I Slept on Japan's CHEAPEST Overnight Train 🇯🇵 Feat.@CDawgVA​

0:01 is our pilot in a Pikachu costume nothing but the best this is terrifying oh my God oh my God where the break unbelievable I brought you for this for spoke culinary what do you want me to do you want me to lie to the view that's too far no that's actually too far no I'm leaving I'm getting a business Hotel is there so many cats it's ridiculous where have they come from why are they [Music] [Applause] [Music] here good morning guys and welcome back to Wacky weekend so we're currently on the most southern tip of kushu at the

0:46 most southern train station in all of Japan Nishi oyama I've always wanted to come down here but begrudgingly we do have to invite a very special guest along with us on wacky weekend and so today I present in front of Japan's most perfect beautifully shaped volcano Britain's least perfect L shaped man SE on the why am I the least perfectly shaped how you doing I'm doing good I've been treating you very nice on my wacky weekend we had the castle trip didn't we yeah we did it was amazing he took me to like a $20,000 Castle I take a mortgage to afford that wacky I'm just saying I I hope this is remembered and returned in Spades what I also remember is more recently a trip to oin hour where you always had be killed it sort of negates the castle a little bit well no it doesn't I I took you to a wonderful Paradise Island

1:31 wonderful Paradise Island wonderful Paradise Island I'll get him get it you wait and see if I don't all under the bridge now water under the bridge it's time to repay the favor okay what are we doing what is the one thing you have always wanted to do in cushi um eat food I'll give you a clue we're at a station right now right no no it's not the luxury train is it the Seven Star train yeah the seven star train that taunted us it's not that tell viewers what the sevenstar train is oh my God it's only like the most exclusive luxurious train that I've never been able to book it taunted us on the entire cycle F and now I'm finally going to get to go on it yeah oh this this is awkward I mean I

2:17 don't remember saying we were going to ride the sevenstar train I always thought Connor's dream was to sleep on hu's cheapest most abandoned train dear oh dear well it's too awkward now I can't tell him we'll just go along with it and uh maybe he'll forget about the whole luxury train thing oh my God I thought you going to be like yeah we're going to go on the train that's abandoned and been exploded the crap oh my God okay to excited for this wacky weekend yeah this is a good wacky weekend now this is a proper good one see paying it forward okay nice remember this for next back weekend all right let's make it happen yes let's go oh boy I've never seen Conor this excited about anything in the Last 5 Years my sense of guilt is almost as large as kimon dakir the 900 met volcano towering over Nish oyama station still it's good to be back

3:04 in kishu home to Japan's most dramatic scenery for our well wind 2day road trip coming up on our journey we endure Japan's cheapest overnight train where Comfort goes to die I confront my fear of flying in a helicopter for the first time over the country's largest active volcano and my wholesome camping trip goes horribly wrong when we're trapped by an army of hungry cats it's very cute but I won't lie it's kind of annoying but as we make our way to the first stop to try the Intriguing local delicacy Connor starts to ask a few too many questions such a lack of trust dear I dear how the hell have you gotten tickets to this train then just just believe no no I I know things that are impossible things that aren't I'm trying to book these tickets you can't do it

3:49 unless you're like 10 months in advance or a Broner P how did you get it who did you know tell me I how again like I said when you met the emperor it just opens doors shut up well I hope I mean it's going to be good so we have like our own room we're staying you've got your own room your very own room I spoil too much of the surprise okay and how much they cost I'm not going to go into all that now you should tell me that right now right now well either way I'm very excited yeah yes yes but I think before we go on a train befitting a man of your character we need a a meal of equal stature to get you fired up that sounds good well well I know a good noodle restaurant that comes highly recommended not too far last time you gave me noodles qo it didn't didn't turn out well he going to be good trust me it's going to be as good as the train experience itself okay we'll see Kashima

4:37 is home to kurobuta Japan's juiciest most prized pork a truly unmissable delicacy unfortunately we we're going to have to miss I mean I blew all the budget on tonight's train so we're going for something a bit more wallet friendly s Nashi better known as rotating noodles served in kagoshima crisp clear natural spring water which is said to enhance the FL though admittedly the presentation of the dish might raise a few eyebrows so we've got oniri so much food we've got a river fish ooh C we've had those before they good mm uh I believe this is sea bream o I like sea bream okay good we've got miso soup and the main event salmen so salmen means like a very thin kind of noodles and nagashi

