0:00 Child predator tries taking down the cops. Okay. All right. I think it's real. Yeah. Real bad. Real real bad. Okay. Let's go. Sick. Super sick. Let's get it. >> In this first case, a [music] detective with the Paragold Police Department in Arkansas, assisted by a Green County Sheriff's deputy, [music] was serving a warrant for the arrest of Dylan Falner for stalking a child on the internet. >> You shouldn't do that. That's not good. Real bad. Super super bad. >> Initially compliant, Dylan's calm demeanor was hiding much more [music] sinister intentions. >> Mhm. >> Hey, is Dylan here?
0:46 >> It's in the back room. >> Okay. We ain't going to have no problems with the dog, are we? >> Oh, no. >> Okay. Can I come in? He's Okay. Where's Where's >> Just right straight back. >> Okay. >> Who is it? He's got the door locked. >> He's >> Hey, Dylan. Come and step out here for me. >> What's going on? >> Go and step out here for me. Come on. >> Hey, what's going on? Come on. >> All right. You're under arrest. Okay. >> Uhoh. >> Internet stalking of a child. >> And there's a couple other charges we'll go over here in a little bit. Okay. >> This the only thing you have is your
1:32 these two things in your pockets. >> Yes, sir. >> Can I get here? Will you follow me in here? >> I need to get something to drink. Can you please? Will you get just watching? >> Just wait for his for his command. >> The officers have no idea that the suspect is stalling because he's trying to get to a firearm in this room. >> What an idiot. Why would you do that? They already have the handcuffs on you. >> You're cooked, man. All right, step back out there. >> Okay, hold a second. Can you watch me, please? >> Hold on. Get over here. What are you doing? I'm right here, >> brother. You ain't listening, brother.
2:19 >> That's okay. >> Hey. Nope. Wait, wait, wait. >> Get over here for what? >> Yep. >> They tried to be nice. They did. He said, this is the thing. They tried to be nice. >> Can I have that, please? Can you give me something to drink? >> No, you're not listening. What's he doing? What are you doing, Dylan? What are you doing on the ground? >> Stop resisting. >> Uh-oh. Uh-oh. >> Stop. >> Oh no.
3:06 >> Stop. >> Right now. >> Jesus. Jes. >> Oh my god. Holy [ __ ] What a crash out. >> Get arrested in your dining room. >> Oh god, he got his shirt off. How'd they get his [ __ ] shirt off? I didn't even notice that. You will be tased. Walk. Walk to his car. >> Can we sit for a minute? >> No, bro. Like, can we sit down? I do.
3:53 >> You're going to your car then? I don't. I'm >> not doing that. >> Please. Can we? >> No. >> Can we No, bro. Like, >> the truck. >> You had your Please and then you tried to get a gun. >> Please don't. >> Then walk to the truck >> right now. >> Just do what they say. >> Just do what they say. Dylan, >> I don't know what to do. How about walk to the truck like they said? >> I'm sure. >> They'll tell you. I'm sure. >> They know they're >> It's not over. Uh-oh. >> Hey, where's my Miranda? I'm >> not asking you any questions right now, brother. >> Huh? I'm asking you questions right now. Where's my Miranda? Huh? >> Never ask for your Miranda rights because if you ask for your Miranda
4:39 rights, then they're going to give them to you for sure. And then later on the defense that the Miranda rightites were never read to you will be harder to be uh to be to be done. Never ask for them. And to the extent that they try to give them to you, distract them. >> Stupid. >> Where are I guess that's what happens people. He's he's like, bro, like actually, you know what? I was going to make a bad joke. >> It's on the passenger side. >> I won't help me. You put it back on when you get the truck. Mhm. >> He's trying to run away again.
5:26 Oh no. There he is. He's on the ground now. Just zap him. Jesus Christ. Taser deployed. Uh-huh. >> Is there anybody else coming? >> Yep. >> Quit. >> Stop. >> Stop resisting. >> Quit. >> Pepper spraying them. Shaking it up. All right, >> get in this truck. >> You want a little bit of that >> right now?
6:12 >> Taser deployed. We're still fighting. >> Jesus. >> What do you think this is accomplishing? >> I don't know what the is going on and I'm terrified. [sighs] >> You don't know what's going on. They told you what's going on. They told you that you're getting arrested. >> Explain it to you. >> Well, we ain't going to explain it while we're fighting with you. >> What you say? >> Well, somebody called King. >> No. care. >> Don't call anybody right now. >> You're going to get in the truck and you're going to sit down. That's all we're doing right now. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. We're good. Promise >> you can hang until I get good. >> I promise. I promise he's going to crash out. >> Wrapped up in taser wires right now. We're just going to hang out neighborhood. I'll be headed over to the other part of this on 11th Avenue.
