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0:00 Billy what's up we're watching Digimon the first two movies wo W um what hello wa yo we just getting right into this it's a dinosaur and a bird fighting two of my favorite things out the gate after you meet your first subtit Digimon meet your first Digimon first dig I could be a voice actor listen to that dude this pipes were clean brother nah surely there's subtitles I don't think there is it didn't give him the option dude it literally damn they're like no hey hey hey hey hey hey stop that they say if you're deaf doesn't matter we don't know sign language so we don't know if you are mad at us holy
0:46 [ __ ] yo dude this must have been before it came out to America cuz I watched some Digimon when I was a kid this is a Vibe I don't know what to not look like this this has like a a a kind of unpolished gibbi vibe to it yeah I like it bro went to sleep with his goggles I respect the grind bro dad why are you up yo he's just staring at the screen dude that's not okay dude just's an egg I just want to say there's an egg that computer that they got going going on right there that's an expensive setup for the era that this
1:33 was made yeah like 99 dude this came out homie that's that that that is a flat screen PC that thing had 12 megabytes of hard drive crap you're right it is flat screen that's a flat screen TV bro what wait what Mommy has to go out for a bit you're the man of the house at 7 years old yo it'd be like this yeah make sure you get to work on time bro when I was 56 I had to walk my ass down the street to the bus stop my mom didn't give a she was out the house before I was done getting ready bro that little coat hanger that was a pencil as a kid I would have I would have committed many violent atrocities with that thing wait wait wait wait wait that's an egg what now we're watching an egg that's your brain on Dr dude he's the child is cooking an egg what is happening yo she
2:18 still got it I can't believe it came out of the computer you know why you got a whistle sorry I was joking don't have a cow don't have a cat dude that was when people still say oh [ __ ] uh yo yo um yo the the eggs got to go to work the egg just yo what what the egg is juking now how is it the egg has become sentient it is now the home of the egg egg reign supreme vote egg look at it go it's like when a treat falls under the table when I throw it at my dogs dude I do love this art style though
3:05 feels wholesome satisfying oh it's the Equinox yeah I'd worry I'm not going to lie I'd Panic a little bit H yeah I panick a little bit oh even more making a mess not paying rent oh it just went on his face oh usually got to warn them little bit just stay still now this is going to oh what oh oh bubble beam bubble was effective oh my God this is adorable they just became best friends sick beat [Laughter]
3:51 mustard nah do you give a kid that young a whistle and every time they whistle they get bubbles that house is going to be filled within the hour yep no they filled the neighborhood dude hamster I'm going give me a little neck support you can't have any more chunky what not chunk has it gotten bigger I it it was small enough to fit underneath the bed fine overcook marshmallow so is the kid though true when she gets back home huh mom's never coming home hi come here residence now you you are the man of the house now manage it pay your bills oh what you're getting a fact nuts C look out what it trans trans formed dude it got bigger it turned into a marshmallow peep from
4:36 hell did you just say definitely hamster oh fantastic this [ __ ] again you just no way this thing is normal that thing will eat you in your sleep you think it'll eat that eat the whole thing eat the whole plate eat the bowl eat the bowl the the cut it out C isn't food you stop off of me damn violent I've had enough he's out of here yo oh no oh bro that's wet food too like they took wet food from that cat nah that cat's going to fight to the death oh oh it's scared cat when even a monster is afraid of a cat you know that
5:22 they are like not to be messed with the cat's just playing with them he said mother I'm get under there too you can't escape me dude I feel so bad for it come on oh no oh oh damn they got matching scars yo he said my food bowl he said my plate welcome to prison I can't believe you lost to a cat you both did yeah uh later mom so do do you have a name yeah you know something's wrong when you tell kids I brought home a cake and they don't come running that's true you shouldn't name it Ki I told you we can't
6:08 keep it cor's always been my name it talks the how come you talk to him and only whistle at me hi Cari CI ti ti he's like Fred bug with two G's yeah Fred bug with two G's we the only friends you've had uh that's that's wholesome but you're also suffocating sign of our friendship oh okay so it's just a hug that's cool just warn me before you kiss me again I'd be concerned about just how quickly it has adapted yeah like it's grown in size it completely changed form and now it can talk yeah it's it's learned speech it's not just
6:53 can talk it knows how to put sentences together and like it is it is fully aware of its surroundings like it literally said I would have been angry too if someone took my food bowl like it knew why the cat was angry like yes well what is it doing okay I did not like that noise is their dad shitfaced I guess bro what um hey yo what is it Goro oh my God what change shape again yeah dude that's sick hell yeah dude
7:41 he's huge he's a dinosaur and you of alcohol yo he is stumbling home drunk you know what that's a man that cares about his kids though until he walks in the bedroom is a come here you to I told you stop is that Goku is it think of what the neighbors will say you're always like this they sounded kind of similar damn you're always like this what are you doing yo yo yo wait wait wait wait wait we're just we're holy [ __ ] we're not we're not whoa whoa whoaaa bro be looking like a repar let's go play very angry repar what
8:26 what oh I don't remember digimom being like this bro holy [ __ ] this is awesome Ty where are you going I'm running out in the middle of the night later bom they have incredibly careless parents dude right oh thanks for those subtitles he's like I want all this oh oh well excellent she's like win dude oh my God the koala hoodie thing is adorable yeah how hard could it be to find a [Laughter] dinosaur yo did he just wait they're
9:11 just I mean this is the '90s think about it like if I saw a dinosaur in the street I wouldn't think anything about [Music] it oh my God but you're driving oh what oh [ __ ] oh that's awesome what what is that this is like the birth of Godzilla what is going on right now together little one we will make the world B that's awesome he got an egg from online and it's turned into this don't be a bad boy don't do a bad boy oh no that can't be good why are we shooting it
10:02 I still hold to the fact that we need to be cloning dinosaurs and and [ __ ] and just letting them out in the wild let them put them out there in Montana and like Random Woods everywhere bro can you imagine just like you just come across like a Tyrannosaurus Rex when you're camping that'd be sick it'd be awesome people would go up and pet it and take exactly mhm oh boy what is that yo uh I know but it sounds like we're getting victory music why does it feel like it feels like Final Fantasy Victory music like why oh uhoh did oh the thing from the beginning it's the Bird Big Bird Big [Music] Bird all right that's that's who coralan
