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0:00 it's time for Broly Dragon Ball Z Broly I just heard a ringing was that was that my voice ricocheting off my can or off my monitor that was weird okay are you all right there bud I heard it it happened I I got a little too loud apparently let's do this how you doing are all owned by FUNimation toy animation fuv and I'm excited for this man please support the official release by the way I love bro as a character I'm Eric I already said my name the South Galaxy okayer never mind never mind okay first of all I was in the bathroom for 5 minutes and now it's all
0:45 gone could have been beerus oh you know that mother's still asleep this is my Xmen told me she would hurt me in a way I'd never see coming why what why South Kai listen I thought she met last Ste my Blu-ray player man we are going to figure this out we need to get whoever did this North all right then listen I got a guy what's his name Goku I'm going to show you I got a guy oh he's in a suit look at that drift we're missing the wedding reception we s through that boring talk about love and junk for 40 minutes just waiting for the banquet I learned how to count up to 40 because of that that's 10 Forest by the
1:31 way and that is exactly why we're here I don't want Gohan ending up the same barely functional Manchild you are and I make sure to schedule this college interview on the same day as the wedding because as we both know getting you into a suit is like trying to give a cat a bath but I like baths don't [Music] stop hold on damn yeah sing it girl you drunk already the reception just started Pig I am a free gaming Master yo he ain't even wearing shoes with his suit man had a skip out on the reception that's okay I have my
2:16 real best man right here oh save it for the honeymoon no that's not all I'm saving is it a techy you know me so well I can a banqu and I find out veget just armor well I'm surprised you came sweetheart an interspecies homosexual marriage I just wanted to see what the gay agenda looked like in person oh my God he does look old so much older than her he does like drastically great to now immigrants truly a liberal Wonderland around here what the do you fools have any idea whose Planet this is oh H Lord Vegeta well good glad we're clear on that to many years Prince Vegeta damn or
3:04 should I say King Vegeta oh he's going to need a new suit never in my life have I needed something so much and never known until I received it oh this is rather unorthodox your son is 11 years old and homeschooled but you say he's at a 12th grade level I'm a teacher first and a mother second also a wife wow I see speaking of your husband Mr Sun Goku was it can you tell us anything interesting about yourself oh sure well uh I'm a Saiyan Goku oh so you're a minority because that could favor your child for enrollment oh uh yes definitely a minority there are only two and a half more like Goku are you there oh hey
3:53 K right not much just a silly school thing no not for me for Gohan um excuse me uh Mr son hold on talking to God wait there are other CS he's very religious about both are did you know we going to talk about one sec I I got to take this I got oh my God magician I love the pop noise that they use for his next trick he will convince you to enroll our son well if he's as in touch with God as you say he is perhaps he could work that miracle [Music] damn you're tell I fig she just going to threaten Violence new planet Vegeta for me to rule over that is exactly what I
4:38 said yes now well then it's official attention everyone your planet is a mud hole for entitled weaklings and you're all worthless I'm going to claim my Birthright but Dad what about cell you must be my name is trunks hello princess trunks I'm not a as my first you shall only call her princess [Laughter] trunks that's amazing that's some space strippers this isn't part of the reception how was he this strong sure just go back into space again at least I'm not pregnant this time [ __ ] I hope I'll drag him back by his non-existent tail if I have to oh my God try too hard
5:31 it's so weird that he still just hangs out with all of them even though he's also there as a baby yeah that would make me feel really odd like I every time I would see myself I'm like this is going to cause a paradox yeah like or something like bro what next thing you know you're going to becoming Your Own Grandpa everybody well I mean at like some point that like that kid's going to grow up and he's going kind of be like a little [ __ ] where he's just like well you let me do this when when I was hanging out with you before like an adult he's too young he's not going to remember dude it's okay I I dude babies babies don't remember [ __ ] until they're like 4ish three-ish I'm just saying though like I guess that begs a good question here okay all right I I don't want to dig too deep into things but like I I just got to ask this right for
6:16 time travel sake right the baby trunks isn't going to grow up to be the adult trunks we're seen different he came from a different and yeah they're the same like the TR we know was raised by Bulma alone and a little bit of Gohan where this trunks will be raised by Bulma Goku Vegeta raised by Vegeta what the [ __ ] are you L lose term of R influence maybe you're the one smoking the reaper not us Goku Supreme gu Almighty what is up with that monkey suit you're wearing that's highly a sir I'm a God bubbles I don't see race