6:59 >> They got Spider-Man on his ass. Mhm. Yeah. Will you talk to me with >> Will you talk with me? >> Dispatch, we're 10 15 secured units. >> We got him in the box. >> With [clears throat] Dylan finally secure, officers go back into the house and realize just how close they came to death. >> I didn't expect that. >> I didn't either. Yeah, >> he's got multiple phones I need to get. >> What does it say? as you. >> It looks like some [ __ ] >> Is there a gun over there? >> Yeah. >> Oh, look at that. >> Sunglasses.
7:45 >> Trying to get the gun. >> I'll tell you in a minute. >> Okay. >> Yeah, there's a Mountain Dew. That's probably what I need. >> Get you some Mountain Dew. [laughter] >> You want one? >> No. No. Dude, how is the mom and this other woman laughing whenever they get Dude, they must know this guy is a [ __ ] creep, right? You've got to know. Dude, how are are they celebrating when that's insane? >> Wait, please. >> They saw it coming. Yeah, >> almost. >> Probably relieved. >> Well, you can dry stun without shooting the barbs. That's what that was >> going to do to him. >> We got a nice uh >> Uhhuh. Nice new uh barb dent on the side of your truck. >> I've seen that. >> Looking for t-shirt. >> Those glasses and watches.
8:31 >> Oh my god. What a loser. He just lays in bed on a big screen TV and [ __ ] does weird [ __ ] >> There's one over here. >> Jesus Christ. What a [ __ ] >> How many songs [clears throat] he had? >> He had multiple. Just got the Snapchat on it. This is no big deal. I got some sunglasses back here. The right ones you need, >> Jacob. Got your shirt. >> When's the last time you >> Oh, we couldn't fix it, but anything truck. >> Okay, I'm going to this morning. >> I'm going to take a look in it. Okay, it's it's included on that certain war. >> Okay. >> Do it. >> He's sad. He just >> would not touch that bed without gloves.
9:16 Yeah, for real. I told he told the kid yesterday, "I know this is illegal. You're too young." >> His sprite. >> Wait, what? Wait, what? >> What? >> I'm sad. He just don't know what's going on. >> He does. Cuz he [clears throat] pretty much told He told the kid yesterday, "I know this is illegal. You're too young." >> Oh, he Why would you Why would he What a I know this is illegal. You're too young. And he's like just tapping this out in Snapchat. That's like a huge mistake. You should Why would you do this? He's want a Sprite. >> He wants a Sprite. No, absolutely not. After all, no Sprite. We were getting him a drink and that's when he went for the gun. Somebody take him to jail. >> Follow me. I don't think anything good will happen tomorrow. >> Okay. You're just going to call
10:01 [laughter] him the charges. >> Yeah. >> Uhhuh. >> Just tell him internet stalking of a child and others. >> Okay. And >> Dylan Faulner was taken to jail and charged with internet stalking of a child 15 years old or younger, computer child pornography, two counts of disarming an officer, and secondderee battery, resisting arrest, and criminal mischief. According to court documents, a judge reviewed the case and set a cashonly bond at $2 million. Dylan [music] Faulner pleaded guilty to sexual indecency with a child and one count of disarming an officer in exchange for dropping the [music] other charges. He was >> ordered to serve four years in state prison to [music] register as a sex offender and to have no further contact with the victim. However, he was released after serving nearly a year in
10:48 prison but failed [music] to register as a sex offender. Dylan was rearrested on February 24th, 2025 for failure to register as a sex offender. He is currently detained at the Green County Detention Center on a $30,000 bond. His trial date is scheduled for July 29th, 2025. In this next case, an officer with the DePier Police Department in Wisconsin recognized a driver leaving his house. >> I'm going to lose my [ __ ] mind. I'm molding, bro. I'm so [ __ ] mad. Like, four years. How do you try to hook up with a girl that's under 15 years old and only get locked in for four years
11:33 after you try to grab a gun? Like, what the [ __ ] Should be dead. That's what I think. What a joke. Well, one year. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, why is our justice system so weak? I could give you the answer, but you wouldn't like it. >> Whose license was revoked rather than initiate a pursuit, the officer's the suspect's house, waiting for him to return until he made his move. >> Andrew, stop. Stop. You're not supposed to be driving. [clears throat] >> You're not supposed No. No, sir. No. Thank you.
12:20 >> Don't tell me. >> Step up. Don't tell me you're drinking and driving. Andrew, >> what are you doing? ANDREW DRINKING AND IT STOP. >> You really think he's trying to be George Floyd? >> I can't breathe. Say it. >> Say, "I can't breathe." >> Put your hands behind your back. >> GET ON THE GROUND NOW. GET on the ground. >> Oh my god. Get on the ground. >> Holy [ __ ] What an idiot. >> You're hurting me. >> Get on the ground now. >> Get on the ground.
