2:03 Who are you? Is this not the right server? Oh my god! There's so many of you! Have you guys seen the monster too? I've watched all of SailerMan's videos at least ten times over! I really like the spooky stuff, you know! Well uh... Anyway. I was looking all over casual servers to meet the monster person, you know? But ever since I emailed SailerMan, he's shown us around all these community servers. And I never thought of that, you know? It's kinda genius, when you think about- Jesus christ, he's already talking again.
2:50 Who are you people? They're backup! You know; to help us hunt down the monster, Dicks! I can call you Dicks, right? Alright gang! Who wants to show these freaks what we're made of! You can't be serious. Why are you dragging all these people with you? It's not safe! What are you talking about? Oh my god... Oh boy, oh boy... Come on, dude. You know how many comments I've read about how "dangerous" the Skinwalkers are every day? "Stop playing TF2 or you'll frickin' die in real life!" You know, you shouldn't believe everything you read online, bro! Yeah, this isn't some fucking GMOD ARG.
3:37 We're actually looking into the glitch in the game here. Yeah, everyone knows Skinwalkers aren't dangerous! They just fuck up your account and then you have to talk to Steam support. SailerMan proved that in his- Okay, okay, I think he gets it. You people can't seriously believe this. I- I- uhm... This is my first time. I barely even play this game. Leave him out of this, bro! Look Dicks. I know you've done this before and all, but I've gotten a lot of experience dealing with these monsters. So why don't you just sit back and let me handle this one. Trust me. I know exactly what I'm doing.
4:26 Alright gang. Rubicon Echo. You two are gonna take sewers. Look out for anything weird down there. Hans. You set up in our intel room. Just in case. And remember. Stay. Quiet. Okay! And Nexos. Can I call ya Nex? Uh no. Please don't. Alright alright. You, me and Dicks are gonna go straight to RED spawn. We're gonna find that monster's lair! Bro, you coming?
5:25 So how'd you find this server? Let's just say; I got a guy on the inside. I don't know if you've thought this through. Hey! SailerMan knows what he's doing. He's been investigating the- What did we say about staying quiet? There's nothing here. This isn't gonna go how you want it. Have some faith, Dicks. Why don't you try to disconnect?
6:22 We aren't safe here. Can't you feel it? Isn't it getting harder to look away from your screen? Jesus Sailer! Where did you find these people? Listen Dicks. If you're so good at this, then we got nothing to worry about, huh, Rambo? Whoa. How are you doing that? Pretty cool, huh? This is what happens when the game really starts to glitch out, gang. It's not a good sign.
7:11 Hey Sailer? You should come look at this... Alright. Everyone, get to the sewers! I'm guessing this is what we're looking for, huh?
8:28 What do we do? We gotta kill him. Nexos, you gotta do it. Wha-what me? Why would I do that? Come on, dude. It's not a person anymore. Look at it! If you wanna roll with us, I gotta know you ain't gonna freeze up at the first sign of trouble.
9:13 It's cold in here. Aw god, where did that nerd run off to? Yo Hans! Where you at, dawg? Huh. I guess it got a little too spooky for him. At least we don't gotta listen to that yapping anymore. Your friend's missing and you're laughing. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Again with this story?
10:00 Nothing happened to him, big guy! It's just a video game! No need to overreact. Now come on. Let's get back on track! It's like I said. The glitch will mess with the game, stuff will break down, but we gotta get ready to record all of it. No matter the- Uh g-guys?
10:46 What'd you see? There was a guy. I think it was Hans... We have to leave. It's trying to trick us again. What are you even talking about, bro? The kid's just seeing things! Look. We can't trust anyone we lose sight of. Even for a second. That's bullshit. This is a game. Ones and zero, lines of codes. A glitch. And a glitch can't think. It's not a glitch! You know, Dicks? You keep talking, but I think you're just waffling. It's like you really wanna be in charge, you really don't know what you're talking about at the same time though. I know this might be hard for you to hear, but you ain't Rambo, you ain't MacReady, you're not whatever the hell the guy's name in Die Hard was!
