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0:01 [Music] Hey little helmet, come here. Here, let me hold it. You can move it. Inspector. Huh? For all this days, I'm telling the suspect is on his way to surgery. Yes, sir. We'll have to keep these boys separate. I can't tell which is which. Oh, you shouldn't say that, honey. Besides, we never want them to be a part. No, do you

0:48 [Music] man Give me that baby. What's going on here? The whole please. I Son of a [ __ ] You'll never take me alive. Give me that, baby. You [ __ ] [Music] Oh [ __ ]

1:44 [Music] Heat. I shoot you for what you did to that baby. [Music] Oh, hi there little fella. One drink. No. Well, I do. [Music]

2:34 All we found was the empty wheelchair. Hey, use this. Thank you. [Music] He's so sweet. We didn't even know you were pregnant. Are you kidding? I didn't get pregnant. I found him in a park. [Music] Hey Boomer. Where's our money? [Music]

3:22 Get it. Get it. Get him. [Music]

4:17 Yeah, [Music] stream. [Music] Quit it. Oh, hi. Grab me. What? You come here. No, I didn't. Boomer. He's trying to hit me. He's in back. [Music] Try this, you little prick. [Music]

5:03 There he is. Get him. Thank you. Sorry. [Music] Happy birthday, son. [Music] I love you. Thanks, Mom. [Music]

5:53 Nice. Ow. [Music] Yeah, that's one over there. The other pictures. Hey, boss. Remember this one? Look at that. What? You won the last four races. Check your flag. Nobody can touch you. Boy, boss, you're good. I wouldn't want to race, would you? No. Not a chance. Nobody like the bosses. Yeah. Burn, baby. Boomer, come here. Hurry. I've been waiting half an hour. Why do I have to

6:41 wear the stupid coat and the silly tight? Why? That's one of them classy joints. We got to look respectable, huh? So, you got the piece? Right here. Good. Well, where are we going? Come on, we're late. I want you to meet someone. Sounds interesting. I've got a girl. Girl. There she is. Check her out. She's your babe. What do you think? She looks like Maradonna, doesn't she? Maradonna plays soccer. You mean Madonna, don't you? Oh, yeah. Right. Let's settle your business. Yeah. Give me that. Do us the honor. Come on, boss. Go ahead and sing. Let's get her upstairs. What do you say? Go ahead, boss. Give it a shot. Excuse

7:31 me. No one's allowed in. There's a private party booked here. [Music] If you could only look into my heart, you'd see lovely lady, I wish you'd go upstairs with me. Hey, what do you think you're doing? The song isn't over. Get your ass back up there. I can't let you in there. Boomer. Sir, I don't want to have to call security. No, I'm not leaving. I have business here. Hey, what are you, deaf? Keep singing. Hey, leave her alone. She's done singing. Who said that? I did. You got a problem with that? And who the hell are you? My name's Tyson. Who the hell are you? It's none of your

8:18 damn business. Now get the hell out of here before we kick your ass. We'll leave when we're good and ready. I see. Get him. [ __ ] I'm nursing her. Listen, I'm not here to protect you. You sure about that? He's doing all the work. [Music] Kill that goddamn speaker. [Applause] 3 4

9:15 Get away. Hey, wait. This is mine. You want some of this, punk? Shut up. Boomer. Help. Save me. [Music] Boomer. Don't forget about the guy. All right. Don't let him move. Are you all right? What did you do to my jacket? Can't believe you did that. Do you know how

10:01 hard I am to fit? Nobody move. Nobody move. Don't move. Where where are you? Don't move. Anybody? Go. You're hurting me. I'm sorry, miss. You all right? We're here to help you. Don't worry. That's right. I could take five of you with my bare hands and shoot seven more with this gun with uh No, no, no, no, no. I could shoot another six. Now, which one of you would like to go first? Huh? Get out. You hear that? Let's go. Hey, so what about the jacket? Huh? You think I'm just going to forget about it? All right, come on. Give me the gun. We've made our point. Let's go. No, we haven't. What are you trying to embarrass me? This gun's a fake. Give me

10:47 the damn gun. Tell you what, your wallet and we call it even. Huh? Where'd you get this thing? It's the best I can do. [Music] Get her. Come on. Get her. Don't let him get away. Take him out. [Music] You huh? Help you guys.

11:38 [Music] Okay, I'll fight. Can't handle me by yourself, huh? Aren't you a little bit embarrassed? Boomer. I'll save you.