5:23 San means like so men noodles that come in the river and uh that's what this is so I've noticed a few mosquito in the water I see it there there one right there delicious add for the flavor do yeah yeah the last time we had water noodles it was like uh a free trial to Cola it was I I just didn't want to do it and also there have been so many articles about tourist trap places although this one doesn't look that bad too fast this one so this one is good because that one right the water came down a bamboo pipe and people would sort of battle it out to get the noodles and it would if you missed it it would go straight past you and into a bucket at the end a sloppy bucket and they would give that to you here it's just in front of you so it's only your own that you get to experience I'll put some in shall so many noodles here we go unleash the

6:10 noodles look at that's fun isn't that fun so does this make the food taste better or is it just like a gimmick uh it unleashes the Umami flavor it's not a gimmick it's definitely not a gimmick no it's definitely not a gimmick I think uh what you should do is put your head in and just put your mouth like that and all the needles just go straight into your mouth I'm not a barbarian I'm not a barbarian that's like a Looney Tunes where try it let's try a bit so we've got this is a ponzu soy sauce soy sauce with vineger and onions you dip it in there well it looks good so far I I normally don't like cold noodles as much as they like hot noodles but let's see if this will change my mind served out of a some fresh water what more could you want the noodles are okay it's about it's about the flavor you expect it's nothing special it's a fun little gimmick but they're not bad it's much

6:57 better than the last time we had this so already in proven however we have other stuff that comes with our dish and there's a sweet miso sauce which is rather unusual for Simi let's give a shot the S wow the SE bream is not the best but the sauce is good unbelievable I brought you for this bespoke culinary do you want me do you want me to lie to the viewers is you to lie lie come the worst suim I've ever had it's not good okay let's try the fish surely the fish will be better oh my God PA's nightmare this oh bones Galore I got a big bone in

7:44 theic yeah had a b in mind you don't normally get L Sashimi for reference oh the fish is good I mean if you bake anything in this much salt it will it will be good it will be phenomenal no how much it cost so we got quite a lot here right how much do you think one person costs th000 y 2,000 Y is that is that too much um I mean you're paying for the gimmick really it's not a gimmick is it this is not a gimmick this is this is the way needles are meant to I stuck a washing machine in a ramen restaurant until you fish it out it would be a gimmick no no no it's good it's fine it's just what what do you want me to say it's okay to say it's not good it's good it's not good I want to lie I want to lie I want it to be good so bad I mean you can tell it's popular just by just look that

8:30 feels harsh that's a low blow that's a low blow where is everybody one to 10 how would you rank this fantabulous meal it's cultural experience look I don't want to people to think I'm negative oh the mosquito oh my God I think unfortunately for me it's a bit of a it's a three it's the food's okay the gimmick isn't really that good that's three it's not come on the the fish the fish the fish and the Miso are the good stuff Mis so is good a 2,000 Yen you get quantity but the qualty is not there I mean that's all you can say I'll make it up to you don't worry this is this is just the starter the main course I'm tired of this gimmick this there not it doesn't work let's just move on let's do something else cup noodle except the cup

9:17 noodle we flip it upside down and throw it on the floor like no no it's just dining at Connor's house just let's move on let's do something else I have nothing else nice to say about this place I'm not going to say anything you can't say something nice don't say it at all well the Miso is great come for the Miso that's it that's it come for the Miso single worst meal I've ever had in Japan oh dear things aren't off to a great start but perhaps our next activity will cheer Connor up Japan has the oldest monarchy in the world dating back 2,600 years so old it makes the British Monarchy practically look like a startup Legend has it the emperor is a descendant of the Gods when the Sun goddess Amaterasu sent down their grandson ninigi to claim the Earthly

10:03 realm ninigi landed right here at top mount takachiho and thrust a three prong spear into the ground marking the beginning of Japan's Imperial bloodline today Mount takach chiho's landscape fits the myth rather well stretching a chain of towering Peaks and smoldering Summits that looks like something out of Lord of the Rings and no doubt Connor will be delighted to ascend the summit of the Gods this very afternoon and hell if that doesn't swing it it's also got the longest tobogan slide in all of South Japan what better way to digest those delicious noodles that is takao volcano 1500 M and it's the volcano we're in the Japanese creation myth that is where the sun goddess descended that's pretty cool and we're going to climb up it today what I can't climb up there you can climb up there I can't climb up there you got to earn your

