Reacting to DBZ Abridged Cell VS Without Watching Dragon Ball Z

0:00 we can't help it we don't want to say goodbye it's time for all the cell versus how you doing over crap you're a look never oh my God why he look familiar is that the YuYu Haka show guy he yeah he's like he's like yeah he's like the main character's best friend essentially I'm the going to murder a couple of Street tops for I've never seen it but I've Been Told yeah he has the spirit sword I think excuse us chin strap we were under the impression that your little tournament was an open invite and between you and me I don't like to pass up invitations on tournaments or to kick evil guys asses yeah even when they're threatening

0:45 to destroy the world wait I mean I mean especially especially when you know I think he might have said the other one don't hurt yourself man I see it seems my tournament has attracted some unintended participants then tell me my for ious teenage combatants what do you bring to the table with a single Blast from my finger I can turn an s-rank demon into a pile of Ash or shoot little between the goal posts on your head and I have a sword it uh cuts through dimensions and uh stuff mhm mhm very impressive kids now which one can blow up the planet I uh what the gun or the sword which one could literally erase the planet from existence because I can

1:32 do that with a finger toara grab your crap we're going back to Gen Kai yeah whatever you're not even worth it bugman pompus green [ __ ] I'll show you what my middle finger can do cuz they're [Laughter] kids okay I like this hello there everybody it's me in AATA deita your guest editor for this video today thank you thank you for watching hit that like button leave a comment if you love Yu Haka show and for all the podcast listeners out there check out my experimental podcast kind soundway I actually would love to listen to their podcast just to like hear their thought when they were making this oh dude it has to be a super interesting oh yeah baby oh I'm HP this I've come to love

2:19 the music and end this madness good Lord with hair like that I bet you've never lost a game of who's the prot tag I hail from ancient Egypt along since buried Pharaoh I once ruled over the land commanding magicians dragons the very ground beneath your feet all right I'm actually getting a little excited now I was unrivaled in my time and now I stand is wild day as king So Perfect cell do you accept my challenge or do you bow to the Winds of my Majesty finally someone who gets it and for your Divine Prov It's mighty pharaoh and let us upheave the land with our battle then

3:05 it's time where's your deck my deck yes your deck also the hologram projectors what are we going to do this analog because I mean I can but we're going to have to get a little closer is this a prank which one is it Aston or Jamie oh please don't K me I'm trying to duel you in duel monsters duel monsters it's a children's card game ancient Egyptians loved it calm down how do we play you I can't use monster reborn yep right here in the rule book you gave me monster reor has been tournament illegal

3:50 since 2004 I mean it's not often on since then but it's it's currently forbidden so but this isn't a tournament isn't it is it not five then I play pot of greed also bad what 2005 then brain control 2010 swier the sky oh come on I'll God C I'm bad Q also it's 8,000 life points not four no idea where you got that from you're full of [ __ ] I'm taking my millennium puzzle in teenage boys body and going home also it's Jing to have someone else help you during a game bye there's a deep voice for a 14-year-old my God I love boom didn't get pretty much any of those references God we need to do I didn't either we need to do Yu-Gi-Oh

4:36 Bridge bro how awesome brid is and check out a brand new episode of my experimental podcast kind sound waves hot off the plate featuring my interview with little kuribo and an in-depth discussion littleboo is a Yu-gi-oh character oh this one's different yeah it's got to be the video game right I feel different hey oh my God yes hey I'm talking to you me I'm sorry I heard ugly and it assumed you must be talking to someone else beauty is in the fight of the beholder name's Ken Masters and this is Ryu you're the 6 and 1/2 foot tall pain in our butts who's

5:22 threatening to destroy the world aren't you 6'8 actually by your getups I'm assuming you're here to challenge me the truth lies in the heart of battle H don't pay attention to that it's just how it communicates the only way Warriors can truly communicate is with our fists what about our mouths oh God back Ryu I'm going to take like only round oh boy excellent then let us begin are you ready go weird face again Mr P cell uh Hey Ryu uh you want hey yo the the the [ __ ] it's coming

6:12 out I can't control it it's going to overtake me have you tried praying it away Consciousness Consciousness feading Into Darkness wait at least someone finally threw a punch that's a thing that happens wa the dado thing yeah what I would literally watch an entire series of this I [Laughter] know oh my God bro this is rid how many these are there