10:50 has to be fighting is he going to turn into the red one the big red dude oh no oh yeah that's just you know some casual Polie there's a giant bird what a nark freaking nerd God there's always that one snitch dude just enjoy the bird he said hey I'm flying here bro he seems unfazed by Fireballs K come on dude he's a dinosaur that shoots Fireballs that is actually wild to think about dangerous and it doesn't really it does not care at all destroy oh [ __ ]
11:38 what holy [ __ ] awesome yo digimon's the [ __ ] dude is this awesome dud this is crazy this is way better than Pokemon it's under a huge pile of rubble okay no it trans transformed oh yeah dude yeah dude uhoh a sign of our friendship coron yeah if cormon tries to hop on you to be a friend now I a I a't going to kill you this really is just like some animated Godzilla type [ __ ] what the hell oh my God he said I'll ask go her now W cool oh
12:26 cool dude he took off the entire wing eat the bird eat the bird I do love birds but I want to see a giant dinosaur eat a giant bird it's crazy that they literally met they hatched him like today yeah like today oh oh he's choking his ass out oh no oh yo the bird ground pound oh oh oh my God that's that's I never wow he said yeah mother you want to dance is crazy Jesus oh yo oh no blow the whistle I love all there's just a bunch
13:13 of kids out not any not any parents it's literally just a bunch of kids the only that this it would make sense he was called the police they're like we don't see anything true it might be kids that see this uhoh bro the whistle this what it's going to bring him back damn bro he's just trying so hard who's that everybody blow your whistles blow the whistles Coral Mo I'm like waiting for the eyes to just prop open yeah uhoh uh-oh and again all the kids are just sitting outside dude
14:01 oh dude he is cooking your ass silly parrot this [Laughter] is that is awesome Digimon literally as you get to have baby Godzillas dude like this is dope did his hair get bigger I don't know it was a meeting that was cut short too quickly I'll come to see you soon dude was an episode holy [ __ ] I'm I'm curious what the next one's going to be now dude hell yeah he's like a Cubone yeah kind of dude what's crazy is like his eye it looks raw it looks flesh yeah he looks like he just has like straight up flesh underneath
14:47 that I like that they at least you know subtitled this right it was nice of them to subtitle this how kind of them we got that and street signs n this was a vibe this is awesome this is not what I recall Digimon being like from when I was a kid this is awesome so I don't know if like maybe the one that I saw on TV was the four kids version so maybe it's different I have no idea this this battles on Grand epic scale it seems so much older than 1999 it does right Billy what did you say dumbest where can i ph early access I don't know where can I find Early
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16:20 that time and apparently they're connected are we just oh we're just it's just a cleaner fight how funny are you being be like you want to watch fight again yeah you want to watch fight again I'll do [Music] it oh sorry about the other day don't be mad at me okay so we've aged up a little bit who are you right decent amount it's just an email joke yeah to my friend's birthday party oh if you want to send an email you have to click this click it's been sent tell me who it was for none of your business be careful okay damn that's crazy bro that's just that's just how it goes has been blocked
17:07 damn Deni brother we got blocked she won't even let you that's a lot of information right there when I open things like that I close it cuz I'm like yeah I ain't supposed to be looking at this did my computer just get hacked yeah this is none of my business yo oh oh it's happening everywhere that's cool then Digimon oh the egg the egg oh oh all right all right you've peaked my interest it's like a tamagachi funny enough if I'm not mistaken I think tamagachi are based off Digimon really I'm pretty sure [Music]
17:52 like it's crazy how this movie is literally called children's war game so no I guess apparently Digimon was inspired by tamagachi ah vice versa or something oh cuz I remember there being like a tamagachi like Digimon thing that it was like you know based on that or whatever I don't really know the difference between them but they milk that they they milked that franchise you know what I mean like sure they probably did probably had Pokemon ones too damn that team got their ass kicked yeah I was like Jesus Christ to 30 what are y'all doing wrong oh my god well this is anything like the last
18:38 one it's going to get into it right away mom don't ask me if you want free cake young man hey bro your mom wants to make you a cake give her a egg yeah right that's all she needs is a s about the egg huh he's likeed he's like no bro it's still egg one what do you what do you mean it's just egg why you have to be crazy looks like a cross between a jellyfish and a contact lens apparently a bunch of viruses from all over the net came together and merged the net the net an online friend of mine from over in America analyzed a data structure from the code of the digiegg shell they're smart I call [ __ ] Americans weren't that smart back then I'm in elementary school too and I take classes at elementary school this how ' 90s Japan was like this is crazy right the jellyfish dig evolved it's sending an
19:24 email I'm hungry I'm hungry it's going to look for a database with more food it's only oh this is tripping me out bro wait so dude so they're eating data minded information bro their internet like uh street sweepers we need that clean up the old internet um that must be really good chocolate paper plastic I be like I am not paying that like $1,000 or some [ __ ] also a million what is happening but this is ridiculous thanks Mom where wow you must have been really thirsty damn is this computer hardwired in why
20:11 you moving the whole computer what your question is how is he that strong to move the whole those things were so heavy that's what I'm saying dude like that PC was literally the size of his body maybe we should call someone important like the principal or Bill Gates or something won listen uh huh yo yo you mean we have to sit here and watch that thing eat the world out of house and homepage yeah what's wrong with that uh uhoh I wish I can almost hear him now you can hear me now uh Aon what it's been a long time who are you we definitely got a big time skip oh wow everyone's there holy [ __ ] what is
20:57 happening who are you are you people we know the digimon's already causing major problems in our world the evil Dark Masters were I know right I I'm I you know what I'm just I'm me I'm we're on for the ride dude internet monster data miners don't worry we'll fight it I would say this either probably takes place later in the show or they just wanted to jump right into it I don't know so now it's our turn to help you out so they saved the Dig maybe they saved the digital world in the anime I he Digivice I'm one step ahead of you Ty hi ding all right it'll take him in what was the deal with like '90s early 2000s anime and goggles I don't know we we should bring goggles back yeah can I speak to Joe please Joe
