Non-Pokemon Fan Reacts to **POKEMON RANGER AND THE TEMPLE OF THE SEA** For the First Time

0:02 What's up, Billy? We hope you're having a beautiful day today. We are very excited. We killed Rough. Yep. He's gone now. I've taken a receipt. Yeah. He's no longer part of this mortal coil. Nope. Uh he will not be making any sort of appearance ever again. Gone forever. He is dead into the ether. He is dead. We actually uploaded him to the internet. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, yeah. His consciousness lives on, but his soul is merely but a husk of pixelated garbage. That's all it is. Anywh who, uh, you guys, where's a Pokemon movie? Where's a Pokemon movie? So, you're getting a Pokemon. We're gonna catch one today. We're gonna catch them all, possibly. But this one's called, I don't know, Pokemon. And the Ranger. It tickle your nuts in the water or something. It's all it is, dude. Just a little Walker Texas

0:48 Ranger Pokemon. Dude, I want Chuck Norris to appear in the Pokemon world. Just just start beating. Your Pokemon is just Chuck Norris. have long journey together to experience. Oh, do they not give subtitles? Cuz I did turn them on. Is it because you hopped out of the menu and restarted it that it kicked off the subtitles? [Laughter] Bro, I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to Oh, man. Uh, wait. What? Location. Oh, never mind. I Why is there location scouting in Pokemon? Yeah, that's what you What are you scouting? They just playing the game. Yeah. Yeah, it's on. It's on that. Okay. It's going to start. God, it's just going to start it again. Damn it.

1:34 Try and count the [Laughter] Are you kidding me? Do you see? Do you see? And challenge of the Pokemon. That doesn't even make it was already chosen. Oh my god. Awesome, bro. I I I hate this job. I hate this job cuz we just have to laugh. We've learned to hate DVD manufacturers. There are the Pokemon Rangers as well. It is to protect Pokemon. Wait, what? Are we protecting Pokemon? Oh, they squirting all over the forest. It's kind of wild to think about. Yo, they use squirt. Oh, he's just back there punching, dude. Oh, awesome. Who along with his beloved Pikachu has set his sights on nothing less than Pikachu going to electrify the fire until it's

2:21 gone. experiencing the sorts of things one might expect. Or not. What? What? Yo, or not. Yeah, my man just really setting the expectation out the gate. This could be a fun movie. Or not. Or not. A journey until now for them. Unimagined. Oh god. No. I'm excited. I can't wait. I've been wanting to watch Pokemon movie, but our schedule has just been so busy that like even solo, I haven't had time to just like sit down with one. But now we're here to catch them all. And now we're here to catch them all. Catch them all. Billy, what the Well, uh uh Coral is living and moving in this world. The plumbus. Damn. That that those are some DSLs,

3:06 brother. Are we about to get someone pregnant? I think so. Uh oh. Whoa. Little stingray, you know. [Music] Tanta, what? Uh-huh. Oh. Yo, the CGI though. Why do they location scout again? They're CGI. They're like, "Yeah, this looks like water." Bro, they going to zap up the Pokemon nut. Uh oh. Uh, crab crab crab crab crab crab. Or I'm I don't know. Is it bark bark bark bark bark bark? Jesus, dude. What is the purpose of that vehicle in the water? I don't know. It just has a

3:52 bunch of like spinners like it doesn't even How does it Let's put a bunch of grinding gears in in salt water. Distance the target 50. Oh, he's short. I get it now. Yo, he's got a parrot on a stick. Recover now. Now, now see, this is what they should have taken for the Titanic voyage. It would have been the smart way to go about things. See, that ship swallows. And that's why they're named after women. Those who have unlimited desires and those who do not. That's not deep. That's what That's just weird. Yeah. You just You just said a Spencer's poster, bro.

4:40 Those are terrible. Yeah. Those who want stuff, but then those who don't. Oh, dope one. What is it? R. Uh, I'm 14 and this is deep. Yeah, right. It's like realize realize real eyes. I will say a pro's beard is sick. To give me that which I desire. He has two belts on his beard. Sees him now. Sees him. Seesium him. Okay. I I was like, am I Yes. Seesium him, which is a form of radiation, I think. Yeah. Dude, the running is amazing. Now, I love these movies so much, dude. They're just fun to meme on and also enjoy. Excuse me, I'm not a traitor.

5:26 Is I? Ascending ladder. Bloodhired man on ascending ladder. Oh. Oh. Oh, no. That would kill him, bro. They want to kill that guy, bro. Oh my god. That goes down their spine. You know who he sounds like and looks like. Haha. From Black Clover. Oh my god. It's haha. It's used in the Pokemon world. I'm part of the pre menaces or green menaces. I don't know the meaning of the word failure. I can't read. No thanks. Damn. No way, dude. Who is this guy? Oh, the potatoes, dude. They're getting defeated by potatoes. Okay, you know, are they going to kiss? Are the Are these perhaps the dumbest people to ever work ever? Jesus. defeated by potatoes.

6:15 They vote. Yo. Okay. Yeah, that ship is way bigger. So, where are we going from here? Give it up. Give it up. Yo, I'm not going to lie. The Beetle on the left look like a with teeth. You're not wrong, though. The vagina dentata, brother. Really? You think Steve Irwin went against this Pokemon? Bro, it used tentacle. It was effective. What the hell did he just do? Um, capture complete. Wait, what? Steiver wishes he could have kept captured like that. Now, mankind. Dude, that's so cool. That might be Well, you know, uh, what's his face? Uh, not Snorlax. What's the Munchlax? Munchlax. Munchlax is my favorite, but

7:01 the Mantine might be my second favorite now. What the That's Mantine. What do you mean? I'm confused. I'm confused. Oh, dude, they're cuckooked. Yo, they're trilling, dude. What kind of super Is that a breather? No, this movie is sick. We went from like Pokemon Battles and Ash's Journey to straight up like spy family Pokémon. Yeah, dude. I'm here for it. Ha. Pokemon. Pokemon. Where's the rest of the movie title? Pokemon. Just Just All right. Pokemon. Pokemon. [Music] They got it right the first time. Okay. They didn't need the rest of the other text. You know what this is. You know what you're here for.