12:31 speak. Who do you think you are? Huh? Hey, tough guy. Careful not to get blood on your suit. Will. Hey Will. Why don't you pick on someone your own size? Huh? Oh, no. Wait. I'm a road racer. Break my left leg. I'm going to need my right one. Yeah, that's right, tough guy. I could beat your ass any day of the week. You wouldn't end up like Coup with his guts spilled all over the sidewalk. Coup was a loser anyway on the Princess Road circuit. You couldn't touch us with a 10-ft pole. What do you know about

13:18 racing? My name's Boomer and I'm the best damn driver in Hong Kong. You want to bet on that? For 3,000 you're on. 300,000? What? Oh, well, those are pretty small potatoes. 300,000? Get your car together and meet us tomorrow. Fairy Pier, 3:00. I'll be a little richer and you'll have another day to live. Come on, start face. How can you raise that guy? You can't even start your car. Who's that? You aren't leaving me, are you? Uh, hi. Please get in. Thanks.

14:05 I appreciate all your help. I just started working here last week. That gangster has been bugging me every night. If you didn't show up, I would have been in trouble. What's your name? Boomer. I see. And you? Tyson. You don't know who he is? Not really. You told me she was your girl. Uh um she is sort of. I'm working on it. How dare you? That's it. I'm getting out of here. Wait. Hey. Boomer. Boomer. We've been friends forever. You can't let a little thing like this come between us. Look, we've been to hell and back together, but you have to get a grip on reality. How could

14:53 she be interested in you? You two have nothing in common. Look at her hair. Well, I don't know. I think I got a shot. Don't you? You driving me crazy. I didn't like that job anyway. Uh, what's your name again? Papan. Barra. That's right. Do you think you can tell the big hero over there if you might be interested in him?

15:41 Just between us. You see, he's never had a girlfriend. It was nice meeting you. You have a good time. I'm going home now. I'm sorry, Boomer. [Music] Excuse me, Mr. Ma. Is this your first visit to Hong Kong? Yes. Well, we

16:27 certainly look forward to your concert, sir. [Music] 300,000. It's the last time. Come on. I need a car. Look, the last time you were 3 hours late. You sure didn't complain when I gave you $400? Are you backing down on our deal? You scratched the last one up. They almost found me out. That's $600 you owe me. Hey, careful. They might be watching us now. This is the last time. I never want to see you guys again. Step on it. [Music] I'll be back in a second. Hey, wait up. Where the hell you think you're going? I got to take the lead. Hurry back. Whoa. Wa.

17:13 Hey, you think you own the damn road? Pardon me. Here we are, maestro. Uh-huh. Oman, you outdid yourself. Nice choice, too. My favorite color. You are the man. Let's take a ride. Get in. Hey. Sorry, kid. I really don't know what you're talking about. Quit fooling around huh? Hey, Tyson. What are you doing down there? Huh? You and your stupid jokes. Wait, it's not funny. On the ground like that. Hey, damn. I'm so sorry. The hell.

18:00 [Music] Morning, sir. Falcon, you're all sir. Not 100, 400,000 shares. Oh, there you are, John. I remember you, Mr. Wolf. Oh, good. We haven't seen each other in such a long time. Oh, come on over here. Look. Do you recognize her? She's the same girl you used to play with when you were a kid, Tabby. Go out and say hello to John. Go on. Oh, come on. A nice big kiss. That's better. She finished her training as a nurse and when she heard you were coming, she quit her job just to take care of you. That's nice, but I feel fine. Ah, now John,

18:46 there are a lot of diseases in this part of the world. You're a world famous conductor now. You really can't afford to catch anything. It would be terrible if you did. Please, I would like to freshen up first. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. We'll talk later. Huh? Oh, Tammy, will you show some interest? Daddy, I already have a boyfriend. I'm helping you get a husband, not a boyfriend. What about Rocky? Who? Stallone. Not Stallone. Frankie Lockach. I call him Rocky. Even Rocky would tell you to go for it. Now take this medicine bag. Your daddy's very serious about this. I want you and John to hit it off. We'll have a merger with the M family and both our businesses will prosper and we'll be one big happy corporation. I mean family. It's a very tough business world we live in. White air. John, are you there? My daughter's here to see

19:31 you. Now you be nice to me. John, get in there. Oh god, I hope it works. Here, let me help you with this. So many bottles. I thought your father was kidding. I didn't know nurses were so sexy these days. You're showing. No, up there. No. Even when I was a child, I hardly need a vitamins or medicine. If I had known, I wouldn't have brought so many. Come on, sit over here. Oh, thank you. Your dress is a bit tight. Must restrict the circulation. And your posture is not too good. That's probably why you often get a sore back. Am I right? How'd you

20:18 know that? H Come with me. Lie down, please. So, don't worry. No need to rush. We'll go slowly. Put your leg up here. Just relax. I'm almost done. Wouldn't it be easier with my clothes off? No need to. I'm just loosening you up. It improves the circulation. Are we ready yet? It was pretty good, don't you think?