21:46 mama okay I understand sorry oh my man is falling apart yeah he's got glasses that's how you know he's a nerd nerd loser zero maidens would you like a cup of oong tea Izzy sure I'd love one mom's the real G over here she really is yeah she's awesome I'm looking for those are my grandkid names they don't talk to sales people please I need to speak to them right away oh my God kids yeah no for real bro it be like that your family going anywhere fun for spring break we don't do that man nobody's at home mom still making that cake yes it's right there on the sticky note I'm trying to save the
22:32 world here Cory I can't come home you better not hang up on me Cari or else I'll hung up on but you and she are really good friends it makes more sense for you to call just do it give me some tea too damn please say please this poor mom no respect you know think your friend Ty wants to speak to you tell him I'm not home damn damn Sora said she's not home but she is home you must have been a real jerk if she doesn't even want to talk to you damn I meant that in a good way okay no more talk jerk we got more important things to be doing right now uhoh uhoh tie I hate those things oh you know have
23:18 you ever been on one yeah couple times dude that is going way too fast really fast the Ferris wheels really they're just like always shake and they're rickety like I don't trust them you know yo yo gentl try this is what the internet looked like in the '90s whoa I wish it still looked like this now it's just full of porn I mean I'm not complaining oh uh to be fair even then it was still full of porn he's just eating that [ __ ] like a receipt dude a CVS receip mhm it says want to play there's just people on internet watching this happen oh hell yeah I would totally watch this on the Internet
24:07 G dude the evolutions are sick it looks like like a was a horn beetle yeah kind of um hold that thought I love that that's what it looks like to them uh-oh oh [ __ ] game a spider y it's Spiderman the champion level now oh so these so they're all considered champion level okay no well oh damn what bro turned into a bullet dude bro y'all are in trouble it ain't doing [ __ ] spoter what it has a gun for a mou dude he just took that right in the face gabu
24:52 teron that's a name well then we're just going to have to dig evolve again again people on the internet still watching it but having that weird loading screen with the little buffer [Music] bar oh you know I will say why why why do villains wait for someone to like get to their final form just kill them while they're transforming yeah you're a villain right oh oh he dipping that thing's unbelievable y'all got your asses kicked dude for real true attacking while they're dig evolving is a dirty trick you are right though like why not do it two against one but you still lost you guys are pretty dud dude the earliest of [ __ ] talking internet's still talking
25:38 [ __ ] on too why is he saying hello over and over again look at the address it's in the NTT system uh-oh I'm calling back she hung up and she's not picking up huh come on how could that be busy too dude call Sora M you've been locked out buddy what about Sora she's not going to pick up try hello hello dude it's taunting them dude that be bad oh no hello hello hello Dam dude everyone had damn that guy came out of the Bush damn if the phones don't work then we can't contact the others and the internet will yeah die connection
26:24 terminated oh no dude my mom's still baking a cake she baking a cake if your telephone is dead please call your phone company how are you going to call your phone company oh you what what's the matter it's all over you're always so it's all over you're so dramatic Ty says call ddy won't get off the phone disaster emergency message dialer to record a message press one see I call [ __ ] because there ain't no way they're going to have a a global voicemail J Japan voicemail Japan voicemail Japan stay winning dude you know what you're right you see all these laptops they have in 2000 you're right you're right I'm know I'm wrong Japan
27:11 stay winning [ __ ] bro that one girl Sora had a half laptop yeah she did have a half laptop she had a Hal top half top half top that name scratched out yamy stupid tie you got this postcard in the mail from Mimi in Hawaii what away from the drama Hawaii is the best dude his face is all a satellite Sone what's that how yeah where the hell did he get that where the hell did you get that from he said M's your bus the military surplus store down the street you got a job it's fine damn what the who is this kid this kid is a genius apparently oh wait I forgot you have one new message it's Matt so what's the big
27:57 emergency right I knew that somebody on the team would come through an evil Digimon has taken over the internet you know damn well this whole thing is gone this is about an hourong conversation happening right now sucks so bad she is pretty remote we're totally done for hurry up TK I'm trying it's a lot of steps okay we're back online bro it's like you're lucky that they even have a phone it emailed us computers what do you think this is It's trolling them uh uh Compu no way bro no way bro look you made the little one cry still not hooked up to the Internet you made the little one cry okay random strangers no fighting okay random strangers no fighting are we going trust me kids that
28:44 little kid was just holy [ __ ] dude that was so close oh my God wait did they have GPS in that car it kind of looked like that that was a screen in the car's dashboard yeah [Laughter] oh he's just going everywhere oh now so that's what happened now that now it all makes sense all adds up how's anyone supposed to stop it without technology we found a computer in town it be like that though kids today are just so attached to those screens shut up you old I was going to have an aneurysm if this thing froze on us damn how much soda has that kid drank a lot not enough
29:29 oh my God no he's not I think he said t finding anyone else then you and I mom's is a g she hooking it up I guess but oh oh y those are our names don't wear them out hey I'll be like shut up we're working on something here are you going to help or not we're cooking are you going to come cook with us M oh we're getting the victory music it's time it's time and the whole ask going be watching again what yo yo we just what yo wait what is going on here again everyone in the internet is watching this D and it's all kids it's
30:14 all kids I take it back yeah this got to be after like that was a kid I think season one or something bro what Bo greymond guman okay dude this looks dope yo what I want to know what the little dude evolved into evolv again yeah I want to know what he evolves into bro your little Jelly Bean with wings just got squashed like a bug I'm coming I'll come get you again they're having this whole conversation in the barber shop CLW yo got you got bro hit him with a full Salo
31:02 dude holy crap ton take care of P yo this goes kind of hard compared to Pokemon look at all the kids in the background everyone's just watching the live stream go on circle around he's got to go pee dude he totally does I have to bee really bad bro this is me at the end of some reactions y hell it's me right now I'm just waiting for this thing to finish you've got a hit huh no way dude screen blue screen oh my God besides who told you to go to the bathroom at such an important time I agre now it has to reboot it's not like I did the computer exactly why you and Sora are always fighting I just got her a present that's all so I gave her this really great hair clip I thought why are