7:49 Uhhuh. Mhm. So, they did this whole thing at the the the get the whole intro of the movie. Yeah. To the menu. Oh. Oh, dude. That's how lakes get pregnant. I will say like the CGI, I'm not mad at it so far. No, they they they spent a lot of money to to have this much CGI like water DNA. Yeah. Pokemon Ranger in the Temple of the Sea. If this is anything like Legend of Zelda, we're going to be here in the same place for way too long. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This don't end. Just tell me again, Brock. Are you really sure this is the right way to go? I would not trust Brock. So, but now I'm not so sure. That's your mistake. Did they change his voice? It does kind of seem that way. I don't

8:35 remember him sounding like he smoked dashed as they sadly conclude they've now lost their way. Oh [ __ ] Oh, they're hella dead. Oh yeah, they're dead, dude. You know what's stupid is their Pokemon trade. Why not just bring out like a water Pokemon? That's Yeah, like you just have one of them spit in your mouth. That's water. I told you not to drink it all, didn't I? And Max. Freaking Max, dude. I'm even thirstier than ever. Oh, is she thirsty? Um yo, water. Are we sure? Oh, it is merely just the existence of water. Um what? Wait, what the hell is happening here? What's all that, bro? I'll jump right into that bubble. I feel like we're at a circus.

9:21 Max, don't be fingering stuff that you don't know what it is. Is that That's my water. Don't put your mouth. Don't drink my home. Whoa, dude. That is crazy that they're literally Oh [ __ ] Hell yeah. That's so cool that they're literally controlling the water like that and just suspending it. Oh, here we go. Brock, is he about to say something really stupid? I I was right again. Awesome. The name is Brock, my dear. There it is. Yep, it's here. Here. It's my blue book. There. See? Yeah. Brock sounds so different this year. And now that we're holding hands, I would love to go on a swimming date with you. Brock said, "Get me pregnant." And now that I'm holding your ear, I'd like to take you away. Nah, he's doing you a favor, Brock. Yep. Grandpa, it's

10:07 okay. These people were on the road and got lost. Cuz Brock would have got his ass kicked. Yes, he would have. Hi, I'm Ship. And I'm Kyle. The name's Meredith. I'm Kyle. Wait, you're telling me my man's with that gorgeous mane? His name is Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Like, he was like, "Grandpa adopted me after I got in a fight with my stepdad drinking a white monster." Yeah. You know what? He was beating me at FIFA, but not punched a hole in the wall. But he had no right. He was my stepdad. He's not my real dad. My real dad died in the war against the police. The war selling. Yeah. He died in the war on drugs by being on the side of drugs. Go on. Yo, axelottals.

10:55 Oh my god. They are, aren't they? I never realized that. And Apolload. Body god damn bro. [Music] Billy, what did you say? Double stone. Where can I find early access? I don't know. Where can I find early access? Where can I find early access? Sort of stupid membership. Sort of stupid membership. sort of stupid membership. That's right, Billy. You can get all of our videos early and uncut. No syncing required. Whether you decide to become a member here on YouTube by clicking the join button below or a member on Patreon, you

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12:26 break [ __ ] up. Mhm. And I hope they've learned that over time. You know, you got to utilize Jesse and James. Okay. Kiss. So, what happens when they fall out of the bubble? Oh, apparently they can fly. What I call [ __ ] They are They are dressed as flying fish. They're cheating cuz they got the freaking psychic people to help them. Oh, that's awesome. Oh my god. Oh, he's going to [ __ ] him out, dude. Dude, he's got a poop and shark costume. Nah. Yo, this dude like keeps trying to go back to homie. He was like, I must birth this. Oh [ __ ] it's a Oh.

13:11 Oh, he almost done broke it. If it's that important, why is it just there? Yeah. Why is it just on the shelf? Nah, bro. this existed 100%. Oh, Pikachu. And he drowned. And that's the last we ever heard of Pikachu. I would not want to be in the same bubble as Brock. No. Man's going to have that thing looking like a snow globe by [Music] noon. Um, what about all the Holy [ __ ] What? Dude, give these second Pokemon a raise. They're the ones carrying the show, not going to lie. Bro, I want to eat something that makes me make sounds. Damn, he just walking. He's just trying to take it now. Um, why did she just let

13:59 the clown steal from them? What are you gawking at? Yo, the architecture though. God, bro, I would kill for a fountain that looked like that. A giant water dragon just spewing some water. That'd be so sick. Wade. Wade. What's his name again? Meowth. Meowth. Meowth. Hello. Is this 1800 fan? God, I love them. I'm all out of quarters. Wait for me. Nah, bro. They they are necessary to to the quality of of Pokemon. Yo, homiey's going back to Dude, he is just relentless. Or Ed. Gee, I I'm not sure. They remind me a lot of uh the Pokemon or the the the the little

14:46 What? Wait, what? Oh, it's the the moon glowing through. Oh. Uh, okay. Royo. Nah, bro. I thought that was something like in her brain being activated. Um, the uh, dude, you never know when the DMT is going to end. Dude, you see that little dude with a mouth? He was all mouth, no body. I'm messing people like that. Oh, bro. Atlantis. What the I've played Elen Ring. There's a boss in there. Yeah. That's going to kick my ass. Mhm. Anytime you see a cool ass castle, that just means death. Oh, okay then. Oh, that's cool. So, I'm guessing that's what the egg yolk thing

15:32 is. Wait, don't go. Does seem that way. What? What? Bro's making a fire oven pizza on his ship car. How does he What kind of place? The whole thing's made out of wood and he's got a wood burning stove. That's fine. It's fine. Jesse's here to bring your valuable self home. Dude, her hair has to be so heavy. Oh, it 100%. Dude, I'm going to say right now the clown's evil. Don't know why, but I don't trust his clown. Say clown is undercover, dude. Haha. Oh, you think it's haha? I'm wondering if it's haha. It probably showed us who it was and we weren't paying attention. Probably we were yapping. What did it just hack them? That was extreme.