6:57 um we got a few more oh okay hell yeah that made a decent [Music] amount yes hey there Sonic the Hedgehog's my name speeds my game and I'm the Akida Knuckles say his name and he shall and unlike him I don't chuckle now you big bad Beetle board we'll give you one chance to high tail it before we have to take you down yeah either cut the crap or we'll beat it out of you really what's the anog going to do give me rabies I challenge you to a race cell if you lose then you got to leave the planet and never come back oh

7:45 a test of speed then don't mind me I'm just occupying multiple spaces at once H how are you with my speed there's also a third one selling chili dogs outside the ring POS no you're too slow what's impossible is how anyone could mistake that thing for an a kidna I am going to stump a mud hole in your ass and walk it dry now damn knuckles I have no choice now I'll have to use the emeralds you mean the Chaos Emeralds [Music] [Laughter]

8:36 wait hold on you're my [Laughter] ride sorry I'm uh not as fast as him hang [Laughter] on I do more than oh that's great he's trying there's nothing cooler than being hugged by someone you like all right fair enough Grand Theft Vegeta how many crazy ass videos do they have GTA Vegeta oh Fist of the of the North Star y this guy so then Road Warrior how could Mr Perfect cell help

9:22 you so what man a few words I can respect okay you just cut me off bugman hopeless man the Meat part of you your muscles is that bug meat or man meat uh we talk in percentage because at least 30% if we I don't care for man meat look you clearly got off at the wrong bus stop so why don't you okay but why though shut said okay but why though my God how did you know I was dead deathly allergic to tickling you're already

10:07 [Music] dead is he actually that strong Christ did anyone ever tell you you're already an [ __ ] are you going to eat that no no I am not well may I sure make it your last meal because after that you're dead no you are already again what that was amazing I've never seen fiz the nor is he supposed to actually be that strong I my my sister watched it when I when I was growing up I have no idea I don't I don't think he's like in

10:54 human buy it on Amazon Perell I buy it on Amon what a joke well hello there young man do you need help with your thesis makes me want to rewatch it well here's a hypothesis for you Sam's been so long sell will kill me if I don't turn my Men's Warehouse looking ass around and March out of his ring I provide this squirrel the conclusion is yes I will kill you not the squirrel did you get that one down I am no mere school boy you're speaking to the God of this new world wow okay and I thought it was a little Gody when I said it then suddenly Justin Timberlake straddles up with his tie too tight and lock so that for the ladies or

11:40 do you go to an all boy school and meet with the other students behind the bleachers no but seriously why are you here taking photos for Snapchat well come here fam let's get lit get in here we'll take some selfies first one will be serious second one will make a funny face and put a sweet filter on it did you you did one of my hearts just stop did you just use a magical notebook given to you by a death God to give me a heart attack re oh [Music] God damn it I should have said Zack F [Music] [Laughter] Rod I'm guessing that's the the long short what Death Note is to hit the like button in

12:26 way more of these episodes a theme song that's what I need a badass theme song for my cell games by Heat present Me by heat Jam project on this short a time frame what day is it anyway oh what master I believe we have arrived oh my I'm A Sund dial for pests I'm surprised you even found this place Jos the heck does 28 ks5 mean I needed to be specific I needed to be way more specific with my message hi I'm Pama hero for fun or well I mean I'm technically employed by the hero Association but uh he is here to end your miserable life monster yeah what

13:11 the cyborg said oh good and how are you going to do that stop one of my hearts blow my torso up or play me in a children's card game which admittedly was actually kind of fun I was thinking about punching you actually oh well as long as it's not keeping you from your chemo therapy Master allow me to take point you sure about that Jenny you kind of know how this goes right I recently received s going get I assure you this first attack will be the finishing flow oh wow who saw that one com you owe a heat you owe me to Heats uhoh how about you Caillou you

13:58 want to throw that punch now no I just tag along with him I'm actually going to wait for the tournament if there's a bunch of strong guys showing up I don't want to miss it well then Cape Baldi if you want to be literally the first person to follow the rules I set then the tournament it is you bet cockroach King but don't be surprised if I hit a little harder than Jos oh I'm looking forward to it you and me both I'll see you tomorrow dang right you wait tomorrow yes as in tomorrow tomorrow yes at the no can do then there's a sale going on at the grocery tomorrow and our pantry is looking pretty Barren if I don't hit it up we're just leaving money on the table let's just do it Monday you're joking if I win