7:02 you fy M he just had that under he was wearing that underneath that's what you're going to find out always be ready now normally I don't involve myself in matters of other guys but South Kai bought me my car so I owe him a favor you seen it it's only got 63 miles on it she's a Buick a Chevrolet balair actually now it's up to you to find out who destroyed South Galaxy Okie do I'll go look for Clues wait look where so I can't breathe in space apparently oh my God you're the Sal of the earth [Laughter]
7:50 Goku and now my Lord behold your magnificent New Kingdom pretty sure when you rule over a planet the planet is your kingdom how wise you are my Lord how about we take a tour of your beautiful new Palace somebody get me a raw egg two shots of Tabasco salt pepper and a gun to shoot myself you know what they say like her before beer you're in the clear like her before Intergalactic travel fill your insights unravel okay oh my god did you destroy South Galaxy there's a South Galaxy forget you heard that no no I'll talk so nice King Vegeta I like that they're
8:38 like making them they're tying it they're tying this movie into the actual storyline like a [ __ ] show now who's this scrawny puke I'm a foot and a half taller than you but whatever what was that hear you from down there speak up boy I can't hear you from up there uh that is my son Broly My Le oh forgive him he's a very passive boy F male got it but for the sake of the Saiyan R he has my blessings to bed princess tro excuse you shut up the bloodline do you even know what you're doing I don't need to I'm King your hair looks like smells like strawberries dad something seems really fishy yeah trunks doesn't even have a womb I see me investigating not that
9:25 curious the planet [ __ ] idiot I just want to make sure if it was you who destroyed South Galaxy stop screening if it was okay I'mma let you go then good luck with your assassing man king So mercenary to Piccolo ten shinhan and that monster peel off and none of them destroy South Galaxy goo I've been trying to tell you for the last two hours go to new Vegeta there's another Vegeta wonder if he's stronger than normal
10:12 Vegeta that man is going to be the death of me this place looked a lot better as a Skyline what happened here and why does it look like the day after tomorrow was yesterday hey over there maybe we can ask One of These Fine adventured servants what's going on oh crap baskets grandfa not podling I just inhaled a little bit of rust oh God no please if you are angry they look chickens without beaks oh my God they do dude he's got a butt for a head oh whatever so uh are you guys slaves or oh
10:58 yeah a couple of SS landed on our planet a few months ago and transported us here against our will and if we step out of line well surprise worth oh [ __ ] time for your hourly beating God this god dude uh no no no no no no that's my name it's actually pronounced d d harder daddy now that one was what you thought it was please I beg you here's but a boy let me take it it's my turn only after you lick my boot oh you monster stop that leave these odd people
11:44 alone we've been beating up children all day long what makes you any different because he's with me okay Kink you we can handle but we're not being paid for crazy we're out and I just bit the inside of my cheek earlier Goku what the heck are you doing here Al so sorry oh just looking for the new Vegeta I followed old Vegeta's energy here and I found you guys Goku new Vegeta is actually just a planet oh now you tell me who names their planet after themselves who do you think idiot that's what I am for buying into this garbage heat please my leash I'm not your your Le you brown-nosing toon you
12:31 promised me a kingdom but I have no subjects no infrastructure and a throne made of wood what am I that face Pope I beg please stay for roughly three maybe three and a half hours and continue wasting my time oh and tell your creepy brat to stop following me what's your power level and stop asking that power level mine's pretty big sh with the voice dude Goku hello Goku have you come to join the rest of your marvelous race or did you just come to see my new Palace it has six towers like a peasant hello what is your power level mine too cool so je I'm actually
13:20 looking for the person who blew up a Galaxy but who would blow up South Galaxy probably someone with a really big power level that's a good point point you've got a good point what's your name Broly good point Broly father it's all alive I know a queensized bed peragus you squalet [ __ ] no paragus has been fabricating this entire planet from its po to its People Princess trunks perhaps okay I'm putting a moratorium on that right now father this psychopath has been enslaving races from other planets to build your kingdom even the greenery is manufactured I feel like Vegeta's not going to care true right my le yes it is like this
14:05 impressive my God you're not the [ __ ] stain of a saying I thought you were thank you my leash god dad you are now my Royal I'm shocked I'm shocked do you want uncut and early reactions to your favorite series that we do here on the channel what about double episodes we have all of that available and more for billies on patreon and members on YouTube your support means the world to us and it allows us to keep doing what we love and keep delivering you the content that you love or will eventually love because Billy is love Billy is life everything's going to be fine Billy everything is going to be fine Billy everything is going to be fine Billy big shoes to fill father what this guy has