16:20 Yes, sir. I'm swearing off egg jokes. Easy. Deny everything. Easy. It's like, what are you guys doing in our car? How does Meowth do it? Get out of the way. Short stuff. Capture on. Bro, what the I feel like that's just cheating, dude. Lend me your power. Like, I feel like that's just cheating. My man's just he can capture any Pokemon he wants. Oh, dude. He about to get nuked. Yo, dude. He's just threatening them. He's not even doing anything. He said,

17:05 "Dude, either you give it to me or I'll shock you." Pikachu said, "Say when I'm your huckleberry." Bye-bye. Looks like you're landing back in loser land. Yeah. Looks like he's got a little rocket launcher. It kind of does, dude. The pika launcher. You're a Pokemon ranger. The name's Haha. Jack Walker. Wait, Texas Ranger. Sounds to me like you study quite a lot, Max. Gar. I'm here to get me egg. No way. It's the pirate guy. It is the pirate guy. Yo, he used that thing. I saw the symbol on the side, bro.

17:51 Shut the up, Max. Oh, damn. That would have killed that man. There are only two types of people on this planet. You are chasing and those who do the chasing. I know which is better. Homie, homie. You can't just get out of here, bro. Every I bet all the kids watching this thought he was philosophical. It's like damn he is he is spitting right now. We created a web comic and it's called Billy Ends the World and it's available on Webtune right now. Here's a short summary with some art from the project. Billy Ends the World revolves around the daily lives of Billy and the rest of the crew at Sort of Stupid Productions.

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19:25 is this guy? Pretty freaking strong. You're strong, Phantom. You take vitamins. O, Jackie, we got to get out of here. However you guys do it, Jackie. Why does that man look like Jack Harlo? Damn, dude. Pikachu don't play, bro. Yeah, dude. [Music] She just misses the catch, dude. I Yeah, I was like I was like, "Oh, no." Oh, man. Tackle. Pikachu saw the violence. Oh, god damn. Give me that. See, I'm a little disappointed cuz this whole time I

20:11 haven't heard him say any kind of pirate terms. Like, you have like he's not talking at all like a pirate, but he's dressed like one. There's two types of people in the world. Those who have booty and those who don't. It could be delivered so much better like that. Bro, you are getting outgripped by a little girl. Yep. They uh Oh, like I ain't trying to play the whole sexism game, but you a grown ass man, dude. Make out that grip strength. You know that that's not good. It's about to become an omelette. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Oh. Oh. Oh. Absolute hands on me, dude. A a parsnip was born. Yo, that thing's adorable. Two hands to

20:59 manip. Does his voice keep changing? Did it just change? What is happening with the voice actors in this movie? I don't know. Hey, thanks Elizabeth. I think [Music] yeah, boy knows what's Why does like May's voice sounds like it keeps changing, too, though. They're like, "Man, this is a kids. Ain't nobody going to notice." Not again. Stop, please, May. I'm afraid, dude. I've learned with babies, you just shake them real hard. Shake them real hard till they're quiet. Yeah, that usually solves most of your problems. Yeah, they're quiet for a long time after. Just a quick shake, you know. Yeah, I'm getting the feeling. You get it done fast, too. I heard it helps with the process, you Well, the important thing is you got to do the up down along with the in and out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like maracas, except

21:47 it's got a brain. Stop the trailer now. Oh, we're going to penetrate it. The penetrator. I'm not going to lie. I don't think if you had helicopters harpooning a boat ship. Yeah. Would it would they even be able to stop it? I don't I don't think that's how air works, right? Uh well, wouldn't wouldn't it would they just lose control of the helicopter eventually? Not so much air cuz like that's how they're staying up is like the force pushing like you know like I I feel like pulling back. Yeah. So I I I feel like they'd be able to do a little bit but I'm not sure against like an actual tugging moving vehicle. Oh that now you get nothing. Pull out game weak. Oh damn. Yeah, I was going to

22:33 say now in this regard. Yeah, they're probably just a little farther. Kyle has a really intense chin. Yeah, a little bit. Oh my god, they landed at the temple, dude. Blue hair and all. His hair's blue. Always thought it was purple. Yeah, it looks purple to me. Yeah, dude. Buffet. A [ __ ] Here we go again. Yeah, right. I I would love to see one of their plans actually work. Was it like the first movie that it like potentially kind of worked? But I don't even know. Even if they did succeed, I don't know if they would know what to do if they succeeded. Yeah. I guess when I when I say succeed too, like it ends with them winning. Yeah. With them actually winning. Yeah. Oh, hello. That's a cool ass. Oh my god.