21:08 Asleep already? You must be very tired. I can't believe just because we don't have the $300,000 we have to run away to China. That's a real joke. Hey, I didn't drive that bad. I mean, so we came in second. I mean, what's so wrong with that? Did we win anything for it? Not really. Hey, here. Hold this for me for a second, will you? Oh, my back. Hi. I slept so well after that workout you gave me last night. Would you like to see a menu? Mhm. Let's go. I ain't got all day. I'm busy. Talk to him. What's he saying? I'm out of breath. Talk to him. Where's my money? Huh? Tyson, give her the money. You got the money. No, you have it. Oh,

21:54 right. Wait, I'll give you half now. Hey, what are you doing? Listen here. I know the boat is stolen, so I hope you can appreciate. Uhhuh. Call me when you get to the mainland. Do you remember Barbara's last name? Barbara. You filled the tank, didn't you? Oh, yeah. Tyson, I think we've beat the cross. What? There's no boat. I mean, the fa party. That wasn't necessary. God idiot over there. Let's get out of here. Hey, I left my phone stupid and tidy up. Stop those two idiots. Hurry up, Willya.

22:42 Come on. Come on. Go. Stop right there. Damn it. Where the hell do you think you're going? You're not going anywhere. What are you going to do now? There's no way out. We should just go ashore. Is there a way we're going to die? What? Let's go. You know, maybe I like checking the shop. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Go. Come on.

23:32 Yes. Let's go beat them at the D. [Music] You better sit down or we're going to blow out. What's the matter here? Must be the chair. I I feel like I'm on a boat. I've been feeling strange ever since I got here. I don't know. Maybe it's jetlagged. I feel like I'm sleeping. My father said he should use his car. He said it'd be more convenient for you. Here. Oh, take it. Thank you. It's Burkai, but I don't even know the rose. If you get lost, just call me. These [Applause]

24:19 chairs are springy, aren't they? What are you trying to do? [Music] I want them now. Okay. Over there. Get closer. Now, check this out. You quit pulling around.

25:11 Okay. He's [Music] hurt. Stop him now. Bill. Okay, let's get him. Oh, hurry up. We going to die. the head. [Music] I think it

26:04 boomer. I'm not dead. You can come back now. Help me. I can't drive this. Hurry. in front of you. Get out of the way. That was close, Tais. Well done. Okay. Hey,

26:49 [ __ ] Watch where you're going. Yeah, tell him that. [Applause] [Music] You went crazy. Check please. We're back on shore now. I'm sorry about that. Why don't you go change and we'll go somewhere else. No, thank you. I'm afraid we'll go on another boat ride. Thank you. It's me. Boomer, is this the mainland? We made

27:35 it, didn't we? Actually, we're still in Hong Kong. You're lucky. You know, you got away with just a few bumps and bruises. You should see what happened to Boswing. He was totally wiped out. [Music] Will you please keep quiet? I can't hear anything. Hi. You a doctor? What? Are you a doctor? Are you blind? What else would I be? It's slowly. It's very hot. You know, you better piss me off. For your information, this hospital pays us protection money. That means you're in deep [ __ ] punk.

28:21 Tyson, we're changing hospitals. All right. Hey, if I were you, I wouldn't try anything stupid. Cuz you can't get out of this one. You see, I had a job that required my boss's great driving skills. And since you put him out of commission, and since I know you can handle a car, I'm offering the job to you. Sure. What is it? You'll find out soon enough. Keep your cellular phone on 24 hours a day. We'll be contacting you. And if you don't answer, you can pick up your buddy piece by piece. All right, man. I want to hear the music and the feeling together as one.

29:09 Hello, Tammy. Tammy, we have for tonight. Where are you, Rocky? I'm kind of busy right now. You're seeing someone else, ain't you? No, of course I'm not seeing anyone else. I wouldn't lie to you. Yeah, right. I'll call you in a few days. I'm working on some business for Hey Tammy. I knew it. So, that's the little twerp you're going out with instead of me. Hey, [Music] that's the feeling I'm talking about. But no. Cheers. S one. Is this the guy? Sir, run before he kills you. Hurry.

