Ramble 450: I Know You Normally Don't Associate Metallica's "One" With Romance....

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1:31 break. I was like I'm mortified. I mean I could kind of handle the zombies but the yellow eyes at the end when he turn when he looked back. That was the creepiest part. That's part got me every time. And you know it's coming and you know it's going to happen and it still gets you. By the way, this I would watch it through my fingers and it would still scare the [ __ ] out of me. This is a geeks guide to pop culture by the way. Um we are the Ramble podcast. Uh we have geeks. comedian and cancer fighter taco hatw wearer. I don't know Eddie what the significance of taco is. Do you? I don't know. It just looks cool. Taco. I don't know. I don't taco's pretty cool. I like taco. Taco taco. Jerry Roach right there. We got the one and only comedian podcaster Eddie Pence. There it is. My brother from another motor. Um, we're gonna Here we go. We're going to do this for you now. By the way, email the ramble ramblethe ramplepod.com. Give

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3:03 big one today. We got a big one. It's the Geek Out, of course. Sure. We're going to have a finger blast song of the day. I think I picked an easy one. I cheated. I really cheated. I picked a controversial one. I picked one that uh it's um Ace of Spades. We'll see. No, no, no, no. We'll see. One by Metallica. That is what I picked. You shut up. Holy [ __ ] I got it on the second guess. You got it on the second try. Second try. I was won by Metallica. I can't wait to hear this. Dude, there's a rhythm to that. There's a Yeah, that's what I That's why I picked it. I can't believe you guessed it.

3:48 Mine's an easy one. You're okay. So th now this is your must listen segment of the show is hearing Eddie now defend how do you don't have to defend it to me. I'm ready to finger blast the one by Metallica but as we're going to geek out. We're going to finger blast the best around this is easy too. I think the Beverly Hills Cop 2 soundtrack but I think it's fascinating. The best song in this for me is and then we're going to make the Super Nintendo game. It should have been. We're making a video game out of the Warren G and Nate Dog song, Regulate. So, a lot going on out there. Welcome to the Ram. There's a lot going on. I

4:34 finished my pre-order today. I'm all done. So, tomorrow I will go pick up my Switch, too. I'm very [ __ ] excited. Wow. Are you Mario Kart? Are you rest of the day just Mario Karton? God, I wish I could. I might I just might. There's going to be a lot of it. I might stream it at nine o'clock at night uh Cali time when it's when I'm actually able to get home with it. What is the game that's that is coming out for it that you're looking forward? Is there have they announced a big game coming out for it that you're looking forward to? Right now it's a Mario Kart. There's a new Donkey Kong, which is like the Donkey Kong 64 one. It's going to be more of like a Super Mario 64 type game as opposed to the regular sides scrolling Donkey Kong. So, I'm excited for that. But that's it. I mean, Metroid Prime 4

5:20 is the given. That's the given. Are they working on a new Zelda game for it? I no idea. I hope they are. I'm hoping I'm hoping that's a surprise crit this Christmas. Like, guess what, [ __ ] Tada! Booya! Here we go. That's a lot to ask though because there's been kind of a blitz of really great Zelda games. So, I can't imagine that they'd have, you know, I would love it though if they had something for Christmas. If it was just reeling in a rocket, ready to go, I would be [ __ ] Is Zelda starting to go the way of Police Academy for you? Is it getting to the point where like, okay, we could stop doing these now? No. Never. Never. Because police academy never stopped. Police Academy never got there.