14:45 the tournament when I win the tournament there won't be a Monday nah it'll be fine now uh don't mind me I'm going to go grab Janos that's it seriously I feel like I'm not the one being blue balled right now right thank you I was looking forward to that dude fourstar fans I don't think so there's only there can't be that many Ash Ketchum oh my what um sir your account is being used in another location apparently we join along with his comp what the YouTube you

15:32 good I didn't full screen it that was weird Misty and Brock on their Journey to the Pokémon League I feel like we're lost like usual hey I'm not the one who lost the map sure it would be nice if we had some kind of mobile device that could tell us where we are nope just this mobile device that tells us what Pokémon are which is really more important hey look over there is that a man wow he sure is tall guys that definitely doesn't look like a human I think that might be a Pokemon we got you oh wow time to use my trusty Pokedex data not found huh and technology has failed us excuse me children over there it can talk quite a bit louder than the other on are you here for the tournament

16:17 because people keep showing up early to fight me and honestly it's really starting to get old I mean I set a date these people could do is wait for it you guys I'm going to battle it oh well I guess that question let's see I can't tell what type it is so let's try Squirtle go wait so you're not going to fight me of course not this is a Pokemon battle Pokemon versus Pokemon okay you're saying that would but I don't know portal he's distracted use water gun well has monkey so thanks oh no it didn't have any effect so do I just I'm just going to attack back is that okay Squirtle you oh no that was solar beam

17:04 did you say solar flare because that's a toally different no wonder water didn't work on him he's a grass type Pokémon all right this ISS a lot like that game the boy with the leather pants played with me is this moners cuz it feels like dual monsters whoa is that a freaking Dragon cuz I'm going to be honest that's pretty metal actually it's neither a Steel type nor a dragon type me with you guys I've never related to him more so good job managed to give me a steam bath fire wasn't effective either man nothing I do is phasing it the name's sell by the way could have at least asked before you started throwing Critters at me you're pretty strong but Pikachu and I have fought more battles than I can

17:50 count not a high number I'm sure and if there's anyone that could beat not so fast yes oh my God wrong time wrong place James sorry Jesse sorry let's just start the thing prepare for trouble and make it double to protect the world from Devastation okay what the this be a dream here to steal my Pikachu okay so you know these guys yeah they're Jessie James Team Rockets that that was the only way that could have end am I right where okay do you honestly care no I actually don't all right then back to the Pokemon

18:36 battle Pikachu I choose all right real talk I'm not a Pokémon okay I don't even know what they are like what what is a Pokemon it's a pocket monster are they in your pocket no they're on my belt in Pokeballs then they're not Pocket Monsters they're belt monsters ball monsters no no no they're capsule monsters and you duel with them so they're goddamned duel monsters you're not a Pokemon no I am not a goddamn Pokémon now get out of here before I murder you and your little yellow rat also the guy who squinting at me and your Ginger girlfriend come on Pikachu let's go find us a Pokemon Center oh my God this is

19:23 the longest 7 days I've ever waited in my life I should have scheduled it for a Wednesday kill everyone dual monsters what is that a meww oh yeah was [Music] meww hey guys my name is your enjoy may enjoy the crossover video Ash versus Cell and when you're done with that maybe check out episode two of my Show fist Masters show that com like Dragon Ball Z meets Rick and Morty so maybe check those things out if you want this man yeah okay think kind of worked out didn't it oh my God sure I just mans

20:10 slaughtered Spider-Man Jesus really going to drop that golden oldie at the start hold on how are you alive mutant friendo well mutate specifically but whatever let me properly introduce myself I'm your deadly neighborhood Deadpool so you're so you're one of those x-m oh no no no no no no no no I mean sure help them out from time to time but that's like when the world's in danger zero to pissed in a moment my goodness you have talent look this thing isn't called cell versus the X-Men okay it ain't cell versus The Avengers or cell versus The Defenders it's Deadpool versus Cell got it I took a pay cut to make that happen so was your stick that you're insane or just

20:56 whoa I'm So Random my stick is that I've been contracted to assassinate your thorax the thought of a h gun never crossed my mind yep can't quite give away the identity of my employer but that's right you murder him and I will Spiderman Deadpool movie happen oh my what God no you won't get Andrew Garfield he's out listen I'll just get you to a hotel room but it's your job to make that Bedrock okay all right okay bye business [ __ ] all right Mr Lee it's happening Excel or ghost Napper I'm not a go it's it's been like a season dude come on a hard bargain also the pick he gave me looks nothing like you oh AB oh my