29:59 Titan was always nice to you. Why don't you go to see him? He's in a lot of pain and you can make his day. Well, I don't want him to get the right idea. You can see him as a friend and settle the rest later. I don't think I can do that. Sounds very serious. If you need anything else, no. two, please. Yes, of course. Right this way. I don't want to go to the hospital. Let's just have lunch. Okay. Uh, I take care of it for you. Well, all right. Excuse me, sir. Sir, would you mind not leaning on the glass? You might disturb the gentleman on the other side.

30:48 Excuse me, sir. I've instructed the gentleman on the other side not to disturb you. I mean, it's very sweet. You know, Tyson having a crush on me, but I'm not going to be his girlfriend. People change. Come on. Who is that huge guy back there? My uh boyfriend? Looks more like a gorilla. I work with him at the health club. Wait a minute. I thought you were a nurse. Look, if you promise to tell him, then we can stop by. Sounds fair enough. Waiter check, please. Okay, coming. So, that's it. Let's get out of here. I'd like to go back soon. I have a rehearsal. I hope he's all right. Check. Is it a policy? We have an order yet.

31:34 Oh sorry. Good job. So, get out of my way. He's not a bad guy. Here he comes now. Oh, you better hide. Tammy, move. What are you doing? Just get out. Run. You scum. Hey. Hey, hold it right there. You hear me? Nobody messes around with my girl. Get back here, you son of a Rocky. Wait. Come back. Hey, stop it. Stand back, Tammy. I'm going to show you what a real man is. You better run or he's going to kill you.

32:22 Tammy, you look great. Be right back. I'm going to get you, you sucker. Hey there. What's going on? Why are you defending me? I don't even know you. You got to run. I'm holding fire. Would you please run? What? You are really hurting my cry now, miss. Forgot your change, mister. Thank you, sir. Here, you hold her. I

33:10 got it. Have you had me not yet? Wait wait wait wait wait. Why? I don't even know you. So what? I don't care. Excuse me. Hey, why are you in such a hurry? You didn't pay bail? No, I did not. Hey, where'd you get that jacket? Did you steal it? What are you talking about? Cut it off. Wow, that's a great car. Cool. Who's is it? Can't believe it. Does it belong to a lawyer? Can I drop you somewhere? What a car. It's real leather.

34:03 Excuse me. Come on now. You shouldn't do this. Why don't you tell him that? Wait, I really have no idea who you are. Now you got to get it. You couldn't do this. You're as good as dead. He's got money.

34:50 Don't you ever try to cross Rocky again. Who want this now? Huh? You. My balls are everywhere. Hey, I'm warning you. You've got to stop. Come on. [Music] I don't want to hurt you anymore. Stop. We got to settle this bill. Hey, someone's got to pay. Come on. Pick all this up. Oh, there's the manager. Look, you've got to pay this.

35:39 That guy's crazy. I never knew you were so strong. What are you doing? I really like what I just found out about you. Well, I'm glad. What do you want from me? Don't tease me like that. Teasing? Well, whatever you say. Please tell me your name. Boomer, you stop kidding around, punk. My name's JMA, not Boomer. So, where should I drop you off? At the hospital. Why are you sick? You asked me to go to see Tyson. Oh, really? Stop acting. Always on stage. I know. I played piano when I was eight. The Royal Music

36:24 Conservatory at 12. At 20, I want the bait of conducting a more like you have a lot of money. Yeah, of course you want to find schools overseas, huh? How do you know? Oh, of course. Wow, huge place. You know, you made me feel so good the other day. Would you mind doing it again? I don't know what you're talking about, lady. I'm just a mechanic. I'll go lie down. Hurry. This joke's going further than I thought. I might as well go for it. I'll fix her motor.

37:11 Wow, look at this. This is great. Hey, you know that's very good. Behen. Beethoven. Stop. What is it? Continue. I'm sorry. Go on. Okay. Heat. Heat.

38:16 [Music] Your turn. Try it. Me? You think so? No, I can't. Sit down. [Music] I can't wait any longer. Hurry up. All right. [Music]

39:07 Huh? Yeah. [Music] I didn't know you drank and smoked. Always after a workout. A workout? That's all it was? Hey, you're the one who took me up here. It was very different from the last time.