6:05 Even though Even though they lost the Goots, they kept going. Mission to Moscow. Has several Oscars that could have been handed out. Has Zelda lost the Goots and their version of the They're just getting better. It's weird. It's like It's like with Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom, it's like they just got the Goots. It's like they just signed the Goots to Zelda. It's like they started with Mission to Moscow and they're working backwards. That's That's what's happening here. You know, can I tell you my dream Zelda game? Sure. I would want here, hear me out on this. A complete remake of the very first one that we had. Okay. Okay. But it's made to look just like that booklet for the

6:51 game. Remember how it looked like it was part of a cartoon? [ __ ] Yeah. If it's just give Oh my god. I wonder why they've never done a remake of the original Zelda. I know. I would love that. And it's in a different in a different in a different form. Yes, that would be so [ __ ] cool. That's my dream is if they remake the first one, but they do it where it looks like the cell-shaded because I remember feeling jipped when I got the game thinking, is there is this like a [ __ ] cartoon movie in Japan? When I saw the Zelda booklet, I was this is [ __ ] incredible. Where are they? Hear me out, Nintendo. Remake Zelda the original. Yes. In that version. And the little disc thing, the little thing, the little game case for the Switch. Make that

7:36 gold. A shiny little gold thing. Who's upset by this? It's a billion dollar idea. Who's upset by this? Jesus Christ. Who's upset by this? My god. Lines for days around the block. Days, man. Gee, did the New York Knicks get rid of their coach too quick? Uh, yeah, cuz they were what, a laughingtock of the league like three years ago? He got to the [ __ ] Eastern Conference Finals and now they're they were in the Eastern Conference Finals and kind of clawed back after what happened to them. Everyone wants to make fun of sports futility, especially the Cowboys. And dude, the Knicks have like what 20 years on the Cowboys as far more than 20

8:21 [Music] more than I mean they were they were at least competitive in the early mid 90s. what they go last final years. They lost to the Spurs with John Starks missing both free throws and and uh they've been a joke ever since. It's crazy. It's crazy. And they were kind of a joke when they were competitive because everybody knew they were never going to win. They're going to blow it. And now they get I I It's weird. [ __ ] weird now. Look at that sports talk, baby. Look at us. Look at us. Um, now the geek out. It's time, Eddie. My goodness. Okay, I'm doing something ridiculous. Yeah. So, first of all, and it's there's a reason, as you

9:08 know, this game should sponsor the Ramble with how much I promote it. Claire obscure fish 33. I'm I'm loving this game so much. And the main hook of it is parrying on defense, right? Okay. and doing certain button mashes on offense to get certain. It's [ __ ] fantastic. But it's gotten me delusional, Eddie, and I'm thinking I can play Street Fighter again. Oh, like I have Street Fighter 6. Had it since it came. Never touched it, right? Just so I bought it when it came out. Now I I finally downloaded it and I'm like, I'm gonna get smothered. I'm gonna play some [ __ ] 10-year-old from [ __ ] you know, Japan is gonna beat the [ __ ] off me in 10 seconds. But I'm part of me is

9:57 thinking, hey, I get these parries. You think you can get back in the ring? I think I could get back in this game. I think I can You can pull You can pull a George Foreman back in the George Foreman Street Fighter. Or is he going to go like Bernard Hopkins? It's going to get knocked out of the ring. I'm gonna get physically knocked out of the ring. Like, it's gonna be I I I it just I'm feeling it though, man. I'm feeling it. I'm gonna start playing Street Fighter 6. I'm going to start I know I I don't even know who the [ __ ] in it. I I know Ken and Ryu, obviously. I don't know who the [ __ ] else. Dawson, I think Blanca is probably still there. Zonke is probably still there. I Is it going to matter? It's gonna matter. Who was your go-to? Street Fighter. I was never I never really played a lot of Street Fighter. Were you a Mortal Kombat guy? I more I

10:44 played more of the Mortal Kombat. Who were you in Mortal Kombat? Who's the guy the the the I [ __ ] can't remember his name when we played it every day in college. The guy that would throw the ice. The ice guy. Subzero. Subzero. That was my guy too. I was Subzero. Subzero guy. Uh a little bit of Kung Lao, the guy who had the the the razor blade helmet hat. That guy in part two. And then uh big in Street Fighter. I I was o pretty okay with Ken. Okay. And then uh I tried to get good with Guile but never could. Always wanted to be good. I guess when I played the few times I did play Street Fighter was Ken, I think. Yeah, I liked Ken. I like Ken because he did the little [ __ ] talk this move. Yeah. But before the match, you got him do that thing. I like that. And so that's what I