23:21 It's a safe. That's some Breath of the Wild stuff, dude. How does Homie also have That's their brother. You think so? It's Kyle's dad. It's Kyle's dad. long lost, which means that must be who they That's the stepdad he was fighting with. That's why he joined the other side. Yeah, my man is awesome. It's like what? Y'all can't do this? It's like, yeah, what are you guys going so slow for? Wow. A temple that travels the ocean. So, it's like Zhao. Yeah, he's one mean dude. Damn, he looks like one mean dude. You know what's even crazier is he calls himself a pirate, but yet you're the one they're the ones traveling on a on a car

24:07 boat and he just has helicopters. Gar, he said the sky be my sea. Crown, if it's the last thing I do. So, I'm thinking that they're going to betray our pirate guy. I got a feeling just a little bit. But Kyle's going to save the day. I got faith, man. It's It's the main is what? Yeah. Um, well, I got faith in him, you know. And then you got Haha, who is dressed like a uh Kingdom Hearts character. He totally does have the Sora outfit on. Oh my god. [Laughter] Oh my god. I need to look up to you.

24:55 Oh, dude. It's like, hell yeah. Billy hell yeah. That's a spinner right there, baby. Yes, it is. That's a spit. Sean's a spitter now. Confirmed. Guess I'm a quitter. That's [Laughter] Get on though. What? He just What was that about? What? They're here. He just swallowed that thing. Traveled the whole world on that ship when I was a young man. Why is it more boring than your car as a ship? Yeah. Why? You have a car ship, but now you just have a normal ship. I'll miss you. Is it me or does this feel like super extra for just a five people?

25:45 Yeah, a little bit. Like, well, it's almost like I I know the importance is getting the the manifi to the thing to the Yeah, but it it's like there's so much more I want to learn about Elizabeth. It's like they kind of focused on everything else and barely on it. What is it? You're its mother, dude. You've abandoned your child. Being young means you never turn away from adventure, you know. Shut up, you old pervert. There's nothing worse than regret, kid. It's like I don't remember asking you old bastards. Also, they pulled away from us. They're the ones that left. You did this. Manify has the power to freaky Friday you. Yeah. I mean, that's what he did to Team Rocket earlier. You know, okay.

26:32 Yeah, dude. A Pokemon that can just freaky Friday people would be that would cause so much chaos in the world. I'm not here to Yeah. Jackie says, "Well, we have to kill her." Yep. We're going to have an issue here. Okay. Walk over to the edge and just let it go. We're not going to take it down like near the near the near the water. No, just just Yeah. Hey. Yeah. Dive off this yacht. Yeah. Right. Okay. You know, this is all cute and all, but like there's a bunch of predators in that water and at what point it's just just you just see the shark just disappear and disappear. Oh, that's awesome. Oh, that's kind of cool, actually. Dude, it's the ship. Taurus. It's like an aquarium. Yes, Max.

27:20 You're in the ocean. Yeah. Thanks for stating the obvious, dumbass. Everybody going to be like, "Why do they hate Max so much?" And we saw a movie where they were doing this. We did. And then the then the fog came. Yeah. And the death. And the death. But there's not a single. Is it weird that literally my mind went to that too? That parasailing moment. was like, uhoh, John, I was kind of expecting some there. Low hanging fruit. I just taking it in, man. Just just taking it in. Some things just need to press left unsaid.

28:05 I was like, that one was teed up. Yeah, you know, swimming, if you really want to, Pikachu could just kill them all. Yeah, you're not wrong, dude. Dear God, he is just straight up a Kingdom Hearts character, bro. I got stuck in these Pokemon saved my life. Oh, I I didn't realize we were going to get a flashback. It just kept blowing harder and harder. Just like your mom. Yo, is my man's about to get saved by Yo. Oh [ __ ] Hell yeah. homies, dude. He said, "Yo, let me cuddle up here real quick." You're so warm. No, that's sick. So, that's cool that like I never even thought about like like Pokemon having to migrate because the time like the winter changes and stuff. So, Pokemon also heads south for

28:52 the winter. Yep. [Music] Everything just starts running out of the game at once. Jesus. Wait, so Ash's just going to become a Pokemon ranger now? Not the the No, he he's going to be what was it called? The Pokemon master or something, right? I thought I thought that's what it was. I don't know, man. I guess you could beat them all, dude. Pokemon ranger master. He could be a doctor. He could live his best life, man. He's Ash, dude. May's like, "Oh, yeah. I'm about to drown." Dude, that is so pretty. This is a cool little montage we're getting. Yeah. So, when does the sadness Yeah. When does the [ __ ] happen? I'll be like, "Damn, you're getting a little too clingy, dude." I mean, bro, that's one of the first Pokemon I think we've ever seen, like heard speak English. No, that's the

29:37 first one I've ever heard. I think besides Meowth. I think Meow's the only one. Maybe this is the true evolution. They're going to start speaking now. They're going to start get lost. All they need next is opposable thumbs and they're taking over, dude. Yeah, dude. Pokemon are plotting. They have to die. The extinction Pokemon the movie Pokemon extinction. He said she's getting too attached. We'll have to kill her, bro. He's got me worried, man. Hope he like straight up keeps looking at May and Mana if he's like, "You're not doing it right." Right. That's what I'm like. get closer and closer. Manify won't want

30:24 to leave. And what's wrong with that, buddy? You can't expect Manify to stay with you forever. Bro, she just said that she's fine with it. She's not the one expecting it. She just said she is fine with it. She let Manafy go and Manify came back, homie. Which y'all said, Yeah, it would be it's choice. Yeah, you literally are leaving the wrong choice, man. And now it's like, oh well, man, if you made the wrong choice, so now actually I'm actually we can't have this. Let me guess. It's going to circle back to him being like, "Oh, may I'm wrong. I'm so sorry. You can hang on, man, as much as you want." Is this going to be like a Leoon situation right now, bro?

