DEAR BARRON TRUMP, DON’T F*** WITH ME… OKAY?!

Luke Beasley www.youtube.com

Brief Summary

Luke Beasley humorously addresses the launch of Baron Trump's yerba mate beverage company, which is set to compete with his own energy drink, PEP. He emphasizes the superior quality and health benefits of PEP, highlighting its natural ingredients and lack of artificial additives, while contrasting it with what he implies is the less appealing yerba mate. He urges viewers to support PEP as a way to push back against the Trump family and invest in a healthier, more energizing alternative.

  • Luke Beasley and his brothers created PEP, a healthy energy drink.
  • Baron Trump is launching a yerba mate beverage, a direct competitor.
  • Luke promotes PEP as a superior, healthier alternative with better flavors.

Introduction

Luke Beasley humorously introduces the topic of Baron Trump entering the beverage market, specifically to compete with his energy drink company, PEP. He expresses mock outrage and disbelief, setting a playful tone for the announcement. He claims that Baron Trump's venture won't be successful.

The Competition: Baron Trump's Beverage Company

Luke reveals that Baron Trump is launching a yerba mate beverage company, directly entering the lucrative energy drink market. He sarcastically critiques this move, suggesting that Baron lacks the character and dedication that Luke and his brothers put into their product. He mentions that Baron Trump's company, Soyos Yerba Mate, Inc., is planning to launch in May 2026 with pineapple and coconut flavored options.

Promoting PEP: A Healthier Alternative

Luke promotes PEP (Pro Platinum Energy Probiotics) as a healthy alternative to other energy drinks, emphasizing that it's a gut-friendly option without artificial sweeteners and harmful chemicals. He highlights the passion and care that went into creating PEP, contrasting it with Baron's yerba mate. He encourages viewers to support PEP by purchasing it at drinkp.com, framing it as a way to support democracy and push back against the Trump family.

Flavor Comparison and Call to Action

Luke compares the flavors of PEP (orange dreamsicle and blueberry lemonade) to the pineapple and coconut flavors of Baron Trump's yerba mate, implying that PEP's flavors are superior. He reiterates the call to action, urging viewers to visit drinkp.com to purchase PEP. He positions the purchase as a gift to oneself, promoting health, energy, and a way to avoid the negative side effects of other energy drinks.

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0:00 Baron Trump is coming for me. What? What? What am I talking about? Baron Trump is trying to compete with this. And let me just tell you for a second. It's not going to go well. I don't know why I'm talking like this. It's not going to go well. Okay. So, many of you may know that I have two amazing brothers and a younger sister. and myself and my two amazing older brothers who both currently serve in the military are uh we created a company together. Blood, sweat, and tears, time, effort to create a wonderful product. And now a man by the name of Baron Trump is trying to come along and take up some of our market space. And I won't allow it. What

0:47 am I talking about? Baron Trump's beverage company is previewing its first set of flavors as the first son prepares to join the lucrative energy drink market. Do you hear that? Lucrative. Luke is what it's referencing. He's joining the lucrative energy drink market. He is trying to compete with us. Pep. And let me just tell you, my brothers, I won't speak for myself, but my brothers have more character in the tip of their finger than Baron has in his entire body. Okay? And so before I read the rest of this story, if you want to help combat the at one of our new competitors being Baron Trump's energy drink company, you can get yourself some PEP by going to drinkp.com. Again, my

1:32 brothers and I, seriously, I'm I'm doing this kind of silly, but Dead Serious put a lot of work into trying to create an energy drink, and we did it. That would be a healthy alternative to so many of these yummy energy drinks, energizing energy drinks, but trash for your body energy drinks. And so PEP pro platinum energy probiotics is what it stands for is a probiotic fil gut friendly energy drink that tastes delicious but doesn't have any of the artificial sweeteners and all of the different chemicals that so many energy drinks put into their drinks. I can tell you more passion and care went into Pep than Baron's putting into his yerba mate. Oh you got yerba mate Baron. So again, drinkp.com,

2:20 order it. If if you care about our democracy and you want to push back against the Trump family. If you don't, then don't buy it. But if you care about our democracy, you want to push back against the Trump family, then you go to drinkp.com and you order yourself pep pep, drinkp.com, and you order yourself some PEP directly to your doorstep. You're It's really a gift to yourself, a gift to your health, a gift to your energy. you can feel more sharp and upbeat, but then you don't have that nasty crash that comes again with all the other junk that gets put in a lot of energy drinks to make them more um more addictive. None of that. And then I guess just the other thing I would say is if you don't get it, I guess you love the Trump family. And I I hate to find that out. The 20-year-old son uh is one of the five directors of the

3:06 Herbal Tea startup Soyos Yerba Mate, Inc., which is set to launch in May 2026 with pineapple and coconut flavored options. Can you imagine? You launch and two of your options are pineapple and coconut. That's nothing compared to orangeicle. >> Dreamsicle. I always want to say creamsicle, but it's like orange creamsicle, but a dream. It's like a dream. Orange dreamsicle. And then blueberry lemonade. Those are your options. That's better than pineapple and poo flavor, which is practically this one. Yerba Mate is a bitter herbal tea. Uh, bitter. All right. From South

3:53 America and market as a caffeinated alternative to coffee. So, the point is go to dreampub.com. That's it. That's the point. Baron doesn't want you to. What are you going to do?

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