31:48 we having this conversation in the midst of battle kids I don't know that's what you thought about I tried to apologize he's like women am I right address she blocked my email address because he got her a hair [Laughter] clip guys where were you dude they got their ass kicked warmond BL the whistle I got my ass kicked dude you lost again what that was from can what the heck is wrong with you I just reading YouTube comments this isn't the time to be fighting damn kids stupid emails I'm confused by how many goddamn Digi Digi Evolutions they got they're on like number five right he's got a clock or no because he was the little bouncy ball before he was the the
32:35 little Dino so who holds the clock your mom after a few bucks the clock oh oh that's fantastic we love this copied itself he's copying himself oh no we just got an email from a middle school student in Taiwan he hacked the pentagon's network it must be the time remaining until the missile hits its Target which which is oh my God and and while he's kidding me right got a missile launched he's just he's just copying himself over and over again that pretty much means it could be ended anywhere on Earth but we don't know where the missile is headed your house it's getting cloudy you're right I should go not going to lie dude this digimon's like the right like an awesome villain yeah like homie didn't talk he
33:20 didn't ask questions he he did this fight got the out and then going on Miss bro and then while doing that he was just trolling dude I I kind of I kind of respect this villain only one of them will have the clock how are we supposed to find it we don't have time make time point we don't have a choice either wait oh have faith I thought it was the villain saying die you're right damn bro that would have been crazy do you know where it is now you're sure okay then dude all those comments s minutes left dude I forgot she was baking a cake this whole time bro they're going to earn that cake yeah they are dude how the world's going to end no one's going to have the cake good
34:05 luck Bor gmon don't lose metal guman they keep coming in tell me guman this is an insane like there is a nuke yeah yeah yeah oh God [ __ ] oh my God y it's like ants when m ion ants ANS my Johnson it has to be well over 16,000 oh and it can fire just raining Hellfire cool cool cool cool cool dude bro's getting back shots meton bro they are getting obliterated something's wrong with war gmon and
34:52 metal Gill yeah they're getting their ass kicked from all over the world they're slowing down our processing speed oh my God are you kidding me your emails are printing on Digimon in danger dude no way the internet trolls ruined everything the trolls got their Digimon killed warmond so that's the difference between now and then right like they were actually gassing them up here here it would just all be hate messages yeah mhm you suck trash I could have done this in five minutes and instead all the Digimon are dead I don't know how they get out of this outside of like another dig Evolution Hey Izzy are you
35:38 going to stay for lunch no Mom we're all doomed I'll just leave you too alone he's like uh okay wait a minute where did Ty go yo good question where is T what what what what he went in the computer he's in The Matrix dude the animation changed I love this yeah that looks awesome what I'm coming oh yo the people at the barber shop going be so confused yeah what what happed the godamn W that boy just jumped into the computer I'll be here with you until the end forever and ever Ty I think he's already dead there buddy yeah he's yo
36:24 believe in metal my my bad my bad yeah Metal Greymon I think he said the power the power of the comments dude the email power even though they said stop emailing us cuz it's overwhelming our processing yo yo what bro I was right I was totally right are we getting a final evolution bro this going to be what the sixth Evolution way no way the comments are proceed what give me your power wait those are arms he's becoming a mega hell yeah he is where exactly did your brother go bro bro what the hell is this
37:14 combined yo yo they it looks like a Gundam look like a Persona yeah it does wait oh yeah he just shot it all back yes sir Supreme can oh my God he's just just letting loose against all the ants yeah dude obliterating them okay [ __ ] okay the last one standing that must be the one with the claw dude what are the odds what are the odds 1 minute to go 1
38:00 minute to go 1 minute to go if I forwarded all the emails it'll slow down just like we did what what the hell that's not how that works how do you know yeah are you an email expert oh my [Music] God defeated by slow internet sponsored by [Laughter] Spectrum 10 seconds left this is wild he made a hole in his oh my god dude lousy microwave no has to have a bug in it no way dude he bombed outside their
38:49 house it was us holy [ __ ] stupid time dude could you imagine seeing that [ __ ] you'd probably Panic right like I would have I would have been along with the people we made it hell yeah them damn kids saving the universe yo Digimon goes hard what the I'm loving this [ __ ] bro this was more in line with my expectations a little bit kind of compared to the first one but like no I think that like I the golden Diggy eggs this is the third movie but like kind of concluding what the Digimon the movie was okay still no subtitles sorry
39:35 Billy we Y how that kid do that oh they're going to eat him yeah you think they're going to eat him about to see a child die bro his child's about to get murdered this is how the Chima anarch started uh indig one oh bro like Vash yeah why does it start off like a Vash it's like a tri like guitar ri right now this kid really is about to get eaten this is where this this is why you need adult supervision yeah is that why cuz he's going to follow it he's the billion double dollar kid I will say I can't blame him cocoon Coco melon
40:20 Coco does this movie have a carry Lake filter or am I tripping n the other ones were kind of like that too look that little dragon honestly that kind of feels like abuse more than anything else he's smiling dude he's smiling but he can fly and he's just just just taking the beating dude maybe they're hitting him uh like maybe it's like a massage I I guess he's like oh my sciatic thank you you've massaged my my my my [Music] back hell yeah little man Birds vibing knock it over knock it over knock it over eat it eat the sand that doesn't goong there okay they need product [Music]
41:06 placement she whips out a gun out my room it was weird cuz she like stared right at the camera too I was like are we watching a little girl now can she see me right now yeah like if she knows we're here should we be here I wish I had that coordination same okay so these These are the dudes from the last one I didn't recognize the first people no face mag yeah my man right there he was the one that had the uh wolf with the little little brother right yeah when Davis sees that photo he's going to throw a fits yeah they're definitely older it's crying it's desperately searching for something oh
41:51 what oh oh we just we just getting right into it huh yo we're getting digit sucked oh yeah she got Digis sucked dude dude she got Digis sucked yo oh everybody's getting Digis sucked dude they really got dig suck oh my God everyone from the intro is just gone I I I got to know if it's imahori that is doing the the the soundtrack yeah cuz bro it is 100% like I'm watching a fascist Ted episode it's it's too close bro I mean this was like early 2000s like late '90s I was around when that first came out