11:30 did to your girl last night. Yeah, that's what I did to you. That's what I'm going to do to you. So, but I'm I'm I'm trying to jump in again. I'm like, I can do this. I'm going to play I'm going to start playing competitive. You're ready. You're ready. I'm going to start doing this as a competitive. I'm doing this. I'm going to get I'm back in the game, Eddie. I would focus all your effort and energy into Street Fighter. Trying to like go to Vegas for the annual tournament. Absolutely. Absolutely. In like Kingpin. Do this Kingpin style. But this is why this is why you survived cancer. This is why you survived cancer. To do this to do this. to just get slaughtered in Street Fighter 2 to leave to leave everything behind. Andrea, the apartment, everything. The cats probably kid

12:16 Probably if you have a kid's like, "Nah, sorry. Too [ __ ] bad." You know how pissed would Andrea be if after everything she's been through with you, you sit her down and go, "Look, I feel I feel God saved me from cancer. I turned religious to move to Vegas to play Street Fighter six competitively. Six competitively. It has nothing to do with you. I appreciate everything you did to get me through this, but I I just have to I need you to know that my purpose now is Street Fighter 6 competitively. And pussy's [ __ ] is just gonna hold gonna cloud me. Yeah. It's going to hold me back. It's so you know it's it's this isn't a

13:04 a goodbye. It's a I'll see you later, right? It's it's Audrea. I'm gonna see if I can get her in here. I think this is a question that needs to be answered by her. I think she should answer this. Hun. See, I don't know if she heard. It's gonna be tough. Taking a [ __ ] She probably taking I might have to go off camera. to to get her. So, give me one second. I have to use the phone. I mean, because I You're right, Eddie. This needs to be answered. It was I need to know what ultimate betrayal that would I mean, is it? Or is she letting you do what you were put on this earth to do? Or is she finally becoming a good partner, right?

13:50 Is she finally turning into, oh, okay, I get it. I get him. This is bigger than this is bigger than us. This is bigger than me. This is bigger than him. This is bigger than everything. I have to do this. Competitive Street Fighter six in Vegas. And what if she leaves everything to just come and be with me? You know what I mean? Like she knows. But you can't have that because you don't you can't have that distraction. And I tell her, you tell her that you can't be here. You stay here and you wait for me. You tell her to wait for you. You wait here. And if you if I don't you don't move on. You wait for me and I may come back. I may come back if if you're lucky, lady. What the hell? Here we go. Okay. Okay.

14:39 Okay. All right. This has to be Yeah. Yeah. It's okay. She's taking a dump. She's taking a [ __ ] Huge dump. Absolutely. thinking [ __ ] like six or seven wiper just the [ __ ] huge dump she's taking. Hun. Hello. Is that you? Oh, I thought that was you. It was Marley opening the door. I beckoned you to the room because I have a question for you for the podcast. It's imperative if you can make it. Pause it. Pause it. Pause it. She's taking a [ __ ] We can't pause. She's watching Chopped. Pause. Chopped. Pause it. Come on. This is more important than chopped. Well, we we need to answer it live. So, come get in here. Okay, fine. Yeah. Did

15:25 you hear this attitude? Wow. He just blamed our She just blamed our cat for taking a huge dump. And isn't that funny? We were saying she was taking a huge dump, right? She's blaming the litter box, right? She's blaming the litter box. Oh, it's the litter box that smells. So, look, we're acknowledging all you've done. You've been the best partner. I'm here. I'm I'm fighting and being there's at least you there's at least three times we know she saved your life. Three times. At least three times we know you saved my life. What would what would your reaction be if I if I told you that after you deliver our child? I've

16:11 been you, the cat, the baby. It's too much of a distraction. I have to be a competitive Street Fighter 6 player. So, I'm moving to Las Vegas. And you should wait for him. You should wait for me. Like, wait for me. Okay. Okay. First of all, I am half expecting that to happen. Oh my god. Wow. have Street Fighter in my mind. Maybe it was like different games, but yeah, I'm half expecting that. So, are you ready to support that? So, you agree Jerry was saved from cancer to pursue this? So, Eddie says you agree Jerry was saved by saved from cancer by God to do this if you were half expecting it.