31:10 Uh-oh. Let me guess. Yeah. the guy who who who's a pirate but has never said a single pirate line. Eric's like, "How can you be a pirate when you don't even speak the language? You don't even speak the pirate language. You're not abiding by the code. There's a code. There's a book. We learned about it." Old Crusty Krab thinks he's so smart when we're the ones poised to Let me guess. He can hear, right? Yeah. Buffet. Yeah. Honestly, that thing feels like it should do a great job digging, dude. Not swimming. It looks like a drillo. Like [Music] said, tell me what you want. What you really, really want. I'll tell you what

31:56 I want. What I really, really want. I want to make I want to make a zigzag. Ah. [Music] Oh. Yo. Oh, damn. Broke got Charles Manson vibes. No, that's a vibe right there, dude. I love the Pokemon that don't just make random noises and it's not their name at all. It's just just, you know, nothing really really clicking behind the wheel. No, it's time to eat. You can't feed the manify. Okay, it needs to learn how to feed itself in the wild. You can't do that.

32:42 Okay. How does any of this solve [Music] it? Yeah. Yeah. I may I may have been wearing the dinosaur. Welcome. Yeah. This is uh What's going down? This is a weird one, man. It's a Yeah. All right. So, there there is this thing a manif Do you even know what Pokemon that is? A manif. They've said his name about 500 times. Literally, that's all it says. And it won't shut the up. And it's learned how to it's learned how to speak English. I'm not going to lie, you guys being this far to the movie, I thought it would be crazy cuz usually when we when we've done Pokémon movies in the past, no, this was shit's usually happening. No, like it had like a lot of like frontloaded action. And ever since then,

33:27 it's kind of just been like one big montage. Th this this has been a montage and and then you're basically they're trying to attachment issues I think is the is the right way to put it. Well, they're like you know uh the one dude's like Ash you got to tell May like to like it has to let it go. You have to let it go and be wild. Yeah. The manifi. And May's like no I'm cool with that. And he was like no you don't understand. It's like and the best part is May May let it go. It came back to me. You know, I like you have to let it go. And now she's like actively hiding from it. Yeah. She's straight up just hiding from it. So essentially like it's it's uh Yeah, it it is it is just about mother abandonment. All right.

34:13 Like Pokemon the Casey Anthony story like So welcome. You're caught up in Yeah. That's that's that's essentially it. Then you have a pirate with a really long beard who Eric's upset because it doesn't speak pirate. He hasn't said he's been a pirate this whole time, but he hasn't spoke any pirate. His voice has changed like three times. No, he does none of that. He has no pirate. Yeah. Uh and he wears a belt on his beard. Two two belts on two belts on his beard. Dude, that's that's the big man. He said, "Where the is everybody?" Yeah. Where where did everyone go? What do you mean? He said, "Uh, Pikachu Manny still hasn't come back yet." No. Isn't that the whole Yeah, that's the point. That's

35:00 the whole point of this, wasn't it? I love that they kept Brock around, but they're like, Misty, no. Say Manafy went to go get her bandana. Of course. Yeah. I don't know why they got rid of Misty. Max has been a nerd again. But like, not as bad as usual. Not as bad as usual. I think they just didn't want two, right? They're like M's the new one. Yeah. Two girls. E. Meanwhile, Brock, like, dude, they have toned down Brock's horniness by like a million%. He had one line. He Yeah. And then it's been like he has hit on that girl once and it's been like nothing else since. Their their character assassinated. Yeah. Yeah. Team Rocket's back at least though. Were you Were you uh confused? No. No. Did you fall for it? They didn't have They didn't have any costumes to to confuse me. But they are stuck working for him. They are stuck working for him. Is it supposed to be Team Magma or like No,

35:47 he's just a pirate. I don't know, dude. His ship is called the drillo. So, um cuz it's just a big shaped drill. [Laughter] That one's awesome, bro. See, I see what you guys were talking about. The random Pokemon that just make random asses. No, they had like the manoray one or whatever it was. like like the other Pokemon that actually make their like call sign. Okay, I'm about it. But I wonder how they determine that. Like I wonder if just they can't find a way where saying the name doesn't sound ridiculous. Like give it a grunt. Yeah. That's what you were looking for. Happy. [Music] See, she she taught a Pokemon to talk

36:34 and and now they're like, "No, no, no, no, no. We can't be having none of this going on here. He's a prince. The long hair guy's name is Kyle. Don't worry, Brock. And I will cook. Our working theory is that the pirate is his stepdad and that's why he's working with them now. Oh, I'm caught in a rip tide. What? I've lost control. Oh, yeah. And that's Jackie, but we assume he somehow got from the uh Kingdom Hearts dimension cuz he's dressed like Sora that tracks. read that first issue of Kingdom Balls last night. So, seeing Rick dressed as a Kingdom Hearts character, fantastic. Highly recommend. We should go that way.

37:20 Elizabeth, you all are in a freaking tur a current. It's fine, man. Fine. Let's just go against it. Yeah, cuz we totally can do that. The the the hunt is is going to save him, bro. He's coming. Yeah. Thanks to Manathy, bro. Didn't he do anything? Hey, give him props. How dare you? No, this he he's he's been clinging the whole movie. Oh, there it is. The drillo. Uh-oh. Yeah. But no, he has been very lunar eclipse, which is cute. Don't get me wrong. And like he did come back when May let him go. So like May can like and that right Mate can capture him. Okay, just saying. I mean, Jackie's been capturing Pokemon left and right with a freaking Pokemon Rangers. He just has a

38:08 remote that captures Pokemon. That is a sick like ship, though. He looks ridiculous. The parrot's been awesome, too. No, like the Pokemon Ranger can like Oh [ __ ] What? Yeah, that was awesome. Oo, that's fancy. That looks sick. Yeah, this is the sea people's uh uh temple. Sea people. Sea people, dude. The sea people. The sele. It's Phantom, dude. No, he's been extra the whole movie. Bro's been dressed as a clown. Yeah. Uh and then he was like a super action

38:54 scenes were cool, though. Yeah. Like he's got a remote control that like is like a whip that kind of like captures Pokemon, but like he just asks him a favor and they do it. This weirdly reminds me of like one of the gyms in like Alpha Sapphire Omega Ruby where you have to like get the dive hm, go underground, find this little cavern, and then like lift up and then you pop up in this little city. Huh. It's not this city. Well, I mean there is a thing that says scouting locations or whatever. So, we can click on that and it might Yeah. show we can scout locations. Yeah. Damn. Okay. That that does look so cool. That is much bigger than I thought. So, where are the rest of the manip?