14:52 done it's inhuman yes but it's not insane actually we enjy slavery what yes being enslaved and exploited by another stronger strapping race fulfills us completely you know I actually kind of get it although it is strange that he would force us to build a kingdom on a doomed Planet oh God damn it explain [ __ ] stain to hell with this I'll leave the boot licking to the shs well then you have finally unraveled my plan King Vegeta okay this whole wretched Planet will soon be encompassed by the cataclysmic comic kamori wiping it and you out with it I'm confused am I being
15:39 pranked cuz I don't do jokes this is no joke this is my revenge but why because that bastard Vegeta left us both to die sounds like me but that doesn't sound familiar not you you self-absorbed blue blooded snot your father the true king mere days after my son was born they realized his immense power level a Waring 10,000 pretty good yeah well I was like 20,000 is like a sperm so by the magnific the king ordered for him to be executed this is insane freeza's got us paying rent under his boot heel and
16:25 you're just going to murder a Saiyan baby with a power level of 10,000 he's like a trump card if the card literally flipped the table over and shot the other player he would be a great use to Vegeta my son the planet to me yes Napa I require your Tre guidance once more stab the baby are you sure look we've got a meeting with Frieza in 1 hour so either St have the baby or we have to cancel your sex why he dressed he look like Jafar son okay I thought like am I going crazy [Music]
17:11 success son of an AR someone fetch me a better dagger so I may probably stab this baby oh good now it's crying to hell with this just dump him in a hole with his father oh my God was as halfast at murdering us as he was at r in you and with's magnificent power we the of our wait wait wait wait so does this have anything to do with South Galaxy cuz that's kind of why I'm here actually yes you see one night while I was discussing the son of Bardock the scientist the very same that night I uttered a single word that triggered Broly and he suddenly went wild in his
17:59 furious rage he exterminated the South Galaxy in its entirety what was it with damn I why would I was it nonfat no why would it this is ridiculous stop trying to trigger my son freezer with an eye for God's sake first of all par your seed couldn't compare to my own and he's a filthy halfling love you too Dad and second I couldn't care less about any South galaxies all lack thereof so if you're done wasting everyone's time grab your friends grab your [ __ ] and go home Kakarot please do not say that again it was friends wasn't it I said shut it karot please stop saying that name
18:44 father just call him Goku and disrespect my Heritage I will address him with the name given to him by the Glorious Saiyan race Kakarot Kakarot Kakarot yo what see he and he gets it I suggest we all run this prob the [ __ ] it's kind of high just a little bit my man changed the saturation Spectrum pretty good this power pretty good what what is he he is the Legendary Super Saiyan dude you know who else is the Legendary Super Saiyan green because
19:30 it's legendary you said your power level was pretty big right uh-huh why because giry power level Max that is a very large oh God when I woke up this morning for a gay wedding I did not expect this how how is he this strong how many pushup did he do how many what kind of juice did he drink this is not the result of poultry training so dumb this is Destiny for you see Prince Vegeta you're not dealing with the average Saiyan warrior
20:16 anymore no go on trunks damn okay damn it my ja it I only had the one oh mama is going to kill [Music] me oh he whooping all that ass listen Broly I don't want to tell you how to be the Legendary Super Saiyan but you're not supposed to start all out you're supposed to start small and then work up to it I am starting small oh good for you holy crap hey Goku I brought the SHO why there's no way we're going to miss sadism like this God damn my what you
21:06 know here Master's feet oh God yes you want the ultimate punishment yeah then I'll just blow up your planet guys what's our safe word uh I think it was banana no pineapple it wasn't a fruit it was a vegetable BR fruits broy it was br why did we not know our own safe word it was lost to Time Princess DRS please no you lied to me I did no such thing you dirty boy a dir Goku get me off this planet right now I'm serious
21:53 it's okay Gohan going to take this to cell but I'm going to need you to let go and got it leing Gohan where' you Gohan okay Gohan just find that ship we came here on grab everyone else and I should I get sh [Music] Dodge goh Jesus okay damn wrong don't you care if I kill your son H I'd rather you not have dragon balls but that's like a whole day oh my you never met King Kai hey Gohan you're going to meet King
22:44 Kai this unfettered hatred for Kakarot stems from not really hating Kakarot kind of gives me life it All Began oh being ignored when they were but newborn babes their cribs and the Maternity Ward were right beside each other and kakarat cried terrorizing my son and then that's it didn't my father stab him indeed and why doesn't he hate me oh no I hate you well I hated your father and therefore you Broly hates Kakarot because he cried that's actually what it is in this movie hours that is so dumb I know that's really dumb the
23:30 writing though the writing though that's so [Laughter] dumb my power is maximum maximum insan holy strong yeah and to make things worse I think we blew your college submission man this just isn't my day don't worry I think it's your movie Next but Pi help Dodge Gohan are you okay you need some juice did you get into that school you want it doesn't look like