42:37 right isn't Vash stampedes a little old it is old late 90s yeah oh what okay oh oh what the is that who that's a big boy Terri dude just spiked that thing oh yo oh my God Bros packing the heat oh and it it needs to be hotter it it ain't doing nothing po Crusher holy [ __ ] head shot I dude these are like Call of Duty kill streaks n see when the Digimon are like in the real world this [ __ ] is dope did she go to
43:23 the digital world why did you not get taken no it's possible and if that's the case maybe it's not him there might not be dude it's nearby and that girl sounds like the baby from Spirited Away damn yo this just not seem like a place for a kid to be my thing is like bro can't your Digimon transform like holy [ __ ] little homie's taking a beaten yeah it's me Willis Willis my existence is pain what I passed butter he just came he so sucked himself
44:09 did an ass beaten and then got the out vanished the old wax on wax off you know something weird is happening you're right I'm scared I'm scared too whoa not like any of our friends have just disappeared into some kind of Realm or anything like that I'm sure it's fine fine you know my biggest worry is like bro she left her entire computer behind that's true her search history just hanging off theel phone what is this place and it's horribly cold yeah they've got that good [ __ ] that's s hell yeah brother damn kind of shit'll knock you on your ass hell yeah we got that couch lock Digimon mom's out shopping okay Amy will
44:54 you tell her that I'm going to Su kind a wild that they literally got thrown into basically a void where they can't see or hear and not a single one of them panicked or like freaking out they're just like I mean I guess if they're like being if they know about being whisked away like until like the battle of the Digimon or whatever and the digital world then true you know maybe that's that's not caus for alarm quite yet but not being able to see yeah no I be I didn't say I wouldn't lose me losing my [ __ ] save my brother I'm begging you what happened to Ty so they know it Dead all the original diges except the original asked me to help her we've got to get there right away so they're taking a plane that was a great idea Yoli right okay so they do stuff kind of
45:40 like Yu-Gi-Oh where like the generation happens and it's like all right new people which I respect maybe we should have you going get fast what while you're driving what the hell he's from Texas insurance I'm more worried about us speaks the way Stevie Wonder sees like what the I don't understand a word out of that man's mouth a single word so we are going to that flower field aren't we uh what's with you I should ask you that you got treated like a punk in the street but you still attacked him he wasn't holding back and so I had to fight Willis in order to protect you yeah Willis yeah Willis what are you talking about Willis my but you wouldn't let me talk Willis
46:28 your life keep focusing on this woman I bet your mom is really worried about you right now Willis not knowing where you are bro just on a random ass train it's hot damn this Digimon is a man Jesus Christ stop being a baby okay this really isn't worth it just to find a phone to call your mom on yeah your mom so we're going we have to try and get through to him you said not to talk to you about him I would kill him you're GNA you're going to have to die now it's a little [ __ ] isn't he he really is all the other Digimon seem to like their uh their Digi God person
47:14 what would what do they consider the Digimon Digital Monsters no like what do the Digimon consider the human like their Master the the digi Digi trainer so I'll be your hat and keep you cool Willis weren't you just complaining that it was hot you just don't want to walk can it be bold okay you know he he's got his ears flapped out like that but he's not providing any shade by doing that if nothing else more wind resistance means you walking slower yeah we're leave the science out of this though you know we got it covered mhm yo hers looks way different than the other oh damn th we've gone pink
48:00 weird oh oh everyone's just oh second train has pinned the Digital World Coco melon bro that is a horrifying design you know I think that's what I like about Digimon like with with Pokemon is like bro they got some crazy ass designs huh everyone's gone that's bad yeah he stopped the train everyone's gone time to learn how to drive kids so who stopped the train everyone's gone what are you doing in this situation you starting up the train or you getting out and walking I'm starting the train I'm going to do whatever I can to get the train over that bridge okay so now what well we ended up about 500
48:47 km bro that weirdly detailed picture is throwing me off that's actually just a picture that's product L right there dude they they they just just no more planes it's got to stop do not get inside that truck dude do not get inside that truck dude live live your life well the more the merrier let's ask them to let us on too hi random stranger may we hop aboard Al did he even ask they about to get abducted hey man it's not kidnapping if the kid wants to go with you that's true that's a good point how does that work bro I don't know I've never kidnapped a child but but but if if if sorry for cribbing your ride man I like that I like that little blue guy according to it would be the parent
49:33 a guardian's decision to do that now that wouldn't yeah he looks like a batro card does he he does a little bit yeah what of the Joker he must be the boy that TK and Ki were talking about kill him what are the odds you'd understand us well I had a girlfriend from Japan once you know how it is right yeah sure so it probably wasn't you guys who made Ty and all the other original Digi Dustin disappear was it I did do funny that they're talking in English and he's just like yeah I speak Japan don't you get it yeah I'm from the Japans where did you meet terriermon oh an egg came out of my mom's Compu hear goggles too is that the signifier of the main character I I it's it's signifying of a character I believe that in those big ass glasses
50:19 dude them glasses whoa you think her face gets weighed down by them things yeah that's like glass like trust bro like what yeah the bigger they are the more annoying it is I do know him yeah but this is the first time I've ever heard about him kidnapping anybody that doesn't sound like him at all like half his face is cut off like I know they're trying to show the Digimon in the background but damn they they're doing things to save on animation c yeah don't judge them that's the whole reason why like we had yeah get on kids yeah come on kids you guys like second truck that they've just gotten into you know hitchhiking safe bro this Mazda product placement is crazy Mazda really paid for that talking about bro that's a
51:06 z never mind and Abdu um yo I think your friends just got kidnapped youis we could have made it if we ran well I'd feel bad leaving this guy by himself at this rate I'm never going to see Ki again as you shouldn't in the truck he's like I'll give you a ride but I Ain waiting around for you hurry up he's like T today you're all younger what um what look at yourself oh they are there too that's not it Mom just listen to me for a second Hey wellis listen bro I be like you want me to call my mother I'm talking to my mother shut the up for a second DAV can't live without me you say wait sounds like Oh I
