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0:09 [music] Heat. [music] Heat. [music] Heat. [music] Heat.
0:57 >> [music] [music] >> Hey, Rex. Here, boy. Come on, boy.
1:45 Is that it? Is it time? Yes, Bowser. It's time. Oh, hell yeah. Hey, kids, wake up. It's time. It's time for the anniversary. Oh, we know, Dad. Oh, this is going to be so exciting. I can tell. Hey, Ludwick, go and get the others. We need to get that picture ready. Sure can, Dad. Okay, everyone. We're ready. Let's get moving. That's the signal. All right, everyone. It's picture time. What? That's tonight. That's now. Well, then what are we waiting for? Let's get moving. Come on, Sky Chase. Let's get ready for the photo. The photo? Come on, Chase. Let's go. This is going to be exciting. Well, okay. But let's just try and take it easy. We don't want any accidents.
2:32 Woohoo. Let's go. Hey, Iggy, go get the rest from the top. You sure think, Spongebob? Let's go. Hey, everyone, hurry up. We got to get ready. Let's all go downstairs. On our way, Iggy, just just give us a moment and we'll be straight down. >> We'll be ready before you know it. >> I am doing this for the American people. Uh, I'm doing this against the most powerful lobby in the world. Probably the drug lobby, drug and pharmaceutical lobby. >> No, it's now illegal to use your meme. >> Uh, hey Peach, are you sure that all evil presidents will be here? Not all of them. >> Oh, this is going to be so exciting. I I can't wait to get this big picture done. Norman, don't do that.
3:17 >> You worry too much. A [screaming] >> very classy. Just the sort of client we should be dealing with. Hey, lad. >> Ha, we beat the birds. Looks like we could just climb through the chimney Santa Claus way. Quite everyone into the chimney before they get in. Oh. Oh, that was a bad idea. Huh? What's that sound? water. Oh. Oh god. Oh god. No. Guys, a little help here. You're about to explode. Oh. Um, here. Use this.
4:04 Okay, that was close. God damn it. They went down the chimney faster. Oh well, it's going to be fine. Yeah. What about you, King Pig? Yep, he's fine. H. Somebody's burning their ham. >> It's hot. [laughter] >> YOU [ __ ] HOT. >> NO. JEFFY, there's no need for that line. You got it. Jeffy, you stop that right now. Jeffy, don't you don't >> I got this. >> [screaming]
4:49 >> You broke Jeffy's leg. >> I wonder who that could be. Hello. Oh, it's movie Bowser. How are you doing? Uh, why are you in a giant ice block? >> Because Peach froze me before I could get here. She thinks I'm going to destroy the 5-year special, but I'm technically not going to. Look, Bowser, I just don't really think this is going to work. This whole thing is just going to get ruined or something and you'll regret doing it. Oh no, you're just jealous. Movie Bowser. Everything's going to be perfectly fine. >> Hey Bowser, hurry up. We're ready now. >> Oh, I better go now. But you better melt yourself out of that thing. Let's get the show on the road.
5:34 I did warn him. Is that everyone, Spongebob? Yep, that's everyone on the list. Okay, everyone into the front room. Let's get this picture ready. Uh, problem, Bowser. Uh, what? Huh? Uh, too tight. We can't fit everyone there. I bet we could. Come on, push. Larry, would you cut it out? We need to go somewhere bigger. How about the beach Bus? Yeah, the beach. That could work. Well, thinking, Boom Boom. All right, everyone. This way TO INCH BEACH. [screaming] ELVIS. >> WHOA. ELVIS, are you okay? [screaming] >> My leg.
6:20 >> Okay, Sully, hop on in. >> Nope. >> Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Where you going, >> Mikey? There's a scream shortage. We're walking. >> Walking? >> NO. NO. NO. MY BABY. LOOK, she needs to be driven. My baby. I'll call you. >> All right, everyone. This way. I will be at Inch Beach in no time. >> Excuse me. Sorry. Get out of the way. Sorry. Coming through. [music] >> Hey, look, boy. There's a sail down here. Yeah, I noticed. Excuse me. Coming through. >> All right, everyone. We made it to In Beach. Now, everyone got around. All right, everyone. Okay, Patrick, you over there. Knuckles over there. Um, Donald Trump there. Oh, your majesty right over here. You get to sit in the middle.
