I mean, I brought enough water to last me for a while here on the island. It should be enough for two days. Very well then. She has a satchel of water on her. She has like a rucksack. Like a gourd. Yeah, water skin or something. All right. Well, if it's good sailing weather and you know, I got Verona's go ahead and we have the necessary provisions, I would rather get out of here before any of those Marines wake up. Okay. Agreed. So you guys get on- We said sailmen! Who is sitting on whose lap? I will welcome any of you. Come, join me brothers. I am the captain, so I have to be at the
45:16 front of the ship to, you know, guide us, of course. Yeah. And point in directions that Verona will tell me. But of course, that also means Duras will have to be sitting in the front and I will sit in Duras. Okay. So... I will give you a booster seat so you may see farther. You guys... Yes! Thank you! You guys start roaring. Must be pretty rough on your bottom. I've, uh... My bottom has went through worst. I shall endure. You start rowing and the wind catches your sails and you start making your way across the sea. I shout out, Northwesterly apparently, Verona. Guide us! And I'm assuming you have a compass, Verona. Yes, let's make sure to make... Do I have a compass? Yes, you have a compass. Okay. Yes, we're heading in the right direction. Just keep that going, I guess. So, what
46:05 do you guys want to do to pass the time whilst on this boat? You can talk to Pearl and ask her any questions or whatever. Yes, I would love to talk to Pearl. She seems like a charming lady. What do you guys want to do? I whisper to Duras, I'm like, if I'm not mistaken, it would seem that you are rather smitten with this young lady. No, I just like talking to people. What is romance you speak of? You're a knight. I would understand that romance would be something that you would be rather acquainted with. This crew has two idiots. This crew is 50% dummy. I love everyone equally. Well, in the meantime, I can start roasting up some meat. I'm getting a little hungry here. You can't start a fire on this shit. Careful. I brought this firewood
46:53 for no reason then. Where are you keeping it? I don't even see it. I mean, a little bit of meat. She actually goes, Ragnar, pass me a slice of that raw meat. Okay. She gets the slice and then she like turns away from everyone and you hear her like a and then she turns back and the meat is cooked. Okay, does anybody, do we notice that at all? Well, Ragnar doesn't. Okay. I'll probably notice it. What you notice is her turning away. You hear a blowing sound. She turns back and there's a cooked piece of meat in her hand. And then she gives it back. That is amazing. Can you show me how you did that to my meat? I am rather intrigued as well. But I am much more dubious. My look
47:42 is just like, I am much more interested in well. Don't. Don't ask any questions. Can you please blow my meat? My dear. Oh no. Oh, I just realized I did a blurring meat thing. Oh, holy shit, guys. Oh. Roshi, just say something like, if I blow your meat, there'll be nothing left. I'm sure you don't want it well done or something. I don't know. She sort of like cooked meat. What's this wrong? Why is everyone looking at me funny? I just want my meat cooked. Okay. She starts like turning away like she's embarrassed and she's just sort of blowing on a raw piece of meat and then I need a synonym for blowing. She starts huffing on
48:29 a raw piece of meat. Oh, I don't know if that's better. What is the... Projecting air. There you go. That's the more scientific. Well, that's what it sounds like. Breathing? Maybe? That's good. She's actually breathing on a piece of meat. Fuck off. Okay, so she's breathing on a meat, and she comes around and it's cooked, and she hands out a cooked piece of meat to everyone. Okay. Oh, lovely. Is this medium well? I hope you guys like it. I take a piece of meat, and I start eating it very slowly as I'm staring at her. Yeah, it's cooked. It tastes good. I turn away from the crew. I'm chomping down. This is delicious. Open up my mask. Slide it in there. I must say, and I'm sure many of you will also probably have known of this legend, I've heard pray tell
49:17 of those in the world with some mysterious abilities, and I can't help but feel that you are someone with said ability. Would you be, perhaps? Abilities? Can I roll a history check to see if I would know about that? Yeah, yeah, do a history. Ability? It's more like a curse. Oh yeah, you'd know about it, William. And actually, if one of you knows about it, then all of you knows about it, because you would have talked about them. Yeah, okay. Must be one of those strange fruit powers. I've heard of this, yes. They're not very common, but the story goes, you eat a fruit and the sea becomes your mortal enemy, yet you gain a power beyond imagination. Oh yes, I remember my great-grandfather telling me stories about this back in the day. They're not really... You can
50:07 call it powers, but to me it's more of a burden. It's all right. We all share many burdens, my dear lady. But together we share it as a crew and a mighty crew we have become. So if you wish to divulge upon us, we have plenty of time to spare. She suddenly, like her expression changes from that sort of flustered, sort of angry look that she's been having, like that constant state of being pissed off that she was kind of having before. And now she kind of does look forlorn and she goes, I'm sorry, guys. I feel a bit uncomfortable talking about it. I don't. Is. I don't want to talk about it right now. Is that okay? That is perfectly acceptable to me.