17:01 You're on your own. We're We're breaking up. I'd rather be I know we're breaking up because I'm telling you we're breaking up right in the end. You should still wait. [ __ ] We're breaking up in this scenario. I'm sending you to Splitzville because I have to go do this. I just want to know how you But you should wait for him regardless. But you should wait for me. Like be a a true part. Yes. I'm like 400 years old already. Wow. Stop it. You I I get back the kid's eight. I've got a little walking money from winning all these bunch of Street Fighter 6 tournaments. You'll be begging to take him back then. Begging to take him back. Why? Look, will you allow me one chick? Like one groupy during the during the event. Just a stress relief. A stress relief. That's all. You can have a

17:48 hundred if you can find Whoa. Well, all right. Not as nice as I want it to go. Eddie, what do you have to geek out over? Not as much as that, but I found this little thing at a GameStop. Oh my god, that's awesome. I [ __ ] love Dead Deadshot's one of my all-time favorite DC comic book characters. And this is like a straight from the comic books. That's [ __ ] And straight from the 80s comic books, right? Yeah. Straight from like Suicide Squad from the 80s. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Oh, it's just a gorgeous McFarland figure. That's a magnificent piece of work right there.

18:33 Again, sometimes Mc McFarland it does they don't always hit but when they do they're [ __ ] gold. Look at that thing. Jesus Christ. [ __ ] be. He's got all He's got different guns, you know, you can put on the thing. Looks like he's shooting different hands. So when you display all these Yeah. Will DC and Marvel have different areas or are you going to put them all as one? As of now on my shelves that I do have some displayed on. My top shelf is all DC. I got some Superman's, Green Lanterns, a couple Batman. My sh The shelf below that is uh G.I. Joe. All G.I. Joe. Oh. And then I got Marvel. And then the fourth shelf is Star Wars. Look at that. So I kind of have them all separated into separate shelves. I just don't have enough room to put them all out. And then your

19:21 bootleg that you made yourself saved by the bell figures. Where do they go? That is that go those actually go on my desk around my computer. So I can look at them while I'm on my computer. Every day. Every day. Every day. Let me see that dead shot again. That thing's [ __ ] gorgeous. It's [ __ ] gorgeous. Look at that. Damn. It's a great Deadshot. Such an underrated character. Very much so. In in DC in comic books in general. In comic book lore. Yeah. Oh, that's such an underrated. Done no justice by Will Smith. Oh. Or the Suicide Squad film. I didn't even see the movie. I didn't even bother. Doesn't know justice. I And I didn't care what I didn't care

20:06 what color he was. It wasn't cuz Will Smith was not white. It was the character was not [ __ ] that. What I remember from Deadsh though, he's not a complete psycho like Bullseye. Right. No, he's not a sociopath like Bullseye. Right. Right. He's a He's got a conscience. He's more of like what if Hawkeye were just an even bigger [ __ ] Isn't that basically pretty much an arrogant prick? Yeah. But not not a sociopath, right? Him versus Bullseye be a hell of that. You tune in for that. I mean, Bullseye might have the upper leg just because Bullseye is a [ __ ] psycho. He doesn't care. He just doesn't care. The only That's the only way Daredevil could beat him as a [ __ ] was throw off a [ __ ] building. Yeah, because it's that's just all he can do. It's Oh, man.

20:53 [ __ ] incredible. That's [ __ ] awesome. Um, here we go. The finger. Now, what you've all been waiting for, the finger blast song of the day. I'm gonna kick it off so we can get right to Eddie's here. I'm cheating. But how have we never done Slow Hand by the Pointer Sisters? Wow. Didn't even think about that. Come on. It doesn't touch. Oh, [ __ ] That's a good one. Altimer. That's an all-timer. Didn't even think Lionel Richie hit himself with a [ __ ] I could have that could have been me right in that finger. That could have been that would have taken I would have taken everybody else off the Mount Rushmore. It just would have been all Richie up there. When it comes to love, I want a slow.