10:49 luxury experience oh Conor oh Connor you have to go through the [ __ ] Gauntlet you have to freeze you have to die and then you can finally have a crumpet don't worry we're going to warm up first okay the biggest slide in like all of South Japan is just over there well and we're going to go down it and warm up you know get your muscles pumping before we climb up the old mountain okay well the slide does s fun yeah see look at this you got get a ski lift to get up the slide it's pretty high up they've innovated in safety because there is none there's no bars or anything nowhere to put your feet how how can this with with Stander a man of Chris's carriage good luck I will admit this might be the first time I've ever been slightly nervous going on a slide look

11:35 how far down it goes and I I do fine with these places in Japan that uh they aren't usually built for a non-japanese person so what do you think I think um you're [ __ ] who's going first uh you should go first cuz I don't want to have a a barreling Rock of a man stumbling behind me without the brain it would be like the Indiana Jones Boulder right it's like come behind you all right here we go what you learn Sea Dog how how we do it just got to die oh boy we soon realized this isn't so much a familyfriendly slide as a full-blown Olympic Bob slay run and after a quick vaguely reassuring lesson on how to operate the brake essentially pull this or die we're ready to go oh I'm going to regret this so much

12:22 we might not need to Camp the volcano I might break my legs on the way down oh good that'd be nice for me would Sav me a lot of trouble wouldn't it okay wish me luck oh my God oh my God [ __ ] H this is terrifying this is where's the where's the break no all right let's have it go oh my God that is way faster than I thought oh my Lord oh my God this is fast I know Conor's going to beat my record

13:08 oh near flew off the track unowns to me Connor hasn't touched his braak once and he now picking up ridiculous speed absolutely terrifying no no no slower no you son of a bit that was fun you [ __ ] oh my God I feel sufficiently warmed up were you going slow on purpose or what do you mean going slow I was taking a reasonable speed oh my God it was like [ __ ] Shin Ken coming up behind me on magift train the terror I just felt such abject

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15:25 at JJ e.com or Linked In the description box below if you do go there there's a discount right now to celebrate the launch of the eim don't let crappy internet ruin your trip to Japan grab the journey Japan eim and make the most of your travel so now I need to get off this volcanic desert this rocks do my back here oh having miraculously avoided breaking my legs on the slide much to Connor's disappointment We Begin our arduous Ascent up the volcano are you br bag yeah I don't need to bring mine sustenance for my boy see un like your sherper carrying a bag full of food for you mate there's no food in there there's food what food well this is the Drone okay oh okay I can't wait to eat the Plastics got myself some energy jelly okay and whats for me uh yeah

16:11 there's all s all sorts WS for me so you got energy jellies what did you bring for me calorie mate you brought me a calorie yeah [ __ ] Mr Frodo we must wait second breakfast mate come now look in con's Rare Defense he's grumpier than usual not just because he doesn't like hiking at the best of times but because he still has a few stitches in after a recent trip to the doctors fair play to him for actually agreeing to this hike dragging him up here does feel rather villainous on my part which honestly is rather fitting given these mountains aren't just the starting place of Japanese Imperial Legend they're also the location for the original Bon villains land in the 1967 movie You Only Live Twice Bond travels to Japan in search of the organization Spectre whose

16:57 base it turns out is Con sealed beneath this very volcano and given you only lived twice was my first glimpse of Japan as a kid I've been wanting to visit here for almost 25 years and just as Bond remained undeterred in his search for evil we too are now confronted by the Despicable evil that is calor mate a so-called nutritional supplement that tastes like disappointment compressed into a biscuit balanced food calry mate there you go that's for you what that's for you i' never eat this oh [ __ ] I right I mate in 11 years there's a reason why this is vanilla flavor calorie mate contains a nutritionally balanced source of the energy needed for day no come on break bread True Food break break bread with