50:56 Very well. I'm a knight. I'm a gentleman. If you do not wish to speak, you will do in your own time. Thank you, Duroth. I could talk about... Time for a nap. I could talk about the island that we're going to if you prefer, changing the subject. Not sure, but very well. What is the name? The island's called Gallows Island. Pretty apt name. There is no Navy presence on the island, but it does mean that they have quite a skewed sense of judgment. They punish all criminals, no matter how big the scale, with hanging. Yes, I can see why you would feel very safe on an island like that. Well, I'm not a criminal, so of course I would feel safe.
51:41 Hmm. So it doesn't matter if you murder or if you, you know, you steal some bread. It's at the gallows, but they love it. When I was there, they were doing a big event where they were hanging a few people, everyone cheering. It's crazy. Some people are there. They even commit crimes of purpose because they want to be a part of the hanging. Oh my. But it sounds like a rollicking good time. Does it not, lad? I prefer a nice battle to the death, but I... I guess hanging is an option. Ragnar is fast asleep. Yeah, he's asleep. Ah, that man snores could fell a tree.
52:31 Okay, so... Yeah, she says that. And she goes, So, I mean, that's why I eventually... It was the safest place I'd been, but it's why I did... wanted to be a place where I could be alone. But it's also why you guys need me there to... Could you tell me where you're from originally, though? Why are you fleeing from all of this? I mean, we're pirates. I mean, we chose the open sea and open combat with the Marines, you know, willingly. But about you, you just seem on the run from somewhere. I don't trust you guys enough to tell you that. I would rather... The feeling is mutual. I would rather jump into the ocean right now than tell you that. I'm wondering actually about that. Can you swim? I've never been able to swim ever since I was a
53:17 child. Not to lack of trying. I give her such a judging look right now. I don't know why. It's just ever since I was a baby. I give the look that like, you know, you get in trouble in elementary school and the teacher knows you did something wrong and just like, oh, I wonder what type of island we're going to. Your Ragnar's awake. You're awake. It's good to see you, Ragnar. I hope you had a peaceful slumber, my friend. Thank you. Thank you, Doros. You guys continue sailing and, you know, time passes. You guys sing songs. You have your good times. And eventually you approach Gallows Island. It's quite a small island. It seems to be the entire... The
54:05 island seems to be about just a town size. Like a forest as well. you pull up on the harbor of Gallows Island, and you could see immediately as you pull into the harbor of Gallows Island, there's a huge town square which borders the harbor, and on the town square are gallows. And there are three hanging dead bodies, and people just sort of walking around like it's no big deal. Merrily, the name of the island has come to make sense to me. So... As I walk into the... I depart the ship, yes. You guys... depart the ship, I assume. Yes. I wonder why those guys are hanging there. As you think they committed a crime. Eye hazard they are merely napping, Ragnar. No need to be concerned
54:53 with it. Oh, this seems like a good time. They are probably criminals. Or volunteers. I do not know which, but volunteers... I do not judge. We're all criminals here. Just continue to follow me. I'll take you to the shipwright. He's a nice man. We had a brief conversation when I was here last, so he'll recognize me, so you need not worry. You start walking through this... I don't say anything to her. I just waved like, go ahead. You start walking through the coastline, because it's along the coast, and you eventually get to this big building, and it looks like there's a ship that's sort of semi-under construction there. All right. And she... The door, it's like, there's no door, it's just an archway. And you
55:41 can already see a man working on the ship. He's got goggles on, he's bald, he has a huge black mustache, and he's relatively muscular. He's got big black gloves on. What a beautiful mustached man! You say that out loud, and the man turns around and goes, Oi, who's there? How goes it today, sir? Ah, customers, I assume. Come on in, come on in, come on in. He ushers you guys in. I take off my hat and I bow to him. He's like, welcome. Yes, this is my crew here. Nice to meet you. He goes out for a handshake. Okay.