51:54 thought you said I thought they were in Japan but apparently not no no cuz that one thing that said South Dakota and the other thing said Denver the plane said Denver transport on it unless there's a Denver Japan Denver Japan Willis's mom looks like damn he just said Willis's mom is fat hell yeah bro he said she got ass though he's like your mama's so fat had a roller and flower and hit the wet spot you are such a little brat yeah I try yo this dude little kids a Sav or digimon's a Savage I want to know what he turns into goodbye Willis lers you're dead now son Coco melon
52:42 celon I love that his eyes are just have squiggles Ludo quick dig Evol Demi vmon he's a chibon wait he who was a chiyon that's what his name was Prior a oh dude they love the Goku headbutt why aren't we just like letting homie talk he didn't even try to energize what feon armor dig evolve what armor dig evolve armor dig evolve flame Dron why do just why is he in this form all the time yeah dude flame DRM attack what fire rocket bro that is sick there was a sign for marbar Reds what
53:30 wait really yeah oh no I I was dude that's crazy oh my God they're like need to relax after fight in your digital Monsters all day sit back with a nice cool pack of M see and this is why we watch the Japanese redubbed version and not the English for kids dub yeah meanwhile holy [ __ ] oh damn he's having fun yo hang in there flame Dron uh I'm pretty sure flame Dramon just got uh please stop it damn he got absolutely [ __ ] housed yeah what do you turn into a pain in the
54:16 ass this thing isn't the cookon that we knew anymore I'm waiting for just the back hand smack the [ __ ] out of this kid not Willis um okay I think it's Willis so they can dig evolve on their own okay then why oh he is Master Stampede hey yo bro got the JS damn GGO P bro bro he just has Gatling guns for hand come on I'll be waiting at the flower field I'll be waiting for you at the flower field at the flower field
55:03 hi later cocoon this is why people say COC Mon's brain rot look at this mother dude that is awesome I love what he just gets pants that's his Evolution transformation gives pants to the G Guns you were really cruising for a bruising jumping in front of the monster like that oh bro okay well they're hitting it off Yep they're homies that looks like fun he's like wait I I could have been floating this whole time aren't you going to stop them pick me up no no he's
55:50 not what I I think I think they crash yeah you nag more than your mom does oh be quiet Jesus dude he really hates Willis's mom [ __ ] he really does just look around there probably won't be any more cars with the road like that huh damn yeah he probably got stubby little legs if only you were a little smaller then you could have flown with me huh or becoming an adult you guys know something you're not telling us right the truth is Terrier mom shut the up he's slowly turning all of them back into children but how do you know that well I'm a 45-year-old man
56:35 named Willis well tell me later we've got to get ourselves to Summer memory place don't we he said you're not my will you're not Willis it all makes sense now what is this uh what the kind of stopwatch nonsense is happening right now sir there some godamn respect on it he he wait they got multi Evolutions he was a fire guy before that's cool yeah it's cool now from what I heard the Digimon RPG that came out a couple years ago apparently is great I've heard a lot of the games are awesome how many Evolutions does one one of them have I mean the last movie we saw dude one dude evolved like five dinosaur evolved like three or four times in like the span of a night hey kids which way to
57:21 Colorado like they're going to know the direction to Colorado this also they're Americans it's not like they know geography anyway they were in South Dakota which way is Colorado uh I mean the good news is actually y if you're in South Dakota you almost always get to Point down true true because the only thing between you and Canada is North Dakota North Dakota o it has an intermission [Music] happening are we at a mat right now or something 4 3 2 1 all right I'm so confused this is wild
58:08 all right let's this is the weirdest like compilation of movies happening anymore they're still not here wait hold on dude bro's hairline is crazy you don't have to get so defensive Willis I'd put push him off the bridge throw some rocks yeah there's never a quiet moment when Davis is around damn you're not kidding his hair comes down to like right here bro that's a powerline right there dude his hairline is a unibrow what exactly do you know about this COC character isn't it about my name is Willis I'm a 63y old man covered in bees it's Willis covered in bees
58:57 y'all need to watch that when I'm I love that movie so much we'll get Christian to watch it he would actually be the perfect one [ __ ] misses Willis deep down the younger ones then is that why he's turning all the others into kids I never thought about it like that he's a kidnapper yeah tell us how you and that Digimon are related he's like this used to be my house that Digimon is my father he impregnated my mother D you imagine yo Pokemon's got some crazy ass lore Digimon probably does too right don't worry about it so homie just he grew up with two Digimon that seems unfair don't you think you need to call your mom again yeah probably also shut
59:47 up wow this movie feels so incredibly disjointed bro like I feel like we're just going like have I fallen asleep at some point no no no dud no it's doing a lot of bouncing okay I'm like bro it's enjoyable I think it's because they're bouncing from like state to state and I guess that it would be boring if they just showed you like true them traveling the whole time I guess is tough to keep up with some of the story I like I like the animations it aged well I I I enjoy that oh yeah the actual art style they did is looks great right there you're not wandering Off Alone the fighting was sick I just want more of it yeah and they're like trying to they're trying to tell a story but like I want
1:00:33 more Digimon in my Digimon movie yeah right is he actually your Digimon partner huh no we're just friends okay kokomon and terriermon are actually twin Digimon by that I mean that they were BN from the same Digi he was the kid from the start he was a double Yol exactly the same came out of the Digi egg that I received that means yeah okay that's the same year that Ty and the others saw their first Digimon at height and View Terrace oh from the first movie you're saying that we've been attacking your childhood friend yeah yeah yeah pretty much yeah yeah man only like you know Willis told you guys why you didn't want to fight him makes complete sense you know when
1:01:18 you communicate it well tracks to me even if Von turned into a monster I couldn't recognize and he went on a horrible Rampage dude this guy's empathy is off the charts holy [ __ ] what are you supposed to do I mean you could have same well but maybe both mies it both some kind of e Symphony empathy I have to believe that if we meet again kokan might just turn back into who he was before you're right damn he dried that [ __ ] up fast brother [ __ ] he's like I'm done crying no bro that's how kids are they go from screaming crying to just big as gr on their faces in a matter of seconds that is wild they just able to like my heart so it's got to be true you want a marshmallow