17:43 me brother it looks mold is that mold on it why is no that's a nut it's a nut is it for you extra I got the extra moldy on Cheers Cheers great oh why is that why is that sick if you like sword Dashers to me I said it before 11 years ago I'll set it again now don't e Carry Me So Bad have anything but this literally anything anything revitalized after our mouthwatering snack we struggle on up to the summit where my conscience starts to get the better of me amidst my ongoing Revenge plot I'll admit even I feel a bit guilty today about bringing Connor up here under the guys of uh working for tonight's present but uh I was less

18:28 skills see if he didn't try to destroy my left ear drum on the recent oin now wacky weekend I wouldn't have put him through this still we're almost there and I think he's going to be rather happy when he reaches the summit and less happy when he finds out where we're sleeping so here we are guys the summit of Mount kakuni what a blood of VI well done Connie made it yeah I didn't know you were good at rock climbing that was a V6 coming up there I was pretty fast youve and a reward do you know what this is i' I've had this terrible great do you want micr Plastics the suite no so this is uh pineapple sweets from kagoshima right oh actually it's pineapple and they're they're wrapped in plastic that's edible so cheers and that's your reward and they're very hard

19:15 cuz it's quite cold up here interesting fact that I don't think you'll appreciate the viewers might if you know you're James Bond how are you talking this is like it's quite sh oh my God so this location we are now is where the original James Bond base is set and the movie you only liveed twice James Bond comes Japan and blow out the villain he lives underneath that Caldera there right that lake is the original Bond villain B it's pretty cool the the view is really good very so you've earned a a suitable reward yes finally not just any train finally but a very special train indeed I really want to go and like jump in the onset it's freezing it's very cold um it's going to take about an hour to get down so uh let's just go eat your sustenance and uh let's go all the way back down [ __ ] my life what a good view though oh very good

20:03 the moment of truth is finally here after a long day Spirits are high as we drive to a remote train station in South kimoto for our long awaited luxury train ride well my legs maybe B than brze but I will say my favorite thing about wacky weekend is we get to go to the places that I've always wanted to go yeah it was beautiful I just thought that not even a bond villain would make bond go up that Cliff he would surely have to get a helicopter and drop him in the lava no now we can finally relax well hopefully it's good you know is one of the most luxurious expensive hard tobook trains so hopefully this is good and we'll make up for everything you've done to me today that's exactly what we're going to do I hope so I hope so look I'll admit I've spent the day selling this hard and never ever in my wildest dreams did I think Connor would buy it

20:48 quite like this initially as we pull up to the station Connor immediately senses something is off that is not the train there we are the train this isn't it it must be this is actually not it this is not the train I don't know this is this isn't it uh this train very much does not move this is not the train what do you mean it's not a train I've seen what the train looks like this is not the train this is a train this is not the train This Is A Train That's not the one this is not the right train do do you even know where suppos to get rather awkwardly he still hasn't caught on and when the moment of realization comes it hits pretty damn this is not the train this is this this is the train but wait we're going to be late this doesn't move yeah but you can sleep on it no wow

21:36 that's so cool no that's too far oh that's actually too far no I'm leaving I'm getting a business Hotel trust me is good we got him this time my God I'll see [Music] [Applause] [Music] you but I it Blue Train tarag isn't so much a luxury overnight experience as sleeping in a time capsule from the 1980s a time capsule of bunk beds limited Wi-Fi access and the vague scent of Railway Nostalgia these are actual carriages from the legendary husa sleep patr that once made the 17-hour journey from Tokyo to Kumamoto before it was unceremoniously replaced by budget Airlines and the shin conet after 51

22:23 years of service amenities include well uh not that much there's no bath or shower although there is a nearby public bath across the street if you'd like to be clean and even if you're not a fan God help you because there's no hotels in this part of Kushi for about a 20 M radius still for just $24 a night you can have one of these quaint rooms all to yourself who wouldn't want to stay here meanwhile in my attempts to bring Connor back to the shoot I'm forced to make a terrible sacrifice you haven't seen inside the train yet okay let's go see inside the train I'll see if I change my mind first of all no body not even the emperor can get a Seven Star Trailer oh okay okay okay with a bit more notice I know prise is that a promise penal if I fail I I get to decide uh something

23:11 else luxurious you to buy me I think it's only fair Pinky Promise well pinky promise there we go I will move Heaven and Earth I'll get you your seven star train go there go until then look at our amazing accommodation guys I'm sure it's so good with Connor and I sleeping in separate room which is probably just as well tonight so he doesn't kill me in my sleep we first head to his private quarters oh my sweet oh my goodness does this take you back to the sleeper train um yeah top to yeah no it does okay let's see what we're working with here all right all right oh that's a bed isn't it cozy in