11:32 So someone really has to curb your ego, before it gets out of hand and gets someone killed! Nex, you go have a look. Me? Yeah. Don't you wanna show this fraud how it's done? You can't do that! He's going! I'm going! You two. We're going back to RED spawn.
12:41 Nothing in here... Come on, motherfucker! Come out! Why do you listen to him? Do you actually believe the stuff he tells you? I don't know, it just... It feels safer with him and the others. I don't wanna be alone in here. Alright, gang, let's make some noise! We need to get out of here before things get any worse. What are you doing? We have to go!
13:27 I- I need to look. You said we can't trust anyone! I'd rather die than leave someone behind again.
14:37 Run! Fucking move! We have to go! Where?! Down! What were you thinking?! I-I didn't know it would be this bad! Wait! Everyone! Jump into the pit! Now! Do what he says! What the fuck?! What the fuck are you doing, asshole?! Get a move on!
15:49 Can you feel it? You can't even look away from your screens anymore. We're in too deep! You need to switch classes right now. Are you kidding me?! You told Echo to jump! You're full of shit! You almost got us killed in the intel room. You can't be serious... Shut. Up. Listen, I might know a way out of the game. If we can capture the intelligence and win the game, we can leave. I've done it before! Oh yeah, cool! But now we're trapped in the fucking spawn!
16:54 Why didn't it attack us sooner? What? It had so much time and we had no way out. Why didn't it come for us before? What if it was just watching us? Studying us. Like this whole place is just a Petri dish to study... ...people. What the fuck?! Jesus christ! Get back! Come on! Vote F1!
17:40 Listen to me. We can make it out. I know it's bad, but we can make it out! I swear. Come on! We're going for RED. If that intel can get us out of here, we have to find it! What the fuck is this?
18:27 I don't know. Hey you! Show yourself! Hey dude. Who the hell are you? Have you been here the entire time?! Why didn't you say anything? Why didn't you help us? I didn't wanna go on my own. Yo, Sailer, you know this guy? Nah. You wanna come with us? We wanna get out of here. Don't. That's not a real person. I think we've heard enough out of you. I don't know what kinda sick game you got in your mind,
19:15 but nothing's gonna stop me from helping a fan in need. You can't let him do this! This is our only way out. I'm sorry. I just wanna get out of here. Come on. You're gonna get us all killed! I don't wanna hear it, bro! You keep taking risks that get people hurt! Can you just admit that you don't have a clue what you're dealing with? Well how about you then, Dicks? How many people have you gotten killed, huh? Do you even remember? Do you keep count?
20:00 If I'm such an idiot, what's your excuse then, Rambo?! Sailer? Where's the kid gone? Oh god. What have you done? Uh- I- Look at him! Still think this is fucking harmless?! I-I didn't know, I didn't mean-
20:45 Run! I just need to get out of here! What's he doing? This is it. What the fuck are you talking about? It's got us right where it wants us.
21:34 When you play the game with it, it pulls you in. And it never lets you go. I know. We can only cut that link if we go somewhere it can't follow. But it covered all the exits. It can think. And it's smarter than us. I know. We could throw our bodies beyond the map border. But. We'd need to damage ourselves. And it's guarding the spawn room. I know.
22:24 What? You knew? Of course I knew. What, did you think I wouldn't? Why didn't you say anything? Because I'm making a fucking video here! And this is how a good mystery works! You gotta keep up the suspense! So you've been bullshitting us this entire time?! And you ate it up, you clueless fuck! People died! No. Characters have died. Characters for a Youtube video.
23:10 And guess what! No one gives a shit! Because the people who make me all my money? None of them actually play this shitty game! You know that's right, right? They don't think, they don't care, they just watch. They're just along for the ride and I fucking love them for it! Fuck you! Whoa! Come on, bro! You know I couldn't have done it without you! Same goes to you, Dicks!
23:58 Bastard! Go after him! No. ...it feels safer with him and the others... ...I don't wanna be alone in here... ...you said we can't trust anyone... ...I just wanna get out of here...
25:21 Come on!