7:05 Uh-oh. What is it, kids? It's him. What is it? Oh, King Co. Relax, Bowser. We're not going to infect you or anything. How How are you still alive? Relax. We managed to redeem him, and now he won't attack us anymore. Right, Puppet Source? >> Yeah, he won't attack us anymore. Uh, can we just get this done already? I have a clarinet practice soon. Ah, pop off Squidward. Uh, get careful. I'm always careful, Dad. See? Piece of cake. I set the timer for about 30 seconds. All right, everyone. Stand in together. >> What? What did Harry and Mark do? Way up
7:52 there. >> Let's go back. Harry, >> shut the door. >> Shut it, mom. >> Do you think maybe we should go up and help them? Oh, no. I don't think so. Look, the rope up there is about to snap at any moment. Wait, what? >> GO BACK. GO BACK. Go back. Okay. >> In three, two, one. >> Well, at least the camera's in one piece. Or not.
8:38 >> [laughter] >> Hey, stop that monkey. >> Well, this is just perfect. Like, great. This whole thing's ruined now. Maybe we could try again in another 5 years. No, no, no. Wait. No, no, no. Come on. Come on. Come back. It'll be fine, guys. It'll be [music] fine. It'll be not by no. Come on, Bowser. Just cheer up a little. I'm sure it's going to be fine. You were right, movie Bowser. This whole
9:23 thing was a mistake. Should have listened to you. And now our 5year anniversary is just ruined. I know what I have to do now. Well, um, it looks like the 5year anniversary has been cancelled. I'm sorry everyone. I mean, like we could try again next year or another 5 years, but um I mean like come on. I mean, it's not going to be that big of a deal, right? Yeah. Listen to Spongebob, guys. It It's just a mistake. We could try again. Hey. >> Huh? >> It's you. What do you want? Okay. Um,
10:08 listen guys, I know it was kind of a bit of um um I know it was an accident and all, but uh I didn't really mean for any of this to happen. So, >> listen, this is not the way I pictured it, but give me one more chance. [ __ ] off. >> Get him. Ow. OW. OW. OW. THOSE ARE HARD. OH, that hurts. >> Uh-oh. [screaming] [groaning] >> Wait. Release him. >> Oh, you're just lucky. Princess Peach is nice. Otherwise, we would have beaten the [ __ ] out of you. Spongebob, quit it.
10:56 Yes ma'am. What makes you think that this [ __ ] is going to scare you? Oh. Oh, drama. Well, Bowser, go on. [sighs] Look, I I just was feeling a little jealous of my normal counterpart, but I later realized what a mistake I've done. Look, I'm sorry for all I did, but let's go back to down to the beach. We still have an anniversary and a group photo to finish. He's right. We should go all go down. Let's Let's go now.
11:41 Well, [laughter] it looks like the anniversary is ruined. Bowser, wait. Huh? Spongebob, guys, what are you all doing back here? I I thought you were You left. Look, movie Bowser explained everything and it was his fault. What? Look, I I'm sorry for what I did, normal Bowser. It's just a I was kind of just jealous of you all this time, but look, I'm I understand that. I like it's all forgiven, right, son? Yep, it sure is. Dad, what the? You have a son too.
12:27 Now they're not only two Bowsers, but two Bowser Juniors. I'm very impressed. Well, now that was taken care of. But like, how are we going to take a picture if the camera is broken? What does a broken camera compare to everyone here together? We're all family. You're right, Movie Bowser. With all of us together, nothing can break apart. When you wish upon a star, Well, don't just stand there. Sing with me. Anything [music]
13:17 [music] your heart desires will come to you. [music] I knew this was going to happen. If your heart is in [music] your dream, no request is too [music] extreme. When you wish upon a star as [music] do [music] the We [music and singing] will see [music]
14:08 like a bull out of the [music] blue. Fate steps in and sees you through [music] your wish upon a star. Yeah. [music] [singing] Heat. [music] Oh, [music]
15:05 heat heat. >> [music] >> Heat. Heat. [music] [music] >> [music] >> Heat up [music] here.
15:55 >> [music] [music] >> Okay. [music] >> Oh, we sure are. Let's kick it. If you like chicken nuggets, then you got to sing along. If you like chicken nuggets, this is your favorite song. If you like chicken nuggets, then you got to sing along. If you like chicken nuggets, this is your favorite song. [music] Chicken nugget chick
16:42 yeah. Chick [music] yeah. Chicken [music] nugget. [singing] [music] >> That was actually pretty good. What do you think? Yeah, I suppose it was. Yeah.
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18:39 >> HUH? [laughter] Try it.