23:57 here I hope um yeah no it's not you know the other sleeper train that we were on had this really beautiful large window that took up everything that's got a window this one's got a window um wait we have a speaker we have a radio room here okay okay that's a light that's not what I thought that was I how do I turn that on okay it doesn't doesn't work of course it doesn't it's 20 years old what do you expect well I thought that maybe cuz the likes are what do you expect for $10 $10 This truly is the Seven Star experience really you splurged on this one didn't you how's the best it's

24:43 a what do you want me to say CHR what do you want from me I'm trying to be positive here I'm trying to look it's cozy it's cool okay the bed is it's like when you go to your mate's house and he's got that one couch it's available it's it's good it's fine cuz I'm a good friend what I'll let you do is choose if you'd rather have this room okay or the room that I've got okay what's the room that you have let's get I'm like a [ __ ] freight train trying to get through this door this is this is my room this is your room yeah they inside have a look around are you a top bunk or a bottom bunk kind of guy I'm a top bunk kind of

25:28 going although and the good thing is you can't fall out because look they' skinned a giraffe and made it into a bed this will stop you from falling one question though yeah yeah how do I get up here I think it's this I don't know oh oh my God a ladder H it is a ladder it's also seen better I think ladder works I think you're going to be the one to do this in I think this oh my god there I didn't realize there's no curtain for the actual room there's just curtains for the bed for example like oh yeah if you're if you're on the lower one for example you pull this and do that she said uh lights out at like 10:00 oh like prison yeah how

26:14 much time do I get in the art and if you want to go out do do I have to go to commissary as well and if you want to go out at 11:00 p.m. you have to buzz your way back in of course when's phone time when when's conjugal visits the one thing that I'm going to be impressed by is that I can't wait to see woking up at 6 a. you're like we got to leave like why why we're been kicked off my snoring was too bad all the other patrons have left and complained I can't wait so you prefer the private bedroom I have to say I probably will go for the private bedroom I think fair enough well at least the buk beds have one fan cameraman Paul welcome to my humble abot I have all these four beautiful beds to myself which one will I choose who knows it's hard it's hard cuz you know I love having these really cool

26:59 experiences but at the same time some of them are not good and Chris always picks the ones that are not good people would pay great money to be here tonight they would not they would they I would pay great money to not be here tonight you can V of well no I mean when you've had a had a long day climbing up mountains and your best friend promises you a luxury life-changing experience and instead you're uh in a in a very spacious uh cabin bit expectations I don't remember actually saying seven star hotel I Seven Star train yeah I said it and you were like yeah I don't I don't remember the I just I remember I remember very vividly and clearly that my friend betrayed me what I love is you can't even extend

27:45 your whole [ __ ] Fe my head just about fits like in this it's per if this was a coffin it'd be all to [ __ ] made it' be phenomenal but it's not it's a bed I want room it's a sad thing though to think that in an alternate reality we are on the seven right now we' be like oh wag you or Cav why don't and then in said we're we're in the reality there Chris uh wasn't able to fall strings tomorrow is going to be better uhhuh I promise because it can't get much worse anyway rest up enjoy your enjoy your quarters night good night not much else to do now than uh go to sleep oh by the way you can't eat in here oh great of course I can't eat in here can't have any any fun in

28:31 [Music] here so Mr dog how did you sleep in your luxury sleeper train is that good luxury well you know it wasn't that bad uh my neighbor did keep hitting the wall which sounded like a sledg hammer but it it was it was pretty good yesterday was kind of about revenge after the water sports deserve anything the heck today's about reward right today I've booked you a very special private helicopter ride over Japan's biggest volcano Mount asso what's the catch there's no catch but what I will say is I was a reasonably priced helicopter is the Amazon Basics