21:39 I mean, she's The song is asking for her to be finger blasted. It is a song about finger banging. You come finger bang me. Yeah, that's it. Go slow. Go slow with that slow hand and Should it be a national anthem? Should children sing that at ball games? I think so. Who shouldn't, right? I think for this country now anyway, because what's the point? Well, now with who our president is. I mean, my god, it's just nothing matters anymore. I want a man with a slow hand. I want a lover with an easy touch. I want somebody who will spend some time not come and go in a heated rush. I want somebody who will understand. When it comes to love, I want a slow hand. They She's asking to get finger blasted. Jesus Christ. Mhm.

22:27 Yeah. [Music] Now, let's get into Darkness is visiting me. All that I see. I can't believe you guessed my I cannot believe you guessed it on the second shot. That's f all those listening, watching at home. We promise this is not kayfape. This is That's crazy. I mean, I got the lyrics all I had the lyrics right like it's crazy that you picked that Metallicus one. That was a And I knew it was controversial. Yes. Wow. So, but I mean, listen to these deep down. Maybe it means deep down that I wanted finger blast to to one. I I think you should listen to these lyrics. Hold my breath as I wish for death. Oh, God. Oh, please

23:12 God, wake me. Now the world is gone. I'm just one. Oh God help me. Hold my breath as I wish for death. Oh please God help me. And then you go into darkness imprisoning me. All that I see absolute horror. I cannot live. I cannot die. Trapped in myself body my holding cell. So what? So think about this like this dude has lost his limbs. Everything. What's what? There's one way to please this person. One way. Finger blast the hell out of this dude's [ __ ] That's all he's got left is his [ __ ] That's all he's got left is to get finger blasted. That's it.

23:59 That's I mean landmine has taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing, taken my arms, taken my legs, taken my soul. Left me with life in hell. Can't even scratch his nuts ever again. Can't even scratch his nuts. And yeah, do this. Do a favor. Give him a handy while you finger blast. If all Imagine all three pointer sisters working him. Oh, dude. Boy, I bet he'd remember everything then, huh? Huh? Oh, boy. I And [Music] it's that opening guitar [Music] lick. How are you not already before they even start singing? And then you're just warmed up. be like darkness

24:46 imprisoning me. See, that's It needs a like I don't know if it needs a a wing, but there needs to be like in the Finger Blast Hall of Fame, there needs to be like um a like a two-month residency for something like One by Metallica. Yeah. Right. Does that make sense? Yeah. Where you going? And again, it's not it's not something you can whip out at any time. It's not a it's not a No, no, no, no. Like Pointer Sisters, Lionel Richie, you can bring them out anytime. Like you got to find Slow Hand. You're selling Slowhand T-shirts at the gift shop. It's an alltimer. People are when you go to

25:32 the Finger Blast concert, that's you're expecting to hear. You better hear Slowhand or you're going to [ __ ] riot, right? But I think like you give one like a two-month residency. Yeah. Just I bet And I bet it's popular. I bet it's more popular. I bet it's popular. And I bet it Yeah, I bet it gets more popular than people expected it to be. I think it should. It really should. Um, man, here we go. Now we go to the best around. Eddie, let's bring this up. So, I I'm not even going to remember a lot of these, I don't think. Uh, the best around. Beverly Hills Cop 2. Where do we stand on this as a movie? I know. That's where I'm at. I wanted to

26:19 love it. It didn't hurt nearly as much as Crocodile Dundee Tube. No, it did not. I I remember why I saw it. I saw it. My mom took me to go see it. Yep. And we're sitting there in the theater and it's the first time I ever said the f- word in front of my mom because we're sitting there and remember we're in the oil field and I think uh Tagert someone is it Tagert or is it he's somebody's got the rocket launcher and it blows up the truck, right? And he goes, "Fuck Rambo." Right? That's that's his line. He's like, "Fuck Rambo." Because he's got the [ __ ] rocket launcher, right? And my mom goes, "What did he say?" Cuz she couldn't hear it. And I was like I lean over like, "Fuck Rambo. You're like, and I was like, it was just