39:53 You mean we've done this before? Stop it. What do you think I am? I don't think anything. So, what's the matter? Huh? Aren't you going to get that? I got to go. What concert are you talking about? The one I'll be conducting. All right. No more jokes. Okay. Boomer. I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again. Mister, you are really impolite. You are Mr. Security. Come on. Let's get out of here. We have a problem. Excuse me, sir. What seems to be the problem? I know this man. He's always trouble around here. Mr. Ma, there must be some kind of mistake. Mr. Ma is a world famous conductor. You should apologize. Sorry. Let's get back to work. Yes, sir.

40:39 Mr. Ma, it's an honor. Thank you for your help. Don't bother our guest. I'm sorry. I should get back to my room. By the way, the concert hall is filled to capacity. Ah, that's right. I almost forgot. Thank you. If the lady needs anything special, please don't hesitate to ask. Welcome. Welcome. Why do they all know you? I really need some good help. Hey, these clothes are ridiculous. Let's get Wednesday. I don't have to be your slave because I slept with me. What are you talking about? Give me a kiss. Oh, stay still, will you? Thousands of people waiting to see you perform. Perform? Now we got to do it in public. Hey, be careful. Let's go. Come on. Hurry. Hurry. Where are we going? So, how much you pay them to get them to put on their show? A room here cost 400

41:25 a day. 400? Yes. In US, doctor. Wow. You look like a conductor. What do you mean look like? I really am a conductor. I wasn't kidding. You know, I know you're teasing me, but I love that. I don't know why I let her push me around. How do I get myself into this mess? Anyway, she's pretty. [Music] Not again. Ghost, [Music]

42:13 you look just like me. Were you even dressed or something? Weird. I don't know about you, but I think I'm going crazy. Wow, it's strange, isn't it? Hey, imagine I could be taking for you. Ah, no wonder the girl out there thinks I'm a musician. She certainly thinks I'm you. Ah, that's why the girl doesn't believe I'm giving a concert. Ah, you play in a band. A band? Never mind. Well, what are you going to do? What do you mean? You're wearing my clothes. You have to give them back to me and fix things up. Okay, but don't tell the girl I'm with. All right. Wait, do you know a Barbara? What? You mean you know her? I'm pretty

42:59 sure that's her name. She got into my car and asked me to take her to the hospital to see this guy Tyson. It's getting awfully confusing. How come when I sneeze, you sneeze? Right. Were you on a boat lately? You're right. Oh my god. No wonder I was ceasing. What do you do when I get laid? You mean with a girl? Of course. What else would it be? Hope he's not too cakey. Oh, wait. Wait. Hey, you better take your hand off me. You're forgetting your phone. That's a lot.

43:47 Ah, maestro. Right on schedule. like finally ready. Barbara, what are you doing here? Always kidding. Is there something wrong with you? What's going on here? Why do I have to remind you of every little detail? Please not. Hello. Hey, Boomer. Who's this? Better get your ass out here. We've been looking for you. Oh, no. I'm not Boomer. You've got the wrong number. Huh? This phone isn't mine. I think I switched around. You just wait right here. Wait. Yes. Boomer. Where are you? I'm in the lobby with Barbara. Just tell me where you are. I'm in my car with Tammy. Get

44:33 in here. I got to protect her and make her fast. You got to take her with you. It's getting too dangerous. But I can't go inside. I need your help to explain something to her. You don't understand. I've got more than I can handle right now. What? What? John? John? Hello. Damn it. Please wait a second. I need to change phones. Wait, please. We're going to be late. I'll be right back. You stay here. Don't go away. I'll be right back. Okay. Where are you going? Ah, maestro. This way. That was quick. Please get in. Get in. Please. Thank you.

45:20 I was really getting worried. We're going to be late. Driver, let's go. All right. Where are we going? To your concert. Is that boomer I just saw leaving right now in that big cart? Yeah, that was him right? Then who in the heck's that? Hi. I thought I I just saw you leave. Barbara, I'm glad you're here. I have to talk. Stay awake. Don't touch him. Pretending you don't know us. Have we met before? We're holding your little friend, so don't mess around. I'm not sure I understand. I'm talking about Tyson. [Music] [Applause]

46:09 Don't you think you can tell me where I'm going? You're going to save someone for us. Sounds interesting. Who's the lucky guy? The cops got our boss. He's in that truck right there. No way. Chase the police. I'm not a race car driver. I heard you were the best. Now is the time to prove it. If you fail, Barbara and Tyson are history. Don't be uptight. I'm not scared. You're the one who needs to relax. Oh no. You must be kidding. I'm getting out of here. Stop fooling around. Show me you're the famous John Ma. No, I'm not my I'm Boomer. Don't jeopardize your future. Now get out there. Stop it. I'm not jeopardizing my future. You've worked so hard all your life for