29:16 helicopter I will say I'm a little bit nervous though I uh helicopters always creep me out I actually turned down the chance to fly over Tokyo a few months ago with a good friend why it's not aerodynamic it's just a thing that hovers in the air yeah but it's cool propeller brakes you go down and I looked up the model of helicopter and it's like oh the world's most dangerous helicopter the rs44 Mark I really let's do a helicopter ride don't worry about that okay things soon take a worrying turn as we arrive at Mount ASO helipad and come face to face with our pilot this this is it it's just a like a a piece of tarmac is our pilot in a Pikachu costume Pikachu costume yeah's nothing but the best it's going

30:02 to be good it's going to be good it's going to be fine it's fine good morning nice to meet you is Pikachu our pilot pilot okay okay okay thank okay good Pikachu birth present oh okay okay okay I just wasn't sure last lot of things from pack here things are certainly off to an interesting start fortunately the real pilot finally appears heran and thank [ __ ] he's not dressed as Blastoise wow it's a little bit scary no it's fine it's fine it's not aerodynamic Conor that's what's wrong with that you're not a I'm not how many years have you been a

30:48 pilot I get 198 how old are you now now uh 40 years old 40 you don't look 40 I usually said I get Rices yesterday don't tell me that don't tell me that fing in a helicopter for the first time is one thing doing it over an active volcano is another and heran doesn't exactly put my mind at EAS when I raise the possibility of an eruption midf flight you have to say to God I pray to God exactly what you want to hear from the pilot my nervousness has crept up more in the last 10 minutes you my short now let's do it let's do it let's go oh yeah it's time for our flight and I'm

31:35 officially 10 times more nervous than when I arrived 25 minutes ago nevertheless with the pre-flight safety checks being overseen by Pikachu himself what could possibly go wrong BL scary oh my Lord oh wow I'm not ready for this yes oh my Lord this is exactly what I want to see what the hell look at that into the void we get wow this is so cool oh wow oh my god it feels so trippy

32:23 oh the whole it's just it's just weird floating yeah you are oh awesome oh my God it's so cool wow if I redeem myself with the train no no you have not no I will never forgive you for the train this is cool but the train would have been so much better it's not even close oh wow this cool wow look at this there's aay yeah I know it's crazy it looks so cool how much volcano is too much volcano this is this is the perfect amount of volcano you can sing you can sing ASO now I will never sing ASO I

33:11 would never sing such an inferior song there right there no I I can't see it I can't see it so what's the point no point seeing it honestly while the first few minutes might have been rather nerve-wracking as the smoldering giant mount asso comes into view any nervousness quickly melts away and all of a sudden being in a helicopter seems like the greatest thing on earth I think this is easily the best way to experience ASO hon the singing on the ground nonsense wow look at that this definitely makes up for the train no it doesn't yes it does yes it you just flown over like the biggest volcano in Japan and oh I got that Teri literally

33:56 terrifying makes up for the train you can keep saying it but it doesn't it makes up for the train come on viewers guys come on come on you know I'm the best friend in the world you've ever had ever that there be no doubt the best friend yes we made it hey we're back thank you amazing amazing job I was a lot more fun than I thought it would be I told you it was you have very unreasonable fears what's the next fear I'm scared of five star Sushi unreasonable fear oh I have to I have to conquer this fear on camera I was so was fun I'm scared of wag you all you can

34:42 eat I mean I sounds good to me I want one I actually want one do yeah it's good even the uh turbulence was kind of fun you can actually see into the crater the volcano and it was like really green and blue I don't know what it was but that makes up for the train there no come on where's my second hug of the video come give me the we'll Photoshop you in we'll put you CGI Conor in here give me a hug I'm that desperate all right you're on Holy Ground here Mr dog do you know what this is this is The Rock from the album cover of too much volcano oh wow my least favorite album but today is about Redemption yesterday was about revenge have you already had your helicopter experience which undid all of the

35:27 promises that were broken yesterday without fail without a doubt what a reach reach of the century right there but today I'm going to make it up to you okay so I've booked this the absolute gold standard of camping the best camping resort in all of kumoto it's not even camping though it's glamping oh okay that sounds nice actually you you nearly had me there for a second I going jump into the the crater can guarantee at the very least okay better than an Amazon basic sleeping bag very low bar no says I'd love to play Limbo with you it'd be like oh yes oh god oh really really putting the putting the bar Lower here this when you see this tent your mind is going to be blown it's like Gus Khan's [ __ ] Mansion it's so good right all right okay well let's go and see it then we do have to share it though there only one all right well can I put a muzzle on you