1:02:06 yeah just promise me you're not going to try and go at it alone okay he's going at it alone he absolutely don't leave me behind no way I can't make you fight just because I failed to protect you don't make me go back to your fat mother Willis what will you do now yeah Willis what are you going to do now I want to see more of Yol Le's pretty sleep face don't ruin the moment girls are icky you have to stay wrapped up tight or you'll catch a cold okay okay wait Digimon can catch a cold I guess sobly even though they're Digital Monsters wouldn't they catch a virus I probably do that too I mean are the digital Monsters when they're in the real world I don't know will this dude that is trippy oh God are we there yeah what the is
1:02:54 happening like how did we get here we walked out of the woods were there episodes of the anime between this or something no cuz this is like a singular movie okay I'm glad you guys enjoy it Coco melon then let's go back to that time oh yeah now he's vibing damn teron don't get in my way holy [ __ ] dude you just clapped your brother and as the younger brother trust me I understand but sheesh smack the [ __ ] out of him cookon how could you do that to your
1:03:39 brother dude it's so creepy yeah don't like that we can't cookon we can't go back to those times anymore we have to look forward cookon cookon stop living in the past I feel like kon's getting ready to hit the gritty I want Goa not good with change Willis be careful I I I do Wonder like if when they're transformed if it like eats more power or something because bro I would not be in the little form Ever right whoa that's why I'm still not like super clear on the oh boy can we defeat this
1:04:26 monster together how you doing Donnie Darko you're right what are you doing in that stupid bunny suit are you doing in that stupid man suit dude I'm he's so cool dude he's such a I love him honestly I don't know manx t-x is sick what what did he call himself flame flame Dramon that one was sick flame Dron flame wait did he say garlon flon no the other onead armadillo armadillo no way no way it's a little sandrew what sand slash the drill of knowled okay digmon digmon hwon go for it they're just naming them after
1:05:15 animals who are you we never even seen that guy no we haven't I guess we saw it previous evolved version his little feathers h on by a that's sick yeah he just has a helmet that flies now and he has full control of all all uhoh I love the animation though dude I like the music mhm no the music in this movie has been incredible I feel like I've been at paner bread the whole time it's very much like you're hanging out in a little coffee shop kind of no flameer mind some freaky Vibes kind of God bro y all about to die yeah everybody getting their ass kicked right now I think you need a triple digivolve I don't know if it has an
1:06:01 name I was like is anybody even hitting this dude n dude he's like just dodging bobbing weaving like it's nothing such a sick design yeah and he's like the way he moves is even like really creepy also this music right now so good like free form and off he goes eat [ __ ] Bro Y what the good forg him up there buddy damn bro how he's skipping doesn't it seem like he's to yeah a little bit bro got up he's Jesus Jesus it's did Jesus J Jus Jesus [Laughter] Man play time is over that was awesome
1:06:48 because it was totally just a PNG when he was jumping there was a white outline around it that's a aren't our Digimon fantastic digmon could stand to be a little more animated he takes after you damn you it kind of does damn yeah I feel like watching the show the only thing we would probably know more about is just like uh the main cast and like their Digimon he just went under well flame Dramon you're not going to really be of much use here buddy sorry he's like I can make the water real hot I can boil him out hey man that that can do some work he's like you guys like bold rabbit okay going on uh hey yo did he just y he just dig
1:07:37 evolved again bro y'all got to step it up you've only dig evolved once he's done it like three times I've never seen the show but he looks like one of those things from Evangelion or whatever the hell it's cold and lonely I feel a chill down to my bones dayon life in you're 30 this Frozen world looks like the one we know but he looks like it's like you said it looked like he was just like a picture standing there for a second I do really like the designs of the Digimon oh no they're great oh oh he about what the oh that's cool I need a nap all right he's my favorite now I
1:08:24 can't dig anymore what are you going to [Music] do he seeing say you guys can't fight me anymore I'm going to beat your ass oh that's not good dude he's sucking him in like a black [Music] hole ho [ __ ] yeah all right how dare you yep nice talented that's actually probably pretty hard cuz they all weigh different things cookon listen to me there is no cocoon only zo yeah I mean when they dig evolve they have different names so like his name isn't even cocoon anymore no dude the music is so like not fitting
1:09:09 to the moment it sounds like a episode of Fraser star yeah oh this is great smooth jazz ass kicking yeah H salad and scrambled eggs they're coming again what's weird is that the previous two movies were not like this no I will protect Willis but he last bro homie's like so weak every time he fires he like Falls over no okay all right all right dude he spit voided him oh D all of us want to protect those important to [Music] us what was that crack okay I was wondering if I just heard that or not
1:09:56 holy [ __ ] that was the Hat heading the floor in reality that was someone cracking their Knuckles into the microph that was snapping his neck as she hugged him he's still just a bird oh Christ not again oh no no worry we have more Hawkman at home I'm going to fight then I'll fight even if I don't want to homie what are you going to do your your Digimon can't even dig evolve anymore cuz you didn't want to fight this whole time why I'm here Willis I'll be your strength I'll I'll kick his ass he's like I may be out of Evolutions but I'm not out of options pulls out gun why don't we use guns in this world give me a p World anime let's do it hell yeah it's time like these kids are walking around completely unarmed and they could totally just they're America they could have one yeah they could have
1:10:42 like AKs and Sh you know it's not like it's fireworks those are dangerous yeah very dangerous actually if you not pay attention where you're pointing at good luck yo it actually kind of worked blast now there ain't no way combo attack damn get his ass wow nah bro he's smiling holy [ __ ] he already showed earlier he can literally magnetize everyone no F what what what the hell was that what the you what the is that holy [ __ ] what is happening I don't know the is going on yeah car you made
1:11:31 it and TJ too yay how did they manage to how did they manage to find this like where the world they were pulled into the suck power Celestial Arrow so they Digimon are just people yes they're peopleon peopleon um um now there ain't no way he's coming back this feels like one of those like 80s animes you watch when you're a kid and don't understand what the was trying to say right and then you watch it as an adult and still don't still means you're like damn you start to question like am I just stupid that's when you Google the ending like no no everyone else knows doesn't
1:12:19 for this [ __ ] I need the I need the smartest people so it the white the the girl Angel was her little cat and the the boy angel was the little guy the wings on his head wait that was the angel well that's the two characters that's who they were carrying around earlier so the little little I think it's dude he turned into a badass angel horon there's nothing you can do of no use now you know what's weird I guess it kind of does make sense to some degree because like when uh the the little blue dude when he transformed into like the flame guy he was more humanoid yeah so maybe just as they evolve they become more humanoid I