13:07 >> I'm going to tease you. >> I'm going to tease you. Taser. Taser. Taser. >> Get on THE GROUND. >> GET ON the ground. >> Get on the ground. >> Stop it. Get on the ground. Put your hands behind your back. >> Put your hands behind your back, >> dude. I can't wait for the gloves, man. I can't wait. >> Now, leave me alone. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> Stop. >> Can you imagine that? >> Stop. Put your hands behind your back. >> Uh-huh. >> NO. >> God damn. >> Trying grabs the taser. Uh-oh. It's another charge. >> Let go.
13:55 >> Zap him again. >> Put your hands behind your back now. >> Put your hands behind your back, Andrew. >> You're hurting me, sir. >> Uh-huh. >> Put your hands behind your back now. >> You're hurting me, sir. >> Uhoh. >> Estimate what the dude's IQ is. I think he's drunk. >> I do. I think he's drinking right now. mail on the ground. >> Stop. Put your hands behind your back now. >> Stop moving. Stop resisting. >> I'm not. Please. >> I'm not. What do you mean you're not? Yeah, you are. >> I can drive to the 70. >> Give me your hand. No. >> What do you mean you're not resisting? >> Stop. >> Stop. Stop. >> Stop resisting.
14:41 >> Jesus. >> I'm not really. >> Yes, you are. These cops would be on you by now. >> Yeah, >> I'll show you later. This is >> I'll show you later. >> Just get Door Dash, man. >> Send rescue change. >> We're freight tether. You bet. You guys can slow down. >> Uh-huh. >> Can drink my water, please. How did you do nothing wrong? >> Let me guess. It's not water. you would have cooperated and let me put you in handcuffs, we would have been done with this. >> I didn't do nothing wrong. >> You're driving. >> I was hilarious. >> Jesus Christ. You know, he looks kind of like ninja. >> Period.
15:27 >> Silver can go in one. >> Oh jeez. >> Why are you holding? >> What is this? >> Does he It's your money, sir. Please stop. >> It's your money. >> [ __ ] It's your money. >> Money, sir. Sir. >> Sir, money. Please. >> That's what he was. >> Why does he talk like Kermit the Frog? What's with his voice? me. Oh no, >> I'm being arrested. I didn't do anything. >> Andrew was found with 26 g of cocaine and nearly $18,000 in cash. He was taken
16:13 to an area hospital where he was cleared to be placed under arrest. According to court documents, Andrew [music] was charged with possession of cocaine with intent to distribute, which was modified because the residence where he was arrested was approximately 350 ft [music] away from an elementary school. Wow. Additionally, he was charged with four felony counts of bail [music] jumping, disarming a police officer, and resisting an officer, as well as misdemeanor counts of possession of drug [music] paraphernalia, and operating a vehicle with a revoked license. He entered a plea deal where he plead guilty to possession with intent to [music] deliver, disarming a peace officer, and a single count of bail jumping. All other charges were dismissed, [music] but read in. He was sentenced to 3 years in state prison and 3 years of extended supervision. Jesus.
17:00 >> However, Andrew had four other pending cases against him involving. >> Oh my god, that's a 2enter right there. How do you get fat in jail? >> Possession of cocaine, [music] fleeing and eluding, and operating a vehicle while intoxicated causing injury for which he received 5 years in state [music] prison. He is currently serving his time at Oshkosh Correctional Institution and is eligible for release in 2031. >> 2031. Oh my god. What a [ __ ] idiot. [snorts] And uh yeah, no Coke. Yeah. Wow. What a bunch of clowns, man. Where did these people come from? It's insane, isn't it? Oh my god. Why do we keep letting this garbage out? I don't know. I have no idea why we keep letting them out. Like I think once we get them in
17:46 the box, I think we keep them in the box. That's the main way to do it. That's the best idea to do rather than just letting him go. Let him go out. Oh no. Oh no. So yeah, I think so. And he'll be in time for Starcraft shooter. Yeah, he'll be out in time for the Starcraft expansion or the new Starcraft game. Prisons are overcrowded. Well, I mean, just change how many people are in the box. I mean, if if it's overcrowded now, then just say, "Okay, well, we made a new rule and now we can put more people in the box." Like you just change the rules or you build another one. I mean, prisons have been overcrowded for how long? Are we making new ones? How long does it take? How long does it take to make one? Like just Yeah. Are are we building any like Okay, so if they're overcrowded, what are you going to do?
18:32 So extend a box. Yeah. I mean, I don't know what to say, man. It's embarrassing. And uh kill enough to make it overcrowded. I'm not even saying that. I'm not saying that. [snorts] It's just crazy. We need new ones. True. Yeah. It's nuts. And I need to bring back asylums to oversort the over prison population. I agree with that, man. I do. I think that's what they need to do. Just get the crazy people under control, man. Like it's just such a huge