27:04 so weird cuz she just leaned back and just kept watching. I was like, I just said [ __ ] to my mom. [ __ ] Rambo, man. Yeah, I not a great film. Very disappointing. And also cuz one is just so good. One one's great from beginning to end. One is, you could say, is is is very close to a perfect comedy, action comedy. I mean, just from the the way it opens up with the Pointer sister song and the truck going through the [ __ ] streets. Oh, if Detroit, what a way to open a movie and then you go you go he goes to Beverly Hills and he's like that he's the fish on water in Beverly Hills and then you got uh Balky is in the [ __ ] art. No, I cannot. No,

27:49 I cannot smell to make him a [ __ ] cappuccino or whatever. And it's just I just felt like this one was just trying to copy the same beats but not as well. As a little kid, I remember dying laughing when he goes, "Get the [ __ ] out of here. No, I cannot." Like I was like, "This is brilliant." like Serge was, but everything about the first one was because it really the whole thing with um his two guys of course Judge Reinhold and the other actor I don't know why I'm Billy and Billy and uh Tagert. Yeah, man. You really believe that they don't like Axel Foley until Yeah. they get to

28:36 know him? Yeah. Like you really believe that they they they I like how Billy and Tagert start to gradually well Billy easier, but I like especially how Tagert starts to gradually like him. Like I I think you and they see he's doing the right thing and he they need to follow him because he's doing what is right. I mean, I would I would think the actor who played Tagert was so good in that first film that if you were to ask him, was there a secret about your character that you didn't tell anybody that only you knew and he would say he hated black people? You know what I mean? I guarant right. And he and he literally Foley was able to break all of his, you know what I mean? Like misconceptions about race. He I guarantee it's it's just it's

29:24 Tagert's and that's why I love the Tagert character and I I just love his dynamic with Foley and like it's just it was [ __ ] great. But you you don't have that in Bless Cop 2 and that's that was so that was so much what the first one was. Yes. It's not supposed to be nice to a black guy. Like it was this Detroit cop going to Beverly Hills and not meshing with how he what they do and how he works. And then but after that's gone, what you don't have another movie. There's no sequel there. What was surprising about the first Beverly Hills cop was how uh the boss, why am I forgetting the chief, the one who got shot at the beginning of part two, the the chief in of Beverly Hills, how he's actually the only one who treats Foley with more respect than at the beginning. You think he's going to be like the but

30:10 he's just so he doesn't like Foley because he's so by the book. Yes, that's the only different like but he actually he can because he knows that he's a good cop and he gets it. He sees that right. He can't do that here. He can't do that here. It's just [ __ ] great. Now the soundtrack is through the roof. We've talked about this. And they got the bad guy that looks like Vlad Vladimir Putin. Vladimir Putin. The bad guy. [ __ ] Yeah. And he I mean, come on. What else do you need? You have the Mike. It's I think the the funniest I I couldn't stop laughing at the we're not going to fall for any banana in the tail. Are you not going to fall for a banana in the tail

30:55 fight? It's got to be have some more emphasis, bro. They're like, "Look, man. I fall for no banana, but my tail [ __ ] kills me, man. Fuck." But Beverly Hills Cop 2 is fascinating because it should have been better and it wasn't. Yeah. And I I just don't know if you can tell the story because what what made the first one great is all those relationships and working through those relationships. If anything, bring Tagert and Billy to Detroit, you know what I mean? Like do so, you know? Don't go back to Beverly Hills, right? Um, but what I what I thought was interesting was the best song I think of the soundtrack is the worst song this guy's ever done and it's Bob Seager Shakedown. It's the main song. Shake down. Break