56:27 I'll give him a firm handshake. Everyone takes turns shaking his hand. He's got a very strong grip. Him and Ragnar are like proper... They're already got fucking manly hands-ing. I see. You are a barbarian yourself. Uh, no. I just exercise. I lift. You know how it be. I've been working on these. I'm not a fighter. I just have a shipwright. I can see your place of business, your shop here is quite impressive, if I do say so myself. Aye, it is very nice. So, you lost- It just so happens that at this particular time me and my crew are in the market for a new sailing vessel if you get my means. Aye, and it just so happens
57:13 I'm working up cooking up a baby right here ready to be sold. It's nearing completion, maybe just a couple days. You guys got the gold? That seems to be an issue. Okay, I am going to, alright, this is what I'm going to say. I'm going to do a deception roll with this, but basically what I'm going to say is, when he asks that, like the gold, I'm like, ah, so unfortunately we do not have it on us at the moment, but do not worry, I am good for it. We will provide you the gold when the ship is completed. We just must, you know, pick it up first. It's just, you know how these things go, of course. Do you want to do a deception roll for me? I'm going to do the deception roll there. Okay. He goes...
58:00 I don't think me an idiot. I'm not some lousy shipwright that works on one of those Navy-sanctioned islands. I know you lot of pirates. I know the type of... You're gonna wait for me to complete the ship and then just steal the damn thing. Ah, no, sir. See, you said you were finishing this fine... It is two days away from completion on purpose, my good lad. I don't complete the ship until I get the money. That way it won't be stolen from me from... That is... That is the true mock of a true shipwright right here. I've been in this job for a long time. No pirates. Well, most pirates don't get the better of me. I understand. Quick manure there. Yes. Back in my hometown, when I used to make houses for people, sometimes they didn't have gold, but they would trade goods or services, for example. We could give her the girl.
58:50 I heard that. I don't believe that is the correct part to offer here, but perhaps we can do a service for you, good sir, with a mustache so far. Well, there is something you lot could do for me. It means quite a lot to me. I haven't been, I can't do it myself. Is it perhaps one ship worthy? Give or take. I may want some meat on top of it. I like it. I see you have a bag here. Wait, how much meat do we have left guys? You have a lot of meat. Ragnar ate a lot back on the ship. He had the perfect perception roll. He has a lot of meat. That's right. I have infinite meat. We also have some firewood for your forge, if you would require that. It's just more
59:37 like just a trifle to offer you, just in our good graces, of course. I am not short on wood. We have a whole forest out there. I go chopping every morning. I am just trying to be kind, sir. I just simply desire your ship. I can tell you're the best here in town. What is it you desire of us? And we will, you know, within reason, of course. He takes off his goggles and he puts them on top of his forehead like that. I'm not going to do that. What happened to his eyes? Yelot came around. Ragnar is, it's fine. Continue. Yelot came around right at a good time. Um, see my son. My pride and joy. He went missing not but a few days ago, and I've
1:00:25 asked around a little bit, but I haven't been able to get any information. Yes, the Navy is useless. But don't worry, I would be glad to assist you. That would mean the world to me. If it means this fine craftsmanship, then yes. My crew is at your disposal. Thank you very much. I truly appreciate your generosity. I will ask, however, that you don't perhaps sell this ship or take up any offers while we are participating in this. If you're out looking for my son, I will not sell this vessel. Fine, then. Everything is merry, then, gentlemen. Now, and lady as well. Unless, of course, your bodies turn up dead, then I'll have no choice. We are a motley crew, sir. We've been
1:01:14 through quite a much. We were just actually in a shipwreck only mere days ago, so we are used to putting life and limb out in danger in the sea. Where was the last place that you saw your son that we may begin to check? He regularly goes to drink at the Sparrow Eye Tavern. One night he went out, never came back. Very well, we shall begin our search at once. His name... before you leave without knowing the fucking name of my child. I didn't leave yet. That's our captain. His name is Simillion. Simillion. Fridgeworth. Simillion. Yes, Fridgeworth. That's my last name. Mm, yes. Sorry, I misread. Frigworth. Frigworth, I was gonna say. Frigworth, well, wow, ancient change. I misread my birth certificate. Sorry, I sometimes forget. I had my birth certificate up here.