36:13 or something so I don't have to listen to your I'm not your dog not your dog let's go look at this glamorous camping tonight's luxury campsite is called stay happy an ironic name given stay happy is the one thing Connor and I have failed to do on this wacky weekend still as we arrive at the world's emptiest campsite given it is the height of winter we find both a very impressive tent and an inordinate amount of cats awaits us it's like three tents in one this tent has a we got like a dining Zone over there in a minute yeah looks really cool the woman was like keep the tent shut at all times cuz there's dozens of cats ring around here it turns out I forgot when I looked at the reviews on this place it was like I liked it here but there was an awful lot of catch there was a lot of cats yeah I don't mind they're very cute I yeah they were cool but apparently they'll come and beg for

36:59 oh this is ridiculous I told you I told you it was gous K's temp yeah look at it it's pretty cool so which one's my bed take your pig man there's there's at least five okay not bad yeah I mean this is like something that I would love to do I just normally wouldn't go with a man that snores the uh the sound barrier that's no way to talk about Paul the cameraman oh no how comfortable is the oh it's uh it's a oh [ __ ] up it makes the train bed look rather luxurious I'll admit oh my Lord did not expect that okay did you hear that I just okay that's uh wait I thought oh okay so that's the that's the futon yeah I mean that's fine given today is Connor's well- earned reward

37:45 I'm letting him put his feet up by the fire while I oversee the cooking and while a couple of cheeky cats have run off with our Sashimi thankfully our T-bone steak remains firmly within my grasp and with me in the kitchen Conor steak is in the safest of hands to be sure this is Mimi Chan and he or she really wants to eat all our food we're best friends we're best friends we have a way all right all here's your olive oil what you we cooking first what's the what's the game plan here what me through it we'll start with the steak really maybe Chan agrees oil the uh oil the pan plunk that down and way we go this is what camping's all about is it a nice big te bang steak on a barbecue wait wait wait did you put the steak on already yeah what why what

38:33 do you mean why the pant's not hot it will be in a minute though will it have you ever cooked a steak in your life this the power will be hot in a moment trust me a you want going to be the worst my life you want to me to cook you could have asked for advice this will be a meal for oh my God it's like a microwave steak J P's hot now oh yeah this might be the best steak Connor's ever going to [Music] have everyone's going to Mark British cooking so much after this what you've done to the British what you what I've done to what you've done to the British reputation cannot be undone here you're not supposed to cut a [ __ ] T-Bone with scissors right oh oh

39:20 God come on buddy okay Connor the beef is done before we put any soy sauce on it I want need to try it as it is perfection in your mouth it's uh it's okay what mean just like [ __ ] that's perfect try it try it's uh how I say how do I say this um that's really good I mean it's like it it melt in your mouth it melts in your mouth melt my I just lost my filling took it out and we've got every cat there's so many trats there's three of them it's very cute but I won't like it's kind of annoying when we're trying to just put some food together on a table and every cat's like mine mine mine welcome to my everyday life at home when I was uh booking this place one of

40:07 the reviews was like three out of five stars great campsite wonderful food the cats would't leave us alone I read that I was like cats cats are lovely people would want cat what bad about that now I know what they were thinking it's very annoying I've traveled a length of breath of Japan but I've never seen so many cats all my life I even a documentary about cats and I this is still more cats why is there so many cats ridiculous where have they come from why are they here I think this might have been the best wacky weekend we've had yet take a sit back and look at the things you've done you had a private helicopter flight over the most spectacular volcano in all of Japan you stayed on a beautifully preserved train overnight you climbed a mountain that is synonymous with the

40:53 mythology of Japan creation and just today you met p himself [ __ ] I mean you even rode a to bgan yesterday it's a good like it was a solid wacky weekend solidly [ __ ] but honestly it's a pretty good place overall just obviously be warned when you cook you will have to fight the week will not survive the week will not survive just like wacky weekend see you byebye goodbye everyone goodbye it's time to go now oh we enjoy the fire the mission rest we serve all of our food in Zu bag what was that what theck fly my face you wouldn't look very good in the bag either and just today you met [Music] [Laughter]

41:40 [Music] Pikachu oh [ __ ] where's the oh [ __ ] I can't open the door great much my dramatic what you don't see how the saage he can't get out of the door probably