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0:01 Watch this. Watch his face. Right. Watch this. This is not right. Right. Just watch this. Watch this. [Music] The is going on here. What the Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. He is sweating. You've had a snort or something of that nature. But look at the state of that. For real. Look at it. me just watching watching him in his study for 6 months. He was going and me shouting squared you dopey. Also, if I'm if I can't get hurt, if I'm just like invisible in the corner
0:47 and watching throws, he probably has a lot of breaks. So, I just be there with me eyes shut for 3 minutes. Is he finished? Right, get on with it. J waving watching Elvis. She go, what? You know what I mean? [Laughter] Um, no British prime minister has ever been by a Ukrainian male model, never mind three from three Ukrainian male models. Now look, I spoke about this extensively the other night. I'm not going to rehearse it all, but it has to be explained
1:34 because either Kier Starmer just had a run of really bad luck that three Ukrainian male models allegedly firebombed two of his houses and one of his former cars. situation with Star has been very interesting and it's not just what the media is saying, but what they're not saying. So, three um three Ukrainian male models have been arrested for arson attacks on Kia Starmer's um property and they're they all had accounts on Grinder, interestingly enough, apparently, which have all been
2:20 deleted. Um and there are obviously some questions about Karmama's private life and his relationship with Lord Ali who's openly um but what what the the media are hearing um and I saw a report on this uh it was actually from uh Vaseli Porschkov the uh whistleblower to me about the from Ukraine the former Ukrainian particular service agent. Yes. And he he claims that uh that the three um Ukrainian rent boys were gathering information from senior politicians in the UK and they were passing them to the
3:05 uh Ukrainian dissident in Madrid who was mysteriously assassinated 4 days after their arrest. Oh, this is and he would have he would he would have seen himself as a potential challenger at the uh next presidential elections in Ukraine. I think the human brain wants to see patterns. We try and make sense of if we even if we know it's sort of random and abstract if we if we want we can we you know you can see things in clouds and stuff. some of those houses and the car in the same street that he used to live in. Now, that can happen. Doesn't happen often and it's never happened to a British prime minister before. But if it
3:52 did just randomly occur, then he can count himself a very unlucky man indeed. On the other hand, if this is a conspiracy hatched in foreign lands against our prime minister, this is an attack on the United Kingdom. It's an act of terrorism of great moment and we should be told if that is the case. If on the other hand, all of this is the result of some personal imbolio that the prime minister has gotten himself into with the alleged perpetrators, then we need to be told that also because if
4:37 it's a terror attack or if it is the result of a relationship or relationships gone bad, we need to know because it goes to the heart of British governance. Now, Prime Minister's question time took place today at Westminster and not a single MP had the guts to ask the obvious question. Prime Minister, have you ever met or have any personal relationship with any or all of the Ukrainian male models who stand accused only accused by the Metropolitan Police
5:23 Anti-Terror Squad of having firebombed your properties? That is the question. any parliament with guts would have required the prime minister to answer it. Now, he might have been able, if you'll forgive the pun, to put all that to bed in a sentence. He might have been able to say that I have never met nor have I any knowledge of the three people under arrest for the alleged firebombing of my properties. But he never got the chance to give that answer. And stop all this speculation because nobody had the guts to ask him. And no media has the guts to ask him either. No me Pete.
6:10 That's apt, doesn't it? Like I've probably seen a stick that looks like a knob. I don't I don't mean no meat Pete's a knob. I mean no Meat Pete. When I first heard that name, I thought it meant he didn't have a knob. No meat pee. But I think it means he's a vegetarian. To see, I made a pattern in my mind. It made no sense to anyone else, but I made a pattern in my mind. Um, right. This is this is more bollocks than usual. Thank uh we are now going to open our labor force again to free movement of European Union labor. That's the best part of 500 million workers who
6:57 will have the opportunity to move here without our say and take up jobs as long as they are only 19 to 32 years old. Um right know me Pete vegetarian he's got a penis but if the prime minister does know these people then it may be that he has left himself vulnerable in which case the British parliament and the British people have a problem because a prime minister that is vulnerable to blackmail or other such uh heinous acts is a
7:46 liability to the country. Now Kier starmha is a liability on multiple counts some of them even to do with Ukraine. His blank check to Vadimir Zalinski is now spreading its ugly bloodied hand into Western Europe. As we predicted here on the mother of all talk shows, it would. It certainly would. We said all of these weapons with which you are flooding a European country will come back in the hands of terrorists and criminals and some of the weaponry would be used to kill our own citizens on our
8:32 own streets. Well, a very important Ukrainian dissident was murdered in cold blood in Madrid this very afternoon. Another Ukrainian dissident of some importance has already had two assassination attempts on him in the same European capital of Madrid. Can you become a grow bag? Isn't there something like if they could just dump you in the ground and grow an oak out of you? That would be good, wouldn't it? Grow back. Where would they put the acorn as well? Not of the ass. Don't do that. If anyone's organizing a funeral, right, just bury just the ass with the acorn in
9:19 it. Uh, how See what I mean? Death isn't sad and dark and depressing. It's fun. Oh god.