39:41 Wouldn't he just be the only one if he was the prince of the sea? Well, the way that or is it more I think there's more. Okay. That don't sound like a manified dog. What? What? What do they evolve into? It's a mythical Pokemon. So, I don't know. It just gets But the way the way that they've been referring to Manafy this entire movie is there's multiple manif. Didn't they do that in one of the movies or like Gerra or some [ __ ] There was like multiple. There's multiple. And the way that they've been referring to like manif it it it implies that there's multiple of them. No, it has done that where it's like every time a Menipe is like blah blah blah. Yeah, they they they know exactly how to get back to it. Like it's like the way all of the information implies. It's not like it's lore. It's like no, we know. Of course,

40:28 that would include my beloved sea crowd. He said beloved. I mean, you know, that's some ye old English. My booty. Y. Yeah, he's like spit some like really basic like philosophical [ __ ] Virginia was tapping some real Yeah. Like he was like there's two types of people in the world. Those who have booty and those who don't. And it's like okay. Those who want stuff and those who don't. Yeah, dude. Like it's just been some real Reddit [ __ ] Oh, Diamonds and Pearls. This is like Gen 4. It's like a super popular one. That was the one that they like remade on the Switch but like didn't change it and people were real mad about it. Yo, what? Oh, yeah. I didn't realize

41:13 Manafy had also has like Law's ability from One Piece to change like people's hearts or whatever to like make them sound like Yeah. Many has Freaky Friday. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. He changed Team Rocket all the way around. Mhm. That's kind of sick. Maybe Grandpa can read it. Would you like me to tell you what it says then? Sure. Yeah. I mean, why not? You to thank you for guiding me here. Okay. No way. He's straight up going to read it, isn't he? Even if you were to attack me all at once, you wouldn't stand a chance. Why would you even mention that? Be known as the king of the sea. But May has that now, right? Cuz that's what she gave her, right? Kill him. So you don't have to solve a puzzle or anything to get to it. Yeah, you just hold it up, dude. You just got to have a bracelet and it's like, yo,

41:58 here you go. Got to have the key, my dude. But everyone from Well, I guess you also got to have the vault key, dude. Worst security ever. It really is, dude. Cuz even in the before, he just put the thing up. He didn't have to solve it. He just put the thing up and it just opened. Damn. But yet they have nine doors to go through. Are they going? Now that it's over, they're locked in there forever. Yeah, right. No leaving the Sea Temple after this. We've been in the Sea Temple for 40 years. [Music] Uh-oh. Uh yo, crystallized birthday cake. Hell yeah. That's what I was thinking.

42:45 And now it's all Damn, we're all in the same way, bro. We all thought that. We're like cake. Remember, there are two types of jewels. Shut up. You look good with rare jewels. Yeah, man. Spit your [ __ ] Yeah. Eric, why you above? This guy's the vibe. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, dude. He's like the He's a pirate philosophical. Yeah, he's like the Sunsu of Pokemon. What are you talking about? You know, for a mythical Pokemon kind of Yeah. No, he it has been. I've risked everything. Ah, I'm going to sit on this later. Oh, disturb the balance, my dude.

43:31 Um, there is it there's holes. Water. Oh yeah, dude. They're just like letting the bubbles got holes in it. Damn. Enjoy. Yeah. Prepare to drown. Yo. Yo, Max. Holy [ __ ] bro. That girl got some strength. Yeah. Holy [ __ ] They about killed Max. That would have been crazy, right? Tase that guy's balls, Pikachu. I mean, bro, like that's a lot of water. It ain't going to take long to fill that up. Are we not going to deal with the pirate wannabe? No, let him drown. Is bro just like shattering that [ __ ] Don't worry, Ash. I'll be fine. Ranger, right? Okay. I believe in you. I got my keyblade, dude. Get him, Jackie. Let's move. By

44:17 the way, his name is Jackie Walker. Sick name. Ah, Jackie. Jackie. Your mind's on the fritz. I'll fix that. Yo, what? What? Yo. Yo, Jackie, quick. Yeah, dude. What? What? No shot. It was this easy. It was this easy the entire time, dude. Jackie's J Crystal game is peak. I'm just getting started. Yo. Okay, dude. It's almost up there. All righty then. Yo, rip Jackie, bro. Looked like he was dancing on ice. Oh. Oh, dude. Rip Bozo. Yeah. Rest in peace, King. No. Stop.