21:44 God out of the way I'm going to make you into bug Sashimi with these swords swords buddy I've got a boy with lavender hair who can give you a rundown on how poorly that's going to work out for where is my arm yoohoo corre for where is my it's called adamantium Shelly and it's the sliest diciest mest metal ever made hey this is Deadpool with Rees and Kathy Lee that's the name of the swords and my cats who I recently had to put down with these swords also they weren't cats but feral raccoons 5 4 3 2 okay that's fair it's

22:30 actually not adamantium it's carbonadium I deserve [Music] that God damn it now listen here you overgrown Bad Dragon toy going to have to clean the ring after this okay that's it I'm pretty sure I'm losing memories of my childhood now and while I'm more than happy to part with my dear memories of Uncle Mickey and his van I can't risk losing the first time I touch the boob at chess cam listen DP can I call you DP you can call me whatever you want while I'm carving you out like a goddamn tonon DP my tips I get what you're going for here I kill you you don't die you make jokes I kill you again rinse and repeat

23:15 it's not even that funny so how about you take your swords your guns and your references and sorry Shelly but a job's a job's a job and I'm the best there is of what I do make Arthur AMV set to Pap a roach second to that is killing dudes and there ain't no way you're getting rid of me until I've murderized you good deadpol come in we have an emergency uh uh sorry uh I got to take this works Callin give me a moment wol V buddy best friend love of my life what do you want we need you back at the Mansion it's a code Phoenix again with this it's like once a month with this chick seriously at this point I should make a period joke but that's

24:01 below me below me wait I think the the Xmen Evolution was playing I'm being very polite here I'm being very polite to let you have this conversation right now I'm very bu okay okay hold your Timbits Logan I'm on my way I try not to kill her this time yeah what the [ __ ] did you do you think he remembers X3 nobody remembers X3 okay so I remember X I don't remember3 meim try not to kill nobody I mean anybody well I mean really I don't give a [ __ ] I was just here to waste time give me a call later you can find me on Tinder and grinder oh and Yelp I love Mexicanos

24:47 muchos I'm pretty sure that was the picture of trump with the taco salad had her time would be Arthur still alive I don't think she is one for the road a I hope your sequel bombs it [Music] won't the 500 lb gorilla Shake hey dick bag we're doing the annotations we only got 20 seconds so take your recommended videos and upload them to your sphincter you wannabe piece of crap they had the perfect opportunity to make Curtis takaha 101 Arnot follow him on Twitter and twitch at at takado 101 go Toe to Toe with himself but they passed him up for okay I'm sorry who are you uh Xander mobus yeah that don't rhyme with Wan

25:33 Wold Po and po or even kill Beetle so you're kind of starving for excuses here I was in death battle it wouldn't be the first time they got something wrong oh you think so because I'll bet dicks for dollars is already 50 freaking comments bitching about me getting snubs slow your miscast roll not poool a [ __ ] just because you're the most popular doesn't mean they're beholden you got to experiment give someone else a chance yeah and come on you'll always be the dbdp and as you've made it quite clear that's definitely a thing yeah you know and they pay better anyway and you did do a good job I guess so sorry about that would you want to I don't know go get some Jimmy chongas according to the

26:18 internet yes yes I would you know Tom Kenny played us once yeah and Steve Bloom really and what actually let's just drop the subject all right hey okay this is the last one you want to die I'll fight your brat oh my God Bobby boy let's Rumble that's my purse that's my purse yes that's it that's awesome that's all need to be that's all it to be was perfect oh my I had no idea they made that a meme oh my God I just remember that from the show that's all he Hill I've seen like maybe three episodes of King of the Hill total

27:06 I wish that show did well that is like my favorite thing out of that show is that's my part he just when when he did it to Hank dude well that was s versus I will say that was that was nice I like that even though it was different that was fun it was a fun little like interim thing but now now I think it actually is over I might be corrected in the comments but I think that's it boys it looks like they're selling a hell there's no more there's no more Chala I think that's a podcast Chala it might be there wasn't any chillah in there there wasn't CH no not I told you that was the chillan of death the last Chala thanks for watching bye bye goodbye good Joy