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0:00 now it's the actual finale or the EP fan based parody Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball GT and Dragon Ball super are all by I don't really know what to expect with this please support the official release but it's the last thing in the playlist so big sad make sure to tell future me she raised you right oh I've got a lot to tell you I'm going to miss you trunks have a safe trip back to the Future McFly [Music] oh we maybe going to be able to see him actually go back I think I wonder if things are things going to change see you assume
0:46 so I guess that's the question right like so he went back in time and changed things but it started multiple timeline so like the timeline he's going back to that's what I'm wondering future change or would it be I'm wondering if it's going to do the old school thing of like there is only one timeline and thus since it this was changed it's all happy is affected yeah easier to sew a button on that than the whole like oh multiple his timeline is the same as it was when he left so technically the trunks you'll see in 17 years is not this trunks that wave function all over your pasty German huh trunks oh you're back thank goodness
1:33 you're everything go well hey Mom you ever meet Dad okay look love is complicated seriously how was I supposed to prepare you for a year alone with him been a weak mom you didn't prepare me for a car ride to the grocery store with the man what did you see in him a short stubborn powerful person desperate for recognition as a female scientist in her early 30s I guess I identified with that I just wish I could have well apparently you're his baby boy so he wasn't all bad right a revelation that came at the cost of my literal life then again considering the dysfunction of that whole group maybe I'm not the worst off yeah it's cuz I raised you right oh uh
2:21 about that before you found out I was your son in the past you might have made a pass at me well duh Mom hey it's not my fault your dad's genetics and M got a lot like chocolate and peanut butter is that why you used to call me your little peanut butter cup Al coming at you got our guest the cyborgs and they are tearing it up you going to go take care of them bro I'm running out of ammo and I'm holded up in the bank looks like this will be alw's last report watch out DJ I'm coming out brother but tonight we died in perfect just sa media for hunting
3:07 them down be careful I know you're stronger but I don't want history repeating itself don't worry Mom I'll be back before that tea gets cold actually it's it's probably going to take me a little while to get there so right so want me to put in a theral or make more when you get back I'll just I'll just finish it now you know sis they say catharsis is actually bad for your health and so is calling me a quote hobot end quote i' have gone with ro thought I'm not even an Android well duh since you're a girl you'd obviously be a gynoid which is funny considering guy isn't the
3:53 mother what like not a bad shot pops must be popular down to the shooting range I on the other hand have terrible aim I got to get up real close see so do me a favor sit still my God if you're this oh right gynoid like Gynecology huh it's obvious when I think about it get away from [Music] him I hope you got everything out of your wretched lives you wanted because they end today nobody else is going
4:41 to damn probably could have Micro that tea well well well hey there lilac it's been a few weeks surprised you're on your feet already also breathing see 17 this is what you get when you don't double tap also does he look different to you yeah ditch the sword lost the jacket plus you got jacked you must be crushing that 5x5 also did you get a little taller or Jesus Christ swipe right already pretty sure he's more your typ Fox I'm into shorter man this what's up Dam now it's too bad you left that sword
5:27 at home it's now I'm going to have to do what comes next with my bare hand bro it is kind of insane how much stronger he got is this a bad time to point out his specific choice in shirt you know it's funny and a little bit sad you two Androids didn't have to turn out like this the ones I met in the hold up did you just call us Androids that's offensive again with this [ __ ] oh right they called you Androids in the past the past what did you time travel uh yeah wait when was that shouldn't we remember you how about this if I don't kill you in the next minute I'll give you an explanation trust me wife Peter by the
6:13 time we're done with you we won't need one wait a second that's what you meant by his choice and shirt Jesus dude what are you kidding I put a bullet in some dude's gray matter not 2 minutes ago and that's what's got you offended wait oh any chance talk you out of this what was my master's name huh the man who taught me the man whose arm you took the man you killed what was his name Goku junor wrong answer [Music]
7:03 damn damn they [ __ ] weak in his timeline like God do you want uncut and early reactions to your favorite series that we do here on the channel what about double episodes we have all of that available and more for billies on patreon and members on YouTube your support means the world to us and it allows us to keep doing what we love and keep delivering you the content that you love or will eventually love because Billy is love Billy is live everything's going to be fine Billy everything's going to be fine Billy everything is going to be fine Billy you really think he's going to
7:48 take the bait I'm pretty sure I have a corpse in another timeline that says yes he will now stick to the script mom jeez morbid all right sir time to take this time machine back to the past where there are two living cyborgs for you to help Goku defeats thanks Mom I can't wait to save all those juicy fat people in the past from those cyborgs with this time machine make sure to [Laughter] write what oh [ __ ] is that him you know you never told me he was Green but I imagined he was green mom he's looking right at us does he does he know I can
8:36 see him this Vision based on Mom script all right son I'm going to make dinner it'll be done by the time you get [Music] back all right tall dark and bugly I know you're there no you don't this is an ambush I also know you're here to kill me until take my time machine so let's skip the monologue also you killing me a but that's the fun part and I'm fortunately I seem to be missing two vital pieces so I'm going to need that time machine so I can go back in the past and absorb the cyborgs to achieve my perfect form okay you suck you are sucking all the fun out of this I'm the