31:41 down. You [ __ ] It's a terrible song, but it's his best the best one of this. Isn't that weird? Like I think that is a terrible and I'm a Bob Seager guy. I'll give Bob Seager all the [ __ ] Do you know you know that went to number [ __ ] one? Well, Shakedown was number one. Shakedown was number one, you know. And the only reason I say I don't I don't count this because George Michaels I Want Your Sex. That was not really for that album. That was already a song. Yeah, that was already I mean it was a third hit from the soundtrack, but it was on his It was a So like Bob Seager didn't have a [ __ ] Shakedown album all about, you know what I mean? Like Yeah. Like cuz you got Shakedown, Bob Seager, Be There by Ally Willis in Warrior Sisters had another

32:27 song. Corey Hart had one, I think. Like, hold on. Hold on. I I I think I got to go sh Better Way, Love Hate, Cross My Broken Heart, 36 Lovers, I can't stand it. Look, if it were, it's no question I want your Sex Doors, Michael, right? Like, no qu like that is objectively the best song to buy on this soundtrack. I would have I would agree. Shakedown. But but as far as like the songs that you associate with that movie, with that movie, it's got to be Shakedown. Sad. It's fascinating how Bob Seager can get the gold with with his worst song. With his worst song, he can still bring home a gold medal. Like, and what is that? Is that

33:12 like literally I think what this the purpose of that song? That is something that like a 60something white guy in a pool hall [ __ ] to. That's probably the peak of shake, right? Or would you agree? He's probably he's probably getting like a half hard [ __ ] from a hooker paid 20 bucks, too. Skull a skull guy who's who's even like his grandkids don't want to talk to him. Like it's not even his kids. His grandkids want nothing to do with him. Like and he's got to pay some some used up, right? And he does this dance. Every white guy in a pool hall that that's how he [ __ ] too. He [ __ ] with those moves. That little blues. There's some shitty blues song. He just does that dance. Like that's the one go-to dance for every white guy in the pool. And that's how he bangs. That's it. There it is. I think that's shake

33:58 down. Shake down. Break down. You busted. It's terrible. Terrible. It's so bad. But then like it's the best. H. It's so weird. It's so weird. God damn. We got to watch Beverly Hills copy. Do you think Cody seen that? No. Did you see? I'm just guessing. No. No. Did you see the new one? I didn't see the Netflix one. I didn't see it. It now it's it it's the Force Awakens. It's the Force hitting all the old notes. Oh, yeah. It's The Force Awakens, but it's good because everybody's gets to be funny in it, right? It's it's it's good. It's But it is a thousand% The Force Awakens. I never saw three. There was a three, wasn't there? There was four. I missed three as well. I missed three. It was

34:45 really bad. And I was like, uh, so I've only seen one, two in this most recent one. And I I the most recent was a lot of fun. It and it but it is it's again it's the Force Awakens from Beverly Hills Cop. But it's it's now here we go, Eddie. It's time the Super Nintendo game. Warren G and Nate Dog regulators up. So let's before we go any further. Yeah. To those who might not know the premise of the song

35:30 is Warren G. I believe. Is it all? Is it Warren? Does Warren G do everything? I think Warren G meets some women, right? Yeah, I believe. Uh and and he's it's like, "Oh, we're gonna we're gonna fuck." Yeah. Right. And we're gonna It's Let's get it on. We're getting it on. Right. No, no, no. Never mind. Time out. Time out. No, no, no, no. Sorry. Warren G is just out for the night and Nate Dog is driving around Long Beach. Okay, Nay Dog is out looking for Poon. He's looking to find Warren G, but he finds Pune instead. He's he he comes across Pune instead of Warren G. Warren G is just out minding his own business. Mind his own business. And then Warren G finds some

36:17 dudes on the on shooting dice. So I said, "Well, let's do it." And they jumped out. And it turns out they're mugging him. Okay. And so So is this all the be the opening screen? the opening video before the game starts. And so now Nay Dog has to go find save Warren G. See, that's what I'm wondering. It's like so but here's so in the song Nog Nog finds Warren G. Okay. Okay. Right. And then um they murdered him. Nate Dog shows up. Nate Dog shows up. Takes a few shots. I think he, you know, I'm sure tosses a gun to Warren G. They kill all these