1:13:05 mean look at him though look I he's not really humanoid all that a good point never mind my Theory's going out the window I I don't I don't know maybe I don't know Davis you're a baby he is too I'm a baby look chica quickly before you get turned into a child too people would totally pay for this kind of treatment yeah they would should be able to S something that can help us defeat cookon what the does that mean what the hell anamon warp digol warp dig evolve what Holy shitel digol Angel woman that's awesome wait what was that dragon and anaman too anaman what the dude my theory about the
1:13:52 humanoid [ __ ] has gone out the window F those are dope designs though and they got the rest I will say if this movie has done anything for me it's made me want to know more about what the hell is going on in this world the DJ deck of Destiny is it Digi egg of Destiny they going to get like a secret Digimon dude this music still just no the music I don't understand I'm very confused by it I feel like this is like a Farm episode of some cartoon go TIY B too no you get some like banging like you know yo magnon magnon holy [ __ ] that looks clean bro okay okay rapit fire dude even his
1:14:40 Rockets got little smiley faces on him he blew head off he hit him with the rainbow mother dead never mind did that work SE let me give me some [ __ ] I'm just dude give me some rock music I'm taking I'm taking it in I'm just letting it happen I'm not guessing I don't man oh they're dead I honestly think that's the biggest thing it's missing is the music yeah it's pitch black I can't see anything we're going to use the power of friendship to win isn't it probably who is Willis don't go there's no shot please tell me that's how this sounds could you imagine there's no no way please please let it end like this I beg of you let it
1:15:27 end like this I beg of you please let this be the end this is the end of Digimon my God I want it to be the end so bad I finish your bandage oh my God he deaged everyone he wins because everyone's set to zero I realize now I've always made you worry about me is this how you felt Davis wait no it's the power of friendship even the darkest of Hearts will always still hold on to whole deep inside what yep so we're fighting him on the inside of him now I think so what is happening D the baby M attack yeah bro I didn't get shattered immediately oh my God holy [ __ ] got up holy [ __ ]
1:16:16 got he's coming with the windmill man dude homie is throwing hands my god dude what is happening look at him are we just going to keep Bing him up and throwing him back in meanwhile we have Lounge music in the background oh my God roll credits go go melon magnon I'm coming that K is dead okay I do let it happen I want to see that kid go flying dude it's the only way to unleash the full power bro it's the
1:17:02 Hat I think that's the biggest problem with the music is that the music is good it just doesn't fit the specific music is fine for other stuff rapid fire magn blast oh bro said kill me wait literally he was so this this is this is this is the Twilight dude with the just just kill me I didn't know finally finally no way no way they killed his soul they they literally just killed his soul oh what the that's cool man on is this finally the real you they obliterated the demon inside and he's turning into literal pink mist
1:17:48 and cocon was smiling as we killed him right he wanted to die you don't understand understand this is no as soon as no as soon as we're done I need to compare it to to the the the the little comp movie I want to see the difference of like one scene cookon will return to you Willis is it weird that I don't feel sad I don't give a [ __ ] no I want to care the characters are cool the Digimon are dope but like it jumped around so much I don't even know what the happened call me stupid I don't give a discovery going for a little while I think it really is just they
1:18:35 went across the country and consider that my goodby that's it half the time I couldn't tell if we were fighting inside of cookon or outside of cookon not letting him near you if he does dead now do not let do not let me forget to double check the scene after I sound to something the only thing I'm taking away from this movie is that I want some Marb barrows and a Mazda yeah right what are they about to get cookon is he about to come back his Digi egg is just floating in the he's just it's just floating in the
1:19:21 ocean how you how do you know it's there so they were on a bridge in New York City a second ago where are we now yeah how did you even know how do you know the egg's there how did he get here what the [ __ ] is going on this is the end what do you mean you know what possibly the best movie we've ever watched holy [ __ ] I don't like [ __ ] on people's childhoods but what the y'all did we just watch what the was that so I I want to fast forward real quick I want to find when the fight was happening I want to see if the music is different this music is way better where was the soundtrack at we just had smooth
1:20:08 jazz the entire time this fits so much better this does this this actually like wait I think it does this look better there's even better sound effects why does this look better I don't know if it does it it sounds better like I think it look I think it sounds better for sure vibrant they're yourss of Miracles and Destiny bro whys like DJ okay yeah visuals are the same it's literally just why yo it's even Digimon it's a remix of the Digimon song go I'm like baffled right now the audio design is so much better that's such a
1:20:54 bummer but yeah I I guess that's what you have to decide is like do you want that the full content uncut or or do you want the version with the better like music's important to me when it comes to movies I would have taken the shorter cut for the better music yeah I would have too I just want to know go to the bloopers real quick what kind of bloopers did they put in I'm assuming it's just says du bloopers screwing screwing up lines probably right oh God oh God my that's uh H not so much tongue next time he's oh my God into the ultimate hey Ty it's Matt that somebody on the team would come through just hoping it wouldn't be
1:21:40 Mt booze you're going to throw up again dude wow well the more the merrier let's ask them if they can't get back V [Laughter] sorry is there something funny about them just a coc's probably using cocon what are we to do [Laughter] sorry Dam they really they really messed that up a lot we I kind of wish they would have kept that the sound of the bird now he's
1:22:28 gone he's gone we hit him in the stomach oh that was lots of fun we killed him oh yes we did it went all strange yeah that was great that was a good one no there you go Billy get the Blu-ray it's some cool [ __ ] on there but uh if you're going to choose it save yourself some 30 minutes and uh and and go watch the comb can we say now that America stay winning but on this one in particular America stayed winning America stay winning choices I'm sure dude there's there's probably going to be so many people that are like I love this version what do you mean and I'm glad that you do Billy be the joy yeah see you next time harmonica
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