9:23 only one who sucks here boy sounds right to me seriously who's made him look like he stepped into a teleporter with Jeff gold Blum how do you know this I was drinking that wasn't fair someone once told me Multiverse theory is a [ __ ] okay I feel like you're referencing something and I don't get it and it's not there so I'm really going to need that time machine now so I can just go back and redo this whole conversation sorry cell you already got your way once wa cell is that my name oh man that's way better than the name I came up with I was thinking
10:13 cheering I hope you're prepare to meet your maker in hell because I'm pretty sure that's where Dr jro is you think you're cute [ __ ] I'm adorable oh my God God she had a little bit too much time with Vegeta boy howdy kids looks like your old friend s is in quite a Sticky Wicket whatever should he do use the Kam hameh ha good [Applause] [Music] idea let me get out of my fuing timeline well damn
10:58 [Laughter] no way and now the [Music] end that was great it's over after everything this feels this feels anti clima oh bro so TR got to know your father that well he and I shared one night of passion after he came back to Earth mom you and unfortunately he didn't know what
11:44 protection meant I really don't need to know this but after that first time I just thought well in for a penny in for a pounding and I really was understandable the screaming is understandable bro this is depressing it really is y'all need to give us more more content to react to like I know we have DBZ Kai but like damn bro this feels weird how good the boo Saga would have been it would have been perfect the jokes they could have made the things they could have done only if only I knew if only you don't but don't one day he might though so
12:31 what you one day I might of the uh just DBZ as a whole now that you've witnessed it through a bridge design version I I I want to watch more like it it's it's literally just it's not enough and do you think you can do without the comedy yeah I think I can like don't he's like I just want to see [ __ ] explode I just yeah I want to see more [ __ ] blow up um I want to see Super Saiyan three um I'm I'm is is that a thing saying I'm not going to [ __ ] tell you anything that's kind of [ __ ] up you're [ __ ] uh [ __ ] you but no it's it's it's one of the like the comedy is great like the
13:18 writing and all that's great but like dude that last five episodes there're it was I as much comedy last chunk I would say very much felt like DBZ with just a couple oneoff jokes as opposed to like that's more how it is like how Goku got serious like I would say that's Goku's normal like a fight is happening you know and then you know there's like there's I'm fishing Goku or I'm trying to drive Goku and then there is I'm fighting Goku there's like those are his two inet so I mean Goku farming Goku yeah it it it it it's actually just created interest in the world just as much as like writing itself right so it's like I I you know I want to see what the actual reactions are and and
14:05 everything compared to what this was that's why it's like I'm I'm not opposed to like even starting from the start Satan oh yeah thoughts on Mr Satan what are your thoughts on Mr Satan at this point let me let me get a get a gauge on him I mean it's it's if he's actually like that in the thing that yeah pretty much you know yeah I mean I'm not he also sounds like that legitimately like I liked him like I mean man's man's had flare he had the ability to take credit for other people's work he is he was the hype he is a content creator he is the hype I I I need also patreon because y'all will get this obviously before YouTube I need
14:50 to know what is the best way for us to play budai ten kichi or budai or whatever like what would be the easiest way for us to do that not in the same location so I know if we need to like prep for a me because I'm assuming there's got to be a way because you need to experience those games boom I'm not a post I I mean that that's like PlayStation 2 era I don't know yeah but I think there was remakes like I'm pretty sure that there was remakes but I or there also might be on Steam hold on I know it at least there was a remake on PS3 now the question is does the PS3 version have online that's the question but in the meantime while we find out in the
15:37 comments if if you do decide to go through Kai boom I will gladly join you on the buag sounds good I mean if people want to see like us straight from the boaga that would be fine with me I mean because to be honest like most of the story like was kind of similar like like the same things kind of happened cell absorb the Androids I mean I think that's the thing like as long as like I I can fill in the holes I guess from like the actual story stuff like I'm cool just continuing where we left off cuz I mean I don't I don't think anybody I mean I'm sure there's plenty of people that would want to watch us start from the beginning and go back all the way through but I mean if there really isn't the need then I don't I don't think so I mean I guess let us know in the comments
16:22 but I this kind of feels like double dipping if we didly like we we mentioned it like when you when you got up in between these episodes that I was saying like I the fact that I've already seen like DBZ and then combined with this like everything's so fresh that I just don't really know how I would like react to something just have done so I'm just like I don't know is very much still like you still know Super Saiyan's happening you now know Super Saiyan 2 is coming you know who dies you know who lives yeah I would say the story is simple enough that like a bridge you got the like you you you got the based the entire story like it's as long as I have the Beats I think we could just like pick up from here and I would I I would be happy like I mean at this point like I said I just want
17:09 more of the world as much as the writing itself right like I want to see everything that happens let us know if that's something you want to see genu I think it'd be hilarious to see you react to how their personalities actually are yeah like the difference like first few episodes would be so [ __ ] funny dude cuz like cuz like like reacting to reacting to dende and how he actually is I think would be just hilarious I mean dude I I feel like all of us like coming off of this like I I am struggling to remember everybody's personalities right like I'm gonna miss Mr Popo I'mma Miss like super cocky Vegeta Vegeta's always been cocky but like godamn they dialed it up and I'm GNA miss that yeah Mr Popo never had speaking lines not like the level that he did in a fridge I'm I'm really going
17:54 to miss Mr Popo that was uh was a great a great was hilarious Dodge Ru number three time I mean that and Piccolo actually being Gohan's dad like I mean that's F enjoy bye goodbye