46:54 this night. Now you get out there. Show some guts. Fine. I'll go out there, but you be sorry. What is he doing? God. Wait. There's so many people out there. Your bat turn. What's that? Just wave it around. You'll be all right. There goes nothing. [Music] All right, let's move on. [Music]

47:53 Get out of here, boss. [Music] This is fun. [Music] Come on. Get out. Get out. [Music]

48:41 Wait for me here and stay cool. Move it. What's wrong with this door? Damn it. I lock the door. Take it easy. Thanks a lot. [Music] What? Are you sure you don't have any reservations tonight after 9:00? Because I specifically remember calling last Tuesday on Hurry up. John,

49:26 it's Tuesday. No, you don't understand what I'm sorry. It's my turn. Go away. Hello. Is that you, John? I need your help to get me out of here. I need you here. You don't understand. They put me on stage. I'm contacting your concert. It's all turning into a disaster. Just wave your hands around. All right. What's happening to you? Now, we're sorry. That's both luck. Just with my hands. Huh?

50:12 [Music] This is my concert. Get the hell out of here. Do I know who this guy is? This is our big big boss. You're the big big boss. Okay, hot shot. I want to go. Uh-huh. Yeah. Come on. You [Music]

51:03 That's it. That's it. Stronger. Stronger. More freely. Just shut the hell up and drive. [Music] Hey, come on. Quit going around. Come on. Let's go st [Music] [Applause]

51:55 Hey, [Applause] [Music] Start driving or I'll kill you. Get going. Get going. [Music] Hey, that them. Just step on here. You do it. It's all

52:44 yours. Hey, we're on fire. [Music] [Applause] Thank you. Thank you. Out of my way,

53:30 boss. I'm coming. [Applause] Thank you. Welcome, Mr. Ma. You could use a little freshening up before the reception. We'll all be waiting in the VIP room for your arrival. Mr. Ah, hello my dear. Hi. Is the VIP room ready up for reception? Oh, certainly it's ready. But wait a second. Uh, may I

54:18 may I ask who you are? I'm John M. But who was the man who went to your room? Um, did you see me come back? I really think we should hurry up for the press conference. I have to take a shower. I'll be right back. John, thank you. Get in. Hurry. You can't believe what just happened to me. And what about me? I was almost killed. Let's forget about it and be ourselves. You're Boomer and I'm John Ma. Okay. Tell me, did you sleep with Barbara? No, we didn't do anything. Good. She's Tyson's girl.

55:08 It's Tammy. Don't you think you should go hide upstairs? Okay. Hello. Me. Haven't you showered yet? There's lots of people waiting. I know, but you go down first and I will join you soon. Hold it. Give me a kiss. You scum. I'll wait downstairs. My purse. Oh, you're here. Boomer. What are you doing? I'm filling the bathtub. What's

55:54 it look? This whole situation is getting out of hand. Oh, Boomer. What should we do? It's ridiculous. I think I like Barbara a little. Don't even think about Barbara is Tyson's girl. You here? What's the big deal? I don't even know Tyson. Wait a minute. When you touch Tyson's girl, it's like you touching my girl. So stay away from her. You hear? But you touch my girl already. How could I know she's your girl? It doesn't matter whether she is or not. Don't mess around with her. Wait. Come back. Are you telling me what to do? A minute. Don't move.

56:42 Are you all right? I'm fine. Huh? Why did you answer? I'm John Ma. She really thinks I'm you. I answered. Hey, is there somebody in there with you? Wait. Tam is my girl. I'm the one she likes. Not you. But John Ma, not Boomer. You here? I'm not so sure. Besides, you already know. Do you want her to know that she's been tricked? You impostor. John Ma, if you don't open the door, I'll break it down. Uh, wait. You better find a place to hide. Hey, you better not touch her.

57:28 Why did you do that? I'm sorry. Are you all right? I'm fine. Who are you talking to? I fool you. D I was just pretending to be two different people. Not bad, huh? I've showered. Let's go downstairs. Tammy, what are you doing? Now that I'm all wet, I need to take a bath and change my clothes. A bath? Would you excuse me? I also need to take one. All right, let's take one together. I've changed my mind. We took a bath together the other day. We did? Are you sure about that? Yes, I am sure. And you even put your

58:14 hands all over me. You were so naughty. You dirty rat. You took a bath with my girl. Huh? Why are you undressed if you're not taking a bath? I guess I changed my mind again. I really can't figure you out. Hey, why have you put your clothes back on? Oh, I never took him off, Tammy. Huh? I must be safe. What are you doing? Draining it. No need. The water's clean. Did you just take a bath? I'd like to fill it up after I'm done.