37:05 guys. Okay. And but Nate Dog's like, "Oh, by the way, you know, there's [ __ ] like a block and a half down. If you want to go [ __ ] you go get some [ __ ] right?" Until they just go to a hotel. The next stop is the East Side Motel. So, do we just take the old the original version of Double Dragon and just sort of lay over? That's what I'm wondering. Like, is it just lay over Nate Dog and Warren G on the Double Dragon. So should it So what I'm what I'm questioning to you is do does each level do they take on guys and then there's one freak they [ __ ] at the end of each level, right? But you have to collect all of them and then at the end

37:51 there's like eight or nine chicks you [ __ ] Yeah. There's like Yeah. You get what I'm saying? Well, then you have to fight each other to get all the chicks. Like Double Dragon. Yeah, like Double Dragon. So, so instead of the one instead of the one girl you're both fighting over, you're fighting over eight or nine. Like an entire [ __ ] eight or nine. An entire gaggle of hookers. Or who goes second? The loser. Yeah. Who goes second? Go second. Yeah. Who gets the sloppy seconds? Here's the important question, Eddie. Yeah. Just because of the song. Yeah. Is Michael McDonald a hidden playable character? Is he the final boss? I don't know if he's the final boss or a playable. I I'm trying to figure this out because there

38:37 is no regulate without Okay, [ __ ] no. Okay, how about this? You You have to buy when you buy the warrant. When you buy the CD with the song on it, it comes with a code that you can now download the Michael McDonald skin to play with as to play in the game. So, you have to buy the soundtrack to the game and then you unlock Michael McDonald and then you can unlock Michael McDonald with a special code. We're not anymore. Okay. Okay. Things will never be the same again. How great. And the and the key is if you get to the final stage with Michael McDonald, all the women just want him anyway. So there's no final battle. You don't have to fight any. They're just [ __ ] Michael McDonald. They're just [ __ ] Michael McDonald.

39:25 Is he like more of a vulgar character? Like cuz like Nate Dog and Warren G just kill the guys, right? Yeah. But like does Michael McDonald just like rip off their dicks? I think he's he's just he's barehanding them. He's just ripping them apart and taking like heads off. He's super oped. He's like curb stomping. He's doing Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat fatalities left and right on these guys. Okay, we're good. We're not anymore. I mean, wow. Huh? Yeah. Is this

40:11 now is this now I'm asking is this a sequel or a pre has to be a sequel then. And now do we get a prequel game or was there already a ride like the wind game where you were Christopher Cross and Michael McDonald trying to make it to Mexico or do we do a crossover? Oh, or could this be like Turtles in Time where just Warren G and Nate Dog regulating throughout different eras in history and like maybe that's it. Maybe they [ __ ] a different they pick up a different chick from you know the cave every decade. Every decade, right? And then MC I like this. I mean the same thing though just like Double Dragon but mix some time travel rental. Are you buying this? I'm

40:58 buying this. This is because you wanna you want to down you want to get the code to download Michael McDonald. You're [ __ ] if you rent it. You can't get Michael. You're [ __ ] You don't want you don't want to do that. No, you're you're buying this. And is the cover just both like Warren G and Nate Dog on the cover like Double Dragon, but then you just see a silhouette of Michael McDonald behind it. That's exactly it. That there it is. like a profiled silhouette of I mean what a game. I'm buying this thing. I'm buying it. I'm buy I'm buying two. I'm buying one to play, one to keep sealed forever. Yeah. Right. Appreciate like hell for sure. Jesus. What a R. My goodness. You know where to find us. You know where to love us. Please do this

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42:30 [Music] Huh? Huh? Oh no. Oh no. Do we do should we do a video game of the Kenny Rogers uh video game? Oh, Six-Pack the video game. I think that needs to happen. We did the sequel. We made the sequel. Why not the video game?