45:05 [Laughter] Oh my god. This guy's been the best. Wow, dude. Imagine being Phantom and a bad pirate, right? Like, damn. You hate to see it. What a failure. Hurry, we have to go. Right. Oh, he's like, "No, I got this, dude." Manif is about to be solving the world's problems now. Yo, if I was her, I'd be like, "You know what? I'm I'm leaving." Damn. Weak ass Pokemon, dude. Right. Legendary. Type my ass. Mythical. Myth. Oh, mad. So, you know, I did that in one of our previous movies where I called I think it was Mew or something or Celabby. I called a legendary. They were so mad. They're like, "It's mythical." How dare you? But it is funny. They have

45:51 a similar vibe, right? Like Mew very innocent. They're like little small floaty. Yeah, they just vibe. It's cuz they are one with the force. Is that what it is? That makes sense. And the force is one with them. Oh no. Oh yeah, dude. The last sean have one. The last sea glory hole. So it is sinking. Oh my god. There's no room in this tub for a tub. Try a cruise ship. Yeah, they said get out of here, fatty. Well, I've got a plank just for you. Damn, dude. No way. He a strong dude. He did throw a boulder at one point. Yeah, he picked up a like a whole ass boulder, dude. He did pick up a boulder. Oh, what?

46:38 Right on, dude. That's awesome. Yeah, dude. He said that big. He his parrot betrayed him, dude. That's how big pirate he is. His parent betrayed him. He said, "Nah, man. That guy sucks." Damn. Hope you can breathe, bro. Yeah. I I feel like he's still going to die. Oh, what? Oh, what? What? What? What? What? See motorcycles. How is that a contingency? Why is that even a contingency on that? Got it. But how to get here? Who cares? Go do the thing. Damn. Yo, Ash, a beast. Nate, get in

47:24 here. Ain't he just like 10? Phantoms. Yeah, something like that. Oh no. He's going to close it, dude. He's going to close it. [ __ ] Pikachu, you take care of it. Yep. We about to see Ash die for like the 50th time. Ash about to die again. He's like, "Give me CPR when I die." Just sit tight in there. I love how he pulled it ashore, got all of them in it, and just left it ashore and locked it with them inside. No, it'll fill up. The water will work in in a minute. Hope you guys don't run out of Eric. That's Yeah. See, believe in Ash. But like, they're not going anywhere. They're not being propelled anywhere. If Ash fails in his mission, May's just going to die. They're all going to die anyway, man. They're all going to die anyway. Hey, what do you what do you want him to do?

48:09 He's a 10-year-old kid. Yo, look at the moves. Yeah, I would have fallen in that water about four times already. Speed run that I never could. Hell yeah. That's when you know he's serious. You have water Pokemon. Why don't you He said, "Goddamn, are you a Pokemonologist? What the Ash? How How long can you hold your breath?" Right. Oh [ __ ] Play it. Cue the Sonic music all of a sudden. Damn. Got him. Well, I mean, at least it's already down there. Yeah, true. No, dude. Was that about to go back into another one of the holes? I think so,

48:55 bro. I wonder how much oxygen they have in there. Yeah. Manify's like, I would have been fine out there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why did you lock me in? I could have carried. Yeah. Yeah. I I could have helped. Like I Ash, you got a private. That seems about right. But being a Just do it, Ash. Come on. Yo. Oh, damn. Ash is dead. Ash died again, bro. Ash has failed. Um, what? Oh. Oh, dude. He's going to freaky Friday Ash. That way he like uh Manify's brain is

49:40 I know you can do it guys. I don't that's not how oxygen deprivation works. That is exactly how it works. So now you got to go all the way down to the bottom. Ash. Yep. You got this, brother. Man, if only you had water Pokemon you could use. They're on the ship, Eric. Yeah, he doesn't have them with him. None of them. crab. He has not a single Pokemon. Crabfish or whatever it was. You remember he swam up to the boat. Where's that giant big-headed eel when you need him? H I love that thing, dude. I don't even know if that's actually a Pokemon, bro. Yeah, I I'm pretty sure if they're showing it, it's a Pokemon. Dude, how imagine this [ __ ] just didn't work. Yeah, right. More water start

50:26 coming. Oh, that seems like that shouldn't happen. I don't understand. It's literally just making it the way it was before. So why is it like activating now? You got to bring it back to, you know, Sean, the world is a mystery. That's true. That's true. May was about to just die in a can like and no one would have even noticed she was gone. Yeah. May May Veroli. Mhm. Feel like her brother probably would have noticed. Yeah. But no one was coming back to save him though. And everybody would have been like, "Why could it have been Max?" [Laughter] Max.

51:12 Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] dude. Bro, are they really just going to drop Kyogre just randomly at the end and not have him do [ __ ] Nope. That's That's Dude, the Welcome to the new era of Pokemon, bro. The next movie better be about Kyogre. Uh, yo, that's hella nice, dude. What? What? What about the bubble shield? It's down. It's like, where's my ash? Us sea people have been sleeping for 4,000 years. He's dead again. Again? Yeah. Pika, go shock his ass awake, dude. No way, bro. What? No way. You got to be kidding

51:59 me, man. As long as you're by my side, I can always find the temple. The temple's right there, bro. Yeah, you're at the temple. Like, you can just go inside. They're children. Oh, you about to die now, buddy. Yeah, the hand. Oh, [ __ ] Shut up. Shut up. Ash is here to bring about Ragnarok. What do you mean, dude? What is happening? Piss missile Ash is here. Oh my god. What? What is happening? I don't understand. Ash went Super Saiyan. Yeah, dude. That's what I'm saying. He Yeah, he's gumma piss missile.

