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0:00 All right, guys. I'm so tired. March 16th. Let's just get that down. March 17th. My birthday. My birthday. Turn off the light. GET THAT CALENDAR OUT HERE. The power KEEPS GOING OFF BECAUSE I'm going too crazy. I did it. After After a couple of hours, I did it. Someone keeps flashing this flashlight
0:46 at me. I don't know why. Let's get these in the mail, boy. Yeah. >> I'm Spider-Man. Uh, so, oh yeah, P2's birthday. I like it when P2 has a birthday. Everyone else sucks. Like, Kissy Missy only has tea parties. But P2 birthday is different. Oh my gosh. Sorry, a spider. All right, that's it. Bye. Yeah. Yeah, it's Peter 2's birthday. I love it when they have birthdays. Like, it's so nice. All
1:34 right. Look at that guys. It's P2's birthday. Oh, yeah. Ped's birthday. The greatest man who KEEPS SPEAKING. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. GOD. I might do some evil. I'm >> sorry. Shut up. Shut up. >> Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. >> Yeah. I like it. Po. I like I birthday. I hate that voice.
2:24 I farted when I hit the ground. I forgot I had those little accidents. What was that? There's a raccoon. Oh Freddy. Freddy, come here. Shut the [ __ ] up. What is wrong with you? Sorry about that, Freddy. Why do you keep falling? Oh, yeah, that party.
3:11 Po 2 is having a birthday. >> A birthday? A birthday? BASTARD. Oh yeah, goofy. GET OUT OF HERE. GET OUT OF HERE. DANG, RACCOON, MAN. JEEZ. OH, YEAH. I like P2's birthday. All right. Yeah. Y That car crash really messed me up. Oh my god, that car crash really messed
3:56 me up. Peter's birthday. A that hurt Peter's birthday. A
4:43 >> well, my brother is having his birthday. He didn't need to send me an invite since I already knew. But uh whatever. It's fine. I don't care. Well, might as well just go do this. My friend Peter 2 is having his birthday. This must be a really good birthday. If it's not, I will sweep. I'll make them sweep the dick. >> Well, let's get this done. >> Oh, hey. What? Look at that. P2 is having their birthday. I wonder. No, never mind. I'm not going to say what I was
5:28 going to say. I don't know. I don't I forgot. Listen, I did. I did. I don't know what I was going to say. I'm sorry. Ow. Okay, fine. I'll go. What does this What the [ __ ] does this say? Oh, that's what it says. OKAY, PET. I wonder if there'll be a lot of trash. Trash? Who's that trash? Trash? >> What the heck? Hey there, everyone. I
6:16 see that. Everyone is here. >> Shut the [ __ ] up. >> Who just said that? Come on, man. I'm just I'm just the guy who made the party man. >> Get to the goddamn party already. >> Okay, there will be cake and some punch. Yeah. Like uh uh All right, come on in. >> Hey there, little brother. >> Uh so uh will the party be good or what? >> Uh yeah, it'll be like kind of like project. >> Oh my gosh, look over there. IT'S >> GOTA get p. >> Oh, piece of sh fire.
7:06 Hey there. >> Yeah. Have you been invited? >> I got into a car crash. >> And yes, I've been invited. >> Okay. >> Can All right. Get in. All right. >> Have you been invited? >> Uh, yes I have. >> All right. Get in. >> Also, uh, why why are we here again? Like >> a party. Okay. All right. Who's next? >> Missed me by a hair. >> All right. Yes, I've been invited. And uh uh yes, I uh never mind. Forget forget about the
7:52 second part. >> Okay, get in. Done. All right. Oh. Oh, I've heard I've been invited to the party. Okay, just get it. Please get IN ME. What's that? >> Anyway, I've been invited to the party. Get in. Get in, please. Oh my gosh. Why? Get rid of this paper.
8:43 This party better be good or I will I will slit your goddamn throat with my hook and then I will murder you. Anyway, I went anyway. Can someone turn down the Cuz I'm like Foxy. God. >> Can someone turn down the lights? It [ __ ] hurts my eyes. >> This is good. The flashlight over there doesn't hurt my eyes. >> How do you know there's a flashlight? >> Uh uh. We we don't Goodbye. >> Uh have you been invited to a party? >> Yes. >> Okay. action.
9:35 >> Sorry about that. >> It It kind of hurt. Uh anyway, uh I've been invited to this party over here. >> Yeah, >> I see you over there. >> You might you might >> you might want to get in the party. Ah! Ow! Not dangerous. >> You know the uh >> Don't talk about it now. Don't talk about it now. >> Here comes >> No, you're dead. >> I've been invited to the party. >> Get in. >> Okay, but what?
10:21 What? Nap. >> Who's next? Huh? >> I am always watching. >> Oh crap. HE'S YOUR >> You hear me? >> I've been invited to the party. >> Get in, please. Hello. >> Hello there, friend. Uh, I'm here for the party. >> Get in. >> Yes. Yes, sir. >> Boink. BO.
11:08 >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I'm just here for the party. I'm just here for the party. >> Get in, boy. St. Sad. Is he okay? Prank him, John.
11:56 >> All right. >> WHY IS YOUR VOICE LIKE THAT? WHAT IS UP, BOYS? >> WHAT IS UP? >> Shut the [ __ ] up. Shut up. >> You know, the directors, they they tend to change my voice a bit. YEAH. >> Sorry about that. Viewers, I'll see you later. >> Yeah, dude. Son, >> the Kool-Aid tastes weird. >> You got to get one second. One second, big guy. I got to GET OUT FIRST. >> YOU GOT to go check that out. What the
12:42 I use my eyes. >> Hey there. >> YOU ATE THE TRASH. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? OH MY GOSH. WE GOT TO TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL. Oh no. Oh crap. What are you doing this time? >> It's a cliff. >> Don't fall. >> It broke his neck. Watch out.
13:32 Um, guys, the day has been a rough party. Oh crap, he's dead. Uh, the end. >> Can we leave? >> Uh, the end. >> I think uh the end. Happily ever after. The [ __ ]