59:00 It's just another habit of mine. There is still so much I have to learn about you. So cute. Then I better start now since I'm already yours. Maybe it's better we don't take a bath together. It could take us hours. John, what's the matter? Surprise. Let's take a bath together. You're so horrible. You're such a naughty boy. They're all waiting. We don't have enough time. Forget about that. Let it go. Let's enjoy ourselves.

59:49 It's just a reflection. Take a mirror. It's a mirror. Scare me like I'm awfully sorry. Who's that? Uh, yes. May I help you, miss? Where's Boomer? Who did you say you were looking for? Boomer? There must be a mistake. I I was here earlier today. Boomer. Barra, I wish you would leave. I'm just here with my boyfriend. Boomer, where are you? Here we go again. Hey, Boomer, are you here? Wait. Hello. Do you know this woman?

1:00:35 What are you doing? And what kind of girl do you think I am? What is it? Consess bring his case to the docks because if you don't, Tyson will be a gunner. Well, who is she? What's wrong with you? I thought you cared. And now I find you here with this woman. You're just a goddamn loser. Wait a minute. I've had enough. Who is she? Barbara. And what's her name? She's Tammy. His fianceé. And we're going to get married. You're getting married. Wait. Barbara, you promised me. Remember? You're not going back on your word. Just close your eyes

1:01:21 and imagine. Did you tell her that? We agreed on a spring wedding. There's something important you should know. Boomer, where are you? Boomer, where are you? Uh, he could be behind here. Yes, he's just afraid he will scare you girls. That's why. Come on out. You see, Boomer, I know you there. Come on. Oh, no. I think I'm losing my mind. [Music] I

1:02:06 wait I know TV. [Music] Yes. [Music] He's real. [Music] Bulma Tyson's in trouble. You have to find Kung quick. If I only knew where he was hiding. Wait. At the shipyard. And you're supposed to bring the briefcase to him. Then you look after that. Holden. Aren't you coming back? If I survive, I will. Excuse

1:02:55 me. All right. Come to the conference room for the pictures. Thank you for your cooperation. Hello. [Music] Ah, my stroke. Boomer. We should be like brothers. We're so alike. Fate is funny thing. You know what I mean? Cuz if I had as many bricks as you. I could have turned out pretty good. I'm honored to know someone as loyal as you.

1:03:43 Let's take care of this together as brothers. Let's go get Tyson. [Music] How do you do that? Sure. We're wasting time.

1:04:51 [Music] Good to see you again. We'll bring the briefcase here. I'll take that. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I have a bomb. Hand that over. All of you. Stand full of explosive. Do you hear me? Don't come near me. If I drop it, we will all die. I'll check the other side. Yeah, fine. [Music] What are you looking at?

1:05:42 Where's Tyson? He's up there, safe and sound. Boomer, help me up here. Are you really Tyson? Don't kid around, Boomer. Can you say something to prove who you are? Yeah, when we take a closer look. He's such a crackup. Katie, [Music] hand over the briefcase, huh? Or goodbye to your buddy. Know what I mean? Huh?

1:06:35 Move on. Hey, boss. Boss, we got trouble. Yeah, there's another guy. Boomer. Help. Ah, help me. I got That was your last chance. No. What have I done? That was close. Oh my. Give me that. It's a bomb. Any closer and this will explode. All right, I've had about enough of this. Get him.

1:07:20 Step aside. Hey, wait. Take it easy. I can't. No way. Look at that. Somebody go check it out. Come on. Hurry. Come on. Come on. Help me. You go. Go on after him. [Music]

1:08:19 Now what? Tao, get out of there. Let's get out of here. Come on. I'm trying, but I hurt my leg. Hey, what the hell? How'd you get down here so fast? What are you talking about? I've been down here the whole time. My leg. Come on. There. [Music]

1:09:22 All right, there's night. Nine. Good play. Hey, what's that? Mhm. Your turn, Dad. Hey, there's somebody in here. Come on. Wait, there really is somebody in here. Give me that. Fine, guys. Get your heads up. Card game's over. Put your head down. Yes, sir. I I think he's going to go to the right hand side.

1:10:10 [Music] Terion, clear test area. Caution. Shut the gate. Huh?