1:02:04 Misread Frigworth, Fridgeworth. I don't know what a fridge is. We're all used to hanging out with Ragnar so that shouldn't like, oh, it's fine. It's fine. That's normal in our midst. Mr. Fridgeworm. Mr. Fridgeworm. I too have lost a son. I know how you feel. We will make sure. We have a lot in common, you and I, I feel. I got you. I got you, man. This is a beautiful brotherhood. It brings a tear to my eye. I may not be the smartest, but I could swing an axe. If anyone's taking your son, we'll be sure to take care of them. Aye, thank you a lot. Pearl, would you like to accompany us, or would you rather just stay here? Um, I mean, I guess you need someone,
1:02:51 just in case things get hairy, so I will come with you guys. She puts her hands on her hips. Against my better judgment, and at Duras' request, it... Very well, you may accompany us. Okay, so you guys gonna head off? So as you head out of the shipwright and you look upon the town, behind the town center, there is sort of a row, like a marketplace of shops and stuff. And flanking that, there's various different houses that people live in. And then you see in the distance atop a hill, there's quite a fancy looking house. But not that far off from the shipwrighty, still along the coastline is, you can see from a distance, is the inn with
1:03:40 a... It's quite obvious, the inn, because it has a huge wooden cutout of a sparrow on front of it. And the sparrow has, like, huge eyes. Like, they're just like, woo! So we can, you know, so we spot it pretty quickly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no need to look around. Right, okay. Well, I take it this to be the place. Yep. All right, then. Men, on deck, we're going in. Aye. Investigation and a merry drink. You guys swing open the doors of the tavern. Okay. I'm going to immediately do a perception on, like, what... On the surroundings, yeah. Do one of those. Ooh, good. Should I help him? Probably. Well, it's fine. He got 21. I mean, doesn't
1:04:26 matter. I perceive the crap out of this tavern. He did pretty epic. Okay. So yeah, you do the perception check, you scan around. It's quite dark and dingy. There's not too many people in here. There's obviously a man working behind the counter. He has little glasses on and hair that's like waxed down over his head like this. Glasses similar to mine actually. And he's sort of wiping the counter. In the corner, you see a man who's dressed quite ruggedly. He has a bandana on and quite a significant nose, I would say. It's quite long. Not like Usopp length, but like... I was gonna say. I was like, what a beautiful nose. And he's got his feet up on the table
1:05:13 and he's swigging back a drink. And then in the other corner, you see two men and they look like they're playing some sort of card game. One is bald, an older fellow, and the other one looks quite young. And he's not bald. Okay. He's not bald. Okay. Well, I'm going to turn to my crew and be like, well, in my line of work, I think I know where to accrue some information. If one of you would like to go up to the bar and ask for the assistance of the bartender, I'm going to go address the people. I put on my bicorn hat and I walk over to the table where the people are playing cards. Yeah. Girls, I will leave the bartender to you. I'm going to go have a drink. God, no worries, my friend. Let's all
1:06:02 sports have a drink as we talk to the bartender. I mean, you've got to order a drink from the bartender. Yeah, I know, that's why I was- Ragnar can't be like, hey, you guys talk to the bartender. I'm just going to magically have a drink. I'm just going to sit down, a drink will appear in front of me, because that's how ins work. I could... Okay, so... I guess I'm just going to go stand in the corner and keep watching, in case something goes south. Okay, Daryl, let's head towards the bar. Ah yes, a merry drink of brothers. Which angle do you want to take this first? Me at the car table or at the bar? Whatever the DM, I guess, decides. Who's at the car table? Who's at the bar? I was going to the car
1:06:47 table by myself. Verona, if you want to come, you can. We'll do car table first. This bartender, yeah. So you go up to the table. William and Verona. And you see the old man. He's there. He's got like a long gray beard. As you get closer, you notice it. And a younger looking fellow, maybe like 16 is there. And they are playing. Yeah, they're just playing cards. And they're having a jolly old time. Okay. I walk up and I'm like, aye. Aye there today, gents. Fine morning for having. Good morning. I've not seen you lot around here. Taurus, Sigalo's Island. I shake his hand, I'm like, ah, yes, but rather, we did not plan on arriving here, but as you know,
1:07:34 the winds carry the ship and we just arrive. Well, I guess so. I mean, whenever we have stragglers come in, nobody ever wants to come here unless they're on the run from something. Well, isn't that all of us a little bit there, old-timer, huh? No, I am not on the run from anyone. I'm an upstanding citizen and you will respect that. Very well, sir. I grab a chair and I just kind of like sit down at the table and I'm like, you, room for one more at your humble game. Yeah, okay. I'm rather adept with cards myself. Only if you desire, of course. Oh, fair enough.
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