24:18 it how did you his true father when I heard you call how thanks for the ship Piccolo we're taking this [ __ ] to space Vegas [Applause] oh my Lord green man you're new what is your power level it's pretty good I know give me a minute Broly does not like to wait Goku can we beat this guy I don't know I'm sure I'll pull something out my butt and it will be fist let's see how you fair when it's four onone monster uhoh monster Broly is not a monster Broly is oh a genuine demon a true freak the devil
25:03 oh my God he's so [Laughter] godam epic fight SC oh my God this is genius [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] oh bro he didn't even break his [ __ ] running stride [ __ ] what the are you doing back here I don't know what's going on anymore he's so cool but he's so godamn dumb okay
25:50 Vegeta while you're here having this crisis we're out there getting beaten into a bloody Pace but you don't understand the legend Super Saiyan is motivated by a crying infant he is a literal giant baby so kind of what you're beinging right now you're just mad you're not the Legendary Super nean all right [Music] [Laughter] by wow wow monstrous saying I am Sayan this all you got kakarat Broly is disappointed kakarat killed Frieza
26:35 kakarat supposed to be strongest but now Broly strongest and now you die excuse you excuse Broly you've been ignoring someone this entire time Broly's wife well technically I was the one who killed Frieza that's hot no you mouth brether you have been ignoring your king what is a king to a God and what is a God to a nonbeliever dude oh my God what the [ __ ] jaar jaar
27:22 Broar he has devolved into saying only a single word time to hit the old Cosmic Trail your M said hi son kakarat no it's your father I was just prepping this pod for us to leave before the cometit kakarat yes true it's a pod meant for one person but Broly be a good boy show your daddy the love he has shown you what no way bro okay guys holy [ __ ] is this the
28:08 worst frankly at this point I wish we could open up the dead zone and bring back garlic Jr can't believe I'm saying it but I'll take some more Androids please and I'd rather get kicked in the dick a thousand more times hear that idiot scream kakarot's name again Kakarot I jealous and he was just an evil version of my Dad wait that guy with the tree is he alive not anymore also that wheelo guy he was nice oh yeah too bad he died of brain cancer cool then I'll cut to the chaste give me all of your energy right now I'll end it in one punch man one punch man Vegeta I know you're probably not going to [ __ ] it you have it just go
28:55 thanks thanks bu I love Vegeta so much dude hey ring say my [Music] [Applause] name so before the Canon Broly there's like three Broly movies yeah oh really they're they're not great holy [ __ ] oh um I hope there was nothing important
29:43 there yeah it' be bad holy [ __ ] oh it's so tight okay just going to drop this one out there but earlier nobody brought up Slug and I feel that's kind of racist what are these things and why is one grinding on me there you go south has been Avenged but it's still gone sorry but ain't no Dragon Balls that'll bring that back I think but what about the other World Tournament coming up well now you have a lot more options that's [ __ ] up man D that was awesome oh I wonder if the other World Tournament tournament are
30:31 [Music] not what the [ __ ] oh that's a oh my God Bill n Nintendo [Music] Power are you power level is twice as high as you saying here yeah dudee I love how they have gone so hard in these last like 10 or so episodes the quality is skyrocketed I feel like yeah it's [Music] nuts was that his
31:17 [Music] jacket that's it everybody that's Broly when Broly Broly done don't even don't ask anymore just subscribe and enjoy yeah I'm out I like that they they make the non- Canon movies very enjoyable oh yeah let's see if we can just sneak into the house okay oh hey Chi-Chi did Gohan not make it in oh no he made it in after a sizable donation from my father good man I'm glad we come from money I come from money Goku you come from a race of idiots I sure do chii I sure do I want a divorce me too I'm
32:05 starving hey everyone lny for he's such a [ __ ] idiot dude oh my God I love it though dude but yeah there's like there's three like non-canon Broly movies and then there is um the the the super Broly movie or or whatever it is yeah they have like a Broly returns kind of like with freezer or cooler you really just said freezer yeah ruin me slightly they've broken you I know I it's at the point especially now that they've been like adding stuff and changing stuff and like com like adding additional scenes and [ __ ] I it's [ __ ] with my perception
32:51 of this Arc because I have lost track of like what really happens and what doesn't a bridged has ruined me paron me really wants to watch that uh my her Academia in eight minutes sir you're asking too much I would actually to rewatch my I just feel like it'd be really funny like to minutes I wouldn't hate if we watched my hero Academia it's been I haven't watched like the last two seasons I watched it when it first came out I think I watched the season I haven't watched in like two seasons four I let us know if you want to do it let us know if you want to see it I have no idea y DB fans so talking we're just chilling with the boys yeah bye magic time Wizards be the joy