1:10:59 Over here. Take him. [Music] Ta. Hey. Here. I'm here. Boomer. Hey. I'm here in the car. Quick, get in the car. Get inside. What the hell are you inside? Let's ram our way out of here. Huh? The car's raised up. What are we going to do? Huh? Oh. All right. Check it out. Moving. I can't see anything. Shut up. Keep looking. Find anything? Hey.

1:11:46 Oh, I'm sorry. Bye. [Music] Oh, I'm sorry. What are you doing? I didn't have much choice. [Music] Don't you come near me. Stand back. Caution. Uhhuh. Boomer. Am I glad to see you? You chicken. Come on over here. Come on. I'll kick your ass. Come on. Shut up. Come on. You want some of this? Boomer.

1:12:31 Get him. Chicken. I'll show you. Here. Come on over here. Hit him, Boomer. Hit him. Come on. You're going to get it now, tough guy. That's it. Form and balance. What's wrong with you? Hey, what are you doing? Kick him in the head. Homer, come back here. You should be able to kill this guy. Something wrong. Get up. You're fighting like a girl. My grandmother could beat the [ __ ] out of this guy.

1:13:19 Hey, I I was kidding. I I don't even have a grandmother. No. Are you okay? Kaiser is in trouble. We've got to help him. Oh my god. [Music] Time out. Time out. Hey, you you

1:14:05 bastard. Pick on someone you own. Hey, I'm going to tell you one lesson. [Music] Oh, wow. You finish this loser off and I'll go turn off the heat. All right. Caution. Lowering. Oh no. Caution. Hey, look out. Boomer's coming down. [Applause] What are you trying to do? Huh? Kill me. You know it's too hot in here. You take care of that guy and I'll go cool off in here. All right.

1:14:51 Oh heaven. You were in there. Where am I? Just run. Come on. This one's a pushover. Who's a pushover? Boomer. Help me. Boomer. Run away. Okay. Wait. Time to finish. Hey, I'll finish him. Watch while I do it. Okay. [Music]

1:15:43 Please don't hit me. Run. [Music] This way. We got him now. [Music] [Laughter]

1:16:40 Oh my god. Boomer. Let's get the hell out of here right now. Got [Music] to get out of here. [Music] I owe you one. Come on. [Music]

1:17:27 I'll just stay in here till you're finished. Hurry up. [Music] Get him. [Music] My

1:18:14 [Music] What the [ __ ] Stop. [Music]

1:19:04 Come on. [Music] Oh no. [Music] Huh? [Music]

1:19:51 Get over me. [Music] Tyson. Tyson, get up, will you? Recorded speed of 50 mph. Estimated survival rate for passengers with seat belts 99%. Guys, I had a seat belt on. I had the seat belt on. I'm going to be okay. I got to kick your ass. I've had enough. Please, no more. I'll make a deal. Anything you want. Take care.

1:20:42 [Music] I got you. Say your prayers now, buddy. Boomer. I know. Hey, there's two of them, but only one can fight. So, which one do I have? Oh. Oh, I think I got the fighter.

1:21:31 [Music] It's not over. He cannot fight you. Why don't you come fight me? [Music] Look behind you. [Music] Turn around. John behind you. [Music]

1:22:29 He moved. Hey, him. Turn around. Kick him. Kick. Further. Okay. [Music] I'm not done with you. So tell me, which one am I? Actually,

1:23:17 John Ma, who do you think? I wasn't really sure cuz when I was fighting. Cut the crap. Open it up. Where's Tyson? Stop there. There are two of you. You're just one of us. Just one. Must be seeing things. Ah! Get on the ground. Move it. There are two of you.

1:24:07 seat belt. Estimated survival rate of passenger without seat belt 0% please replace test dummy. It's so beautiful. [Music] What's holding him up so long? I'm very anxious to meet the man who looks like John. I hope he really is our son. Now, Mama, don't get your hopes up too high. You promise? Of course, I won't. Dear father, mother, I still haven't seen Boomer. I don't know where he is.

1:24:53 I'm afraid the wedding will have to be cancelled. Cancelled? Wait here. I have to find Boomer. [Music] Where have you been? Did you have to bring the whole crowd? I can't believe it. Our son. Sorry, boy. [Music] What do we do? We get out of here right now. Let's go. Are you all right? Get away. John, come on. We'll get them. I got you. Are you Boomer or John? You're not getting away that easy. Come on.

1:25:39 That one's Boomer. No, that's Boomer. Or is it John? Tell me which one of you is John. You are now what do we do? It doesn't make any difference. [Music]