52:46 Whosoever shall wear this crown shall be known. Wait, Ash is the king of the sea. See, he wasn't even wearing. He just put it back together. Wait, so you're telling me all the pirate had to do was just pull one out and put it back in. He would just became king of the sea. You're right. What a dumbass. No, maybe maybe it knows that if you're the one that pulled it out, you can't put it back together. Yeah, maybe. Dude, that'd be like me taking like a Lego off of something already built, putting the Lego back on. Like, I I made this. I did it. That's fantastic. And done. Oh my god. Um, what now? Shark NATO. Also, he doesn't have any sort of breathing apparatus, so he's just raw dogging like he's a professional. Oh, okay. You wanted it to

53:33 happen, man. I don't know what this thing does, but it looks cool. Oh, yeah. Wasn't this thing on the cover of a game? Yes, that is one of the legendaries. You remember a few movies? One or two? It was Yeah, it was uh legendary. You You remember how uh a few movies ago we we saw Grudon or Groudon? Groudon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it sounds right. So that's like the other version of Groudon. It's kind of Oh, yeah. Cuz they were red, right? Yeah. Yeah. The drillo is back. Oh, bro. There ain't no way your drillo moving that fast. Yeah, dude. Get out the penetrator. Get out of here. Look how obnoxious operates. It doesn't even sense. Crush them all. Yes, sir. Supersonic. Yeah, bro. He looks like Jack Harlo. Very soon

54:20 I shall be known as king of the sea. This guy's awesome. I love him. Oh yeah. Oh [ __ ] Y'all are in trouble. Yo, bro. Bro had some pipes earlier. We've been We've been He been He's a singer. Uhoh. Yeah, y'all are in trouble. Oh damn. Oh [ __ ] The way only manip. Holy [ __ ] All at once. Bring the violence. [Music] That's what happened to Steve Irwin. Yeah, dude. That's why they don't tell you. Damn. He got Irwin. Yeah. They just their electrical system.

55:07 Oh my god. Crazy. That's sick. Why are you cursing? He said, "Godamn it." Oh, that is a big dude. Holy [ __ ] Fire a beam. Holy [ __ ] Yo, is dead. His whole crew is dead. Penetrate that. God, you shitty pirate. There are two types of men in this. Shut up. Those who are completely crushing. So that's how he's so strong is the Damn. Why? Why? Why is the source of his power the COD piece?

55:53 They just killed him. That's crazy. Hey, he said you're either crushing or crushed. He is crushed. I love the premise of Pokemon is just there is a bunch of Godzillaas in this world. Yeah. And you just hope that they don't turn on you. Pretty much. Yeah. You know, it's kind of like being a trainer at SeaWorld. Yeah, you're awesome. Also, I love like Ashes wants to be like Yeah. the best like they're all kings of the ocean now. Do they all I swear to God, dude? They all just came in just just like in and out. See, if I was at How do you go back? How do you go back to just normal Pokemon [ __ ] where it's like I'm going to go to this gym and defeat this dude or I could be king of theing sea? Yeah, I feel like I'm going to go with king of the sea, dude. Hell

56:38 yeah. We always knew Pikachu was a king. True. Slay king. Slay king. And you know, everybody can swim like this. It's just the breathing they can't do. Yeah. Right. You know what? Give me like a a sleep channel of like that background right there. That'd be sick. Like over and over again. Now, Pokemon always does like backgrounds, dude. Like showing like the flock of them. That was I think one of the coolest mechanics they did in some of the later games where like Well, you could Yeah. sometimes run into a swarm where instead of there being one wild Pokemon, there'd be 15 and they're all the same one and you're like, "Oh my god, I did not realize there was 10 of you in this fight." Or even his bird is mocking him. Yeah. That's a decision, bro. He's a vampire, not a pirate. Oh,

57:24 goodbye. See you whenever the that happens again. Yep. Wait, what? Oh. Oh, look. Manify came back again. Place is boring. Jackie, you going to yell at May again and be like, "No, May, you can't be attached to to Manif. You see Jackie pick him off with a sniper rifle." I said, "No reconnecting." Mama. Oh my god, dude. They taught this thing to speak. That is scary. The Pokemon are sentient, sir. They're sentient flying. I will kill you. Yeah, right. Yeah. You're all going. He gets back into the water. We have long suffered from the land dwellers. It is time, brothers and

58:11 sisters, to take back what is rightfully ours. I, Prince Manafy. Dude, dude, that would be a sick idea. The Pokemon just going rogue. I know we'll never get it, but an adult Pokemon would be sick. No, that'd be like Team Rocket is like riding Charizards and setting towns on fire, burning alive, dude. Medieval Pokemon. Yeah. You're talking You're talking like an invincible style Pokemon. Like invincible style where it's hella dark. They just start killing people. Yeah. Mewtwo just shows up and he's like, I hate humans. You got Officer Jenny out here trying to solve mysteries. Mewtwo Mewtwo sits upon the Iron Throne. Yeah, dude. No, that would be sick as bro. Oh

58:57 man. So that was a movie. Yeah, that was certainly a movie. So you said So you said it was very actionheavy at the start early on. Yeah. Like it had like a lot of like trying to capture the yo officer Jenny. Was Kyogre in it prior to that moment? No. Interesting. Just Manif the entire time. Okay. They're arrested. They're going back to their chrono trigger town. Oh, I don't know if you were here for that, but uh yeah. So when they were driving around in their car Yeah. They have a boat car. Okay, that's And then they were hauling an RV behind the boat car. That's awesome. It's also confusing why you would have Oh, Zapdos. I'm curious like what's after this one. Uh, this is uh Oh, yeah. Pokemon Ranger and Temple of the Sea. Yeah, Temple of the

59:43 Sea. Look him up in order. Dude, he captured Zapdos. He just captured Zapdos and just rode him off into the sun. Okay, dude. The Pokemon in the next one looks sick. Oh, yo. Is the Is that one Rangers? The Rise? No, it's the Rise of Dark Ry. Ooh, I've heard a lot of people like that one. I'm not going to lie, the posters on literally every other one that's coming looks like way cooler. Wait, are they still down there? Wait, are they still down in the temple? Oh no. Oh no. That's actually awesome. They're like, "Help." And they're gone. Team Rocket, you're washed out. Hey, look. They got saved. Oh, they bro, they were inside of a whale orord. Yeah, this movie came out in 2006.

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